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Speaker 1: Good morning, Julian morning. I think it's appropriate for both
Speaker 1: of us, who have been covering in Matt Heath's absence,
Speaker 1: to just start the podcast by regurgitating the best thing
Speaker 1: we talked about on the Men and Juris.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I heard a little bit. I just can't
Speaker 3: get enough of Stephen mciva's stories. They make me so
Speaker 3: they bring me so much joy.
Speaker 1: So I told the one about the time he came
Speaker 1: into the B studio. I'd like to preface this by saying,
Speaker 1: I love Stephen mcciber. I worked with him quite a
Speaker 1: bit in the mainstream sports media.
Speaker 3: I love him, love him well, love him because he's
Speaker 3: so I love him, love sucha wrong and he he
Speaker 3: bowls a stock wrong and much like I do.
Speaker 1: He came into the studio one day and was like
Speaker 1: teaching me and you press up, give me a couple
Speaker 1: of tips on the press ups. He'd been going to
Speaker 1: the gym quite a bit lately.
Speaker 3: So okay, sorry, he has cold called you on that.
Speaker 3: He has come out of no you're you're sitting there
Speaker 3: photo shopping something, and he's come up to you and said, hey, mana.
Speaker 1: I was actually live pushing the buttons for the Drive
Speaker 1: show at the time. And what it was was he
Speaker 1: actually wanted to talk to my offsider. He was sitting
Speaker 1: next to me, and actually I think he wanted to
Speaker 1: show her the gym tips that he'd learned.
Speaker 3: So he just come out of nowhere and say, hey,
Speaker 3: I've got some tips of app you know, bulking.
Speaker 1: He definitely steered the direct conversation in that direction. I
Speaker 1: think he knew he had a thing that he was
Speaker 1: going to get to and then he basically it was
Speaker 1: you put your feet up against the wall when you're
Speaker 1: doing press ups and it just enforces a bit of
Speaker 1: a stricter technique. I think I think it makes it harder.
Speaker 3: What oh I mean press your feet against the wall.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, just your heels or the
Speaker 1: ball your feet against the wall to stop you from
Speaker 1: moving around a bit too much. And you know, he
Speaker 1: was saying that he had found results with that.
Speaker 3: Did he drop down and do something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. And the problem with that is, and
Speaker 1: you'll be familiar with my approach to producing, I drink
Speaker 1: quite a bit and I had spilt a beer on
Speaker 1: the floor of the production room that day. It must
Speaker 1: have been a Friday afternoon. And what he didn't know
Speaker 1: was he was doing press ups. The best thing that
Speaker 1: I just I just left and that there was For
Speaker 1: whatever reason, we used to do a cross with Joel
Speaker 1: and Fletch, So Flitch from Fletch ninety Brian Fletcher and
Speaker 1: he does radio show over the Earth, guy by the
Speaker 1: name of Joel Caine, and every Wednesday we would do
Speaker 1: across with them, and mckival was filling in one day
Speaker 1: and they just got off on the wrong foot. So
Speaker 1: what you saw with Ben Ainsley picture that, but over
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of a talk radio show voice break, which
Speaker 1: lasted for fifteen minutes, and by the end of it,
Speaker 1: I was laughing so hard because our producer booth was
Speaker 1: rigged up with cameras and so everyone could see everyone.
Speaker 1: I had to sit underneath the desk because I was
Speaker 1: just laughing so hard. I was crying. How he could
Speaker 1: see Maciva could see me. Joel and Fletch could see
Speaker 1: me from their studio as well as my cheese slid
Speaker 1: off my cracker. I don't know why, it just got
Speaker 1: combative with them and it just straight off the bit.
Speaker 1: I'll try and find the audio, but it's fucking one
Speaker 1: of the career highlights for me.
Speaker 3: And it's still carrying on over there. And yeah, because
Speaker 3: Cap we've gone four zip up, not that we give
Speaker 3: a shit. No, they confirmed it's not coming back to
Speaker 3: New Zealand. Oh they have, Yeah, they said unlikely, most
Speaker 3: likely scenarios back in Barcelona, but not if some locals
Speaker 3: can help it, because they're protesting against it. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: they're basically Barcelona crashing all this money. A lot of
Speaker 3: locals are saying we already have enough tourists. We're struggling
Speaker 3: as a city and just with basic needs.
Speaker 1: I've seen this. I saw videos earlier this year of
Speaker 1: locals and Barcelona going around spraying tourists with water pistols.
Speaker 3: Yes, because they're trying to get rid of them. They
Speaker 3: hate them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can understand that, but then you've got it then,
Speaker 1: but if all the tourists disappeared out of Barcelona, it
Speaker 1: would ship the bed. So yeah, because Japan's having a
Speaker 1: similar issue with having to put up signs saying this
Speaker 1: is not like Japan's not just like Disneyland. This is
Speaker 1: people live here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't grab people, just grab them and take photos.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't they because.
Speaker 1: It's like I mean, it's after lockdown, everyone's going over
Speaker 1: to travel. Anyway, since we're talking about it, yesterday, he
Speaker 1: had the run in with Ben Ainsley. Yes this morning.
