WEBVTT - "Can Someone Please Get Sevu Reece Some Gloves!" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.480 Live from the Export Beer Gardens studios and as always 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:05.840 brought to you by Export Ultra the BF. Here this 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.320 is the Agenda Podcast for the twenty fifth of November. 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:14.680 The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap, 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.000 brought to you by Export a Vulture. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:21.680 Good morning and welcome along to the Monday Agenda. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:25.520 James mcconey, Oh, Calder, how's it going, Glane, it's been 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:26.880 a day. How is your golf? 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:30.680 The golf? It's actually not too bad. I apologize for 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:32.920 abandoning you for the last two minutes of that game, 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.640 but I basically handbreak the car outside the tea box 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.560 and jumped out of the car and teet off. That's how. 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:41.320 That's how. 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:43.680 On the buzzer, I was for an eleven thirty tee off. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:45.519 When you left, I thought, oh, it's just golf, and 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:47.080 then I thought, no, you need to make your teeth 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:50.560 because then you can't count your score and your screwed 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.280 and asking the next group if you can tee off 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:54.760 with them is just it's awkward. 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:58.160 It is almost so now I managed to manage to 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:03.720 get on there. There was that was good. But we 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.000 played a game of cricket on Friday night, James, I 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.560 don't know if you know the A c C eleven 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.520 dondur Red's down in Hamilton. 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.080 They went to your old school. Yes, found a shot 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:15.640 of you with your bullsack out. 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:21.360 My bullsck was not out, and that's that's what I felt. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.200 Like see it. Maybe it's just one of those things 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.880 that you expect to see because you were keptaining the 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.240 first siftem by the looks of things. 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:30.560 Yeah, you see what you want to see, ye, But no, 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.560 I don't think my testic was hanging out. It was 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:34.360 a very blurred photo anyway. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:35.440 It was definitely bush. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.160 Yeah, there was a bit of bush, a little bit 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:42.039 of bush hanging out. But we remain defeated the ACC eleven. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.640 We did what we came to do, is Well said 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.760 this morning on the Hurdace Breakfast shows. And that's what 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:49.680 we're there for. We're there. We're pretty much to make 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:52.680 other few people feel good about themselves, and we travel 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:56.840 the country. We're like the Washington Wizards. We just go 0:01:56.880 --> 0:02:00.480 and think it. Think up the joint, the joint. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:01.400 You know. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:03.400 We thought we'd set a pretty competitive total one hundred 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:07.200 and seventy off twenty overs, but they last over I 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:09.480 may have leaked twelve runs off my last two balls 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.880 of my over and then tossed the ball to a 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.600 nice shirt and said, finish them off me. They needed 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:15.919 five to win off the last over. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.160 Oh, that's a tough one for mine. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.200 I know. Yeah, I mean I felt bad for him, 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:21.040 but then I didn't. 0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:23.280 But was he bowling autumn leaves? 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:27.639 He bowls a stock wrong and he actually he should 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:28.320 have got a stumping. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.799 It's a nice election, doesn't he. Yeah, but he. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:35.000 Can't bowl xpin. He bowls wrong ins the whole time. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:37.400 Oh, because I've seen them bowl in the office and 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:38.320 it is weird, isn't it. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.040 Ye? It is strange and heat he beat one of 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.360 these batsmen who was quite a heavy batsman all ends up, 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:46.760 should have got a stumping, Harry Harry Young unfortunately bobbled 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.120 the ball. But we were talking about it on the 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:54.920 way home and Mania. It's the most convoluted way of 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:57.960 him bowling off spin, Yeah, because he can't bowl a legsman. 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:59.639 He can only bowl wrong, and so he's got the 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:03.040 most roundabout way of coming in and bowling off spin. Yeah, 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:04.800 which is which is odd. 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:08.440 Because you're pretty much twisting you risk you know, sort 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:12.120 of you're being a little contortionist in some ways just 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:15.359 to get this really nice little stock off spin. Yeah, 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.080 league is are the way to go. I remember playing 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.120 cricket with my dad late and like when I was 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:24.880 maybe late twenties, come back from overseas. Never really played 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.359 cricket with him much, and he had a natural leg 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.840 spin action. I was like, what the hell you can 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:32.640 actually bowl? Because you know, when Shane Warn turned up, 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:35.840 we were all trying to bowl legs. Yeah, everybody was 0:03:36.000 --> 0:03:39.520 obsessed with it. But I let's go back to the 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.800 issue at hand here. The ACC eleven is so shit 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:46.720 that I have and I've not been a part of 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.040 any of those defeats. