WEBVTT - "Invading Antarctica" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:02.280 Live from the Export Beer Gaden Studio, brought to you 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:04.480 by Export Ultra the beer for Here. This is the 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:07.280 Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the fifteenth of October. 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:12.559 The Agenda Podcast, the Home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.920 brought to you by Export of Vulture. 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:20.079 Good morning, Julian morning. I think it's appropriate for both 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:23.040 of us, who have been covering in Matt Heath's absence, 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:26.640 to just start the podcast by regurgitating the best thing 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:27.720 we talked about on the Men and Juris. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:30.680 Yeah, well I heard a little bit. I just can't 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.360 get enough of Stephen mciva's stories. They make me so 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:34.920 they bring me so much joy. 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:37.920 So I told the one about the time he came 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.960 into the B studio. I'd like to preface this by saying, 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:43.720 I love Stephen mcciber. I worked with him quite a 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:45.360 bit in the mainstream sports media. 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:47.600 I love him, love him well, love him because he's 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:51.839 so I love him, love sucha wrong and he he 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:53.840 bowls a stock wrong and much like I do. 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:58.400 He came into the studio one day and was like 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:03.360 teaching me and you press up, give me a couple 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:04.760 of tips on the press ups. He'd been going to 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:06.320 the gym quite a bit lately. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:09.080 So okay, sorry, he has cold called you on that. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.039 He has come out of no you're you're sitting there 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.960 photo shopping something, and he's come up to you and said, hey, mana. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.119 I was actually live pushing the buttons for the Drive 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.680 show at the time. And what it was was he 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.720 actually wanted to talk to my offsider. He was sitting 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:26.600 next to me, and actually I think he wanted to 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.480 show her the gym tips that he'd learned. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:30.840 So he just come out of nowhere and say, hey, 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.560 I've got some tips of app you know, bulking. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.960 He definitely steered the direct conversation in that direction. I 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:38.840 think he knew he had a thing that he was 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.440 going to get to and then he basically it was 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:43.200 you put your feet up against the wall when you're 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.600 doing press ups and it just enforces a bit of 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:48.840 a stricter technique. I think I think it makes it harder. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.920 What oh I mean press your feet against the wall. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.520 No no, no, no, no no, just your heels or the 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.640 ball your feet against the wall to stop you from 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.520 moving around a bit too much. And you know, he 0:02:00.560 --> 0:02:03.560 was saying that he had found results with that. 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:04.800 Did he drop down and do something. 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:06.800 Yeah, he did. And the problem with that is, and 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.160 you'll be familiar with my approach to producing, I drink 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:12.400 quite a bit and I had spilt a beer on 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:16.320 the floor of the production room that day. It must 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.600 have been a Friday afternoon. And what he didn't know 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:21.560 was he was doing press ups. The best thing that 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:24.440 I just I just left and that there was For 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.040 whatever reason, we used to do a cross with Joel 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:30.920 and Fletch, So Flitch from Fletch ninety Brian Fletcher and 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:32.560 he does radio show over the Earth, guy by the 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.760 name of Joel Caine, and every Wednesday we would do 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.040 across with them, and mckival was filling in one day 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.040 and they just got off on the wrong foot. So 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:43.520 what you saw with Ben Ainsley picture that, but over 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:48.880 fifteen minutes of a talk radio show voice break, which 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.280 lasted for fifteen minutes, and by the end of it, 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.639 I was laughing so hard because our producer booth was 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:57.080 rigged up with cameras and so everyone could see everyone. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.480 I had to sit underneath the desk because I was 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:02.440 just laughing so hard. I was crying. How he could 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:06.560 see Maciva could see me. Joel and Fletch could see 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:09.160 me from their studio as well as my cheese slid 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:10.960 off my cracker. I don't know why, it just got 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:12.920 combative with them and it just straight off the bit. 0:03:12.960 --> 0:03:15.440 I'll try and find the audio, but it's fucking one 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:17.200 of the career highlights for me. 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:20.640 And it's still carrying on over there. And yeah, because 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:22.880 Cap we've gone four zip up, not that we give 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.920 a shit. No, they confirmed it's not coming back to 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:28.840 New Zealand. Oh they have, Yeah, they said unlikely, most 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:32.160 likely scenarios back in Barcelona, but not if some locals 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.600 can help it, because they're protesting against it. Yeah, because 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:37.720 they're basically Barcelona crashing all this money. A lot of 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:40.880 locals are saying we already have enough tourists. We're struggling 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:42.720 as a city and just with basic needs. