1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:01,520 Speaker 1: This Gentleman Being podcast. 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 2: Hey, that's us broad to you by Hello Fresh The 3 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,519 Speaker 2: Experts and Tastes that Kiwis. 4 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 3: Love makes his way back from America after the what 5 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 3: was it? 6 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: The IT updates? Had no idea what the nuts and 7 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,439 Speaker 1: bolts so that were used today. But Matty our boss, 8 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 1: came and he kind of explained it all. It seemed 9 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 1: like there was an anti virus software ironically that some companies, 10 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: huge companies had signed up for had typed in some 11 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 1: wrong code and hence the world falling to pieces their computers. 12 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,839 Speaker 3: Instead of updating, they blocked it. Were like, oh, this 13 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 3: doesn't look right, and so everything shut down. It did 14 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 3: the opposite of what it was supposed to. 15 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: Does you really have to feel for that poor IT 16 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: expert someone someone as. 17 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,840 Speaker 3: A veteran, Yeah, so that they have years of experience 18 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,880 Speaker 3: to like look back on rather than a newb Yeah. 19 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: And years of money to retire on, because they're probably 20 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: not the the poor people. But you just worry, Like 21 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: there's a lot of talk we're speaking on the way 22 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: over this morning about you know, the next war will 23 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: be all cyber be a cyber attack, and it's something 24 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: happens to the internet and we crumble now. 25 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy kind of felt like that's what it was 26 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:08,840 Speaker 3: on Friday. 27 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: Incredibly reliant on us. Tell you what you don't need 28 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: the Internet for, though, breathing and Megan Purpose yesterday struggling, 29 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: gasping her way through the show like a eighty nine 30 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: year old lung cancer victim. You were really struggling, I felt, sorphie. 31 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 3: Oh thanks. You might have heard me hack up when 32 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 3: you turned on the microphone at one point, and I was. 33 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 1: Pretty yeah, because you're an asthma kid, I am, are you? Yeah, 34 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,400 Speaker 1: not as not as asthmay as you, but I do 35 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: ventdlin in it every now and then flicks the tide. 36 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 3: I've got a new little blue one. 37 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: Was serotized something are tired, something pumping chemicals into you? 38 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 3: Were you that kid? Like at cross country? Did you 39 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 3: ever use asthma to get out of it? Like athletics 40 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 3: at school? I was always like, oh no, and I'd 41 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 3: be like half it on the ventilan a treat. Yeah, 42 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 3: but I didn't have vestma. I was just like, oh, 43 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 3: I'm really struggling to breathe. And then I get home 44 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,040 Speaker 3: and mom, but my mom would know, She's like, this 45 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 3: isn't esthma. 46 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,800 Speaker 1: Well, now the universe is paying you back for it 47 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: because you are struggling with it. 48 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:14,120 Speaker 3: And yesterday. Usually I'm pretty good with knowing if I 49 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,840 Speaker 3: need to go to the doctor. I went yesterday and. 50 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 4: I got told off. 51 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 3: They were like, you should have come a long time ago. 52 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, I need not even in a medical expert, like 53 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: just looking at you and hearing you. I was like, 54 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: you're definitely three weeks beyond going to the doctor that 55 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: you should have seen about a month ago. 56 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 3: When you're a parent and stuff, you're like, you know 57 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:32,920 Speaker 3: when your kids are like, you worry about them first 58 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 3: and you don't spend so much time on yourself. But 59 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 3: I went there and I ended up getting a neibuliza 60 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,959 Speaker 3: for those esthma kids. Know what I'm talking. 61 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: About, does they? They pump your full of steroids like 62 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,400 Speaker 1: a Russian gymnast got. 63 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 3: Steroids, great intibiotics, so you name it. But it made 64 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 3: me stay there for like an hour and a half. 65 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: You've seen a great photo of you with a mask on, 66 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: very dark vaidery. 67 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 3: God, it is such I got to lie down for 68 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 3: like an hour sleeping. Yeah, I had we none eyes. 69 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 3: I was great, and they came and checked on me. 70 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I can now breathe like. 71 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:03,240 Speaker 1: An oxygen tank in the corner of the studio's like one. 72 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 3: Of those little leimbualizer machines. 73 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 5: The heads that John and Ben podcast. 74 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 3: We are down one Ben Boyce, who is still traveling 75 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 3: back from America. Is he making it? Is he on 76 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 3: a flight? Is he the new Democratic candidate for the election? 77 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 3: We catch up with Ben. 78 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,120 Speaker 4: In the USA. 79 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 5: In the US. 80 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 1: You know what, Ben is stranded over in the USA, Orlando, Florida, 81 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: and I there's a part of me that doesn't want 82 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: him to come back, just so we can just keep playing. 83 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 2: Bruce Springsteen is getting some rights for this one. 84 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: Clocking it up, the little snippets of money dripping into 85 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: the boss's bank account. 86 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 2: This week, I'm still stuck in the USA, heading away 87 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 2: very shortly actually, so hopefully I'll make my way back 88 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 2: to New Zealand. But it's it's always feels weird every 89 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 2: day you've come across the New Zealand Before John, we're 90 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 2: visiting family over here, we've been stuck here, and. 91 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 6: Just the little things really through you off. 92 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 2: You know, whether it's getting into the wrong side of 93 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 2: the car where people are driving and that what it 94 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 2: feels like it should be the wrong seat, wrong side 95 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 2: of the road. The toilets, how they have that sort 96 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 2: of a lot more water they do. 97 00:04:11,320 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 7: You guys have been water in the bowl. 98 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 3: Like swimming pools they are. 99 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can actually put your whole head 100 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: and give it a wash taken out. 101 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 3: I feel like when you drop something off though, there's 102 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 3: a lot of splash bash. 103 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very hard to have a peek quietly in 104 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 2: the middle of the night. 105 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: I've discovered, you know, it's sit down operation, isn't it so? 106 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: But then it kind of sits in the water. 107 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 3: Yeah, floats around. 108 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 6: Yeah. 109 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,200 Speaker 2: I put it on Instagram and then someone was like, oh, yeah, 110 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 2: because when you sit down though, doesn't you you know, 111 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,479 Speaker 2: your your peepee sort of go for a bit of 112 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:48,599 Speaker 2: a swimmer well differens toeing. 113 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 7: Cold. 114 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: I just want to know why does the toilet water 115 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,839 Speaker 1: level run so high in America? There must be I'm 116 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,400 Speaker 1: picking for odor purposes. 117 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 2: Yes, I think that's right. I think you're right in 118 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:07,840 Speaker 2: saying that. That's what I was trying to talk to 119 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,279 Speaker 2: someone the other night. What I love about Americans actually 120 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 2: that they're confident even if they don't know something. They'll 121 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 2: just tell you with confidence. You know, many times of 122 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 2: us have asked for directions over here and we're like 123 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,599 Speaker 2: at this place the end, they're like, oh, yeah, sure, 124 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 2: it's just up here. 125 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,719 Speaker 6: Girl left, go right, and you're like, great, you get there. 126 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 7: Like that guy was totally lying, but he said it 127 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 7: with confidence. I know what you're talking about. Tell you 128 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 7: what's something I really struggle with. 129 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 2: And they have them heaps in New York as the 130 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 2: revolving doors. Now we loarn actually the revolving doors are 131 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,039 Speaker 2: quite good for you know, keeping the weather, you know, 132 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,960 Speaker 2: keeping the weather outs basically, so you don't have doors 133 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 2: like letting in drafts. But they spin around so fast. 134 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 2: It's kind of like reminding me of school when you 135 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 2: like had double dutch and you're trying to like. 136 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 3: That's what I found here. 137 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 7: I go. 138 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:57,760 Speaker 3: You do that with your hands to try and get 139 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 3: in the revolving door at the right moment, and they 140 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 3: go fast to you have to kind of jog round. 141 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,520 Speaker 7: I know, I had a moment. My daughter's you know, 142 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 7: they're once twelve and fourteen. 