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.480 Right, Wow, you didn't you play the one out in 0:03:50.480 --> 0:03:52.440 the Eden Park number two? I think. 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.000 I blew a calf. Yeah, so you were just quite 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.880 confronting for everybody. So you were you have been involved, 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:02.680 have been involved. I've been involved in one of one 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.800 of the losses. Yeah, really stank it up. Plus you 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.880 were also brought in the props. Boy bowled off a 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:11.920 fucking massive long run up, bowling about one forty. I 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:15.280 was like, what the hell I was keeping? I was expecting, 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:17.320 like just taking in some easy ones. It was all 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.280 I could do from stuff from not conceding fifty buys 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:25.800 from his express pace anyway, it's so bad. Now I'm 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:28.400 offering my services as coach. I expected them to be 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:31.479 turned down, but I am offering my services coach. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.200 Yeah, like we need a lot more than coaching. I think. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.599 I think that's goes it goes a lot deeper. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.560 I'm not really going to be the coach. I plan 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.040 to bring along a proper cricketer. So if you make 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:43.960 me coach old sort of Alex ferguson this thing and 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.440 say I'll oversee it. Oh, I see, and here's someone 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.840 who knows about cricket. Okay, you're going to sort you out. 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:50.680 So you're going to be like it's like director of 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.600 rugby kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, director of the ACC eleven. 0:04:55.080 --> 0:04:58.120 We did have one very good recruit in Riley McCallum. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:00.400 So he opened the batting for the A. He said 0:05:00.400 --> 0:05:04.800 it actually potentially one of the best sportsman or athletes 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:06.680 that have done the A C C uniform. 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.400 I'd say probably the best. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:11.360 Yeah, And he hit his first three deliveries he hit 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:13.240 for I think it's two falls and a six and 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.880 it was quite impressive, and I think he retired out 0:05:16.880 --> 0:05:18.880 fairly early. You get to retire at thirty. He got 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:21.960 that pretty quickly. And then he I tossed him the 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:23.720 ball and I said, rob the arm over. He goes, 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:25.800 what do you want spin or pace? I was like, 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.960 it's a two piece white ball, pace, mate, pace, and 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.920 so he just just came in, came in, gave him, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.520 showed a bit of heat. But yeah, like I said, 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.280 in the end, we lost quite convincingly. In the end. 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.880 That's Brendan McCallum son. Is this it is? Yeah? And 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.000 is he playing in the Black Black Clashing. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.279 No, he's not. He hasn't had the call up because 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:47.080 then and I said, you know why, it's because you 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:50.040 got Brian Laura out, so you can't. You can't turn 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.000 up to the Black Clash and get the get the whole, 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.200 get the draw card and get him out. And he 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.479 ruined everything and he goes, I wasn't but I wasn't 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:59.839 even trying. He was just rubbish. So it was not 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:01.760 my fault. And I said, but they haven't called, have 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.840 They said, Nah, they haven't called. So unfortunately not this year. 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:06.840 They said maybe next year we can get Riley in. 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:11.039 Brian Larathan was so sad watching Allegian and how the 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.000 Mighty have fallen, whatever you want to say, and then 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:16.080 he had to say I'm fifty six years old and 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:17.640 all this sort of stuff. As he walked off. I 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.440 was like, oh, Brian, yeah, but hopefully the universe bosses 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.120 would be a bit better. He's still he's only recently retired. 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:25.520 Oh I know he'll be smash. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.200 Yeah, he'll be good. And I tell you he'll be 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:32.000 who's absolutely crapping themselves. And that is all the left 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:34.000 arm spinners in the cricket team. So you've got your 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.800 dam for Tory. I think Jason Spices and the rugby team, 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.679 but they're terrified because he is just going to gobble 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.960 up those left orthodox spinners and deposit them onto the 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:47.200 bank at Hagary Over still tickets available for the party 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.240 zone if you want to go there. Text Party to 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:52.880 three two three six for that one. So yesterday morning, 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:57.640 myself and yourself, James mccaroney, we came in nice and 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:01.159 early to commentate the last all Black game of the 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:06.839 year against Italy in Tudin, and you got one word 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:07.520 to describe this. 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:11.720 Match, bollocks. It was so bad it was probably the 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.960 worst game of rugby I'd seen in a long time. 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.920 I don't know who's to blame, Like sometimes you're just 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:21.080 going what happened here, because it was like a black 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.040 hole opened up and sucked out all the talent and 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:27.640 all the entertainment and said, this is what we're giving you, 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:31.640 which is just an absolute offering of dog turds. It 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:33.520 was so bad, well it was. 