Speaker 1: Of course he's the main commentator for happened. I don't
Speaker 1: know is the drug because it was him with you
Speaker 1: that's why, and so he fuck.
Speaker 3: You, I put my hat in the ring. I'd be
Speaker 3: I'd be so insulted if so.
Speaker 1: They had a yarn obviously they had to have another
Speaker 1: yarn this morning. And so I've got the audio here
Speaker 1: of how it sounded.
Speaker 3: An intense match race. What's the message of the team
Speaker 3: right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Surprise tasks me about the performance start off
Speaker 4: with but yeah it was it was a good race
Speaker 4: and they had a good start, got the first crass.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that just going well, going really well. And
Speaker 4: so I think for us it's I don't try to
Speaker 4: figure out how we can make some of his performance
Speaker 4: goings to take it to.
Speaker 3: Him, Oh, Betty, we've all been drawing straws and paper scissors.
Speaker 3: Rock here mate to who was going to ask you?
Speaker 3: To ask you the question?
Speaker 1: Said A, but that's Glen Ashbysie commentator, so that obviously
Speaker 1: been talking about it off here before that.
Speaker 3: It would have been great. It would have been you
Speaker 3: know what, It would have been so great to double
Speaker 3: down if he just steve went right being like boats
Speaker 3: still not performing. This is this is my conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Is he sort of like the twelfth man of the
Speaker 1: America's Cup team mcive has gone over there and been like, right,
Speaker 1: how can I serve the great nation of New Zealand.
Speaker 1: I want to funk with the drivers Whenever I get
Speaker 1: the opportunity, I'm just going to get in their head.
Speaker 3: I don't know if his said smart, I reckon, that's
Speaker 3: what he's done. I reckon.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm going to help us win the America's Cup.
Speaker 3: Here. This is a man who walked around bethist and
Speaker 3: a pink salmon shirt and loafers. Yeah, so I don't
Speaker 3: know was he was he missing with just the Aussie Bogans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, this is the thing he wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure it's good mate, Murph won Bethurst, right, and so
Speaker 1: he's like, look, I can distract everyone else down pit Lane,
Speaker 1: which is where he was by the way, and the
Speaker 1: salmon shoot and loafers. I thank someone threw a full
Speaker 1: woodstock at him. But yeah, so mciv I love that
Speaker 1: this is going to be an ongoing thing.
Speaker 3: It's a shit.
Speaker 1: I mean, god knows how many races more there's going
Speaker 1: to be. Because Mashi on the Breakfast Show was saying,
Speaker 1: it's a it's sun up, it's a sure thing.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, there's no way I don't This is not like
Speaker 3: San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Is San Francisco. It wasn't like San Francisco until it was.
Speaker 3: But they've got a rest day. They're not racing until Thursday, right,
Speaker 3: so they've got a day to sort this shit out. Okay,
Speaker 3: remember the one in San Francisco. They had like three
Speaker 3: days off, three or four days off in the middle
Speaker 3: and the Americans went off and changed their computer system
Speaker 3: or something. So the keiwis in terms of what we're
Speaker 3: using for their kind of flight controller and then just fucking.
Speaker 1: What obliterated us?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is that what it was?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the flight control.
Speaker 3: So it's something to do with that, but I don't
Speaker 3: see them be able to do that in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: But well, yeah, because didn't we give them like a
Speaker 1: couple of days grace as well? They said, oh, we
Speaker 1: need a day to fix our boat, and we said,
Speaker 1: go and take another day. It's take the week, brother,
Speaker 1: And then they came back a we found something. So
Speaker 1: that's what we talked about on the Old Breakfast Show
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 3: The other thing was.
Speaker 1: Jerry wants to invade Antarctica because he reckons it's not
Speaker 1: you know, he looked at the way the Danes took
Speaker 1: over Greenland, Yes, and he said, we're not aspirational enough
Speaker 1: as a country, but we got to start off somewhere easy.
Speaker 1: So he wanted to launch an invasion of Antarctica. Probably
Speaker 1: some mining opportunities.
Speaker 3: Down there, huge mining opportunities.
Speaker 1: So we were taking tics on you know, what we
Speaker 1: could bring to the what you could pledge to the
Speaker 1: invasion of Antarctica.
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, it's good idea.
Speaker 1: He had a four wheel drive super outback. Yes, he reckoned,
Speaker 1: we could use someone who lives over on the West
Speaker 1: coast actually has two heglands that they said they would
Speaker 1: like to do. The Heglands, the thing. Have you ever
Speaker 1: been to the Antarctic Center in christ Church? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and they drive that thing. Oh yes, that's a Hagling. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's handy. It's basically in the same cube on tracks. Okay,
Speaker 1: I've got a messy, old, messy Ferguson tractor.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got a couple of those people just using
Speaker 1: them at their batches.
Speaker 3: I can just see it and like messy Ferguson's like
Speaker 3: whatever you said before. Haglin's coming over the rise towards
Speaker 3: Ross bass An American scientist going, oh my god, it's
Speaker 3: the keiwizz are angry? Yeah, I please?