143 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 2: They love to go to like a Sephora or a Micket, 144 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:12,279 Speaker 2: but the Sephort store. So I went in there grandom, 145 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 2: this is a timescreen New York. I'm like, guys, we 146 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 2: need to go, we need to go, We need to 147 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 2: get out of the store, not fin any money. And 148 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,040 Speaker 2: then there was a revolving door right on the outset. 149 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,039 Speaker 2: I'm like, we need to go fast because it's going. 150 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 7: Fast, and I ran. 151 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 6: I didn't realize it was glass outside. 152 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 7: Of the revolving door, not just inside. Heat flew straight 153 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 7: into the glass. 154 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 1: Well, I had a glass door. 155 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 2: The door around the side, I know, I didn't see 156 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 2: it at all, made a huge noise. 157 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 7: I was not almost knocked myself out. And then that 158 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 7: my daughters are like, were you But. 159 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 2: Both of them are like, were you filming that for 160 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:43,919 Speaker 2: social media? 161 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 7: Did? And I was like, no, I didn't do this 162 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 7: on purpose at all, So. 163 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: Please tell me the security footage was because we need 164 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,839 Speaker 1: to get we need to get hold of that. 165 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,159 Speaker 2: I've really struggled with that over here. So I'm looking 166 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 2: forward to coming home. 167 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 7: Hopefully I'll be. 168 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 2: Back with yeah, well tomorrow the next day, and then 169 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,520 Speaker 2: I can eat the doors the way they're meant to 170 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 2: be into it, straight through in and out. 171 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: Being in the USA, who knows when he'll be back. 172 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: He keeps adding all going well. At the end of sentences, 173 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: there's a job going here. 174 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,040 Speaker 2: The guys, you know, Biden step down, so hey, you know, 175 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 2: put on my resumes. 176 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 5: Here I go the hats that jonaan Ben podcast. 177 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,000 Speaker 3: Raunchy Chat This morning after a Kiwi mum was left 178 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 3: a little bit shocked and she wasn't happy that she 179 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 3: saw a display in the chemists warehouse. 180 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,520 Speaker 1: You cover a bloody wide spectrum of products, don't they. 181 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:37,600 Speaker 1: The Chemists warehouse. You go in there and you are bamboozled, 182 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:38,800 Speaker 1: aren't you. 183 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 3: I like to leave space for time to wander because 184 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 3: you can find some things. 185 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:48,880 Speaker 1: You got everything from vitamins to protein powder to prodding 186 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: implements as well like. 187 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:54,320 Speaker 3: Kids things, bottles, snappy like everything. 188 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 1: As you just drop the chemists from the title and 189 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: just call it warehouse. Yeah, just because it's pourium of everything. 190 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: It's good now, Producer Taylor, you said, mother local mothers 191 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,640 Speaker 1: not happy one of the products on display. Yeah. 192 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 8: So I was at the Sylvia Park Chemist's Warehouse and 193 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,240 Speaker 8: her and her daughter were just scrolling through the aisles 194 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 8: as you do, towards the makeup skin care isle, and 195 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 8: the daughter pointed out some products that the mom didn't 196 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,400 Speaker 8: really know what they were. And the daughter started laughing, 197 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 8: and the mom's gone, oh, what's that? Why are you 198 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:29,440 Speaker 8: laughing at the Korean face massage? Yeah, massages, And she goes, oh, mom, 199 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:34,680 Speaker 8: that's not a massage, it's an adult Yeah. 200 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 1: So at what point did she did it say on 201 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 1: the pet Korean face massage or how did she land 202 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,440 Speaker 1: on tony assumption? 203 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 8: But if you do look at them, they kind of 204 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,600 Speaker 8: do look like what's out? They're on TikTok at the moment, 205 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 8: you know, he can scrub your face. 206 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 1: I've never seen a Korean face. 207 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,240 Speaker 3: Have you seen the other thing, the one talking about 208 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 3: in particular that she pointed out. I believe it's called 209 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,440 Speaker 3: a French tickler, So it could have been. 210 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: Does that look like face? Well, I mean the versatila. 211 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,560 Speaker 1: It could also be used as a measuring stick, can 212 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: use a device to push down pills if you can't 213 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 1: swallow pills. 214 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, carry on? What else? What else? 215 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:13,400 Speaker 1: Some dishes. 216 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 3: Like a rubber tweezersers yeah, two prongs, yeah. 217 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, like a like a rubber implemented. You know how 218 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: you whack your knee with the doctor to reflex the 219 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: medical reasons that you could use. 220 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 3: Those potentially apply your makeup with it. 221 00:09:29,559 --> 00:09:32,200 Speaker 4: I guess yep, yeah it. 222 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 3: Was yeah ear scratcher. Oh yeah, okay, it was near 223 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 3: the lip balms. So she's very upset because she said 224 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,200 Speaker 3: not only was her daughter there, but her daughter's friend. 225 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 3: She had to do some explaining. 226 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,560 Speaker 1: Yeah right, you can just but you can get them 227 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 1: any everywhere now, okay, yeah, get into the bloody petrol 228 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:49,960 Speaker 1: station those things. 229 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, and even online now everyone's online. 230 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 231 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:56,160 Speaker 3: Also, her daughter was sixteen, so like you know, she 232 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 3: wasn't she wasn't crazy young. Maybe you and your daughter 233 00:09:59,480 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 3: need to have. 234 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,840 Speaker 8: Actually, that's like the least your daughter's doing at sixty 235 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 8: years old. Consider yourself lucky because. 236 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,760 Speaker 1: If she knows what a career face message is a sixteen, 237 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,559 Speaker 1: it's the least of your problems. Yeah, you're right, Well, 238 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:13,079 Speaker 1: there we go. It's been great ad for the Chimi's 239 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,319 Speaker 1: warehouse as well. To know those are on sale. Well 240 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: they got nine ninety. They'll be the cheapest ones out 241 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,640 Speaker 1: there too. You can guarantee that, Clara. 242 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, it looks entertaining, shall we say, it 243 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 3: looks it's. 244 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 4: Good quality stuff. 245 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: Have France inside of you when you're not even you 246 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 1: don't even have to travel there, like being in France 247 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,400 Speaker 1: or even France in you. 248 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,199 Speaker 5: The heads that johna wan Ben podcast. 249 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: Well, I just want to get onto the greatest thing 250 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 1: that the Inteneger's taught you, or YouTube in general. YouTuber 251 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 1: versity really isn't it. I imagine a lot of education 252 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:48,160 Speaker 1: centers have lost out thanks to YouTube. 253 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:51,960 Speaker 3: You can YouTube how to do anything open art sudery. 254 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,320 Speaker 1: You can give yourself an open art surgery on YouTube. 255 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 1: That is not an exaggeration. I don't know if. 256 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 3: You'd be trusting someone to do that, but yep, sure 257 00:10:59,280 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 3: probably is. 258 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,480 Speaker 1: What did you talk? You taught yourself how to This 259 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,680 Speaker 1: is very Megan Peppers. 260 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,559 Speaker 3: I needed to prune my Aprico tune. 261 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,319 Speaker 1: And a bloody apricotch like. 262 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm doing, but they're so long. 263 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,600 Speaker 3: You watch the video and they waffle on about the 264 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,559 Speaker 3: tree and you're like, just tell me which. 265 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,480 Speaker 1: Branches to cut, and you're generally you're in a rush 266 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 1: when you get if you're resorting to YouTube, you're in 267 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:21,720 Speaker 1: a bit. 268 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 3: Of a rush to window have time to prune the tree. 269 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 1: If you like, like and subscribe. I don't want to subscribe. 270 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 1: I'm never gonna watch you talk about freaking apricot chese again. 271 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,560 Speaker 3: Just get to the but you did it over the 272 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:33,440 Speaker 3: over the holidays. 273 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, well the Scott's because we had scratches on the car, 274 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: you know, the paint, and by pure coincidence, got fitter 275 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:45,840 Speaker 1: video from this YouTuber who's like, oh, lets it put 276 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:49,400 Speaker 1: white vinegar and coconut oil together, rub it over the 277 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 1: car scratches and they magically disappear. And you watch these 278 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 1: things like when you see them, come on, TikTok. This 279 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,680 Speaker 1: is the buddy Chinese trying to get into us again, 280 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 1: make us look like idiots. 