WEBVTT - Caravan Episode: Black Caps Vs England - 1st Test Day 4 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:03.320 As rogue as a tail ender on strike. 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:08.880 This is the alternative commentary collective. Oh thanks to the 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:11.640 great New Zealanders. Add Max Raft. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:18.439 Yes well, welcome back to the Export Big Garden Studios 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:21.520 and the coverage is brought to you by Razine. Can 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:23.280 we make stains and paints? 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:25.720 What beautiful data's down in christ Church? 0:00:25.960 --> 0:00:29.240 Absolute stunner, beautiful day to either sit on the bank, 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:31.520 watch a bit of cricket or maybe pump the avon. 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.720 Cass comes in bowls, abounce to Smith. He gets underneath it. Yeah, lovely. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:42.800 It's as she mentioned, Jerry Bent absolutely shithouse in Auckland 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:43.880 all weekend. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:46.080 Pessing down. 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:50.159 And I had big plans yesterday to get out of 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:50.720 my garden. 0:00:51.800 --> 0:00:53.760 Sadly they were wrecked by the weather. 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:56.200 It's absolutely beautiful down. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.360 I mean, if you guys ever punted the avon, yes, 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.280 I you know what I I poop pooped the idea 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:02.360 of punting on the avon. 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:04.520 I thought myself, why do you want to punt on 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:04.880 the avon? 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.960 I made love while I was punting on the avon once. 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:13.080 This is pushed by Smith out through the covers for 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:13.840 a single. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.640 Did you make love with the with the punter. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.920 Or was going to rend us Jerry? Why would I 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:20.160 do that? 0:01:20.800 --> 0:01:23.160 Well, maybe that was the idea of pumping on the 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:27.480 avon and that's well I had a good height for that. 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:33.760 Certainly to be more accurate, there was someone else punting while. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.839 I made love. Okay, I don't know that he. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:39.080 Was terribly comfortable with what was going on, but it 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:42.080 just seemed like an opportune moment, very romantic. 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:44.319 Does that count as the devil's threesome? 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:47.840 Explain to me. 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:50.400 A devil's threesome is that where a third party doesn't 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.800 really want to be the third party. 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.200 Two guys wonker Ah. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.400 This is a nicely driven by Mitchell down the ground 0:01:57.920 --> 0:02:00.200 through med On. I don't think it will which to 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:03.880 the boundary and probably get three. 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:08.679 When I punted the ovon with Matt Heath about ten 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:12.120 years ago, we were underneath a travel rug and so I. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.880 Imagine, were you underneath the rug or were you were 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:15.360 you open? 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:15.840 You were? 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:16.680 It was all open? 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:18.560 It's fully open. Wow? 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:20.760 Okay? 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:25.280 Were you close on Jason or full full moon bearers? 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.520 Full moon bearers? 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.519 Okay? Interesting, brave? 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:34.919 We funnily enough on the big show there we punted 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:39.480 the avon as well, and Mike Nague was sitting behind me, 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:42.880 got a little bit frisky at one stage. Cass bowls 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:46.400 another bouncer. I don't know, seems like a waste to 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.880 me at the moment. The English bowling short to Smith 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:50.200 get it up there. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.440 I saw my idea. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.400 I saw Mike Minogue have his way with you on 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.399 a video in the kitchen the other day. Yeah, I'm 0:02:58.440 --> 0:02:59.799 still trying to unsee that. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:03.800 So am I I'm still trying to unfeel that. Jerry. 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.200 There's a hell of a shock. I can tell you 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:08.720 he's rough with you. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:09.720 It is rough. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.120 He really threw you around. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.040 That is workplace bulliant. 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:16.560 It was a vigorous thrust. Can I say that much? 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.160 He's been working out recently, Mike Manague, he is a 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:22.040 powerful unit. 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:23.560 He is. 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:28.000 Cast comes around that. That's an awkward ball and Smith 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:31.200 does well to keep it down. He is a powerful unit. 