WEBVTT - "Catches Win Matches"

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the second of December.

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<v Speaker 1>I can I believe it's December already.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, but it's the official month where you kick

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<v Speaker 3>everything to twenty five. Yeah, yeah, November. People would go

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of a lazy ass, an't you, But it's December,

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<v Speaker 3>the holy legit.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything being punted to do next year. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>need to start this podcast by recapping that match. We

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<v Speaker 1>need to go over it, we need to readdress it.

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<v Speaker 1>We lost by eight wickets in a day and a

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<v Speaker 1>half basically, but.

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<v Speaker 3>That was irrelevant. I think that was inevitable that was

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<v Speaker 3>going to happen. Ever since the first England's first innings.

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<v Speaker 3>Almost it would almost it was almost written in the

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<v Speaker 3>stars that we're blindet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No one hundred and I think the big headline

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<v Speaker 1>that everyone's talking about is catches win matches eight drop

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<v Speaker 1>catches in England's first innings. Here is what they sounded like.

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<v Speaker 3>Smith into Brook slashed drop dropped at gully and it's

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<v Speaker 3>glean Phillips. Is this drop gonna cost them? And comes

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<v Speaker 3>Smith full slip and go again. Oh dropped at first

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<v Speaker 3>slip by Latham. Then comes Phillips quicker and that's in

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<v Speaker 3>the air. Come on, is it a chance down at

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<v Speaker 3>deep midwicket? The man in god, oh my god, Devin

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<v Speaker 3>Conway was coming round from deep square leg and he's

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<v Speaker 3>dropped brooke again. Then comes Smith and he leans back

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<v Speaker 3>and lashes it. Another drop down Latham drops is another

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<v Speaker 3>one that covers. It's his third catches dropped today. The

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<v Speaker 3>captain he's got the drop, sees and it's edged and

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<v Speaker 3>drop again. God to clean Phillips at gully and that

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<v Speaker 3>was even simpler than his first catches. Drop chalk it

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<v Speaker 3>up number seven and.

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<v Speaker 1>Harry Brook is open laughing because this is comical.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a clown show. Fucking hour. It was you

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<v Speaker 3>could tell by just oh my god, not again, Oh my,

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<v Speaker 3>not again.

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<v Speaker 1>There's shades of the acc eleven when we dropped fifteen catches.

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<v Speaker 3>In one match. Well some say eleven were grassed fifteen opportunities.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing the difference with that that Jeremy Wells pointed

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<v Speaker 3>out this morning on Haydaki was we didn't actually take

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<v Speaker 3>any other catch. That's what made that so as such

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<v Speaker 3>an anomaly. Yeah, we actually caught nothing at all. Eventually,

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<v Speaker 3>the black Caps did take their catches, so yeah, they

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<v Speaker 3>took a few. Yeah, they took a few, whereas we didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>No one caught anything.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't take any There was a guy in the

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<v Speaker 1>NBA the other day who scored about thirty points. He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't miss a single shot, and didn't miss a free throw,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't miss a shot from the field, He didn't turn

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<v Speaker 1>the ball over once. It was like an NBA record,

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<v Speaker 1>never been done before. That's like a clean sheet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it was a triple double as well. So

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<v Speaker 1>triple double, no turnovers, no missshots. Oh man, the perfect game.

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<v Speaker 1>You retire, Yeah, you would. That's basically what we did.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a little bit different because there were a

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<v Speaker 1>few drops. Man, at one point England brings my heart

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<v Speaker 1>to pour back over the numbers, but we will. At

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<v Speaker 1>one point England was seventy for four.

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<v Speaker 3>And that was when he was I think Brook was dropped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think around then Mitchell sorry Phillips, the first

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<v Speaker 1>drop of the eight and that English first and nings

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<v Speaker 1>Brook dropped five times. First of those, he was on

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<v Speaker 1>about thirty runs. So in theory because he went on

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<v Speaker 1>to score one hundred and seventy that's one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>forty prevented.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in theory, and I mean I would be no

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<v Speaker 3>more upset. I heard that Matt Henry went up and

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<v Speaker 3>apologized to Oli Pope at the end of the day's play.

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<v Speaker 3>At the end of day two, was it because he

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<v Speaker 3>was the only he got out to that stunning catch

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<v Speaker 3>by Glenn Phillips at Gully And he was like, you

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<v Speaker 3>are the unluckiest guy on this field because that was

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<v Speaker 3>one of the catches of the century and everyone else

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<v Speaker 3>dropped them and the only one's laced it and got out.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's a great point. He rose Latham and Phillips

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<v Speaker 1>account of the six of our eight drop catches. And

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<v Speaker 1>I saw someone on Instagram, probably on TikTok, but then

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<v Speaker 1>found this way to my Instagram reels because I'm thirty

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<v Speaker 1>three years old, saying that Glenn Phillips is not a

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<v Speaker 1>great taker of catches, but a taker of great catches.

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<v Speaker 1>So he drops the easy one and then he will

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<v Speaker 1>take the absolute screamer.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he's taken some of the greatest catches. You'll see

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<v Speaker 3>it there in that gully position like that, that kind

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<v Speaker 3>of there's a very familiar kind of dive he does

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<v Speaker 3>where he displays all limbs, yeah, into the star fashion

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<v Speaker 3>and then somehow sticks into that right hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>There's Someone asked the most outrageous question at the press

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<v Speaker 3>conference of Lathan. Yeah, and you know what this was about.

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<v Speaker 3>They said, do you think it has anything to do

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<v Speaker 3>with the sightlines and catching it a hagar waizing to

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<v Speaker 3>do with the botanical gardens?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 1>But you can't see the botanical gardens field?

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<v Speaker 3>But is it the pollen? Is the pollen in your

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<v Speaker 3>eyes making you sneeze? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Were they spending too much of their time before the

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<v Speaker 1>game down there at the.