281 00:11:58,800 --> 00:11:59,840 Speaker 3: And most of the time you do it and. 282 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:01,240 Speaker 1: It doesn't work. 283 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:01,839 Speaker 3: It doesn't work. 284 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,080 Speaker 1: There was a have you seen the floating grape one? 285 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,840 Speaker 1: So you run your tap and so you get a 286 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,800 Speaker 1: green grape and you can make the grape float in 287 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,440 Speaker 1: mid air and you and it's like it's the water 288 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 1: goes in and it creates all the oxygen and the 289 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,560 Speaker 1: grape and the grape just sits. The emidia is the 290 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,440 Speaker 1: water streams down from your kitchen tip. And I'm like, 291 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,319 Speaker 1: this is amazing. I'm going to do this. So then 292 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,960 Speaker 1: it's been like four hours trying to get a grape 293 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,200 Speaker 1: to float, and then there's a little bit more digg 294 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: again and then what you actually do is you tie 295 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:35,000 Speaker 1: a little thread of cotton, dangle it from the track 296 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,720 Speaker 1: and your bamboos a audiots like yeah, but so what 297 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,720 Speaker 1: you do is you get the white vinegary coconut will 298 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,680 Speaker 1: rub it over the car screeches and it worked. 299 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:44,559 Speaker 3: Did it? 300 00:12:44,559 --> 00:12:45,280 Speaker 4: It worked? 301 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,720 Speaker 1: It essentially just creates like a car wax, homemade carwaks. 302 00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 3: You're talking like little scratches. 303 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're not if you've had a head to 304 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:56,400 Speaker 1: nose on the on the southern, don't don't bother getting 305 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,520 Speaker 1: you know, swinging by. 306 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,440 Speaker 3: A gouge with a paint come out, you know, like 307 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,360 Speaker 3: a decent scratch. 308 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: Generally, the guy was like, if you run your fingernail 309 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: along the abrasion and your fingernail gets caughters, like, there's 310 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 1: nothing I can do for Oh okay, So it's light 311 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:16,679 Speaker 1: light stuff. You rub a handbag along the surface of 312 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: the paint. But yeah, I got rid of it. And 313 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 1: it also makes your car smell very sour. 314 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:25,120 Speaker 5: Sour paint work the heads that jonaan Ben podcast. 315 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:28,839 Speaker 3: Talking about hacks that you've seen on TikTok, you've seen 316 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 3: a TikTok hack. I've used YouTube to help prove my 317 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,319 Speaker 3: apricot tree. 318 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, sixty content, So bloody's sexy content, doesn't it. Jeez, 319 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: we sound like a right catch. Just to white vinegar 320 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,800 Speaker 1: and coconut oil to get rid of very very light 321 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 1: light scratches on your car. 322 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 3: This is what we're doing on our holiday. While Ben 323 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,720 Speaker 3: Boyce is traveling around America. 324 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 1: He's trying to make his way back from the States somehow. 325 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,520 Speaker 1: Hopefully we'll have him back on the show by twenty 326 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:54,560 Speaker 1: twenty nine. But your poppy, my daughter, she showed me 327 00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 1: what natella. So your run of the mill jar of Natella. 328 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: You open the liddle that's got the gold seal over 329 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: the top of the of the top of the jar 330 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,800 Speaker 1: that you always have. Yeah, you always having to stab 331 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 1: or whatever it appeal it away. But if you look 332 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:13,040 Speaker 1: under the lid of the teller and you fleck up 333 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 1: the white paper cover under the lid, there's a bloody 334 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: little knife fitting under there, which is there which cuts 335 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,359 Speaker 1: around the edge of because. 336 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 3: It doesn't peel exactly does not peel. 337 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,600 Speaker 1: If Nataella have been keeping that quite a secret, almost 338 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 1: too much of a secret, like taking it under the 339 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,200 Speaker 1: white hidden thing, Like, if you're. 340 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,840 Speaker 3: Going to put it as a feature, you have to 341 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 3: let everyone know that it's a feature. 342 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,160 Speaker 1: Damn right. I'm also great to if you're at a 343 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,200 Speaker 1: dinner party and you're down one fork, hold on, guys, 344 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 1: swing to the dairy and you've also got a jar 345 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,680 Speaker 1: of unopened the tailer on you. That will save the day. 346 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,360 Speaker 1: So yeah, eight hundred telephone number. What has the internet 347 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,880 Speaker 1: taught you? Were going to kick things off with Katie 348 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 1: this morning more than a Katie Hello. Great to have 349 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,880 Speaker 1: you on the internet. We learned yesterday it's what is it, 350 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 1: five point three billion people use the internet, which means 351 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: two point eight billion ducks. Uh, you're one of the 352 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: five points three that do. And what did it teach you? 353 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:18,000 Speaker 9: So I youtuose how to unclog a blocked washing machine filter? 354 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,280 Speaker 1: Oh now that's a big job, grotesque job. 355 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 3: And no it wasn't. 356 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 9: It wasn't like dirty slimy hair stuff. It had been. 357 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:33,280 Speaker 9: There were lots of fantastic takes that get left on 358 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,240 Speaker 9: like brand new menship. Ye yeah, yeah, so all of 359 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,920 Speaker 9: those had come off and I was housed at the time, 360 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 9: and it was the first it was like just after 361 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,200 Speaker 9: I arrived and it was the first one of washing 362 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,280 Speaker 9: I went to do and the machine wasn't draining, and 363 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,440 Speaker 9: so I lockdown one model it was, and there was 364 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 9: a whole step by steps of the exact same model 365 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 9: how to pull it apart? How yeah, like get all 366 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 9: the stuff to the filter. 367 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,880 Speaker 3: And so this wasn't even your washing machine. 368 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 9: No that it was. I was going to be at 369 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,760 Speaker 9: the house. I was going to be at the house 370 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 9: for two weeks. And I knew. I mean I could 371 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,520 Speaker 9: have like, I could have called father and I wouldn't 372 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 9: bear me. But I was like, Nope, I'm gonna I'm 373 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 9: gonna put my hands. 374 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 3: In someone else's gun. 375 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,360 Speaker 1: Hero rolling her sleeves up and getting her hands dirty. Well, 376 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: if you need any unclogging to be done, Katie will 377 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 1: keep your number. Thank you so much, appreciate you phoning 378 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: through Patrick morning to you. Yeah, good to have you on, Petty. 379 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:38,080 Speaker 3: Don't try and bloke up your voice when Petty comes 380 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 3: on you hear. 381 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 7: That, pet. 382 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:46,440 Speaker 1: Petty, good to have another bloke on. Handy bloke. To 383 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:48,440 Speaker 1: be honest, I'm the unhandiest person in the real Petty, 384 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: but I'll put on a voice. What'd you teach yourself there, 385 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 1: big fella. 386 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,120 Speaker 10: A couple of things actually. The first one was headlights 387 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 10: on my Ford Ranger. We're all facing discolored and what 388 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,760 Speaker 10: guy ailed them? And I rang up to replace them, 389 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,160 Speaker 10: and new ones were over a thousand bucks, and second 390 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 10: d was five point fifty. So jumped on old YouTube 391 00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:11,440 Speaker 10: and had a nosy round and found a recipe white vinegar, 392 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:15,119 Speaker 10: baking soda and toothpaste, mixed it together, scrubbed it on 393 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,880 Speaker 10: the headlights and they took all the shit off them 394 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,480 Speaker 10: on the language, took all the don't mind the. 395 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,200 Speaker 1: Leguals to be petty made. I don't care, I don't care. 396 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 10: Off the headlights and clean them up beauty. So went 397 00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:29,760 Speaker 10: straight through for its warrant and I do that every 398 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 10: US you once a year. 399 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,040 Speaker 1: Wow, way, that is a great NB, saving you thousands. 400 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,959 Speaker 3: I did that. Tell my Mazdax five penny. 401 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,280 Speaker 10: Yeah. I didn't believe it would work, but I was like, man, 402 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:43,920 Speaker 10: I don't want to spend that sort of money on headlights. 403 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,840 Speaker 1: No fair enough, petty doing all the ranger. You're doing 404 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: all the old ex good work. 405 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,359 Speaker 10: And then another he could just quickly did was a 406 00:17:52,359 --> 00:17:54,960 Speaker 10: bit more in depth. But I'm building a V and 407 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,800 Speaker 10: HQ holding, and I wanted to port the heads and 408 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 10: I sort of a bit nervous about it. Went online 409 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,760 Speaker 10: and there's a couple of videos in the real detail 410 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 10: showing exactly how to do it, and so I copied it, 411 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,080 Speaker 10: took them into the engine builder and showed him and 412 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,879 Speaker 10: he was like, yeah, that's not bad man, pretty good. 413 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,440 Speaker 1: They were going the heads. 414 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:12,760 Speaker 6: John. 415 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to pretend I understand at least forty percent 416 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 1: of what Petty was saying there, but that's thank you 417 00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,880 Speaker 1: so much for phoning through. Patrick. Do appreciate you listening. 418 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,480 Speaker 1: Have a good one. 419 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:24,280 Speaker 5: The hats that johnaan Ben podcast. 420 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: He got denied wine? Was this in a public sitting? 421 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,679 Speaker 3: So my mum was staying with me last week and we, 422 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 3: excuse me, we went to go to the market. 423 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:36,120 Speaker 1: Don't mind, Megan, she's just slowly dying slowly. 424 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,880 Speaker 3: I went to go and get a bottle of wine. 425 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:43,520 Speaker 3: And I didn't know prior to this that my license 426 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 3: had expired. 