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Speaker 1: The Big Show with Night and Day. Every Tuesday in

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Speaker 1: June you can enjoy a barista made coffee for just

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Speaker 1: two dollars.

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Speaker 2: It's Radio Hodike Day and Lou number two, raising a

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Speaker 2: witness for Bell Cancer, New Zealand's second highest course of

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Speaker 2: cancer death. To make a three dollar donation, just text

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Speaker 2: Lou to three seven seven nine or head too Dayanlu

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Speaker 2: dot co don Inzen to donate more.

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Speaker 3: I'll get a your mad Barstard's great to have your

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Speaker 3: company this Wednesday afternoon, the twenty sixth of June twenty

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Speaker 3: twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the

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Speaker 3: Big Show brought to you by Night.

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Speaker 4: Ah Yes Dayan Lou too.

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Speaker 3: If you are anywhere in the Auckland CBD, come on

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Speaker 3: down to the Empire Tabinet. Say gooda Mogi, you absolute

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Speaker 3: stallion of a man, You Greek a donna's house life.

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Speaker 5: You goin pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son

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Speaker 5: of a b absolute pleasure to be down here today.

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Speaker 5: And God it's World War, wasn't it?

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Speaker 3: Sure as man?

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Speaker 5: We got in here first thing in the morning. In

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Speaker 5: the morning, we were here at about five thirty, queuing

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Speaker 5: up to get through the doors and glad we did

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Speaker 5: because it has just been rammed all day. Have have a

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Speaker 5: lot of support for Bell Camps in New Zealand and

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Speaker 5: Bell Cancer Awareness, and we are going to do them

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Speaker 5: proud today.

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Speaker 1: Kezy certainly are Mogi Sorry threw me off there? Usually

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Speaker 1: you throw to Jason and Hills.

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Speaker 5: Something horrible to you, but that's not the way we

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Speaker 5: today's about.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not that we do that anyway, fellows. No, I

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Speaker 3: mean we always support Kezy. Just before you kick off there, Kezi,

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Speaker 3: what's with a massive heiccky on your neck?

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Speaker 6: Did you notice that?

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Speaker 3: Hell?

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Speaker 6: They did.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: My wife got pretty excited that it was Dayan Lou

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Speaker 1: too today. She knew that there'd be a lot of

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Speaker 1: people hanging around. Sure, so it was sort of like

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Speaker 1: put a little stamp on it, you know, sold, I'm

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Speaker 1: off the market, you might say, just just quickly on

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Speaker 1: my technique, Jason, you're gonna have to hold it closer

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Speaker 1: to your mouth, mate, just so that you sound better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you forget Kezy.

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Speaker 6: I was in there.

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Speaker 3: I was in the theater, mate, so I project my

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Speaker 3: voice so I don't actually have to have it so

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Speaker 3: fiercely close as you do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose if it was any closer, you'd be

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Speaker 1: able to hear you breathing through that snozz of yours.

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Speaker 1: So but hey, it's great to be down here at

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Speaker 1: the Empire Tavern raising money for Bell Cancer New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Text the word loud to three seven seven nine, instant

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Speaker 1: three dollar donation. It is one hundred percent community funded

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Speaker 1: and receives no government assistance. So do be generous, do

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Speaker 1: get stuck, and don't.

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Speaker 6: Be like Jace. Text lou right now to three seven

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Speaker 6: seven nine and donate three bucks.

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Speaker 5: Over the course of the day, we'll be talking to

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Speaker 5: a lot of experts in and around the Bank Bell

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Speaker 5: Cancer area and we're hoping that by the end of

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Speaker 5: the day we will have convinced Jase to make that

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Speaker 5: three dollar donation.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, last year.

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Speaker 6: It didn't happen, did it, Jason?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? It's a massive shall we head? It's a massive afternoon,

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Speaker 3: so do come on down if you're in the Auckland CBD.

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Speaker 3: Let's get into some chin shall we before we get

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Speaker 3: some comedians.

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Speaker 2: On Ah the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike

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Speaker 2: Minogue and Keisy He.

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Speaker 3: Is indeed muse there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show

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Speaker 3: line from the Empire Tavern and the Auckland CBD for

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Speaker 3: a day in lou too. Hey, fellas, if you don't mind,

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Speaker 3: I'd just like to get a bit of admin out

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Speaker 3: If that's okay, sure, man, you'll realize and remember that

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Speaker 3: yesterday I put a business proposition in front of you

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Speaker 3: higher houghdy J's head.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So people could pay and then you would give

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Speaker 3: Give them I'd give them my head for a length

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Speaker 3: of time. Depending on how long the length of time is,

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Speaker 3: I just want to say it's been massively successful. I

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Speaker 3: have been absolutely inundated with people wanting houghdy Jay's head,

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Speaker 3: you know, and some strange requests. I was thinking, like,

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Speaker 3: maybe a four month span. A lot of requests for

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Speaker 3: just thirty minutes, a few requests for Hoidy j Head

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Speaker 3: for just ten minutes. So it's been really tricky trying

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Speaker 5: I think a little word of advice here, man, I

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Speaker 5: think you need to bring in a manager. Sure, somebody

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Speaker 5: to act as an intermediary between you and the punters.

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Speaker 5: Good idea that person or oftentimes I will take a percentage,

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Speaker 5: but what they'll also do is manage all of the negotiations.

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Speaker 6: And keep you safe as well.

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Speaker 5: Sure, because people can often be unhappy depending on you know,

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Speaker 5: how the transaction goes. Somebody like Pugs would be very good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Putson would be great. Actually, it would be great. Incidentally,

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Speaker 3: later on the show, there's always Connie chat with Pugs on.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's happening.

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Speaker 1: What about if you're getting so many requests, would you

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Speaker 1: open it up to say, like missus Hoidy J.

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Speaker 3: No, I think it's just got to be higher Hoidy

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Speaker 3: J's head, right, you know, I don't want to confuse

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Speaker 3: the message out there. I just wanted to say. The

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Speaker 3: reason I bring it up because I'm booked out for

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Speaker 3: the next two years basically, right, So, well, that's hats.

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Speaker 1: People are sending you their hats. Is it still that

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Speaker 1: you wear them and that's the business or.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a few other different requests occasions where

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Speaker 3: you will wear a hat. I will wear a hat sometimes, easy,

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Speaker 3: for sure.

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Speaker 5: I've been told that a lot of the times if

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Speaker 5: you've got a camp on, you have to turn it

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Speaker 5: backwards exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I'm absolutely staked, so much so

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's a boomer man.

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Speaker 5: You might also be able to consider franchising that out. Sure,

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Speaker 5: you could sort of have stores all around the country.

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Speaker 5: It's just people, you could. It's the sort of thing

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Speaker 5: you could have on the side of the street as well.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, why not? Little Yeah is that legal totally?

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Speaker 5: Well, you can get a permit, right, you get a

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Speaker 5: permit from the council there, Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a good, good idea.

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Speaker 1: And why don't you do it sort of during the

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Speaker 1: hours where other people aren't selling stuff, so that you know,

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Speaker 1: you can get more foot traffic of nighttime?

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Speaker 6: Nighttime? Yeah, that's when I targeted.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I love the ideas are flowing.

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Speaker 5: It is a good idea as well, because you often

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Speaker 5: find at nighttime people have had a few beers and

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Speaker 5: they're going to make a few bad decisions.

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Speaker 3: Sure, sure, so that it could be not that hiring

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Speaker 3: hiring my head is a bad.

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Speaker 6: Decision, It might be one that they would have make sober.

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Speaker 3: Sure, well maybe, yeah, it might be one they regret

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Speaker 3: in the morning.

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Speaker 1: For sure, I can picture, you know, one am comes around,

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Speaker 1: I've responsibly had a few and then I just text

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Speaker 1: through to O eight hundred Hoidy J's head, just you

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Speaker 1: up question Mark and then we meet it a place

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Speaker 1: and then just go from there.

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Speaker 3: Sounds good, Keys, he sounds good. Let's get back to

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Speaker 3: the tune, shall we?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, and don't forget text Lou to three seven seven

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Speaker 1: nine an instant three dollars donation to Bowcanson, New Zealand,

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Speaker 1: too good, and also come down to the Empire Tavern

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Speaker 1: in Auckland.

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Speaker 2: Here's Black Sabbath, the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,

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Speaker 2: Mike Minogue and Kesey.

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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed Black Sabbath.

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Speaker 1: There.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to the Big Show this Wednesday afternoon life

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Speaker 3: from the Empire Tabin and the Auckland CBD. If you're

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Speaker 3: in the area, come on down and say get a one,

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Speaker 3: don't you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: We've been broadcasting live here all day for a day

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Speaker 1: in lou number two.

