WEBVTT - "The Lizard Tent & Missing Undies" 0:00:00.480 --> 0:00:02.840 Live from the Export Beer Garden Tour of Munich and 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:04.559 brought to you here as always by Export lt to 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:06.640 the Bear for here this is the Agenda Podcast for 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:10.200 Actually it's Wednesday, the twenty fifth of September. 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:15.600 The Agenda Podcast Live from the Export on Tram Beer 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:17.880 Garden Tour of Munich. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.239 And we are husks of our former selves at this point, 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:25.200 two back to back days at Octoberfest has really taken 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.800 a toll. I sort of did the counting up after 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:32.760 the first day. I think I had nine steins, eight 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:37.000 nine stones, nine times. I think I was just saying 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:39.640 last night I had about eight glasses of water. I 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:43.000 did not go to the bathroom once. Is how dehydrated 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:44.319 I am. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:45.520 I don't know where do we start. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:50.360 If anyone's seen my soul, can you can you like 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:51.839 return it to do something? 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:55.880 Let me know. I don't know where it's gone. I'm 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:56.480 in all sorts. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.680 Yeah, at one point this a battle. 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:01.160 Eleven o'clock last night is just like I'm done and 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.440 just walked out of the fst by himself. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.080 Well, I knew that if I didn't go walk. 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.600 A hobble, it was a very Oh yeah, it's a shuffle. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.199 I couldn't walk straight, so you know, when you're trying 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.319 your hardest to walk in the straight line, I just couldn't. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.319 But I knew that if I didn't go at that moment, 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.360 I was going to end up asleep underneath one of 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:22.759 those rides and I would get waken up again by 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:23.600 someone the next time. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:24.679 I'm amazed. I got home. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.959 Probably the funnest forty eight hours of my life. Actually, 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:32.160 that was. Oh, it's hard to describe it. 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:34.160 I was saying to one of the fellows that's on 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:36.959 the trip with us, who's from Timaru, and like, if 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:38.840 you try to explain it to your mate's back home, 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.319 they'll just picture the Caroline Bay Carnival bit a bit. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:43.840 Bigger, Yeah, you know, but it's nothing like that at all. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:44.039 Now. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:48.760 It is huge, isn't it. It's a Disneyland for adults, yeah, 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:52.280 but with a German theme. Yes, it's so weird. The 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:54.600 German theme part is the strange thing. I mean, everyone 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:55.240 dressed up. 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:57.240 Yes, every single person there, and you don't have to 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.240 pay to get in, you just walk in. You can 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.560 walk into any hint you want as well. But the 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:03.800 what they've nailed with the leader hose, and I think 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.640 we talked about it yesterday, is that the dudes look 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.520 wacky and the checks look hot, and that is the 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.960 perfect mix for getting on the past because the check 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:15.040 doesn't want to look goofy when she goes out exactly 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:15.960 dress and they don't. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:16.600 They look hot. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.880 The duades look wacky because they got leave the shorts 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:19.960 and long socks on. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:21.120 So they're here. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.200 We go and it's hard to have a bad vibe. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.120 I didn't see one fight. I didn't see anything. I 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.519 didn't see any bad behavior because it's hard to start 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:33.040 a scrap when you were to leave the shorts. Well, 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:40.280 that's so true. The toughest gun. Yeah, we ended up 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:44.320 and the lizard tin. We said you wanted it though, 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:45.919 I said, we can't go to the lizard tin. 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.400 And the lizard tin is the whole brouse, which is 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.480 renowned for Kiwis and Aussies. It's called the pig pin 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.480 underneath the circling peg. I said, you don't want to 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:56.639 go to the pig pin, you don't want to go 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:58.320 to the lizard tin. And you're like, I'm ready for 0:02:58.360 --> 0:02:58.880 the lizards. 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:02.200 I just wanted such a good time and the what 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:05.080 did we go to yesterday? Checking tin on the other one. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.720 Actually the day before they laughing, bru It's such a 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.480 great time there. I was like, maybe the best day 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:13.920 of my life. Singing, dancing, drinking, making new friends was 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:17.720 so good. And then standing on tables and then I thought, okay, 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:19.280 I want to take it up a notch. I don't 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:20.519 even want to go that again. I want to I 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:22.160 want to see what's worst. And I said, come on, Lane, 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:24.040 let's go to the lizard tin. You're like, I'm not 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:25.320 We're not going to the lizard Tin. 