427 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 1: So when hold on, is this gonna be a Is 428 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,400 Speaker 1: this another humble breer? Because I know you know you've 429 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: got an important date approaching soon. Is this gonna be 430 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:54,960 Speaker 1: another humble bringer? 431 00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,720 Speaker 3: Say it? It's my birthday week, it's. 432 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: Your birthday week. The humble bragger habit, how you been 433 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,400 Speaker 1: id again? 434 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:05,040 Speaker 3: So everyone always doesn't believe me that I get id 435 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 3: My mom was with me this time. My husband wasn't 436 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,119 Speaker 3: because he's ten years younger than me, so but everyone's 437 00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:12,879 Speaker 3: always like, it's because you're the young looking guy. He 438 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,119 Speaker 3: doesn't get id'd a lot of the time. So my 439 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,920 Speaker 3: mom and I went to get wine and my life, 440 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,679 Speaker 3: she she IDs me, and I am going to be 441 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:25,280 Speaker 3: forty this week, guys. And she looks at the date 442 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 3: of birth and she was like, oh, okay, but then 443 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,960 Speaker 3: she sees my licenses expired, so and also it expired 444 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 3: in January, so I have not had a life. 445 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:40,119 Speaker 1: Bad to the bone a very useful looking bad to 446 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,560 Speaker 1: the bone motorists. 447 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 3: But she couldn't give me the wine. 448 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: So what did did you get? 449 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 3: Ra Then I said, well, my mom's you know, like 450 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,720 Speaker 3: she's quite clearly older than me. No offense, mum. But 451 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,960 Speaker 3: she wouldn't let her buy it either, because then it 452 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 3: looked like she was buying something for like a minor, 453 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 3: even though my license is my age. 454 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: So then you've got the next to you and lie, 455 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,320 Speaker 1: can you buy this for me. 456 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,280 Speaker 3: So it's two oldies forty and and her you know later. 457 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,040 Speaker 1: But degrading and also flattering at the same time. 458 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 3: I was so flattering, but I also just wanted the wine. 459 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,919 Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, well now I'm leaving. I have 460 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,640 Speaker 3: to go somewhere else. 461 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,600 Speaker 1: This is this is our ram rage start made. 462 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 5: It really is the hits that jonaan Ben podcast. 463 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,800 Speaker 3: Down one being Boys because he is. 464 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:31,359 Speaker 1: In the USA. It's been in the USA. He's stranded, 465 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,119 Speaker 1: stranded down in the USA. He thanks to the internet 466 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,359 Speaker 1: outage about seven or eight days ago. Now the internet 467 00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,440 Speaker 1: out and. 468 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,760 Speaker 3: John loves to bring that up every time. 469 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 2: It does really feel like I've really used it to 470 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,320 Speaker 2: my bar. I'd love to be home right now, but hey, 471 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 2: it's not the worst thing in the world to be here. 472 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,800 Speaker 2: But I am missing you guys. 473 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,679 Speaker 3: Are you just talking to us to get out of 474 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:56,680 Speaker 3: taking actual leave days counted as work? 475 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,920 Speaker 7: I don't know how that works. How does it work 476 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,840 Speaker 7: on my annual level? I'm not sure I'm still on 477 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,399 Speaker 7: the show right. 478 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:01,680 Speaker 3: Yeah. 479 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,520 Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's talking to us so 480 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,439 Speaker 1: that he's got recorded evidence so he can claim this 481 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 1: back as a work expense. 482 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:07,800 Speaker 7: Exactly one. 483 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,159 Speaker 2: I'm not sure what what travel insurance are going to 484 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,720 Speaker 2: I gotta pay for so hey, you never know. They're like, 485 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,000 Speaker 2: just keep the receipts, make a claim, keep it as 486 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,360 Speaker 2: low as possible. 487 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,920 Speaker 3: And shot scene. 488 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,480 Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll tell you what over here though. 489 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 2: The New zeal An accent. You've experienced this before, John, 490 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,400 Speaker 2: The New Zealing accent very very hard for anyone to understand. 491 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,199 Speaker 7: I don't know what it is. 492 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,400 Speaker 6: We're all speaking, you know, predominantly English. 493 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,320 Speaker 7: Yeah what I think. 494 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,440 Speaker 2: But every time I go to say, particularly my name, 495 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 2: I've had some doozies in the past. I've had been 496 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 2: been in Dean Pete, but this time I've had pin 497 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,840 Speaker 2: p I n p e in and beer. The lady 498 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,120 Speaker 2: was like, is that like beer, like grizzly beer. I'm like, yeah, 499 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 2: whatever that'll do, and so ill. The other day I 500 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,000 Speaker 2: got an inn and I was like, oh, here we 501 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,560 Speaker 2: go again. I was like talking to my brother in law. 502 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,679 Speaker 2: But they get this wrong every time picking up this 503 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,880 Speaker 2: drink for in and then this guy comes over and goes, ah, 504 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,399 Speaker 2: that's my coffee. 505 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,879 Speaker 1: Maybe they actually haven't been getting your name wrong this 506 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,480 Speaker 1: whole time. You've just been stealing coffees all over America. 507 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:09,959 Speaker 1: What they keep calling me Shelley so weird. 508 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 7: This is some poor guy named Pin. 509 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,080 Speaker 3: Or get a bit scared. You're like, do I need 510 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,200 Speaker 3: to put on an American accent? Have you been doing that? 511 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,280 Speaker 1: But then you worried? 512 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,120 Speaker 3: You sound like a d I. 513 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 2: Can see why people do that when they come overseas. 514 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,560 Speaker 2: Not I can't see why people come back from the 515 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 2: UK with an accident after six months. But I can't 516 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 2: see why people do try and speak in the New Zealand. 517 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,879 Speaker 2: I'm sorry in an American accent, just so people understand 518 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 2: what they were saying. 519 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 1: Okay, we'll give us your American accent. Ordering a coffee 520 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 1: and some hotcakes and some American pie and what else 521 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,040 Speaker 1: would they be over there? And a big old juicy steak. 522 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,399 Speaker 7: No, I can't do it. I'm do it, Megan, You 523 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 7: do an accent. 524 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,199 Speaker 1: You've got nothing to do with Megan not stranded in 525 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,639 Speaker 1: the I can understand Megan, just fine. 526 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,879 Speaker 3: It's going to rock it to some sort of southern 527 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 3: He was like, ha ha, I'm bad. 528 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,920 Speaker 1: Just order a big juicy steak and there's some hot 529 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,560 Speaker 1: apple pie. 530 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 2: It's been it's been a series of awkward moments I 531 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 2: do find as you travel. 532 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,760 Speaker 1: Just because just because you're overseas doesn't mean you can, 533 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can just ignorem what I said. Now, 534 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,439 Speaker 1: we're not going anywhere until we hear this big juicy 535 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,280 Speaker 1: steak and hot American pie. 536 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,159 Speaker 6: Because I see out of Southern that's the thing, and 537 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:32,320 Speaker 6: that's always like you know, how howdy, you know it's 538 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 6: not gonna happen. 539 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,359 Speaker 1: All right, We're beg with being in the USA later on. 540 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: Keep safe over there, buddy, stay strong. 541 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 5: The heads that John and Ben podcast. 542 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 3: Been a little bit curious and done some silly thanks 543 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,399 Speaker 3: when we're being tourists. 544 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of drunken harkers have probably happened in 545 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 1: London that people regret nowadays. And lady was having a 546 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,560 Speaker 1: photo with one of the King's horses and like you 547 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,280 Speaker 1: see next to the one of the kings mean as. 548 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,040 Speaker 3: Well, Yeah, they did warn her, so it's one they 549 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,800 Speaker 3: call them beefeeders right at the top of the horse. 550 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know what the horses, the horses and 551 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: the beef feeder horses they still call a horse or horse. 552 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:15,920 Speaker 3: I think it was outside the Household Cavalry Museum and 553 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,480 Speaker 3: she was worn not to get too close, but she 554 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 3: cuddled up next to the horse. 555 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: And the horse bit back. Listen. I love the reaction 556 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 1: to look my mother. My mother would give the same rections. 557 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 3: Grabbed her really did it down on the arm and 558 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,920 Speaker 3: then like did like a death roll, shake with. 559 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,439 Speaker 1: Its head personal space. B Always nice to have a 560 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,679 Speaker 1: horse as grumpy as its owner too. Have you been 561 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,920 Speaker 1: bitten by an exotic animal? 562 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,400 Speaker 7: Before? 563 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:53,399 Speaker 3: A monkey? You go and feed them bananas and they 564 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,679 Speaker 3: look all cute and everything, but they're really aggressive. 565 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,560 Speaker 1: Raby's laden monkey. 