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Speaker 1: From the ZDM podcast network.

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Speaker 2: This is for the Big Pod, brought.

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Speaker 3: Fletchbarn and Haley on ZDIM this morning. Boys away, girl, shit,

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Speaker 3: let's go girls.

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Speaker 1: We've got producer Carmen and produce A.

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Speaker 3: Shannon on the mics today because the boys are in

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Speaker 3: Sydney at the fall Out Premier.

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Speaker 1: Yere, yes, did you see worn socials? Okay, let's address

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Speaker 1: this you. Why did you give him the social logan?

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Speaker 4: Because I didn't want to have to do stay up

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Speaker 4: and wait for him to send me stuff, right, So

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Speaker 4: I sent him the log in and I have regretted

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Speaker 4: it deeply and I will be making sure he logs

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Speaker 4: out as soon as.

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Speaker 1: He is back. The esthetic is not great. He posted

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Speaker 1: a plate of food that he'd eaten. Who cares?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, look well yeah, we'll get him signed out of

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Speaker 3: there pretty soon. But yeah, it's just the girly show today.

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Speaker 3: I will pink shows and a pink shirt. And I

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Speaker 3: was like, is this anti feminist?

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Speaker 1: Oh am? I am? I giving myself my own pink tax,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I think we're doing it

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Speaker 1: on our own accord.

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Speaker 3: It's a reclamation. I think Barbie taught us to reclaim pink.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes she did. And also I'll be trying to

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Speaker 1: say some of the songs.

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Speaker 3: But Shannon, I think you need to go into the

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Speaker 3: song and I'll come out of that.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know that challenge where you put your arms

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Speaker 4: behind your back and you pretend to be someone else,

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Speaker 4: there will be a dream. I think we just kind

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Speaker 4: of play that this morning.

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Speaker 1: Okay. I love this, So we're gonna start off with Ray.

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Speaker 3: We'll hang on, hang on, hand I do some tezy wheezy, okayezy.

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Speaker 3: Because Top six has to be me. The fact of

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Speaker 3: the day has to be me. I've got to do

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Speaker 3: all the promo.

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Speaker 1: Your shoulders are gonna be sore. Well.

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Speaker 3: Top six Today we're addressing the fact that I said

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Speaker 3: at a boys house last night, and I have noticed

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Speaker 3: a benefit that maybe I will make part of my

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Speaker 3: daily life. So I've got the tops. I'll tell you

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Speaker 3: what that is, and I'll give the top six the

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Speaker 3: reason the Top six are the benefits of.

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Speaker 1: Sleeping overnight at a boy's house. Love that. But next

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Speaker 1: to the show, Justice for Shannon is the brain.

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Speaker 3: You wanted to talk about something yesterday and Fletch Popo

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Speaker 3: because he said it was far too silly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and here I am pressing the buttons. So we're

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Speaker 4: going to talk about it next.

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Speaker 3: Play z Ens Fletch onornon Haley Girls Only Show today

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Speaker 3: because the boys are in Sydney doing a business thing

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Speaker 3: apparently eating, hanging out doing nothing. But yesterday, Shannon, you

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Speaker 3: pitched a break that you wanted to talk about on

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Speaker 3: air and Fletch it was far too silly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he just doesn't get it. I'm really big into

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Speaker 4: big animal news.

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Speaker 5: You are.

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Speaker 4: We've got the gay set, gay sheep, cute raccoons now

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Speaker 4: because raccoons my evolution. Yesterday I saw that lions have

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Speaker 4: been proven to have accents.

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Speaker 1: Now we're talking so across Africa.

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Speaker 4: They found that based on the areas they are, the

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Speaker 4: lions raw differently and they have fully different dialects.

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Speaker 3: Listen, this is a show for supporting women, supporting women, But.

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Speaker 1: This is silly.

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Speaker 4: I just like to think about why they have different accents.

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Speaker 4: And you love South Africa and you love the South African.

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Speaker 1: Accent well, and as someone who is local and grew

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Speaker 3: Actually, can you give us some examples of accents? Some

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Speaker 3: only the white ones. I don't want to get canceled

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Speaker 3: on my first show.

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Speaker 1: No, you know you don't. You just want me to

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Speaker 1: vocalizer as if I was there. Well, how do they

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Speaker 3: Like, do you know how they're like how they're can

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Speaker 1: I think it's like the twang of it. Some of

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, this is like a brah you know why

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Speaker 1: I mean it makes sense, doesn't it.

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Speaker 4: And they said that when other lions, when they put

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Speaker 1: They have to like learn each other's accent.

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Speaker 3: Like, so, I'm so sure, can you slow down a

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Speaker 3: little bit. I can't quite understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, like when you go to a different country

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Speaker 4: and you have to pull up Google Translate, the lions

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Speaker 3: Do you know what these lions need as the new

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Speaker 3: Apple EarPods?

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Speaker 1: Oh, now you're talking because they translate, don't they?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they do, and it would like and when you

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Speaker 4: watch a court and like, oh the UN not the court.

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Speaker 1: When you watch a court, when you watch the UN

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Speaker 1: and they their headphones on, this is what we need

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Speaker 1: for the lions with live translations.

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Speaker 3: I mean surely this is actually because it helps the

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Speaker 3: lions tell who's from their pact and her isn't right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, I.

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Speaker 3: Mean you know you didn't think about that once? Oh yeah, cute. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: they're definitely. I mean, like, don't dolphins already do this? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they all have their own songs or something that they

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Speaker 3: say that I'm from this community and you're also part

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Speaker 1: You're not a threat to me. You are my family.

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Speaker 3: You're all like, don't share me, I'm your sister, sister.

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Speaker 3: Because they were gonna have weird and bred looking dolphins,

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Speaker 3: I feel like maybe like, hang on, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: have a look. Do all animals have accents, because like

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Speaker 1: It, like, hello, I'm a lying from the left. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Hi there, I'm alarmed from over here. No, not all.

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Speaker 3: Animals have accents, because most species rely on genetically imprinted vocalizations,

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Speaker 3: but many that exhibit vocal learning. Do show regional variations

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Speaker 3: in their sounds where can be considered accents, including sperm whales, dolphins, songbirds,

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Speaker 3: which can develop unique vocal dialects based on their social

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Speaker 3: How did the m vicargoar accent happen?

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Speaker 1: How am there this weekend? So I'll hear lots of errors?

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Speaker 1: Why are you going down to the Chicago I was

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Speaker 1: just there were We're talking about it later on the

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Speaker 1: show A Bridesmaid this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: The ZNN podcast network lay z NS flesh Worn and Hailey.

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Speaker 3: Boys away today so it's a girl's only show. Producer

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Speaker 3: girl is in the in the studio with me. Smells nicer,

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Speaker 1: And we haven't even had to light We haven't had

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Speaker 1: here it's a bit like wafty. Yeah, there's definitely a

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Speaker 1: linger and we light a candle? How many days away

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Speaker 1: from Christmas are? But well we are.

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Speaker 3: I've got this on my phone because I've got a

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Speaker 3: from our break.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's a month till Christmas. Today it's the

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Speaker 1: twenty first. That's a month till Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I feel like Christmas isn't always a

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Speaker 3: happy time for people because it kind of marks the

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Speaker 1: For some people. You know, that's crazy, man, that's so

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Speaker 3: But really a great article some relationship therapists and we

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Speaker 3: don't want to get Morgan on the show, but she didn't.

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Speaker 1: She kind of like left us on red.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like busy doing a photo shoot or something,

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Speaker 3: just being like sex ologists or something.

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Speaker 1: Like changing the world and helping women are in whatever.

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Speaker 3: But relaship therapist about how to navigate love and loneliness

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Speaker 3: this holiday season because a lot of people may be

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Speaker 3: like me, single for the first time time. To reflect

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Speaker 3: on the end of the year, that was maybe some people.

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Speaker 3: You know, you're all surrounded by your best friend and

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Speaker 3: just sitting there thinking, why does no one love me?

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Speaker 1: Why am I such a dog?

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Speaker 3: So some questions that people have been asking over the

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Speaker 3: holiday season, should you date just to avoid.

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Speaker 1: Feeling lonely or just to get some extra gifties? Well,

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Speaker 1: it is cuffing season, that's what they say. Remind me

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Speaker 4: It is just locking someone down ahead of the season,

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Speaker 4: just so you've got someone to take to all these events.

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Speaker 4: You're getting the presence you've got someone and then see

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Speaker 3: Undoing the cuffs and letting them free into the world.

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Speaker 3: That's not a bad idea. So they say that the

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Speaker 3: holiday is highlighting to giveness. Obviously heightens loneliness for those

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Speaker 3: this is not a solid foundation for a real relationship.

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Speaker 3: No shit, you're just saying, can you keep me entertained

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Speaker 3: But also, like the positive of being single over this

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Speaker 3: time is you don't have to buy extra presents for

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're totally or you're saving money.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you could do what if you want of

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Speaker 3: your holiday break and not even taken up by like

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Speaker 3: here we gain, you know, by a toaster.

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Speaker 1: Choosing someone for emotional cushioning off.

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Speaker 3: At leads to mismatched, short lived relationships.