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Speaker 6: It is our second year doing this. Then we're trying

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Speaker 6: to get it up and running.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what it is full details day

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Speaker 1: and Lou dot co dot in zere. But the skinny

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Speaker 1: of it is that we are trying to raise funds

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Speaker 1: and also awareness for bal cancer New Zealand. Text the

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Speaker 1: word Lou to three seven seven nine instant three dollar donation.

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Speaker 5: Fellas you get onto that would your hody j thanks mate, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: just you know, well, you know, in terms of my

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Speaker 3: Pretty meticulous, fellows. Yeah, I'm very observant. Two perfect tubes

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Speaker 3: every morning around six eighty five, drop down to two.

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Speaker 3: It's dropped down to two. Cut back on the diet

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Speaker 6: The change of bell habits is actually a symptoms, so

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Speaker 6: you go get checked.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, good idea.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true and you do have to stay on

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Speaker 6: top of it, horedy ja.

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Speaker 5: I agree with you there, mate, And one of the

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Speaker 5: ways that I do it well, as you say the

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Speaker 5: achisi there's a change in stool, so I might go

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Speaker 5: from solid to more of your the diarrhea sort of

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Speaker 6: So a real variety.

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Speaker 5: And what you're looking for is that nice smooth consistency

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Speaker 5: of steel and the best way to check that I

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Speaker 5: find is getting in there and just between the fore

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Speaker 6: Yes, and that's just once a month you can do that.

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Speaker 5: So you're digging around in there. You don't have to

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Speaker 5: dig around. You shouldn't have to dig around. It should

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Speaker 5: be just right there beneath the surface.

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Speaker 1: And you reach in with your forefinger and you pull

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Speaker 1: a bit out and you just play with it.

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Speaker 5: You don't have to just to ride out just above

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Speaker 5: the water there, but just to give an idea of

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Speaker 5: what you've got.

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Speaker 3: Like you're putting a bit of salt on your meal,

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Speaker 3: thank you, Yeah, a pinch moogy thank you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nice man, nice.

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Speaker 1: Right, you're not doing that, Keysy, We No, I don't

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Speaker 1: do that. No, well you should be doing that well,

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Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm thirty two. I should go and

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Speaker 1: you know, get a colon os could be done.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you've had one. I have you said? It was

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Speaker 6: a great time. Yeah, I mean yeah.

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Speaker 5: We'll probably start talking about colon Osky's later because this

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Speaker 5: is I want to get this through to you that

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Speaker 5: this is an important thing to do as well.

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Speaker 6: Keys all right, the actual the sort of reaching down

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Speaker 6: and getting amongst it physically with your own.

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Speaker 6: few hours. Beautiful, that's a tune, Jays cake it okay?

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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, welcome back your massive back time you lissen

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Speaker 3: James Ammed bastard has life.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they love you, James.

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Speaker 8: My gosh, nice to see you all my fans.

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Speaker 1: Good stuff of course. If you're listening right now, come

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Speaker 6: That's Bell Cancer New Zealand. James, you do a lot

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Speaker 8: Man, Yes, I once one hundred thousand dollars for charity.

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Speaker 6: Wasn't on a TV show? Yeah, cently was far out,

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Speaker 8: God, the charity didn't contact me for ages.

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Speaker 8: I should say that charity is amazing, especially my chosen charity,

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Speaker 8: Bell Cancer Foundation.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Nice, Yes, well that's pretty good. You've given a one

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Speaker 6: We're chipping away, man, we're chipping away. I've I've got

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, I'll be honest with you, James. I do

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Speaker 3: Like what, Jason, I do a lot of you know,

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Speaker 6: Oh you don't?

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Speaker 3: Does that not well?

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Speaker 1: To be honest, look at the bright side between you

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Speaker 1: and James must have picked You've You've donated one hundred

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Speaker 6: So that's pretty damn you should be proud of that.

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Speaker 6: James, you've got to listen to them. You haven't pre

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Speaker 6: But that's all good news here about it? Right at

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Speaker 3: No, just kidding, Okay, shall I far away? James?

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Speaker 8: I've got a friend in North Korea?

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Speaker 6: I've got a friend in North Korea.

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Speaker 6: It's at the end of the I can't complain. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: you get it. No, I'll get in trouble. Joseph's like.

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Speaker 3: Brain fade.

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Speaker 8: If a bluebird has blue babies and the blackbird has black.

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Speaker 3: What the hell? Man?

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Speaker 6: Once you just reminded these not James jokes. These are jokes.

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Speaker 3: That was a shocker. I got that one mogie.

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Speaker 6: That's good. That's got a big response. Is it Is

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Speaker 6: it risky to go for a closer? Do you go

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Speaker 6: for a third James? And we're going to be happy

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Speaker 6: Okay? All right, final Joe.

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Speaker 8: Whenever someone says I don't believe in coincidences.

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Speaker 3: Hey, James delivered. Thanks for coming in, mate, you're going

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Speaker 6: You're good on you, mate, take about five minutes or

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Speaker 3: Applause for James mush I think everyone.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, let's get back to the chance. Don't forget.

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Speaker 1: Text load of three seven seven nine instant three dollar

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Speaker 3: Of the Hodiking Bing Show podcast Chemical Brothers there on

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Speaker 6: That's right, we're down at the Empire, Central Auckland.

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Speaker 1: Come on down, get a monkst We are raising funds

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Speaker 1: make sure you you know, check yourself regularly. You were

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Speaker 5: Well, that's right, because you know, it can be a

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Speaker 5: While I'm there getting my phone out, I might as

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Speaker 3: I've got to be honest with you, Mogi. There's something

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Speaker 3: that's right, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know what you've been and what you've

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, just check it out.

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Speaker 3: Hey. In the meantime, it's time for this tools down.

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Speaker 6: And Liza, it's super liquor trade was time time?

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Speaker 3: Just yes, indeed, trade against trade your chance to win

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Speaker 3: five hundred bucks cash. We've dragged the little spinning wheel

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Speaker 3: are you ready to go? You're fired up? Can I?

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Speaker 5: it can be tough in front of a crowd. Why

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Speaker 3: Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 6: Three two, one?

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Speaker 3: Ah, appalling, that was really bad, but this is kind

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Speaker 3: of appropriate. Plumber.

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Speaker 6: Oh oh, first trader is plumber.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, plumber.

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Speaker 6: So if you're a plumber, give us a call now.

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Speaker 1: things to super liquor. Alright, second spin, I'll use my

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Speaker 1: regular hand, all right, I give up my wiping hand.

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Speaker 6: Three two one better?

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Speaker 3: Ah, okay the two p's pa. Oh, hang on, there's

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Speaker 3: been a gust of breeze. Wait whay.

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Speaker 6: Go what what Painter?

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Speaker 3: Oh that is so weird. It landed on painter again

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Speaker 3: after it went round three more times. So if you're

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Speaker 3: a plumber or you're a painter, give us a call

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Speaker 3: right now on eight hundred Hodakin. When it's our five

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Speaker 3: hundred bucks, go on, give it a give it a nudge.

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Speaker 1: In the meantime, Pearl jam Black, don't forget June Ta's

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Speaker 1: low three seven seven nine, Get amongst people, instant three

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Speaker 1: dollars donation to Bell Cancer, New Zealand.

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Speaker 2: The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue

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Speaker 2: and Kesy.

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Speaker 9: Let's go to the.

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Speaker 6: Trade wall, super lick a scoreboard.

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Speaker 3: He is indeed a trade against trade in your chance

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Speaker 3: to win five hundred dollars cash Painter and a plumber today, Fellows,

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Speaker 3: is it Racco or Raco? Raco? Buddy Raco? You're mad, bastard.

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Speaker 3: Hou's life good absolutely great. Good on you, mate. How's

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Speaker 3: the aiming business treating you? Oh?

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Speaker 6: Lovely mate, lovely.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I used to do a bit of painting back in

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Speaker 5: the day and you've got to be a real backbone

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Speaker 5: to stick at there every day.

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Speaker 6: Brother, Well done, cheers mate.

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Speaker 3: Hey, good on you you, Maco Met plumber. How are

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Speaker 3: you your Mayor Barslin?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad, fellows, how are you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Good? Thanks mate, good good. Busy plumbers are always

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Speaker 3: bloody busy. It's almost impossible to get a plumber these

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Speaker 3: days because it's so busy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, busy, flat out mate. Hey Matt plumber from christ Church,

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Speaker 6: may are you're a p trap guy and this trap

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Speaker 6: guy I prefer yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Same, so good, same, all right, fellows, This is how

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Speaker 3: it works. We ask three questions. First to two wins

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Speaker 3: five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 6: Jase, Jase, Jace. Can I ask the first question?

