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Speaker 3: That is the eighteenth of June twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Welcome all year Bespokey Doggies to the Matt and Jerry

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Speaker 2: Daily Bespoke podcast. Do we get any kickback from the

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Speaker 2: Lesbian Space Witches? I saw that that podcast went out

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Speaker 2: called Lesbian Space Witches.

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Speaker 3: Do we get any kickbacks?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No kickback? It's some good positives.

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Speaker 2: Kickback, No, what's not kickbacks? Kickback is when you get

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Speaker 2: money for a day.

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Speaker 3: Pushback? Oh no, I don't know about pushback. I haven't

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Speaker 3: hit anything you fellas, Jerry, nothing from me.

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Speaker 2: I got home yesterday and I slept from ten thirty

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Speaker 2: am till about three thirty pm, just on the couch,

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Speaker 2: So I didn't experience any kickback or pushback.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 4: Are you feeling some kind of out of body experience today?

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Speaker 4: That always happens to me whenever I slept during the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: the previous day. The body doesn't make sense anymore.

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Speaker 2: All of yesterday's radio show and podcast, I felt like

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Speaker 2: I was watching from the other side of the room

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Speaker 2: while everything was going on. I've got weird brain fog

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Speaker 2: at the moment. God, it's our grasp on reality is

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Speaker 2: so tenuous? Isn't it so for continuous that you know

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Speaker 2: a couple of things happen. You get a bit of

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Speaker 2: a fever and you just get disassociated with your body.

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Speaker 2: Right now, I feel like my mouth is talking, but

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Speaker 2: I've got absolutely nothing to do with it. I'mow my

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Speaker 2: consciousness is sitting back behind it. And I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: who's running this all this talking. I don't know who's

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Speaker 2: controlling it. I've got no say on what's going on

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Speaker 2: here at all. It's just going on its own cord.

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Speaker 2: This is on autopilot.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you can see how people become mentally unwell off

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Speaker 3: the back of illnesses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it must be terrifying. I had a

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Speaker 2: friend that took nutmeg, just nutmeg that he got from

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Speaker 2: the supermarket, and he took it with milk of an

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Speaker 2: evening and later in the evening he was at Club

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Speaker 3: Is it a strip club? No, it wasn't Itually, No,

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Speaker 3: it was in a strip club. What's the strip club?

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Speaker 3: There was, Clear Petras. There's another strip club. And not

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Speaker 3: forget the name of Candies is in Queenstown. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: it's not Candies, Clear Petras. And the one with the

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Speaker 3: slide that's Clear Petres. I believe it's been a while

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Speaker 3: since I've been to a strip club, and today Clear Petres,

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Speaker 3: there's a Clear Petres in there. This is a woman

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Speaker 3: that did a routine and actually, speaking of lesbian space witches,

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Speaker 3: broomstick like dressed as a witch. Was she dressed as

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Speaker 3: the witch with a broomstick? She was just she was

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Speaker 3: dressed as a witch. She had a broomstick and it

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Speaker 3: was kind of a scratchy one of those ones with

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Speaker 3: of scratched around downstairs. Is there a rising tied of

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Speaker 3: people into what she posed? Stripper for me? No, doesn't

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Speaker 3: do anything for me. I'm not I've never been that

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Speaker 4: Nope, it doesn't do for me either. So what was

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Speaker 3: Was it or was it? You know, the sweeping part.

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Speaker 3: It was a broomstack, so she was using many end

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Speaker 3: people's downstairs. But we look when we arrived at Clear

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Speaker 2: You didn't just come up with the dusty downstairs, and

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Speaker 3: Up was cleaner. This weird situation that we were down

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Speaker 3: sounds like poor Poorcastles with me, and Dean Corners was

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Speaker 3: New Zealand. And we thought, what are we going to

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Speaker 3: Petras and we arrived at eight thirty. It was just

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Speaker 3: after straight up to done it. Maybe it was at nine,

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Speaker 3: it seems early, but the strippers were inside of the

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Speaker 3: strip club and they were watching Everybody Loves Raymond Great

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Speaker 3: Show on TV two. So we walked down and it

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Speaker 3: was like we'd walked down on something that we shouldn't

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Speaker 3: then they sort of hit it out back and because

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Speaker 3: in the Clear Patress Club for quite some time. So

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Speaker 3: just the three of you, yeah, and the stripplers and

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Speaker 3: we're having drunks brought to us. Obviously it was a bar,

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Speaker 3: and it's a bar, and so we're sitting there having

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Speaker 3: some drunks, but there were no strippers of that. So

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Speaker 3: it was there because they were getting ready.