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<v Speaker 3>Botanical gard doesn't make sense that whoever asked that question,

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<v Speaker 3>who dno brought that up. It's like you're you're really

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<v Speaker 3>scraping the bottom of the barrel of excuses apart from

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<v Speaker 3>just dumb luck that you just grasped all those chances.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon it was a journo who doesn't follow cricket

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<v Speaker 1>in anyway, and they was like, I don't know the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck asking about there? What's the sport again like they

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<v Speaker 1>dropped heap to catches.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they lost it in the flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it the bowtans? Perhaps?

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<v Speaker 3>So you can't see it if you stand in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of hegy oval as the crow flies. The gardens

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<v Speaker 3>are what maybe a kilometer away, five hundred meters away.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't see them from the top of the embankment. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't see them from the commentary booth.

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<v Speaker 3>I would blame all the Hawaiian shirts were there that

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<v Speaker 3>were there worn by middle aged men on dress up day.

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<v Speaker 1>Potentially, yes, if you weren't listening to the commentary. We

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<v Speaker 1>sit in over under market at six point five boomers

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<v Speaker 1>and Hawaiian shirts smashed within a couple of hours. That

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<v Speaker 1>was absolutely obliterated.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's stress, that's stress ups, that is boom for boomers.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like put a hard case Hawaiian shirt on and

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<v Speaker 3>go to the cricket.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a laughing look at his Dave, our Dave again

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<v Speaker 1>he's got the buddy. Oh god, you know it's a

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<v Speaker 1>laugh and Dave busts out the bloody Hawaiian shirt in

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<v Speaker 1>christ shirts. For God's sake, you know, he wears that

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<v Speaker 1>thing in Fiji once a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Totally. There was some good There was some good comedy

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<v Speaker 3>betting going on. Actually, we got people asking how many

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<v Speaker 3>helicopter drops from the Adventure Mountain Bike Park would come

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<v Speaker 3>in because the hospitals right next to Hegley Oval and

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<v Speaker 3>the landing pad is pretty much on Hegley Oval, so

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<v Speaker 3>you often hear that the risky helicopter come in. And

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<v Speaker 3>on day two I think we had four and it

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<v Speaker 3>was on a Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>And then on day three we set the over under

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<v Speaker 1>at four and a half and actually think it came under.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes it did.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we had four.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, we had three one one very last minute,

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<v Speaker 3>but we since we found later the Mountain Bike Park

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<v Speaker 3>closed at five. Yeah, game wing onto six thirty, so

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<v Speaker 3>we I don't know if we we didn't go in

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<v Speaker 3>with the best amount of intel on that one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but we did have a couple of people who

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<v Speaker 1>were willing to sacrifice themselves in order to try and

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<v Speaker 1>make that bet come right. Because we have people call

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<v Speaker 1>again saying, look, I'm going for a dive just off

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<v Speaker 1>the coast of cal Coda there and I'll probably be

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<v Speaker 1>ready for a pack up in about half an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you could get the chopper up now, and

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<v Speaker 1>we were saying, yeah, just if you find him in

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<v Speaker 1>an airs dround, just make sure your stuff whatever he's

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<v Speaker 1>caught into the life jacket, into the you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and then bring that all back with you. But unfortunately

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<v Speaker 1>that comedy bit didn't come in either. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>other questions that was asked of Tom Latham was is

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<v Speaker 1>it something that you need to work on the catching?

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<v Speaker 1>And he said, I don't think it's something that requires

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<v Speaker 1>any extra work. Do you agree with Tom Latham supplementary

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<v Speaker 1>question if it does require work, what work could they

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<v Speaker 1>possibly do in the next four days?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's rumors that the pantsman Joel Harrison as their

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<v Speaker 3>fielding coach because he was responsible for half hour drop

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<v Speaker 3>catches in the ACC. I don't think you can never

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<v Speaker 3>do too much work. No, in terms of catching practice.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't think there's a drill they're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do between now and the next game that's going to

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<v Speaker 1>no sort it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, But I mean we're not this is we're not

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<v Speaker 3>bad fielders like that. All the people that drop there

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<v Speaker 3>are usually very capable. Latham and Phillips in particular, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>Conway is usually a safe pair of hands, and he

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<v Speaker 3>grasped one.

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<v Speaker 1>So even Blundelle was having a mirror behind the stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, he missed that one that caught behind on the

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<v Speaker 3>leg side. It just pinged off his fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what did you put it down to?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I know they'll be asking the same question.

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<v Speaker 3>And I read and Dylan Cleaver's bounce.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just like, I think, it's just.

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<v Speaker 3>Just one of those things. It's just dumb luck, it's

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<v Speaker 3>just unlucky. But the unlucky streak that just compiled eight

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<v Speaker 3>in a row as opposed to any sort of skill issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think after so Latham dropped I think three, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>which means Phillips must have dropped three as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and then Conway and Blundell.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you've dropped two, you're never catching that third one.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, I reckon, you're just done by that stage.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon. And I think the only one that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Phillips took that screamer, but that was just like reflex.

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<v Speaker 1>That was like hitting his heading your knee with the hammer.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Lathan also he took a catch in the end

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<v Speaker 3>at second slip. He actually yeah, he took one, and

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<v Speaker 3>they bet they replayed it over and over again to

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<v Speaker 3>see where there has touched the grass. Oh, yes, so

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<v Speaker 3>he did, mate, he did right, he did right. The

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<v Speaker 3>ship a little bit ish, but I don't know. They

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<v Speaker 3>just just one of those things that it was tough

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<v Speaker 3>to watch as a banned because you knew they were

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<v Speaker 3>better than that. I guarantee any catching drills they do

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<v Speaker 3>between now and the basin, they will catch ninety nine

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<v Speaker 3>point nine percent of those catches easily. Yeah, a couple

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<v Speaker 3>I think a couple blasted just over the head of

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<v Speaker 3>Darryl Mitchell and Saudi I think got one blasted through

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<v Speaker 3>his hands as well, kind of mid short mid wicket.

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<v Speaker 3>Just nothing went to hand.

