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Speaker 1: From the Zidium Podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 1: Now produce a car when we welcome to the little

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Speaker 1: bit of pod. I love having you here.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: You experienced a bit of a cheddy kathy recently and

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Speaker 1: an odd place.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so, p s at all our lovely woman female listeners.

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Speaker 3: People with vagina's celebrate get those who celebrate vaginas as well.

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Speaker 1: I celebrate vaginas. Yeah, I know you do.

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Speaker 2: Sorry everybody. I almost feel like we should.

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Speaker 3: Well, pa all of those lovely listeners give a smear

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Speaker 3: and don't be like me and get the reminder text

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Speaker 3: on your birthday and go I'm not dealing with that

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Speaker 3: today and then forget for another.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I do this with the dentist.

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Speaker 3: But you know my you know my details. Don't take

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Speaker 3: me in my head.

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Speaker 2: You can't get a smear at the I'm like, I'm here,

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Speaker 2: you know the high genius because my one does really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah really, and they go one one, one in one

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Speaker 1: or the other, get it done all at the same time.

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Speaker 2: They just used the same thing to hold my mouth, openess.

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Speaker 1: To hold my.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So I was doing my dougility whatever the guys,

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Speaker 3: I'm tired. I was doing that and I got my spear.

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Speaker 3: And the nurse specialist, that's what she's called, nurse specialists,

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Speaker 3: not just a nurse. She was down there and just she.

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Speaker 2: Was downtown taking the spear, downtown.

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Speaker 1: Taking a swab and swiveling around and round and.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, she was downtown and she just goes into this

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Speaker 3: whole conversation about motorways and the entire time she was

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Speaker 3: down there, start to end motorway chat.

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Speaker 2: Wait, how long? How long does one take?

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Speaker 3: It depends I guess on how yep, okay, yeah, how

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Speaker 3: long it takes to get in and out and all that?

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Speaker 3: But mine wasn't that long. But like the moment that

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Speaker 3: I lay down on the bed to the moment I

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Speaker 3: left the building, essentially, she was talking to me about

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Speaker 3: motor always was what was her hot take on motorways

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Speaker 3: that she couldn't hold in. So my doctor is, we're

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Speaker 3: in a suburb I used to live in, and very

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Speaker 3: far away from my house now, and so she was like,

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Speaker 3: you don't live around here, And I was like, no,

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Speaker 3: sh do you work around here? No? I used to

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Speaker 3: live here. It can't be bothered moving Auckland doctors is just.

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Speaker 2: It's so hard to get on.

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Speaker 3: So she was like, oh, do you take the I

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Speaker 3: don't know what one is a Northwest motorway and I

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Speaker 3: was like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's the number one baby.

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Speaker 2: Do you think she was just trying to make chat

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Speaker 2: because it's awkward being but then like if you did

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Speaker 2: that every day, you'd probably just do it in silent, like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: what do you find that they.

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Speaker 1: Talk to you?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know me, I've got so many gun

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Speaker 1: logical gycological issues that she's almost my best friend at yeah,

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Speaker 1: doctor Turney. Maybe. Also there's a noise that happens during

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Speaker 1: a smear that I don't think you'd understand.

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Speaker 2: Flee.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a.

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Speaker 3: There's a the spiculum makes quite a noise, and then

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Speaker 3: there's a scraping noise.

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Speaker 2: There's the loop.

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Speaker 1: There's all sorts like.

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Speaker 2: When you're going up the roller coaster and.

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Speaker 3: Duck bill duck bills like this, yeh, trolley jack it

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Speaker 3: up and then and then the scrape.

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Speaker 1: There's a there's a scrape noise.

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Speaker 2: Kind of like when the nurse is about to give

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Speaker 2: me an injection or take blood and she can see

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Speaker 2: the look on my face. So she starts talking to

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Speaker 2: distract me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just like that.

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Speaker 3: So I think it was that, but it was just

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Speaker 3: like And then she was like, oh, I live in

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Speaker 3: this suburb, so I take this motorway and but I

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Speaker 3: much prefer this motorway but it's just swallower. And I

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Speaker 3: was like, I'm fine, right, I'm fine down there with

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Speaker 3: you down the air. I don't care. I'm fine with

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Speaker 3: the noises. I don't honestly, other be in silence. But

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Speaker 3: she was so love, do you feel do you do?

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Speaker 1: You do? Your doctors not do the di y one.

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Speaker 1: They do, but.

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Speaker 3: I'm on what did you say? A bad pathway?

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Speaker 2: Right path?

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Speaker 3: And I picked the wrong lay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so they do it.

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Speaker 3: Well. It's very it's.

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Speaker 1: Very, very good to get your smears because I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what. The sound of getting your cancer cells lasered off,

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Speaker 1: Now that's a sound. I'm here, Bernie, like you know,

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Speaker 1: your welding metal and the smell of cooked that was

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Speaker 1: a new one to experience. And to get your PEP

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Speaker 1: smears done. And if you if you are listening and

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Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, it sounds heroin, you can

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Speaker 1: do them yourself.

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Speaker 3: Now, yes, it is actually like fine to get done,

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Speaker 3: and it's better to get that done than the exact stand.

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Speaker 1: With smears, you know what we stand.

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Speaker 2: Our Yeah, I'm an ally, of course, of course, absolutely, yeah,

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Speaker 2: he gets smears and he's got a penis, and he's like,

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Speaker 2: I stand by my female friends.

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Speaker 1: He didn't me.

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Speaker 2: Rank it open rank open,