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:27.360 I didn't want you to go to the I didn't 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:28.920 want anyone to go to the lizard tent. But you 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.120 were like, no, full lizard. I needed to see for 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.680 I needed to go full lizard and. 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.280 Grossed. I now know why. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.120 The problem is that, Tin. If that if you were 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:44.280 a person, Lane, you'd be that tent. That is you, 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:45.240 a full lizard. 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.040 That's inside of Lane's head, that is you. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.200 And that's why you don't want to go is because 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:54.400 you knew that. As soon as I died, I wasn't 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:58.040 hiding from that fact. Oh my god, and beg shout 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.160 out to callum who got me home? Oh he he's 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:02.000 put his back out. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:03.720 Oh that that is. 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.400 That's that's the tribute to the men who had to 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:09.520 carry a ninety five kg carcas home with them. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.000 It's the states. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:15.440 Blood grazed knees. 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:19.920 No, that was that's the heel. You're a grown man, 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:21.320 you've got knees. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:21.880 Yeah. 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:23.320 Look obviously falling over all. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:24.240 Over Calum and I. 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.039 We had a couple of locations with a capital of 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.760 Mercedes Park cars. 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:30.679 We I just went for a walk down the street. 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:34.160 They sell october fist kits. I just bought one. You 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:37.000 get a pack of tissues, you get a couple of panadoles, 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:39.520 there's some disinfectant wipes, there's band aids. 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:40.680 Yes, I've got one. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:44.640 Yeah, so I think brought We wouldn't do that in 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:47.120 New Zealand. You can never make the all right, you're 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:48.719 going to get sucked up. Here's the kit to help 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:49.600 you when you get back. 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.880 Electrolytes in It really is the ambulance at the bottom 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:53.320 of the clip. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:56.560 We walked into the pharmacy and I was like, oh, look, 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:58.520 I've got to run in nose. Joe's got salt throat, 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.760 lads got cuts all over his feet, and the go goes, oh, 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.040 you want an octoberfish kid. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:07.360 Oh yes, on top of bears and everything we needed 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:11.880 my highlight from yesterday. Well actually know it's this morning 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.600 watching in the video anyone who's been to Oktoberfish is 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:19.000 a certain ride. It's a kid's slide, that's anyway I 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:20.960 can describe it as a kid slide. But the only 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.560 way to get to the top of the kid's slide 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:26.320 is enormous as a very fast moving conveyor belt which 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.159 never stops, like they don't stop it for anyone, and 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.760 you've got to get on it and lean forward. And 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:38.320 basically from about seven pm onwards there's just drunk counts trying. 0:05:38.000 --> 0:05:39.080 To do this ride. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:43.000 And I stayed away from it and then sing videos 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:46.400 if you and choke This morning made. 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:46.880 My heart sank. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.520 So this is immediately after Jerry had left Excel our 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.159 dear friend, the local German who just seemed to appear 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:56.800 out of the woodwork at random points. He goes, We're like, 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:58.600 we're about to leave it. He goes, before we leave, 0:05:58.640 --> 0:05:59.800 you've got to go and try this thing. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:00.800 You what he was doing? 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.480 So I get up there and the guy goes, right, 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.360 get it, get a run up, jump on, lean forward, 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:10.279 do not hold onto the rail because the rails not 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:13.080 moving and the floor is so just get a run up, 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:16.080 don't touch the rail. It's I don't touch rail, don't 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.000 touch the rail, don't touch the rail. I get a 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.680 runner blind, drunk to I get a waddle up, don't 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:23.800 jump onto it, and I loose my foot and grab 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:28.880 the rail feed up in the air and then just 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.200 got shot out like a cannon at the top of 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.280 the convey. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:38.600 So was that the ride the slide slow thing is 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.800 he goes your crop, come down and come down and 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:44.359 on a kid's slide. 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:48.520 The humiliation wasn't complete after that. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:52.320 Down the slide it's much more human the part down 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:53.039 the bottom. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.200 So the slide is the rider's. 0:06:56.480 --> 0:06:58.800 Joe coming down the slide and then here's me stuck 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.120 at the bottom of the slide. 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:08.560 It does so shed sucks. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.960 It's so rickety. To god, it was terrifying. 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:15.440 It's so high you'd probably be five or six stories 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.680 and there no three or four. It was bloody high 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.880 and terrifying, but hilarious. And then after that we went 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:24.520 to this other tent and it was well, we saw 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:27.400 a queue and a massive crowd of people inside this tent. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.240 We said, what the hell are they They're all looking 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:31.960 at something in the middle, cheering. So we've got to pay. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.080 We've got to find out what this is. We walk 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.720 in and it's like a spinning another convey about situation. 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:40.880 It's a picture like a luggage carousel, but it's just 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.960 one giant round thing. There's about ten people sitting on 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.920 it and it's spinning at a million miles an hour 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:49.720 while people throw less us at them and giant like 0:07:49.920 --> 0:07:52.840 balls drop from the ceiling to knock these people off. 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.760 What And you've got to stay on for as long 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.680 as you possibly can. And people in the crowd are 0:07:56.680 --> 0:08:00.000 gambling with each other, and then after the round is finished, 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:03.520 they've got this old colonial German gentleman sitting on the 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.720 microphone and he'll he was I don't know what he 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:09.360 was saying, but man, he sounded funny. He was commentating 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:12.280 the whole thing and just had this real angry tone 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.040 about him. And then so I turned to a German. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:15.400 Do next to me. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:17.120 I was like, what the fuck is happening here? 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.040 And he said, so each round he'll say something like 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:24.840 if you have long leader hosen, if you have short 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.080 leader hos it, if you have brown here, then you 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:28.480 go up, you know, and so he was a long 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.920 leaders in all those people they go and whoever can 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:32.920 stay on for the longest wins, and by the way, 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:33.640 they win nothing. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:35.439 And this thing is. 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:37.600 Spinning the whole time, so it doesn't never stop. So 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.160 if you get spared off, oh yeah, you go flying. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.079 And also there's people with giant fucking lessoos trying to 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.120 pull you off the thing as well, and other people 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:47.400 trying to push you off. So I go, oh, okay, 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.960 so long leaders. He goes, yeah, so you've my leader 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.800 hosen came past my knee. So if he says leader 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.360 hose and passing that, you should have a crack. 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:53.840 Okay. 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:55.840 So we stand there at the round finishes. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.439 Then the next round he yells something and all these 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.640 people go on, and I noticed that they all had 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:03.839 one thing in common. They were all of some sort 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:07.400 of African descent. And I turned the old arms next 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.280 to me, was like, what's he called down here? And 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:15.880 he goes, ah, if you are black that he was 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:20.040 trying to paint it as this wholesome like if you're this, yeah, 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:26.320 he's He's just said black people, which is so so 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.480 all of the black people in the crowd are now 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:29.560 in the middle. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:36.200 Of that king less suit. It was it was wow. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:39.560 And the woman that by the time that she came 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:43.480 off the thing, she was basically hold tide skirt up 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:46.480 around he and I was like, well, weird, right, let's 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:47.160 get out of here. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:48.040 What the hell. 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:52.240 There was the there's a video of it, not that 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.880 round a different round top on the Instagram story. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:56.559 Can't have a look, try and make heads and tails 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:56.719 of it. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.559 I think the other social media thing that actually I 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:05.440 cocked a bit of concern from friends and family funk 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.640 or used Today morning, what's this video? 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:08.480 You're doing drugs? 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:08.800 All ever? 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:09.400 So sure? 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.880 And ger Lane's in a dancing chicken hat telling y'all, 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:16.080 and I was like, no, it's what do they call it? 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:16.640 Snuff? 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.000 Yeah, it's a used to have caffeine and it doesn't anymore. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:24.040 It's just menthol. Yeah, it's just a menthol powder, which 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:28.679 the way the waiter said, it's it's called october fairst cocaine, 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:30.480 and he goes, yeah, go for it, just put on 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:30.880 your hand. 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:35.680 But it's yeah, but it's like sniffing dried toothpaste, yeah, 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:40.160 or like yes to what's the point of it? 