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.680 Yeah, it was an interesting morning because the first half 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:39.880 I thought, Okay, you know it's cold, it's one degree 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:42.720 or whatever, not that that's an excuse. Paul sever Piece 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:46.080 had to put rugby socks on his hands in the crowd, 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.800 Seevoy Reese, that's how cold it was. And I thought 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:51.960 after half time we were leading seventeen was it seventeen 0:07:52.080 --> 0:07:54.840 six at halftime? And I thought, oh, this will probably 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:57.280 blow out in the second half. They'll free up, loosen up. 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:00.520 And no points were scored in the first thirty minutes 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.240 of the second half. It was all seventeen points to six, 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:07.840 and it was just the most uninspiring game I've watched 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:10.040 from quite some time, and I found it difficult to 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:10.760 get him behind it. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:15.160 I also think that any of the top four NPC 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:16.080 teams would beat that. 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.520 As a league team, they couldn't catch it, could they 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.040 Every time they got possision they drop it. But then 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:24.240 again we went overly like al either, you have to. 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:27.720 Have a good scrub. So I think Wally would beat them. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.440 The champions. I think by Plenty would beat them, and 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.400 probably Tartanaki slash White cut All would beat them, would 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:38.959 roll the I mean maybe that's unfair, but anyway, it 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.960 was just like they did. Bring on Jake Paul look alike. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:45.120 Who was I think Jake Paul was in better condition 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:45.760 than that guy. 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.040 Yeah, that was that. Yeah, it was a striking resemblance 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.120 to Jake Paul. And like I said, I'm embarrassed to 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:52.920 know what even what Jake Paul looks like. But I 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:54.200 do have for that Tyson to. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:58.800 Fight annoying because you just wanted there to be some tries, 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.800 some kind of like some flow to it. But I'm 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.280 actually going to pin the blame on George Michael, the referee, 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:10.560 because he it's his eighth game, so it was like 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:15.080 work experience. But it was more the fact that he 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:18.480 he was he had ping players like he did some 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:20.360 some really good calls, like he did. You know, like 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:24.920 didn't refuse to send Patrick Tupel or to Evan Charlson 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.200 to the to the bin because he said, no, no, 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.760 it's fine, you know, chill out. But then every single 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:34.480 ruck there are Italians lying all over the ball trying 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.319 to slap the ball back and all that sort of stuff, 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:39.520 and I'm like, not slap the ball bag, yeah, slap 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:42.920 the ball back, not ball bags, you know, raking it back. 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:47.520 And so then I was like, this is that's a penalty. Like, 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.600 we've all had teams where we've seen our players get 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:52.840 bin for that CREDI bullshit, And he's just going, now, 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.439 that's just every single ruck fine. And now I think 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:58.040 that's what stopped the All Blacks from getting any any 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.439 sort of momentum. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.320 And they're interesting. The croc roll I've first off, I've 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.520 heard I've heard of the neck roll. But dog role 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:05.840 got done for a croc roll. 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:09.840 Did you. I knew that was somewhere in the laws, 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.160 but it happens so often it seems to be the 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:16.800 standard way of cleaning someone out because the alternative is 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.600 that I actually think a croc roll is better than 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:21.840 you know, where someone is standing trying to win the 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.920 ball and someone just collise a smashes into them and 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.520 to the back of the head, the back of their 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:30.240 head basically, and I'm like, this is fucking bullshit. Man, Like, 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:33.640 rugby has massive problems at the breakdown. How do you 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:36.839 actually clean someone out? It's like a Paddy Caake sort 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.199 of thing or what do you what is it? Because 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:43.360 I actually don't like those those cleanouts where somebody's just 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:46.760 standing prone because you're not earning your hit there you 0:10:46.800 --> 0:10:50.120 know that they're stuck in the mud kind of over 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:52.840 the feet of jam between other people's players and they 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:56.360 just look up and see this massive unite. So yeah, 0:10:56.360 --> 0:11:00.760 it's like, oh my god. So whatever Rugby does to 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:03.319 the laws, I sort of feel like the breakdown is 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.400 still going to be crappy. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:09.640 So that's the end of the All Blacks season Raisers season. 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.360 One loss on the Northern Tour would have taken that 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:12.880 at the start. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.480 Yeah, it's only one point loss. So I was on 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:18.200 news Talk ZB yesterday and I gave it the A 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:22.760 B everyone was giving versus Raises Raisers year. Everyone was 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.720 giving it a C. But I thought it was a 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:27.240 BEE because it's only that one point loss that stopped 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:31.960 it from being an incredible tour, Northern tour and then yes, 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:35.520 South Africa got the better of the all blacks. But 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.520 that's pretty much that's it really, So it's a B 0:11:38.679 --> 0:11:44.319 in my books. It's a I mean there's a rebuild year. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.760 You have to admit that. I mean, it's you know, 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:50.600 you lose all those guys like Metallic White Lock, Aaron Smith. 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.120 I know that we've probably kept a lot of talent, 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.800 but he's brought some guys through Razor like well it's 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:01.840 the tt yeah, and people Vacilli or Tossi and no 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:03.440 one was talking about how many year ago. 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.880 Yeah. And also good to see to Mighty Williams as well. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.040 I think he had a great tour. He did ye 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:13.160 spot right and things like getting Peter Luckeye in there 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:17.040 after a super rugby season. You're right, though one year 0:12:17.080 --> 0:12:18.560 you're going to lose a whole lot of games. It's 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.520 it's this one the first year after the World Cup 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:23.719 and you've got another three years to prepare for the 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.640 World Cup. That's going to be an aussy. It's pretty 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:28.319 much a home World Cup really if it's going to 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.959 be a nussy close to home. So yeah, and I 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:34.120 quite like the fact we lost a few games kind 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:36.600 of brings out proper, proper rugby fans and proper All 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.680 Black fans when we're losing some because you've got something 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.240 to cheer about and someone to get behind. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:44.680 I much prefer this landscape of world rugby. That's why better. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:48.880 We have to forget about that stupid eight win record. 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:52.640 That's gone. That's it's it's in the past. Remember South 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:55.760 Africa had that win record before Rugby twom pro and 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.720 we got our act together a lot quicker and overtook them. Yeah, 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:01.599 so it was actually Africa's kind of they were the 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:07.520 big Alpha for almost a century. Well, I mean they were, 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:09.520 you know, I think the or Blecks only beat them 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:13.640 in one one series or something until Rugby turn pro. Yeah, 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:18.000 so it was anyway, I guess what I'm saying is 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:23.360 everything's changed. It's for the better now. There's no foregone conclusions. 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.640 If you go to an all Blacks game and you 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:30.240 catman do black puffer, you have to frecking make some noise. 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:33.640 Otherwise get the fuck out of the stadium because we 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:37.160 don't want your boring, average middle of the road. Oh, 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.200 the or Blecks normally win by twenty Homember when blah 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:41.400 blah blah, and you know it's like, yeah, it's like 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.360 I don't give a fuck. This is like you need 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:48.080 to be a fan, and that means, you know, cheering 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:49.440 for them when times are tough. 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.840 That's exactly right, when times are tough, when they're down, 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:54.360 like the Prime's up. I always bang on about it. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.439 When they were losing to Argentina at the Cake Tin 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:59.560 and at that moment their last ten minutes they were 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:01.280 still in the aim. That's when the crowd needed to 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.680 get behind them. Instead they got punished with a Viccy 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:09.880 and then someone did a Mixican wave. It's like, get 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:10.520 mind the team? 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:16.080 What is that a Viccy song? Go back that? 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:21.160 Yeah, that one hiding but yeah that of Becci song. 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:24.600 And it was like why are you playing that? Why 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.240 are you playing that to get behind the All Blacks. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.760 It's like fucking hell anyway. But Auckland f C have 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.840 got a good example saying with the phoenix around, just 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:33.160 letting the fans go for it. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:37.760 R I p of Viccy, but the I know Auckland C. 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:40.400 Let's just see if I like what I'm seeing from 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.560 the port. I love the Yellow Fever. These are the 0:14:42.640 --> 0:14:46.680 role models that new Zealand sports needs and they've pretty 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:51.720 much already by the Auckland Sea. You can't stop winning 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.360 before we move on from the rugby though. Severed piece 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.320 wearing socks on his hands in the stand. We need 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:59.200 to talk about. 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:00.000 This because it's ruined the moment. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.440 It has. It has ruined the moment. Sam Caine, big applause. 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.320 He's subbed off final All Blacks tests. They go, they 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.040 pin to the crowd and there's Jordy Barrett. Oh, I'm 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:11.800 looking at and you and Joe Jury are absolutely cracking up. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.400 I'm going, what's wrong? I mean, Jordie's you know, it's 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.960 not that bad, and you going, severed piece has got 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:20.760 gloves on his hands, socks on his hands. Sorry, he's 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:24.280 seven piece has got socks on his hands, and you're 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:27.520 just going, this is weird, man Like, there must be 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.320 mittens and gloves in the Eddy desk range. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:33.280 Surely, sure But even if there isn't, surely there was 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.360 a shopper, you know, tourist shop. It's ensuring it's in the. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.320 Base of the Alps. Alps. There'll be ski shops, but 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:39.960 it will be. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.600 He was obviously so cold in the stands, sitting with 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:44.920 all the dirty dirties up in the stand and they 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:47.720 say he's got a pair of playing socks, and he's 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.880 got and he's but the thing is he's clapping like 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.520 a seal. So he's got the socks on and he's 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:54.800 clapping Sam Cane off with the socks. 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:57.400 And toes are flopping around and yeah, there's a lot 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:58.680 of floppergin. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.280 And but forever his m Kine's final moments and in 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:05.120 all black Jersey will forever be remembered with severed peace 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:06.240 with socks on his hands. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.520 Can you mention one of those sort of you know, 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.960 one of our Sky Sport documentaries and they try to 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:14.440 have that moment with the music, bit of piano and 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:20.520 they show the crowd and for old Severy Reese we're 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:24.840 talking about he had he had socks on his hands. 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:30.400 Why why because it was cold and he nobody had gloves. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.880 That's all I can imagine was the reason why. And 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:38.040 also I think Razor was wearing was not I think 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.440 Razor was using. I think there was chewing gum, not 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:40.840 a vape. 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:42.520 Oh yeah, it looked like he was ripping a vape. 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.040 It looked like he was ripping a USB. But it 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.160 was Yeah, you're right. It was chewing gum. He was 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:48.400 chewing gum in his mouth. 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.000 He was biting, and there's a big difference between sucking 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.680 and biting, as we all know, his massive difference. 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:57.800 I will take a quick break and James Moill be 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.040 back with a bit of cricky. 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:02.400 Right. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.480 Are you watching any of this India Ossie series? 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:07.600 Not enough of it. I need to watch more. But 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:10.040 I do always look at glance at the school board. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:11.080 Can I glance right now? 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:14.760 You can glance right now? It is so on day one, 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.240 India get rolled for one hundred and fifty and you 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:21.240 could imagine the dingoes crowing. The dingoes were crowing about 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:24.880 how great they are, how rubbish India are, how they're 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.960 going to clean sweep them. Ozzie then get rolled for 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.560 one hundred. They win seventy for nine. They get rolled 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:34.720 for one hundred. Then India stroll back out and score 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:38.439 four hundred and eighty seven for six. Declared, Coolie's got 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:41.720 a century in there. And now they've set i'll see 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:45.800 your world record target of over five hundred to win 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:49.120 the Test with two days remaining over in Perth and 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:50.800 they are twelve for three. 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:54.400 It's unbelievable because I'm sure I saw a typo. Maybe 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:56.120 my eyes are roosted both thought there are one hundred 0:17:56.119 --> 0:18:00.760 and twenty for three, but twelve for three is incredible. Lbw's. 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:03.480 This is what I love. You're not getting two lbw's 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:05.800 in Australia back in the eighties because they would never 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:09.160 give lbw's. Everybody said that. I used to complain about 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.480 Pakistani umpires, remember when England went there and had a 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:15.840 big cry. But Ozzie umpires way worse. They would never 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:19.240 give an LBW. I remember Chris Ken's trapping justin Langer 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:22.840 first over, absolutely plum. They're not giving it first over, 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.280 don't even try it. You might they might give him 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:28.040 out once he's gone past seventy yeah, you know or whatever. 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:31.000 Can you remember Danny Morrison v. Michael Whitney, Yes, oh 0:18:31.040 --> 0:18:33.680 my god, he walked across his stumps, stood in front 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:36.200 of his stumps, gets and didn't didn't give him out. 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:38.280 And it was for when the Test match too. 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:40.639 And the commentators there were pathetic as well. They just 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.040 didn't They just sort of they should have been saying 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:45.320 this is an embarrassment, because that's the difference. I think 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:48.760 Kiwis would go or at least the knowledge we had 0:18:49.359 --> 0:18:51.439 Fred good All though, Yeah he was a bit of 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:52.320 a homer, wasn't he. 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:54.840 Yeah he was, he was. He was our version of 0:18:54.920 --> 0:19:00.000 all of their umpires. He never gave anything for pedals, 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.200 give pedals everything, anything you wanted, anything he wanted. 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:05.960 So ip Fred Goodall. We do love Fred. But the 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:09.120 thing about it is like I think everybody acknowledged that, 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:12.080 you know, we made fun of that whole thing. Remember 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:15.640 there was mcphalen Gadsby did a really awesome sketch on 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:19.600 on good Yeah, they did a sort of Calypso number, 0:19:19.680 --> 0:19:20.760 Caribbean number. 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.560 After the Colin Croft. 0:19:22.240 --> 0:19:25.040