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.160 I've seen this. I saw videos earlier this year of 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:49.240 locals and Barcelona going around spraying tourists with water pistols. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:50.560 Yes, because they're trying to get rid of them. They 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:50.960 hate them. 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:54.440 Yeah, I can understand that, but then you've got it then, 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:57.000 but if all the tourists disappeared out of Barcelona, it 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.920 would ship the bed. So yeah, because Japan's having a 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:03.320 similar issue with having to put up signs saying this 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.520 is not like Japan's not just like Disneyland. This is 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:06.280 people live here. 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.840 Yeah, I can't grab people, just grab them and take photos. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:11.480 Wouldn't they because. 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.880 It's like I mean, it's after lockdown, everyone's going over 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:16.800 to travel. Anyway, since we're talking about it, yesterday, he 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.160 had the run in with Ben Ainsley. Yes this morning. 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:24.320 Of course he's the main commentator for happened. I don't 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:26.600 know is the drug because it was him with you 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.520 that's why, and so he fuck. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:31.800 You, I put my hat in the ring. I'd be 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:34.920 I'd be so insulted if so. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.600 They had a yarn obviously they had to have another 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.240 yarn this morning. And so I've got the audio here 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:41.200 of how it sounded. 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.320 An intense match race. What's the message of the team 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:44.800 right now? 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.840 Yeah, well, Surprise tasks me about the performance start off 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:52.280 with but yeah it was it was a good race 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:55.320 and they had a good start, got the first crass. 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:58.720 But yeah, that just going well, going really well. And 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.880 so I think for us it's I don't try to 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:02.600 figure out how we can make some of his performance 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.159 goings to take it to. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:08.799 Him, Oh, Betty, we've all been drawing straws and paper scissors. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.320 Rock here mate to who was going to ask you? 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:11.360 To ask you the question? 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:17.279 Said A, but that's Glen Ashbysie commentator, so that obviously 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.039 been talking about it off here before that. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:21.760 It would have been great. It would have been you 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:23.480 know what, It would have been so great to double 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:27.359 down if he just steve went right being like boats 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.719 still not performing. This is this is my conspiracy theory. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:32.960 Is he sort of like the twelfth man of the 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:35.760 America's Cup team mcive has gone over there and been like, right, 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.800 how can I serve the great nation of New Zealand. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.120 I want to funk with the drivers Whenever I get 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:41.720 the opportunity, I'm just going to get in their head. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:43.480 I don't know if his said smart, I reckon, that's 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:44.360 what he's done. I reckon. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:47.000 He's like, I'm going to help us win the America's Cup. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:49.000 Here. This is a man who walked around bethist and 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:52.920 a pink salmon shirt and loafers. Yeah, so I don't 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.280 know was he was he missing with just the Aussie Bogans. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:56.880 Yeah, well, this is the thing he wanted to make 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.240 sure it's good mate, Murph won Bethurst, right, and so 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:02.599 he's like, look, I can distract everyone else down pit Lane, 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.000 which is where he was by the way, and the 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:07.800 salmon shoot and loafers. I thank someone threw a full 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:13.800 woodstock at him. But yeah, so mciv I love that 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:15.200 this is going to be an ongoing thing. 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:16.000 It's a shit. 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.040 I mean, god knows how many races more there's going 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:21.320 to be. Because Mashi on the Breakfast Show was saying, 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.040 it's a it's sun up, it's a sure thing. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:27.960 Absolutely, there's no way I don't This is not like 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:28.760 San Francisco. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:32.159 Is San Francisco. It wasn't like San Francisco until it was. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:36.240 But they've got a rest day. They're not racing until Thursday, right, 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.440 so they've got a day to sort this shit out. Okay, 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:41.599 remember the one in San Francisco. They had like three 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.160 days off, three or four days off in the middle 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:47.200 and the Americans went off and changed their computer system 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.279 or something. So the keiwis in terms of what we're 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.120 using for their kind of flight controller and then just fucking. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:53.120 What obliterated us? 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:53.919 Yeah? Is that what it was? 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.040 Yeah, the flight control. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.800 So it's something to do with that, but I don't 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:58.919 see them be able to do that in twenty four hours. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.200 But well, yeah, because didn't we give them like a 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.279 couple of days grace as well? They said, oh, we 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.200 need a day to fix our boat, and we said, 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:09.840 go and take another day. It's take the week, brother, 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:15.960 And then they came back a we found something. So 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.320 that's what we talked about on the Old Breakfast Show 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:18.680 this morning. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:19.640 The other thing was. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:25.080 Jerry wants to invade Antarctica because he reckons it's not 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.600 you know, he looked at the way the Danes took 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.560 over Greenland, Yes, and he said, we're not aspirational enough 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.640 as a country, but we got to start off somewhere easy. 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.960 So he wanted to launch an invasion of Antarctica. Probably 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:38.600 some mining opportunities. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:39.640 Down there, huge mining opportunities. 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.800 So we were taking tics on you know, what we 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:45.640 could bring to the what you could pledge to the 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:46.720 invasion of Antarctica. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:47.760 Oh, yeah, it's good idea. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:51.880 He had a four wheel drive super outback. Yes, he reckoned, 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:54.520 we could use someone who lives over on the West 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.000 coast actually has two heglands that they said they would 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.360 like to do. The Heglands, the thing. Have you ever 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.680 been to the Antarctic Center in christ Church? Oh yeah, 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.119 and they drive that thing. Oh yes, that's a Hagling. Okay, 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:07.960 that's handy. It's basically in the same cube on tracks. Okay, 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.080 I've got a messy, old, messy Ferguson tractor. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:10.520 Perfect. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.640 Yeah, we've got a couple of those people just using 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:13.480 them at their batches. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:17.760 I can just see it and like messy Ferguson's like 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.800 whatever you said before. Haglin's coming over the rise towards 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:26.320 Ross bass An American scientist going, oh my god, it's 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:30.000 the keiwizz are angry? Yeah, I please? 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.640 Talking about three swan drives in my wardrobe. Yeah, that 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.160 could keep people warm. My missus knows a bit about 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.120 penguins that that's handy. That'll need to kill them all. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:41.440 My dad's a minor, yes, so nailing it. He could 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.800 come over and mind the thing. Jerry's Wife's going to 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.600 have to come because Jerry doesn't know how to put 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.160 the chains on the. 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.680 That's so true. He told me about that. He said 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.640 it's her superpower and he's encouraging it. Did he tell 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:00.360 you about how he go out the mound and he'd 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.600 be sitting in the car and people would. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.800 Drive looks is that the fucking seven sharp guy? Yeah, 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.400 get out and put your chainw he's getting his misless 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:08.760 to do it the piece of ship. I think it's 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.840 because if he knelt down to change the chains, you're 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:12.360 ever want to be able to see the thong hanging 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:13.320 at the top of his jeans. 0:09:13.800 --> 0:09:18.360 His wife. Yeah, I'm going to tack a cat like 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:22.400 a little inflatable It's like a little inflatable dinghy. But 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.360 the thing is the taket. You can put it into 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:28.559 a suitcase so you can bring that. So that's a 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.880 kind of a like almost like a navy seal situation 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.880 where we can just pop it up and hone across 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:36.800 the iceberg's kill scientists and get them off the that's right, 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:37.320 the island. 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:41.040 We discuss the issue of how we're going to feed ourselves, 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.000 But that's easy. You just just pull a nar wall 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.319 out by his task and beals, carve it up. Seals 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.200 one whale, One whale wouldn't hurt. 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:49.679 Scurvy is an issue. How are we going to grow 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:50.440 veggies and ship? 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:53.400 Scurvy is going to be an issue. I haven't addressed 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.280 scurvy yet for tomorrow. I think you need to work. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.600 I might need to come back and revisit with scurvy, 0:09:58.720 --> 0:09:59.559 because you don't. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.720 Want to just be like blubber and seal meat and ship. 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.400 Which is what we're mainly going to be subsisting on. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.319 You could an always just flying tinned vegetables and we'll 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.920 take as many lemons and limes as we can. Well, yeah, 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.319 and invitament seat tablets. Suppose it's twenty twenty four now, 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:16.560 frozen vegetables you just chuck them out inside. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:20.160 Well, don't they still have cans at Scott Base that 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.679 are that are still eatable from way back when they 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:28.080 were Scott himself got there, Jesus, and so then we 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.480 were like, well, the other issue is do we need 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.360 a fleet of huskies to sort of take us out there? 