Speaker 1: Talking about three swan drives in my wardrobe. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: could keep people warm. My missus knows a bit about
Speaker 1: penguins that that's handy. That'll need to kill them all.
Speaker 1: My dad's a minor, yes, so nailing it. He could
Speaker 1: come over and mind the thing. Jerry's Wife's going to
Speaker 1: have to come because Jerry doesn't know how to put
Speaker 1: the chains on the.
Speaker 3: That's so true. He told me about that. He said
Speaker 3: it's her superpower and he's encouraging it. Did he tell
Speaker 3: you about how he go out the mound and he'd
Speaker 3: be sitting in the car and people would.
Speaker 1: Drive looks is that the fucking seven sharp guy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: get out and put your chainw he's getting his misless
Speaker 1: to do it the piece of ship. I think it's
Speaker 1: because if he knelt down to change the chains, you're
Speaker 1: ever want to be able to see the thong hanging
Speaker 1: at the top of his jeans.
Speaker 3: His wife. Yeah, I'm going to tack a cat like
Speaker 3: a little inflatable It's like a little inflatable dinghy. But
Speaker 3: the thing is the taket. You can put it into
Speaker 3: a suitcase so you can bring that. So that's a
Speaker 3: kind of a like almost like a navy seal situation
Speaker 3: where we can just pop it up and hone across
Speaker 3: the iceberg's kill scientists and get them off the that's right,
Speaker 3: the island.
Speaker 1: We discuss the issue of how we're going to feed ourselves,
Speaker 1: But that's easy. You just just pull a nar wall
Speaker 1: out by his task and beals, carve it up. Seals
Speaker 1: one whale, One whale wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 3: Scurvy is an issue. How are we going to grow
Speaker 3: veggies and ship?
Speaker 1: Scurvy is going to be an issue. I haven't addressed
Speaker 1: scurvy yet for tomorrow. I think you need to work.
Speaker 1: I might need to come back and revisit with scurvy,
Speaker 1: because you don't.
Speaker 3: Want to just be like blubber and seal meat and ship.
Speaker 1: Which is what we're mainly going to be subsisting on.
Speaker 3: You could an always just flying tinned vegetables and we'll
Speaker 3: take as many lemons and limes as we can. Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: and invitament seat tablets. Suppose it's twenty twenty four now,
Speaker 3: frozen vegetables you just chuck them out inside.
Speaker 1: Well, don't they still have cans at Scott Base that
Speaker 1: are that are still eatable from way back when they
Speaker 1: were Scott himself got there, Jesus, and so then we
Speaker 1: were like, well, the other issue is do we need
Speaker 1: a fleet of huskies to sort of take us out there?
Speaker 1: And because Jerry's theory was, you know, you can ride
Speaker 1: them out there obviously, but then you can eat them
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: There are food source and muns, and he famously ate
Speaker 3: all his dogs, all of them. Yeah, all of them
Speaker 3: because that was part of the plan. They knew they
Speaker 3: were going to eat them. Okay, it was part of
Speaker 3: the food sources.
Speaker 1: You begun slower and slower, whether you got all the
Speaker 1: dogs will be like, hey, where's Dave.
Speaker 3: Can we's Steve?
Speaker 1: Anyway, every day r roll someone did pledge they had
Speaker 1: a daffie. They said they've got a fat staffy.
Speaker 3: I've got I've got a kvoodle, or they said it
Speaker 3: couldn't pull a slid, but it'd be good eating.
Speaker 1: The same with my the the cavertile could potentially chase
Speaker 1: down a I think it's more.
Speaker 3: I think the caverdle is more comfort. A comfort oh yeah,
Speaker 3: you know it because yeah, because if you're going to
Speaker 3: get lonely down there, he's going to snuggle in and
Speaker 3: help you out.
Speaker 1: Well, we won't be lonely because there's so many of
Speaker 1: us going down. I means is going to come just
Speaker 1: to change the change this is.
Speaker 3: You know we're going to go over and we need
Speaker 3: a floatilla those well don't we We got one less
Speaker 3: navy boat. So yeah, that was an issue.
Speaker 1: That's a big issue. Yeah, you've got you've got your
Speaker 1: little breafcase, my briefcase. One that's more for on land
Speaker 1: when we once we're there, if there's like a lake, yeah,
Speaker 1: if you need to cross something, I don't think I
Speaker 1: don't think we're going to cross the kind of southern ocean.
Speaker 3: Na in it.
Speaker 1: I think a hovercraft would be quite useful. Yep, there's
Speaker 1: a couple of Auckland airport we could borrow. Are there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've seen those, so do if you take off.
Speaker 3: When you take off from Aukland Airport or land, look
Speaker 3: out towards the seaside and there's two ramps and each
Speaker 3: ramp's got a hovercraft on it, quite a big hovercraft.
