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Speaker 2: Dogging for to seven every weekday on Radiorecare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff.

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Speaker 3: I can say that the old Big Show with broadcast

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Speaker 3: from some pretty exotic locations over the years. And we're

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Speaker 3: currently doing this podcast from beautiful Muda White Beach and

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Speaker 3: I'm looking out there, fellas, at the beautiful Beach Escape

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Speaker 3: out there, and I'm thinking I should have brought my

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Speaker 3: budgy smugglers.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow cycles, so.

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Speaker 3: I could just have a bit of a plunge magie,

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Speaker 3: you know the ocean. You know, I am tified of

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Speaker 3: the I mean when I say a plunge, I mean

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Speaker 3: like a dog paddle, you know, like I'd set in

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Speaker 3: it and just let it wash against my breast like

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Speaker 3: a toddler. Yeah, and people could splash water on me.

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Speaker 3: But it looks beautiful though, doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Want It's a great spot. But you're saying we've broadcast

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Speaker 2: from exotic places before. I don't think we have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think they've just been grody bars. So

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Speaker 3: this is the most exotic location with the broadcast.

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Speaker 1: The effect that we can see some grass. Yeah, and beach.

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Speaker 4: You love beach a yeah, I do, man.

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Speaker 5: And this is something that we should, you know, if

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Speaker 5: the Hiducky Swingers Club continues. You know, we should just

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Speaker 5: pick the most exotic locations and then just make purely

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Speaker 5: so we can be broadcasting from these places when we

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Speaker 5: probably shouldn't even be there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Sure, I mean, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sure? How is it for you?

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Speaker 4: Mogi? How is what the first Hiducky Swingers Club?

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Speaker 1: Look, it's a hell of a drive. It is a jive.

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Speaker 2: It's a hell of a drive when I usually go

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Speaker 2: about a minute down the road from my house, but

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Speaker 2: being able to turn up here, walk into the clubhouse

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Speaker 2: taking that view, watch you and Joe's fucking hack your

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Speaker 2: way around the final hole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 2: Shocked to hear you Keesy say that you shot fifty

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Speaker 2: six on the back nine when I saw twelve strokes

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Speaker 2: right in front of me just trying to get on

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Speaker 2: the green. M So I am shocked by that fifty

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Speaker 2: six on the back line because golf mess mate, all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, God, you must have been done well

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Speaker 2: on those other holes.

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Speaker 1: Birdie, boody, boody. He didn't actually get a Birdie. He

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Speaker 1: did actually get a burty today.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, there's there's a thing they call, what is

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Speaker 3: that the cutoff or something where you're just having an

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Speaker 3: absolute ship.

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Speaker 4: We see a maximum, It depends on the paras.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so we set a maximum of seven on a

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Speaker 5: part three eight, Part four nine, Part five, just because

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Speaker 5: we had a deadline to hit sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, did you did you ride your hog out here? Magi?

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Speaker 1: That would have been good? Yeah? Yeah, you know, it's

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Speaker 3: It's nice for me from where I lived because I

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Speaker 3: and what I've got Google maps.

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Speaker 1: Of course, and then you still question it, and it

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Speaker 1: was actually quite a pleasant drive.

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Speaker 2: Well I would have. I would have absolutely run the

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Speaker 2: hole out here. But I treat my hog in the

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Speaker 2: same way that Keyesy treats his truck, and that he

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Speaker 2: does want to get me drops of rain on it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I don't want to get any drops of rain

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Speaker 2: at my house. Yeah, look like it was. It looked

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Speaker 2: like the weather was weather. It was going to turn

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Speaker 2: a little bit. We won't get it home to we

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Speaker 2: won't get home till pretty late.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Well, I was thinking my motorbike that I've got my hug.

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Speaker 5: It's not it's not a two stroke.

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Speaker 4: It sounds more like a weedy day dad.

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Speaker 1: Watch me, watch me wing wing Wing.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 3: They show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

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Speaker 4: The Wary Big Show Podcast.

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Speaker 5: I was thinking, if if I can maybe make two

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should get a sidecar.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'd love I was actually saying, I was going

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Speaker 3: to say to both of you, I'd love for you

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Speaker 1: A sidecar with your hogs. Definitely, I will buy.

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Speaker 3: I will buy like, you know, a little helmet and goggles,

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Speaker 2: The problem is if I put a sidecar on mine,

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Speaker 2: my peddles might hit it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to see you guys going down like.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can have your scarfs on. I was

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Speaker 2: talking to the guy today who's lent me that whole

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Speaker 2: and he was telling me that I should be using it,

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Speaker 2: I should be cycling using the pedals. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 2: just I think I might take the pedals off. Why

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Speaker 2: did he say that, I don't know. He's like you

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Speaker 1: I thought the whole concept of them was.

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Speaker 3: You sort of your peddle along the sort of flat

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that would be. But also I could just

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Speaker 2: set there pusher button and it goes.

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Speaker 1: Fifty charge of that literally, I thought it was he charged.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's got two batteries on it, which

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Speaker 2: lasts for about twelve hours. Well, and then you plug

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Speaker 2: charge it up something like that. And then so you

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Speaker 2: you blast and it goes through fifty.

