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Speaker 1: This is a travel advisory for the City of Wellington.

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Speaker 1: Do not travel to New Zealand's capital. Environment considered dangerous.

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Speaker 1: Basic necessities like flat whites and pints very difficult to find.

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Speaker 1: Government ordered crackdown on civil servants currently in action a

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Speaker 1: warning other civil servants may be hiding inside their homes

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Speaker 1: and not immediately visible on city streets. Risk of political

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Speaker 1: turmoil and unrest is extreme. Infrastructure in a perilous state.

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Speaker 1: Access to fresh water quite limited, burst water in sewage

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Speaker 1: pipes scattered across the city. Check for feces before you

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Speaker 1: go swimming in the harbour pleas waters freezing, to watch

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Speaker 1: that in case of an emergency. Car parks difficult to find.

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Speaker 1: Cycle wags are plenty, but treacherous weather and wind conditions

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Speaker 1: make use incredibly difficult. City in a state of utter

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Speaker 1: chaos with little to no control by Lord Mayor Tory Farno.

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Speaker 1: Specific populations asked to avoid Sky Stadium include the All Blacks.

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Speaker 1: They've lost six tests in a row at the venue.

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Speaker 1: Chance of further losses highly likely. If All Blacks unsure

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Speaker 1: which venue the Spilleton refers to please look for the

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Speaker 1: urine yellow colored seating. They call it the cake tin.

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Speaker 1: If travel is absolutely essential, please exercise extreme caution. Take

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Speaker 1: your own water, coffee, alcohol, lunch, body armor, a pen

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Speaker 1: and paper, and a calculator and chat GPT to help

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Speaker 1: decode the mayor's mixed messaging. Dress for disappointment, pack for evacuation,

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Speaker 1: and if somebody tries to sell you a cheap car

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