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<v Speaker 1>No, is it another side effect of Bear's ball, because

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<v Speaker 1>it's just one of those things where they're slashing at everything.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's gonna be more catch opportunities, more half catch opportunities,

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<v Speaker 1>more drop catches, and then you're gonna drop lip in

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<v Speaker 1>the field.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think you bang on because they do do that.

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<v Speaker 3>They go hard at the ball and it flies. I've

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<v Speaker 3>ever seen so many boundaries basically over the keeper's head. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And it's funny because the English have an interesting field

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<v Speaker 3>technic where they have a backstop and he took a catch.

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<v Speaker 3>He got Daryl Mitchell out in the first innings where

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<v Speaker 3>Daryl Mitchell went for the pull shot and descuided it

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<v Speaker 3>straight up in the ear. They had a guy behind

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<v Speaker 3>the keeper who took the catch. They had a backstop, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they had a backstop, but they're in a catching position

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<v Speaker 3>because you can't have where he was slightly on the

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<v Speaker 3>on the off side, because you can't have more than

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<v Speaker 3>three behind square on the leg. So it's quite clear

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<v Speaker 3>as a rule. Yeah, as a rule, that's after bodyline.

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<v Speaker 3>So after bodyline. They brought that in because all they

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<v Speaker 3>did was stack at left side, bold the arm and

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<v Speaker 3>just wait for someone to So it's quite a clear

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<v Speaker 3>way of doing it because it's a backstop. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>still there on the hook shot for the top edge. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's still in a catching position. So you bears, Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 3>dummy when it comes to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of that is smart and innovative. But even as

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<v Speaker 1>a grown man, you couldn't. You couldn't stand at backstop

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<v Speaker 1>like directly behind the work.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to go I'm at fly slip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right, because otherwise if you keep it folly

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<v Speaker 1>pup turns and it's all right, I get that. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not the usual keeper. I'm not that fucking no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not for that, it's for it's for this.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Darrel Mitchell gave a good account of himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah he did. I mean, like, yeah, he did.

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<v Speaker 3>His real grafter, isn't he. There's nothing pretty about him.

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<v Speaker 3>He just grinds it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Workman like. The only the only bit of Fleaar is

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<v Speaker 1>the reverse sweep, which drives boomers into conniptions.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. And Mike Minaga, no, he listens. He

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<v Speaker 3>drives him fucking crazy. He I get I get bombarded

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<v Speaker 3>with messages every goes. What are you saying? It would

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<v Speaker 3>just say, pot it away, Minchell. It's just it drives

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<v Speaker 3>him insane. If you wanted to make him crazy, get

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<v Speaker 3>a compilation of Daryl Mitchell's reverse sweeps and play it

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<v Speaker 3>to Mike Minogue and he'll he'll flip.

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<v Speaker 1>But how many times he got out to the reverse sweep.

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<v Speaker 3>A few times? That's what drives him crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to do something, though. You can't just be reactive,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And look, take it to the ball. He

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<v Speaker 1>plays that shot quite well.

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<v Speaker 3>He got it out a few times, and then it worked,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's just when it goes wrong, people were ready

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<v Speaker 3>with the knives.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's an easy one to point to if it

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<v Speaker 1>goes wrong, but fuck when it comes off, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing it often enough, they have to put a

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<v Speaker 1>fielder there, you know. So it's a way of you,

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<v Speaker 1>as a better dictating the field a little bit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but when it goes bad, it looks very very bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Renders all right, the sixy camera. We've been talking about

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<v Speaker 1>him a lot. This is his farewell tour, not the

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<v Speaker 1>result he's looking for. But you could tell once he

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<v Speaker 1>went out there to beat he was just like, fuck it, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>He always that's consistent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right, that's what he's always done. He's like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a great better, so I might as well

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<v Speaker 1>go for as many six as I possibly can.

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<v Speaker 3>He can hit the ball. He's got a good eye.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah so, and he can hit a big ball. Great slog.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, he is, as we said the other day, sixth

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<v Speaker 1>in Test sixs. He is now on ninety five eight,

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<v Speaker 1>two of them in this most recent innings. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>got three sorry, two more games in thiry four more innings, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>to hit five more sixers to crack the ton. If

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<v Speaker 1>he does that, that will vault him over Jacques Kalis

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<v Speaker 1>who was just above him. Chris Gaale is on ninety eight,

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Gilchrist is on one hundred, and then if South

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<v Speaker 1>they can do one hundred, he'll be tired with Gilchrist,

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<v Speaker 1>McCullum one oh seven, Ben Stokes one hundred and thirty one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well we could see evidence of that when Stokes

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<v Speaker 3>was playing it in the weekend. He goes big so

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<v Speaker 3>something about that the coach captain combo here. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>see why they play basball and you've got McCullum one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and seven six Test sixes and your captain is

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<v Speaker 3>the only one ahead of you one hundred and thirty one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>when is that combination going to go? I reckon, we

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<v Speaker 3>should just pump the brakes here, guys. Yeah, that's just

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<v Speaker 3>shut up shop. A lot of carpet balls just worked

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<v Speaker 3>the ones in two. So it's not coming out of

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<v Speaker 3>those guys. Because people in the change room the game,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you talking about? Bullshit? That would be great

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<v Speaker 3>for Saudi. I mean he's in pretty good company. He's

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<v Speaker 3>like he's ahead of Lara Rowitt, Sharma, Nda saywag, that's

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<v Speaker 3>a great stat. I've said it before, get wickets hit sixes,

0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:23.000
<v Speaker 3>knowing there's nothing more straight up than that.

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<v Speaker 1>We mention wickets. He has set first in wickets taken

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<v Speaker 1>for a black Cap overall. That's an all formats combined.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's by virtue of the fact that when

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<v Speaker 1>he started playing was when T twenties started. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he's played more games than anyone else but seven

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and seventy two. Vitries second on six ninety six.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's going to take it's going to take quite

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<v Speaker 1>a bit to beat that.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't see anyone beating that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he came into the team at what eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nineteen and yeah, and he played. He's played a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of Test cricket and a lot of one days.

