WEBVTT - "Woke-ism, Steady The Ship's Leg & Hypothetical Sprints" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.200 Live for the Export Beer Guns Studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:04.520 as always by Export Ultra the beer for Here. This 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:08.119 is the Agenda Podcast for Thursday, the tenth of October. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:13.320 The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.640 brought to you by Export Culture. 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:19.480 And this morning I have split custody of the former 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:20.279 Matt and Jury show. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.040 So you've you've just spent the last three hours with 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:23.439 my ex. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:25.079 I have spent the last three hours. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:28.440 How is he all the same problems that you remember 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:29.440 from the relationship? 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:31.800 Yeah, you can. You can take that the man out 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.000 of the relationship, but he'll just ness heat wherever you go. 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:35.400 That's where you that's where you are. 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:35.840 That's rain. 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:39.400 And he's always been abusive and he always will be that. 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:42.159 It's good that other people can now see that. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.240 I mean, now you guess lighted me right to the 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:45.400 relationship and now you can. 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:49.000 See you you messaged me before. So can we just 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:52.639 shuffle the podcast a little further forward? And I was like, oh, yeah, 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.920 but I've got a bloody gun to your shirt because 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:58.480 you you left and went upstairs, So yeah, I've got 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.440 a bloody gun fill in And I've been saying I said, 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.080 you said on the podcast set it today on the 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.399 on the show on Hodaki. I love that it was 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:09.000 billed as there's going to be a rotating cast of guests. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:10.480 First week's just man Lane. 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.720 That's always the way. It's always been the acc way. 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:16.240 We just circled jerk each other. 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:19.199 It's the first person you see walking through the office. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:26.560 I had visions of Polly and Grant in stables, the 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:28.680 who's who of New Zealand Radio Royalty. 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:31.880 But no, it's just men. Men go to the. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.600 Names you can trust from down the hall. And I 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.360 asked Stuart Glane, all the names you can trust. 0:01:36.160 --> 0:01:39.319 Names you can trust. How was your first week on 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:40.120 air at ZIB. 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.840 It feels like a lifetime. I can't remember anything else 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.080 and this is this is going to be my blow 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:47.480 off steam outlet the a c C. I. 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:48.240 I reached out to. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:49.760 G Lane as soon as I went up to ZIB 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.200 and one of the first texts I sent out was 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:56.760 I'm not leaving the a c C. GLA, don't think 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:57.440 I'm leaving the a c C. 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:58.560 I'm going to need it. I'm going to need it 0:01:58.560 --> 0:01:59.000 more than ever. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:02.120 Yeah, there was a concern for that nice what does 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:03.840 that mean he could still do the a sec Well. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.200 I did a bit of a chat last night a 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:09.280 delivery of the new acc Omanac book, me g Lane 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:15.200 and Dylan Cleaver did ye a play a play So 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:16.680 we read out parts of the book, because you know 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:18.720 how the book is an oral history with oh yeah, 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:21.040 you'll say something, I'll say something. So we found a 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:24.639 bit from twenty seventeen lines tour around when the Glane 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:29.280 fans run assault on Precinct thirteen, situation on us on 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.960 the backstage. Gulane fans are the worst, just Jy Laine Gulane, 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.079 And we did that and then and then he started 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:37.920 talking about their picture in the book where I stuck 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:41.160 a frozen banana rubbersass, and I was thinking, I'm going 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.880 to be running two separate lives here. I'm going to 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:45.080 be down here. Are we still sticking? I'm still going 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.239 to be sticking those frozen bananas and g Lane's ass. 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:48.160 And that's the ears. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:49.639 I might just put on a bit of deodor and 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.639 maybe have a shower and go up and yeah, it's 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.320 the Jeremy Wells approach to life. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:54.920 Yes it is. 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.919 You like two separate people, you like a split personality. 0:02:58.240 --> 0:03:02.160 It's hard to reconcile those two parts of Jeremy Welles 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:06.880 because when you go out in public with him, boomer 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:10.880 ladies are just drawn to him like moths to a flame. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:14.640 Oh boy, the boomer, the boomer, rural woman, the rural 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:15.320 boomer woman. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:17.760 You go into a Royal cafe with Gulane, I mean 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.520 with not Gelane, with Jeremy Wales and I with Gulane. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.520 No, no, he's not allowed in most of them. He's 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:22.919 been banned. 