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Speaker 2: I was here and then he disconnected me, and now

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Speaker 1: Don't even talk to me about the phone system here

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Speaker 1: as some of the structural chains that will come when

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Speaker 1: I'm finally running. We get to those ten.

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Speaker 3: Minutes if we get into the phones. Let's move on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that is true. Hey, Kadie, just I've got

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Speaker 1: coffee news for you.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 1: But before we get to the coffee news, we have

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Speaker 1: Tim's in the studio and he's come into the studio

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Speaker 1: this morning to show me his injury.

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Speaker 2: Not another scooter.

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Speaker 1: Well, he hasn't told me that. He won't tell me

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Speaker 1: what it is. But but will we stick a photo

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Speaker 1: up on the one of those platforms we have so

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Speaker 1: it's called social media. His face is severely damaged. It's not, no,

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Speaker 1: it is severely damaged. There is there is a there

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Speaker 1: is a reasonable slash on your.

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Speaker 3: Nose, Daly, you know those paintings.

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Speaker 1: It is very selvid or Daly on your on your

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Speaker 1: right eye, below your right eye, you could have got

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Speaker 1: a Tyson Fury hook. Yep, above your right eye is

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Speaker 1: a small blemish that's slightly smaller than the slash on

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Speaker 1: your nose. But then is the PSTA resistance coup de

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Speaker 1: the absolute carnage in the center of your forehead? Yes, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's ugly ass and looks painful.

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Speaker 3: I stop it. That's not actually it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Problem with the story in today's by Yeah exactly, Okay,

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Speaker 1: good question, Katie, No, just one moment. Is the story

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Speaker 1: now going to be a letdown? Given we've given it

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Speaker 3: Here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: On a Wednesday night, I like to neck a few

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Speaker 1: at Bugsies tavern. This was like two wednesdays last week. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: last Wednesday. So this is a week old bugs Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there is. And so I'm three jugs down and then I.

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Speaker 3: See I see nineteenth century German philosopher Frederic Nietzsche, the

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Speaker 3: intellectual father of Nazism, walking in, and I recognized him

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Speaker 3: by the mustache, and he's all, there's suber men or supermans.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, know, there isn't, bro, There's just there's just us,

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Speaker 3: and boom, we're at it.

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Speaker 1: What really happened?

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Speaker 3: An even footpath?

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Speaker 1: No way running?

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Speaker 3: You literally just concrete for breakfast.

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Speaker 1: You literally just tripped over.

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Speaker 3: Can you not reduce it like that? I was running

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Speaker 1: No, you weren't through the suburbs, and you were stumbling,

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Speaker 1: stumbling on a broad dangerous.

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Speaker 3: Okay, dangerous, But here's the deal. Would know, Glyn would known,

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Speaker 3: would know, here's the deal. So ed maxim, We'll do

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Speaker 3: an internship. So the day before this, a twenty two

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Speaker 3: year old intern had fixed her withering disdain on me

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Speaker 3: bit old to be running? So as I just seen it, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: but here's the deal. We had the we had the

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Speaker 3: graduation the night of my injury, and I told that story.

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Speaker 3: I said, so, I don't think Maddie's going to graduate

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Speaker 1: That literally is just a trip.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't want to break your fall with your

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Speaker 3: It's the cumebration on the I'm looking at you at

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Speaker 1: Your hands are untouched. You're as clean as a whistle.

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Did you go did you go to the blue tint?

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Speaker 1: I did go to the doctor that day. And did

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Speaker 1: you say I've just fallen over? I said, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: Gave me a lot of And it looks really really,

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Speaker 3: No, it's not, it's not painful. It's it's actually I've

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Speaker 1: Because none of those are believable. The unfortunate thing is

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Speaker 3: Believable as the most lame.

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Speaker 1: It's now, Katie, you gave me the cash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't hope you've gone out and spent it,

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Speaker 2: and I hope that you bought coffees for everybody, or

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Speaker 1: Right, So here's the problem. Sam goes down.

