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Speaker 2: A fellows, Hello, Dilly is here by the way, just

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Speaker 2: for all the listeners. Thought we'd do our first ever

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Speaker 2: partty with old Big Dilly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Big Dilly, how are you going? Big Dilly A right.

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Speaker 3: To be here, guys, long time listener, first time podcast contributor,

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Speaker 3: how are I'm a.

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Speaker 1: Little bit annoyed actually because I've got a glass half

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Speaker 1: a glass of water on the desk here and this

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Speaker 1: I do this all the time, fellows, and it's like,

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Speaker 1: is that my one?

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Speaker 2: Probably you probably left it in here?

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Speaker 1: Keazy?

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Speaker 2: No, I walked to the last night. You did not

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Speaker 2: leave a glass of water every fucking night. Man, It's not.

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Speaker 3: You didn't leave a glass of water in here last

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Speaker 3: night because you knocked it over and spilt it on

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Speaker 3: the countertop.

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Speaker 2: Did you clean it up?

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Speaker 1: Jas? I did with my with my sheet run down

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Speaker 1: and only enough. I did that while I was talking

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Speaker 1: about that dude that splattered his eggs everywhere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did the brick? You guys come in and complain.

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Speaker 3: Yes they does yep, And I was like, why is

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Speaker 3: my keyboard just got a whole puddle of water underneath it?

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Speaker 2: I was the one person the one time Ja just

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Speaker 2: takes his glass, he leaves the contents of his glass

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Speaker 2: and easy.

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Speaker 1: If this is how it going to be today, we're

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Speaker 1: going to end up in festy.

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Speaker 2: Cap no, no, But.

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Speaker 1: I have this. I have this one thing that I

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Speaker 1: you know, because you get was that meningja cockle not

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Speaker 1: meningja cockle, meningitis if you share a glass.

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Speaker 2: My cousin died of that.

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Speaker 1: And seriously, it's always stuck in my head. And so

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Speaker 1: it's like my one paranoia. Like if I'm on set

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Speaker 1: or something and I'll have a drink and I'll put

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Speaker 1: it down, then I go, ah, do you want hang

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Speaker 1: it hand? But is that my drink?

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Speaker 2: Do you want us to get you a special hoodij glass?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Probably, because that'd be a good way to do it,

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Speaker 2: or start drinking out of a really stupid glass that

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Speaker 2: no one else is going to use.

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Speaker 1: Good idea, Kesy, But this is a.

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Speaker 2: Big dilly spish on the old podcast here because a

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Speaker 2: lot of people would have listened, you know, or like

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Speaker 2: seen or heard the name Big Dilli reference, but they

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Speaker 2: don't know the guy Deli is a deep dive into

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Speaker 2: Big Yeah, so you grew up when you grow up Tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: I'm from Tim Yeah, right, beautiful spot. It's a great spot.

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Speaker 1: So you've done welding?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the good ones get out? Yes, yeah, Well that's

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Speaker 2: interesting because Biggs from ash Manai's from why mad or

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Speaker 2: Why or why Maddie as they call it. I'm from Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I'm from but like those small south out Island towns, Yes,

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Speaker 2: very hard to get out of the.

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Speaker 3: Well and South Canterbury and then Ashburn's on the cusp

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Speaker 3: of they could probably fuck.

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Speaker 2: Ashburton sucks and it does. Yeah, I forget on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: And they all kind they all kind of have sex

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Speaker 2: Do they trash bit And is it you can't say

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Speaker 2: you're telling me that Timrouw doesn't have the same weird.

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Speaker 3: We're allowed to punch down right and very really, you know,

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Speaker 3: it's not often that you get that Tomorrow gets to

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Speaker 3: make fun of her place because Tim also sucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, that's the funny thing about Timmaru. I didn't

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Speaker 2: realize is Meniah and his partner Jiss, who hang out

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Speaker 2: with quite a lot that were saying when they needed

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Speaker 2: to go to the town or the big city, they'd

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Speaker 2: go to Timorrow. Who's the big city? Yeah, because why man,

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Speaker 2: it is such a small shithole.

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Speaker 1: Did you first sort of come to Auckland and go wow, wow,

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Speaker 2: Well, Dilly was an Aussie for a long I was.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, in all honesty, I did live in Australia before

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Speaker 3: I moved to Auckland. So just Brizzy did the Gold

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Speaker 1: Yeah, moved to Queensland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I do

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Speaker 1: not that. I don't have anything against that, you know.

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Speaker 3: I tepically it used to be a lot stronger.

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Speaker 1: I can confirm that talking to my daughter who's now

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Speaker 1: good Dad, because she used to talk.