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Speaker 1: Focus on connection, not coupling.

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Speaker 3: Spend time with friends, say yes to social invitations. Volunteer,

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a great thing to do over this time

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Speaker 3: the year, and you're there, like, oh my god, this

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Speaker 3: is so nice that you're pouring soup for people in

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Speaker 3: your lap. I'm just lonely and I just needed the company.

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Speaker 3: But you're still doing the work. Another question people have

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Speaker 3: been asking is Christmas is a Christmas proposal romantic or reckless?

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Speaker 3: I really hate when people propose around families and they

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Speaker 3: do like a whole shooting mom and dadd there, and

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Speaker 3: it's I feel like that's not a family environment to

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Speaker 3: do it. But they say engagement commonly rise during the

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Speaker 3: holidays due to relaxed vibes family gatherings. But a lot

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Speaker 3: of the therapists are saying that it's not a great

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Speaker 3: time to make a romantic gesture, propose when you're emotionally ready,

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Speaker 3: not because you're just in a festive mode and you've

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Speaker 3: had a champagne for breakfast.

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Speaker 1: You're like, we should just do this forever.

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Speaker 3: I love you, and you're like, no, the sun is

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Speaker 3: shining and you're drunk, don't do that. Should you delay

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Speaker 3: a breakup until after the holidays so that you're not

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Speaker 3: leaving them lonely? No perfect time for a breaker Therapists

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Speaker 3: And then we should all do them on air and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is wild though they haven't changed pregnancy tests

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Speaker 4: Weird grass, and it's like one of the most accurate

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Speaker 3: So this would still work in twenty twenty fives. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Grass you pee on to tell if you are prego?

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Speaker 3: Because I think on that TV show she also peas

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it's better than nothing if you already

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Speaker 3: relying on it for accurate information. Well, the Sally stick

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Speaker 4: So you'd probably do this initially after missing a period,

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Speaker 3: But I don't know why it's not necessarily cheaper. Sixteen

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Speaker 3: Because sometimes there are some pregnancy tests that come with

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Speaker 3: Is there's also there's no way you're not getting pee

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Speaker 3: I always think that when people do the big pregnancy things,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that is shrouded in purse. A pregnant purse.

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Speaker 3: It's like, member those COVID tests, not the one we sware,

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Speaker 4: And we had to do it here at work to

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Speaker 1: Hi Well, Fletch and Vauna away.

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Speaker 4: It so much so that it like actually did like

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Speaker 3: Yes, when you wear the boys one, you're like, oh

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Speaker 3: Number five on the list of the top six other

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Speaker 3: benefits of sleeping at a boy's house.

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Speaker 1: Raid Ox does awaken the senses. It's a citrusys citrusy

447
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Speaker 1: waft a tingle. This was almost like a parody of

448
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Speaker 1: a boy's shower at this guy's house. By the way,

449
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Speaker 1: head and shoulders.

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Speaker 3: Two in one and raid ox body wash, no loofer,

451
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Speaker 3: no flannel. So I'm raw dog rad oxing on the

452
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Speaker 3: hands and sort of hand smearing, but I'm clean.

453
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Speaker 1: And it's got a tingle. Don't put it downstairs.

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Speaker 3: Number four on the list of the top six other

455
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Speaker 3: benefits of sleeping the night at a boy's house. It

456
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Speaker 3: doesn't matter if you get makeup on their mixed match sheets.

457
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Speaker 3: You just can't tell, like the bottom one's blue, the

458
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Speaker 3: top one's like burgundy or something.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. It never matches. But it also

460
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Speaker 1: never is a color that would show up, no, no,

461
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Speaker 1: no pre stained. The guys love a dark sheet, and

462
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Speaker 1: I've smeared makeup all over these patent catastrophes, and I

463
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Speaker 1: was like, I won't even mention it because at some point,

464
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Speaker 1: maybe in a month or two, he'll wash them. Then

465
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Speaker 1: he'll get it out. It's crushed.

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Speaker 3: Number three on the list of the top six other

467
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Speaker 3: benefits of sleeping the night at a boy's house. There

468
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Speaker 3: are endless options for baggy t shirts to sleep in

469
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Speaker 3: varying degrees of cleanliness. But it doesn't make you feel

470
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Speaker 3: quite small, you know when you put on a boy's tea. Yeah,

471
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Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so tiny.

472
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Speaker 4: Except like that jarring time. I will remember when I

473
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Speaker 4: was single and I got with a short king. I

474
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Speaker 4: remember it was not a baggy tea. It was a

475
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Speaker 4: fitted baby tea on it, and it was humiliated. There's

476
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Speaker 4: nothing worse. And being like, oh my god, I love

477
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Speaker 4: this like oversized little tea. And then as you put

478
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Speaker 4: it over your shoulders, like shit, it fits, yeah, that

479
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Speaker 4: fits the boobs.

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Speaker 1: Fill it out. It's a baby tea. Okay, that one's

481
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Speaker 1: not so good.

482
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Speaker 3: Number two on the list of the top six other

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Speaker 3: benefits of sleeping the night at boy's house. I will

484
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Speaker 3: say that the reused power a bottle next to the

485
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Speaker 3: bit actually does hold quite a bit of water and

486
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Speaker 3: it's a fine drinking receptacle. No, aesthetically, I am aghast

487
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Speaker 3: at it, but I didn't have my water bottle in the.

488
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Speaker 1: House last night. And so look at that nice little

489
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Speaker 1: tang and the little suction. E fun about it.

490
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Speaker 3: And this is a slight of power aide left in there,

491
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Speaker 3: and you're watering, and you're like, what is that?

492
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Speaker 1: What is the flavor of blue? Blue? Blue? It's just blue?

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Speaker 3: Number one another list of the top six other benefits

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Speaker 3: of sleeping the night at a boy's house. You are

495
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Speaker 3: never alone thanks to the endless amounts of Lord of

496
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Speaker 3: the Rings and Batman figurines watching your every moment. No, yeah,

497
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Speaker 3: you're just looking at them like hey, legal legalists.

498
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Speaker 1: You're even learning the names. I don't know. No, that

499
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Speaker 1: one's an obvious one is that there's so many Batman's

500
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Speaker 1: in this room. I don't know what to do about it.

501
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Speaker 1: That is today's top sex.

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Speaker 3: The Fletchhorn and Haley Beg Pod Now carwhen you're a

503
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Speaker 3: renowned feat hater, Oh my god, if I have to

504
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Speaker 3: see a foot ever, and you know what the story

505
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Speaker 3: is actually like giving me the shakes or something, because I.

506
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Speaker 1: Feel you're a bit jittery having to look at all

507
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Speaker 1: these feet.

508
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Speaker 3: There's a there's a video going around TikTok at the

509
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Speaker 3: moment of a new type of tights like stockings, tights,

510
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Speaker 3: whatever you call them, panty hose, panty hose if you're fancy.

511
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Speaker 3: We're not wearing them at the moment. Obviously it's summer.

512
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Speaker 3: I'll be way too hot in Auckland especially. I haven't

513
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Speaker 3: worn them all winter either, I think because I've spent

514
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Speaker 3: so much money on tattoos recently, the idea of covering

515
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Speaker 3: them up.

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Speaker 1: I think I've worn penny hoose like twice this year.

517
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Speaker 3: Though. There is something quite cool about the tattoo through

518
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Speaker 3: the through.

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Speaker 1: I love that she's sneaky cool. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, and there was a big trend over winter as

521
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Speaker 4: well of people wearing like colored tights like the maroon

522
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Speaker 4: tight and stuff which can look really good also can

523
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Speaker 4: be a bit two thousand and eight.

524
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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, well, there is a new type of type

525
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Speaker 3: going around that is solving the issue of that that

526
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Speaker 3: seam line at the front of the foot that kind

527
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Speaker 3: of brings itself forward about and my pinches throughout.

528
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Speaker 1: Pinches the toes and it kind of gathers them.

529
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Speaker 3: Yes, so I want you to picture toe socks, you know,

530
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Speaker 3: the socks that shoes separate out your little toes, mixed

531
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Speaker 3: with stockings, so they are to stocking.

532
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Speaker 1: What's their purpose though? Is it just for comfort? I guess.

533
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Speaker 4: So there's this big bearfoot community on TikTok and basically

534
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Speaker 4: people will have these custom shoes that mold around their

535
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Speaker 4: actual shape of your foot. But also now people are like,

536
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Speaker 4: those shoes are too expensive, so they'll just buy normal

537
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Speaker 4: sneakers and cut out the bottom so they don't look

538
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Speaker 4: like they're barefoot in public, but they are.

539
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Speaker 3: Because also there are some places you can't just be

540
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Speaker 3: barefoot in public. I just can never imagine when you

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Speaker 3: go to someone's house. In New Zealand, we do this

542
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Speaker 3: a lot, shoes off inside. If I invited someone to

543
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Speaker 3: my house and I was like, hey, shoes off, and

544
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Speaker 3: they took off their shoes and reveal their little toe

545
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Speaker 3: panny hose all individually spread out and also just like

546
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Speaker 3: if they don't have like the tidiest of toenail, yeah,

547
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Speaker 3: visually snagging through each one and actually this woman has

548
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Speaker 3: a toe ring and it's.

