1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's it's a little bit of pod. 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:08,879 Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod. 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: I was leaving this rehearsal space that I use in town. 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 2: How's the comedy show coming along? 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: Pretty good? Actually? 7 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 2: Oh good? 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,119 Speaker 1: Okay, the comedy floweth from me right now. 9 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,040 Speaker 2: Because I just find it so weird. You go into 10 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,639 Speaker 2: a big room and just talk to yourself and record 11 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 2: it all. 12 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: Really is a terrible way to write comedy. But I've 13 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: just sort of stuck in my ways. 14 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:30,319 Speaker 2: Now. 15 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: There's much better ways to do it. 16 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 2: How do people normally do it? Just write notes? 17 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: Oh? I mean I write notes and stuff, but you 18 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,959 Speaker 1: jam with others, you know, get the idea, you know, but. 19 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 2: Then they steal your material. 20 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. 21 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 2: I can't be heaving it, absolutely not. 22 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: No, I'm under lock and K until opening night. 23 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then that's that. 24 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,280 Speaker 1: So I was leaving this rehearsal space and I was 25 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: heading back in to where my car was parked, which 26 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: was under Altier Square. If you know Aukland, it's you know, 27 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: got this huge car park under the air. But the 28 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 1: square is a lovely little hang space, no trap, you know, 29 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: it's a it's a pedestrian area, and thus there are ballards, 30 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,160 Speaker 1: you know from the driveways. Yeah, the multiple roads that 31 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: sort of lead into the square. 32 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 2: Are they the ones that are electronic or they go 33 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 2: up and down? Yeah, like fat round e. Yes, they 34 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 2: have the lights on the top of them. Of course, 35 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 2: you always wanted to stood on stand on one of 36 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 2: those as it goes up. 37 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 1: Didn't you. Oh no, all he did. Remember we were 38 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: having bricky that time and one was going up. I 39 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: think Orgie stood on it. Yeah, and it put them up. 40 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 2: But some of them have got like if they had something, 41 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 2: they stop. Yeah, in case the cars parked over when 42 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 2: it goes up, because that would be pretty rare, brilliant 43 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 2: YouTube videos of cars in Europe coming asunder on a ballard, 44 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 2: on a big ballard. 45 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: So I was at one of the entrances where the 46 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: ballard was and there was a ute parked there, and 47 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: the ute was obviously servicing. There's a big town hall 48 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: there and there's all sorts of you know, bring things 49 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: in and take things out and that kind of shit. 50 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: And the ute was parked there and the guy said, oh, 51 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: you're going to bring bring the ute forward so we 52 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: can you know, load the shit up. And so the 53 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: guy is there and he's parked behind the bollards and 54 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 1: he gets in his car and he just like flows 55 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: it straight into the ballard, into the ballard. I'm watching 56 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: to hear this almighty crunch flows it into the ballard. 57 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 2: Wait, he knew it was there. 58 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 1: It was there the whole time. And then he flows 59 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: at ballf like this and he's hear this, ha fuck 60 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 1: it and he gets out old mate, like proper old mate, 61 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: like kind of farmer vibes. The utes are quite old. 62 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 2: He's coming to the city and hates every second of it. 63 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: I don't know what he's dropping off to the town hall. 64 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: He's ah, fuck it, and he looks at the damage 65 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: and the bumpers all crunched in and I'm just standing 66 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 1: there having a little lukie poo. And he stares at 67 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: the guy, the security guy by the stage door, and 68 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,839 Speaker 1: he's like, I fucking thought they would have gone down 69 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: the expecting a quick retreat, make a quick retreat, should 70 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: or something like this. 71 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 2: He drove in quite fast. I don't just pop down 72 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 2: fist sort of drop out of the way. 73 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: So he does that, and then I was like, having 74 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: a good larm chuckle to myself, and then I hear 75 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: another fump fump, and I took because I've passed. I'm 76 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 1: sort of like, well, he's even a bad enough to 77 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: to stand here and watch it. And then I turn 78 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,399 Speaker 1: around and look and he's just like punching his ute 79 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,959 Speaker 1: and like cursing. He's so fucked off. Oh god, he 80 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,679 Speaker 1: was like bloody fucking. 81 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 2: I was like punching, having a bad day. 82 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: Dad was having a fucking rotten day. But how old 83 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 1: are we talking? Like white here, like latest, latest sixties, 84 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 1: early seventies. He shouldn't be punching cards. He was swam 85 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: in this thing. Good god, yeah, I know. I mean, 86 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: you've got to wait for the baller to go down.