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Speaker 2: She used to talk just like you, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She had my kind of dulcet tones with a really beautiful,

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Speaker 2: And now it is a fucking gross accent Aussie. By

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Speaker 2: the way, me dissing those shithole towns in the South,

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Speaker 2: I actually love them.

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Speaker 1: But you know, come on, if you're going to diss

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Speaker 2: Like I mean, I'm dissing them in a way like

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Speaker 2: you know, like Hamilton's ship, you know, but an actual fact.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind Hamilton, but you just say that North sucks,

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Speaker 1: For me, PALMEI North is a shedthole. Now I don't

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Speaker 1: want to I don't want to offend the people of

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Speaker 1: Palm I love the people of Parmeston North.

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Speaker 2: Really what do you like about them?

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Speaker 1: But it's like when I first when I first went

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Speaker 1: And to be fair, I think I've been there twice

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Speaker 2: You know, when you say pick up a city, what

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Speaker 2: I'm picturing is you've pulled a plant out from the

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Speaker 2: shaken all the dude off, all the good stuff is gone,

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Speaker 2: what Because Parmison North isn't a big city. No, it's

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Speaker 3: It's just sort of there. It is when you're traveling

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Speaker 1: It's just the sort of place. It's the sort of

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Speaker 2: Isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing how it survived.

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Speaker 2: What do you think?

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Speaker 3: They just doesn't The face doesn't have a purpose being there,

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Speaker 1: Well just who goes to Parmeerston North? Who goes there? No?

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Speaker 1: Not me? And I mean I'm sure the people have

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Speaker 2: That's all that matters, man, you know what? And so

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Speaker 2: have they and joyed that.

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Speaker 1: That's the Who am I? Who am I? I said

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Speaker 1: the front key? Can you just kill what your sharker?

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Speaker 1: Who am I? To desk Parmeson North. I apologize, yeah

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Speaker 1: for dissing Parmeson North. It's a great city.

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Speaker 2: And what about all those South islandtowns you went in

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Speaker 2: on before?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I know they're terrible.

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Speaker 2: That ship The Warchy Big Show week days from four

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Speaker 2: on Radio Hiarchy The Wcky Big Show Podcast. Were you

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Speaker 2: a car salesman, Dilly?

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 3: I was a car salesman for Holden over there for

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Speaker 3: a couple wow. So I was working there as Holden

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Speaker 3: basically disappeared into nothingness because sales. No, No, it was

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Speaker 3: just because of the production in Australian economy.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Actually, so I said to myself that as soon as

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Speaker 3: Holden has gone and done, then I'm gonna move on

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Speaker 1: Thank god I did.

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Speaker 2: Castle sucks, Yeah, I can image. And so you would

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Speaker 2: have been selling not the cool holdings, not is commodores

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Speaker 3: I was a used car salesman for whole tidens did

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Speaker 3: get to sell the cool stuff.

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Speaker 2: So everyone come in.

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Speaker 1: And be like, oh, you're not selling yeah, and I'm like.

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Speaker 3: Well actually I've got heaps out back and they're like

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Speaker 3: oh okay, yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: So it's interesting because my wife and I were walking

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Speaker 1: to through K Road past the mobile and they've got

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Speaker 1: all those really flash car prestige. It's like Cadlegg dealership.

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Speaker 1: There's about three or four in a row of just

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Speaker 1: I wonder how many of these if you were selling

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Speaker 1: what the commission would be? Say, it was like as

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Speaker 1: a ninety thousand dollar car.

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Speaker 2: No more than that, about five hundred thousand dollars Clarens

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Speaker 2: and stuff and that.

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Speaker 1: And it's like, what how many would you sell and

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Speaker 1: how much would be your commission? Do you know what's.

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Speaker 2: Interesting is I was chating to a mate who sells

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Speaker 2: an type of vehicle which ever since the anti money

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Speaker 2: laundering stuff came in in like twenty twenty two, or

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Speaker 2: maybe it was earlier than that, which there was a

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Speaker 2: big crackdown on anti money laudering, Like there's sales of

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Speaker 2: vehicles halved straight away. Wow, because that's that's like people

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Speaker 2: are laundering with those big cars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean I find it offensive that someone

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Speaker 2: But what if they've got that money?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but even then I go, what what are you doing? What?

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Speaker 1: What if they are you doing?

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Speaker 2: But what if they've or like they've got so much money,

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Speaker 2: and it's just like, look, I've given heaps to charity,

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Speaker 2: I've got a big house, I've got a holiday house.

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Speaker 1: I might just buy one of the then give it.

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Speaker 1: Go down Queen Street and give it to the homeless.

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Speaker 1: Go over to the Bloody York and City Mission keys E, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and give them a million dollars.