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Speaker 2: Sam, give them the twenty and get them to pay

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Speaker 2: it forward. Just pay for the next person's coffee.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they don't take cash.

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Speaker 1: So you gave me the twenty dollars with your little

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Speaker 1: He says, I don't drink cold, hot beverages. Tell him

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Speaker 1: to pick up an RTD. And that's what I said. Bye,

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Speaker 1: I said, help yourself, you know, fill your boots whatever. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: don't take cash. So Katie, you were right. So Sam, not.

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Speaker 3: Have given the cash. Just give the cash to do what?

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Speaker 1: And the problem then was because Sam's not old enough

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Speaker 2: The coffee cart.

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Speaker 1: He's literally putting them out of business, my.

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Speaker 3: Whole shutting them down as they try struggle to survive.

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Speaker 1: The whole point of me helping them out was to

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Speaker 2: It was like a Seinfeld episode.

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Speaker 1: They don't want money and they're giving me coffee away

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Speaker 3: That was me.

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Speaker 2: You've got to take the twenty dollars down to the

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Speaker 2: Master show. Just give it to them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well what are they going to do with it?

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Speaker 3: They pay the liquidators kp G. I'll be happy.

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Speaker 1: They've probably never seen cash. They're probably sitting behind the counter,

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Speaker 2: Game.

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Speaker 1: What's this thing? Why are you're handing me green money?

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Speaker 1: What's the smelly thing? It's probably covered in precisely the

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Speaker 1: long jump tim. Yes, you won't have caught up, but

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Speaker 1: I did one last week.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: It just it occurred to me because our youngest was

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Speaker 1: at the school, you know. And yes, and they change that.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: You no longer have to jump off the board, so

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Speaker 1: That's what Carl Lewis is. Remember, Come on, you remember

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Speaker 1: Carl Lewis. Absolutely you shouldn't be saying this in the

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Speaker 3: I think you'll find that Carl Lewis and I are

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Speaker 1: Do you think did you get a resolution, Kadie to

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Speaker 2: No, we are still going through balldress dilemmas. We are

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Speaker 2: yet to purchase a bullses.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's just a.

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Speaker 2: Couple online from overseas, but they arrive and they don't fit,

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Speaker 2: and so then you have to want to sell them.

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Speaker 1: The story is the story is what. There are no

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Speaker 1: Have to buy one random thing you've ever heard in

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Speaker 1: your life? That is That is such a weird series,

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Speaker 1: A book of time to go do something, Katie Facebook Market,

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Speaker 1: get out the Banina.

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Speaker 3: You can't do it, daughter would kill me.

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Speaker 2: That's never happening.

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Speaker 1: Someone says, grab one from Scottie's.

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Speaker 2: Grab Oh yeah, I don't want to go to jail.

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Speaker 3: That's very good.

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Speaker 1: Hey, drive to survive this weekend, Timmy, you into it?

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Speaker 1: What don't do that? What do you mean drive to survive?

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Speaker 2: He needs to learn to walk to survive.

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Speaker 1: I was running wheel. That's the biggest roast of the

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Speaker 1: morning effect line of the morning. Hey, lovely to see

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Speaker 1: you guys. You have a good weekend, tim Thanks for

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Speaker 1: bringing the kids in again. They were Now look at

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Speaker 1: in again, Caddie, Oh gosh, they're running around. They're running around.

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Speaker 1: And then Uncle Sammy, Uncle sam I think the thing

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Speaker 1: is the thermonuclear on the boards. Uncle Sammy is age,

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Speaker 1: why is not too different from the lads, and so

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Speaker 1: he's probably he's probably gone round. And I've never seen

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Speaker 2: No, that's not true.

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Speaker 1: Well one's hopping as a frog like a frog. Well,

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Speaker 1: once one's still in the seat, good luck with that.

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Speaker 1: Uncle Sammy's got parental he's got he's got inspirations and potential.

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