566 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,160 Speaker 3: And as soon as you run out of bananas, they 567 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,440 Speaker 3: like climb u up you and look for more bananas. 568 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,720 Speaker 3: They're like yeah. 569 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,760 Speaker 1: Close as I've been bitten by one. But I was 570 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,639 Speaker 1: run over by the same ball twice. In Spain. We 571 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 1: had to do something for work, fleeting visits through a 572 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: literally into Spain for a day. When did you do 573 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,160 Speaker 1: like running of the bulls? No, it was bull jumping, 574 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,120 Speaker 1: So the bulls, it's a sport over there. The bulls 575 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 1: run towards you and then you jump over the ball 576 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: as it comes underneath you. My time, my timing was 577 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,199 Speaker 1: way off. Timing was way off, and the bull was 578 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,200 Speaker 1: like got me. One got me one, not me over 579 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,359 Speaker 1: and then there's like the horns and and then the 580 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,320 Speaker 1: miror the mirror of the town was there as well. 581 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,080 Speaker 1: We're filming. He's like, you must go again, you must 582 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 1: and I was like, I feel pressure a little bit, Bruce. 583 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,679 Speaker 1: And then two times in a row, bull got me 584 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,720 Speaker 1: a second time. Great day for the bull, bear day 585 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,600 Speaker 1: for me. None from two no got a nice little 586 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:47,720 Speaker 1: bib though presented to me from a mire, like tied 587 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,199 Speaker 1: around like a napkin around it. 588 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 5: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast. 589 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:56,159 Speaker 1: Now, I had to break up with someone yesterday and 590 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,560 Speaker 1: it was tough. You never like breaking up with people. 591 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,640 Speaker 3: Do you have it's not your wife? Because I don't 592 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,720 Speaker 3: feel like you shouldn't be here just casually doing the. 593 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 1: Radio show, and I feel pretty calm and relaxed about 594 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,200 Speaker 1: that exercise if it was so, No, it's not her. 595 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,320 Speaker 1: It was more of a professional breakup, and probably out 596 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,280 Speaker 1: of all the professional breakups you could be a part 597 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,120 Speaker 1: of one of the easier ones. Just an online service. 598 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,439 Speaker 1: So an online service where if you've loaded your credit 599 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,320 Speaker 1: card and I've gone twelve sixteen months into this relationship 600 00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,280 Speaker 1: and gone, I'm just not using this website. It was 601 00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,399 Speaker 1: just like some weird writing website that I'll pay like 602 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,960 Speaker 1: nine to ninety nine a month for whoa, it's a lot, 603 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 1: a lot at all. So it's it and I don't 604 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,880 Speaker 1: use it, so it's all right, time to get out 605 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 1: of it. 606 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:38,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough. 607 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,000 Speaker 1: Have you tried to break up with a service, an 608 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 1: online service? It is like trying to get rid of 609 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 1: a stage five clinger, boy, But it's not just canceling. 610 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,919 Speaker 1: You're done with it. Yeah, you just try and let 611 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,400 Speaker 1: them down gently with the Listen, it's not me, it's you. 612 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,679 Speaker 1: And they're like, have you got any feedback for us? 613 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, listen, just circumstances of change for me? Yeah, 614 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 1: I don't quite quite need you now. And then they're sure, 615 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 1: are you sure? 616 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,000 Speaker 3: What did we do wrong? 617 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:05,560 Speaker 1: What did we do? 618 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,440 Speaker 3: Change it? 619 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,240 Speaker 1: We'll give you eight point six percent points. I don't 620 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 1: even know what they are off your next payment, next 621 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: month's payment. 622 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,840 Speaker 3: So they're for your discount on you just want to do? 623 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 1: You want to skip a couple of weeks and come 624 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:19,400 Speaker 1: back on and George like, they weren't making it easy. 625 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: It wasn't a simple this thing's done or not. It 626 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,480 Speaker 1: took about half an hour back and forth filling out 627 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,960 Speaker 1: the question is until they sort of come up. They 628 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 1: start to come off a little bit desperate, don't they. Yeah, 629 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,879 Speaker 1: we're like, guys, I've just even after I pushed the 630 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: are you sure you want to cancel button? I pushed it, 631 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,920 Speaker 1: I was like, damn right I am, And then down 632 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,800 Speaker 1: the bottom it said, oh there was another button. Sorry, 633 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: I didn't mean to cancel, so you could uncancel your 634 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,720 Speaker 1: cancel if you've got the guilts. 635 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 3: Have you tried to break up with a gym? 636 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,520 Speaker 1: Yes? Similar face to face though, isn't it. 637 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,880 Speaker 3: And then they make you feel bad. They're like, can 638 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 3: we encourage you to come back? You know, how often 639 00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,119 Speaker 3: are you coming? You're like, don't ask me that. That's pistol. 640 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, never, I've never come by. Breaking up with you 641 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:01,840 Speaker 1: nothing for. 642 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,520 Speaker 5: Me so hard. 643 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,760 Speaker 3: And then they make you feel bad about not going because. 644 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,959 Speaker 1: You didn't give me abs and finally toned pictorials. 645 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't keep your part of the barget. 646 00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't let the team down. 647 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 3: How often did you come? 648 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,479 Speaker 1: What I love to? By the end of it, then 649 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,600 Speaker 1: I got an email about half an hour later, and 650 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,960 Speaker 1: then I felt really bad. It just said we're sorry. 651 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,720 Speaker 1: It had to end. We're sorry it had to end. 652 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,080 Speaker 1: Here's our link if you ever want to pick it up. 653 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:26,439 Speaker 1: So there we go. Oh, I felt like a monster. 654 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 3: You're better off. 655 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,760 Speaker 1: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast Megan what you saw 656 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,520 Speaker 1: someone do with some oysters. 657 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 3: This was this was like a big pr event and 658 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,080 Speaker 3: to be feared that. The food there was incredible. There 659 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 3: was a donut wall. There was multiple cakes. 660 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,440 Speaker 1: A wall of donuts. Could you can you live at 661 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 1: your house with that like a wallpaper you could have? Yeah, 662 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,120 Speaker 1: ants would start to invade it over the summer months, 663 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 1: I imagine. 664 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,040 Speaker 3: But the thing was like the food was so extravagant, 665 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 3: no one really wanted to Like, no one's going there 666 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,720 Speaker 3: and hacking into one of the cakes. They look too beautiful. 667 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,360 Speaker 3: So everything's just kind of standing there. 668 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,840 Speaker 1: Oh, that's great, just leave it and then throw it 669 00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,480 Speaker 1: out at the end of the night. It seems like 670 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,480 Speaker 1: the correct thing. 671 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 3: To do a huge amount of food. And you were 672 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:13,920 Speaker 3: given a bag, a clear bag with like goodies in it. 673 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 3: So your little goodie bag was clear and plastic. You 674 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,480 Speaker 3: could reuse it. That's the ketch there. But one person 675 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,120 Speaker 3: decided this guy there was a huge seafood section which 676 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,240 Speaker 3: is always wasted on me, and it was wasted on 677 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 3: even on there. You're not a fan of are you 678 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,480 Speaker 3: thing under the sea? 679 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 1: It tastes a huge, huge fan of Nemo. Couldn't do it. 680 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 3: The Little Mermaid fishy flavor, it's yucky. 681 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,880 Speaker 1: You don't like the fishy flavor. No, that's a bit 682 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 1: of a collateral if you're eating anything from the ocean. 683 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 3: So, yeah, wasted on me totally. And there was a 684 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 3: huge amount of oysters there. 685 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 1: So this guy that is a respected piece of seafood 686 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,720 Speaker 1: to the oysters. Again, I don't mind seafood, but the 687 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 1: oyster not for me. 688 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, but but there was a huge amount of oysters 689 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 3: just sitting there. And so this guy took out everything 690 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 3: out of his clear clear bag and filled up in 691 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,600 Speaker 3: front of all of these guests, has clear bag with oysters. 692 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 3: He filled it up, have no hiding. 693 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: Agriculture and fisheries were standing by. I go, hey, there's two. 694 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,360 Speaker 1: There's a past your quota of the buddy. 695 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,120 Speaker 3: He felt that I don't even know how many with him, 696 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,480 Speaker 3: there at least thirty well in this bag. 697 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:26,280 Speaker 1: And so he then you're in a race against time too. Oysters. Yeah, 698 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 1: you need to get them home. You need to get 699 00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 1: them cold refrigerated. Like there's not you're not heading out 700 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,640 Speaker 1: to town for the evening with the oysters, are yet? 701 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, and like you could be forgiven if you had 702 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,480 Speaker 3: a bag and you were hiding things in there, especially 703 00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:41,280 Speaker 3: if they're like wrapped goods. But everyone could see he 704 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,440 Speaker 3: had a bag full of oysters that had stolen were 705 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,960 Speaker 3: taken from the buffet. 