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Speaker 3: Sure, but I just got to finish up. And your

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Speaker 3: buzzer is what you do for a living, So Raco

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Speaker 3: for you, it's obviously painter, and Met for you it's planner,

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Speaker 3: all right, fellas, fellows.

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Speaker 6: First question in Japan, what does the phrase conichiwa mean? Hello? Yeah, plumber,

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Speaker 6: Matte yeah, hello, yeap, what hello? What? Oh no, sorry,

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Speaker 6: yes it is hello. That's correct. One one to the plumber.

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Speaker 5: Stuff well John, Matt, all right, second question here, fellas,

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Speaker 5: And this one's a multi choice.

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Speaker 6: We're doing this for bell Cans In New Zealand.

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Speaker 5: The Gateway to the Intestine is also known as d

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Speaker 5: nas C NICs, B nice or a nash.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, lacos correct back massive backbone. All right, fellows, here's

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Speaker 3: a decider. Is the decider?

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Speaker 6: So you saying, Jason, the winner of this one gets

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Speaker 6: five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: Exactly that key cheers, That cheers to that man. All right, powders,

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Speaker 3: here we go. How many Barrett brothers have played for

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Speaker 3: the All Blacks?

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Speaker 6: Matt? I heard Matt, he yelled out three. That is correct, Matt,

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Speaker 6: you just got five hundred bucks thanks to superliker mate.

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Speaker 3: Good on. Yeah, your backbones. Yeah, we'll chuck you over

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Speaker 3: to Big Dilly and the main studio there and he'll

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Speaker 3: sort you out. Thanks for playing.

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Speaker 1: That's right, And of course he's going to take three

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Speaker 1: dollars of that five hundred and text lou to three

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Speaker 1: seven seven nine donate three bucks to bow Cancer New Zealand.

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Speaker 6: Coming up, after five on the Big Show. Of course,

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Speaker 6: more day and lou Chat.

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Speaker 1: If you're in Auckland come down to the Empire Tabin

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Speaker 1: and get a monkst it's going off and a mystery

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Speaker 1: comedian guest to read our jokes instead of an ad break.

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Speaker 5: Pretty exciting stuff. And also we'll be getting to the

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Speaker 5: bottom of why Kezy has got such a humongous hecky on,

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Speaker 5: isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a massive hecky Vicky all that after five The.

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Speaker 2: Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune

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Speaker 2: in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy. It's Bell

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Speaker 2: Cancer Awareness monthly, and that's why we're doing a day

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Speaker 2: and Loop number two. Val Cancer is curable in more

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Speaker 2: than ninety percent of cases if caught early enough, so

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Speaker 2: know the symptoms, get checked and take action.

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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to

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Speaker 3: the Big Show, brought to you by Night Live from

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Speaker 3: the Empire Tabin and the Orkland CBD. So if you're

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Speaker 3: in the area, come on down and join the party

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Speaker 3: and fellers. Speaking of parties, I've had my first, my

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Speaker 3: first customer for hire, Hoidy j Head. Oh yeah, Joineryrecycle

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Speaker 3: dot co dot nz. It is an online demo yard.

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Speaker 3: They sell and recycle aluminum and wo single doors, French doors,

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Speaker 3: bifold doors, ranch sliders, windows or filler and Bungalow joinery

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Speaker 3: Bungalow joiner. They've given me this amazing hat and the

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Speaker 3: most important part, Yes, the most important part. They've donated

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Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty back.

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Speaker 6: To the course good the.

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Speaker 3: Good barstards at Joinery Recycle dot co dot in z.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to make a donation as well to Bellcanser,

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Speaker 1: New Zealand taxt the word lou to three seven seven

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Speaker 1: ninth instant three dollars donation or if you'd like to

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Speaker 1: make more than that, head to day and lou dot

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Speaker 1: co dot in z.

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Speaker 6: All the details are there is that the emotional been

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Speaker 6: paid for Hody's head.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so far, pretty good. So I'll give it to

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Speaker 3: Balcancer in Z. I'll give them ten twenty bucks and

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Speaker 3: I'll keep the rest. How does that sound? I can't

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Speaker 3: give them fool was my idea. Keys, You're not just

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Speaker 3: throwing cash away, man.

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Speaker 1: No, let's we're doing a charity event right now. You

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Speaker 1: have to give the full one fifty two charity. I

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Speaker 1: know it goes against every fiber of your being to

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Speaker 1: do that. Jay, all you can all you can see

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Speaker 1: in fifty texts.

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Speaker 3: Now, I just want to say to the public out

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Speaker 3: there listening to the show and to the live public

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Speaker 3: here that I've been given a lot of grief about

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Speaker 3: not making donations. I want you to go on the

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Speaker 3: Big Show Instagram account right now and check out Hoity

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Speaker 3: j making said donations.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's so good, Jason.

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Speaker 1: Of course, myself and mic in thousands of other New

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Speaker 1: Zealanders just donated without a big fan fear. But obviously

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Speaker 1: if you need a big round of applause for donating

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Speaker 1: that three dollars then, and Jason did want to.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do want a round of applause. Please, can

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Speaker 3: I say one hundred and fifty three dollars?

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Speaker 5: And you also wanted to shout out the pantsman for

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Speaker 5: doing such a great job of adjusting that photo of

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Speaker 5: that image before it was posted.

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Speaker 3: Good stuff, Mogi, stop it, what do you do?

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Speaker 6: We're here to do a little bit of what do

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Speaker 6: you call it there with the photo photo shopping? Thank

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Speaker 6: you ya? Either that or it was it was actually

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Speaker 6: Pantsman's phone.

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Speaker 3: Well, I tell you what I'm going to do it

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Speaker 3: live if you think yeah, at some point once I

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Speaker 3: figure out how to do it, because it was actually

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Speaker 3: Pantsman who showed me how to do it. But let's

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Speaker 3: get back to the tunes. Let's keep the party rolling.

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Speaker 3: Here's a better food fighters.

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Speaker 2: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune

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Speaker 2: in week days and four on Radio Honarchy.

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Speaker 3: He is indeed Jimmy e'd world there on the radio

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Speaker 3: Houradarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. Hope you're getting through

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Speaker 3: hump day, Okay, if you're in New Aukland, CBD, come

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Speaker 3: on down to what's it called again?

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Speaker 6: Day?

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Speaker 3: And lou Day and lou too, and.

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Speaker 6: Only said it ten times around.

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Speaker 3: I know I just had a brain fade. Keysy itnsel.

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Speaker 6: It happens a lot. It does happen a lot. Actually.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to make a three

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Speaker 1: dollars donation to Balcancer New Zealand, June is their month

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Speaker 1: and they've raised a lot of cash this month. They

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Speaker 1: could always do with more text the word loud to

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Speaker 1: three seven seven nine right now now, speaking of cash, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: fellas h In a few weeks time, we going to

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Speaker 1: Hardy Jay's family batch for a big show with.

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Speaker 6: More of a mention really, well, are you I realize

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Speaker 6: how much money you come from?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, it's not.

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Speaker 6: It's his wife's.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty it's pretty flash making. You're going to be

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Speaker 3: im pretty question about it. Man.

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Speaker 6: We're just on that because when we first agreed to

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Speaker 6: the idea, we're in the car on the way back

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Speaker 6: from just a brilliant live show at field Days, and

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Speaker 6: you know, you were like, you guys should come to

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Speaker 6: my badge.

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Speaker 1: It'd be really great, you know, we'd love to host. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And then we agree to it and

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Speaker 1: I find out that it's actually going to cost money.

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Speaker 1: Pugs and I are paying six hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: each for the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, it was actually eight hundred minutes because Maggie's

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Speaker 3: a bit short on cash at the moment because he's

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Speaker 3: bought that new mansion and herne bay.

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Speaker 6: Yeah true. So now I'm playing eight hundred dollars is Pugs?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 6: And I spoke to my wife about it.

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Speaker 1: I was like teammate, and I was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: this is important, it's team building, and she basically was like,

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Speaker 1: you can't just spend eight hundred dollars, you.

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Speaker 6: Know, on a batch weekend for you and the flowers.

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Speaker 3: Look, he's the good news is that's all changed? Read

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Speaker 3: the money because.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because otherwise I was gonna have to pull out.

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Speaker 6: I hate that.

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Speaker 3: You hate pulling out.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 3: The thing is and I had a good think about it,

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Speaker 3: and I think you'll agree with me. Mogi. Pudson has

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Speaker 3: done an amazing job this year as our producer, so

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Speaker 3: good give it up for Potson and everybody. Pugs on

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Speaker 3: the legend Pagson, Yeah, it was so good.