549
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Speaker 1: Just towing on top or under who on top?

550
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Speaker 4: Imagine she's like just dressing myself for the day, but

551
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Speaker 4: my little stockings on.

552
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Speaker 3: And then on slade my ring over the top, ready

553
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Speaker 3: for the day. Absolutely not no, thanks the podcast network.

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Speaker 2: F Haley Sily Little Pool.

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Speaker 8: It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool,

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Speaker 8: silly littup setup, silly lit dupo silly.

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Speaker 3: Today's a little pole of thanks to mc cafe. Keet

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Speaker 3: the show on the road, drive through Mick Cafe for

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Speaker 3: your Morning Fixed and the question we asked you is

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Speaker 3: what does your Christmas Day look like this year? Are

561
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Speaker 3: you hosting? Are you going to someone else's house.

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Speaker 1: Or a bit of both.

563
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Speaker 3: I am hosting for the third year.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, second year.

565
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Speaker 3: Second time that I've hosted at my house. Last year

566
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Speaker 3: was honestly, I screamed the first time because I also

567
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Speaker 3: took hosting as I was going to do all of.

568
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Speaker 1: The cooking as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I was like I've got it, and I

570
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Speaker 3: did not have it. I went over the top and

571
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 3: I did like duck fat potatoes and then like I

572
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Speaker 3: don't have a massive oven so then I was and

573
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Speaker 3: I didn't know the timing.

574
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Speaker 1: And then you don't enjoy Christmas Day. I hated it.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm sort.

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Speaker 3: Of hosting this year because I was like, I need

577
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Speaker 3: to combine my family and my partner's family. Where can

578
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Speaker 3: we meet in the middle Wellington. We don't have a

579
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Speaker 3: house in Wellington, but to know who does my Auntie?

580
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Speaker 3: So I'm like, everyone come to my Auntie's house. Was

581
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Speaker 3: Auntie like, Okay, I think she's loving it. I'm hoping

582
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Speaker 3: she's loving it. She text me and let me know.

583
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Speaker 3: But like, I think it's kind of hosting, but with

584
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Speaker 3: a little less stress. You're the hosting glue. Yeah, so white,

585
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Speaker 3: your your family's are heaving Christmas together.

586
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Speaker 1: Yeah, big milestone. This is a big moment. It's giving.

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Speaker 9: I would like a ring my wedding ramon.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Can you imagine me hosting in the apartment Jesus

589
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Speaker 1: take the wheel my thirty seven meters square apartment. Yeah

590
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Speaker 1: we do for two people. No, and you've got the

591
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Speaker 1: one and a half person couch. Do you have a

592
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Speaker 1: dining table, ah, kinder like a little plum. Yeah, we

593
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Speaker 1: have a plunt a dining plum.

594
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well car when actually gave me a bean bag and

596
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Speaker 4: it's changed my life. How does a bean bag fit

597
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 4: in there? Not another human? Well, because I stood on

598
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Speaker 4: the floor to eat dinner, So now I still on

599
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Speaker 4: a beanbag. Oh yeah, nice, it's great. Well, well I'm attending.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're attending. You're co hosting, but at someone else's house.

601
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Speaker 3: But will you be leaving the food? No, I think

602
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Speaker 3: my Auntie will. But we've definitely been conversing on who's

603
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Speaker 3: bringing what. Yeah, okay, nice, and I'm fully hosting, but

604
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Speaker 3: I am taking my hands off and giving it back

605
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 3: to Patsy because, oh my god, I hated it. Well,

606
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Speaker 3: the majority, at fifty nine percent, said I'm going to

607
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Speaker 3: someone else's house, probably going to Mum and dad.

608
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Speaker 1: I'm big mum and Dad energy.

609
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Speaker 3: Twenty three percent of people said I'm hosting, and eighteen

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Speaker 3: percent of people said a little bit of both.

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Speaker 1: Some feedback, Dan says none of the above. On a

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Speaker 1: friend's cruise, Darling, I'm telling you cruising on Christmas, it

613
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Speaker 1: was one of the best on a boat. I said

614
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Speaker 1: on a cruise on Christmas. Clenty of people cruising on Christmas.

615
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Speaker 1: I mean that's also fun. The parks are basically empty.

616
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Speaker 3: Michelle said, my sister's with family and we're ordering some

617
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,919
Speaker 3: box she's or some box she's organized. We've all just

618
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 3: had to put money in for it, not spending the

619
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Speaker 3: day in the kitchen. Those like pre prepared Christmas boxes.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

621
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Speaker 3: Megan said, I'm working both Christmas and New Years this year.

622
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Speaker 1: What do you do? Megan?

623
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Speaker 3: Thank you for your service. We're assuming it's like caring

624
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Speaker 3: for people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean any service of working on Christmas, you

626
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Speaker 4: deserve a clap.

627
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Actually for sure. Isn't McDonald's open on Christmas?

628
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I think Denny's as well. That's crazy.

630
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Speaker 3: That's crazy, and I'd love a little Denny's la put

631
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Speaker 3: after Christmas. Taylor says, I'm on call for the hospital,

632
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Speaker 3: so I have no idea what I'll be doing. Actually,

633
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Speaker 3: that's our McCafe voucher winner fifty dollar cafe voucher for

634
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Speaker 3: Taylor for your service on Christmas Day if you're called up,

635
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Speaker 3: and if you're not called up, we're going to need

636
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Speaker 3: that voucher.

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Speaker 1: No Chavorn says option d escaping to Bali, baby.

638
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god, did I thought about it before? Maybe

639
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 3: going to Thiland on Christmas just like on my own.

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Speaker 1: What about Bali bally on Christmas blo? Do they celebrate

641
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: Christmas over there?

642
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 4: Like?

643
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Speaker 1: What would it be like?

644
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 3: No?

645
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: I don't think that they would. Really, I don't think this.

646
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Speaker 1: I don't know. It feels like every day's Christmas and

647
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 1: ballet there?

648
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 3: Do they celebrate Christmas and balley? It wouldn't be because

649
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:32,879
Speaker 3: that's not like Christianity is not their primary religion. But

650
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,400
Speaker 3: it's all set up for tourists, so no doubt it'll

651
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 3: be a bloody blast. Deborah says, I'm hosting no one.

652
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,719
Speaker 3: We decided we're staying home. If you want to see us,

653
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Speaker 3: that's where will be Love that. I love that too.

654
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: Amy says, Oh my god, I nearly said the word cursed.

655
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Speaker 4: I went to censor when I was screenshotting, and I

656
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Speaker 4: was like, Haley, well know.

657
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Speaker 1: To sense professional. I don't know what I'm doing here.

658
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Speaker 1: This is bloody. This is Vaorn's job.

659
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: She says, F year now the F stands for a

660
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Speaker 3: a swear word.

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Speaker 1: We can't say.

662
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 3: Now, come on over, I'll make the food, you bring

663
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 3: the booze.

664
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: Adam says, just us.

665
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 3: At home, hopefully drinking beer and watching Die Hard.

666
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: We love that.

667
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 3: Denise says, but Mum and dadd are bringing eighty percent

668
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 3: of the ki I'm hosting, but mom and dadda bring

669
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 3: the foot.

670
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: That's a great compromise. And Carolyn says, wacko, darling. Two

671
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: weeks at mum and Dad's house.

672
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: That's your taking the purse there. We're staying at mum

673
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: and dad's. Two weeks at mum and Dad's house, relaxing

674
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,959
Speaker 3: on island time, my favorite place.

675
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: So we asked you for silly little pole. You gotta

676
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: do the head move.

677
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 3: Are you hosting, attending, or a bit of both for

678
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 3: Christmas this year? And fifty nine percent of you said

679
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 3: that you're basically going to Mum and dads?

680
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 2: Does that m podcast network please? Ms Hale.

681
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: Jacob A.

682
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 3: Lordie is being absolutely rinsed on online ridiculed after people

683
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 3: have clocked at a Hollywood event his handwriting and they're

684
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 3: saying he's a ten but his handwriting needs improving.

685
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: I wish varn was here because honest I don't you know.

686
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: We're having a lovely time just the gows, but Vaughn's

687
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 3: handwriting is shocking.

688
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: I have noticed it seems to be a male thing. Yes,

689
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: for sure, I don't know.

690
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: Is it because we're more like asthetically minded, so we

691
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 3: put a bit more effort in.

692
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 4: I wonder if we're a bit more dexterous because often we'll.

693
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: Wear made off the hands.

694
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and yeah, get a bit of the hands

695
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 3: in general makeup.

696
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, thinking about like eyeliner and stuff.

697
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 4: I feel like we've kept the skill going of using

698
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 4: a pen.

699
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: At least. I feel like a lot of men you

700
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: don't see them pick up a pen.

701
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 2: Pens.

702
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 1: It's a good thought.

703
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: Actually, I remember consciously curating my handwriting, which is very

704
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 3: curly whirly, at high school because I wanted to be

705
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 3: interesting and I wanted people to be like, oh my god,

706
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,959
Speaker 3: her handwriting. And now I have it, and it's like

707
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 3: it looks gorgeous, but it's like illegible.

