1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: The ZIM podcast network. Please and Haley's little bit of 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 1: pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macer's rewards. 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of porn. Now. Yesterday after 4 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: my cycle class was cleaning out my locker. 5 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,599 Speaker 2: You don't have the Okay, hang on, calm down. You 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 2: don't have a personal locker. 7 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: This germ communal locker, the communal I don't know about 8 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 1: the locker room. I don't know about any time. Do 9 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: they have los u the locker? I use the cabby. 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 2: You got a cabby. 11 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: They have cubby holes. 12 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,919 Speaker 3: That's the kind of jem caby snake. I go there, 13 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 3: I know that there is locker, as to say, help 14 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:44,840 Speaker 3: me locker, swallow me out? Can I fit inside this locker? 15 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: They pay like four dollars a week they get cabbyholes anyway, 16 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 1: So we get lockers. My gym open, so you take 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 1: your own padlock I've got one of those little travel 18 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: do I. 19 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 2: I've got a little expensive travel one. 20 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: But so the two liquish. 21 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to interrupts. So sorry interest to interrupt 22 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 2: a man, really apologize interrupt away when you go I 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 2: thought about this the other day. When you go to 24 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: the gym. Yeah, and you choose a locker. Yeah, do 25 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,479 Speaker 2: you always choose the same one? 26 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always the same area, same no no, no, no, no, no, 27 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: the exact same lo no, roughly because this in my 28 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,840 Speaker 1: erea this, some of them will be taken, but it's 29 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: always the same area, and. 30 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 2: I would always use the same one. And if I 31 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 2: get there and someone's use mine, I'm so pissed off. Really, 32 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 2: I'm like, that's my personal lockers. People are creatures of habit. 33 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 2: Like are you always run into the same people by 34 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 2: your lockers? Like they always choose the same areas. It's 35 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 2: quite funny. 36 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 3: Yeah. 37 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was like cleaning these like two levels. 38 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 1: So my bag was on the bottom. I grabbed that 39 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: and May hid phone case and and keys on the top. 40 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,200 Speaker 1: And then so I was packing my bag and then 41 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,520 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, someone's lifting like a label on 42 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: their T shirt and the locker. So it's like, I'll 43 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: just chuck that in the bin because you know, I'm 44 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 1: a nice guy, I'm an e co warrior. And I 45 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 1: picked it up and it was a fucking used condom wrapper. 46 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: Like I don't know how to say, just a rapper 47 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,080 Speaker 1: that the condom came out. The condom wasn't pushed back, 48 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: and no, it wasn't in there. I hear someone's phone 49 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: and so you're going to say you opened it up. Well, 50 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 1: I'm holding it now. I'll put it in the van 51 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 1: and then wash my hands because. 52 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 2: It's slightly worse. 53 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: It could have been worse like that is like didn't 54 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: fall out of someone's locker or someone at the gym. 55 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: Using that at your gym, you know what, at least 56 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 1: it's safe sex. 57 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: There are some rumors about said gym and the activities 58 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,359 Speaker 2: that happened in said gym. 59 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: I'd like to think it just fell out of someone's 60 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 1: bag or wallet. 61 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 2: But when you are I'm so sorry as someone who's 62 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 2: been in a long term relationship for years, when you're 63 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 2: using a condom and you open it, you don't like 64 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 2: keep the wrapper from where you are. 65 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:52,639 Speaker 1: I reckon that. 66 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 3: They I reckon it somehow ended up in the gym 67 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 3: bag and then somehow pulling stuff out right. 68 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 2: How though chi open could be and you're the ripping 69 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 2: open a Connie and then your rats into the chuck it. 70 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 2: I don't know why would you chuck it on at 71 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 2: the gym and not just put. 72 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: It in the b and then when's the other bit 73 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: of it? Because you know the end was missing. Ah, 74 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 1: it wasn't like attached to a bag of. 75 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 3: Cheese, but it's grated cheese and it's zip lock and 76 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 3: you tear the top off and you're like, what are 77 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 3: I do with this now? 78 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: Yeah? 79 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 2: A little string anyway, So you just found the empty 80 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 2: bag of cheese. 81 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,160 Speaker 1: But that's the last time I do a night sing 82 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: and clean up after people. 83 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're disgusting. At least it wasn't the Yeah. Yeah, 84 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: we've got on them for safe sex though, and we 85 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 2: encourage that as a show. Good for you. 86 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: Are we anti raw dog? Are we anti? 87 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 2: Is? Not outwardly? Are we saying anti raw dog? Collected? 88 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: Just sitting on the fence, it's my case space spaces yeah, yeah, yeah, 89 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: yeahs a chair fun with someone you don't know, maybe 90 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: you won't see again and you don't know the situation. 91 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 3: That's when you're conn but when you're in a long 92 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 3: term year monogen. 93 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: To the best of your knowledge. Relationships, relationship, yeah, absolutely, everybody, 94 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:28,839 Speaker 1: and moderation 95 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 2: Safety like drinking and moderation place to those that celbrate