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Speaker 1: For all you lead bastards loving the Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Get up even closer.

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Speaker 1: On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for dougging for

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Speaker 1: silver levering weekday on radio.

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Speaker 3: That's correct.

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Speaker 2: How you know it?

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Speaker 3: I keep getting these stabbing pains in my head at

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Speaker 3: the moment, probably I think so, just in the back

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Speaker 3: of my head. It's man shooting pain.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's no good man. I just went out to

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Speaker 1: a kidney specialist because of my polycystic kidney diseases. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've got a liver the size of I don't know

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Speaker 1: how honkers combined. Wow, that big.

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Speaker 2: It's like chriple size or something, Isn't that?

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Speaker 1: It's huge? Yes, So it goes it should sit on

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Speaker 1: as you look down. It should be answerting underneath your

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Speaker 1: own right underneath your right nipple. But mine goes right

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Speaker 1: the way across and is also underneath my left nipple.

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Speaker 1: And she's saying that if it starts affecting your appetite,

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Speaker 1: because it can squeeze your stomach, then they just cut

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Speaker 1: a big chunk of it out. So that's good. It's

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Speaker 1: good to know that that can happen well.

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Speaker 3: And obviously you've got a backbone liver to take all

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Speaker 3: the pass you know what I mean, that's exactly what

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Speaker 3: I've got. I think my lever would just be a

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Speaker 3: leather strap.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think the polycystic kidney disease made

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Speaker 1: it went spread to the liver. So now that's polycystic.

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Speaker 2: So there's a disease. There's a disease, cause bug on

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Speaker 2: the purse or anything like that.

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Speaker 1: It's genetic. It's a genetic deficiency on a mutant. You've

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Speaker 1: heard of the X men. Yeah, I'm like that, but

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Speaker 1: a loser, right, I'll live shorter life. Oh wow, I'll

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Speaker 1: go on dialysis. No, I've actually got a pretty good

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Speaker 1: form of it where i won't have to go on dialysis.

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Speaker 1: So that's good. Yeah, but just sucks. I wouldn't well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's not great. Although me and Joan Olomu that you know,

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Speaker 1: another thing we've got in common. And then I've got

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Speaker 1: to get an MRI scam because often you can. If

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Speaker 1: you've got this, you can get aneurysms right, and you

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Speaker 1: can even narrow thing in your brain. So she goes,

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Speaker 1: But if she said, if you've got any history of

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Speaker 1: that and your family not as far as I know,

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Speaker 1: But I didn't really know my dad's side. She goes,

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Speaker 1: I don't think we need to do it. I was like,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Just do it just so that I'm

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Speaker 1: not lying away, So let's just do that.

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Speaker 2: Even mentioning that that could possibly be a thing, I

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Speaker 2: would one hundred percent check.

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Speaker 1: I would like to check that, I'd flag it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. She'll be fine, yeah, living

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Speaker 1: in bliss.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stressed and then well and then just what lights out?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but you'd probably be a vegetable. I reckon

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Speaker 1: for a while, you know, like your mouth the jar

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Speaker 1: and just drill coming out. Someone having to wipe you down.

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Speaker 2: We'll still wheel into the studio.

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Speaker 1: Dribble.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I said the front man.

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Speaker 2: You fat you do for a craft?

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Speaker 3: How are we going anyway, fell us? Apart from your

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Speaker 3: sistic vibrosis, yes, what is it?

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Speaker 1: Polycystic kidneys? Polycystic kidneys. Other than that on tip.

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Speaker 2: Top, I had that thing, Jase, that you've talked about

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Speaker 2: before where you've got a trading round. Yes, and so

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Speaker 2: you're trying to look like you're not doing fuck all. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because at the moment, like I've done all the jobs

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Speaker 2: around the house, that needs doing, old old job. I

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Speaker 2: had a big list of things. I've done them all

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Speaker 2: and the last one was this particular job which he's doing. Yes,

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Speaker 2: And so I'm just sort of spent a lot of

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Speaker 2: time on my laptop sitting at the kitchen table there,

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Speaker 2: just yeah, doing all sorts of stupid ship and then

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Speaker 2: just decided to draw the curtains for the last couple

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Speaker 1: I just watched.