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Speaker 2: Was it clear patrol dollars? Were they running their own

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Speaker 3: No, this is the thing that they hadn't worked out

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Speaker 3: how to do that yet.

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Speaker 2: So, because the way a strip club makes its money

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Speaker 2: is that you allowed drunk people in, You get them

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Speaker 2: to buy dollars, and then you throw them out and

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Speaker 2: they can't spend the money.

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Speaker 3: That's a good system. And you can't exchange your dollars.

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Speaker 3: Once you've exchanged dollars, you can't catch them back.

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Speaker 2: All you can exchange those strip club dollars for is trouble.

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Speaker 3: With your misses. That's right to buy you a whole

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Speaker 3: lot of trouble. Those dollars. You put those in the

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Speaker 3: burn on the way home. We'll leave them in the cab.

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Speaker 3: So we're sitting there and we've been watching Edy take

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Speaker 3: for American dolledge. Yeah, what do you get for a

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Speaker 3: show girls scholar? Yeah, it's worth twenty cents in New Zealand.

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Speaker 3: So then we're sitting there for a while, we're having

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking, I'm going to say forty five minutes time

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Speaker 2: So you wait for forty five minutes and then a

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Speaker 2: witchipoo comes out yep, And I remember they ask you?

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Speaker 3: Did they ask you anything?

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Speaker 2: Because I imagine I can imagine Paul Kesley being interested

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Speaker 2: in a WITCHI pea not so much.

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Speaker 3: Dean. Dean was the most interested into the Yeah, he

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Speaker 3: actually was quite into it. He was like, oh, here

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Speaker 3: we go. It's a bit of me. Dean's quite into

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Speaker 3: just females in general. He loves it. He's a big

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Speaker 3: fan of all females. He's kind of got a medieval

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Speaker 3: I think he was more interested in the burning of

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Speaker 3: This is going to be that did they burn the witch?

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Speaker 3: This one didn't get burned. That's good because I don't

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Speaker 3: want to see that. No, who would want to see that?

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Speaker 3: So she's dressed it in a witch's outfit. She's got

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Speaker 3: a broomstick and then by the state she.

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Speaker 2: Got a witch's hat on. Sure, because if she doesn't

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Speaker 3: A I can't remember. Did she have a black cat?

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Speaker 3: I can't remember?

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Speaker 4: But are you confusing the time that I don't think

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Speaker 4: I can say this, I'm going to say and we

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Speaker 4: can delete it. That time with Jason Hort woke up

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Speaker 4: and witches costume there was a pirate cos there was.

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Speaker 3: Don't delete that. That's fine.

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Speaker 2: It would be much better if you'd come home on

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Speaker 2: a broom stuck for the WITCHI poo costume. I can

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Speaker 2: I can see what she's getting at. And look, I'll

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Speaker 2: put a pin on my nutbig story, because it's gone.

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Speaker 2: We've gone miles away from that be again to be

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Speaker 2: and actually, strangely, I've been feeling distant from the chat

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Speaker 2: until we got into this witchy poo chat at the

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Speaker 3: You've been more interested in guys, That's what There's interesting

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Speaker 3: so much.

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Speaker 2: Does Segmund Freud or Carl Jong ever use strip clubs

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Speaker 2: chat to bring people back from the edge of vicinity

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Speaker 3: On It's got all the elements for you. It's got

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, but I can kind of see

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Speaker 2: the thinking around the WITCHI poonas because you've got something

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Yes, yes, I know you're bang on being used

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Speaker 3: as a as a prop like that. Yeah, but I

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Speaker 3: didn't found that particularly. I kind of was looking past that.

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Speaker 2: Did she have any lines like bubble bubble, toil and

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Speaker 3: What I did know? You have a cauldron. I'm fucked off.

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Speaker 3: If she doesn't have a car, there's no cauldron. What

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Speaker 3: I did notice from a clear Petres that night, and

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Speaker 3: I mean clear Petres.

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Speaker 2: I mean you'd think obviously the go to would be

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Speaker 3: I reckon she came later, did she was clear? We

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Speaker 3: never stayed for that long, to be honest, we were

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Speaker 3: probably out of there but after about it now, mainly

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Speaker 3: because we had our we had our clear patress dollars

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Speaker 3: We've been sent a couple of drinks. I was. I

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Speaker 3: out that was He described her as Witchipoo. If I

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Speaker 3: text now and said what you pook? Question mark, he

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Speaker 3: would In fact, can you text the text and see

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Speaker 3: if he's because what's the time in the States, you're

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Speaker 3: probably whatchipoo? Christian Mark Cleopatras question Mark.