706 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,600 Speaker 1: Well, someone has stolen them from the ocean in the 707 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,360 Speaker 1: first place, so I. 708 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,960 Speaker 3: Mean it's not and they were meant to be eaten. 709 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:51,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, good on them for not being wasted exactly, unlike 710 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: their untouched cake and their wall of crazy donuts. 711 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 3: Everyone's just watching him as he saunters off, proud of himself. 712 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,800 Speaker 1: Chucks them over his shoulder. 713 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 3: Couldn't have done it, Santa Claus. 714 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, what have you fleeced from a party? This is 715 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,080 Speaker 1: what it would love to open this this morning eight 716 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,280 Speaker 1: hundred hits four for eighty seven on the text. Imagine 717 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:14,200 Speaker 1: a lot of smuggled road cones couches. Yeah, i'd have 718 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:15,600 Speaker 1: to tell you if we're going to continue this on, 719 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,000 Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story about my friend. When we're 720 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,320 Speaker 1: about nineteen twenty and someone's ashes. 721 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, the hits that johnaan Ben podcast. 722 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,160 Speaker 1: And and you saw someone kidnap some oysters from an open 723 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 1: buffet like a food ninja sweeping on in. But they're 724 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,680 Speaker 1: only the only floor in their crime was. 725 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 3: A clear plastic bag. Not ashamed, not a shamed. To 726 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,280 Speaker 3: be fair, the oysters probably would have gone to waste. 727 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 3: There was a lot of food there, but it was 728 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,040 Speaker 3: just would you be brazen enough to chuck thirty odd 729 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,840 Speaker 3: oysters in your bag and walk out with them? 730 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,800 Speaker 1: Well, one of the first rules of fleecing is don't 731 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 1: have what you're fleeced on display. Yeah, keep it secret. 732 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: That's just between you and the oysters. 733 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,120 Speaker 3: But shark like, how was he walking home? It still 734 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 3: would have had at least half an hour journey home. 735 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,120 Speaker 1: Surely, well being who's not with us at the moment, 736 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,720 Speaker 1: rest in peace, being boys, We don't know if we 737 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 1: were going to see him again. He's lost in America. 738 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:11,600 Speaker 1: Uh he he fleeced a hand from the Warriors once. 739 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: He went to a Warriors game and there was a 740 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: hammer up the up the wars and out the hams 741 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 1: being boys put it in his backpack, a whole hand, 742 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,240 Speaker 1: a hohold, like a big you know, Christmas sort of 743 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 1: ham there was leftover, like it was the end of 744 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,880 Speaker 1: the night that had been picked out, it had been cut, carved, 745 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,720 Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, there's a good seventy percent 746 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,200 Speaker 1: of that ham left. Oh my god, put it and 747 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 1: turned his bag into a handbag and made and he 748 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,080 Speaker 1: arrived home and like pulled it out like sort of 749 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,080 Speaker 1: simber from the Lion King and held it up to 750 00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 1: his family. Family hunted, I've hunted and gathered from a 751 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,560 Speaker 1: corporate lounge. Yeah, so thet this is what we want 752 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: to know. What you fleeced from a party. I was 753 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,240 Speaker 1: just saying before my friend were like she was nineteen 754 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: twenty or something went to I. 755 00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,560 Speaker 3: Thought you said in nineteen twenty you were. 756 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 1: I was referencing a yarn from nineteen twenty. 757 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,760 Speaker 3: I was a friend of yours. 758 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,520 Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna get life. Shame life beating me down 759 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,000 Speaker 1: that much. 760 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 3: Got a friend from nineteen twenty. 761 00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,240 Speaker 1: We were aged nineteen twenty, which ironically was in the 762 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 1: nineteen thirties, thank you very much. Ah. But we went 763 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 1: to the part and he was like, as a joke, 764 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,200 Speaker 1: he took home this this big sort of vase jar 765 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 1: thing wasn't big. It was kind of small, to be honest. 766 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: Took it back and then we got it, got it 767 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,719 Speaker 1: back to his flat, opened it and there was all 768 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:34,160 Speaker 1: this ash in there, and he's like, oh oh. Woke 769 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,280 Speaker 1: up the next morning, had the gelts, was like, I've 770 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 1: just taken you know, someone's ashes, and went back over 771 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,080 Speaker 1: to the person's house, knocked on the door. She answered, 772 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,120 Speaker 1: he's I'm so sorry. This was stupid thing I did. 773 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 1: Blah blah blahlah bah, please have it back. And she 774 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:55,760 Speaker 1: was looking very confused and said, that's just my ash tray. 775 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,520 Speaker 1: He's like, we're a cigarette. But she's check them out 776 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,720 Speaker 1: the window into the bucket in the water. I just 777 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:06,520 Speaker 1: ashened that. So here's what it was. It was full 778 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,959 Speaker 1: at least three. Yeah, it was nearly tipping over the top. 779 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,680 Speaker 1: I was like, there's a lot of dead person in 780 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 1: here right now. It turns out a lot of leftover 781 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: lung cancer. So there we go. Well, let's go to 782 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,279 Speaker 1: the phones. We've got Sarah on what you smuggled home 783 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 1: from a party? There, Sarah, what was it? Buddy? I 784 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,759 Speaker 1: took a stool because I had to walk home, so 785 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:27,560 Speaker 1: if I got tired, I could That is smart thinking 786 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,400 Speaker 1: a stool. 787 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,759 Speaker 3: How heavy was the stool though? Was it worth it? 788 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:31,919 Speaker 6: Yeah? 789 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,799 Speaker 1: It was like like me high stool like a bath door, 790 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 1: but small one, and I kept it in my rooms. 791 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 3: About a year. 792 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 1: Took your very own stool sample from the party, and 793 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,680 Speaker 1: I love a full thinking partier as well. You thought 794 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,279 Speaker 1: this is a long trick home. I'm going to need 795 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,240 Speaker 1: a seat at some point. 796 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 3: It's very clever. 797 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 1: Ye did you return it? 798 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:53,120 Speaker 8: No? 799 00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:54,960 Speaker 9: I don't actually know what happened to that still in 800 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:55,319 Speaker 9: the end. 801 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,520 Speaker 1: Oh god, I love that stool. 802 00:34:56,520 --> 00:35:00,239 Speaker 3: You're not returning it after a year and a back boy? 803 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,520 Speaker 7: Boy? 804 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: Then the memories that you and that stool head. Hey, 805 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 1: Sarah really appreciate you listening. You don't have a wonderful Tuesday, 806 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,680 Speaker 1: all right, mate, thank you very much. 807 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,160 Speaker 3: Someone ticks in and said, I took around six bottles 808 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,560 Speaker 3: of red wine and rose rose from a work. 809 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,839 Speaker 1: Do that's that's a good Heck? 810 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 3: That's just free? 811 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't anything. It works free, isn't it. Yeah, 812 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,520 Speaker 1: that's what you said when you took on the photocopy 813 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,879 Speaker 1: of last week flash theft does. 814 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,960 Speaker 5: A serve ye the hits that johnaan Ben podcast. 815 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 3: It is only a few sleeps until the Olympics starts Friday, 816 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,360 Speaker 3: Paris time, but the opening ceremony happens in New Zealand 817 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,080 Speaker 3: Saturday morning. 818 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,520 Speaker 1: Really good as a viewer and probably speak for a 819 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,520 Speaker 1: large procedures of the country here too. You go from 820 00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,319 Speaker 1: zero to one hundred of the Olympics. You don't think 821 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,279 Speaker 1: about the Olympics in between Olympics. Surely the athletes do 822 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,680 Speaker 1: every day as they train relentlessly to make it to 823 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,520 Speaker 1: the Olympics. We don't give it a second thought. And 824 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,880 Speaker 1: then we are all hard all Olympics for about four weeks. 825 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:52,960 Speaker 3: And you get like your favorite sport that you suddenly 826 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,800 Speaker 3: become an expert in, an expert in like judging and diving. 827 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,399 Speaker 3: You're like, oh no, not too. 828 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,319 Speaker 1: Much slash and then you're like, I don't ever watch 829 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: roller skating arch Tree for another four years. But they're 830 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,279 Speaker 1: all becoming an experience Nextyllipus, but looking forward to that, 831 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,240 Speaker 1: it's always good viewing and Lebron James holding the flag 832 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: for the US team. Who's holding our flag? Do we know? 833 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,320 Speaker 3: Has it been announced? I don't think. 