Speaker 3: The rescue hovercraft. It's like, it's like, oh yeah, because
Speaker 3: it's like H one and H two hovercraft one too
Speaker 3: whatever because if the plane yeah, because it's so muddy
Speaker 3: and it's only knee deep yeah, massive, Yeah, so he
Speaker 3: can't get boats on there, so they rescue hovercraft. Now
Speaker 3: my quish noises whenever I land is they doubled the
Speaker 3: hovercraft fleet a couple of years ago, so that fuck
Speaker 3: is too now, some sumbastard his full time job. I
Speaker 3: guarantee it as too. Yeah, sit at Auckland the airport
Speaker 3: on call, and he is the hovercraft driver and all
Speaker 3: he does is go out. I've seen him burn out
Speaker 3: a few times and coming parks and I've seen them
Speaker 3: go out. That's his I'm guarantee. That's his one job. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he sits in the office playing PlayStation, pounding through Netflix.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, waiting for a kind of plane to overshoot
Speaker 3: the runway or miss the runway. Yeah.
Speaker 1: One one day a week he'll look busy and take
Speaker 1: one for a home. Yeah, just for his toy. That's
Speaker 1: a cool job.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: I have had a theory because I live across the
Speaker 1: way to Matar Harbor from where I studio is, and
Speaker 1: traffic's so bad in Auckland. I was like, I either
Speaker 1: get a kayak or I could probably get done kayak. No,
Speaker 1: I think so too. But a hovercraft because it's basically
Speaker 1: mudflats from where I am to the office.
Speaker 3: They did, you know, they used to have a hovercraft
Speaker 3: that went across the English Channel. You need you need
Speaker 3: to YouTube there. It didn't last long because rough weather
Speaker 3: would completely but there was a full passenger, took like
Speaker 3: a hundred people, and it would It's a huge hovercraft.
Speaker 3: It was like that it was going to be the
Speaker 3: newest thing, and then it fucking shed itself in rough weather.
Speaker 1: I don't see how that's any better than a boat
Speaker 1: and that and stuff. No, because they've got wolves and
Speaker 1: everything at a and a dover. Yeah, why don't just
Speaker 1: use a boat. That's not what it's for, it's for
Speaker 1: getting across mudflat sort of.
Speaker 3: I think the I think the US Navy have a
Speaker 3: couple of big ones for amphibious landing. Yeah, they have
Speaker 3: some big ones.
Speaker 1: Well why don't I take the ones that are out
Speaker 1: at the airport and I'll run people back and forth
Speaker 1: to the city during the week. Yeah, and then and
Speaker 1: I'll be on call if they need me to.
Speaker 3: So a plane overshoots, you just dump the passengers, head
Speaker 3: back up the White Mastha.
Speaker 1: No, just jump on the Northwestern. That's the joy of
Speaker 1: the hovercraft.
Speaker 3: Very hard to keep in a lane like it's just
Speaker 3: constantly fish tailor's just going. You're just getting sideways all
Speaker 3: the way out.
Speaker 1: Three lanes wide, sideways, just holding on for deer like
Speaker 1: a stiff breeze will put me into the embankment.
Speaker 3: Who is defending intactic anyway, It's just it's a bunch
Speaker 3: of scientists say this is why we picked Antarctica.
Speaker 1: It's just a bunch of nerds down there decking around
Speaker 1: and we've already get a base there, so we start
Speaker 1: from there. Yeah, what's our Scott.
Speaker 3: No McMurdo, No, McMurdo's the Americans. How's the Scott?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right, and then we mmurder the mcmurderers.
Speaker 3: I reckon that McMurdo. They're they're packing heat. Americans will
Speaker 3: be packing heat. I reckon. There'll be a couple of Marines,
Speaker 3: a couple of Marines in there. There's to be some
Speaker 3: sort of and I don't trust the Americans to be
Speaker 3: down there just sending nerds.
Speaker 1: Our army is down there too, I've got yeah, I've
Speaker 1: got Yeah. Those driving trucks back and.
Speaker 3: Forth all day and sign does not drive truck.
Speaker 1: Got a couple of mate evidently not got a couple
Speaker 1: of mates who are over there, who were over there
Speaker 1: driving trucks around for the army. Allegedly big big conservation
Speaker 1: issues over there. Basically, if a penguin walks out and
Speaker 1: decides to lie down on the road in front of you,
Speaker 1: you just have to stop. And if it sleeps for
Speaker 1: eight hours, you're you're in your truck for eight hours.
Speaker 3: What if you're the only one around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, so they've got spotters over there, So I
Speaker 1: reckon we need to take the spotters out first.
Speaker 3: Yes, the environmental spots, Yeah, take them out. Okay, I reckon,
Speaker 3: you can distract them. Bob Jones wrote a great book,
Speaker 3: like a a fiction book where he made his millions
Speaker 3: by sending a cruise ship down to attack and full
Speaker 3: of hookers, and because all the scientists are men, and
Speaker 3: they're all down there for six months, and he packed
Speaker 3: it up and just made millions of dollars as scientists
Speaker 3: blasting hookers. And then but they were all of the
Speaker 3: transactions were all research books and all sorts of bits,
Speaker 3: so sw yeah, yeah, stuff like that. So he changed
Speaker 3: all that and that's how he made his millions anyway,
Speaker 3: Okay as a fictitious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think we'll take them without with us
Speaker 1: on our and it's important day.
Speaker 3: I mean all armies are led by their downstairs mainly,
Speaker 3: not by their stomach.