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:26.840 But going there with Jeremy Wales and it's like Beatlemania 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:27.919 for boomers. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:28.799 Boomer mania. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:30.840 It is that they come up and ask him for 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.880 photos and stuff like you are obviously not listening to 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.520 radio hardach Well. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:36.840 I actually read about this recently. 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:40.360 Me and another thing on the ACC men Dylan Cleaver 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.000 did a co substack between the Bounce and Matt Heath 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:47.000 got substack dot com, and I was just talking about 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.040 how he was asking me that very question, Hey you 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.520 do it, and I said, well. On our flight back 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:53.840 from christ Church the other day, when we were launching 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.720 the Black Class from a spar Paul at Hagley Oval. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.480 On the way back, Jerry ordered a coffee as vage 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:00.880 and so it was it out as verge and he 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:02.880 was giggling around the whole thing holding the verge up, 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:06.320 took a picture of himself with the coffee with the 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.560 little logo with a VEG written on it, you know, 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.120 much like you tried to do at. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.240 The Heineken factory six. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:15.920 Yeah, but he got away with it with the veradge, 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:17.400 and I was thinking, well, if he can do that, 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:19.479 if he can, if he can, he's not even hiding 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:23.360 play on his social media and his name. He fires 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:24.880 out a picture of him with the coffee that he's 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:27.640 ordered with the chor writing on it VEG. Yeah, so 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:28.400 you can. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.679 No one cares. No, you just keep going and plus 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.400 people no, you know, like the boomers, they were young, 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:34.240 and well, it's different. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.080 How you talk to your friends at the pub is different, 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:37.720 how you talk to your grandma. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:38.799 That's exactly it. Yeah. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.640 People ask me that sometimes about being on radio, and 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.560 they so, how do you stop yourself from swearing? 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.400 Because I swear a lot? 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.359 Yeah, And it's the same thing. It's like you just 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:50.960 you wouldn't swear in front of your grandparents. No, you 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:54.280 certainly wouldn't swear at your grandparents. So you know, everyone 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:56.800 has that ability to switch that thing off. Yeah, and 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.720 sometimes it abandons you. And that's happened to me. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.920 If you times on my broadcast and you're just you're 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.320 so confused, I think that that often happens on a 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:06.280 horrific thing over. 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:08.400 Oh my god, yes, yeah, where your where? 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.280 Your brain's not working, you don't really know where you are, 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:12.840 and then you suddenly will drop the C word on 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:14.120 a national broadcast. 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.479 What did you do something about fucking spuds or something? 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:22.320 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I call it the Irish spud fuckers. 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:23.200 But they are my people. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:26.240 So oh no, I dropped on on one of the commentaries, 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.080 which I've since found out is actually kosher because we've 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.560 got the adult button on. 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:33.680 But yeah, it was exactly the situation you were describing. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:37.240 Deathly hungover, had to come in and commentate a Warriors game, 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.680 afternoon game, and I was like, here comes Bunce, fall 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:42.680 into the fucking. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.640 And that's an unnecessary swear with that's you think fucking 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:51.599 is It was so lazy. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:57.080 It's just so hungover a piece of shit of me, mate, 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:59.160 because you could just do that with everyone. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:05.480 Yeah, he comes fucking and fucking Damien McKenzie par and 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:07.120 Aara fucking Damien McKenzie. 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:12.480 Yeah, fucking boots it hope it was. 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:16.800 That wouldn't be bad. Are we sure we're doing it right? 0:06:16.880 --> 0:06:18.960 Maybe we should be doing that? That is a good point. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:23.479 When can that's a fucking dry We need to sit 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:27.760 down with Sky next year before super ugly and right 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:28.960 where are we at? 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:32.120 Because the people that here that we swear already hate us. 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.240 The people that would hear that we're swearing, yeah, they've 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:36.200 already changed channels. 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:36.640 That's right. 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.760 Wow, I be surprised how many of them hang around excellently. Yeah, yeah, 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:42.120 but they want to change channels. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.400 That would certainly get them to change channels. Yeah, it 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:46.520 would help. It would help motivate them to go where 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:47.000 they need to be. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.560 And I would love for someone to accidentally stumble upon 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:52.320 us and think that we were Tony Johnson or Nisbo 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:53.560 and then we're like. 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:57.040 Oh, he's got a fucking try, he's fucking mister, did 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.599 you mercy Damian mckinn on the weekend. 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.080 But yeah, So what's been the biggest difference upstairs that 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:04.960 newstalks be? 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:07.040 What a long long long breaks? 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:12.000 Oh yes, so like long talking yeah, and. 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:14.760 Being accused of being woke, which is something I've never 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:15.800 really been acqued of before. 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:20.440 I've always been I've always been. I smoked meth and 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:20.880 I'm okay. 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:24.640 Yeah, So it's interesting to be woke now, it's all 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.680 I think. I think there's a certain person that just 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:30.720 accuses anyone that isn't actively killing someone with a knife 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:31.400 of being woke. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:34.960 If you're not actively racist or sexist, then you are woke. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.560 You haven't been racist in the last sentence, then then 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:38.200 you're in trouble. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:41.640 It's working has gone mad. Yeah, but long breaks and 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:42.320 it's fun though. 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:42.760 It's good. 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:44.800 I'll like it up there. It's good to be able 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.680 to talk about different stuff. Not that hidark you would 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.480 even stopped you, but just people. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:51.400 I mean, we had a huge chat about linen and 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:55.560 bed wear on the show yesterday, on the menton Tyler 0:07:55.600 --> 0:08:01.480 Afternoons on New Storb and sleepwear, sleepwear, and I couldn't 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.600 help but go to soiling them and as as we're 0:08:04.600 --> 0:08:07.120 as sheets trying to I haven't quite got the hood 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.160 account me, so I was like, wow, you wouldn't want 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.240 them after what me and the missis did last night? 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:14.080 You know that. Yeah, But apart from that. 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.080 People are quite well, because if you talked about that 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:18.480 bid weir for as long as we did on hodech pep. 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.040 Be like move on, fuck off. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.960 It's funny say that Jerry was talking about bids this 0:08:23.040 --> 0:08:25.960 morning as well. So this is the people telling me 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:29.920 to yeah quite quickly. It's the a sec hive mind 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.120 between all of us. We've got one brain, yeah, and 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:33.640 each of us gets a turn to use it. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.320 I know, sometimes I think I'm speaking when you're speaking. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:40.840 Yeah, it's monologue. Sometimes Gelane is speaking while I'm speaking. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.199 He will why don't even talk over you, but too 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.280 he will mouth what you're saying is you're saying it. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.400 That can be quite off putting. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.440 I wanted to run a what I think is quite 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:56.120 a zbe style topic passed you this morning as well. 0:08:56.760 --> 0:09:00.319 Australia have waived diplomatic community for a man used of 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.439 an early morning assault in the Wellington CBD. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.679 Have you seen the video emer. 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.080 I mean, I don't know if you're allowed to say this, 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:12.040 but he comes across as the biggest a hole about. 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:15.600 So he he First of all, he's in a fronkr 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.880 at three am after an All Blacks game against the Wallabies. 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.720 He is the partner of an Australian politician. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.760 Right, she's just scratching a head game, dude. Yeah. 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:28.680 And in the video he is yelling I have diplomatic immunity, 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:29.000 I know. 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:34.240 Is that worse than do you know who I am? Yes? 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:37.200 Because I saw once saw a quite a famous New 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:40.000 Zealander and he was trying to get into the backstage 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:44.199 at Laneway and he said to the scurity guards you 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.360 know who I am? And he goes, yes, I do. 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:48.600 And that's not going to fucking help you. In fact, 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:50.960 I'm less likely to let you in. Fuck off. 0:09:51.240 --> 0:09:53.719 Oh my god, I can't imagine. Yeah, but can you 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:54.760 mention even pulling it? 0:09:55.160 --> 0:10:00.440 Noll? Who would you have to think you were? Who 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:04.199 has the card to the city? Yeah, well I've never 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:09.360 seen Leehart say that, but he has that. I've never 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.040 seen him pay for a ticket to anything of this, 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.040 because he just walks up to the front door and people. 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.000 Like heart and then they let him in. 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:20.080 I was trying to get into the Emerson's bar and 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:23.439 Dunedin with you were there with me, Yeah, with you. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:24.640 This is right? 