WEBVTT - "The Game's Gone Soft!!!" 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:04.680 Live from the Export Beer Gardens Studios. This is the 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.000 Agenda for the sixth of June. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:12.160 The Agenda podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.480 brought to you by Next Sport Vulture. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:18.319 That's right, Explota the bear for here it. It's a 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.599 pleasure to welcome along and to the Agenda this morning. 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:22.800 Matt Heath. So good to be here. 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.960 Eighty years since D Day it was today, Yeah, D Day, 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:28.960 sixth of June nineteen forty four. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:32.240 Wow, that man give him a taste of kiwi a 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.680 absolutely Really, the Allies, we really shoved it right up there, 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:36.239 arson't we. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:39.159 How lucky and lazy are we in this generation that 0:00:39.280 --> 0:00:40.080 we didn't have to. 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:43.520 The most winginess, amount of winging that goes on now, 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:48.599 Like people just walking around today in twenty twenty four 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.839 complaining about their lives. You're not bloody getting shot at 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:52.720 by Germans, are you? 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:53.360 Nah? 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:53.720 Nah? 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.400 You're not in a single man's submarine going across the 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.280 Strait and swimming to shore and taking sand samples before 0:00:59.320 --> 0:00:59.800 the invasion. 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.800 At No, you're bloody, not are you? But you're winging 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:05.600 more than any of those people. There's not the average 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:09.520 New Zealand today wines more than the biggest winger. Yeah 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:12.959 in the Allied forces back in the day, the diggers. 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:14.920 Exactly don't like just think, thank the Lord that you 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:16.080 weren't born one hundred years ago. 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:17.840 You leah your winter shit shit. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.480 Anyway, speaking of wingin, I got a wonge with you. Okay, 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.920 So yesterday we didn't The agenda was nine. Yesterday I 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.560 had to get a colonoscopy. 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:27.959 Yeah you did, go, but on you forgetting that checked out. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:29.880 It's important. It's not anyone that's seeing any of those 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:34.080 symptoms going, any greenness in the stool, any change in 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.640 what's happening, Get up down there, get up there, get 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.520 up there. But I see a doctor and get up there. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:43.680 Absolutely. But I there's a procedure. There's twenty four hours 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.399 before the procedure, which I must admit is the hardest part. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:48.840 The procedure itself is an absolute dream. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:50.520 It's a pleasure, absolute pleasure. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.559 The twenty four hours beforehand, you you have to stop 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:56.200 eating and you can only drink water, and you take 0:01:56.240 --> 0:02:00.480 these laxatus, which basically turn your stools into into bumwee Yeah. 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:04.360 Now you played your bum wheeze to me on Tuesday. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.720 Now you're bum wheeze recording that you would at the time. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.360 You did share with everyone, and I'm good on you 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.240 for doing it. It lasted about twenty or thirty seconds. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:15.280 Your one was like a river. Yeah, and so that 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.800 was my expectations for my school. And so I sent 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:21.760 you audio with my one and it was very much 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:22.959 short and sharp. 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:23.639 Yeah. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.840 It was you know, four or five seconds powerful. 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:26.960 It was powerful. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:31.520 Yeah, But my expectations were, so, shall I play you 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.520 Here's here's mine? Yeah, now. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:45.000 Here you go the little dribble at the end. 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.079 See, that's it, that's it. That was That was all 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:50.240 mine was. So and your one was probably ten times 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:50.520 a link. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:53.120 There, I've got mine. I've got mine here, Johnny. 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:56.480 Here, Like, I hope no one's eating or if you're 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.400 eating and listening to this podcast, you're one. Okay, let's 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:07.799 and then compare and you change gears down to second. 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:13.480 Here listen there you go, see you keep on. 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:18.080 Then I go, yeah, I can't try see this, Okay, 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.440 So I'm I go to the doctor and you go 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.480 to the doctor, and my biggest fear is I'm going 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.079 to shut all over them. Yeah, because you're in a 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.040 vulnerle position. I open you up my big fear is 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.760 are going to shuttle over his face. So at the 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.200 consultation beforehand, he says, if you've got any questions, and 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.639 I said, yeah, I'm unsure if I've got rid of 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.240 it all because I listened to my mate sent me 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.160 a recording of him do it. And first of all, 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:45.160 obviously we've made that normal. But he went, what I said, Ah, 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.000 my mate got it done a few while ago, and 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.080 he sent me a recording of him and he was like, 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.920 why would he do that? I said, oh, that's just 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:54.520 you know, just shits and giggles whatever, no pun intended. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.320 And he's like, okay, and I said, but here's one. 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:58.200 He sent it to me. 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.840 It went for about twenty seconds, my one, and I 0:04:00.880 --> 0:04:03.720 got my phone. Now no no, no, no, no, I don't 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.240 want to hear it, and he goes, my one's are 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.400 only four or five seconds. So I'm concerned that I 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:08.960 haven't got rid of it all, and I'm going to 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:10.560 shed all over you. And he's like, you could see 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:11.160 a laugh. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:12.400 Great man. 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.160 He goes, no, it's okay if you have an anything 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.680 for twenty four hours, and it's it's it's fine. You 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:19.520 won't okay, even if you did. We're not going to 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:20.920 tell you anyway if you shut over us, because we 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:22.520 wouldn't do that. And I was like, so I may have. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:24.480 I may have shard over him. You wouldn't because I 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:24.880 wouldn't know. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:25.320 Because the. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:31.440 Anetheus comes in, Charles, Big Charlie. Big Charlie sits down 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:33.560 and I said, what are you giving me today, Charlie? 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:34.920 What are you giving me today to send me into 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.360 La La Land? And he goes, oh, sh don't give 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.560 you the same stuff that Michael Jackson used to take. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.880 And I was like, oh, beauty, I said, is it 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.640 a full knockout? And he goes, it's a sedative, so 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.800 you might still be awake and you might hear voices, 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:48.080 but you're not going to be really with it. I 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:51.120 was like, oh, okay, anyway, they deliver it to me. 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:52.800 First of all, that you know, they take you in 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.039 there and they they hook you up to IV and 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:57.840 everything and put the monitors on you, and then they 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.560 say roll on your side and then knees to the 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:01.920 chest and that's the vulnerable part when you're in the 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.120 fetal And then I just passed out and then I 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:06.640 wake up in the recovery room. Yeah, right, nothing. I 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.159 wasn't wasn't talking. I was just out to it. And 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:13.000 I was like, if Michael Jackson was taking these recreationally, 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.040 no wonder his heart said, fuck. 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:15.599 You had stopped. 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:20.480 It's it's like blackout drugs. But it feels so good. 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.159 Oh yeah, you feel so happy. You could see why 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.520 if you're Michael Jackson. If you're Michael Jackson's doctor, and 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.400 you know he's so famous and powerful and you're stoked 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:29.760 to be his doctor, you don't want to lose the job. 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.359 Michael Jackson really wants those drugs, because you're not going 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:34.000 to feel any better than you do when you're on 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.360 those drugs and the doctor goes, oh Christ, I'm going 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:36.520 to have. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.159 To give them. Keeps giving them eventually kills them. But 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:44.160 I can you your life on those drugs, as if 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:45.719 there's no problems. Oh it was. 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.760 Yeah, anyway, if that's not a recreational drug I'm going 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:49.120 to get. 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:52.000 Into that would be the end of it. No wonder, 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.520 it's a problem. Yeah, that's the end of it. There's 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.840 the end of you bothering to be do anything ever 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:58.919 again in your life. Yeah, you just end up in 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:02.440 a small room with nothing on the walls. Just like 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.040 a mattress in the corner and a small sheet and 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.839 feces everywhere there, so you'd end up and you'd be happy. 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:11.840 Yeah, So apologies to doctor Luigi Sisman. If I did 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.400 sit all over your great. 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:16.480 Name, you took it like a man, Luigi Susman. Yeah, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:17.200 you took it like a man. 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:19.800 Great name, I bet like, and I'm not serious, just 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.480 get it. That was the easiest thing you ever done. 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.200 You don't have to eat twenty four hours, big deal. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:27.919 Yeah, And Dihine would said, you know, like they reckon 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:31.760 if everyone got that screening done, you know at thirty, 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:33.520 which isn't isn't really the time you need to do it. 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:34.760 But if you everyone got it thirty, they reckon, they 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:35.839 would get rid of most of belk. 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.840 Yeah, cancer, it's fifty, I think is when you should 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:38.679 definitely get it done. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:42.360 Yeah, but like you know, as soon as you're worried 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:44.560 or as soon as you have anything to look at, 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.560 then just do it, because I mean not doing it, 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.640 the potential sult of not doing it is so much 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:54.440 bigger than the annoyance and the difficulty of getting it done, 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:56.359 and also the peace of mind you get from getting 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:57.080 it done. Totally. 