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Speaker 1: You're listening to a podcast from news Talk zed B.

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Speaker 1: Follow this and our wide range of podcasts now on iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 2: Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on ZIBB, we

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Speaker 2: name the New Zealander of the Week in honor that

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Speaker 2: we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker who has

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Speaker 2: had an outsized effect on our great and beautiful little nation.

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Speaker 2: As always, there will be three nominees, but only one winner.

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Speaker 2: And remember, like the Time magazine and the Kiwibank yearly humiliators,

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Speaker 2: the ZBVOS, New Zealand of the Week isn't always an

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Speaker 2: agent of good. Sometimes the nominees are awesome, often awful.

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Speaker 2: So without further ado, the nominees for Matt and Tyler

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Speaker 2: Afternoons New Zealand of the Week are nominee one also

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Speaker 2: gets the self Belief against the Odds award. Her city

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Speaker 2: is a mess, she is the lowest approval rating of

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Speaker 2: any mayor ever, and she's the only person in New

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Speaker 2: Zealand who could make Andrew Little seem like an exciting option.

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Speaker 2: But one person thinks she's amazing, and that is herself.

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Speaker 2: In fact, this week, Mia torri Fano has given her

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Speaker 2: performance and impressive nine out of ten for celebrating yourself

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Speaker 2: with a nine when everyone else thinks you're a negative

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Speaker 2: five tory. Funo, you are nominated for New Zealander of

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Speaker 2: the Week. Funny your competence matched your confidence. You could

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Speaker 2: really achieve great things. Nominy too gets the media beat

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Speaker 2: up on a good old fashioned beat up award. There's

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Speaker 2: a combat sport coming in which a runner and attackler

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Speaker 2: collde on a twenty meter battlefield, and no surprises, the

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Speaker 2: chicken lickens are coming out of the woodwork to panic

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Speaker 2: harden up New Zealand. Thousands of people already straightened the

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Speaker 2: attack on rugby grounds nationwide every weekend. Some have called

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Speaker 2: it the dumber sport. Ever, real Kewies have been doing

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Speaker 2: this kind of thing safely forever. So I take it

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Speaker 2: up the guts, run at Championship League your legends. You

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Speaker 2: have been nominated for New Zealander of the Week. Yes,

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Speaker 2: world a take it up there, run it straight all right,

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Speaker 2: but there can be only one winner. Woo, and the

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Speaker 2: winner also gets the never Gonna Happen Mate Award. For

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Speaker 2: the first time in a century, cackapool have been heard

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Speaker 2: booming on the North Island's mainland. Booming is a mating

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Speaker 2: ritual in which the male bird sits in a hole

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Speaker 2: and makes a low frequency sound, hoping to attract a mate. Amusingly,

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Speaker 2: there are no females at the Mango Tatari Sanctuary, so

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Speaker 2: good luck getting any action boys forgetting it to go

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Speaker 2: with the ladies with no hope of success, like so

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Speaker 2: many of us Kiwi males before you Mainland booming Carkapaw,

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Speaker 2: you are the Matt and Tyler Afternoons New Zealanders of

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Speaker 2: the week. Yeah, those of us who grew up in

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Speaker 2: rural New Zealand communities know exactly what those carcapo are

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Speaker 2: going through. Stuff out there, just booming away and a

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Speaker 2: whole hoping a lady will turn it up. Actually, a

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Speaker 2: lot of us experience that in our own homes, even

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Speaker 2: when we have a lady just booming away hoping for

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Speaker 2: some congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Give my taste of Kiwi.

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Speaker 2: God bless and God speaks. Boom boom boom, Any ladies,

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Speaker 2: anyone can mate

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Speaker 1: And Tyler Adams for more from News Talks ed B

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