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.960 Yeah, And I tried to pull the do you know 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.320 who he is? About Karen Reid and they were like, yeah, 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.520 he can come in, but he wouldn't go. And he's 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.240 such a good guy. He wouldn't go in fire regulations 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:38.840 and this he took us about five of us plus 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.320 some hangers on that were like that would just attached 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.640 us like a like a attached the trailer to us, 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.800 like one hundred meters before. He was such a good guy, 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.040 as like off, everyone can't get. It was absolutely freezing 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.680 and pissing down in a massive queue out of the door. Yeah, 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:58.079 and Rita was just like, well when everyone can get 0:10:58.080 --> 0:10:58.800 and I'm going. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:02.840 The poor bouncer was like, I can't. My boss can't 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:04.680 find out tomorrow that I didn't leave here and read 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:08.640 and to the pub. But then it was like once 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:11.280 he had done that, it was like drafting sheep. And 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.120 as soon as he'd shifted the gate that way, our 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:18.240 whole mob tried to get in. The we did eventually. 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.560 It was while out there five of us, three randoms. 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:25.520 Yeah, and I text the boss uh Emercens about it 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:25.880 as well. 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:31.640 I mean we wouldn't export ultra. Yes, that's right, the 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:37.439 export ultra. Yeah, what are we talking about? Crazy? We 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.280 were talking about the diplomatic community guy trying to get 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:43.800 in there also yelled a pretty hearty homophobic slur before 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:47.520 loudly claiming he has diplomatic community in the Australian government. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:52.360 Was like, do you do you because it turns out 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.200 we can wave that very easily, Like we're not going 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.720 to battle for you. You know, we're dumping so many 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.800 five O ones on these guys. Yeah, we're going to 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:03.320 pick our fo Yeah we don't. We don't want to. 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:05.240 We want to just keep dumping our five O ones. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.480 We're not going to battle with you, No, we're not. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:08.959 We're not gonna We're not going to die on the 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:13.559 hell of some drunk guy at three am yelling homophobicsas 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:16.760 because that's not what diplomatic immunity was invented for us. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:19.120 Trying to figure out what I guess it's to stop 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.840 like two countries. So say we had a tense negotiation 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.560 with Australian, we didn't get along with each other, we 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.560 sent one of our politicians over there and they bloody 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:29.319 kidnap him. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.520 Yeah it's it's that kind of thing, yeah, or they 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.240 accused him of And also it's like Julian Assange being 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:38.360 at the Ecuador and Embassy embassy for so long because 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:41.840 the laws of Ecuador rule on the floor of this 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.400 of the embassy, and. 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:49.040 It's to stop international tensions, right, yeah, to stop a war, yeah, 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:52.439 from us accusing one of your politicians of doing something 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:52.840 they didn't. 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:56.320 I read this really annoying thing where none of the 0:12:56.559 --> 0:13:00.920 U n or the diplomatic diplomats and New York pay 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:01.680 their parking tickets. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:02.440 And it's a huge issue. 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.120 And they don't do it in London either, and they 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:09.640 were listening how many like the American embassy, ohs millions 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:12.200 and millions and millions of dollars London parking fines because 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.120 they just park anywhere beause they've got diplomatic community. They're 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:15.959 not going to pay it, and they do it, and 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:17.920 vice versa. 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:20.160 In New York. The only country in the world that's 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.719 paying its parking fines is New Zealand. We're at the. 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.280 Front of the class, putting a hand up and go 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.520 we'll pay those yeah. And it's like no one cares. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:28.800 You know, you can't run up enough parking things, but 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.160 we have to be the best in class, up the front, 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.199 left cross we pay our parking fines. It's like, nah, 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:35.080 let them burn. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:36.040 Yeah. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.280 But well, I also feel like that's a that's a 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.920 real stretch of the use of diplomatic communities. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:43.600 Like, wow, that's not what we meant. 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:45.400 What do it mean you can park in a handicapped 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:47.600 spot everywhear go public urination. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:48.880 Yeah, exactly. 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.520 So I love that he's I love that he yelled 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.640 I have diplomatic community. I love that they then waved it. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:59.040 So now he's going to face court. It'll be a 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.120 slap on the rest, but it's it's more humiliation that 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:05.240 it's huge and terrible for us part. All right, let's 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:06.800 take a quick break. We'll come back and talk about 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.680 of sport. Just before we talk a little bit of 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.520 sport here if you haven't heard already in one of 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.720 the great alternative commentary collective owned goals of all time, 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:20.920 we're selling ute that ninety eight Ford falcon ute. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:24.560 It's such a bummer. I know what's beautiful. It was 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:28.600 my idea as well. That's Auto Trader were like, we 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:30.840 need to tell I mean, you're the main driver, right, go, 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:32.760 I know this is what I mean. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.880 Auto Trader came to us, how dumb are you? 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.200 We need to help Kiwis because that show how dumb 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.120 are you or how dedicated to the cause. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.560 Are you well this is I think it shows where 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:42.520 my brain's at. Yeah. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:44.600 On brand first, I'm going to look at it as dumb, 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:49.160 but other people could look at it as dedicated, selfless, selfless, well, 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.840 the most reckless part of it. And just to get 0:14:51.840 --> 0:14:53.520 it out of the way, we're selling it on Auto Trader. 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:56.760 It'll be on it'll be up for auction in November, 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:00.600 and I'm probably I've probably put myself in the situation 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:04.040 where I'm going to have to buy it back because 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.120 I can't part with it, particularly now that it's been 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:11.040 done up. It's been painted, it's been it's the seat's 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.480 been done, the interior has all been redone. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.320 The tray still smells like Sultan vinegar. I don't know why, 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:18.080 but it does. 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:22.800 If you get into a bidding war with Mini Stewart, 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.720 do the right thing and let him have it. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.080 Pull out because I'll eat because he deserves it. I'll 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:32.640 drive us both into financial ruin in order to get this. 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:36.680 He's not going to stop that Sporting News that worries 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:38.840 me this morning, I'm sure it worries you as well. 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.040 Kane Williamson is under an injury cloud, some sort of 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.600 groin slash hamstring situation. 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:48.120 Other black Caps fucked without Kane Williamson. Are they fucked 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.280 with Kane Williamson in India? You know? 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.080 I mean so it's a good point. We already thought 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:55.120 they were fucked with him. Now now there's all kinds 0:15:55.200 --> 0:16:00.360 of trouble. And that's what I've got. Solaces. Don't care 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.040 what the black Caps do overseas. Like when we won 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:06.000 the World Test Championship, that was it. I've got fulled 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.640 my boots on New Zealand overseas and yet it's a 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:12.360 World Cup. I don't care and there's no chance we 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.680 get to the World Test Championship. And I think most 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.760 countries like that. India doesn't care if they come down 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.400 here and get smashed by US. Cricket doesn't travel, It 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:24.000 does not travel. Nah, it's interesting. Teams have to travel 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.320 to give some entertainment and for cricket to exist. Yes, 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.520 but it's a home series that is all you care about, 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:31.720 and you get served up as fodder for the home team. 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:33.600 Yeah, it's a large part of it, as the time 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.360 zone thing, because I think that's why no one really 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.960 cared when South Africa left Super Rugby, because I don't 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:40.840 I'm lootting up at three am to watch. 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:43.240 They were just some names we read out. 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:45.160 I don't know where any of those teams were from, 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.440 where the storm was from. I think it's Cape Town. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:52.880 I think I don't know that. Yeah, we're never kid bulls. Yeah, Pretoria, 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:54.320 but I could not if you gave me a map 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.280 of out South Africa, I could not pour into Pretoria. 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.680 So it's the same thing. You're right. 0:16:58.720 --> 0:17:02.960 And also just how rigged it is in India. And 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:06.600 I don't mean the gameplay, I mean the conditions, the setup. 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:11.080 There'll be people chanting and parading outside our hotel all night, 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.440 probably probably be a fire drill or two, yeah, in 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.360 the in the hotel. 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:15.440 So that's a good point. 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:19.399 So let's get Cain Williamson healthy for playing back here 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:19.920 in New Zealand. 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:22.640 What I am worried more importantly for his lucrative. 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.399 What I am worried about is this is how every 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:32.600 athlete's career ends. Yes, it's an a c l, then 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.760 it's a shoulder or an elbow, then it's a groin, 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:38.200 then it's a hamstring in the end, they just they just. 0:17:38.119 --> 0:17:40.120 Can't be bothered because it's because they're spending so much 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:42.920 time rehabilitating and then they just go, you know what, 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:44.280 got a bit of money in the bank. 0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:48.080 And it's mileage for Kane because famously he takes more 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.840 throwdowns than anyone. It's all he does. It's how he 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:53.399 became so good. As he spends more time in the nets, 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:55.240 he's faced more balls than anyone. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:56.960 And at a certain. 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:58.200