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.640 And also the great comedy you can get from seeing 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.599 your mane it's the audio clippings of you doing bumweees. 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:05.000 That's great. Yeah, And if you've got any of that, 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.240 then send it through to the talkback Faction on your 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.640 iHeartRadio app and like, we'd love to hear your bumbwees 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:11.760 on the Agenda podcast. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.360 We've been down this road, unfortunately, we have when people 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.920 were sending them from showers and then we said, it's 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:18.600 just a matter of time before someone's doing it dumb, 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.800 and sure enough someone was like, yeah, you get a 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:27.240 it's anyway, let's get into let's get into support. Last 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:30.880 night was State of O State versus State, Mate versus Mate. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.000 One thing to come out of it murder. There was 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:38.240 a murder seven minutes early. 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.560 On Murder and a man we used to love that 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:41.320 we don't love now. 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:47.160 Joseph solely within seven minutes on Debut ripped the head, 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:51.320 the beautiful manicured head of Reese Walschoff. And you know what, 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:54.680 ten years ago when Mark Guy or fifteen twenty years ago, 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.520 when Mark Guy was beating the crap out of Wally 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:57.239 Lewis would. 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:57.600 Have been play on. 0:07:57.760 --> 0:08:00.600 Yeah, not today, ladies and gentlemen. Not today. He got 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:04.760 sent off. But there was a great video stream from 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:08.040 the guys from Hello Sport who do his watch alongs, 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:12.280 and this is their reaction to the head high him. 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.080 I mean, don't read him, don't read he's he's been 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.080 a thousand. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.640 Ready, Oh my. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:23.680 Fuck off? 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:25.200 You're serious? 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:27.320 Oh my god? 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:38.599 It was Accidental's gone soft gone So I love that. 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:41.040 I wasie Game's gone soft. 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:45.240 The lovely respuls that we loved. And then I hated 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.559 him so much when the Broncos knocked us out where 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:50.400 he was out. Hated him so much, loved him so much, 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:52.599 hated him so so much. But did you see that 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.800 interview with him afterwards, and you know he's saying it 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:56.360 wasn't too bad, but he didn't seem able to remember 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:58.319 what had happened. It was a little bit foggy for him. 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.080 This is great, This is ruggble because he got he 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:04.719 passed his HIA. Yeah, so he got knock the f 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:09.360 out like a massive shoulder to the head passes HIA. 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:11.400 But since it was a Category one tackle he had, 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:12.800 he wasn't allowed to come back on even. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:15.960 Though it passes HIA. So great to see that that's. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.200 Going to add a little bit of neggle to the 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:17.640 next game. 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.840 It certainly is, but I mean, I'm not saying it's intentional. 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.439 He did sort of slip a bit low. But you've 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:24.319 got to say it was a pyric victory for New 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.080 South Wales because in there, down down a man for 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:29.679 the whole of the game seven minutes, take a guy's 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:30.080 hit off. 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.480 But there at least they're alad thirteen New south Wales 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:34.640 down to twelve. Yeah, for the rest of the game. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.520 Yeah yeah, But that's what from the point of view 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:40.360 of New South Wales. You've you've got this, but you 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.520 now you're playing the game for twelve, so you may 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:43.920 have enforced some kind. 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.080 Of Do you think that was the they didn't think 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:47.280 they actually targeted Resworld. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.480 I don't think so, because he would have had to 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.360 have slipped a bit lower to hit him the way 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:52.800 he hit him. I mean, he didn't lead. 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:56.040 With the shoulder he was he was going down. I 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.080 reckon going down. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:58.360 I don't know would you would you be able to 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:02.600 get someone on debut in to go, Okay, mat, I've 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:04.160 got to take one for the you got to take 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.200 one for the team. Well, you've got to take reswols 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.360 just I can eat off of the first ten. It's 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:09.920 like it's a terrible strategy. 