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<v Speaker 3>People coming in now they'll play a lot of T twenties,

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<v Speaker 3>but they'll also leave the national team earlier, like the

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<v Speaker 3>likes of Ferguson and a Milm, to go and make

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<v Speaker 3>money elsewhere. So I don't I'm going to this is

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<v Speaker 3>a hot take that'll never be beaten. Wow, seven seventy

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<v Speaker 3>two in terms of wickets for New Zealand as a

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<v Speaker 3>Black Cap Yep, that won't be beaten because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think people will play that long.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I agree with you. What about second and test

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<v Speaker 1>workts he's on three eighty seven. I don't think he's

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<v Speaker 1>going to hit the four hundred unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 3>How I mean, if he did, that would be magnificent.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen wickets and I mean, look we've done in one game. Ye,

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<v Speaker 3>the way he was he did look very kind of

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<v Speaker 3>saudy of the last eighteen months there. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of something something for him, and he beat

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<v Speaker 3>the outside of edge quite a lot. Yep, But I

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<v Speaker 3>must submit old Nathan Smith looked good. There's something about him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a terrible noball issue. That's excitement.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bit. Yeah, that's obviously him pushing too hard,

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<v Speaker 3>and he said he was too excited, But there's something

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<v Speaker 3>about him. He was creating chances and the amount of

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<v Speaker 3>mishits that came off him and that drop catches that

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<v Speaker 3>came off from unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 1>He should have had a five f He should have

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<v Speaker 1>had a five for his Yeah, he should be spewing

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<v Speaker 1>for his stats there because he should have had so

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<v Speaker 1>much more than that. And I think anyone that watched

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<v Speaker 1>it if you just looked at the stats, he'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, when right got two wickets, I think, but

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<v Speaker 1>when you watched him actually bowl, it was impressive.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks the goods, yeah, and he's got a mullet

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<v Speaker 3>and the mo it look good and he's so the

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<v Speaker 3>next game is I mean, we'll talk about Previy the

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<v Speaker 3>next game and later on the week, but the rumor

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<v Speaker 3>is that it's going to be a decision between getting

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<v Speaker 3>Satna in the team potentially a pitch that turns a

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<v Speaker 3>bit and Wellington I did last year. Anyway, who does

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<v Speaker 3>he come in for? And most of the punnets are

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<v Speaker 3>saying the other comes in for Saudi or Smith? Now Smith,

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<v Speaker 3>this is his home track. He's played a shit ton

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<v Speaker 3>of domestic cricket on this pitch, and then in this

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<v Speaker 3>ground does he come in for the hometown farewell tour

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<v Speaker 3>of Saudi? So this is this is a decision for

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<v Speaker 3>Steady to make along with Latham, and yeah, it's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be an interesting decision. I don't see see how

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<v Speaker 3>they not playing in Hamilton, No, but I potentially see

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<v Speaker 3>him not playing in this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, you couldn't not play him, surely.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, now that'll do you know what, You're right, We're

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<v Speaker 3>not in the Test Championship anymore, right, what are we

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<v Speaker 3>playing for?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but after what they did the Wags, I could

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<v Speaker 1>see it. Oh bloody drop them. Someone would get injured.

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<v Speaker 1>There'll be fielding all day. That's what will happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, they can't repeat the Wags situation. That should

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<v Speaker 3>be an a manual on how not to farewell, a

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<v Speaker 3>legend of the game.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a national shame. Yeah, that is a national shape.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's what's gonna happen. Also, Will Young? Will

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<v Speaker 1>he get back in again? We could have done with him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Where do we put Will Young? We do we? I

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<v Speaker 3>mean Blundelle's under pressure. Do we put Will Young in

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<v Speaker 3>there and give Latham the gloves? But then it's that

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<v Speaker 3>too much opening the betting gloves and captning. That is

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<v Speaker 3>a ship ton on one person. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and again, if you put the gloves on someone

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<v Speaker 1>like Phillips, now you've taken a bowling option.

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<v Speaker 3>He doesn't want them, he doesn't want that out, he

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't want them. Conway, he's not He is a T

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<v Speaker 3>twenty kind of makeshift keeper. So you've got no choice.

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<v Speaker 3>Bundel's it. You can't be coming in with a you

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<v Speaker 3>can't give later any more responsibilities. You can't. You can't

0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:24.120
<v Speaker 3>battle day keep all day. That's too much. That's back

0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:27.440
<v Speaker 3>the victory era when he was captain, coach and manager.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard he drove the bus to the airport pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>He was a two year period there when he was everything.

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<v Speaker 3>He was a selected coach and player.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sus the catering, Yeah, absolutely ran the court session

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<v Speaker 1>around the court session.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's going to be interesting and at

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<v Speaker 1>least good things for us to talk about as well.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, because selection for crickets never really that

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<v Speaker 1>bigger thing. It's like, oh, they brought a spinner or

0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:53.480
<v Speaker 1>they brought a past But now we've got a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of genuine like how do we fit these dudes? They

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<v Speaker 1>didn't put Young and could have done with a few

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<v Speaker 1>extra runs.

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<v Speaker 3>Controversy does Young come in for Conway?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean he hasn't had a great hasn't it ar?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, but you know it's still the quality batsman

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<v Speaker 3>so as.

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<v Speaker 1>Wellying I know, I reckon, you go down and you

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<v Speaker 1>have a knit and you're just like all right, fellas

0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:20.120
<v Speaker 1>last last man, and yeah, it starts last minon gets

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<v Speaker 1>the run and there's everyone going at them, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you put your two bowlers bowling at them. Whoever can

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<v Speaker 1>last the longest by the day before the tests, whoever

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<v Speaker 1>gets bowled out first, that out of the game, and

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<v Speaker 1>whoever bowld them is in okay, yep, a real gladiator

0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:38.480
<v Speaker 1>sort of hunger game situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that did.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's take a quick break when we come

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<v Speaker 1>back on and address the half curse issue on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we've talked a lot about curses here at

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<v Speaker 1>the a SEC, and I don't think anyone's should more

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<v Speaker 1>commentators curses than the a SEC.