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Speaker 4: I fear that you're telling the story with an exceptional

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Speaker 4: amount of detail, which is great and I like it,

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Speaker 4: but I'm worried that you're doing that thing that you

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Speaker 4: sometimes do, you where you tell a story from I

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Speaker 4: don't know.

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Speaker 3: A few years back, he spelled WICHI poo w I

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Speaker 3: It was Nikita, Nikita, sorry forgive me?

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Speaker 3: Where are you? He come back? Oh God, can you

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Speaker 2: Dean Cornish, friend of the show Great New Zealander, has

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Speaker 3: Okay, mate, yeah, okay mate, that's shove it up your ass.

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Speaker 2: So this is how he responded, Oh fuck, yeah, got

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Speaker 2: You may never be there again, so you want to

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Speaker 3: We lived. We lived soon after because there was no

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Speaker 4: How much would you pay for? Sorry, mash, what you're

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Speaker 3: He knowed I didn't spend any money. I left all

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Speaker 2: He next thing, you know, he was actually talked to

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Speaker 3: Shall we find out from the man himself. Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: I bet you ended up at the back in a

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Speaker 3: It's something you do, man, GrITT. I bet we find

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Speaker 2: I bet you ended up poking your bone through the

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Speaker 3: Don't tell me, Gretel. We need to feed you up

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Speaker 2: So all this witchhair is so she did she have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the black robe. And then the black

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Speaker 4: So the moral of the story, Jury, and the reason

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Speaker 2: That's fine because it's a lot of a lot of

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Speaker 3: That's okay, past defeat your drest as a witch? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Do you think she was a real witch? Oh? Now

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Speaker 3: that's an idea I haven't thought of. She might have

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Speaker 2: Well, maybe they send out wichi Poo because it sounded

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Speaker 3: But for maybe she just wanted to watch Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So for me, if there's a WITCHI Poo review, yep,

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Speaker 2: to get me through the I want a cauldron, I

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Speaker 2: And anything less than that, I'm going to say that's

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Speaker 4: Just don't read Jelly the Witch. It'll you'll really get

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Speaker 4: long fingers in the nose water. That's interesting that you've

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Speaker 3: I didn't really know that witches get me going.

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Speaker 2: Really, if I if I could, I'd love to join

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Speaker 3: Really, Okay, why is that? Because you love witches?

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Speaker 2: I'd be like to be the warlock to a coven

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Speaker 3: And yeah, that sounds problematic. What's interesting? I just have

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Speaker 2: Thanks about clear Petras, and even there's.

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Speaker 3: Nothing, there's nothing, nothing about nothing about clear petras anywhere

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Speaker 6: the Heif he'll be stoked with the full name, that's fine.

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Speaker 6: notre there, said my friend over there, jubblis, and that

436
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Speaker 6: was her one instruction. But the quality of the performer

437
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Speaker 6: was so horrendous that night that we generally were pulling

438
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Speaker 6: the tables towards ourselves soon so we couldn't get lap dancers.

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Speaker 3: Was that Bobby's Bobby's.

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Speaker 2: Where it seems just anita that the strip clubs are stilettos.

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Speaker 3: There was one just in Aukland, just to be called solos.

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Speaker 2: And there's also just girls and La Mashon. There's no

443
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Speaker 2: men all out in, just girls, just girls, only girls alloud,

444
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Speaker 2: and only girls on stage, just girls, just girls.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how well that's going to go. There's

446
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Speaker 3: have they thought through that business plan? That's not the slide?

447
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Speaker 3: Is that? What's just the slide? What's got the slide? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Where's the slide? The Singapore slide? I think that might

449
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Speaker 3: be stilettos when you touched on it before it?

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Speaker 4: Do you guys have that mate and your group of

451
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Speaker 4: friends that's just oddly quiet, doesn't really check to form

452
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Speaker 4: in that much, but the moment you get inside a

453
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Speaker 4: strip club, it's like, I don't know, Heaven to them

454
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Speaker 4: and he's just a little bit too much comfort.

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Speaker 3: Strip essential a couple in here. Anyone in the group

456
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Speaker 3: ever been aroused physically actually in a strip club? I

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Speaker 3: have percent apart.

