1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,840 Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar those genes I mentioned earlier on in the week. 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: They're women's jeans. They're women's literal mum jeans, literal mum jeans. 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: Tim's Withers along with Katie, Good morning to both of you. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 2: Good morning. 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 3: Those jeans went off. Everybody was trying to buy them. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: Apparently they're sold out. You can't buy them. They're saline jeans. 7 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: They're a flared surfed jeene in summer dazed wash. 8 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: You sound like you're reading music per. 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: And they are twelve hundred US a peer. 10 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 3: Well, it's cheaper than a very Humphrey's painting. 11 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 1: As it turns out, how much could I have spent before? 12 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 1: You would have literally and I don't mean, oh you're 13 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 1: an idiot. Yeah, that usual stuff we go through, But 14 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: like before I would have been in real trouble. 15 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,360 Speaker 3: Well, I was just telling Sam, I'm actually so relieved 16 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 3: this morning. I don't want to sound like a mean wife, 17 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 3: and I want you to be happy. But if you 18 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 3: had purchased that, but because we lived together, that very 19 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 3: humphrey is whatever you have is staring back at me 20 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 3: on our household walls. And that was quite a terrifying 21 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 3: concept for me, But I'm just so glad that he's 22 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 3: so popular that other people have snapped it up, so 23 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 3: you don't have to don't. 24 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 1: Doesn't I was on far to me? I was onto something, 25 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: wasn't I. I mean, you cannot look at what's happened this 26 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: morning at that auction and not say because a lot 27 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: of people went on very happy to take it. You 28 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: cannot look at that auction this morning and go that 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: guy hasn't got a global following of some note. 30 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 2: That's true, you're onto, You're onto something, but you totally 31 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 2: misread the rooms in terms of what people were going to. 32 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 3: Pay, and you put Sam under the pressure read for 33 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 3: you while you. 34 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:43,119 Speaker 2: Were on there's a radio show show you're putting out 35 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 2: it out. 36 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: It's not my fault that I'm on air while they're 37 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: trying to sell something that I want. I mean, it's 38 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: not my fault that. 39 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 2: I have to go to work this out to produce 40 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 2: the show. 41 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 3: Is just sit online trying to bid at an auction 42 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 3: for you. 43 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 2: Actually, this is this is this is a workplace safety issue. 44 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 2: I think, get me mogulation. 45 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: It gets worse. I was bidding under Jason's name because 46 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: the boss of the radio station he actually got me 47 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: logged on to Christie's because I couldn't log myself on, 48 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: so he said he'd do it, so his address his name, 49 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: And as it turns out, his credit rating was run 50 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: by Christie's because they've kind to run a credit rating 51 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: before you are. 52 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 2: Allowed to bid, and his credit ratings in the toilet 53 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 2: because you've persuaded him to buy a house that he 54 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 2: couldn't afford. So thank you very much, Mike host Game. 55 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: Well that was the problem. But he's still got room 56 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:41,239 Speaker 1: to move because I tell you what happened this week 57 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: is Paul went cloudy, and so I talked to him 58 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: into going into automation because paul system is not automated, 59 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: and I said, you've got to go automation. So he's 60 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: going automation. But the good thing is I know he's 61 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 1: got room to move because Christie's ran his credit check 62 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: and he gave him fifty thousand pounds credit limit, so 63 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: he's got one hundred thousand to move with. So he's 64 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: got a new house. He's going to have an automated poll. 65 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: He's still got one hundred thousand dollars to spend A bit. 66 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: I don't believe that. 67 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 2: I don't believe that story. 68 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: Is it a true story? 69 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: See? 70 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: That story is so outrageous. No one believes it. 71 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 3: Of your stories aren't true. And you say the morning 72 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 3: with so much gumption and. 73 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 2: With such conviction. 74 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I hear about it later in the day. 75 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 3: They go Mike was saying, I go, No, he made 76 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 3: that up. It's just so embarrassing. 