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<v Speaker 3>That's because we've got an opinion. I you know, we

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<v Speaker 3>like to support get behind our teams, and we're like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my god, he's looking good, he's looking great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait for him to get to a century

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<v Speaker 3>we got. We're just too passionate and too positive, you see.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. And it's got to the point sometimes where

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<v Speaker 1>we're too scared to commentate because we've issued so many

0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:19.359
<v Speaker 1>commentatus curses. But I think we've had another world first

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<v Speaker 1>from the ACC on the weekend, and it was this

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<v Speaker 1>half commentators curse from you?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there is some positive news, a positive ray of

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<v Speaker 3>sunshine here. Most partnership runs for New Zealand being on

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<v Speaker 3>the outside. Back to bad workes plooddw's gone for a

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<v Speaker 3>golden duck, he's gone up to review it and they've

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<v Speaker 3>also run him out.

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<v Speaker 1>Can it be a commentators curse if you're only halfway

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<v Speaker 1>through delivering it?

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<v Speaker 3>And look, your honor, no, your honor. I will defend

0:20:57.720 --> 0:20:59.320
<v Speaker 3>that to the end. I will take that to the

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<v Speaker 3>High Court, take it to the Privy Council if I

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<v Speaker 3>have to, because I did not deliver it in full.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't be half pregnant, would you?

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<v Speaker 1>If not murder? Would you accept manslaughter?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, suspended sentence, manslaughter, involuntary manslaughter, I would accept, yeah,

0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:20.960
<v Speaker 3>but I'm not I'm not playing murder, not murder.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, So that was was it? Car Wokes? It

0:21:24.840 --> 0:21:28.360
<v Speaker 1>was a second wicket. Yeah, it was back to back.

0:21:28.440 --> 0:21:30.280
<v Speaker 1>It was back to back and after the first one

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<v Speaker 1>then Blundell came out to the crease and Paul Ford

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<v Speaker 1>showed you a graphic that said that it was the

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<v Speaker 1>highest run partnership or something like that.

0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:39.439
<v Speaker 3>Blundell and Mitchell or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it Blodell and Mitchell in the stage.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I have got the most runs as a

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<v Speaker 3>partnership in New Zealand history or whatever. So he passed it

0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:49.040
<v Speaker 3>to me and I was halfway through reading it. That happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Then he got behind first ball. I could see, look,

0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:57.120
<v Speaker 3>you know these fingerprints at the crime scene. But there

0:21:57.160 --> 0:22:00.320
<v Speaker 3>is a lot that you cncubstantial. Yeah you can't me

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<v Speaker 3>on completely.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right. The rock could have held the world

0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:10.280
<v Speaker 1>first day g laid in the half blood curse sounds

0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:13.040
<v Speaker 1>like a Harry Potter movie. Let's move on to the

0:22:13.080 --> 0:22:16.400
<v Speaker 1>rod ball. Auckland f C are now five from five.

0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.280
<v Speaker 1>They won again on the weekend, the top of the table.

0:22:19.400 --> 0:22:22.200
<v Speaker 1>They have tied the longest winning streak to start a

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<v Speaker 1>season ever in the A League.

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<v Speaker 3>Whether you're it's your debut season or not. Yeah, holy,

0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:30.399
<v Speaker 3>that's great. And it was awful. Yeah, it was awful

0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:34.080
<v Speaker 3>in Auckland. And the zoo is not the zoo. The

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<v Speaker 3>port still looked like it was going off.

0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:38.080
<v Speaker 1>Well it looked like a port because it was underwater.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And but this weekend obviously the big it's the

0:22:40.160 --> 0:22:44.600
<v Speaker 3>Doobie Yes sold out. Apparently there's a second secondary ticket

0:22:44.600 --> 0:22:46.520
<v Speaker 3>market going on for and it Bucks. People are charging

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<v Speaker 3>for a ticket. Oh my god. Yeah. So back at

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<v Speaker 3>go Hard. It's the return Doobie. That's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>a crack out. Hopefully the weather holds out. It's huge,

0:22:56.119 --> 0:22:59.399
<v Speaker 3>everything set up perfectly for it. Completely undefeated. No one

0:22:59.440 --> 0:23:01.840
<v Speaker 3>wants to beat the more than Wellington. Well yeah, Wellington

0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:04.040
<v Speaker 3>are on a revenge mission. Yeah, they are getting their

0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:06.600
<v Speaker 3>revenge boards ready and they will show them off. So

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<v Speaker 3>I would it would be great for the storyline for

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<v Speaker 3>the Phoenix to take the win, to take the W

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:14.400
<v Speaker 3>and go back down to Wellington with the W. It would, yeah,

0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:16.920
<v Speaker 3>it would, It would, just that would create they've got

0:23:16.920 --> 0:23:19.520
<v Speaker 3>the record, although they've equal it or whatever, so that's

0:23:19.560 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 3>all good. I don't mind them dropping a game, but

0:23:21.400 --> 0:23:23.359
<v Speaker 3>if they're going to drop a game, drop it to

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<v Speaker 3>the Phoenix because it'll spice things up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the best thing that could happen for New Zealand football,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, is for the Phoenix to beat Auckland. So

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

0:23:33.680 --> 0:23:36.520
<v Speaker 1>I am a Day one Auckland f C fan. I

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<v Speaker 1>was that their first game. Yeah, I didn't go to

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<v Speaker 1>Day two, but a day three. No, I've been doing

0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:44.280
<v Speaker 1>any of the other days since, but you were there

0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:44.760
<v Speaker 1>at the start.

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<v Speaker 4>Mate.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be going to og I'll be going to day

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<v Speaker 1>six and my my allegiances are up for sale. Whoever

0:23:51.640 --> 0:23:55.320
<v Speaker 1>once that game moment, I'm a die easy fan.

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<v Speaker 3>Sticking with the round ball.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're in Tina, midfielder Edward or Bob collapsed on

0:24:01.000 --> 0:24:05.000
<v Speaker 1>the field in a series match against Intero has been abandoned.