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Speaker 2: From without a lappie, without a lappie, has anyone been

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Speaker 2: to a strip club by themselves and sat at the

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Speaker 2: back arounsd.

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Speaker 4: Matt As you've gone very quiet there. No, I've definitely

462
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Speaker 4: been aroused by this six weeks before, is it?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 4: Like I've seen a situation that I was familiar with

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Speaker 4: that it wasn't in the strip club. It was similar

466
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Speaker 4: to your story Jerry about walking past an Amsterdam shop

467
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Speaker 4: front window. A similar situation, just not in Amsterdam.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys want to hear the Stiletto's Review Bar,

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Speaker 2: Tago's home of adult entertainment. Please step into the sizzling

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Speaker 2: atmosphere of Stiletto's Review Bar, Dunedin's premier adult venue, where

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Speaker 2: the night comes alive with continuous live and entertainment. Our

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Speaker 2: stage showcase is top tier talent from across New Zealand,

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Speaker 2: ensuring an unforgettable experience for our guests. Immerse yourself in

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Speaker 2: the allure of our fully equipped bar, Explore private rooms

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Speaker 2: for a more intimate setting, and indulge in attempting a

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Speaker 2: ray of drinks and services. Welcome to the epitome of

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Speaker 2: adult entertainment. In what they put them to need.

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Speaker 3: In that is sophisticated, so sophisticated music. There's an arm

479
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Speaker 3: chair on stage at Stiletto's. Oh wouldn't it?

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Speaker 4: Ah?

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Speaker 3: Is the idea that you get strapped into that?

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Speaker 2: For something more, check out what else we have on

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Speaker 2: off of We've got pole Parties, Sure Pleases, Massage Parlor

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Speaker 2: and Club ris Guay for the more adventurous couples clubs.

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Speaker 3: What is Club Riscue? Well, let the fun begin. It's

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Speaker 3: the letters.

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Speaker 2: We're proud to offer a variety of pulse and raising

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Speaker 2: services for all to enjoy.

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Speaker 3: Hey, it's not club risks that you don't go with

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Speaker 3: you with your partner and play risk with other people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because that is just a just be the French

492
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Speaker 2: version of it, obviously.

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Speaker 3: Club risk.

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Speaker 2: Immerse yourself in the adure of a fully equipped bar.

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Speaker 3: Well, you'd hope it would be fully equipped just a bar.

496
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Speaker 3: It's a fully equipped bar, so what does that mean.

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Speaker 3: It's got a sink, it's got a washing machine, it's

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Speaker 3: it's fully equipped, fully equipped with glasses.

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Speaker 4: All this podcasters made me want to go to a

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Speaker 4: strip club. So maybe you feel as we eat on

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Speaker 4: down to show girls this morning?

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Speaker 3: Is it twenty four to seven? Show girls? Oh god?

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Speaker 3: What do they do? Like a continental breakfast down there?

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Speaker 3: They used to do a lunch, didn't they. Friday I

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Speaker 3: saw this.

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Speaker 2: I saw the US politician that had been rumbled recently

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Speaker 2: for spending campaign donations on extrip clubs, and his excuse was, yeah,

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Speaker 2: they served lunch there.

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Speaker 3: So I was just taking some people out for lunch.

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Speaker 3: What's the difference with there's a nude person on stage?

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Speaker 3: Were you serving lunch?

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Speaker 2: We were there for the food, the food, the chicken wings,

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Speaker 2: are very good at that.

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Speaker 3: He was.

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Speaker 2: It was not It was a full strip club, and

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Speaker 2: I thought she won't remember. For some reason, I don't

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Speaker 2: like the idea of eating food.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's a dropper in front of me. No, it'll

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Speaker 3: put you off your breakfast, won't it. Yeah, nudity and food.

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Speaker 3: It's although then he and I had some sushi off

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Speaker 3: your back once? Was that you and sushi off my back?

522
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Speaker 3: On me eating sushi off your back? Did that work

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Speaker 3: for you? It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 3: sort of. It wasn't the worst meal I've had. I'll

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Speaker 3: just on Dean and the dipping sauces. Interesting way we

526
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Speaker 3: put the soy sauce on you. But but crack lit

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Speaker 3: a hole in the back, I said.

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Speaker 2: A text a text Dean, and I said, we're telling

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Speaker 2: the full WITCHI Pooh story on the pod today, and

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Speaker 2: he goes, I'll be sure to check that out.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, helloaded Dean the gal Dean.