708
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I remember the day I distinctly changed

709
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 4: from doing an a the normal way to the fun

710
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 4: way with the hat, and I was like, that girl,

711
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 4: are you still that girl?

712
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: Still that girl? I don't really want how to do

713
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: it the old way. Now.

714
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 3: A year I did that, and I tried to do

715
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 3: ease as like backwards threes.

716
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,719
Speaker 1: And the hat. I was just trying. I did anything

717
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 1: to have a personality, I know.

718
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 4: And anything that I thought like I was going to

719
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 4: be like the bell of the ball, like every man

720
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 4: would want me because I put a hat on my.

721
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: An so interesting. What's your hand riding? Like? I feel

722
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 1: like I don't really know. It's not that bad, but

723
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: it's also bad. No, it's all right. Yeah, you've written

724
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 1: on my sheet here.

725
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's quite scribbling, you know, like if I

726
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 3: just writing a card. But sometimes I will write a

727
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 3: birthday card and I'm like, I'm I'm embarrassed, me too.

728
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 3: We just don't use pins enough. We don't, and I'm

729
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 3: losing my finger bump, my pin bump from you know,

730
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 3: years of writing with a pin doing days.

731
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jacob, A lord is this is bad. It looks

732
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: like he wrote it with his feet, so it does.

733
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 3: It was this Hollywood event where they were typewriting out

734
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 3: words of wisdom and his was be funny when you can. Okay,

735
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and it's south I hate but underneath you

736
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,200
Speaker 3: to sign his name and it does it straight.

737
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: It looks like he switched hands and wrote it like

738
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: a baby.

739
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 3: My thing is, if we're going to start, if you're

740
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 3: dating someone new, how do you figure this out? Because

741
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 3: is this going to cause an actual irreversible X Well.

742
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 3: So I when I started dating my partner, the magician,

743
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 3: I see him write on cards all the time.

744
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: Yes and yeah. I remember being like, well that's crazy.

745
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: This must be quite nice professional. I love that man,

746
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: beautiful and despite some of his flaws, someone just takes.

747
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: And I'm a primary teacher.

748
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: Over the years, what I've noticed all the young students

749
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 3: have young student teachers sor sorry, have terrible handwriting because

750
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 3: they're just constantly on technology and phones.

751
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 1: So then it's teaching us to be bad as well.

752
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 3: And then we learn it because we had the heart

753
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 3: line and the dashline. You had to learn it all properly.

754
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 1: Do they still do that? You just have kids?

755
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 3: So I I mentioned earlier, I said, at a boy's

756
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 3: house last night. So I just messaged him before one.

757
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 3: I gave him, Oh he's an early riser green flag.

758
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: But me, you sleep him just like wake up you

759
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 3: wake up carfe DM homie.

760
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: I messaged him before one.

761
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 3: I gave a great review of the two for one

762
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 3: hidden shoulders shampoo that I used in his shower.

763
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: He did not know how that sentence was going to end.

764
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: Gave him a great review. No no, no um and

765
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: no ten anyway out? Thank you? Stop it anyway? What

766
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: am I saying?

767
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 3: I was just going to say the time weirdly, Oh,

768
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 3: I messaged him and I said, I'm flustered. I said,

769
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 3: do you have nice handwriting or boy handwriting? And he

770
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 3: said definitely boy handwriting. Not help but being on my

771
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 3: phone or typing that means about.

772
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: Of practice, proven theory. But now I'm like, do I

773
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: want to see this.

774
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 4: Or do you want to ask him how he is

775
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 4: with winged eyeliner? Maybe that theory? Okay, can you do

776
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 4: a cat I But also in saying I'm voice noting,

777
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 4: it's just the way of doing it. By the way,

778
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 4: just long throwback. Jason and Moore never responded to my

779
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 4: voice not oh sorry, this is a voice note.

780
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 3: Hey, quick question? Do you can you? Are you good

781
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: at putting on eyeliner?

782
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: Bye?

783
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 2: That was?

784
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 1: That was? That was four words? That was that. Yeah,

785
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: it's quite fun seeing you in this new stage. It's

786
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: so bad.

787
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 3: It's I'm so bad at flirting or any kind of

788
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 3: boy interaction.

789
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: Hang on.

790
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 3: I also had a British teacher for one year and

791
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 3: she lift up my whole thing with cursive.

792
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 4: Liang like, oh, maybe that's worse than a handwriting.

793
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we'll just leave that. We'll just leave that.

794
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 3: And right now in our girls Only show, we're going

795
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 3: to play a new game.

796
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: Are you on the phone? Better guess when your periods?

797
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 10: Yeah?

798
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 7: You know what.

799
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 3: Gissing your mom's name is a special skill given to

800
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 3: Vaughn and Vaughan only you know, and I'm not. We're

801
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 3: not here to try to pretend like we have those skills,

802
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 3: but what we do possess is a unique set of

803
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 3: skills where the three of us are able to tell

804
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,920
Speaker 3: were your periods jew based on five questions that we're

805
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 3: going to ask you.

806
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: And if you if we get it right, you win.

807
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars and you kick off the bonus round,

808
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 3: which I also think is.

809
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: Going to be a lot of fun. And Sarah joins us.

810
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: Good morning, Sarah, good morning, really good. Well, my period

811
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: is due, I would say today, because yesterday I was

812
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: literally saying to my friend and my parents, Oh, I'm

813
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: feeling really good.

814
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: I'm in such a good mood and like, I feel

815
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 3: like my period's supposed to be JEW and I like

816
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 3: none of the symptoms have happened. Then I felt that

817
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 3: familiar twin Sarah in my left over egg, and then

818
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,320
Speaker 3: my day turned. Yeah, my day turned to crap because

819
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 3: my house had too.

820
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: Much dust on it. So that's me.

821
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 3: So what we're going to do, Siah's We're going to

822
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 3: ask you a series of questions, five questions, and I'm

823
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 3: going to get the specific date. Now, do you know

824
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 3: the exact day that your period is due?

825
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 5: I do, yes, Yeah, I've got it.

826
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,399
Speaker 8: I've got it down.

827
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to work that out. The first question

828
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: is if do you have a partner?

829
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 2: I do?

830
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, he she they he yes, he has he If

831
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 5: he was to eat a bowl of food around you

832
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 5: quite noisily today, how do you feel about that?

833
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 3: Oh?

834
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 11: Not good, it's not positive.

835
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 8: I'd probably get them to quite down a bit.

836
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, you quind it down a bit, But my mind

837
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 3: like that kind of like we're they're breathing a noise

838
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 3: you happens like quite far round.

839
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: So I would go, that's a week.

840
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 3: It's the twenty fifth of November today, Yeah, it's giving

841
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 3: maybe thirty yeah, yea yeah, thirtieth thirtieth November.

842
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: I've got a question. If I can go near hang on.

843
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go.

844
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go first of December because that's six days.

845
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 3: So I got December first as well because that's yeah,

846
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: that's giving like a big week out energy.

847
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna chuck a second in there as well. Yeh November,

848
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 1: all right, sheen and you go.

849
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,720
Speaker 4: Sarah, how would you feel about wearing white pants today?

850
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 8: Not positive?

851
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't do white pants for any time, to

852
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: be fair. You know, I no really wore white shorts

853
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 1: yesterday and I was I was like, that's a maniacal mood.

854
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: Given my ad. Should we say the twenty sixth of November?

855
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's imminent, although she did say that she

856
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 3: wouldn't often wear white pants or is.

857
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 4: It like a we don't know? Yeah, she was a

858
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 4: Karen situation.

859
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 3: And who and who three should I I'm going to put

860
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 3: the twenty third of December because she could be throwing

861
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 3: us off here because her partner could annoy her all

862
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 3: of the time, and white chests could always be a

863
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 3: no go for her because there's just not her fashion. Yeah,

864
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 3: all right, produced car one, Sarah, what what level of

865
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 3: hunger are you experiencing today?

866
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 5: Not too bare?

867
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: Just you know, just your average had had a little

868
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: bit of breakfast, but you know, just just average. What

869
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 1: did you have for breakfast? I just had a banana

870
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: this morning, just a banana.

871
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 3: That the novem thing, because I would be yeah, no,

872
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 3: that's we're going later. I'm going to go tints. That's

873
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 3: giving me the tints. That's two weeks away. Basically, I'm

874
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 3: gonna go ninth and tenth in there because before when

875
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 3: I'm on my period, I'm going calves, I'm going scones.

876
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,760
Speaker 3: I'm going no nutritional value.

877
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: I'm going cheat.

878
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 3: I'm going double breakfasts. I'm gonna go I'm going to

879
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 3: add ten, nine to eleven. Okay, Sarah, are we rock

880
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 3: at any facial pimples today?

881
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: Good question. Let me look, there's a little chin, one chin,

882
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: your chin moment again? Just one. It's feeling this week

883
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: start a December. End of this week. You reckon twenty eight, ninth,

884
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: twenty eighth.

885
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,879
Speaker 3: Put that on the twenty eighth because my skin goes

886
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 3: absolutely crazy at the moment.

887
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: Was that our last question?