77 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: That hand on my heart, that story is actually true. 78 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 1: I was bidding under Jason and Sam was okay. 79 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 2: So but Kate, Kate like tells when he goes hand 80 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 2: on my heart? Has that actually is that a geigecounter? Like, 81 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 2: you know, start to sniff a bit of inaccuracy here, No, 82 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 2: that's probably legit. 83 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: Tell them, Katie, tell them about the Valentine experience this morning. 84 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 2: Oh that was very sweet. 85 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, that was very sweet. I came through to the 86 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 3: kitchen this morning. Yeah, a lovely card and a beautiful 87 00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 3: gift waiting for me wrapped on the bench. And that 88 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 3: was very sweet. I was not. 89 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: What made it good toim was she won on the 90 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: card front. So I got my card too this morning. 91 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: Whose was a better card? It was a vastly superior 92 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 1: handcrafted card. Mine was nice, but. 93 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 3: It wasn't I didn't make it. 94 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,719 Speaker 1: No, no, not handcrafted. But it's three dimensional. It's got 95 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: stuff stuck on it. Oh yeah, yes, yeah, so. 96 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 3: Beautiful. 97 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,280 Speaker 1: My words, Oh my words run match, but no one 98 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:26,279 Speaker 1: beats me for words. 99 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, you wrote beautiful words. So did you just do 100 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 3: that for content? 101 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 2: Yeah? 102 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:36,359 Speaker 1: Very much. Basically. Later, that's how I'll tell you. 103 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. Why don't we wait till after 104 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: the break, I'll tell you about our Valentine's Day? 105 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: Is it still going? Is it unfolding as we speak? 106 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 2: It's it's it's a circus, but it's absolute. 107 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,720 Speaker 1: Just before your story, Tim, do you want to wish 108 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: Sam a happy birthday? Kadie? 109 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,160 Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know Sam's birthday. 110 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Happy birthday Sam. 111 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 1: He's fourteen today. It's fantastic, and. 112 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 2: All his friends he's not fourteen. 113 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 1: Fifteen one of the others. 114 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 3: Actually, he's actually blessed with such youthful looks. 115 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 2: And that was well because I was. 116 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 3: I was shocked at how old he was when he 117 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 3: told me, because I too, I thought he was like 118 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 3: twenty one. 119 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 2: I think all we're hearing from Mike is the unpleasant 120 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:20,799 Speaker 2: sound of envy. 121 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 1: How do you know it's his. 122 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 2: Youthful figure, the vitality. 123 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,839 Speaker 1: What's gone wrong to him? 124 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 2: Okay, so here's the deal. Our Valentine's Day started last night. 125 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,720 Speaker 2: We had had a big thing. I had worked th 126 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:37,600 Speaker 2: last night. You were Jason or Rachel. 127 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: Because he had a big work last night. Were you 128 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: with Jason? He had a big work thing. 129 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 2: List, No, it wasn't. This was this was graduation of 130 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,160 Speaker 2: maximum in terns. So we had a big thing, like 131 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 2: sixty people, sixty people on site, et cetera. And I 132 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 2: get a text from Rachel going, oh, I was just 133 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 2: going out the door. Rachel was going to join me, 134 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,279 Speaker 2: and she goes, I was just going out the door, 135 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 2: but I think Otto's either sprained his ankle or broken 136 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 2: his legs. So she goes straight to White Cross with Otto. 137 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 2: So Otto, by the way two and a half right, 138 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 2: he was on the trampoline and they heard a crack 139 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 2: and he started crying. 140 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 1: Boys. 141 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly exactly. So he's sort of getting text updates, 142 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera. Finally the text comes through. Otto's 143 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 2: broken his leg and so I had to bail just 144 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 2: like see you guys later. Come home. And then we're 145 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 2: like putting this poor. He's got a cast on one leg. 146 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 2: And no, no, he won't, he won't. He got to 147 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 2: choose the type of the type of car. So it's 148 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 2: like one withee pawprints on it. Yeah, I'll choose that one. 149 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,039 Speaker 2: But it's it's as rough as sandpaper, so we have 150 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 2: to wrap something around it. But anyway, don't get me started. 