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:36.560 And I suspected it a roid action was in that 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.960 as well. Actually he felt roided up when he was 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:48.560 pounding away there, and certainly very aggressive. Have you got 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.920 any bruising or Funnily enough, I was having a shower 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:55.840 today and I noticed a bruise on my left thigh 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.960 which is weird because he wasn't anywhere near my left thigh, 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:03.160 but I think the impact of the thrust came through 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:07.160 to my thighs. Cars bowls another bouncer, so obviously a 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.160 plan of attack from England had a bowl short to 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:11.880 the well, don't read your tail end, or is he? 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.839 And it's Smith's playing it very comfortably. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:20.520 He's twelve off twenty seven. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.599 You've got to take photos of those bruises, Jase, they 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:26.000 can become evidentiary. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:33.720 Sad please, But actually, now that I think about because 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:35.120 I try not to think about. 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.560 It, so you commentated about it instead. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:43.200 I'll talk about it. At one says he did grip 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:43.920 my thighs. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:48.400 Does this happen in the kitchen? 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:48.920 Yes? 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.120 At Hodaki, Yeah, just out therely. 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:56.120 In fact, there's video footage on the internet. It's doing 0:04:56.120 --> 0:04:57.080 the rounds at the moment. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:02.320 It's quite shocked that are our producer decided to put 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.479 that in the public sort of view really, but there 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:12.880 you go. Now Stokes holds to literally defends family and there's. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.240 No run as rugue as a tail ender on strike. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:22.000 This is the alternative commentary collect you Oh, thanks to the. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.400 Great New Zealanders at resin. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.320 Stokes again. This has plaid off the hip. Nice sleep 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:29.320 another single. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.040 Well, I'm sorry here, Jason, you weren't able to get 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:36.200 out and tend to your garden yesterday. 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:37.599 I wouldn't call it a garden. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.599 It's not a metaphor, by the way, order whatever it 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:41.680 is you're running down there. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.800 An abomination at the moment is when I'm running there, 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.040 it's like ados in Wonderland my backyard. 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.200 Well, I had the pleasure of being at Glane's house 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.479 last night with Paul Ford and we were admiring his 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:57.080 recently receded receded grass has lorn out the back and 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:00.680 comparing it to Jeremies because I know he is very. 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.560 Lord Jeremy Jeremy lawn obsessed. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:04.960 And Jerry on that. No, I've got a question for you. 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:08.760 Just come in on the text machine three two three six, Hey, Jerry, 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:12.159 I've got two long questions. One how can I find 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:16.040 out what kind of lawn grass I have? And two? 0:06:16.279 --> 0:06:17.400 How often should. 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:21.920 One cass bowls to Smithy defense down a met off 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.640 for a single? In fact, they'll come back for two. 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:28.440 This is all very comfortable for New Zealand at the moment. 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.600 Is I don't know what England's doing. 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:37.040 To be honest, how often should one de thatch or scarify? 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.440 Is that a word? Spring and autumn? Question mark? 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:43.640 Love you babes, No good questions, both of them. You 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:47.560 can go to what's my lawn dot com and take 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.200 a photo of your lawn and that generally comes up mine. 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:55.839 Mine is a fiscue mix, very hard wearing lawn. 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.799 Casts around the work at bowls to Smith, who defends 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:00.839 up to cover no rum. 0:07:01.000 --> 0:07:03.880 I find if you go with the rye grass fescue combo, 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:08.680 maybe seventy percent fiscu thirty percent rye grass. It's hard 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:12.920 wearing enough. Also can hold onto enough moisture in summer, so. 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:14.400 You know you're not going to dry out. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.239 Although, to be honest, at the moment, I am running 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.760 a terrible clover through my lawn. I don't know if 0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:21.840 you guys have ever had clover in your lawn before? 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.200 Is that forced upon you? Is it what they call 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.200 south seating? Does that come in from the neighbors? 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:28.600 I think so. I think I may have dragged it 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:33.440 in with my lawn mower. Cheez, it's real shame. Ashually, 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.360 I find with my lawn. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:41.880 Cass bowls to Smith, if your fence back to the 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:47.240 bowl and no rum dog poos. My dogs are prolelefic 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:53.240 shdder and I'm forever trying to get rid of the 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.840 poos over the neighbor's house there. And also we have 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.040 we're running a lot of cabbage trees, Jerry, and the 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.560 throngs from the cabbage tree, and absolute. 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:04.640 Bastard for the lawnmark. 