0:24:05.040 --> 0:24:07.359
<v Speaker 1>It's a second incident this year of a player collapsing

0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:11.320
<v Speaker 1>during a match in the city. Do your own research

0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:15.199
<v Speaker 1>under that one. I don't know. I don't know. Well,

0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying there's a lot of dudes having heart attacks

0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 1>and dying on football fields globally at the moment. Let's

0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 1>move on to the GP and unfortunately your leg of

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:29.920
<v Speaker 1>the three way from this weekend. Why did I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>come in?

0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:33.480
<v Speaker 3>It's the golden rule. Never bet against strap On because

0:24:33.600 --> 0:24:35.920
<v Speaker 3>he was second on the grid and I was like, here,

0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:39.040
<v Speaker 3>he's gonna blow out. Yeah, I had I think he

0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:42.040
<v Speaker 3>had pstre and Norris because I had money on McLaren.

0:24:42.280 --> 0:24:47.280
<v Speaker 3>Just just McLaren winning, yes, and he just overtook on

0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:48.720
<v Speaker 3>the first corner.

0:24:49.000 --> 0:24:53.200
<v Speaker 1>And one androve faster than anyone else, drove correct and

0:24:53.320 --> 0:24:54.920
<v Speaker 1>Liam Lawson had a bit of a shitter as well.

0:24:55.800 --> 0:24:57.639
<v Speaker 3>I think he did. He have a small crash.

0:24:57.760 --> 0:24:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Not a small crash, you had a full on wipeout

0:24:59.600 --> 0:25:02.800
<v Speaker 1>him and another the dude whose name escapes me. It

0:25:02.840 --> 0:25:04.480
<v Speaker 1>was classic Liam Lawson.

0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:07.119
<v Speaker 3>Not Lance stroll him because that's the guy cut him

0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:08.600
<v Speaker 3>off and qualifying and gave him the fingers.

0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:10.159
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think it was that dude. I think

0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.399
<v Speaker 1>it was another dude. But anyway, I took what I

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:14.840
<v Speaker 1>presume to be an aggressive line, didn't leave enough room

0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:17.199
<v Speaker 1>for both of them to get around and he so

0:25:17.320 --> 0:25:19.359
<v Speaker 1>Liam Lawson bumped the other dude off the track, but

0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 1>spun out himself, got back on track and still managed

0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:26.560
<v Speaker 1>to finish fourteenth, which was good, but I I think

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 1>so Obviously there's a big issue around These cars are

0:25:29.400 --> 0:25:31.320
<v Speaker 1>going a million miles an hour. They could crash into

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:31.760
<v Speaker 1>the barrier.

0:25:32.240 --> 0:25:32.920
<v Speaker 3>Why don't they.

0:25:33.119 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what would boost the sports popularity as

0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:38.720
<v Speaker 1>rig them up a little bit as they're a bit safer,

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:41.679
<v Speaker 1>give them a bit more runoff room and just have

0:25:42.280 --> 0:25:46.639
<v Speaker 1>bumper cats basically bumper cuts, give them enough room that

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<v Speaker 1>they're not going to hurt themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>I know for a fact you can still get injured

0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:51.560
<v Speaker 3>in a bumper car because I was in one in

0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:56.760
<v Speaker 3>Munich and I'm still suffering from, you know, flash from

0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:59.359
<v Speaker 3>you t boning me. I had a chicken head on

0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 3>immutely it was clapping and plucking at the same time.

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:05.480
<v Speaker 3>I had lederhos and I was trained dangerously steamed. But

0:26:05.560 --> 0:26:07.480
<v Speaker 3>you came out of nowhere. You came out, you came

0:26:07.520 --> 0:26:12.120
<v Speaker 3>out of the mist. I would love to have.

0:26:12.119 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Seen it from GoPro footage from both of our heads

0:26:15.000 --> 0:26:16.879
<v Speaker 1>because I saw you from a mile Well, you had

0:26:16.880 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>the fucking chicken head on, so I could see you

0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:21.000
<v Speaker 1>from anywhere, and as I came around, I was like, oh,

0:26:21.000 --> 0:26:22.760
<v Speaker 1>here we go. I just needed the red seed a

0:26:22.800 --> 0:26:26.480
<v Speaker 1>part and it did that just so hard. The chicken

0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:27.080
<v Speaker 1>come off your head.

0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:29.440
<v Speaker 3>The chicken came off. That's why it's all covered in black.

0:26:29.560 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 3>So everyone goes, oh, it's disgusting. It's like ended up

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:35.000
<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the fucking Dodgems because I got

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:35.919
<v Speaker 3>t bone by.

0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Your car broke down. So yeah, lem Lawson finished fourteenth

0:26:41.640 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 1>at the cut GP Makaiva Gate. There's been an update, Yes,

0:26:45.119 --> 0:26:47.040
<v Speaker 1>it has been an update. Still, why is it still

0:26:47.080 --> 0:26:52.280
<v Speaker 1>carrying on? What's just a kind of never ending? Okay,

0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:55.199
<v Speaker 1>I'll explain to you. Was okay, still carrying on? So

0:26:55.280 --> 0:26:56.800
<v Speaker 1>if you can't remember, they had a bit of a

0:26:56.840 --> 0:27:00.560
<v Speaker 1>spat during the America's Cup, so Makiva was commentating it.

0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:03.280
<v Speaker 1>You interviewed Ben Ainsley. He said, do you still feel

0:27:03.280 --> 0:27:04.080
<v Speaker 1>confident that you can win?

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Enough?

0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:07.119
<v Speaker 1>The gun for Nil down? It was misconstrued a little bit,

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:10.399
<v Speaker 1>but anyway, Ben Ainsley took that as like, oh, what

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:13.239
<v Speaker 1>you're having to digay? So he said, oh, they might.

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 1>He called him a fucking waker, That's what he did,

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:19.680
<v Speaker 1>so he was. He addressed it on his wife Georgie

0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Ainsley's podcast, This is why It's come back up again?