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Speaker 6: That was like thirty percent of the audience pugs On man,

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Speaker 6: that would work, mate.

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Speaker 3: That was massive. And I was thinking, you know, it

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Speaker 3: doesn't sit right with me, and I hope you fellas

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Speaker 3: agree with me that I charge Pudson to come to

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Speaker 3: the family batch. I'd rather he just come, relax and

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Speaker 3: do his own things. So if it's good with you fellas,

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to say the Pugs don't worry about

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Speaker 3: the cash.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, good on your brea.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I one hundred percent agree with that, definitely. And

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Speaker 1: then so with my situation does change me as well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it does change you, because obviously you're going to

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Speaker 3: have to cover Pugs and that's going to be sixteen.

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Speaker 6: Hundred bucks for you, Keysy. It's expensive for one person.

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Speaker 3: It is quite expensive.

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Speaker 5: I think I speak on behalf of you when I

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Speaker 5: say that. There's a lot of money, brother, and you've

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Speaker 5: just come back from two weeks in Bali and a

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Speaker 5: week on the Gold Coast. So if you can't make it,

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Speaker 5: we could just say next time.

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Speaker 3: Oh totally keasy. Look if it's out of your reach,

664
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Speaker 3: it'll just be the three of us. That's all kid,

665
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Speaker 3: So that's all Gekesy, No, hang on, sorry, just because

666
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Speaker 3: I want to go right.

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Speaker 1: It's team building, you guys. You know it's not the

668
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: big show without all Kezy there. You guys have seen

669
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: that hundreds of times. And if Pug Soun's going for free,

670
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: MIC's going for free because he's got no cash at

671
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Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah, because he bought that mansion and herne bay.

672
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Speaker 1: I just don't see where I have to pay sixteen

673
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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. And also my wife's not going to go

674
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Speaker 1: for that, ma ad maaf.

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Speaker 3: Oh, well the reality is, Keysy, you don't have to

676
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 3: if you don't want to pay the sixteen hundred. That's fine, mate, have.

677
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Speaker 6: You look I want to come?

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Speaker 3: Boy?

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Speaker 6: Do I want to come? All right? I just don't

680
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Speaker 6: know how to broach it with my wife.

681
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, you want to come and you don't want to

682
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Speaker 5: pull out. I can understand that. Well, look it'll be funny,

683
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 5: heaven you there.

684
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Speaker 6: What do you mean funny?

685
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Speaker 5: Well, you Knowesse, you get pussed up and you're sort

686
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 5: of stumbled around the joint banging into walls and that always.

687
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 6: Makes me laugh. So yeah, I would like to have

688
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Speaker 6: you there for that.

689
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 5: So I guess we could work through a few scenarios

690
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Speaker 5: there about because I know how afraid you are of

691
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Speaker 5: your wife.

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Speaker 6: So why don't we do that? Hoidy j sounds good?

693
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Speaker 3: Man? OK? After this next year?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? What I like role playing?

696
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, having a role play.

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Speaker 6: You're going to role play my wife?

698
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll roll play your wife, Kezi, No say it

699
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 3: like that. No, I'll role play your wife. It's all

700
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Speaker 3: gene man, it's all good.

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Speaker 2: The Hodaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and

702
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Speaker 2: Kezy is indeed big.

703
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Speaker 3: There on the radio Hodanky Big Show Live from the

704
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Speaker 3: Empire Tavern in the Auckland CBD for a day and

705
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Speaker 3: Lou too.

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Speaker 1: The Empire Tarvan, I love the entire If you're in

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Speaker 1: the Aria, come on down, get the monks. We're raising

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Speaker 1: funds for bel Canton, New Zealand raising a witness as well.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to donate three dollars text the word

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Speaker 1: Lou to three seven seven nine now Fellers flow flowers.

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Speaker 6: I've just found out the batch.

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Speaker 1: Trip to Hoidy J's family batch is now going to

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Speaker 1: cost me sixteen hundred dollars for two rights. Yeah, a

714
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Speaker 1: good deal of that food included and petrol. Well, hang on, no,

715
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: that's that's crucial. But the issue is my wife. There's

716
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Speaker 1: no way she's going to let me do that. She

717
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Speaker 1: didn't want me to spend eight hundred dollars lett alone

718
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Speaker 1: double that. Sure, So if you guys said that, you

719
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 1: will do some role playing and basically teach me how

720
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Speaker 1: to go about the situation so that when it comes

721
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Speaker 1: time to broach it with.

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Speaker 6: Her I'll be able to talk around.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 5: That's right, And this is a common technique technique used

725
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 5: in acting Hoidy Jane Ges role playing. It allows you

726
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 5: to be spontaneous and it really gets you to focus

727
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 5: on the listening, right, you have to focus in on

728
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 5: your scene partner and listen my scene. So in this instance,

729
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 5: it's going to be hoity j You guys will get

730
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Speaker 5: started off. One might chip in a few ideas as

731
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Speaker 5: we go along as well. Okay, that'll just keep you

732
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Speaker 5: on your toes.

733
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Speaker 6: So howdy j.

734
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Speaker 9: You're my wife, I'm your wife. A sorry, my wife

735
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Speaker 9: and my sorry. You're my wife, yeah, my wife, and

736
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Speaker 9: I'm me Yeah, you're you.

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Speaker 3: You're keesy and I'm your wife.

738
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Speaker 6: Okay.

739
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: So I've just got home from work at seven thirty.

740
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: She's in the kitchen. She just gonner no, seriously, because

741
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: I work later than her. She's got dinner started and

742
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: I walk in. Hey, babe, how are you going?

743
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Speaker 3: Not very well? Actually, Keezy, the bloody dinner's ruined. What

744
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: time do you call this?

745
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Speaker 6: Well, it's seven thirty. It's the same time we get

746
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 6: home every day. Sorry, babe.

747
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 3: And look it smells nice. Don't patronize me. I've burnt

748
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: the porkmant's keezy.

749
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Speaker 6: That's all right. We've got plenty more of it in

750
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Speaker 6: the freezer. Babe, you know that. Hey listen, well, I've

751
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 6: got you here in my kitchen.

752
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Speaker 5: It's not a good times because she's not in a

753
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 5: great mood, but because she's try to cheer her up first. Yeah, yeah,

754
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 5: you don't want to ask for a favorite this moment

755
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 5: in time. Tell her how good she looks.

756
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Speaker 1: Oh, you might have burnt the porkmants, but it's not

757
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: the only thing that's hot, because you're looking hard as well. Babe,

758
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Speaker 1: Babe said Mike, Did I do something wrong? Thought you

759
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Speaker 1: ask your wife? Did you like that compliment?

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Speaker 3: Don't worry about a kizier right, I'll make you a

761
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 3: sandwich or something.

762
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: That's fine. I can make my own sandwich. I'm not

763
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Speaker 1: running a hoardy j set up. Hey, babe, though, seriously, though, well,

764
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Speaker 1: I've got you here in the kitchen. I might just

765
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Speaker 1: have a quick yarn.

766
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Speaker 3: Can you not call me babe? By the way, I

767
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 3: find that really patronizing. I'm not your babe, I'm your wife.

768
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Speaker 6: Hey, hello, my wife, just quickly, my waf that's really distracting.

769
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Speaker 3: Bogie.

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Speaker 1: Listen, do you know the Feller's Batch trip away for

771
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: the big show the team bonding?

772
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Speaker 6: You know that I brought that up the other day. Yes,

773
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Speaker 6: so you know how it was eight hundred dollars?

774
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 4: Yes?

775
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Speaker 6: Well, good news. It's not eight hundred dollars anymore.

776
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 3: Well that's great.

777
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's now sixteen hundred.

778
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Speaker 3: Right, okay, And is that coming out of your phone account?

779
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 6: Well, I don't have enough money in my fun account,

780
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 6: so I was hoping you can come out of our savings.

781
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 3: Well, Chris, if you don't have enough money in your

782
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 3: phone account, you can't go to the patch. It's really

783
00:33:58,360 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 3: that simple.

784
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Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a batch on a patch. But I feel like, see,

785
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: I've been shut down, mogie. What can I do here

786
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: to change it?

787
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

788
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 6: Well I was stepping a few kids with this, all right,

789
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 6: So you're me now, am I?

790
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 4: You?

791
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Speaker 6: Darling?

792
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 5: Why is it that you're so against me going around

793
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 5: this trip? Is it that you consider it to be

794
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 5: a lot of money?

795
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, babe. I just I've just had a really

796
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 3: rough day and I shouldn't have taken it out on you.

797
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 5: Listen if you want to no, no, I'll stop you there.