Speaker 1: Maybe one or two when we when we launch our
Speaker 1: g hard against Antarctica.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it wouldn't be too hard to take over Iman.
Speaker 3: I think we need we need to be more ambitious.
Speaker 3: I mean, is it is the We're the closest I
Speaker 3: mean between us and Argentina, and they haven't got great
Speaker 3: history and fighting battles.
Speaker 1: Let's be a bit more aggressive as a country. Great
Speaker 1: and will do it.
Speaker 3: I reckon the Aussies will join us, come with us,
Speaker 3: little an Yeah it because they mind the ship out
Speaker 3: of their own country. Oh yeah, So we need some
Speaker 3: mining because that is another issue. I mean, I know
Speaker 3: that Stu is as a miner, but we probably need
Speaker 3: a bit more than just one. Yeah, we probably need
Speaker 3: some expertise. Maybe Gina, Gina, we'll get here.
Speaker 1: It's never been on the tools.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just s she'd fund it, they wouldn't, and
Speaker 3: then we then we knock her off. I basically fund it,
Speaker 3: get all our equipment to being Tarctica, and then we
Speaker 3: take the Aussies on. Yeah, kick them out and then
Speaker 3: we've got it, so suck them in with a partnership.
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from anyone out there leaves a voicemail.
Speaker 1: What do you got that you could donate to the
Speaker 1: Ghard against Antacxica.
Speaker 3: We'd love to hear from you. Let's take a quick
Speaker 3: break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: The other thing that we didn't address yesterday, and actually
Speaker 1: overnight they had their It wasn't the first one of
Speaker 1: the tournament, but the White Ferns have won. They thrashed
Speaker 1: Pakistan over in Dubai.
Speaker 3: Just they only scored one hundred and twenty, but they
Speaker 3: managed to pull them out. Pakistan are very acc like performance.
Speaker 3: They dropped eight catches I saw that. Yeah, atrocious. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And so that secured the White fans the semi final
Speaker 3: spot where they're most likely going to face England, who
Speaker 3: they came off there. This, I mean, this is good.
Speaker 3: They made the seems that they came off a ten
Speaker 3: match losing streak. Yeah, the White fans, but those team
Speaker 3: matches were against Australia and England, the two best teams
Speaker 3: by fucking miles. Yeah, so they're probably going to face
Speaker 3: England in the semi which is notat I think from
Speaker 3: memory that said that's the third one of this tournament
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this tournament's just been taken away over there in
Speaker 1: the Middle East where it is about fifty degrees. They
Speaker 1: having to go out there.
Speaker 3: And there's a shaker man. Yeah, because the best times
Speaker 3: in the Middle East is there the end of it
Speaker 3: is the kind of end of the year, start of
Speaker 3: the year. That's their winter. Yeah. And when I say winter,
Speaker 3: it's twenty four degrees a low of twenty four Yeah. Now,
Speaker 3: it's in the fitties.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The week before I got there to
Speaker 1: Dubai date of fifty degree day I was there, there
Speaker 1: was a couple of mid mid forties. There was one
Speaker 1: day where it was forty degrees and then it rained
Speaker 1: and it dropped down to twenty two, which could partly
Speaker 1: have been to do with the fact that there was
Speaker 1: rain on the thermometer. Yeah, but it was definitely markedly cooler.
Speaker 1: But just a twenty degree swinging about half an hour's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: So yeah. Yeah. And then also black Caps kick off
Speaker 3: tomorrow against India. Oh yeah, and Bangalore and black CAP's
Speaker 3: paying fourteen dollars for the win, which that should be
Speaker 3: way more than that. We've only ever won one Test
Speaker 3: match in our history in India. However, India are paying
Speaker 3: two thirty for the win and the drawer is one
Speaker 3: fifty but dollar fifty. Yeah, but look, I'm this is
Speaker 3: treasonous of me. That two thirty for an India winner
Speaker 3: is good eating double money, yeah, and good eating. It's
Speaker 3: in Bangalore. It's a good batting deck, but it's still
Speaker 3: I'll bile open with a spinner. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: That starts tomorrow, So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happiness insurance. What we'll call it. Yeah, two dollars thirty.
Speaker 1: I don't mind that, Yeah, double money in the UFC.
Speaker 1: This has popped up and I've seen everybody resharing it.
Speaker 1: But basically Connor McGregor and he does this every now
Speaker 1: and then he was in an interview Who's over it
Speaker 1: like a Karates ornament or something, and they interviewed him
Speaker 1: they said when are you next in the ring, and
Speaker 1: he said next February, I'll be fighting Dan Hooker. And
Speaker 1: everyone's like, hang on, where the fun that come from?
Speaker 1: And so then obviously everyone's calling Dan Hooker, well do
Speaker 1: you agree? He's like, I do it, but I haven't
Speaker 1: had a contract or anything. Yeah, that's me, I think
Speaker 1: he said. He said, I'm in, but it's up to
Speaker 1: the UFC.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So this is what Connor MacGregor does is he will
Speaker 1: just announce things before it's like, to give you an analogy,
Speaker 1: if you ever mentioned something around Jason Hoyt out in
Speaker 1: the office, he will walk into the studio and say
Speaker 1: it on here almost immediately.