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:09.160 I'll wrap around there, wrap around the rotor there, bane 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:10.280 of my life. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.080 And know exactly what you're talking about. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:14.880 Cars again round the work at. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:19.400 This is nicely pushed by Smith, who I must say 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.080 looks very accomplished. 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:25.360 Jase, do you run an open fire? Are your place? 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:30.040 We've got rid of our fire purely because you know 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:32.720 every year you have to get it inspected for your insurance. 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:38.360 And the feller came over there to sweep our chimney 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:48.719 and he went, your fireplace is fucked and we went, ah, okay, 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:52.320 that's no good, because I love a fire. I'm a 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:55.440 big fan of a fire. This is shorten outside the 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:59.080 off stump through to the keeper. No run, So we 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:04.520 wrapped it out and got a you know, the heating 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:11.520 aircon heat heat pump eating it, which has been a revelation. Actually, 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:15.200 and you know we thought our power bell would go 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.200 through the roof. It's actually been cheaper. There you go 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.440 and the house is toasty airs. But I do miss 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:22.280 my fireplace. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.920 Well, I've got a little hack for you jas that 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.439 you're not going to need now that you don't use 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.160 your fireplace, but for any fire users out there, which 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:32.320 I'll share with you in a moment. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.880 Casts again short and wide and left alone, fifty five 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:37.680 overs gone. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:40.400 You's see in one four for six. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.760 As rogue is a tail ender. 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:47.320 It's the Alternative Common Toy Collective thanks. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.439 To Max Draft. 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:53.760 Beckyard Cricket that's part of Kiwi Summer. 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We're just talking about fires and cabbage tree fronds. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:59.440 Yes, has clipped off his pads by Mitchell out through midwork, 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:00.840 ed or get us. 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:04.000 Tell you a good little hack is to gather up 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:09.720 those fronds, fold them over, tie, maybe get ten of 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:11.319 them together, tie them around. 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:13.920 Oh, you're talking about creating a fagot. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:19.960 They make great faggots. Amazing kindling. Chuck that on the 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.400 fire and then a little bit of paper underneath it, 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.360 and she goes up like nobody's business. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.520 Is that right? Amazing kindling. 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:32.080 Funnily enough, Jerry, I've got a little I don't know 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:32.920 how I got there. 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:39.120 Stokes comes in now to Smith, who's on seventeen shorten wad. 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.440 I've got a little pot belly up in my lawn, 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:46.200 an old school metal cast iron pot belly. 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.520 And what I do is just as you explained. 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.600 Actually, I fold them up and I stuff them down 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.360 the top there with a little firelighter and chuck that 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:56.760 down there. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.000 They burn like a bastard. 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:03.160 You're quite right, or amazing amazing things. That's the only 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:03.880 thing they're good for. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:06.040 Absolutely well. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.800 I've tried the cabbage in a salad. It's terrible. It's 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:09.880 nothing like cabbage. 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:15.360 That's a poorly named tree there, Stokes bolts us Methew 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:17.080 defends nicely up to mid on. 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:18.599 No run, you're going to take a broken hand. You 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:19.800 over to pull Stuart forward. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:30.599 That's good because I want to ask I want to 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:35.600 ask Paul Stewart forward where he stands on Ready Lawn? Actually, 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:38.080 where you stand on Ready lawn? Jase. I don't mean 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:39.680 where you stand on the lawn when it's there. I 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.120 mean what's your moral or philosophical position on Ready Lawn? 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:45.480 Are you a fan? 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:53.040 You definitely drifted and by Smith elegantly through the covers. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:54.360 Jeez, he's looking good. 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.960 And you'll get at least a capital here and I'll 0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:01.839 come back for three lovely shut in England. I'm a 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:06.199 little bit frustrated. My lawn's an abomination. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.280 I thought that was the garden or the gardeners as well. 