798
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 5: I know this is a lot of money, and to

799
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 5: me it seems like it's a little over the top

800
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Speaker 5: as well. So I'm happy to stay home this weekend

801
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 5: and just the fellows go away and have a great

802
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 5: time without me. Oh okay, because I'd rather spend you

803
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 5: watching country calendar.

804
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, no, Look I've been unreasonable. I want

805
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: you to go and hang out with the boys. Af

806
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 3: you want to spend sixteen hundred dollars, that's.

807
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,320
Speaker 6: Fine, okay, because you're worth it.

808
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: Oh and thank you for acknowledging the fact that I

809
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 3: wasn't in a good mood. I really appreciate it.

810
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Speaker 6: I want to make out in that as it.

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Speaker 3: Portman's on your fing yes, Portman's yeah, stick it in my.

812
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 6: Mouth cat, all right, I'll give it a go Fellers,

813
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 6: I'll report back.

814
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good stuff.

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Speaker 5: Can tell us about the Portmans especially, Yeah right, how

816
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 5: did you know we were having Portmans tonight?

817
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 6: Because it's the day of the week.

818
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Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's Guns.

819
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Speaker 2: Roses, the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

820
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Speaker 6: Kesey Radio Who a day in Loop number two?

821
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Speaker 7: Time to flush another commercial break for a comedy break.

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Speaker 3: Use indeed, welcome back, your massive backbones. You're listening to

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Speaker 3: the Big Show live from the Empire Tavern and the

824
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Speaker 3: Auckland CBD. And great news to all you backbones out

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Speaker 1: Huge shout out to all the great news the others

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Speaker 1: who have got stuck in. It is Bell Cancer Awareness

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Speaker 1: Month and when you spend a whole month on something

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Speaker 1: like that, it's bloody great to see. If you would

831
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Speaker 1: like to add to that text, Lou right now to

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Speaker 1: three seven seven nine l three seven seven nine instant

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Speaker 1: three dollar donation to Bell Cancer New Zealand.

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Speaker 6: Now Bell Cancer New Zealand.

835
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Speaker 5: Have also been informed that people have gone off to

836
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Speaker 5: the doctors to get checked as a result of you know,

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Speaker 5: our promotion of what's going on here and across the

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Speaker 5: whole month, and have been referred to actually have the

839
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Speaker 5: rectal exam the full thing.

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Speaker 6: Key's yeah, yeah, so jolly good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is bloody great news. If you've got any doubts,

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Speaker 3: if you've got any questions, just go and get it done,

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Speaker 3: New Zealand. Just go and get it done and reassure.

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Speaker 6: Yourself here, Jase, go and get it done.

845
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Speaker 3: Hey, now, listen, we've got a very special guest coming up.

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Speaker 3: He's a bit of a mystery guest. He is absolutely

847
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 3: storming the stand up comedy world. He's setting a light,

848
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 3: getting rave reviews wherever he goes. Magie.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, it's it's a bit of a treat really,

850
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,719
Speaker 5: you know, I haven't seen anything like what. We've been

851
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 5: involved with comedy for many, many years now, decades, hoody

852
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 5: ja and never has a star booned so brightly and

853
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 5: so quickly. And it's truly an honor here to have

854
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 5: to read us out some jokes that he's written himself. Oh,

855
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 5: Keezy Key, one of the greatest stand up comedy in

856
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 5: New Zealand has ever produced.

857
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 6: Can I that's what it fears on your website anyway? Yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's right my website.

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Speaker 3: It's really interesting for those of you that don't know

860
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 3: Keysy started doing stand up comedy and he's been waxing

861
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 3: lyrical about the fact. He's like, I don't know what

862
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 3: everyone's going on about. It's a piece of pest man.

863
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 3: Yeah it is. Everyone freaks out about stand up comedy.

864
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm just nailing it every time I go out there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's something I said. That was last week. I

866
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 6: said that, Yeah, just off there to be honest, man,

867
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Speaker 6: You sure I should do this.

868
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: We've got actual comedians here, We've got Paul Douglas is here,

869
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 1: Big Sandy's here, Greg Prebble's here.

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00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 6: You know, like we've got people here that could phug.

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00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 3: Son of course a pugsn Yeah yeah.

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00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 6: Why don't we get them up to read these jokes?

873
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 6: Why should I do it?

874
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 3: Well?

875
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 5: Because you're part of the Big show mate, and we

876
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 5: want to support you and your pursuit of comedy. Oh,

877
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,919
Speaker 5: Els is a great opportunity here for you. You won't

878
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 5: get a friendly crowd here today. They'll be very, very forgiving.

879
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 5: So let's try these these jokes out you've written.

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Speaker 1: Now, can I just because I haven't read these yet,

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Speaker 1: but I've got a feeling, can I just remind everyone

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Speaker 1: these jokes have been centered by the listeners on three

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Speaker 1: four eight three.

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Speaker 5: Now you ran a few past us initially and a

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Speaker 5: bit racist, little racist. So we've tried to call as

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Speaker 5: many of those as we can.

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Speaker 6: Hey, man, if you can't handle the heat, get out

888
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Speaker 6: of Keyesy's kitchen. Right. First joke, See it's my penis.

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Speaker 3: You see Gome downstairs straight away. It's not good.

890
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Speaker 6: I didn't write these. And it's pronounced button mushroom.

891
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have a penis. It's a button mushroom.

892
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Speaker 6: Come on, that's right, guys. How could I forget my button?

893
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Speaker 6: Mushroom was in the Guinness bill, a Guinness Book of

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Speaker 6: World records in the library, and asked me to take

895
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Speaker 6: it out. You happy with that?

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Speaker 1: That's probably the best response I've ever had on stage. Yeah,

897
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Speaker 1: here's my second joke that I definitely wrote myself. What

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Speaker 1: does a man with a twelve inch penis have for breakfast?

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Speaker 6: I had porridge?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just had scrambled eggs.

901
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Speaker 6: Yeah, the punchline as well. This morning I had a

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Speaker 6: boiled egg. So well done. Yeah, I don't know. It

903
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Speaker 6: was a joke. Sorry, Yeah, it was just a quick

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Speaker 6: I was just interviewing you Mogy briefly.

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Speaker 7: There.

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Speaker 6: H third joke. I went and saw my doctor the

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Speaker 6: other day.

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Speaker 1: He told me I must stop, he must I must

909
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Speaker 1: stop having a go at myself. I asked why, and

910
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Speaker 1: he said, because I'm trying to examine you.

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Speaker 6: Classic. I didn't write these. This is not classic. This

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Speaker 6: is a story from your life.

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Speaker 3: At yourself.

914
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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good to tell true stories. What else you

915
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Speaker 6: got there? No, I think we just wrap it up there.

916
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Speaker 3: The game keep it going more and more.

917
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Speaker 6: We do what punk sunt doesn't wrap it up. You

918
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Speaker 6: know what I mean? Fellas are all right? One more?

919
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Speaker 1: In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a

920
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Speaker 1: piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to

921
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Speaker 1: touch me.

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Speaker 6: So good, Hey, just another reminded of text lou to

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Speaker 6: three seven seven nine. Yeah, all right, let's nip this

924
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Speaker 6: segment in the butt.

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Speaker 3: I know you did great, great gags. Now we get

926
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Speaker 3: back to some jeans, fellas, what are we going to here?

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Speaker 6: Jays oasis, I didn't write those jokes.

928
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Speaker 2: The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue

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Speaker 2: and Kesey.

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Speaker 3: Yes indeed, Stone Temple pilots here on the radio Honarchy

931
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Speaker 3: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon Noon Alive from the Empire

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Speaker 3: Tavern and the Orkan CBD. So if you're in the area,

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Speaker 3: come on.

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Speaker 6: Come on down and say Gooday, that's right.

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Speaker 1: It's day in lude to our second year raising funds

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Speaker 1: and for boal cancer New Zealand.

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Speaker 6: June is Bow Cancer Awareness month. If you'd like to donate.

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Speaker 1: Three dollars instantly, text the word lou l right now

939
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Speaker 1: to three seven seven nine hour statistic Mogi that I

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Speaker 1: heard Die talking about was that's Die Hendwood, of course,

941
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Speaker 1: was that if everyone over the age of thirty went

942
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Speaker 1: and had a colonoscopy done, they would be able to

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Speaker 1: eradicate pretty much ninety nine percent of bow cancer in

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Speaker 1: New Zealand.

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Speaker 6: I've never had a colonoscopy, Jason, never has you have?

946
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm surprised. Well, actually, it doesn't surprise me that

947
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Speaker 5: Jase hasn't had it done. I think you're old school, Jay,

948
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Speaker 5: so I think you're you're in the camp where you know,

949
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Speaker 5: it's sort of like if I don't get checked out,

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Speaker 5: I can't get the bad news there for nothing's wrong

951
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Speaker 5: with me.