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.520 And because Jerry's theory was, you know, you can ride 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.520 them out there obviously, but then you can eat them 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:39.760 as well. 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.319 There are food source and muns, and he famously ate 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.480 all his dogs, all of them. Yeah, all of them 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:46.920 because that was part of the plan. They knew they 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.760 were going to eat them. Okay, it was part of 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:49.560 the food sources. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.920 You begun slower and slower, whether you got all the 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.360 dogs will be like, hey, where's Dave. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:54.840 Can we's Steve? 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:59.800 Anyway, every day r roll someone did pledge they had 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:01.640 a daffie. They said they've got a fat staffy. 0:11:01.800 --> 0:11:03.840 I've got I've got a kvoodle, or they said it 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:05.880 couldn't pull a slid, but it'd be good eating. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:11.720 The same with my the the cavertile could potentially chase 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:12.719 down a I think it's more. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.760 I think the caverdle is more comfort. A comfort oh yeah, 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.719 you know it because yeah, because if you're going to 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:19.520 get lonely down there, he's going to snuggle in and 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:20.080 help you out. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:21.960 Well, we won't be lonely because there's so many of 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:24.000 us going down. I means is going to come just 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:25.200 to change the change this is. 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.160 You know we're going to go over and we need 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:29.400 a floatilla those well don't we We got one less 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:31.240 navy boat. So yeah, that was an issue. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.640 That's a big issue. Yeah, you've got you've got your 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:37.720 little breafcase, my briefcase. One that's more for on land 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.120 when we once we're there, if there's like a lake, yeah, 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:41.719 if you need to cross something, I don't think I 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.920 don't think we're going to cross the kind of southern ocean. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:45.680 Na in it. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.440 I think a hovercraft would be quite useful. Yep, there's 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.319 a couple of Auckland airport we could borrow. Are there. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.720 Yeah, you've seen those, so do if you take off. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.360 When you take off from Aukland Airport or land, look 0:11:56.360 --> 0:12:01.480 out towards the seaside and there's two ramps and each 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.760 ramp's got a hovercraft on it, quite a big hovercraft. 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:06.960 The rescue hovercraft. It's like, it's like, oh yeah, because 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:09.559 it's like H one and H two hovercraft one too 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.440 whatever because if the plane yeah, because it's so muddy 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:15.079 and it's only knee deep yeah, massive, Yeah, so he 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.880 can't get boats on there, so they rescue hovercraft. Now 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.120 my quish noises whenever I land is they doubled the 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:22.040 hovercraft fleet a couple of years ago, so that fuck 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:26.520 is too now, some sumbastard his full time job. I 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:29.440 guarantee it as too. Yeah, sit at Auckland the airport 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.920 on call, and he is the hovercraft driver and all 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.560 he does is go out. I've seen him burn out 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.560 a few times and coming parks and I've seen them 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:40.080 go out. That's his I'm guarantee. That's his one job. Yeah, 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:43.400 and he sits in the office playing PlayStation, pounding through Netflix. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.760 Yeah yeah, waiting for a kind of plane to overshoot 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.400 the runway or miss the runway. Yeah. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.319 One one day a week he'll look busy and take 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.600 one for a home. Yeah, just for his toy. That's 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:54.160 a cool job. 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:55.079 That's a great idea. 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:55.280 Well. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:58.080 I have had a theory because I live across the 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:01.080 way to Matar Harbor from where I studio is, and 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.000 traffic's so bad in Auckland. I was like, I either 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:07.520 get a kayak or I could probably get done kayak. No, 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.440 I think so too. But a hovercraft because it's basically 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:13.520 mudflats from where I am to the office. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:16.960 They did, you know, they used to have a hovercraft 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:20.199 that went across the English Channel. You need you need 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:22.720 to YouTube there. It didn't last long because rough weather 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.080 would completely but there was a full passenger, took like 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.479 a hundred people, and it would It's a huge hovercraft. 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:31.160 It was like that it was going to be the 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.280 newest thing, and then it fucking shed itself in rough weather. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.400 I don't see how that's any better than a boat 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.760 and that and stuff. No, because they've got wolves and 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.080 everything at a and a dover. Yeah, why don't just 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:43.800 use a boat. That's not what it's for, it's for 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:45.360 getting across mudflat sort of. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.240 I think the I think the US Navy have a 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:50.240 couple of big ones for amphibious landing. Yeah, they have 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:50.880 some big ones. 