151 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 2: So we put we put to bed then, and then 152 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 2: we're sort of sitting there in a daze. And then 153 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 2: I turned to Rachel on the couch and I say, 154 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 2: I'm sorry I didn't get you a card because of Valentine, 155 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 2: because Valentine's Day tomorrow. She turns to me and goes, 156 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:04,839 Speaker 2: neither did I. But that's what love looks. But that's 157 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 2: what love looks like at the stage. 158 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're disorganized, because you could have 159 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 1: brought it on Monday when I did. 160 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 2: Oh, you could have brought it on Monday. 161 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:21,480 Speaker 1: I say, pies at the tuch shop. You had a pie. 162 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: See here's this one. I can't understand why we're all 163 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,360 Speaker 1: exercised about the pies today because every single one of 164 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:29,600 Speaker 1: us who went to a school with a touch shop. 165 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:31,720 Speaker 1: When we lined up for the touch shop brought what 166 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: we bought a Boston bun and a pie and or 167 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 1: chips and or a K bar and or coke. 168 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,280 Speaker 3: Well your generation did, because they sort of started banning 169 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 3: that not long after you, after school started banning that 170 00:07:45,440 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 3: stuff and you couldn't get it. But to the guy 171 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,840 Speaker 3: running the school lunch program as to what the hold 172 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 3: up is worth distributing it and getting it around, have 173 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 3: you driven through Auckland at any point during a week 174 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 3: and try to get anywhere? I reckon? He needs to 175 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 3: lay that at Simon Brown's door and say, hey, the cones, 176 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 3: the bus lanes, the but just fix up the roads 177 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 3: and then maybe deliveries will get you know where they're 178 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 3: supposed to get to. 179 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more. Couldn't agree more. You're old enough for 180 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: the pies. 181 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 2: To him, absolutely absolutely, it's pies, pies or fish and chips. 182 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 2: You know when you used to get fish and chips 183 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 2: at school? All again it's you know, I reckon this, 184 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 2: this whole thing. It feels like sort of like the 185 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 2: charter school debate in disguise, where people who don't like 186 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 2: the change in the schooling arrangements are trying to sort 187 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 2: of delegitimize David Seymour through the lunch program. Mm hmm, 188 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:41,720 Speaker 2: it's exactly. 189 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,760 Speaker 1: It's a pilon, It's it's basic union based. 190 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. If Seymour hadn't been involved in it, anything that 191 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,840 Speaker 3: touches him or has god his name attached, you can 192 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 3: guarantee the media is coming full throttle for it, and 193 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,200 Speaker 3: they're not going to let it go. You know, They're 194 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 3: just going to And the problem with the media doing 195 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 3: that is everybody gets sick of it. It's just like, okay, 196 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:01,199 Speaker 3: we're now over it. 197 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:05,680 Speaker 2: It's so ten years And because Michelle Obama is it broken? 198 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 3: No, it was just like, I'm sorry. 199 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 2: Okay, she was getting so worked out. Michelle Obama had 200 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,840 Speaker 2: a school lunch program in the States, and kids didn't 201 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,320 Speaker 2: used to eat that either. And I actually we know 202 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 2: people who had kids that went to a school that 203 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,320 Speaker 2: got the old program. Kids didn't used to eat that either. 204 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 2: There was a thriving black market in Dorito's, Twiste's and chippies. 205 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 1: Good on you. How are you close to it? Like 206 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:33,719 Speaker 1: a BP or something like that, like a shell Celtics. 207 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:33,880 Speaker 2: Got one up the road. 208 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:34,800 Speaker 1: What do you mean when you know? 209 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 2: Not me? 210 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,120 Speaker 1: Just sip down and buy us something nice? For Valentine's Day. 211 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 2: I've actually, actually, I'll have you know, I booked the 212 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,680 Speaker 2: restaurant on Monday. 213 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,280 Speaker 1: No way, we are going out. Yes, I did, got 214 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 1: a babysit. 215 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got I book the of course I booked 216 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,280 Speaker 2: the What do you think do you think? Do you 217 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,319 Speaker 2: think we've got We've got an eight and a nine 218 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,839 Speaker 2: year old and a six year old looking after a 219 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 2: two and a half year old in a car. That's 220 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 2: the baby's What kind of chaos do you think we live? 221 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,319 Speaker 1: All right, you have a good weekend, and good luck 222 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,000 Speaker 1: and have a nice night. 223 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,520 Speaker 2: For more from the Mic Asking Breakfast, listen live to 224 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:11,679 Speaker 2: news Talks it'd be from six am weekdays, or follow 225 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 2: the podcast on iHeartRadio.