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Speaker 6: Would that be accurate.

953
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Speaker 3: I think that's pretty accurate.

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Speaker 5: Maybe I'm of the feeling that if there's something wrong

955
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Speaker 5: with me, I want to go to a doctor and

956
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Speaker 5: find out so that hopefully I'll get medicine and be

957
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Speaker 5: made better.

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Speaker 6: That's sure, there's two ways of looking at it.

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Speaker 5: But I had a mate who in his mid thy

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Speaker 5: he's got bowel cancer and very it was about thirty

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Speaker 5: five and it very nearly proved fatal for him.

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Speaker 6: They caught it in the nerk of time.

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Speaker 5: But certainly that those sort of symptoms that we've talked

964
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Speaker 5: about here, the change in still blood in the still

965
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Speaker 5: losing weight, being tied, all these sorts of things that

966
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Speaker 5: sort of applied to him. So since then and sort

967
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Speaker 5: of as a result of knowing somebody who it's happened to,

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Speaker 5: I think it makes it a bit more real for you.

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Speaker 5: So I have gone and had colonoscopy. Is I've got

970
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Speaker 5: no problem having the pross that exam. Whether that's you know,

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Speaker 5: digitally or with blood test blood test, I'll take either

972
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Speaker 5: or both at the same time.

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Speaker 6: It's good.

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Speaker 5: But the colonoscopy is not that bad. And I don't

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Speaker 5: know why it gets such a bad rap. You do

976
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Speaker 5: have to take drugs which clear the bowel out, then

977
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Speaker 5: testine's out, an evacuation, an evacuation.

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Speaker 6: But that is it's not that bad. I mean, it's

979
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Speaker 6: it is what it is.

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Speaker 5: It's sort of the worst sort of diarrhea that you'll

981
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Speaker 5: have in your life, but only goes through couple of hours, sure,

982
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Speaker 5: and then you go to sweep and you wake up,

983
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Speaker 5: and then you go.

984
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Speaker 6: And have the thing done. And then when you go

985
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Speaker 6: and have the thing done, that is fine as well.

986
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Speaker 5: You just go, they feed you up on drugs, you

987
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 5: lie on your side, and the fetal position so fecal position. Yeah,

988
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,399
Speaker 5: like that, the fetal position, and then you can watch

989
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Speaker 5: the whole procedure on a big sort of television, So

990
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Speaker 5: it's like being hungover. It's exactly the same thing as

991
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Speaker 5: being hungover, except they then put a camera up your

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Speaker 5: bank side, which doesn't happen when you hungover as often.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's quite a rare occurrence. How did you feel

995
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Speaker 6: watching a camera on like a large sixty five inch

996
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Speaker 6: four K TV. Well, they're giving you opioids.

997
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Speaker 5: You know, you're seeing the internal operations of what's going on,

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Speaker 5: and you call on So it's not recognizable to you,

999
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Speaker 5: do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: God, Yeah, yeah, it seems like an alien.

1001
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 5: That's a very weird thing, and not least of all

1002
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Speaker 5: because you're absolutely off your head.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was going to say, if you're on fentanyl,

1004
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Speaker 3: if you're on opioids and the camera's going up there,

1005
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Speaker 3: you go, oh, look at that. That looks like wow,

1006
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Speaker 3: that's just what is that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're sort of struggling to keep your eyes open.

1008
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Speaker 5: But I would say to anybody out there that's worried

1009
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Speaker 5: about having it done, it is the most simpler procedures.

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Speaker 6: It was over in about two or three minutes. And

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Speaker 6: I can't recommend it highly enough.

1012
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Speaker 5: And it's something that I'll be going to do super

1013
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Speaker 5: regularly because the last thing that I want is to

1014
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Speaker 5: find out that I've got something like this when it

1015
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Speaker 5: is preventable.

1016
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Speaker 6: Preventable if you just go and get something done.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah mate, good on you, Yeah, good on you.

1018
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Speaker 5: And was it adopted doing the procedure? Well, he said

1019
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Speaker 5: he was a doctor. He was wearing a Warriors jersey,

1020
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Speaker 5: but he seemed legit.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's wearing a Warriors That's how you know. It's

1022
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Speaker 6: one of the new ones. So it must have come

1023
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Speaker 6: from a bit of money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you. Now do go and get yourself

1025
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Speaker 3: checked out. If you've got any doubts, any worries, or

1026
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 3: any concerns at all, get it sorted.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

1028
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Speaker 1: And if you're concerned about not donating three bucks to

1029
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Speaker 1: Bealcans New Zealand lou to three seven seven nine texted on.

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Speaker 5: Through and can I also so even if you're not

1031
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Speaker 5: worried or concerned about anything, if you are of a

1032
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Speaker 5: certain age litt a forty five or older, you should

1033
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Speaker 5: have it done.

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Speaker 3: I'm certainly approaching that Megie more.

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Speaker 6: Big Show Life from the Empire tavn't coming up after

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Speaker 6: six The hold.

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Speaker 2: Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in

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Speaker 2: week days at four on Radio Hodiking.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back here, massive Backbones. You're listening to the Big Show,

1040
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 3: brought to you by Night from the Empire Tavern and

1041
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 3: the Auckland Cbdtail. If you're in the area, come on

1042
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 3: down and join the party. Raising money for bow cancer

1043
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Speaker 3: New Zealand.

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Speaker 6: That's right. It is a Day in lou number two,

1045
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Speaker 6: our second year doing this.

1046
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Speaker 1: Of course, June is bow cancer Awareness month, sofo they

1047
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: have raised over one hundred and ten thousand dollars. So

1048
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Speaker 1: if you would like to contribute, text to the word

1049
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Speaker 1: lou lo o to three seven seven nine. And we've

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Speaker 1: actually got a special guest who we do You don't

1051
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Speaker 1: added three dollars, She did a lot more than that.

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Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty three dollars actually, keysy oh, that's

1053
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Speaker 3: all right. Yeah. We've spoken to quite a few Backbones

1054
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Speaker 3: today in support of bell cancer and our guest, now,

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Speaker 3: Joanna has done something quite extraordinary, so extraordinary in fact,

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Speaker 3: that she got on the Guinness Block of Records. I

1057
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Speaker 3: believe cycled across Australia. What was that Darwin to Adelaide,

1058
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Speaker 3: LaRue down to Alaide. Yep, so that's about we're talking

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Speaker 3: about three and a half thousand k's something like that.

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Speaker 10: I don't want to boast there, but wait and eight hundred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, eight hundred I understand, Joanna, you were doing this

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Speaker 3: all in native a friend of yours who had bow cancer.

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Speaker 11: Talk to us about it on a serious note. I

1064
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Speaker 11: was one of the really fortunate examples that had bow

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Speaker 11: cancer screening and a chnoscopy and live a very healthy life,

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Speaker 11: but sadly lost a beautiful friend, britt Mel, to bow

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Speaker 11: cancer just through late diagnosis. So before she passed, we

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Speaker 11: set out a whole heap of adventures of things I

1069
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Speaker 11: was going to do because she couldn't. A cycle the

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Speaker 11: length of New Zealand. First woman to do that, set

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Speaker 11: the world record, and this year, just a couple of

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Speaker 11: weeks ago, thought why not just take one from the

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Speaker 11: Aussies and go over there and show him who boss?

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Speaker 6: So the official record, Joanna, what is it? What does

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Speaker 6: it say? The official record?

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Speaker 11: So the official record is the length of Australia. And

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Speaker 11: as I said, three eight hundred dollar kilometers. A lot

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Speaker 11: of people have tried to do it boys, but I

1079
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Speaker 11: have to say it took a woman to get the

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Speaker 11: job done.

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Speaker 6: So now one other thing. I was like, oh, this

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Speaker 6: must have happened a few years back. And then I

1083
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Speaker 6: was chanting to Joanna while the news was playing. I

1084
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Speaker 6: was like, oh, so when did you do this? She said,

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Speaker 6: I just got back a few weeks ago, right, wow.

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Speaker 1: And you also understand afterwards had to go to hospital

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Speaker 1: briefly as a result of the ridiculous physical exertion or yeah.

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Speaker 11: Look, I don't want to put your boys off your dinner,

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Speaker 11: so we'll keep it PGA. But there was some necrotized

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Speaker 11: soft tissue that you will yeah, a little bit of

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Speaker 11: a saddle saw through to the bone.

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Speaker 3: Geez, and a bit of.

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Speaker 6: Can I just ask you exactly how long it talk?