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.520 Well why don't I take the ones that are out 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:56.280 at the airport and I'll run people back and forth 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.320 to the city during the week. Yeah, and then and 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.800 I'll be on call if they need me to. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:04.000 So a plane overshoots, you just dump the passengers, head 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.280 back up the White Mastha. 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.760 No, just jump on the Northwestern. That's the joy of 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:10.120 the hovercraft. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.440 Very hard to keep in a lane like it's just 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:17.640 constantly fish tailor's just going. You're just getting sideways all 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:18.160 the way out. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.640 Three lanes wide, sideways, just holding on for deer like 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.640 a stiff breeze will put me into the embankment. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.840 Who is defending intactic anyway, It's just it's a bunch 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:28.960 of scientists say this is why we picked Antarctica. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:32.000 It's just a bunch of nerds down there decking around 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.880 and we've already get a base there, so we start 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:35.920 from there. Yeah, what's our Scott. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.640 No McMurdo, No, McMurdo's the Americans. How's the Scott? 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:39.840 Yeah? 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.040 Right, and then we mmurder the mcmurderers. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.400 I reckon that McMurdo. They're they're packing heat. Americans will 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.440 be packing heat. I reckon. There'll be a couple of Marines, 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.280 a couple of Marines in there. There's to be some 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.600 sort of and I don't trust the Americans to be 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:53.080 down there just sending nerds. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:56.480 Our army is down there too, I've got yeah, I've 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.000 got Yeah. Those driving trucks back and. 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.240 Forth all day and sign does not drive truck. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.360 Got a couple of mate evidently not got a couple 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.720 of mates who are over there, who were over there 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:09.800 driving trucks around for the army. Allegedly big big conservation 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.680 issues over there. Basically, if a penguin walks out and 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.640 decides to lie down on the road in front of you, 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.920 you just have to stop. And if it sleeps for 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:19.320 eight hours, you're you're in your truck for eight hours. 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:20.920 What if you're the only one around. 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.640 Yeah, Well, so they've got spotters over there, So I 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:25.360 reckon we need to take the spotters out first. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:29.880 Yes, the environmental spots, Yeah, take them out. Okay, I reckon, 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.240 you can distract them. Bob Jones wrote a great book, 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:38.320 like a a fiction book where he made his millions 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.200 by sending a cruise ship down to attack and full 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:44.720 of hookers, and because all the scientists are men, and 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.760 they're all down there for six months, and he packed 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:49.640 it up and just made millions of dollars as scientists 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.560 blasting hookers. And then but they were all of the 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.640 transactions were all research books and all sorts of bits, 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:58.760 so sw yeah, yeah, stuff like that. So he changed 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.240 all that and that's how he made his millions anyway, 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:03.040 Okay as a fictitious. 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:04.840 Yeah, I don't think we'll take them without with us 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:06.920 on our and it's important day. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:11.480 I mean all armies are led by their downstairs mainly, 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:12.680 not by their stomach. 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:17.640 Maybe one or two when we when we launch our 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:18.960 g hard against Antarctica. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:22.440 But yeah, it wouldn't be too hard to take over Iman. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:24.520 I think we need we need to be more ambitious. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:27.200 I mean, is it is the We're the closest I 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.800 mean between us and Argentina, and they haven't got great 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.560 history and fighting battles. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.520 Let's be a bit more aggressive as a country. Great 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:36.480 and will do it. 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:38.480 I reckon the Aussies will join us, come with us, 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.360 little an Yeah it because they mind the ship out 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.720 of their own country. Oh yeah, So we need some 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:46.200 mining because that is another issue. I mean, I know 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:50.200 that Stu is as a miner, but we probably need 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.880 a bit more than just one. Yeah, we probably need 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:56.400 some expertise. Maybe Gina, Gina, we'll get here. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:57.680 It's never been on the tools. 0:16:58.000 --> 0:16:58.200 Wow. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:00.200 Yeah, we just s she'd fund it, they wouldn't, and 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.960 then we then we knock her off. I basically fund it, 0:17:02.960 --> 0:17:05.040 get all our equipment to being Tarctica, and then we 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:07.520 take the Aussies on. Yeah, kick them out and then 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:10.080 we've got it, so suck them in with a partnership. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.000 I'd love to hear from anyone out there leaves a voicemail. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.040 What do you got that you could donate to the 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:16.560 Ghard against Antacxica. 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.080