834 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,440 Speaker 1: It's usually announced at a ceremony at the village. I 835 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,040 Speaker 1: think is dear God, I hope it hasn't been announced her, 836 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,680 Speaker 1: so we can look very unprofessional at our jobs right now. 837 00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: Though she's professional and she's riddled worth a lot of stuff, 838 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:31,400 Speaker 1: but mainly riddled riddled with charisma. That's it, Producer Taylor, 839 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 1: welcome mate. 840 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,439 Speaker 4: Thank you. 841 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,719 Speaker 1: You look exhausted, I am. 842 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,280 Speaker 8: It's only day two back, so Tuesdays are the hardest. 843 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,440 Speaker 3: I really, yeah, mundays a fly mondays. You're like, yeah, right, 844 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,600 Speaker 3: all right, you know, and you've still got your energy 845 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,560 Speaker 3: from the weekend. Try. 846 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:48,840 Speaker 1: I felt like a we came into Monday looking like 847 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,440 Speaker 1: Harry Styles. We're going to leave on Friday looking like Biden. 848 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:58,800 Speaker 1: It turns so quickly's already there. I feel you're sitting 849 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 1: on a trumpet. About the moment you'll be by awesome 850 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,080 Speaker 1: thanks to de Mam. We've got a huge price pack 851 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,359 Speaker 1: up for grabs hundred dollars price peck thanks to Deal. 852 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,880 Speaker 1: If you can solve the reddle now, traditionally the format is, Taylor, 853 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,600 Speaker 1: you give us one and it's a great weekly reminder 854 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 1: that we are still not fully developed as functioning adults 855 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:19,040 Speaker 1: and we can get it, and then you throw one 856 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,800 Speaker 1: out to the audience. 857 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,400 Speaker 4: So I'll give you guys the easy one as per used. 858 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 3: Beans usually the one that's best at these very good. 859 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,520 Speaker 1: He's got other stuff on his mind at the moment. 860 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,400 Speaker 8: All right, ask this question all day long, but always 861 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:37,480 Speaker 8: get completely different answers, and yet all the answers are correct. 862 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,040 Speaker 4: What is the question? 863 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,439 Speaker 1: How are you? 864 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:40,640 Speaker 5: No? 865 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:41,680 Speaker 3: What's the time? 866 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,040 Speaker 1: I've never got one one out of the gate and 867 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,400 Speaker 1: it just came to you. 868 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,640 Speaker 4: Wow, job, well done, mate. 869 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,560 Speaker 1: Maybe there's the thing you don't think too hard. Just 870 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,239 Speaker 1: bang the steroids. 871 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,360 Speaker 3: She is on steroids. 872 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:03,200 Speaker 1: She jacked on steroids like a Russian gymnast, a seven 873 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,680 Speaker 1: year old Russian gymnast. Because of it. That was really good. Okay, 874 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:10,719 Speaker 1: so what's the one for the fine listener? If you 875 00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:11,440 Speaker 1: know the answer to this. 876 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,040 Speaker 3: I probably I won't give about the answer. 877 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:13,480 Speaker 4: Thank you. 878 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,360 Speaker 1: She's on steroids. We'll drug test it. I'll get a 879 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,680 Speaker 1: year on the show. 880 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:23,560 Speaker 8: Pronounced as one letter and written with three two letters 881 00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:28,720 Speaker 8: there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, 882 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,120 Speaker 8: I'm black, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends 883 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,560 Speaker 8: and the same either way. 884 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:38,719 Speaker 1: She loses me when they go too long. I know, yeah, whatever, yeah, 885 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 1: go again. A bit slower. 886 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,120 Speaker 8: Pronounced is one letter and written with three two letters 887 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,800 Speaker 8: there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, 888 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 8: I'm black, blue and gray. I'm read from both ends 889 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,640 Speaker 8: and the same either way. 890 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,120 Speaker 4: What am I? 891 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,080 Speaker 1: The phones are going to be honest? 892 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,799 Speaker 3: I glazed over. 893 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,920 Speaker 1: She's just so happy with her first one. She's like, 894 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:05,320 Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Already looked like a legend this morning. 895 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:10,160 Speaker 1: Josh you're on and Gisbon, How are you today, buddy, Joshua, 896 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,520 Speaker 1: I've lost josh he got gunshine. Hello, welcome to the Riddler? 897 00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 1: What is your name? My friend? You've heard the riddle? 898 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,880 Speaker 1: One hundred dollars still mar price pack up for grabs? 899 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,880 Speaker 1: What is the answer correct? 900 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:31,239 Speaker 3: What was it? I? How was I read? E? 901 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:31,719 Speaker 5: Y E? 902 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 4: I didn't say read. I didn't say it was the 903 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,200 Speaker 4: color red, black and black, blue and gray? 904 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,319 Speaker 3: What how was I and gray? 905 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 9: Well? 906 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:41,319 Speaker 4: I don't know, only I just read it. 907 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,960 Speaker 5: The heads that Jonaan Ben. 908 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,440 Speaker 3: Podcast Biden pulled out of the presidential race. There's been 909 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,800 Speaker 3: lots of celebrities coming out to support Kamala Harris. 910 00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, she is the current Voltell was the current vice 911 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:57,360 Speaker 1: president of the US and now wheeled out, says Biden. 912 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,879 Speaker 1: Wheeled off in a wheelchair. The poor fellow. I heard 913 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,919 Speaker 1: his brother say, I'm just happy to have him back. 914 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,040 Speaker 3: That's a full time job. Like, yeah, I know he 915 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,640 Speaker 3: wasn't kind of all there, but he's still busy. 916 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,960 Speaker 1: Surely the family were guys pull him out. Surely behind 917 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,080 Speaker 1: the scenes. So yeah, Karmala's running was there? Did you 918 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,480 Speaker 1: start some rumor about Michelle Obama becoming the vice. 919 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,920 Speaker 3: I didn't start there, but I would love that that 920 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,279 Speaker 3: was our boss. He said that they would love her 921 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,719 Speaker 3: to be her deputy. 922 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,680 Speaker 1: Was our boss may spiculation. 923 00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 3: There's rumors that it could be ax astronaut from NASA. 924 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,040 Speaker 3: He's running in one state, right, they could get him 925 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:37,439 Speaker 3: on board. 926 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:41,120 Speaker 1: He's seen some stuff, he's been to space, he's seen 927 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,560 Speaker 1: it all. So yeah, see how it goes. Now, it's 928 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,479 Speaker 1: probably made the election a little bit tougher for Donald Trump, 929 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,640 Speaker 1: i'd imagine with Kamala in the end. 930 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's quite a swing the other way. 931 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:52,239 Speaker 4: Right. 932 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,320 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Ai, it's something that's consumed my life, 933 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:01,400 Speaker 1: really been. I am obsessed. Yeah, I've I see the 934 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,200 Speaker 1: great in it now do Yeah? 935 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,040 Speaker 3: Okay, you've turned very scared of it. 936 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,719 Speaker 1: You do worry, worry about it taking over a lot 937 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,880 Speaker 1: of workforce, a lot of the workforce. And why wouldn't 938 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,120 Speaker 1: a business go, oh damn, I can pay for a 939 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,239 Speaker 1: machine to do this job for a quarter of the 940 00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:24,000 Speaker 1: price of human more productive, no sick days, exactly, God, 941 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:26,600 Speaker 1: just all around, better, just all around. Why wouldn't you? 942 00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,279 Speaker 1: But then I guess you can use it to your 943 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:33,239 Speaker 1: advantage because everything it knows, we've taught it, and we 944 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:34,719 Speaker 1: can teach it and control it. 945 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,000 Speaker 3: And at this point we can yeah, yeah. 946 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,879 Speaker 1: At this point, you're right. Don't start making me worried 947 00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,239 Speaker 1: about it. 948 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,400 Speaker 3: You know, just you tuned a corner. Okay, cool positives, 949 00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:44,160 Speaker 3: peace for it. 950 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,040 Speaker 1: But I got lost on the internet yesterday, and there's 951 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,640 Speaker 1: a lot that needs to improve on. You said you 952 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,480 Speaker 1: saw a ballerina with three leagues or something. 953 00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:52,359 Speaker 4: They were like, this is. 954 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,960 Speaker 3: Ai doing ballet, and it was fine until she did 955 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,600 Speaker 3: like a big split, and then. 956 00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,120 Speaker 1: A third league appears in the middle. 957 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,440 Speaker 3: It was almost like I was like, it's too big 958 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:01,640 Speaker 3: a gap. There needs another one. 959 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,080 Speaker 1: Maybe she was birthing her twin, who knows, But you know, 960 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:08,319 Speaker 1: when you see a cow come out of somewhere, so 961 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,560 Speaker 1: it's not I mean, there's definitely it's got some improvements. 962 00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,279 Speaker 3: Do you know the worry though it is yesterday. I 963 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,640 Speaker 3: saw an image of Zindaya getting engaged but with Spider Man. 964 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,600 Speaker 1: What's his name, Toland, Yeah, the actor. 965 00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,960 Speaker 3: He was proposing on stage in front of heaps of people. 966 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,800 Speaker 3: Everyone was like congratulations. I was like, look at the audience. 967 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,000 Speaker 3: Their faces are warped. None of those humans look real. 968 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,680 Speaker 3: But people just believed that it happens. 969 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,360 Speaker 1: So someone created this time. I took time out of 970 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,440 Speaker 1: their day to have a time. 971 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,640 Speaker 3: Holand's not going to propose to Zendaya in front of 972 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,080 Speaker 3: a crowd. 