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Speaker 11: Yes, yes, seriously, And it was eleven days, eleven hours,

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Speaker 11: fifty four minutes. I slept for about two to three

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Speaker 11: hours a day. I had a crew of five boys

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Speaker 11: supported me on the journey.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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Speaker 11: They saw a lot more but naked naked me than

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Speaker 11: they wanted to.

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Speaker 3: But sure, can I ask Joanna obviously what you were

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Speaker 3: a cyclist before you undertook this or is that something

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Speaker 3: you just went I'm going to do it.

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Speaker 11: That's a good question. It wasn't my first idea. I

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00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 11: know I had spent a bit of time on the

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Speaker 11: bike before, but it was certainly the mist extreme environment

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00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 11: I've ever ever encountered. We have wildfires that went right

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Speaker 11: across the race, so I was like evil and evil

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Speaker 11: google it if you're not a gen XA sure riding

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Speaker 11: through the flame.

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Speaker 3: And we have a lot of snakes, yes are you?

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Speaker 10: We managed to sorry about it.

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Speaker 11: Let's go motor homes, but we did kill two kamper

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Speaker 11: vans to kangaroo strike. I got a few burns and

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Speaker 11: a few cingers. But the bikes amazing Chapter two bikes

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Speaker 11: made in the Bell Cancer New Zealand colors. They came

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Speaker 11: out of it unscathed.

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Speaker 6: Say hello, that's amazing it because Jason you like cycling?

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Speaker 6: Do you reckon? How do you reckon? Jason? Go? Because

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Speaker 6: he has a penny barthing. He bought it. You do

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Speaker 6: you know what?

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00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 11: I've got amaze at Bunny's bike shop up in town,

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Speaker 11: who is building a penny farthing.

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Speaker 10: I'd love to see you ride there.

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Speaker 3: Oh look, any the other week. I love a penny farthing,

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Speaker 3: and can I ask how much you raised.

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Speaker 5: In the end?

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Speaker 11: Well, you know, it's all about the team effort.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 11: He raised over one hundred and ten thousand dollars this

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00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 11: month and I contributed a very small five grand to that,

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Speaker 11: but it was an absolute honor to be.

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Speaker 3: Part of the month.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, Joanna, Well, what's the full name, Jace? Just

1135
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 6: so we can give a proper shout out people, I

1136
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 6: can't remember.

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00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 3: It's just gone out of my head.

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00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 6: It's written down on your paper there.

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Speaker 3: Oh, but I haven't got my glasses on.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

1141
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 6: Just make that look okay. Full disclosure. I told him

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Speaker 6: your name is Joanna Shart, it's actually Joanna Sharp.

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00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 3: Yes, Joanna, thank you that key so you dodged the

1144
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 3: bull at Hey dodger But no, but seriously, Joanna, that

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Speaker 3: is a phenomenal effort. Congrats to you back then.

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00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 11: Thanks guys, and thanks for everything you've done for Balconston,

1147
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 11: New zeal And. We couldn't appreciate it more.

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Speaker 10: You're amazing, No.

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Speaker 1: Worry, and if you'd like to help it as well,

1150
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: text the word loud to three seven seven nine. Donate

1151
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: three bucks right now. Also, if you want to join

1152
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: the Big Show on our first ever fishing trip. Thanks

1153
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: to site smart get ready to call eight hundred.

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Speaker 6: Hodarchy too good.

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Speaker 10: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisey.

1157
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Speaker 3: U's indeed bon Jovi there on the radio Hogarchy Big

1158
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Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday evening live from the Empire Tabin and

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Speaker 3: the Orkland seb Come on down. She's packed to the rafters.

1160
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 3: It's going off a party.

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Speaker 1: I feel like if you say that, Jake's people will

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Speaker 1: think it's too busy and they won't fire.

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Speaker 3: No, they want to have a party. Man. Then when

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Speaker 3: I come down and have a.

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Speaker 5: Good time, if I'm just paint a picture here, they've

1166
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 5: got we've got all eyes of glued on us. But

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Speaker 5: at the same time, we've got people here that are dancing.

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00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 5: There's a huge dancer over here. It's off, but everybody's

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00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 5: watching us. And there's a group of people that are

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00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 5: talking to each other. There's people falling over, there's all

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Speaker 5: sorts of goings on here and you don't want to

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Speaker 5: miss out on it?

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Speaker 6: Can I say that totally?

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Speaker 1: And it's all for a good cause. You know, we've

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00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 1: got people tripping over in front of us for a

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00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,720
Speaker 1: good cause. It's raising money and awareness with our Cancer

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Speaker 1: New Zealand texts Loue to three seven seven nine Chase

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Speaker 1: for an instant three dollars donation.

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Speaker 3: I might have a bit of a boogie later on

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Speaker 3: the South Magie.

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Speaker 5: It's one of those nights where I feel like I've

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Speaker 5: got to dance the keys of the week away.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally remember those days, mate, I do. I'm getting

1184
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 3: your little hot pants on and your big thigh high

1185
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 3: boots and just bogging the night away.

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Speaker 6: High high and nothing.

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Speaker 5: It's rid of the stresses, like a good like a

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00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 5: good old boogie, shaking that ass.

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Speaker 6: If I may.

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Speaker 3: I used to get up. You know, they used to

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00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 3: have what would you call them, sort of raised platform

1192
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 3: was platforms. Yeah, and I would, you know, do my

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00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 3: little solo dancers then Eve, I'd be like, oh nejd J. Yeah,

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00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 3: do you ever dance Keazy? Because I've watched you dancer

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00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 3: a Budanco.

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Speaker 6: Hey, do you guys want to do TV chat? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do we yea?

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00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 6: I suppose.

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Speaker 3: Watch on the Telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah. Ship, that

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00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 3: was good.

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Speaker 6: That was really good.

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Speaker 3: That was really good, man.

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00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 6: Everybody loved it.

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00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you watch on the Telly last night, Mike?

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Speaker 6: Not a lot, actually, man, I was just doing clean.

1206
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 5: So then I watched the first eight episodes of the

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00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 5: first season of House of Dragon.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's good man wowd show. Yeah yeah, eight

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00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 6: hours with yeah, roundabout, round about, round about. Good show.

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Speaker 5: So I'm looking forward to season two, which I understand

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Speaker 5: is on Neon Weill that be right, Jose, you've seen

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Speaker 5: the first two episodes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Neon it is. Yeah, that's great stuff, mate. Funnily enough,

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Speaker 3: I watched the first fifteen episodes of Seinfeld last night. God,

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Speaker 3: I hated it. It was so bad. It was so bad,

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Speaker 3: just like, what does he want raving about? This is crap.

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Speaker 6: Seinfeld one of the greatest sitcoms ever.

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Speaker 5: It's often regarded in the top two at Seinfeld and Talkback.

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Speaker 6: I've never heard of talkback.

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Speaker 3: Oh you're missing out there.

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Speaker 6: Can tell you all about it in the break. Okay,

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Speaker 6: sounds great. Do you guys want to know what I watched?

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Speaker 3: If we have to hear?

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Speaker 1: I watched the episode of Country Calendar. Oh god, this

1225
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: guy was long lining off the commandal there having his

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00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: little but his crew, and I was thinking it actually

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00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: be quite fun because you hop on your boat, you

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Speaker 1: go up for a week.

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Speaker 6: You just live on the boat.

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Speaker 1: You put the lines out, you get the snappers in,

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00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: and it's just you and the flowers, you know, out

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00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,479
Speaker 1: there on the boat for a week.

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Speaker 6: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I've done a bit of longlining in my time. Actually, yeah,

1235
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 3: quite seriously, she's hard jacking, man.

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00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 6: It's not easy, not for Yeah, I don't think.

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00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's soft Tanskezy Cavin boy Keezy.

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Speaker 6: That's what what have you doing?

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00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally captain Captain's boy Keezy.

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Speaker 6: Captain's boys all right, and you're Captain Honker first mate.

1241
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 6: But that was good. And then I turned it off

1242
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 6: and watched our mad Max fur each Yeah you watch

1243
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 6: what don't worry about? It's all good. Should we go

1244
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Speaker 6: to a June Yeah, man, it's a sound garden.

1245
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 3: Maybe I can't see a thing, so I'm gonna.

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00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 6: Put my beer down so I could play it. It's

1247
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 6: my bad guys responsibly of course.

1248
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike

1249
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 2: Minogue and Kesey.

1250
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 3: Radio Who a Day in lou.

1251
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 7: Into flush another commercial break for a comedy break.

1252
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 3: He is indeed very excited about our next guest, Courtney Dawson,

1253
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 3: of course, our comedian joining us on the loose here

1254
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 3: at the Empire Tavern. How's life, Courtney? What's going on?