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.560 Well, have you heard a great, famous story that gets 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.959 retold and retold about Peter Faddy Alofah. Yeah, his first 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.040 when he played for Auckland MPC team and he was 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:22.840 you know, he was fresh into New Zealand. He didn't 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:27.520 speak a lot of English. Peter Fuddy loafa. And at halftime, 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:32.040 the coach apparently well being John Hard or someone like, 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.960 got Peter Fuddy a lofa in the corner and said, 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:35.920 you are the biggest guy on the field. I need 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:38.319 you to get ferocious. I need you to go out 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.360 there and get ferocious. Okay, And he's like, you know, yes, 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:43.480 boss whatever, Yeah, And he goes out and plays an 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.920 absolute blinder of a second half. And then the changing room, 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.680 you know, the coach Pats one of everyone goes, mate, 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.280 Fats had awesome game. And then he pulled the coach 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.520 aside and he's like, I think he coached, but he goes, 0:10:54.520 --> 0:10:55.800 who is ferocious? 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.360 That's good story. That's a great that's a good story. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:04.880 You got a story like that, it'll get you through 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:08.360 a lot of rugby charity lunches. 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.920 Absolutely on that. Yeah, so yeah, that was that was 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:14.959 Peter fans anyway. I mean Queensland absolutely humped them a 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:18.920 record score thirty eight points to ten blue all sorts 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:22.480 of records out of the water, old, poor old die. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.360 Henwin News a New South Wales fan had to call 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:25.760 it last night on skys Night. 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:28.720 He sounded he said it broken at the end of that. 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.400 I'll tell you what respect to Ben Hurley because I 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.920 was shooting a TV show with him yes out in 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:38.240 Henderson until I think we finished up shooting at ten 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.760 past ten. I get home and he hasn't gone home. 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:42.880 He went straight here. 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.840 He came straight here and jumped on the mic. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:46.920 Yeah, well he was, he was, so what's going on? 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:49.280 He thought things would be over by them because he 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:51.480 committed to it. And then last night yesterday sent me 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.040 a panic text saying I'm doing some shooting out in Henderson. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:55.960 We have finished with a half ten. So I said, 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.120 it's okay. The pants man can be sidelined. And I 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:01.600 was like, yeah, you have seen me commentatory. I could 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.960 probably I can talk for eighty minutes. Yeahout problems, but 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:06.439 I see that I'd be good. And he said like 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:07.960 I'll just come straight here for the second half and 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:08.640 I say, ye're good. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.520 On you on your being here. 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:13.080 But he's a big he's a big Queensland man, so 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:14.600 he come here with a massive heart on. 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:17.880 He's just been racing in down the motorway with a 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.000 massive heart on it one hundred and forty k to 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.839 get to the studio to make the guy wear it. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:24.600 Do you think that that's a defense in court if 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:27.040 you get done speeding one hundred and forty k. I 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:27.520 was hard. 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:29.880 It was hard for the Maroon. Yeah. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.400 I couldn't control myself. It's like I can't control that 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:34.800 and I can't control my foot when I'm the. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.640 Good guy on this, I've just been shooting a TV 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.400 showed at ten thirty. I'm the good guy here. I'm 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:41.120 trying to get in to do a bloody commentary for 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.679 the State of o May. I'm not the villain here 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:47.760 and my down is he Australian as my I don't 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.480 know if as your doubt. I know for a fact 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.839 that Ben Hooley's downstairs is connected to his right foot. 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:54.760 Yeah it is, And so when he's hard, the right 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:58.800 foot tenses and goes forward, so he's accelerating fully hard. Yeah, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.240 he's a victim in this. Yeah. 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:02.760 Anyway, we'll take a quick break here and we'll be 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:05.960 back with some sports washing and some T twenty World 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:12.040 Cup action. Okay, sports washing. Matt Heath and I Stewart 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:15.560 and I have said, bring on the washing. We're filthy. 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.440 We need to be washed. When someone from the middle 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.760 is going to take over the small podcast niche world 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:26.560 of the gender, and we'll happily do it from read well, 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.079 how we'll do it from Doha. 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.960 I'm in wash Us. I didn't give a shit about atrocities. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:32.760 I've got flies all around me. I don't care. 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.320 Yeah, let's do it. I'll ban my wife from driving 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:39.760 all that. Oh we're a burker, Yeah, burker, lurker, all 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:40.280 the whole lot. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:45.120 Anyway, So one point six billion dollars for some rugger. 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:47.400 Yes, it's getting close. It's getting close. It's what I'm saying. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:50.640 It's getting close. So we've asked for it. We've opened 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:53.280 the door. They're knocking on everyone else's door. We've got 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.000 ours a jar. We're like, come on in. 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:58.880 Come on. It's brilliant because they just don't piss around. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.480 I know this has been said a lot. But it's 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:02.680 just so much money that it doesn't matter if you 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.640 grew at a Thunberg, You're going to take it. You know. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.400 It's just there's there's that saying, you know, money talks, 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:11.200 bullshit walks. Yeah, and it's so true. So you you 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.600 come in with something that people could probably pick up 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.800 for one hundred million, yeah, and you go one point 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:19.560 six billion and they go, well. 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.520 You've just asking price is only a hundred. 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.600 Yeah, one point six billion, we'll do it for one twinter. No, 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:26.200 we want to give you one point six billion. It's 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:32.560 so much freakin' money that there's no question the fact 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.880 that it's a country of three hundred thousand who have 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:38.080 never shown any interest in rugby, No worries, No, it 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:39.000 doesn't matter. 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:41.640 Don't care, don't care. So Kitar. They're closing and like 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.880 you said, one point six million dollar deal to host 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:48.400 billion the billion sorry, rugby's Nations Championship final for eight years. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.440 So this is the championship they're holding between World Cups. Yeah, 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.840 so and they host it, and I. 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.080 Mean the whole thing, the whole thing is a bit 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:57.760 of a Rugby World Cup killer. 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:00.320 Oh absolutely. But also I think there's a part of 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:03.600 it is the Katari royal family who are responsible for 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:05.920 all this, in the Katari Investment Fund and all that. 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.200 They're like, hey, we built these stadiums for the FIFA, yeah, 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:12.120 and like we need to use them. And I was like, wow, 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:13.880 we're gonna have to get teams over here, so I 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:16.120 don't care. Just can make it make out like you're 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:16.720 using them again. 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:18.400 The amount of money they have, they could fly in 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.680 New Zealand, crowds over there to watch. I could fly 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:21.920 in twenty thousand kiwis. 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:24.280 Well, we've got a direct flight from Katar for Eakland, 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.200 so just constantly fly us over there. 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:27.240 Yeah, we'll go to the games. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:28.240 Just move us over there. 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:29.000 We don't give a shit. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:33.000 Move Move one hundred thousand all Blacks fans to Doha. Yah, 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.040 put them up in a village. Yeah, they can talk 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.200 about code and put scrumbs down at night and it 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:39.400 looks bloody great and then go go to the game. 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.680 It's it's a real like because because if you look 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.680 at it's all the six nation teams and it's the 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.880 Sansar teams, and then it's going to be probably Japan 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:46.440 and Fiji. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:47.000 Yeah. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.280 Boy, that's that's rough being out in the cold on 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.160 that isn't it if you're if you're if you're out 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:53.720 of the cold on that tournament, like I don't know 0:15:54.840 --> 0:16:01.840 some more and Tonga and the US, Yeah, Canada, Georgia 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.320 is not in there, so like they're calling it the 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:05.240 Rugby super Bowl. 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.280 Yeah, which what happens? I think that they said that 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.280 they would host the finals of it, so I think 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.080 they have it for a week and then they have 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:14.960 the semis there and the final, but the preliminary games 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.040 are still played around the world to kind of a 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.360 champions League type thing, and it's just always guitar. I'm going, 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:22.320 I'm going to super Bowl. I'm going. 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.120 They need to call it something else. So when's the 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:25.200 first one? Twenty twenty six? 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.680 Yeah, they need any name for it, though, I can't 0:16:27.720 --> 0:16:29.240 call it super Bowl. What's the good? What's a good 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:30.600 rugby analogy? The Super Cup? 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:31.240 Yeah? 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:35.520 Instinct, doesn't it? The They have to have super in 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:37.960 it probably a yeah, the. 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:41.760 Super scrum, the super vessel, the line out, the ruck, 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:47.800 the super ruck, the super ruck, the right ruck, your face, 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:53.080 ruck me, ruck me, ruck me. It's the Super Final. 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.200 Anyway, It's let's see, it'll be called something amazing, like 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.080 the Nation's Championship. 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:01.040 Cup, but that's rugby is going to be so weird 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:03.160 now because you know, like the six Nations is that 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.320 we've got the Rugby Championship, We've got this going on, 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:09.240 We've got the World Cup every four years. It's it's 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:11.199 it's gonna be interesting, isn't it like. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:13.800 It is going to be it's but it's a it's 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:15.520