Speaker 3: And so I reckon.
Speaker 1: Dana White would have rung Condor MacGregor and said, how
Speaker 1: do you feel about fighting Dan Hooker?
Speaker 3: Would you do it? And it would have been like
Speaker 3: I'd love to.
Speaker 1: And then the very next time, a microphone's in front
Speaker 1: of his I'm fighting Dan Hooker. There's great, though, Dana
Speaker 1: Well wasn't can signe anything yet. This is great, this
Speaker 1: is huge. It doesn't matter if Dan Hooker wins or
Speaker 1: loses this fight. This is a massive payday. It's great
Speaker 1: for his his standing in the MMA universe, not just
Speaker 1: as rating. He is top five at the moment, but
Speaker 1: he has had I would say, a journeyman career with
Speaker 1: fucking massive highlights. He's beloved across the MMA community because
Speaker 1: the way he fights as he gets fucked up, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he focks thos up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But he hasn't been in any of these like massive,
Speaker 1: massive fights. Everyone sort of knows who he is, but
Speaker 1: this would launch him into another stratosphere.
Speaker 3: If he for Connor McGregor, I forgets confirmed, it'd be amazing.
Speaker 3: And I'm not a big UFC follower. I don't really
Speaker 3: know that much about it. Yeah, but I have watched
Speaker 3: the MacGregor doco on Netflix. Oh yeah, yeah, MacGregor Forever,
Speaker 3: and now I'm kind of interested in where he goes
Speaker 3: because he hasn't fought since twenty one. No, he got
Speaker 3: his leg broken and for some reason he's no doctor stopped. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he and he's desperately trying to get another fight in
Speaker 3: the UFC. You're supposed to fight a couple of months ago,
Speaker 3: but he broke his toe or something something like that,
Speaker 3: something like that, So he's kind of in the wilderness.
Speaker 3: But if you watch that doco, I mean, it's hard
Speaker 3: not to light the guy. If you watch that doc Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's a total madman.
Speaker 1: What I would say all of these docos, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they get to sign off on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: The only one where the guy looked at it signed
Speaker 1: off on it and still looked like a caun't was
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan.
Speaker 3: He didn't, He couldn't.
Speaker 1: He couldn't see that. He looked like a Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you watch it though. It's it's good value, and
Speaker 3: I hope, I hope it comes off because then I'd
Speaker 3: be totally into that. I think we should fly to
Speaker 3: Saudi for it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'd be there in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3: Is it going to be in read? Is it usually
Speaker 3: in Reared.
Speaker 1: They do a lot of the fights. I think that
Speaker 1: one might be in rear.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the best play there is let's fly into Dubai. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just wrote We're not even a run any of Roady,
Speaker 3: just flyover's watch the fight flying.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I do really want to stick around Saudi for too long.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go to Saudi and you know, they
Speaker 1: treat me as one of their own over there.
Speaker 3: Oh ye're true. Yeah, I get a bit of I
Speaker 3: get a bit of leeway over there. Yeah. Okay, well
Speaker 3: we just won't have to won't have to bring any
Speaker 3: female members of the staff because that will be a problem.
Speaker 1: One of the funny things that's going on in the
Speaker 1: UFC at the moment is there's a couple of fighters.
Speaker 1: One in particular, comes a Chamaev who is a Chichen
Speaker 1: gentleman and he is buddy buddy with Kederov. Is that
Speaker 1: his name, He's the Chichen warlord that they call him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's been a few photos of him, you know, surface
Speaker 1: on social media. Who's hanging out with that guy? You know,
Speaker 1: he's even dinner with him, blah blah blah. So he's
Speaker 1: now what do they call it, like the as visa
Speaker 1: has been declined to the US, Okay, and he's one
Speaker 1: of the better fighters in the UFC. They can't fight
Speaker 1: in the US anymore. They won't let him in, and
Speaker 1: so now he's basically hiding out in the UAE, and
Speaker 1: so he can only fight in w W.
Speaker 3: He's hiding out in the UE like every other Russian
Speaker 3: Chitchen warlord.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so basically the only he's a great fighter, the
Speaker 1: only place he's going to be able to fight as
Speaker 1: if they do another card in Abubi, which is quite
Speaker 1: a weird situation to be because the.
Speaker 3: Old Wall Chitchen world, he they've regarded as a terrorist
Speaker 3: organization or.
Speaker 1: Something significant human rights. It's as good as time as
Speaker 1: you need to talk to you about Auto Trader.
Speaker 3: If you haven't heard already.
Speaker 1: We want you to tell New Zealand about your car,
Speaker 1: and we're taking the lead by telling New Zealand about
Speaker 1: our car, which I do need to have a bone
Speaker 1: to perk about our car. Last week when you went
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Speaker 3: I did. I thought about that because I was like,
Speaker 3: there's a fucking a whole lot of other keys on there,
Speaker 3: and I presumed they were for the tray.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, one of them is for the tray, one
Speaker 1: of them is for the petrol cap. The other one
Speaker 1: is a swipe tag to get into the building, ah,
Speaker 1: which I also didn't have. And I didn't realize it
Speaker 1: until like quite late at night. And so I'm going
Speaker 1: over to go get the car and I can't get
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Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 1: So I had to walk down with all the cars
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Speaker 1: of shit to get into the thing, and they're like, well,
Speaker 1: hang on, are you allowed to be in there? I
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Speaker 5: Of the.
