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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleasborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to a little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 1: I was catching up with a friend over these summer

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Speaker 1: break and popped into a dairy. I think I was

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Speaker 1: buying some eclipsements keep my breath fresh.

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Speaker 2: Those. There's trouble is you can't just have one. Then

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Speaker 2: you have to have the whole ten and then you shot.

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Speaker 2: That happened to my niece over summer. I shouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: You remember that laxid of effect, the lax of effect

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Speaker 2: of a whole tin of chewing gum or anything sugar

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Speaker 2: free that's got that kind of shedn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, is that what it's called? Some sweet?

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Speaker 1: The toll and to.

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Speaker 2: All those natural substances, supernatural, really good for the heart.

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Speaker 2: You right for the heart melt from plants.

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Speaker 1: I think you milk direct from the stems of plants.

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Speaker 1: So I went into this deery to buy these eclipse

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Speaker 1: mans form of breath.

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Speaker 2: And blue ones are the green one like blue.

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Speaker 1: I used to be green, but and I'm mannda, wow,

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Speaker 1: I'm intense blue, which is peppermint, not spearmant, spearmant sweet.

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Speaker 1: So I go in there, and there's this one lady

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Speaker 1: on her own in the shop and she's listening to

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Speaker 1: something okay, and I recognized the voice and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I think I've listened to this podcast. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: Ola demanded no no, no, no, no no, and I

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Speaker 1: realized it was an audio book. And I listened to

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Speaker 1: an audio book that this narrator had narrated, and I

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Speaker 1: recognized your voice, and I was like, what what audio

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Speaker 1: book was that? And it was called Never Lie. That

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Speaker 1: was the book because I caught a sentence where this

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Speaker 1: woman the narrator was saying a character's name, and I

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Speaker 1: ended up gurgling it because this was the horniest ship

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Speaker 1: I had ever heard.

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Speaker 2: She was listening in the dairy, and I don't.

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Speaker 1: Mean listening like quietly, or she had an AirPod in

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Speaker 1: like listening like it was the damn radio. Like this

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Speaker 1: thing was cranking. He moved his hands a PREsponse and

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Speaker 1: grabbed her by the breast. She sighed heavily.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I just want this bluetop milk, and yeah,

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Speaker 2: I just I.

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Speaker 1: It was a mince beard and I just love that.

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Speaker 1: At no point did she think about turning it down

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Speaker 1: or pausing it, and.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like, do you think because she's been maybe

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Speaker 2: so into the audio smart world for so long, she's

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Speaker 2: become desensitized.

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Speaker 1: Sensitized to the level of horn that was blasting through

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Speaker 1: this deery. And the worst part was I was just

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Speaker 1: like listening to it as he grasped her around the

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Speaker 1: waist and paying for this thing. My fucking card declines

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Speaker 1: getting these mints. So now I'm here for a lot,

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Speaker 1: and I've got to kind of talk over it.

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Speaker 2: Are you okay you need to borrow some money, because she.

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Speaker 1: Said to transfers okay, But I was like, I was

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Speaker 1: stuck in this kind of smut thing and I could

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Speaker 1: feel it ramping up to some I'm going to say

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Speaker 1: it P and V.

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Speaker 2: Oh wowration, righttration in the dey.

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Speaker 1: I gonna get out of the story before this penetration happened.

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Speaker 2: You'd never want penetration in the diary.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want to be interrupting her penetration. She's

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Speaker 1: been looking forward to it. I listened to these audio books.

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Speaker 1: We always look forward to the P and V.

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Speaker 2: Was it a quiet dairy?

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Speaker 1: It was a smaller deary, right, Okay, Maybe she.

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Speaker 2: Didn't want to work, and then it'll get round that

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Speaker 2: this woman's listening to Smart and no one's going to

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Speaker 2: come into the dairy, and then she's just going to

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Speaker 2: have hours of Smart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well, you know, customer before the P inserted

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Speaker 1: itself into the B and all power to it