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Speaker 2: One hundred percent. Actually, And I agree with you much.

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Speaker 1: But I do find that sort of stuff fascinating because

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Speaker 1: I go, God, I wonder how many any of those

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Speaker 1: bastards they because they are like Casy were saying, really

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Speaker 1: fucking flash cars.

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Speaker 3: I did used to work for a flash car dealership

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Speaker 3: down in Chrish it's my name names but you know,

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Speaker 3: you know, no.

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Speaker 2: There's more than one action.

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Speaker 1: Is it on a corner?

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Speaker 2: No, it's a big corner.

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Speaker 3: Everyone gets it wrong. Okay, it's not that one. Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's very similar to that one. You'd be surprised at

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Speaker 3: how much product they move. I mean, I was working

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Speaker 3: down there. It was post earthquakes, so a lot of

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Speaker 3: people were suffering, but there's a lot of businesses made

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Speaker 3: a lot of money during earthquakes. Yes, a lot of

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Speaker 2: And also what's the commission on some of the used

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Speaker 2: car what's your commission? My commission?

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Speaker 3: Back in the day, it would start at one hundred

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Speaker 3: fifteen in a month, and as soon as I hit that,

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Speaker 3: and if you get like paying protection windows, and then

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Speaker 2: And that's that's on top of your gallery, on top

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Speaker 2: of the salary, which is it wasn't it wasn't live.

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Speaker 2: We called it a showing up to work fee. I

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Speaker 2: did have wish name, I can't quite remember it.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, you net. It was shit.

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Speaker 3: It was awful even by Australian standards.

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Speaker 2: So you sit, you're on the salary, which is enough

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Speaker 2: to get you by, it's enough to live on, and

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Speaker 2: then you sell a car, you get one hundred bucks

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Speaker 2: to begin with. And then if you upsell them, do

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Speaker 2: you want us to tint it or whatever you should do?

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Speaker 2: You want to finance it? You get and then so

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Speaker 2: you could make maybe like what five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets up, It gets up there a lot,

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Speaker 3: like the percentages of just a changes so often. And

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Speaker 3: that's one a day, which is quite a bit, then

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Speaker 3: you will get a cut of the profits overall. So

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Speaker 3: I think it was like ten percent of the money

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Speaker 2: That I would hate a job. And there's so many

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Speaker 2: people listening to this right now who'd be in the situation.

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Speaker 2: I'm just glad I'm not where I had to sell

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Speaker 2: or like do something in order to get I fucking

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Speaker 2: love being on a salary like.

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Speaker 1: I had that with Greenpeace, Green Pit.

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Speaker 2: But even you, Jay's back in today where you had

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Speaker 2: to go and get an acting job to get paid

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Speaker 2: if you had to, you know what I mean, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: keep them firing. Well, you have to be well.

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Speaker 1: With green Peace going door to door, that was a

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Speaker 1: shitter and you'd get the subscription was twenty bucks to

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Speaker 1: join up, and we got seven bucks of that, which

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Speaker 1: then you'd have to try and you get ten or

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Speaker 1: fifteen subscriptions every day to make it worth your while.

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Speaker 2: And to get fifteen that's asking two hundred people.

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Speaker 3: And here is a numbers game you work out if

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Speaker 3: I talked to this many people, how many of those

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Speaker 3: do I sell to? I think it's like my rate

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Speaker 3: name was like one of four, so you'd have to

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Speaker 3: talk to four complete randoms and get turned down and

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Speaker 3: one of them would be a sale.

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Speaker 1: My hir rate was one and two, I think.

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Speaker 2: But bullshit.

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Speaker 1: I do not believe that I was a pretty good salesman.

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Speaker 2: I would have loved to, like just go back in

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Speaker 2: time and walk past you was you were working.

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Speaker 1: For green Peace with my ponytail.

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Speaker 2: The only story about you and Greenpeace I know is

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Speaker 2: that you were inside that guy's house and got steam.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I did, and then he kicked me out because

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Speaker 1: he would I wouldn't fuck off.

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Speaker 2: Did you get the sale?

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Speaker 1: No? I don't think I did it. But I drank

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Speaker 1: about six or seven beersies and then He was like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think you should go now with it. Yeah, totally,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Tilly, Hey, no, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Guys. My daughter's just mocking my insta post.

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Speaker 2: Why because you did a post about the food you

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Speaker 2: had today.

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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. It's such a dead thing to enjoy

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Speaker 1: it is? Is it? What is?

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Speaker 2: What's wrong with it?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 2: So I am a.

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Speaker 1: Dead Okay, good idea, KESI.

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Speaker 2: Hey listen to the Big Show four to seven weekdays

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Speaker 2: radio heard Uki