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:17.040 But I've been doing a lot of mowing, and it's 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.800 gradually coming back to its full grandeur good, which is 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:24.600 why I was disappointed with the rain yesterday because it 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:28.120 needed another mow. I'm certainly not the sort of guy 0:13:28.160 --> 0:13:29.600 that would buy Ready Lord. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.160 Well neither was I, but it was forced upon me 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.480 by my partner. Recently, we ripped out a herb garden. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.560 This is what you do with christ jesh, that's what 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:38.640 you do with your spare time. 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:44.240 Stokes comes in bowls on the hip of literally just 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.160 clips it yerily down to Fine League for a. 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:49.960 Single we ripped out a herb garden. I just thought 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:52.960 we'd throw some seeds on it, a dollar fifty at 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.920 Bunnings or mine to ten and it would come back 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.760 and let nature do its thing. And I know we 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:01.360 had to get ready lown, so we went to effort 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:03.800 and some expense to secure this ready lawn, which you 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:05.959 can buy these strips. It's an amazing product, Ready lawn, 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.040 you just roll it out. But now we've got something 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.560 that looks like a bad Brazilian on one side of 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:14.240 our lawn, and it's completely different to our existing grass. 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:17.400 And I'm sure it's going to grow in, but I'm 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:18.640 not seeing how that's possible. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:26.000 Stokes bowls to Smith, who's just looking very comfortable at 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.000 the moment as he gets a single out through medwicker. 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.080 Which is why I want to know what your position 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.520 has pulled forward on readylawners. Do you have to go 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:35.280 one hundred percent ready lawn? You can't because you can't 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:37.400 do it in patches? Is that the mistake we've made? 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:40.720 Yeah? Eventually will that gred will die? Suggest? Yeah? 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.840 No, I'm a purist, you know, good on you. I 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.680 do like T twenty cricket from time to time, But 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:50.240 on lawns, I'm very clear. I think when the lawns 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.520 were invented, of course, in the seventeen hundred's the Palace 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:58.240 of Versailles, Andre Lanota, who invented the lawn, he wasn't 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:04.320 using ready lawn, absolutely, he was burning it back, getting 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:08.920 all the wooden, turning that into faggots and then preparing 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:11.920 the ground not for Reddy long. 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.120 Yeah, I mean it's I mean I could see why Jerry, 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.880 Jerry would you know, run with them really lorn. That 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:21.560 seems like his type of thinger. 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:24.760 Either it's cheating, well, it is cheating, that's the thing, 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:29.440 you know, And it's the Tea twenty Cricket of Gardening. 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:35.160 It is now I understand Paul Ford. 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.800 From what Lee Baker was saying earlier in the broadcast 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:41.520 here at Mike Lane's house last night. 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:47.080 I certainly was so cast. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.400 Comes in now bowling to smith on twenty one, who 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:50.880 defends as. 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:53.000 Rougue as a tail ender on strike. 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.960 This is the alternative commentary collective. 0:15:57.560 --> 0:16:15.640 Oh thanks to the great New Zealanders ad resin. 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:10.560 Seven New Zealand. As we joined by that Sandy's and 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:18.120 unplayable that more, it was a doozy kip load knit 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:20.920 back and I was just saying to pull forward. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.040 There shows what happens when you pitch it up a 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.800 little bit and you let the pitch do the work. 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:30.760 And Rold Smithy was looking so good too. Nothing he 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.400 could really do with that. 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:38.560 Yeah, not very convincing when you look back at the umpire. 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:40.840 Going oh yeah it was close. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:43.880 Well, I think it was just because of the height 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:48.880 more than anything else. So did you say a red 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.720 wine margarita mets there? 0:16:50.880 --> 0:16:55.160 No, no, no, no rounds, separate chapters. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:17:00.720 It's nothing quite like a red wine hangover either. Yeah, 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:01.560 it is dirty. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.440 We did go down to the We went down for 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.600 a swim at a him, just to sort of what 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:07.640 cleans ourselves? 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.280 Has he got a poll? No, we went to the 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:12.359 sea now a nick beach. I think it is right. 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:15.040 That's a good way to sort of clear the head 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:17.000 a little bit or make you throw up, either. 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:20.240 Of the two. I felt, interestingly. I loved that cast 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:23.280 now bowling to the new man Henry, who collapsed him 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:24.960 through point. But it would just get a single. 