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:40.840 I don't know. 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:43.880 It does clean it does. It cleans your nasal passage 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:47.439 for a bit, and then it blocks it up later yeah, yeah. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.680 Yeah, and then you lose your voice. It got the 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:51.599 desired effect. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.640 I got a lot of messages as well, yours from 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:54.440 friends and family. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.960 Mine was mainly from legal so that video doesn't exist anymore. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:01.000 Then take it down. 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:05.920 It's good, but the people were doing it now like Scarface. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:09.440 People just came back up powder all over their faces 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:10.840 and no one came a ship. 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:18.800 You know, another beer and your face, guys, stay, that's 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:19.280 so good. 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:22.280 Only in Germany would someone see a guy with white 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.040 powder all over their face? And would you like a 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:28.120 lead of six and a half percent beer? Absolutely bring 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:31.560 it out and a pork knuckle. Pork knuckle is delicious. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.480 The tents, it's all sort of blurring into into one thing. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.680 Did you guys go on any of the rides? 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.720 I went on the Fairest Wheel for the second time 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.240 in two days. That's the only right. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:45.080 For the reason, I just keep going for the fairest wheels. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:45.679 I don't know why. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:48.000 I tried to get an aperol sprits on there, and 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:50.400 they didn't allow me to take an aperol sprits on board. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:54.080 The Okay, first, he's backing up an aperol sprits at 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:54.600 the beer face. 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:58.040 Yeah, well Kate brought me in aperol spirits and all 0:11:58.080 --> 0:11:58.520 sort of them. 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:01.920 Yeah yeah, yeah me. There was four of us there 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:03.880 and we got them. I think, what didn't help? 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:04.480 You got one too. 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:07.960 I carry that it didn't help that we. 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:12.679 Just about fell out of a jandle's walking to like 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:13.679 from where we bought. 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:15.560 The stuff to the Fairest Wheel. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.679 They don't seem to mind, though, They're like, yeah, I 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:21.040 hop up in that, don't worry, don't worry about it. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:22.000 Just don't take your drink. 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:22.920 Don't take your drink. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.040 Don't take We're not smoking it though. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.640 Yeah, well not technically. I did get told off for 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:31.640 smoking at one point. Really yeah, yeah, you got me. 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.599 I went on that Fairest Will three times and I 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:36.040 think I would have got through a pack and a half. 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.880 And I don't remember even looking out from it like 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.160 I was on the first you were on the fierste 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.320 you were, I don't know if you were yesterday. I've 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:49.719 got I wasn't yesterday. I was recaving from whipplesh. I 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:51.880 was laughing so much on the Fairest weel just joking 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.040 with the people that were in my little in my 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:56.839 little bubble, yeah, and I just I forgot to even 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.680 look out. The next thing, you know, the ride was 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:01.560 over and I was like, oh wi gow He with like, 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.440 yeah we did. We did like four or five laps. 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:06.880 Okay, very chill the fair as well. 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:08.319 Yeah, that's a good song. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.840 I couldn't stomach the roller coasters or anything I did. 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:16.040 I did the rock roller coaster. Yeah, there's a photo. 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.480 There is a photo circulating, and I if you think 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.600 my soul had left me on day one, there's no soul, 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:26.200 Like there's a photo, and Thenastasia's next to me having 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:30.000 the time of her life and I am basically gone. 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:34.319 At one point on the first night we went that 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.440 we found bumper cars. Oh you had the They were 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:40.079 good fun, but you had the chicking head on. And 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.320 I was doing laps of the bumper car thing, you know, 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.760 bumming into people. I turned the corner and someone had 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.760 hit lane and his car hage stopped. 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.880 Across the other side of a target. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.720 He were well, Joe, jury is a tag because because 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:57.600 can't let it moved anywhere. 0:13:57.640 --> 0:14:03.160 So he was just you couldn't get a token to 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.599 go into the thing, so he's just sitting there. He 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:06.440 couldn't even move. 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:08.839 So when I came around the corner and I just 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.959 see Lane sitting there in his car, is not moving, 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:14.920 my eyes lit up and I pull on head on 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.199 and the bumpers. I hit him so hard the chicken 0:14:18.280 --> 0:14:20.480 hat came off when flying across the rink. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:24.280 Yeah, I t boned number the blindsided him. 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.560 He didn't see me coming or and I just watched 0:14:26.560 --> 0:14:30.920 his neck just just terrible weblash. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:33.720 That is one of the most real life examples of 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.200 why you should never get behind the wheel. 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:38.880 After a few pers It's been a long time since 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:40.480 I've been on the dodge, and I forget. 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.240 You turn the wheel and then all of a sudden 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.160 it starts going backwards. Yes, so you don't quite you 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.360 never quite can steer it perfectly. 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:51.160 I could not wrap my head around the steering mechanism. No, 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.480 I just said when it came to t bating me 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.760 straight line drive against later, all of a sudden it 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:57.640 made sense to me. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.440 Yeah, I mean, there's a million rides. For some reason, 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:06.320 I sort of forgot really about the rides part of it. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.560 Yeah, I know, I didn't even know that there was 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.080 a big part of it. I've only even seen the 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.280 videos of the tents, but the rollercoasters and that kind 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.200 of thing itself would have been probably the biggest thing 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:17.280 in New Zealand had ever seen if it was in 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:22.080 New Zealand. The motorbike dudes, the motorbike Circle of Death. 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:26.640 Without helmets, helmet, no helmets, no safety inknit. So basically 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:31.360 it's like this colosseum of dudes riding. Well, they look 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:34.240 like Indian motorbikes or in fields or whatever. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.880 Yeah, and it's like basically a picture like the inside 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.720 of a barrel is basically what they're in. And they 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.520 start riding around and around and around, like horizontal to 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.920 the floor, up and down. You're standing at the top 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.320 of it looking down. It's terrifying. They come so close 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:50.440 to you. You could high five of them if you 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:53.640 want to. One of the guys was like riding side Settle. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.560 He was sitting on the handlebars. At one point he's 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.400 like not locking, who's going. Then at one point all 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.480 four of them are going at the same time. It 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.200 was one of the wildest things I've ever seen in 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.840 my life. It was such a I don't know, I 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:06.480 don't even know how to describe it. I think there's 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:07.040 a video of it. 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:09.920 But also at the end of it, because Excellent, the 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:12.920 our dear friend Excellent was translating for us. But at 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:14.920 the end, the very last ride, they say that they 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:18.280 can't get life insurance, yes, or any insurance, so if 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:22.080 you could please contribute, and everyone befts money into the barrel. 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:25.800 So they're riding around these these euros floating down to 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:26.880 the bottom of the barrel. 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:31.960 I tipped them twenty euros, which is forty bucks. It 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:36.480 is that a fucking twenty Oh No, I think. 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:39.440 I've ever got no health insurance? 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.120 Well, I wouldn't want to ensure them either. Shit, no, 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:47.760 there's no way you I mean how I don't know. 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:50.200 Did Xel tell you how often someone has a crash? 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:51.080 I didn't. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:57.600 Well, that's my third time in that barrel. You love 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.920 the barrel for me, I came out more injured than 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:02.040 than the guys in the motorbikes. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:02.480 The barrel roaders. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:05.000 Is that why you've got all your grazes? Do you fat? 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:05.159 No? 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.639 Well, look at your knees, man, Wow, it could have 0:17:08.680 --> 0:17:09.080 been worse. 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.040 Well, okay, maybe if you broke your leg it could 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.000 be worse. Maybe a deep cat or something like that, 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:16.919 like you've got them all up here. It looks like 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:18.840 you've been at the bottom of a ruck. Well, did 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:20.119 you get rucked? Oh yeah, what's that? 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.680 No, Callum and I we did actually put a scrum 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:33.119 down against against the Mercedes. Mercedes was getting smart. We 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.000 took it on, packed out a two man scrum. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:36.440 Yeah. 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.840 I woke last night too, so I sort of made 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:43.679 my way home and then went to bed, and I 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:47.280 awoke to the lights turning on and then just like 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.119 there's just Lane just staring at me with a blank 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:51.760 look on his face, like you look like. 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:56.880 He lost his soul completely to be home, and Callum looking. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.400 And Callum pokes his hit around the corner. And then 0:17:59.520 --> 0:18:02.199 I know what you two were doing. But like you 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:04.800