Speaker 1: Four of them to get through today, and the first
Speaker 1: one is more or less about you. It goes like this,
Speaker 1: yours please.
Speaker 5: Good fellows. Coming from a real moment of weakness right now,
Speaker 5: I'm scared. I'm scared for my father's mental health. He's
Speaker 5: watched me grow from a promising young cricketer to a
Speaker 5: subpar and or cricket player. Per and g Laane fan
Speaker 5: and he always had the black Caps to fall back on.
Speaker 5: But I'm scared that India tour is gonna send them
Speaker 5: over the edge.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we've all been there. I've been for that
Speaker 3: journey myself, exact same journey. And that's why we have
Speaker 3: the Black Cap Supporters Support Group, so just to avoid
Speaker 3: people doing stuff to themselves that they'll regret. Yeah, So
Speaker 3: there's plenty of us out there. You can grab your
Speaker 3: T shirts, your Black Cap Supporters Support Group t shirts
Speaker 3: from the ACC shop just taket shop to three two
Speaker 3: three six and you'll see it there. Once you put
Speaker 3: that on, you're part of a community, yeah, and a
Speaker 3: community that will put their arms around you.
Speaker 1: And it's and it's a so you'll get knowing nods
Speaker 1: from other members of the b C S S, g
Speaker 1: c ES and to people that aren't remember it's it's
Speaker 1: like a I sort of like in it. So you
Speaker 1: know in the NFL, practice with a quarterback with a
Speaker 1: different colored jersey so you don't tackle them. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like that. Hey give the sky a bit
Speaker 1: of a break, yes, gone through something.
Speaker 3: And look, and let's be honest, we are staring down
Speaker 3: the barrel in India. We have only one in the
Speaker 3: history of it. So we could come away three nil
Speaker 3: out of this, but that's when we need each other
Speaker 3: more than ever.
Speaker 1: So hopefully that gives your your father some some solace.
Speaker 1: Here to follow up as well, this is yours please,
Speaker 1: just to follow up.
Speaker 3: Sorry for the stray Julane. That was uncalled for.
Speaker 5: He didn't deserve that. I'm going to go and have
Speaker 5: a self dust and cry in the side toilets cheers.
Speaker 3: So jesus, I mean it sounds like he's going through
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 3: He's got on the big size.
Speaker 1: Good on him for apologizing flashing out there because he
Speaker 1: listed among his father's disappointments in him the fact that
Speaker 1: he was a g Lane fan. So yeah, he's big
Speaker 1: enough to admit it. Yeah, that's right, Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: A couple more another caller here, yours please?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 3: Are you giggle?
Speaker 7: A great human beings?
Speaker 6: He used to irk me every time, and I used
Speaker 6: to say, motor games and it's not a sport of
Speaker 6: just a game and it's a participation. But after that bath,
Speaker 6: I've fucking converted at as motor game.
Speaker 3: That's the most boring shit in my life. Buck So
Speaker 3: South Canterbury, Gay the valley, swampy, swampy. Yeah, that was
Speaker 3: not a good advertisement for motorsport. No animals came on, nothing,
Speaker 3: one little crash from one key. We just hit the
Speaker 3: barrier and that was it. Like, not even that hard.
Speaker 1: If Americans ran Bathurst because they are all about the
Speaker 1: entertainment value of a sport. I feel like when they
Speaker 1: knew there were no cars coming, that just literally can
Speaker 1: garo across the track.
Speaker 3: Remember that one that got smoked at the top of
Speaker 3: the panorama, the famous footage of it bouncing across and
Speaker 3: it hit the front of a car like a V
Speaker 3: eight coming down hell at about one hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: and hit the back legs and it was like a
Speaker 3: helicopter you know those things you used to get at
Speaker 3: Pizza Hartweek. Yes, it just went like that and flew
Speaker 3: over the fence. It was insane. And then they had
Speaker 3: the kidnet last year. Yeah, he had stopped the race
Speaker 3: for a few laps a couple of years ago and
Speaker 3: a chinder brought the thing to his knees.
Speaker 1: And then so they've obviously worked hard to keep the
Speaker 1: wildlife away, I think, which is probably counter to what
Speaker 1: they want to. And then the other thing I feel
Speaker 1: like the Americans would do is that have a plant
Speaker 1: that's just at the back of the pack, and it's like, right,
Speaker 1: lap one hundred and thirteen.
Speaker 3: Stack it, stack it, hit the barrier.
