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Speaker 1: Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things

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Speaker 1: are brewing in mcafe, the perfect start to every day.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of Pod. So last night

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Speaker 1: I hosted this awards ceremony gala thing and it finished

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Speaker 1: late and I got home at midnight last night and

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Speaker 1: I was wearing a velvet jumpsuit for the garla. I

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Speaker 1: had some gold heels on and a black velvet jumpsuit

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Speaker 1: and looking all nice. Lastly, yeah, thank you. The only

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Speaker 1: issue is two issues. I had to ask three strangers,

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Speaker 1: no six strangers to unzip me in the bathroom. And

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Speaker 1: I was like hosting this thing every time you went

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom, every time I went to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom three times in the evening.

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Speaker 1: I had to get unzipped, and then I had to

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Speaker 1: pee and then come back and get zipped back up

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Speaker 1: in the jumpsuit. And then everyone knows when you wear

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Speaker 1: a jumpsuit when you're a girl, you sit there peeling

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Speaker 1: with your boobs out like yeah, of course, yeah, peel

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Speaker 1: it down. And then the second thing was not boobs

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Speaker 1: that I had run. I know, you hate thinking about

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Speaker 1: my breastfleck. He just can't do it. I just can't

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Speaker 1: do it. He can't look anyway. So afterwards I walked

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Speaker 1: to my car, which, by the way, I was at

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Speaker 1: the museum, the Auckland War Memorial Museum. And then when

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Speaker 1: I came out, it was pitch black and there's no

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Speaker 1: lights there. I could not find my car. I was

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Speaker 1: like circling the whole place domain, or you'd left it

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Speaker 1: somewhere in the domain he had lifted. I parked it

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Speaker 1: off in some kind of rogue park in the domain,

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Speaker 1: and I was walking around and how he was looking

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Speaker 1: for it, found it. I was plucking my key. Found it.

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Speaker 1: And then when I sat down to drive home. There's

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Speaker 1: two options. I would either be comfortable in the groin

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Speaker 1: area in the jumpsuit but it would choke my throat,

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Speaker 1: or i'd i'd put you in the right content. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was sort of gagging me like this, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh God, that's gon uncomfortable to drive. Or

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Speaker 1: I could pull it forward from the neck, but then

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Speaker 1: it would get a little bit. So it was just

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Speaker 1: like all wrong. So if you saw a mad woman

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Speaker 1: and a man's to three last night driving in a

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Speaker 1: bra that I got on the motorway, I look. And

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Speaker 1: you know my car is such a mess at all times,

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Speaker 1: it's got half a bloody wardrobe in it. Not this time.

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Speaker 1: I was like, surely there's a jumper here, or a

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Speaker 1: T shirt or a gym shit anything. Couldn't find anything,

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Speaker 1: and so I got out of the car, managed to

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Speaker 1: wrangle the zip down, pulled the top half down, and

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Speaker 1: just drove home with mom. Jumpsuits, woman and jumps it

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Speaker 1: stupid fucking thing. Whatever. But when you meet a woman,

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Speaker 1: like so many people come up to me, they're like,

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Speaker 1: I love your dress. Oh my god, it's a jumpsuit.

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Speaker 1: We love jumpsuits, but you hate them, so silly. Car,

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Speaker 1: when's done? Both the girls have done this, Shannon and

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Speaker 1: carwhen have done this? You got to pick one right,

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Speaker 1: choke or choco poat and like a bra will look

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Speaker 1: like a bikini. It's fine. Well at midnight winter, no,

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Speaker 1: I was wearing like a black kind of lace, but no,

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Speaker 1: it was definitely a bra. Ah it was I wish

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Speaker 1: that you've been pulled over. I've done this And I

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Speaker 1: locked eyes with a cop one time and I remember

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Speaker 1: thinking like is this legal? But then I was like, no,

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Speaker 1: girls driving bikinis all the time, you'll cover it up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I did it with like a dress that just

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Speaker 1: like wasn't it wasn't. It's just like make that a

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Speaker 1: skirt and just I reckon it. Like the breathalyzer or

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Speaker 1: the checkpoints, they see some things. They see people in pajamas, bras,

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Speaker 1: all kinds. I would have just been like, hello, officer,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're getting off the ticket if you're on

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Speaker 1: a bra right, I don't know, it depends depends on

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Speaker 1: the officer. Tell you what take it personally. If you don't, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's like, oh, yeah, you're about to drive naked in

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Speaker 1: New Zealand. I've just googled it. You find the only

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Speaker 1: gay motorway cop. Yuck. Get those things away, oh yuck. Yeah. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: So if you did see a mad woman driving along

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Speaker 1: the Auckland Motorway, it was you at midnight last night

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Speaker 1: and just a bra Semoir