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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleechborn and Haley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pod Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: Well. We went to the well, I went to the

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Speaker 2: Edinburgh Military tedto that was down under, went to Brisbane

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Speaker 2: and Auckland this time. Last time it was Melbourne and

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Speaker 2: Wellington when it visited outside of Edinburgh. I've done it

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Speaker 2: obviously before. I've been in that multiple times and it

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Speaker 2: was very It was a lot of fun, but I

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Speaker 2: didn't realize that that's why your parents were up in Auckland.

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Speaker 1: My mom, my mum's parents met in a pipe band

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Speaker 1: and Alpham I think was a pipe band, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: My grandad played the big bong bong drum and your

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Speaker 1: grandmother was I love that guy with the bong with

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Speaker 1: the booms and Marline r I p recently lost and

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Speaker 1: the princess died of the studio girl.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone knows a marching was.

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Speaker 1: A marching girl. This was so My parents were up

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Speaker 1: for my birthday and then for this on set day,

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Speaker 1: and on Friday, my birthday, I see I got home

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Speaker 1: and Dad's mom in my lawns he does this and

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, they can't just sit on the couch

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Speaker 1: and he was under the house at one stage finding

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Speaker 1: trying to find out where the bath drained slowly. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I love you man. Probably tubes and just left up

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Speaker 1: the girl tubes. It's the bath. No pubs, it's a pub.

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Speaker 1: All that draining stuffed down. I think about it, but

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Speaker 1: I'm on a septic tank. It'll wipe out all my

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Speaker 1: bacteria and then and then the septy tank will stink.

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Speaker 2: I mean, how fast you need a bath to drain?

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Speaker 1: You know, it trains, It drains eventually, maybe trim you pubes.

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Speaker 1: And I got home and I said, get off the lawma,

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Speaker 1: We're going to the pub for a birthday guinness with Hailey.

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Speaker 2: And he didn't even have to invite me. I heard

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Speaker 2: it from from my house.

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Speaker 1: We sounded the horn, the Horn of Gondor from was jealous.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't come. You were in Melbourne, Yeah, the country.

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Speaker 1: I chose to leave. So we we had the tab

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Speaker 1: for a guinness. Yeah, and that was it. Was there

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Speaker 1: we got talking about the marching thing and Hailey was

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Speaker 1: talking about the Swiss. The Swiss.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the Swiss top secret drum line.

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Speaker 1: Top secret drum line. But what the fuck is it's

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Speaker 1: just the name top Secret. Were they dressed in all black?

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Speaker 2: All black but the socks, and they've got these kind

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Speaker 2: of like big hats with feathers on them.

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Speaker 1: Do they have a little pouch for this with army knife?

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Speaker 2: I'm sure they do.

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Speaker 1: And it was sort of insinuated at the table that

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Speaker 1: Haley had had sex with at least one.

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Speaker 2: It was because we were talking about the Axe and

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Speaker 2: I was saying, is the big ax from around the

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Speaker 2: world and we have three of them at the one

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Speaker 2: that was down here, and I said, oh, the top they.

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Speaker 2: I think you Mum might have said I'm looking forward

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Speaker 2: to the Swiss team the top secret drum line, and

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Speaker 2: I might have said I've worked my way through most

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Speaker 2: of that line before, you know.

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Speaker 1: And perpet that puzzled and I said, I think what

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Speaker 1: she's saying is she said sex with half of them?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and.

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Speaker 1: Then you had to spinish his drink because it was

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Speaker 1: so shop. Yeah. So post performance sundayning, Dad's like, I

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Speaker 1: counted how many men were in that team? Did Haley

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Speaker 1: really sleep with half of them? I was like, no, Dad,

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Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, he literally thought he took it. Literally.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't talk about these sorts of things. This is

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Speaker 1: well out of his of course, Hailey's not afraid to share.

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Speaker 1: That's your dad said on the drive home. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 1: wasn't afraid to share his shit. He's accurate there, I said, no, no,

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Speaker 1: she's no. No.

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Speaker 2: When he was counting the top secret drum line, did

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Speaker 2: he also count the Nouegian guard in the New Zealand

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Speaker 2: Army Band as well? Because I know, I don't want

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Speaker 2: to add up my stats here, but.

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Speaker 1: It's getting up there. It's getting up there. She's traveled

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Speaker 1: the world. He seemed to be counting everybody that there

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Speaker 1: were two hundred and forty. I was like, how do

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Speaker 1: you know? And he's like, counted the square?

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Speaker 2: Do you know? What was amazing? So I went and

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Speaker 2: saw this.

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Speaker 1: I saw the ted It was how many people are

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Speaker 1: from New Zealand that just participated in it, how many

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Speaker 1: people travel to be in it.

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Speaker 2: So it's a mixture like the Aussie New Zealand one

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Speaker 2: has lots of local the mass pipes and drums, it's

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Speaker 2: mostly local. But then you've got your big overseas.

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Speaker 1: X because there's so many people that need like whole

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Speaker 1: planes to bring them here.

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Speaker 2: It's insane. It's huge the budget though in Edinburgh they

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Speaker 2: do thirty shows, nine thousand people at night, sold out

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Speaker 2: males and advance. It's a huge budget.

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Speaker 1: And awful like fucking bag one. There was one my

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Speaker 1: mum's one critique, not enough.

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Speaker 2: Bagpipes listen to this. So there was a Kappa hacker group.

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Speaker 2: They came as part of the special performance like like

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Speaker 2: spine Chilean.

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Speaker 1: I think you say spine tingling spine shows children down

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Speaker 1: my spine. Yeah, do you know?

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Speaker 2: I actually got a VIP experience because the you know,

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Speaker 2: the LOCKI, the Marching Girl nerds. We went all out

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Speaker 2: and went up to this area where we met the

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Speaker 2: producer who I've met before. He actually came and saw

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Speaker 2: my stand up comedy.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: He came to visit New Zealand to do some groundwork.

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Speaker 2: Ellen's's name by the way far out. It's a shame

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Speaker 2: he's got a wife.

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Speaker 1: But that doesn't stop some people.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't. So he he came in, did a speech

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Speaker 2: for the VIP people and I met him afterwards. We

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Speaker 2: got a photo clung on, clung around, you know, just

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Speaker 2: type and he said, I came and saw your comedy

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Speaker 2: when I was in New Zealand last time. I was like,

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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, like, thank you so much. What did

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Speaker 2: you make of it? And then I said, wouldn't it

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Speaker 2: be great if in the next Edinburgh Military tattoo it

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Speaker 2: had a little bit of you know, ten minutes of

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Speaker 2: stand up and he said, I think given your content,

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Speaker 2: you'll lose a third of the audience within five years.

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Speaker 1: There were a lot of mom and Dad said, there

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Speaker 1: was a lot of people who needed help to their seats. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we just jumped back to Hailey's VIP experience. Yep, because

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Speaker 1: I just did the maths their eye as sex and

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Speaker 1: Roman numerals. Yeah, and then P of course is penis.

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Speaker 1: So it's not the first time. She said of the

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Speaker 1: VIP experience, it was too long passed and it got

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Speaker 1: too nerdy. It was too much about the Roman numerals.

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Speaker 2: Terrible joke, fast relevant, kind.

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Speaker 1: Of the moment passed, but I kind of got a

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Speaker 1: little bit hyper fixated on Roman numerals. Yeah, I apologize

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Speaker 1: to everybody. That's okay, I fucked it up, deleted all

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Speaker 1: fucking I might call it a day