0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 1>He said, I keep my communications pack on so everyone

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 1>could hear me. And then if it the spark a

0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:31.400
<v Speaker 1>reaction from his crew because they were trailing for Neil,

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:32.800
<v Speaker 1>do you believe him?

0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 3>Nah?

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:34.880
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't believe me either. Nah.

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:38.639
<v Speaker 3>Also, would you ever do a podcast with your partner?

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:44.080
<v Speaker 1>No? Oh, I would. She wouldn't do it, but I'd

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 1>do an episode, But I wouldn't do like an on

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:49.640
<v Speaker 1>go because if you're doing it every week.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I'd just been making out lies. Like being

0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 3>asked me a question, I just completely make a lieut.

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:00.240
<v Speaker 3>I know, I drank that beer purely because I just

0:28:00.280 --> 0:28:02.800
<v Speaker 3>needed to set an example for to show what alcohol

0:28:02.800 --> 0:28:05.160
<v Speaker 3>could do to you, to many at and to Joe

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 3>and our team, because obviously I'd lead from the front,

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:10.359
<v Speaker 3>and so if you see mass consumption of alcohol, that

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:12.160
<v Speaker 3>is what it does. So I was leading from the fun. Yeah,

0:28:12.480 --> 0:28:12.960
<v Speaker 3>she'd be like.

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:18.879
<v Speaker 1>Bullshit, bullshit. There'd also be things like if I was

0:28:18.880 --> 0:28:20.639
<v Speaker 1>doing a podcast of my message, she'd be like, did

0:28:20.680 --> 0:28:23.719
<v Speaker 1>you know that west Auckland's no longer using bin tags

0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:26.680
<v Speaker 1>on a Friday? And they're like, yeah, no, you didn't

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 1>because you've never once bought one of the bintegs. You

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:31.240
<v Speaker 1>didn't even know what they were, but didn't even know

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:32.600
<v Speaker 1>there were bin tags and now they are.

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:37.159
<v Speaker 3>I know there have been tangs. I've gone through a

0:28:37.200 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 3>few bin tangs for sure.

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Maybe bin tags just needed to single it that people

0:28:41.600 --> 0:28:44.160
<v Speaker 1>could wear that would have promoted them. She's not a

0:28:44.240 --> 0:28:46.200
<v Speaker 1>bad ideas.

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:47.760
<v Speaker 3>Because the bin tags are going completely because in the

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 3>north Shore of Auckland they're getting rid of them from

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:51.600
<v Speaker 3>March next year. I don't know why they had them,

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:55.000
<v Speaker 3>so we should have We should celebrate it by getting

0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:57.120
<v Speaker 3>the bin tang logo and just having a play with

0:28:57.200 --> 0:28:59.040
<v Speaker 3>it and calling it, intending it into bin tags.

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<v Speaker 1>Integ it's golling some bintags. All right, let's take one

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<v Speaker 1>more quick break. We'll come back with yours please. Just

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks guys for having the acc commentary.

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<v Speaker 4>Continue to go.

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<v Speaker 1>My wedding is next Saturday, and I hope my partner

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<v Speaker 1>Manders just take his earbuds out listening to you guys

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<v Speaker 1>long enough to say I do. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's one of the great voicemails ever. Was that pass?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I felt. I felt there's a little bit of pass

0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:33.280
<v Speaker 3>egg at the inn there. I mean, she's gone out

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 3>of her way to send the message as well, so

0:30:34.840 --> 0:30:37.200
<v Speaker 3>it's kind of she doesn't want to talk to him

0:30:37.200 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 3>about it. So maybe this is via this podcast medium. Yes,

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:45.400
<v Speaker 3>she's letting him know you be not be fucking listening

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<v Speaker 3>to the cricket with our wedding day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only way she can talk to him now

0:30:47.960 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 1>because he's always got the headphones. It sounded like she

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 1>was on a walk this and like she was outside.

0:30:52.840 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I reckon she's gone for a walk because she's like

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<v Speaker 1>I can't talk to this guy's watching cricket and on

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 1>the walk she's tuned into the country. What is this

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:01.840
<v Speaker 1>all the Yeah, he's just listened and she has gone

0:31:02.360 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 1>that's a ship all right here at the little phone button,

0:31:07.400 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 1>and then like, all right, guys, it's one of the

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:13.160
<v Speaker 1>all time And I think every relationship does it. We

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:15.840
<v Speaker 1>do it through the cat. We don't have kids, Yeah,

0:31:16.040 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 1>we do the cat. And I didn't the dish washer today,

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<v Speaker 1>did it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 3>I didn't feed you again, that's why you're meiling somebody.

0:31:22.520 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 3>I must admit fire and animal far more pass egg

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:29.240
<v Speaker 3>than via a child, because yeah, a child can go

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.680
<v Speaker 3>nah he loaded it yesterday, or you know, they can

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<v Speaker 3>where's the cat? It's got nowhere to go? No, you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, hey, moose, did you not get fit either?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, where'd you got cold food as well? Just leftovers? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is way more pass egg, you're right, than

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, because you could play it off as if

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<v Speaker 1>you were actually asking the kids something. Yeah, you're not

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<v Speaker 1>asking the cat shit, Oh dad didn't pack your lunch

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<v Speaker 1>this morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Did he?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is you could actually be asking the kid

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<v Speaker 1>that he about.

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<v Speaker 3>We're more than happy to open up the yours please

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<v Speaker 3>to relationships who who are struggling with communication. You feel

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<v Speaker 3>free to communicate via the medium of talkbacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, because there are some things that you know you

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<v Speaker 1>want to address with your partner, but you know if

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<v Speaker 1>you ever brought it up then it would become a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So you need like a third party to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to broach the subject with them.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially if you don't hur their feelings, and especially if

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<v Speaker 3>you know they listen to this podcast. Yeah, so you

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<v Speaker 3>can just get your message across that way.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great point. It will not work the other

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<v Speaker 1>way around if they don't listen to this podcast. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>bother sending us. Don't never hear it, although we'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. Or you can tell them to listen

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<v Speaker 1>to it and then we'd get us one more listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we'll be up to three. Another caller here, yours.