Speaker 1: We're going to set up a soft place for you
Speaker 1: to crash, but you're going to fucking crash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, paino the key. We almost did that because
Speaker 3: there are one hundred and what thirty laps into one
Speaker 3: hundred and sixty one and it was a procession for
Speaker 3: old Kostecki. I got great names too, Brodiekostecki, brock Feenie,
Speaker 3: like great just great Bogain names. And he didn't fall
Speaker 3: stack it, but he made the whole field. Then the
Speaker 3: safety car came out and they combined the field again
Speaker 3: and it was on for like a twenty five lap.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but still fucking Kosticky. I love I did
Speaker 3: watch it all. I loved Kostiki because he's quite a
Speaker 3: big unit. He got out of the car in his
Speaker 3: race suit. He's got a bit of a guts, he's
Speaker 3: got a bit of an ass and he's just a
Speaker 3: proper bogan with a massive mullet from.
Speaker 1: The micheline man, Yeah, I quite liked it.
Speaker 3: He's like he's not you couldn't get away with that
Speaker 3: and like no way and Formula one zero tiny little
Speaker 3: kind of midgets. But he was just a naussy bogan
Speaker 3: with a bit of a gat and a bit of
Speaker 3: an ass and that's what you need. Who can fucking
Speaker 3: just rip some jandle in a V eight. But yeah,
Speaker 3: but I kind of respect the V eight guys because
Speaker 3: when I went to Topaul and watched it and we
Speaker 3: met a couple of guys and they were talking about
Speaker 3: how it's all about show business. That's why they don't
Speaker 3: have pedals. You have the gear stick still because it's
Speaker 3: fucking all about the drama. It's all about getting that
Speaker 3: camera in and watching guys change gears like like you
Speaker 3: do in Yeah, so they would be product. They'll be
Speaker 3: stoked at Sticky one way, because he's he had a
Speaker 3: bit of trouble at the start of the season with
Speaker 3: his contract and everything like that, but it was still
Speaker 3: fucking boring. Yeah, five and a half hours, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's a fucking long time, like long time, like the
Speaker 3: formula ones that aren't less than an hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, the way it's supposed to be watched as
Speaker 1: over a barbecue. You know, you duck back into the
Speaker 1: lounge every now and then, or you're watching out the shed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what you're actually doing is just pissing up and
Speaker 1: every now and then you check the standing.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's like a one day cricket match. That's exactly
Speaker 3: I need to treat I need to treat it like that.
Speaker 3: Now you've said that it's not fuck. I fucked that up.
Speaker 3: I need to do that because I sat on the
Speaker 3: couch just just really punishing myself with trying to work
Speaker 3: out what the hell was going on. It's an all
Speaker 3: day thing, and I must met this one guy and
Speaker 3: a jumpsuit. He's in the garage and he explains everything.
Speaker 3: What they're doing at the pit stop. Yeah, like taking
Speaker 3: the brakes off and like adjusting some sort of roll
Speaker 3: bar frame.
Speaker 1: That guy was quite good. He was a fucking hundi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: total hundi. There's a place for everyone wherever you sit
Speaker 1: on the spectrum for.
Speaker 3: Games.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the call. One final call here your space,
Speaker 1: kay fellows.
Speaker 7: Hey, I got a bit of a tip for you
Speaker 7: back the teams very smamp Foxes by Cleansy this weekend.
Speaker 7: I just been witnessed to the mighty leader many excellents here.
Speaker 7: He looked me dead in the eye and ate a
Speaker 7: banana and two whites. So if it doesn't there, they
Speaker 7: are up for it. I don't know what does. Yeah,
Speaker 7: back and buy plenty are going to go.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the best time. It's just you're just about
Speaker 3: to go. That's the best of Fuck you man, It's
Speaker 3: like it was live. You're about talking.
Speaker 1: He just wo have the top of you the fuck things.
Speaker 1: I've already listened to it, so I don't know why
Speaker 1: I walked into it, but that is the greatest tip
Speaker 1: I think I've ever had.
Speaker 3: The captain of the swamp pieces the teams really Swamp Foxes,
Speaker 3: ate the banana and two bikes. That's as good as
Speaker 3: ever any thirteen plus this weekend, plus thirty plusses. Who
Speaker 3: were they playing? Are they playing?
Speaker 1: Mid?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Grand final? Yet that's the grand final? Was that
Speaker 3: was that the semis last week? I thought it was
Speaker 3: the quarters. I thought it was the same as m PC,
Speaker 3: but obviously we early sure it was a semi okay
Speaker 3: swamp Peace by the.
Speaker 1: Swamp and is that home for the swamp peace. We
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, you know, I don't care. Fuck
Speaker 1: the swampees, the murder, the mud the I had a
Speaker 1: friend message because I put ship. The title of use
Speaker 1: today's podcast was fuck South Canterbury and I don't I
Speaker 1: put it on my story and I had a friend
Speaker 1: from down home, Miller, what's all this about. I'm not
Speaker 1: even going to explain it anymore. That's about what we
Speaker 1: keep saying South can I'm not saying it. Everyone's saying
Speaker 1: it to me.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a hard one to regular out of
Speaker 3: that one Christmas. Yeah, but when you return, you're gonna
Speaker 3: you're gonna have to bring something of some sort of penance. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is, the Ronfilly shield, just
Speaker 3: cone nicked.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. Any man that can eat banana
Speaker 1: and two bites is fine by me. So let's knock
Speaker 1: this thing on the here for today. We'll be back
Speaker 1: tomorrow for a Wednesday episode of did Gender Podcast.
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