888
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 4: No?

889
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 3: No, I've got one more, one more, I believe yet

890
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 3: one more, Sarah, if you could just give your if

891
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 3: I may ask your breasts are small. Squeeze just on

892
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 3: your own and give us the tenderness level of there

893
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 3: if it's sore or just absolutely fine.

894
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 11: Yeah, they're a little bit sore, traffic.

895
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 3: We appreciate you making it for me. It's the third.

896
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 3: I think we think we're like eight days away. I

897
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 3: just keep seeing twenty eight in my brain.

898
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll put twenty eight on there. I'm going to

899
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: put the twenty ninth.

900
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 3: I mean, I really wanted to get this because even

901
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 3: if you know, we could see her off to chemis

902
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 3: sweat house, gets some pads and lea exactly some painkillers.

903
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: All right, I think we've got enough numbers to win this. Kay.

904
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: Are we ready? All right?

905
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 3: If you hear the date that your period is due, Sarah,

906
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 3: we want you to say stop.

907
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 10: That's say stop.

908
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: That's the date my period's due. Are you ready?

909
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 11: I'm ready.

910
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: Your time starts now.

911
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: November thirtieth, November twenty six, November twenty seventh, November twenty eighth,

912
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 3: November twenty ninth, the first of December, the second of December, December.

913
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 1: Twenty there So the second of December is yes, it's

914
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: a week away today. Yeah, that's it. Because your partner's

915
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: just starting to irritate you.

916
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 3: But your skin's good. You're not too hungry at the moment.

917
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 3: White shorts in general, no, no for you, Sarah.

918
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, just generally not kids.

919
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: You never know, you never know what you're gonna get on.

920
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: Your Oh god, no, oh god.

921
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 5: No.

922
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 3: Well, well done, you've won one hundred dollars and you've

923
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 3: kicked off out by us.

924
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: Round the bill is around while you're on the phone.

925
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:12,320
Speaker 1: I'll wait in your collection methods for an extra one

926
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: hundred dollars with no extra questions asked. The three girlies

927
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: are going to try to guess what collection method you use. Tampons, pads, cup, undies.

928
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 4: She's given us a hint by the fact she has kids.

929
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 4: I think that'll come into it.

930
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: See, this is why that's exactly what I thought.

931
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 3: I said, tampons, it's easy, always have them in your bag.

932
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 1: Discree really yeah, see I would have gone for sake

933
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: of ease a period under.

934
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: Yes, but then that requires more washing, and she's already

935
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 3: doing a lot of.

936
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,919
Speaker 1: Washing, a lot of washing. And I think a disc

937
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: is too much work. Discus, way too much work. Now

938
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: she's not giving disk I agree with karlhen I'm leaving.

939
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: You think it's tampons. We could have a free bleeder.

940
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't know.

941
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 3: It's no, no, no, no, no, no, that's not why she's

942
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 3: not wearing the white shorts. I'm just going to text

943
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 3: us to see the text machine and see if anyone

944
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 3: has Someone said, can boys not play this game?

945
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: Well, if you get a period, absolutely you can.

946
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 3: But okay, Sarah, we're locking it for an extra one

947
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. Is your collection method of choice?

948
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 8: Oh you guys, it.

949
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: Is well Sarah, you have won two hundred dollars playing

950
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: the first round of better.

951
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: I can guess when your period's due. Two hundred bucks

952
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: a week out from the period. That's going to be good.

953
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 5: That is amazing.

954
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 11: Thank you so much.

955
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,919
Speaker 1: Good ladies, And I'm wasn't that girl.

956
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 10: It's great.

957
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: It's bloody fun.

958
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 3: And I tell you what the I think I might

959
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:48,479
Speaker 3: be sinking the girls up with my overreas today.

960
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: I've got alpha overreaes. She has an egg alpha alpha

961
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: overs faster and you feel it. You do like magnets

962
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: chocolate this morning. Thank you so much, Sarah for playing.

963
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: Stay there. We'll we'll get some information from you.

964
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 6: ZM Podcast Network play z m's Flesh one and Haley.

965
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 3: We want to hear from you listeners about when you

966
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 3: had to pee in public? I mean endlessly for me.

967
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 3: I've got one kidney animal woman, and I drank so

968
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 3: much water.

969
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,479
Speaker 1: Didn't you literally pee in your driveway a few weeks ago.

970
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 3: Because I couldn't make it out of the car. I

971
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 3: made it just out of the car. I guess it

972
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 3: was kind of public because the gate was open you

973
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 3: could see in. But Justin Bieber was playing golf. I

974
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 3: don't know he golfed.

975
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 4: He gives golf energy in the sense that he just

976
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 4: hits it but doesn't go get his ball.

977
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: Has a handicap of ten point two. Is that good?

978
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: That's good it? Yeah, that's very good.

979
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 3: You don't know this, producer Shannon comes from a golfing family.

980
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 3: Your dad is a greenskeeper.

981
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but I grew up on a golf course,

982
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: on a golf course. What's your handicaps?

983
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 4: I don't have a proper one. Oh okay, but my

984
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,640
Speaker 4: dad's offered too, so that's very good.

985
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: Wow.

986
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:58,520
Speaker 3: Well, he was playing golf and there was paparazzi footage

987
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 3: of him having to spring a leak after drinking what

988
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 3: was said to be a couple of IPAs. Be it

989
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 3: runs right through me. So he's pulled down his awful shorts.

990
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 4: The jaws are bigger than his whole wingspan. Yes, and

991
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 4: it is such an eck. And then he pulls them

992
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 4: up and you can see his underwear still and.

993
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: He's just sorted out. Yeah, it's a bit okay, I

994
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 1: will say in the underwear there is a significant there's

995
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: a bold bold.

996
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 3: We all saw it plucked. We all saw it just

997
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 3: been plucked anyway. But you obviously he couldn't make it

998
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 3: to the toilet on time. I paid on the side

999
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 3: of a of a golf course. Would your dad, a

1000
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: golf course greens keeper appreciate this.

1001
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 4: I think they would be more upset by his outfit

1002
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 4: than the behavior, because I've definitely paid on a plenty

1003
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 4: of golf courses. This is like my second toilet. I

1004
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 4: actually say that on national radio. But like, I've paid

1005
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 4: on a many of golf courses. Yeah, I mean, I

1006
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 4: was just grass. I've paid endlessly in public.

1007
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 3: When you've got to go, you've got to go, and

1008
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 3: I'd rather do a little pop and squat than with

1009
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 3: my hands. But The difference here is that you guys

1010
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: don't have paparazzi following yeah, yeah, no twenty four seven.

1011
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: Well, this is what we want to know this morning.

1012
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 3: Give us a text nine six nine six or give

1013
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 3: us a call abou one hundred dollars am? When did

1014
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 3: you have to pee in public? And I'll tell you

1015
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 3: what some messages to kick us off. I was busting

1016
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 3: so I pete in the Unicar parke at two am.

1017
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 3: There are cameras and I am now famous. And my

1018
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: favorite one to come in so far, I had to

1019
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,280
Speaker 3: pee in a bucket in the Johnsonville BK drive through

1020
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 3: as Z wouldn't let me into pay.

1021
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 1: Through.

1022
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,960
Speaker 3: You're paying in a bucket and then what are you

1023
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 3: tipping it? As you sort of speed off on State

1024
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 3: Highway one or so? Do you just carry a bucket

1025
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 3: with you at all times? Where the bucket comes? Where

1026
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 3: did the bucket come from? We need more information?

1027
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: Follow up? Please, when did you have to pee in public?

1028
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 3: Give us a text nine six nine six or a

1029
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 3: call one hundred dollars EM when you had to pee

1030
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 3: in public? Because Justin Bieber was called paying on the

1031
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 3: side of a golf course after a couple of frothy

1032
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 3: IPA's and no shortage coming through.

1033
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: My friend had to pa in a question. Was back

1034
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 1: in the day, maybe twenty ten and the Octagon in Duneda.

1035
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh that scene some person.

1036
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 3: There's an old school red telephone box right next to

1037
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 3: the Night and Day deairy.

1038
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 1: She was busting and pistoling there.

1039
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 3: But the walls of the telephone box don't go to

1040
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 3: the ground, and there's a hill and the box is

1041
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 3: situated on so we're just dribbled along the footpath.

1042
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, man, that's grum.

1043
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 3: I was smart stop roadside in a heavily bushed area,

1044
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 3: remote road hadn't seen it. Carr in twenty minutes went

1045
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,439
Speaker 3: into the bush a good five meters, got caught mid

1046
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 3: squat by a pig dog.

1047
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: Followed closely by the hunter. What are the odds cheap

1048
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: a pig dog? What is that?

1049
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:38,719
Speaker 5: Oh?

1050
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: I like the dog that goes against the pig. I

1051
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: thought it was like a mutant animal, and I was interested.

1052
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: Of course you thought that.

1053
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 3: Alicia, you're on the phone. Where did you have to

1054
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: pee in public?

1055
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 9: Yes?

1056
00:46:54,400 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 5: So my bestie at symphony at the beginning is there, yes, yes,

1057
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 5: bless us.

1058
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: Please your little cotton sucks.