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<v Speaker 4>Please, just wanted to say you guys have done a

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<v Speaker 4>bloody good job with the punish a bat and the

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<v Speaker 4>swing ball.

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<v Speaker 3>It's of what I have the week here and listen

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<v Speaker 3>to the cricket, but at beach cricket.

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<v Speaker 4>I have never hit a ball as far in my life,

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<v Speaker 4>and I've never had more deviation off the bounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done, don't God's work here.

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<v Speaker 4>I am going to serve some is up at cross.

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<v Speaker 3>Chess boss. Well, what a ringing endorsement for our cricket

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<v Speaker 3>sets at Rebel Sport. Yea, yeah, like you mentioned that

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<v Speaker 3>if you must have heard by now, we're seen on socials.

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<v Speaker 3>But the punisher is selling like hotcake as a bat.

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<v Speaker 3>That is the size. It's plastic and hollowed out like

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<v Speaker 3>any other kind of Kiwi cricket bat, but it is

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<v Speaker 3>the size of a David Warner cooker barrough.

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<v Speaker 1>It's enormous. Yeah, it's enormous. It's a meat axe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it is. And the beach is the appropriate

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<v Speaker 1>place for it. Yeah, because even if you just block it,

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<v Speaker 1>a FULLD defensive will go across the boundary.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, backyards. It's going to be challenging to control yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean because the thick it's thickest, it's probably twenty

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<v Speaker 3>probably fifteen centimeters and it's thickest and the range of

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<v Speaker 3>balls we've already pre taped a ball for you. That

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<v Speaker 3>thing deviates like nobody. So it's like one half of

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<v Speaker 3>the ball was twice as heavy as the other half. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so you're going to get a lot of movement in

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<v Speaker 3>the air.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all sorts, says that training ball, that's all sort

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<v Speaker 1>of weird shapes and then you throw it and oh

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<v Speaker 1>the reaction ball. Yeah, tell you what, should we send

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of reaction balls to the black Caps get

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<v Speaker 1>into the these this week?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But we've also got the pass It Forward sets as well,

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<v Speaker 3>which are good, which is a full set of plastic

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<v Speaker 3>cricket set and everyone you buy, we give one to charity.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're about giving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea and we've got your stocked for for Christmas as well.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're short of an idea, one must call it

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<v Speaker 1>yours place.

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<v Speaker 4>Grim Lane strucks again. Just a quick question here, Julane.

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<v Speaker 4>Where were you on Thursday the start of the test.

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<v Speaker 4>You're in christ Church, which is way for you supporting

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<v Speaker 4>a team that you quite enjoy.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck you, Yes, I was in christ Church on Thursday?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we okay we're implying that it's the Grim Lane curses?

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<v Speaker 3>Is there what you're saying? I'm in I'm in Wellington

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<v Speaker 3>on Friday, So I guess we'll find out.

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<v Speaker 1>If any one works at the Auckland Airport that could

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<v Speaker 1>prohibit ge Lane from getting on the plane to Wellington

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<v Speaker 1>this week. Please do your best because he's hitting down.

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<v Speaker 3>We're coming down if we lose this one, coming down.

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<v Speaker 1>We lose this one again the curses and oh yeah true.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, I'll be in Hamilton as well, wheeling at

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<v Speaker 3>a fiberglass camel around the boundary in Hamilton.

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<v Speaker 1>So does Hamilton count because you're from Hamilton I live,

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<v Speaker 1>but I live in Yeah, that's a good point. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>while we are down there in Wellington, what could we

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<v Speaker 1>and this might be something for you at home to

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<v Speaker 1>send through yours please about But what could we do

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<v Speaker 1>for the black Caps the night before the game, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's when we'll be there? Could we do we set

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<v Speaker 1>up a loser circle for the Black Cats to help

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<v Speaker 1>them with their catching? Should we present them with their caps?

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<v Speaker 3>So the night before every Test match they get represented

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<v Speaker 3>their caps by someone of usually note of note and

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<v Speaker 3>gives the motive we did. We've done it once before

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<v Speaker 3>before a one day and Wellington went to the hotel

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<v Speaker 3>and myself off Paul Ford and Jeremy Wells and Matt Heath.

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<v Speaker 3>We all gave a speech each.

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<v Speaker 1>And then presented the cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah and mine was about how much you know, how

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<v Speaker 3>much the inventories full the nation and you know, you

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<v Speaker 3>guys are much bitter people. Jerry's was on the herey jab.

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<v Speaker 3>Matt Heath talked about because Mike Hessen was the coach

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<v Speaker 3>at the time, about his experience with Mike Hessen and

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<v Speaker 3>sneaking person into grounds. Paul Ford was the only one

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<v Speaker 3>that made any sense. He actually gave a proper motivational speech.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we lined up and we were welcomed them up,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and shake their hand. Gran Elliott came up

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<v Speaker 3>here and we give them their cat cat number such.

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<v Speaker 1>And such and how'd they go?

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<v Speaker 3>They lost, They lost, but it was a good experience

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<v Speaker 3>and afterwards we walked out.

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<v Speaker 1>And fuck it was that a little bit?

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<v Speaker 3>They had a good time. Yeah, it was because usually

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<v Speaker 3>it's someone like I remember Russell Crowe once did it

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<v Speaker 3>in Sydney for them, and he came into the changing

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<v Speaker 3>room and threw his New Zealand passport onto the floor

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the changing room instead of my

0:36:58.080 --> 0:37:01.920
<v Speaker 3>fucking New Zealander. And I've heard that was one of

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<v Speaker 3>the best ones. Yeah, we knew they got full gladiator

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<v Speaker 3>last right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's powerful, all right, let us know, send us a

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<v Speaker 1>wee voicemail and tell us what we should do while

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<v Speaker 1>we're down there in Wellington to help buoy the troops

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<v Speaker 1>and otherwise. We'll see you tomorrow for a Tuesday episode

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