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Speaker 3: And it's the drawing of curtains that's really sas you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean. They think God a feeding off. Well,

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Speaker 3: I've got tradees over as well today, so it's trading dated.

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Speaker 1: The giveaway was, you know, and you're like ship and

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Speaker 1: on ah telltale sign that you're doing fuck.

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Speaker 3: I told you guys when I was getting the roof

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Speaker 3: on our lounge. Yeah, And the feel was when they

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Speaker 3: at various points would have their smokos on that little deck.

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Speaker 3: I'd be sitting in my lounge and about three or

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Speaker 3: having daries and having their smokeo and I'd be on

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Speaker 3: my couch watching a bit of you know, Rafel or something.

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Speaker 3: But you do go fucking ow, I gotta I can't

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Speaker 3: be doing this ship. I got to go and look

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Speaker 3: as out I'm doing Ship.

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Speaker 2: The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four on

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Speaker 1: Racking Big Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I've got this issue with the trade that's at my

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Speaker 2: place is if I had to guess, I would say Argentinian.

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Speaker 2: Really nice guy. His name is Rodrigo, but he's very

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Speaker 2: much the worker. And I've been dealing with the manager

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Speaker 2: right right. The manager comes along, I have a good

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Speaker 2: year with him, really nice, and then Rodrigo has a

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Speaker 2: yeng with him and their native tongue, and then there's

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Speaker 2: a lot of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is that.

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Speaker 2: But I've got the feeling that Rodrigo is a bit grumpy.

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Speaker 2: Oh really like and he's probably my age, you know,

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Speaker 2: but I've got the feeling he's fucked off about something,

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Speaker 2: because every time I talk to him, he's really fucked off.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, but I could be a language thing,

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Speaker 2: it could be like a culture's thing. So I do

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Speaker 2: this often anyway. Actually that's a lie.

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Speaker 1: I never have.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, maybe fake. I've got a few

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Speaker 2: coke zeros in the fridge cans, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was looking at the fridge and make myself coffee.

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Speaker 2: I want to go give him an off from a

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Speaker 2: coke zero. Maybe that'll help. So I go out there

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Speaker 2: and show's sorry.

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Speaker 1: He comes.

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Speaker 2: He's like waves me down and he's like, hey man,

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Speaker 2: gonna have to come back tomorrow, like really fucked off

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Speaker 2: about it. And I'm bro, it's all good, it's all good,

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Speaker 2: it's all good. And I was anyway, I thought you

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Speaker 2: might want to drink. So here's a coke. He's, oh,

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Speaker 2: thank you so much, sir, thank you, thank you. He

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Speaker 2: called me. Yeah, takes his glove off, cracks into it,

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Speaker 2: has a big drink and he goes, yeah, man, like

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Speaker 2: this isn't It's like, I'm gonna have to come back,

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Speaker 2: like not swearing, but like really agitated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I was just like, fucking hell, what was going

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Speaker 1: And then he had a sugar rush and he was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do that all the time, if there's like,

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Speaker 3: if there are, it's like when we got out once week,

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Speaker 3: don't I make the fellows coffee all the time because

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Speaker 3: we've had the old coffee machine there. And it's good

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Speaker 3: to create a harmonious situation where people go, this guy's

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Speaker 3: a good bastard.

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Speaker 2: I thought, you know, that absolute whipping of a bloke

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Speaker 2: that walks past every now and then, Yes, he was

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a guy that walks past is like the

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Speaker 2: biggest weapon you can ever imagine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he is unique individual. Yeah, you don't want to

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Speaker 1: get him back to him. I've never seen one of

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Speaker 2: No, neither. No, maybe in the movies.