1059
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 2: She when having a few little.

1060
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 5: Bebes to go every for ten.

1061
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,919
Speaker 3: To twenty minutes, isn't it?

1062
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: Yes, big culprit, but yes.

1063
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 5: And we had pretty much just come back from yes

1064
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 5: and no the toilet stop, and no one wanted.

1065
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: To go back again, So she was like, what do

1066
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 1: I do? I don't want to go by myself.

1067
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 11: So she pretty.

1068
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 5: Much squatted down right in the middle of the.

1069
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 11: Crown, no literally right in.

1070
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 5: The middle, and we just kind of gathered around her

1071
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 5: a little bit. She wins and and we're just.

1072
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: Kind of covered her a little bit, and we were

1073
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 1: always walking.

1074
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 2: Past like is she okay?

1075
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: They were like, oh, yeah, she's just feeling.

1076
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 11: A little bit.

1077
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 3: That's all so grim. Thanks for that story. That's yeah,

1078
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 3: it's grim. Thanks for that grim story. Keep it tastes

1079
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 3: coming in nine, six, nine and six. When you had

1080
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 3: to pee in public? Where did you have to pee

1081
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:04,760
Speaker 3: in public?

1082
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: Some quick messages.

1083
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 3: I got peed on by someone who popped a squad

1084
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 3: next to me in ga at six sixty. Those plastic

1085
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: tiles they put down on the field really made it

1086
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 3: splaster up my leg. I had to pee in a

1087
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 3: bush the dark on Mount Pironia was a bit person

1088
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 3: the next morning realized I'd sat in a gorse bush

1089
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 3: and my cheks were full of prickles, not the gorse cheapers.

1090
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 3: On an African safari many years ago, we stopped for

1091
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 3: a WII when an elephant with an elephant in the distance.

1092
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: The elephant got a little agitated, so I got the

1093
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: call get back in the truck.

1094
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 3: Now had to run MIDWII, pulling up my pants as

1095
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: I ran.

1096
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: Do you reckon?

1097
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 4: It was like out alphering the smell. It's like I'm

1098
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 4: there on the elephant in this town.

1099
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 3: Probably it was my grandma's funeral on the weekend. We

1100
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 3: got to the cemetery to bury her. I'm so sorry

1101
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 3: to hear that. By the way, got to the cemetery

1102
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 3: to bury her, and I was busting, so I hopped

1103
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 3: the fence and ran through the neighboring pat it with

1104
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 3: prickles and cowshit and bare feet to pee behind a bush.

1105
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 3: Once upon a pre child time, I had a few

1106
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 3: little drinkies at the barefeace in the Rotorua I felt.

1107
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 3: I left scrolling the road to find my friend's car

1108
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 3: when I had the sudden urge to pop a squad

1109
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 3: Except in my glorious state. I forgot I was wearing undies,

1110
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 3: so I accidentally just peeded through the unders his head

1111
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 3: to chuck those in the bush, like.

1112
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: When you get in the shower and you've forgotten to

1113
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: take a socks off. Yeah.

1114
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 2: Podcast Network play z ends Flesh one and Hailey.

1115
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: Girl Mass, Girl Mass, Girl Mask, Girl Mass. Well, the

1116
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 1: boys were away in Sydney, car and Shannon and Hailey

1117
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: on the show today and of course we had to

1118
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: do an episode of girl Math because why not.

1119
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, and everyone is wanting one specific thing this summer,

1120
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 4: I know, and it's something you actually have, Hayley, it is.

1121
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 1: And Page joins us, Good morning, Page morning. What do

1122
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: you want us?

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00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 3: A girl Math for you today? The hottest item that

1124
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 3: you will not be alone on.

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00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: This for the then just slashing machine. I've got one.

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00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: I've got one, and do you know what, Page, I

1127
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 1: didn't pay for it, do you know what? Because I'm

1128
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: on the radio and people see me stuff.

1129
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 3: And it's pretty, but you've got to buy it, so

1130
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 3: fear enough, I will say I love it. I've had

1131
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 3: I've only had one party with it so far and

1132
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 3: it was a hit.

1133
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: And also we weren't invited to that party. Actually, rude. Yeah,

1134
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: so I have to hold another one.

1135
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 4: And you've got to invite page two. Now, noge, where

1136
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 4: do you live?

1137
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 1: I live in Hamilton, close enough, driver an hour and

1138
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: a half from my house. Can you pick me up

1139
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: on the way, page, I don't have a car. Yeah,

1140
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: let's do it. Okay, crazy, So the ninja slushy? How

1141
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: much is the ninja slushy? Now? Six hundred? Yeah, it's

1142
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: a lot of money. It's an expensive a shame. Yeah,

1143
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: but we're going to go a method for you to

1144
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:41,839
Speaker 1: be free. I think you end up making money. Caw

1145
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: and do you want to kick things off? Yeah?

1146
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 3: So we're starting off real simple. The week that it

1147
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 3: is Black Friday, sales have started, everyone is doing one

1148
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 3: and every store that seems to sell a ninja slushy

1149
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 3: is doing one. So instead of six hundred right now,

1150
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 3: they are on sale for three fifty.

1151
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so that's a two hundred and fifty dollars

1152
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: say things already. I'm just gonna I'm keeping notes.

1153
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,080
Speaker 3: Perfect, perfect, Okay, you've just said, by the way, page,

1154
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 3: this is how girl math works. You've just made two

1155
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars. Yeah, we don't actually see it.

1156
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: To you. But this is you know, it's just sort

1157
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: of in theory and girl math theory.

1158
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's now would be a good time to buy it,

1159
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 3: like Friday sales, pre Christmas, pre summer. This would be

1160
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 3: perfect a Christmas lack a what's that drink called mimosa

1161
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 3: Mimosa slushy in the morning.

1162
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: Amazing actually in moderation of course.

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00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 4: Well that leads on to my point something that I

1164
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 4: suck at as making cocktails and.

1165
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: Just any kind of masket, I know, making ready for

1166
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: the term suck.

1167
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 4: It, I know, but I am horrible at it and

1168
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,959
Speaker 4: just looking it up for a three day mixology course,

1169
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 4: it's about six hundred dollars.

1170
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: Because that's the thing page with the Ninja slushy.

1171
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 3: I mean, if I did manage to screw it my

1172
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 3: first one and so what was supposed to take forty

1173
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 3: minutes took three hours. But like you, basically it tells

1174
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 3: you how to do it. You just biff it in

1175
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 3: perfect page. What would you put what would you be

1176
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 3: your like go to drank of choice.

1177
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 10: For Christmas?

1178
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: Definitely a Pinicolata with frozen That would be so goodh

1179
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, shouldn't dreaming of it?

1180
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 4: You'd be saving six hundred dollars on a mixology course.

1181
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're taking that off the cost six one

1182
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, six hundred dollars.

1183
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,280
Speaker 3: How long is the course three days? Three day mixology course,

1184
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 3: and you leave with the skills but without the machine,

1185
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 3: and you still don't have the machine exactly. Okay, so

1186
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 3: that's a six hundred dollars savings. By the way, we're

1187
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 3: already in the negatives here if we're going off of

1188
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 3: a Black Friday price.

1189
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, of course we are.

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00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,879
Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to work out because the only other

1191
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 3: place I drink frozen beverage eos would be like in

1192
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 3: the sunshine with friends, rooftop rooftop barb, water front spot,

1193
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 3: whatever fit for me will be like the bad act

1194
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 3: in Auckland, because I am that bad person. And I

1195
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 3: looked up where I go for my frozen margaritas, Yes, Margaretta,

1196
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 3: and it's twenty four dollars per margarita. Now, the Ninja

1197
00:52:55,680 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 3: slushy page makes about eight and nine servings.

1198
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: We'll go eight to be modest.

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00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 3: We've got a heavy handed poor So if I was

1200
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 3: to buy that same vat Worth on the viaduct. That

1201
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 3: would be one hundred and ninety two dollars, right, just

1202
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 3: for one vat of that.

1203
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: Now, when you buy the Ninja slushy.

1204
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,919
Speaker 3: Obviously you have to minus the cost of a bottle

1205
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 3: of tequila, which will put a sixty five right, and

1206
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 3: the mixer, so that's twelve dollars. So it's one hundred

1207
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 3: and fifteen dollars cheaper with the Ninja slushy. So say

1208
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 3: we're using that, say we're having five sessions on the viaduct,

1209
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 3: that's going to cost a whole lot more. Is five

1210
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 3: sessions on the Ninja slushy has saved five hundred and

1211
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 3: seventy five dollars, I mean, and also not to mention

1212
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 3: the parking, the fuel, and potentially driving at ober Auckland,

1213
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 3: because Hamilton doesn't have a viaduct.

1214
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 4: Does it exactly? And also it doesn't even mean alcohol alone.

1215
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 4: The amount of things, Oh my god, in this people

1216
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 4: are putting coconut water.

1217
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:02,040
Speaker 1: I put Coca cola, coke, and coffee. Everyone's making free

1218
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: pa Is Page. When you have a hangover, do you

1219
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: like require cold beverages?

1220
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 3: Yes?