532
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Speaker 2: Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted about nutmeg, a friend

533
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Speaker 2: of mine took some nut near and then spent the

534
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Speaker 2: next two years of his life feeling like I do now.

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00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 2: Where you're watching the room from the other side where

536
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Speaker 2: you're experiencing life from the other side of the room,

537
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Speaker 2: and apparent wasn't that fun?

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Speaker 3: All right? It wasn't my mate day. No, it wouldn't

539
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Speaker 3: have been. No, it was rough. Nobody wants to be dislocated, Yeah, discombobulated, dislocated,

540
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Speaker 3: disconnected from reality. This would be a perfect time for

541
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Speaker 3: me to commit a murder. Actually, I think I could.

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Speaker 2: I could the way I'm feeling now, I could probably

543
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Speaker 2: commit a murder and feel less culpable for it, if

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, who are you thinking? Technically insane?

545
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Speaker 3: Got anyone in mind or anyone you guys want to off?

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Speaker 3: I don't have a look at the office there. There's

547
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Speaker 3: a few people out there, hence man name like pantsman

548
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Speaker 3: g Lane? What about g Lane? Nice do his life favor? Actually,

549
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Speaker 3: maybe I will murder g Lane for it. Yeah, and

550
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Speaker 3: probably has gotten in touch and actually they'd be a

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Speaker 3: nice thing to do. That would be nice thing to do.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how you take g Lane down there.

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Speaker 3: I think you'd go. I think you'd hard to take

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Speaker 3: down Lane, My god.

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Speaker 2: I think you could take like four or five shots

556
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Speaker 2: from the shotgun and still keep coming in here.

557
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Speaker 3: Just clapping his hands.

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Speaker 4: I mean, he killed a brain tumor like it was nothing.

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine what He's not going to go down

560
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Speaker 4: light now anyway?

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Speaker 3: All right, so three forreak three, we'll talk about function

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Speaker 3: on your out.

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Speaker 4: Right app Oh my god, the phones are lighting up. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we just can't get to those today, unfortunately, Sorry about that.

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, then seem busy.

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Speaker 2: I think we've answered most of those questions that you

567
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Speaker 2: hear today about Wichipo.

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Speaker 4: Just the one question remains for tomorrow's show. Where was

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Speaker 4: the slide It Strict Club? Yes, let us know in

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Speaker 4: the conclave follow us It was in.

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Speaker 3: The octagon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then a year oldie building with some white

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Speaker 2: steps leading up to it.

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Speaker 3: It eliminates about two percent of the buildings.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, you can ask the magician Concertino because he's

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Speaker 6: coming in tomorrow Constantina Concertina Constantino.

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Speaker 2: And if Witchi poo's listening, then please reach out to

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Speaker 2: us with you Witchy Poo, to see what you were doing.

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Speaker 3: And I'd be fascinated to know what she's up to. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she'd be she'd be in a relationship with children, no doubt,

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Speaker 3: and would and would.

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Speaker 2: Just be interesting to see if she continued with the

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Speaker 2: witchipoo motif.

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Speaker 3: Oh, sorry, she'd be a mom.

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Speaker 6: I thought you just said she'd be in a relationship

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Speaker 6: with children.

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Speaker 3: No, she'ld be should be a mother, she'd be a mom.

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Speaker 3: It flies on Wichipoo.

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Speaker 4: I just say this sixy music I've been playing for

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Speaker 4: the second half of this podcast, Tuesday, change the mood.

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Speaker 3: Sixty Tuesday. We need to bring back sixty Tuesday where

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Speaker 3: we all just take our pants off. And should we

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Speaker 3: bring the Chauzi Tuesday. We used to do the show

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Speaker 3: on a.

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Speaker 6: I'd love to do that no offense, but I feel

596
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Speaker 6: like I undermined Mett's Nutmeg story. Like it helped out

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00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 6: with the stripping stories a lot, but Matt's nut Meg

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Speaker 6: story I struggled to take seriously.

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Speaker 2: I was actually wanted to share details of my mental

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Speaker 2: health struggles since something sick last week.

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Speaker 3: But you want to play. You can tell us all

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Speaker 3: about those where you go, turn off the music, turn

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Speaker 3: it off, and I'm done. Okay, we'll see tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow with more on which he poo tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: The Mint and Jerry the Sport parton

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Speaker 4: M HM