973 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,680 Speaker 1: We want him to do that is verbada, It'll be 974 00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,279 Speaker 1: a dream. I tell you what I've wanted is Frank Sinatra, 975 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,360 Speaker 1: respected krooner to cover EM and M and a dream. 976 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,280 Speaker 1: Come have a listen to this. If you've ever wanted 977 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:55,120 Speaker 1: some classic Sinatra singing some lyrics from an offensive rap artist, 978 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,480 Speaker 1: will take a listen to this. 979 00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:01,160 Speaker 2: It's incredible arms arms have you this varmit on a 980 00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,320 Speaker 2: sweater ready if Mom Spaghetti is nervous, but I'm a 981 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:04,840 Speaker 2: service you. 982 00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:08,120 Speaker 6: It's calm and ready to drop bombs. He keeps on 983 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,799 Speaker 6: forgetting what he wrote down. 984 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:11,239 Speaker 3: The whole crowd goes. 985 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,560 Speaker 1: So sounds better as a loungey swing song. 986 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,200 Speaker 2: Everybody's joking foks from the Time's Up. 987 00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:23,360 Speaker 1: The Sinatra to how do they feel about this? 988 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:24,880 Speaker 8: Choked? 989 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,799 Speaker 1: Kind of feel like you need you're expecting a bit 990 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,840 Speaker 1: of a pay day, wouldn't you know? 991 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:31,759 Speaker 7: It is good? 992 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,720 Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a bit of bobla in there. 993 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,799 Speaker 1: What a world were we live in when you can 994 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:45,799 Speaker 1: manufacture that in a three legged bellery hand. Zendaya and 995 00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,000 Speaker 1: Tom Holland getting engaged on sale. 996 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,160 Speaker 3: I didn't even know about it. 997 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,840 Speaker 1: Wow, it's a miracle. 998 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,880 Speaker 5: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast. 999 00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,560 Speaker 3: We are down one Being Boys is trying to get 1000 00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,680 Speaker 3: back from America after that software updates grewed a bunch 1001 00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,960 Speaker 3: of flights, seems if you're taking all week. But he 1002 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,200 Speaker 3: joins us on the phone. 1003 00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,440 Speaker 1: Being Boys in the USA, what is what is wooing 1004 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,800 Speaker 1: in the background there in Florida? 1005 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,600 Speaker 7: There, Ben? What's what? Sorry? 1006 00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,279 Speaker 1: What what is going? 1007 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:12,680 Speaker 3: Whoa? 1008 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,719 Speaker 1: In the background? Sounds like you're you're really struggling over 1009 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:17,400 Speaker 1: there in the middle of a party or something at 1010 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:17,800 Speaker 1: the moment. 1011 00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,240 Speaker 2: Oh, look, I mean like the hotel is very nineteen 1012 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,200 Speaker 2: fifties themes that we're at. 1013 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:26,080 Speaker 6: It's either that it's been around since the nineteen fifties. 1014 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,120 Speaker 7: I haven't quite worked out. 1015 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,600 Speaker 2: It's got like a diner and a bowling alley and 1016 00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,560 Speaker 2: it's yeah, it's actually quite cool. But yeah, is this 1017 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,719 Speaker 2: just say, have they just kept the take off from 1018 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,320 Speaker 2: the fifties? 1019 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:38,799 Speaker 9: Yeah? 1020 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,680 Speaker 7: Or this the theme I've gone for? I'm not sure. 1021 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,919 Speaker 1: I like that. If you ride something out long enough, 1022 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,520 Speaker 1: eventually it becomes a theme. 1023 00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:45,959 Speaker 9: Yeah. 1024 00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,879 Speaker 2: Well, they've got music playing over the loudspeakers and it's 1025 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,240 Speaker 2: a very short rotate of the same set of songs 1026 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:52,280 Speaker 2: from the nineteen fifties. 1027 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,400 Speaker 6: But anyway, we're enjoying it. 1028 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,799 Speaker 1: Sorry'd you say you are? 1029 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:57,200 Speaker 7: We're well, oh, here we go. 1030 00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:04,160 Speaker 1: We're in the USA, Yes, stranded in the USA thanks 1031 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,759 Speaker 1: to the global financial crisis or something the stock market. 1032 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:09,880 Speaker 1: What happens? 1033 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,560 Speaker 3: Software updated? 1034 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:15,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, like someone didn't shut down the computer or something. Yeah, 1035 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,160 Speaker 2: says we know Maddy McLain, who we work with. 1036 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,239 Speaker 6: I share a computer in the afternoons and I don't 1037 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:20,840 Speaker 6: log out. 1038 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,000 Speaker 7: So maybe it's something I did at my end. I'm 1039 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:23,399 Speaker 7: not sure. 1040 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, so thanks on an internet outagy. He's not been 1041 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:28,640 Speaker 1: able to get back until not gonna be back on 1042 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,840 Speaker 1: here till Thursday. But a big day of traveling. 1043 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:34,640 Speaker 2: He had been, Yes, we're heading tomorrow at our time. 1044 00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:38,120 Speaker 2: All going well, getting out of Orlando, going to Atlanta. 1045 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,840 Speaker 2: We'll see the airport for about four and a half hours, 1046 00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:44,520 Speaker 2: and then we we'll go from Atlanta to Los Angeles 1047 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:46,840 Speaker 2: and then see the airport there for about five and 1048 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:47,480 Speaker 2: a half hours. 1049 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:47,759 Speaker 1: Nine. 1050 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,160 Speaker 2: All going well, get on a flight back to Aucklands, 1051 00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,600 Speaker 2: and we'll be with you guys in the studio. Well, 1052 00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,560 Speaker 2: all going well. I mean, who knows, I might get 1053 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,759 Speaker 2: to the end of the Wednesday show. But at the 1054 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,040 Speaker 2: rate things are going not great. 1055 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,200 Speaker 1: All going well? I love it keeps us saying all 1056 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,080 Speaker 1: going well. 1057 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,400 Speaker 6: At the moment. 1058 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,680 Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm definitely not banking on anything happening. 1059 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,200 Speaker 2: But you know, I thought I had a few dramas. 1060 00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,719 Speaker 2: But then Joe Biden, you know, his news pulling out 1061 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,400 Speaker 2: that's really overshadowed my news at the moment. Stuck to 1062 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,000 Speaker 2: you and say, well, can I can I tell you 1063 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:18,720 Speaker 2: like before, because you know, you were like Joe Biden's 1064 00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,840 Speaker 2: pulled out, can you go around and talk to some people? 1065 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,480 Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, I can do that. So I 1066 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,759 Speaker 2: went around, went up to people. I'm from a radio station, 1067 00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,239 Speaker 2: in New Zealand, Can I talk about President pulling out 1068 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:31,719 Speaker 2: all that sort of stuff. People were on vacation, half 1069 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,920 Speaker 2: of them tourists, the rest of them from America. 1070 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,080 Speaker 7: They don't want to talk about past. One lady, one. 1071 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,400 Speaker 6: Lady in particular, she was like, I'm on my vacation 1072 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,560 Speaker 6: with my family. I prefer not to and she walked off, 1073 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,800 Speaker 6: and I was like, oh man, I feel. 1074 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,200 Speaker 5: Really bad, and I'll just arrest this. Arrest this poor. 1075 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,000 Speaker 2: Lady, you know, And I said to my life, I 1076 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,080 Speaker 2: said to a man, I was like, I feel bad. 1077 00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,239 Speaker 6: I had to do this work. 1078 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,080 Speaker 7: I feel really bad. 1079 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,440 Speaker 6: And Mander said, oh, Lock, the good news is you'll. 1080 00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:55,200 Speaker 7: Never see her again. 1081 00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,440 Speaker 6: Twenty minutes later, I sat, I sat down at the pool. 1082 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,000 Speaker 7: Twenty minutes later, who should sit there? 1083 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:04,440 Speaker 6: To me, She's like, hello, hello, my political my political friend. 1084 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,959 Speaker 7: How are we going? Oh my god? 1085 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,080 Speaker 3: Was she going to be that she decided to sit 1086 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,080 Speaker 3: down by you? I would have hearded you like the play. 1087 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,400 Speaker 6: Well, there was no other seats, and then I had 1088 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,040 Speaker 6: to explain that we're. 1089 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,839 Speaker 7: Not a political show. 1090 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,640 Speaker 6: We don't really talk about politics would be a fun thing. 1091 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,399 Speaker 7: And the guys, guys in New Zealand made me do it, 1092 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,960 Speaker 7: and she was like, oh, I gotta get it. 1093 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,920 Speaker 6: But she's like, we just want to break for politics. 1094 00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:27,040 Speaker 3: Comment. 1095 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,880 Speaker 7: Yeah, still no comment, but anyways, it's still not comment. 1096 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,920 Speaker 2: To try to try, but I didn't get your the 1097 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,680 Speaker 2: hot fire political content that you wanted. 1098 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,160 Speaker 1: It really sums up in her job, doesn't it. 1099 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,600 Speaker 7: You people. I even got my wife Amanda. I was like, oh, 1100 00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:45,600 Speaker 7: maybe it's been a coming from a female. I was like, 1101 00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:46,680 Speaker 7: can you go up and ask. 1102 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,239 Speaker 1: Some people. 1103 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,680 Speaker 3: You do it? You do my job for me. 1104 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,840 Speaker 2: And she was like, yeah, I'm getting the same response. 1105 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 5: It was nice. 1106 00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,960 Speaker 3: I appreciate the commitment.