1221
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: I do, definitely, because for me.

1222
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,840
Speaker 3: I bought Coca Cola for a mixer for a drink.

1223
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 3: Then we didn't end up using it. Woke up the

1224
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 3: next morning, I was like, oh, I'm a bit dusty,

1225
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 3: and I opened up the fredgroom was like, let's get

1226
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:20,879
Speaker 3: the cocaine there.

1227
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:23,839
Speaker 4: I mean, hear me out. We're going electrolytes. We could

1228
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 4: go a frozen power raid. Now we're avoiding a hospital stay.

1229
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 3: Because we're not passing. We're not passing out from a

1230
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 3: lack of electrolytes.

1231
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: Hydration you would get from that as next level. Okay,

1232
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: I'm just adding together the savings. So the savings of

1233
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: if we're going to save on let's say we're going

1234
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: to save on an IV drope, which is about one

1235
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, So by buying the Ninja slushy Page, you're

1236
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: actually saving yourself one thousand, five hundred and thirty dollars.

1237
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 1: And that's based on a conservative use of the machine

1238
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,440
Speaker 1: of only four times, and you'll be using it so

1239
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 1: much more than there. If I'm going to go buy

1240
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: are you paying to lose that amount of money by

1241
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: not buying it? No, So that's why I need to

1242
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 1: go get it.

1243
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 3: Don't get it, baby, It's on sale at the moment.

1244
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for playing Page.

1245
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,799
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me.

1246
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: You're welcome.

1247
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 3: Paige, do you know a fun thing about Page? She

1248
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 3: didn't know what girl math was at all. She's never

1249
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 3: seen it. She's running up being like, what's the silly

1250
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 3: little thing?

1251
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 1: We're like, absolutely, come on the phone boat?

1252
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 2: Does that end podcast Network?

1253
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: Well? Right now at the moment, everyone's doing their wraps.

1254
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,960
Speaker 3: Spotify rapped and this rapped, and there's even even an

1255
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 3: uber wrapped.

1256
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: I believe that.

1257
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chunnie this year zero ports her pause, thank you,

1258
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 3: she's a classy woman. But people online are sharing their

1259
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 3: dating raps, basically looking at how many dates they went

1260
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 3: on a bit of a reflection. We arek some of

1261
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:51,680
Speaker 3: our listeners for how the year of twenty twenty five

1262
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:55,480
Speaker 3: has been for them dating wise. Some mixed feedback. I'd

1263
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 3: say it's a bit rough out there. If around find

1264
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 3: out someone said somebody I said in my twenties, I

1265
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 3: watch I'm in my twenties and this year I watched

1266
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 3: pulp fiction for not one, but two men over forty

1267
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 3: who I was in love with but not dating.

1268
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: It's a long movie. Tumbleweed floats across the screen, says

1269
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 1: Carly Laura says, nothing yet, but once you get over

1270
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: this breakup, watch out.

1271
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, Wendy down significantly on previous years.

1272
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: Joey says singlely if but finally out of the closet. Yay,

1273
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: we love this. We've got lots of feedback.

1274
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 3: But I've sort of made my own rap because Tinder

1275
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 3: in that they don't actually do a proper end of year.

1276
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: Let you know how you've gone. Maybe some of them do,

1277
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: maybe Bumble, I don't know. I'm not on bumble. I'm

1278
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: not on hinge. If you've just joined the show and

1279
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: you're like, what's happened? Go to my Instagram.

1280
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 3: But I am single for the first time in a

1281
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 3: long time, and I've been dating, so I've done a

1282
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 3: little bit of a recap.

1283
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 1: I've omitted some information. I was just gonna say, how

1284
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: much goss do we get?

1285
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 3: No, I always say, okay, apps downloaded. This is a

1286
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 3: Hailey Sprowl on the prows Oh.

1287
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: What's the name of the song? I can do a meme? No, No,

1288
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: you got to do the karaoke version. I'll do it.

1289
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: I think we're too young to know that song.

1290
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, and on the Run Band on the Run Karaoke yeah, run,

1291
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 3: please don't make us feel that old.

1292
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, hang on, here we go. This

1293
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 1: is this is crazy giving. Here we go, Here we go,

1294
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: Here we go. Sprawl on the prowl.

1295
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 3: Rowel on the prow I stopped it.

1296
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,320
Speaker 1: Sprawl on the prowl. Here, there we go.

1297
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 3: Okay, here's my dating wrapped for the year. Apps downloaded, four,

1298
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 3: apps deleted one.

1299
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: What got the cut? Am of freaky weekies? No? Not

1300
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: another word for a paddock A No that one?

1301
00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 3: Stay okay, man, I know we love field. You know

1302
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 3: I can't say okay.

1303
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 1: It was just it was too much. It was doing

1304
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: too much. Number of men dated a not applicable women one?

1305
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. Average hotness. Now.

1306
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 3: I gave all of my dates this year a score

1307
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 3: out of ten for their hotness, and then I divided

1308
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 3: it by the number of dates I went on eight

1309
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,440
Speaker 3: point six.

1310
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: Now I am punching. I'm a seven point two and

1311
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: I've been out here with eight point sixers in general. Now,

1312
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 1: we had a couple of bloody twenties in there, and

1313
00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: a couple of thoughts, so it all balanced out.

1314
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 3: Best date a fancy Japanese restaurant in cocktails by the

1315
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,440
Speaker 3: waterfront lovely, and when I saw the bell, I was like, oh,

1316
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 3: ching ching, big Daddy, get the cash. Worst date in

1317
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 3: a notorious, previously condemned building covered in scarefolding and he

1318
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 3: smoked inside.

1319
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:00,000
Speaker 1: I have so many questions. You know the building.

1320
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 3: If you're in Auckland, you'll know there was a building

1321
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 3: who's cladding one day to start falling off onto the

1322
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 3: street and for years it's been wrapped in scaffolding.

1323
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: I went on a date in there and it was

1324
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: not a proud moment for them.

1325
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 3: The best line I've heard I can't say on here,

1326
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 3: but it was definitely the biggest compliment I've ever received

1327
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 3: in my life.

1328
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: You guys know it. Who doesn't want to receive that?

1329
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: Thank you? The worst line quote? You're just my type.

1330
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:24,840
Speaker 1: I'm into older women.

1331
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 3: Okay, thirty six to how many more dates?

1332
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 1: Did take it? Too many?

1333
00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 4: Ny?

1334
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: But did he had fun at his twenty first that week?

1335
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 3: Heard?

1336
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, there would definitely be. Oh, so I'll add one.

1337
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 3: And the thing that made me feel the oldest going

1338
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 3: on a date with a guy who olymp biscuit came

1339
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 3: on and need to know who they were, and when

1340
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 3: we were exchanging stories, he had been at his friends

1341
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 3: twenty first, the night before My friends are getting divorced.

1342
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: We're in different periods of life.

1343
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 3: My most embarrassing moment fighting loud in the toilet bowl

1344
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 3: and is on suite right near the head of the

1345
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 3: besh why you know, the bed near the head of

1346
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 3: the beds then and the on switees like right next to it,

1347
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 3: the sliding door, and then the toilet's like tucked and behind.

1348
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: That's on him for design.

1349
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: And I did a pee, I did away ways and

1350
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 3: then you know, and it like echoes through the bottle,

1351
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 3: not under this lightning.

1352
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: That's not fein schwe. It's not fein shwe. And it

1353
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 1: was not fair.

1354
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 3: On May the furthest distance traveled for a day twenty

1355
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 3: six hundred forty kilometers. My goodness, Hailee, is that passport required.

1356
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 3: That was passport passport required. Worst match fIF Vaners That

1357
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 3: was in Bali. We called him Fifa Vanirs. I was

1358
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 3: feeling a bit desperate. Biggest surprise was Queenstown Veneers coming in.

1359
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 3: I thought, absolutely not my time. He was a lovely

1360
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:50,640
Speaker 3: guy and the worst city to swipe in. I hate

1361
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 3: to say, and I say this with love and respect.

1362
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 3: Parmestan North. Yeah, I thought it was going to be

1363
01:00:58,080 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 3: in the cargo, but in the cargo was coughing up

1364
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 3: the farms and the quds. You know what, I man,

1365
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 3: the hard working lands farmers North. It was slim packings.

1366
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 3: So good luck out there to everyone for the next

1367
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 3: year of date. It's an absolute mindfield out there.

1368
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:16,800
Speaker 6: The z N podcast Networks plays ends flesh one and Haley.

1369
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 1: And it's time for.

1370
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 9: Fact of the Day, Day day day do do do

1371
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 9: do do do doepp up?

1372
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 1: Shenon wanted to sing that in the opera.

1373
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 4: They said, no, I did it for car when multiple

1374
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 4: names yesterday and she just kept ignoring me.

1375
01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 3: I'm going to say it was lacking in basse and

1376
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 3: really feeling that was the first time today I felt

1377
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 3: the lack of the boy's presence. It's just some feedback

1378
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 3: in the moment. I'm just being honest with you. Woman

1379
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 3: to a woman, that's a feminist thing to do.

1380
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 1: I know, appreciate it. I'm gordrool for the next one.