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:28.639 You said, I'll lead by forty now a bit of 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.280 a tragedy because they were going along very solidly. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:36.240 And then then you said Nathan Smith was looking really 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:37.000 really good. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:40.000 As rougue as a tail ender on stripe. 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:45.240 This is the alternative commentary collect you, Oh, thanks to 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.520 the great New Zealanders at resin. 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:54.440 I'm very partial to cheese myself. I'll have to make 0:17:54.520 --> 0:18:00.240 myself crackers with cheese and cherry tomatoes and a few peckles. 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.400 On hot I like cheese and grapes. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.720 Just as a good time snap, good time. 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:13.920 Interesting cars comes in, looks out fall to the the 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:17.560 tried to whip it down lynside. It looked out for 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:21.200 all money, I've got to say. And even Henry's shaking 0:18:21.280 --> 0:18:23.600 his head, going I'm running in a bottle of that one. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:30.919 It was sort of york a lens and yeah and 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:32.280 Cas gets five for. 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:39.199 But yeah, he was all over the top of that one, Henry, 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:40.880 let's have a look at it again. It was very 0:18:41.000 --> 0:18:45.560 full and oh yeah. 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:49.199 Jeez, Louise, that's plant and he knew it, annihilating that 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:51.240 gap between middle of the league stump I would say. 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:59.600 So, what what cheesey head this morning to I'll tell 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:02.440 you what we do. It's we'll take a quick break 0:19:02.440 --> 0:19:03.240 and be back shortly. 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:07.560 Coverage that you'll never leave even when it's outside the line. 0:19:08.160 --> 0:19:13.080 This is the alternative commentary collective. Oh thanks to the 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:15.560 great New Zealanders and Max ra. 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:19.520 I feel us, Yes. 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:23.199 Met, you're hopelessly confused, just like you Jason. At the 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:26.400 other end, well, I mean it was clearly off the bed, 0:19:26.560 --> 0:19:27.560 onto the ground. 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:32.159 And off his pehit clearly obviously, and then claiming that 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:34.359 Eckinson was interested in that being a catch. 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:38.280 It's just mouthing off at the umpire there and this 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:39.439 has taded off and. 0:19:39.560 --> 0:19:44.840 These ninety four six to go. 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:53.520 I I really think the English are just being stupid. 0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:57.840 Quite a sweary appeal as well. 0:19:57.960 --> 0:20:01.080 It was that was a nice he directed ball but 0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:02.800 kept out from Salvey. 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:04.960 That's the Trent Bolt kind of a shot, isn't it that? 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:07.840 I think he's been having some bedding classes up at 0:20:07.880 --> 0:20:08.600 Mount MONGANOI. 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.879 I'll tell you what, Tim Salvey looks passed off to me. 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:16.160 So I'm expecting some fireworks there. 0:20:16.160 --> 0:20:24.320 You got in the air again, sex more ninety five sixes. 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:30.800 Cheezy plays a pool shot well, drerim it. 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:33.480 She just so much time and that shot there he 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:38.439 just stood up, stands to attention and then just rolls 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:39.240 the wrists on it. 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:40.440 Perfect execution. 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:42.760 It's a niggla single to decline when you're on forty 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:43.640 nine too, isn't it. 0:20:50.240 --> 0:20:50.440 There? 0:20:50.640 --> 0:20:53.439 I mean, what and what other sport do you have? 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:54.280 The useless? 0:20:56.119 --> 0:20:59.159 This one's swinging away a slow ball from workes and 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:01.959 has guided down guy. And that's fifty four Daryl Mitchell. 0:21:04.480 --> 0:21:09.560 Fifty of one hundred and thirty two balls in New 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:11.879 Zealand are two fourteen for nine, a lead of. 0:21:11.880 --> 0:21:16.600 Sixty three, as rugue as a tail ender on strike. 0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:22.240 This is the Alternative Commentary Collective. Oh thanks to the 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:24.359 great New Zealanders at resin. 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:31.560 Yes, indeed, welcome back. And this is that this cheries. 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:33.720 I've had a fatal mistake. It's going to be one 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:34.800 of those games. 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:40.880 Isn't It just frustrates the shit out of you. Maybe 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:47.400 it's just me a little bit mad. I've recently given 0:21:47.480 --> 0:21:49.080 up the darries again. 0:21:50.720 --> 0:21:56.080 And beckers and bowls to Mitchell, who just guides it 0:21:56.119 --> 0:21:58.960 down to third man for a single, which is all 0:21:59.040 --> 0:22:04.359 well and good. Oh he doesn't she doesn't run. And 0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:06.240 I'm a little bit towey at the moment because I'm 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:14.040 only eight days in. I made a terrible mistake and 0:22:14.080 --> 0:22:17.480 forgot my nicorette gum today. Christ so I don't even 0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:19.280 have my necorette gum. And this is gonna be one 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:22.600 of those you just have a vibe at the moment. 0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:25.080 It's gonna go a bit longer than you'd like it. Yeah, 0:22:25.119 --> 0:22:27.560 maybe probably an hour and a half longer than i'd like, 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:35.480