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Speaker 4: Well that's the saying. Make my somenny going like five

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Speaker 5: So why would you piddle exactly unless you were going

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Speaker 5: fifty kilometers sweaty? Yeah, I wonder if you could have

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Speaker 2: It's it's long enough in my Teea truck, you know.

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Speaker 2: And that's a comfortable vehicle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a luxury wagon, the Tea truck. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Been a while since I've been out here as well,

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Speaker 2: so I sort of goot how far it was. Yes,

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Speaker 3: But I film a lot out here with that series

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: It's called rooting in the sand Dunes with haughty j Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 2: and hardy dre snakes around the sand dunes and catches

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Speaker 3: I did actually make love once and on sand never again, right,

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Speaker 3: I mean it's all very well, being romantic and you know,

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Speaker 1: It's just very gritty.

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Speaker 2: Well, there's it's a what would you call that, there's

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Speaker 2: a bit of resistance there. It's it's not conducive.

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Speaker 3: No to it seems like a good idea, but then

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Speaker 3: it's like, actually you made love and the sand Keezy.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely not. No, I'm too much of a clean freak

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Speaker 5: for that ship. And also I feel like you you

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Speaker 5: come out of it with like a really exfoliated.

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Speaker 1: Bat and and other things.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and other things too.

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Speaker 3: Are you on your back in the scen haariy, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's right, partners giving it.

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Speaker 2: Oftentimes it's even worse when you're on your stomach.

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Speaker 4: That's why I've got really smooth knees as well.

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Speaker 1: Oh you've got your orthopedic Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I've got my orthopedic slippers.

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Speaker 1: You're looking over your shoulder on the beach. Yeah. Oh

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Speaker 1: that is so good.

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Speaker 5: But I don't think i'd ever ever even consider it

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Speaker 1: At least you've got head wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 4: No, then just wait, it would have to have been

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Speaker 3: Seriously, I'm being serious here. There's no thing like like

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Speaker 3: fresh air to give you a massive rage.

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Speaker 4: What the hell is that?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's the appeal of making love in

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what, sir, on your and your bullos? What

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Speaker 2: is the other thing there?

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Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly, there's nothing like it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I I urinate outside all the time because

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Speaker 3: I just love the feeling of being free and in

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Speaker 3: the fresh.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Jason, I thought you exclusively did it in the shell.

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Speaker 1: That was yesterday changed and then you've got an outdoor shower.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's good stuff.

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Speaker 4: Question is, did you do we's in the shower this morning?

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Speaker 2: I think I was waiting for the shower to warm up.

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Speaker 2: But I would have No. I do it every single.

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Speaker 1: Day, yeah, I mean, if I have to, I will.

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Speaker 5: And it's like it straight down the plug hole suchation,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, always for that.

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Speaker 2: And then I've got the missus keeps the toothpaste and

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Speaker 2: it is a situation just right. It spins around real fast.

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Speaker 2: It's a situation where you can just walk in, not

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Speaker 2: but I've never done I still feel like when I

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Speaker 2: do do it, which is not often. And in fact,

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Speaker 2: I brought this up with my wife last night and

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Speaker 2: she was just like your listeners and Jason like a gross.

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Speaker 3: I mean, well, you know, we've just we've just got

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Speaker 3: the end suite done and so we've got a beautiful

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Speaker 1: You installed a urinal when you're because you've got.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like a little ditch at the end of it.

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Speaker 3: You know those little urinal lollies you get.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great idea. You just chuck the urinal

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Speaker 2: cakes in the shell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you may as well. How good.

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Speaker 2: There's Actually there was an vitising campaign run in Brazil.

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Speaker 2: It might have been when I was still in Wellington,

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Speaker 2: I've got a weird memory of mirror mar when I'm

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Speaker 2: saying this. But they they were recommending to to the

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Speaker 2: to the civilians right population, for people to urinate in

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Speaker 2: the showers because it would reduce the stress on the

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Speaker 2: water usage on the fuckingruggle system. Yeah, so you got

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Speaker 2: less flashes because it's great. It's great water regardless.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell your wife that, kesy, No, but you

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Speaker 1: can tell her if you want.

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Speaker 3: It takes pressure off the sewerage system, the sewerage sewerage,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'll let her know.

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Speaker 5: But still she's she's not in favorite unfortunately fellas well,

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Speaker 5: if if someone was to be listening to this right

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Speaker 5: now and just so happened to have the end of

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Speaker 5: podcast music ready there, Thanks Tilly, Hey, thank you very

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Speaker 5: much for listening to the Hucky Big Show podcast out show.

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Speaker 5: You should listen to the show as well, four to

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Speaker 5: seven every week down Radio Hodaki.

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Speaker 1: So good.

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Speaker 3: And can I just just as a little you know,

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Speaker 3: all the social media that was posted about a round

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Speaker 3: So it's.

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Speaker 2: Good the way you set it up as well, with

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Speaker 2: keys of giving you advice. Yeah, yeah, So I'm just

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Speaker 2: going to read this. This Brazilian ad campaign is exercizing

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Speaker 2: that urinating in the shower will reduce your water consumption

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Speaker 2: by the equivalent of a flush of day or more

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Speaker 2: than a thousand gallons.

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Speaker 1: Of watery years. Wow, good man, that's fancy what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: It's good to know, all right bye, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Then