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Speaker 1: No, no, nothing like that. Nothing, absolutely not, not with

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Speaker 1: a head on it. No, I've never seen it.

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Speaker 2: I like to think about what people a picture right now,

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Speaker 2: this's an absolute specimen.

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Speaker 1: A specimen is an absolute species.

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Speaker 3: But there is But also for me, like just getting

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Speaker 3: back to trade e chat. Oh, there's something I find

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Speaker 1: About having a man around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, having a man around the house doing shit, you

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Speaker 3: know what, well, you know, just fixing stuff. It's there's

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Speaker 3: something gratifying about that.

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Speaker 1: Other people to do stuff for you.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, I used to feel slightly emasculated by it,

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Speaker 3: but now I'm like, yeah, fucking great, man, fix it up.

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Speaker 2: But also, it's a skill thing. It's something to do

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Speaker 2: with being a man exactly. It's like, particularly some jobs,

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Speaker 2: sure you can probably do yourself, but some of them

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Speaker 2: a good job of this. I'm gonna make it look shit.

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Speaker 3: Well, as I was saying to you know before, Kesy,

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Speaker 3: I was taking out stumps this morning, and then I

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Speaker 1: But this is manuco. Yeah, okay, whatever.

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Speaker 3: It got, It's just it's fucking shit man stumps.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't she get a driver's license?

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Speaker 3: She's in the process.

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Speaker 2: There are yes, but then I would love to watch

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, man, there is nothing more terrifying

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Speaker 3: than when you're, in my case, your daughters get their

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Speaker 3: car by It is the fucking most terrifying thing in

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Speaker 3: the world. And you just sit there while they drive off,

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Speaker 3: going oh fuck, yeah, you know, what I mean, fucking hell,

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Speaker 3: rather that than have her driven by some fucking idiot

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Speaker 3: that drives too fast or gets pissed. Yeah that oh yeah, true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But I mean as long as the teacher was

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Speaker 2: a good driver, you know what I mean, as long

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Speaker 2: as you know that she's driving off with the best

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Speaker 2: possible driving education.

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Speaker 3: True story. The teacher is my wife, not me. They

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Speaker 3: won't drive in the car with me because you want

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Speaker 3: to sit on their lap and steer up.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 2: Actually years when we play golf with Jason, you hit

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Speaker 2: it even a fraction, not straight. He goes, oh, and

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Speaker 2: he just cannot stop doing it. You'll be playing with

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Speaker 2: a stranger.

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Speaker 3: Imagine an hour and around with Kizy. I'm doing it constantly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like so complete strangers teeing off in front of us.

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Speaker 2: We're waiting to use the T box next, right, and

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Speaker 2: if one of them shanks that, Jase will go oh

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Speaker 2: and they would turn her around. What the fuck?

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Speaker 3: Have a couple of slugs of that tequila there, Magie, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: get into a pig star.

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Speaker 1: Again in this place? Who knows? Yeah, that's the thing. Man,

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is this now? A text? What's the stages?

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Speaker 3: No pugs has just posted that fucking video of me

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Speaker 3: in the meeting.

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Speaker 1: Do you have your notifications on for Instagram? Yeah? What

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Speaker 1: if you get tagged and something, I could give a

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Speaker 1: ship you're the man, though, I just save it off

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Speaker 1: because otherwise you're constantly on it. Yeah right, I know.

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Speaker 3: I very rarely go on Instagram. No, seriously, I would

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Speaker 3: spend I don't even look at our staff three minutes

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Speaker 3: on it.

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Speaker 1: Maybe in the day. That's good.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I've been limiting myself massively as well.

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Speaker 1: It's just hanging out with us.

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Speaker 3: I just find Instagram just not very engaging.

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Speaker 1: Sure, what a weapon? Thanks man.

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Speaker 3: No buzzies, there's plenty of buzzies

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Speaker 2: Seven weekdays on READI