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Speaker 10: Life's pretty hct Okay. I just worked a full day

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00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 10: of retail and then I came in here smashed over

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00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 10: that that bench.

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00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,319
Speaker 3: Yeh, I saw you smash a shin into that. Did

1259
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 3: that hurt?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 6: I did. It was a pity you didn't hit the deck.

1262
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 5: I thought you could have finished off by going down

1263
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,360
Speaker 5: onto the ground, whaling, whaling.

1264
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 3: Like I thought.

1265
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,799
Speaker 10: If there's like a radio trio to fall in front

1266
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 10: of it, it's not you, guys. Is he not the

1267
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 10: first one? And also almost smashed into Paul Douglas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, save that, don't waste it on the big show, Jesus. So,

1269
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Speaker 1: of course we've been down here for hold, he's been

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00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 1: down here for over twelve hours?

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Speaker 3: Now? Is that how long?

1272
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 6: He? And buy men? Really great content today.

1273
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,879
Speaker 1: It's been excellent of course day and Lou two, it's

1274
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: all for Bow Cancer Awareness Month. We raised over one

1275
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: hundred and ten thousand dollars and you can donate right

1276
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 1: now by texting Lou to three seven, seven to nine.

1277
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Speaker 6: And all day as well.

1278
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,960
Speaker 1: People have been texting through jokes for comedians to come

1279
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Speaker 1: through and read on air. Courtney, You've got some jokes there.

1280
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 5: You've been campaigning pretty hard for this over the last

1281
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 5: sort of ten or eleven months. You've been it's getting

1282
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 5: in touch with Toddy here at Hodek and asking if

1283
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 5: you can be one of the comedians that came on

1284
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 5: board to read out some jokes.

1285
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Speaker 6: So big break for you here, a massive break on the's.

1286
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 10: A break been begging to come on here, but I

1287
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 10: only got the okay text about three days ago.

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Speaker 3: I think you yeah, well, I mean it's you know,

1289
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 3: as Maggie was saying, you know, it's hotly contested spot

1290
00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 3: amongst the comedians getting on the Big Shaw to read joke.

1291
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: Well, that that spot that you were and Ricky Jabase

1292
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 1: was supposed to do, but he pulled out three days ago.

1293
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 6: So I thought we'd get you in shame shame on him.

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00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:01,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I've got some great jokes here hit us. Okay,

1295
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 10: here we go. What kind of car does an egg drive?

1296
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 6: An egg? I don't know what kind of car does

1297
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 6: an egg drove?

1298
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 10: It's a Yolkswagonah, yolks wagon.

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Speaker 6: That's gone down a real tree. Here. I don't mind

1300
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Speaker 6: the crowd.

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Speaker 3: You don't worry about them, man, just ignore them.

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00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 5: We do.

1303
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 10: They don't know what good comedy is. Okay, here we go.

1304
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 10: Oh my god, we have another. Did you guys ask

1305
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 10: for egg jokes?

1306
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 6: Jokes?

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00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:31,959
Speaker 10: It's too it's a double up egg jokes.

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00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 3: Well, peases, was all about the penis.

1309
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 6: We were meant to separate the egg jokes.

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00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 3: Good, Yeah, it was good.

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Speaker 6: I don't get it.

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Speaker 10: Okay, here we go, double yoka. What do you call

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Speaker 10: a person who doesn't believe in Santa Claus? H?

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Speaker 6: I don't know what do you call a person that

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00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 6: doesn't believe in Santa Claus?

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Speaker 10: I think this person's mucked up the premise. Their answer

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00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 10: is agnostic, but I think it's supposed to say who

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00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 10: doesn't believe in the Easter?

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Speaker 3: Buddy, jeez, I love how.

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Speaker 6: This.

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Speaker 10: We're in New Zealand. People don't drink ignog.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's true, man, that's true. Foul.

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Speaker 5: Often you don't find a comedian bagging their own jokes

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Speaker 5: immediately after telling them.

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Speaker 6: But good stuff. Just another taxi on three four three?

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Speaker 6: More egg jokes please, he's a great.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I want to think about an egg joke, and

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00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 10: in the meantime, I'm going to tell you a a Okay,

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Speaker 10: let's switch to a different kind of meat.

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Speaker 6: Cow my two favorite meats.

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Speaker 10: It's an almost meat. Okay, what do you call a

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00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 10: cow with a twitch?

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00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 6: I don't know, Jace, what do you call it?

1334
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Speaker 3: I don't know?

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Speaker 10: Beef jerkys?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, just reminded the listeners in these three on

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00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,760
Speaker 6: three four right three beef jerky. It's pretty good.

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Speaker 10: Actually, I just immediately thought of a cow on twitch

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00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 10: live streaming.

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00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 3: You know what? It was? Gaming? Sure, yeah, that would be.

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00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 6: What's twitch again?

1342
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 3: Twitch is so good? Man? Hi, what's the next gag?

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00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 6: Okay? Here, we got anything about albinos or anything?

1344
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 7: Then?

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00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 10: Why do you want albinos?

1346
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 6: An albino joke? Have you got an albino joke?

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00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 3: Oh?

1348
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually I do.

1349
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 6: Here we go.

1350
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Speaker 10: The other day I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was

1351
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 10: the least I could do for it.

1352
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't have any spots.

1353
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, I really, I really joke the person who

1354
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 10: said that, and this a grape joke?

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 6: My delivery was terrible. Well look, well, you know delivering

1357
00:59:52,720 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 6: jokes isn't for everyone, noise. It was just a little joke.

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01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've noticed this, but Old Casey's

1359
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,800
Speaker 3: been doing a bit of stand up comedy and the

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01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,600
Speaker 3: boy he's getting pretty full of him south. He's he

1361
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 3: is begging the comedians, what do you want two?

1362
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 10: Three gigs now?

1363
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's been like this, this stand up comedy

1364
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 3: is a piece of past. Yeah. Yeah, so so and

1365
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 3: he's demanding to be a headline.

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01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 6: I want a headline as well.

1367
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants a headline.

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01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 10: And I love when someone who's just got a profile

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01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 10: and just sort of walk on too gay.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I apologize.

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01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 3: It's all good, keysy all is one day.

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01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 6: A comedian will watson to radio and get a good job.

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01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 6: One day.

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Speaker 1: Courtney Dawson, though, thank you so much for coming on

1375
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: those jokes, especially the big ones.

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01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 3: They were excellent.

1377
01:00:56,280 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 6: Oh no, that was terrible, Gus podcast.

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01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 3: Well there you go, your mad bastards, John and Dusted

1379
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 3: here at the Empire tav them. What a day. It's

1380
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 3: been a day in lou To thousands of dollars raised,

1381
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 3: but most importantly awareness raised. People going to see their

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01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 3: doctors too good.

1383
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: That's right, of course, June is Bow cancer Awareness month.

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01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: Throughout the month, the fantastic people at BEW Cancer New

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01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: Zealand have made over one hundred and eleven thousand dollars. Yeah,

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01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 1: manased into that, but mostly it's been the great New

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01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:43,720
Speaker 1: Zealanders from around the country. And just a reminder, if

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Speaker 1: you're over the age of thirty, go and get yourself

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01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: a colon oscarby because if everyone over thirty did that,

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Speaker 1: we would get rid of ninety nine percent of colon

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01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 1: of bow cancer.

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01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 6: Absolutely, and there really is no excuse. I mean, I

1393
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,760
Speaker 6: know and my bunch of friends.

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01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 5: I've got a lot of gay friends that are concerned

1395
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 5: about it because they're worried if they go and have

1396
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 5: a colonoscopy it'll make them straight.

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Speaker 6: Oh but that but that's not how it works. No,

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01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 6: did you did you say to them, because that doesn't

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01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 6: make any sense, because that'd be like a straight guy

1400
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 6: being like, oh if I go get a colon gay,

1401
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 6: that makes no sense, no sense at all. Yeahes exactly

1402
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 6: tell them that I told them. That doesn't make any

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01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 6: sense at all. So bloody good New Zealand.

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01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 1: And of course don't forget you can text lu to

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01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 1: three seven seven nine right now text every text raises

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Speaker 1: three dollars instantly.

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Speaker 6: Thank you very much for joining us here at the Impire.

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Speaker 3: It's been a blast. You take care out there, and

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01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 3: if you are having any questions, go and check your doctor.

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01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 3: Go and see your doctor. Chick do all that jazz.

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Speaker 3: And thanks to Cotton Stuffs too for all the all

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Speaker 3: the duney toilet paper there.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: They also they also matched thousands of dollars worth of donations.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be taking those home with me. Fellas see,

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Speaker 3: I have a great night. Thanks so much,