1381
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 3: Okay, today's the day in this week that is temperature week,

1382
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 3: which off here we're just discussing.

1383
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:09,240
Speaker 1: It's it's given calendar week. Yeah, maybe worse than calendar week.

1384
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 1: It's just not sexy.

1385
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 3: And like the fact that he's left us with it

1386
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,959
Speaker 3: feels a bit like it feels a conscious move.

1387
01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, I don't want the girls to have

1388
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: a great day.

1389
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:19,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because then what if the fact of the

1390
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 3: day and they're just like, give it to the girls now. Anyway,

1391
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,280
Speaker 3: today's fact of the day And this was GIF. Don't

1392
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 3: come at me for this because this was left behind

1393
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:33,640
Speaker 3: from Vaughn Celsius the to throw up. You take that much,

1394
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:35,680
Speaker 3: I've got a hack up, so I don't know why,

1395
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 3: Like drunk made water funny, it's so much fun to

1396
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 3: be so much fun, we got the heck ups. Celsius

1397
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 3: originally ran backwards, so instead of zero being free freezing

1398
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,960
Speaker 3: and one hundred being boiling, zero was boiling and.

1399
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,040
Speaker 1: One hundred was freezing.

1400
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 3: The guy who came up with a Celsius scale, and

1401
01:02:55,480 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 3: is Celsius ego not an egotist behavior, He thought that

1402
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 3: having zero was boiling in one hundred is freezing was

1403
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 3: more elegant, and no one else was doing it, and

1404
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 3: no one else thought so it just made sense to

1405
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 3: be higher, hotterer, lower colder one percent because that's just

1406
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 3: the way it works. After he died behind his back

1407
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 3: over his grave, they flipped it and made it that way.

1408
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 1: He said, numbers.

1409
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,919
Speaker 3: He said it was a big astronomy and math guy,

1410
01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 3: and he liked descending numbers for increasing coldness. He thought

1411
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 3: numbers going down felt warmer, and numbers going up things

1412
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 3: felt colder. And he said it felt mathematically neat and tidy.

1413
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 4: Imagine being so smart you could do all this, but

1414
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 4: being so dumb that you're that wrong.

1415
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1416
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 3: So his colleagues quietly waited for him to die. They

1417
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 3: all disagreed with him, and they just thought this was

1418
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 3: so stupid. He died in seventeen forty four, so this

1419
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 3: has been around for a long time. Age forty two.

1420
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 3: That same year, his fellow Swede Carl flip the scale

1421
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 3: zero freezing, one hundred boiling. And that is a version

1422
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 3: that we know today as it should be. So the fa,

1423
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 3: I mean, the fact was fine that he left us,

1424
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 3: but sort of in general, it just doesn't feel like

1425
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 3: one that I'm going to be like, oh my gosh,

1426
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,440
Speaker 3: I heard this amazing fact. I think Hayley would have

1427
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 3: come up with their own amazing fact. Yeah, yeah, I

1428
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 3: actually could have, and I wish that I had of now,

1429
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 3: but I just did it, and I just read what

1430
01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:26,200
Speaker 3: was given to man. Actually, I feel sort of empty

1431
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 3: and rather disappointed at the end of it.

1432
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:29,840
Speaker 1: It's just like a man putting words in a woman's mouth.

1433
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 4: Do you know what would make you feel better? What

1434
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 4: singing fact of the Day opera style? No?

1435
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: I thought we just saw it on people just leaving.

1436
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: They'll leave.

1437
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 3: Someone actually message and saying I thought the fact of

1438
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 3: the day's song was prerecorded. This is proven that it's not. Yeah,

1439
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 3: it's not. So Today's fact of the day is that

1440
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:49,479
Speaker 3: the selsiest scale originally, but the guy that created it

1441
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 3: was backwards. Fact of the Day Day Day, Yeah, do

1442
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:05,440
Speaker 3: didn't dead dad deep deep dead Dope dead ope doop deadpoop.

1443
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 2: The ZM podcast Network play z MS.

1444
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: Fletch, Worn and Hailey and Shannon. You're a bride'smaid.

1445
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 4: I'm a bridesmaid for the first time this week, first time.

1446
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 4: I'm currently so much I'm in three bridal parties at

1447
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 4: the moment, but this is the first one actually that

1448
01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:30,400
Speaker 4: you know, the ideas are happening, what like the weddings

1449
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 4: this week?

1450
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,160
Speaker 1: Oh right, right right? Your other ones are to come. Yeah,

1451
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:35,760
Speaker 1: yeah right, I was going to say that's surprising. But also,

1452
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 1: you are significantly younger than me, so it's sort of

1453
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: now is the time that your friends are starting to

1454
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: get married. Yeah, so I'm twenty six, so ten years

1455
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,920
Speaker 1: that's right. There's ten years between you and May and

1456
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: ten years between me and Fletch. Yeah hah, Fletch the oldest.

1457
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 1: Are you feeling a little bit nervous about your role?

1458
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: It's kicked in this week. I was like, okay, so

1459
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 1: I got my nails done yesterday and I got it

1460
01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: a book nice proofed by the bride, and like, there's

1461
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 1: just lots of anxiety of I am such an extra person.

1462
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 1: I'm a spray tans girl. I'm a I'm very extra

1463
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,440
Speaker 1: with how I am and a lot of people aren't

1464
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 1: like this. I'm just trying to read the vibe of

1465
01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: like I don't want this to be my day because

1466
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: it's not my day, but also don't you know there,

1467
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: but also.

1468
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 4: Who I am as a person, I know I come

1469
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 4: across a.

1470
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 1: Bit like that.

1471
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 3: Also, Okay, the one thing you should check is if

1472
01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,640
Speaker 3: everyone in the bridal party is doing a spray tan,

1473
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,480
Speaker 3: in particular the bride. I've had a spray tan once

1474
01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 3: for a bridal party and I was the maid of honest,

1475
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:29,760
Speaker 3: I was next to the bride and she went with

1476
01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:33,440
Speaker 3: her natural like gorgeous, pale skin and in the photos

1477
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 3: it's humorous, Like it's humorous.

1478
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: How brown I am? Yeah, I think I'm going to

1479
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:41,200
Speaker 1: do a home one just to be oh really, Oh yeah,

1480
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: well that's.

1481
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 4: What I want to know. What could go wrong being

1482
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 4: a bridesmaid. Maybe this is going to make me more anxious,

1483
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:49,680
Speaker 4: but this is going to so you want to know

1484
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:52,240
Speaker 4: what went wrong when you were a bridesmaid or a

1485
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 4: groan in the bridal party or a bridal party.

1486
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:59,640
Speaker 3: I've been a bridesmaid five times, I think, yeah, and

1487
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 3: the only time anything went super wrong other than a

1488
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:07,560
Speaker 3: couple of the marriages are done.

1489
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: That wasn't your father than that the day was like

1490
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: a complete waste of money. Was oh.

1491
01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 3: We were like I was doing all my bridesmaids duty

1492
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 3: for my friend and I was like, great, all I'm

1493
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,480
Speaker 3: doing is focusing on her and the day.

1494
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 1: And then we're about to literally walk out.

1495
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:24,280
Speaker 3: And I was like, who's him seeing the thing? And

1496
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 3: she was like, oh, I just hadn't thought of that.

1497
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh my and she.

1498
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,120
Speaker 3: And then I had to turn from bride'smaid to like

1499
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 3: day organizer EMC.

1500
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 4: But yeah, nothing like terribly bad. Yeah, well it's been

1501
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 4: good talking to Carl when so much. She's been asking

1502
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:44,600
Speaker 4: questions and I'm like, I don't know. She's like, we

1503
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 4: should know that. How are you getting from the airport?

1504
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 4: There's no uber and the cargo, Shannon.

1505
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: That was a wild one yesterday.

1506
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,560
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, someone message and just now I was actually

1507
01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 3: the bride. Something went wrong for one of my bridesmaids.

1508
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 3: My maid of honor was doing a speech about me

1509
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 3: into the micro into the microphone. Out of no, we

1510
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,560
Speaker 3: let out a massive birth Q one hundred THREEY people

1511
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 3: had hysterical shot. Laughter.

1512
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: People still talk about it twelve years later. Oh no,

1513
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 1: do a turn.

1514
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 3: Well, this is what we want to know this morning.

1515
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 3: Give us a call. Oh, eight hundred dollars a m

1516
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 3: you can text us. Well nine six nine sex.

1517
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 10: Is what went wrong in the bridal party right now?

1518
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 10: We want to know what went wrong when you were

1519
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 10: a member of the bridal party. Producer, Shannon, you're a

1520
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 10: bride's maid this weekend, yes, down in a corrigal and

1521
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,080
Speaker 10: you're a little bit worried about.

1522
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,920
Speaker 1: What could go wrong? It's your first time. Yeah, I

1523
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: just feel like I'm going to mess it up somehow. Yeah, probably, Jana,

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Speaker 1: what went wrong when you were a bride'smaid? Good morning, Jana, Hi, oh,

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Speaker 1: good morning. Tell us what happened.

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Speaker 11: I was probably about eight or nine bridesmaids and my

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Speaker 11: cousin really excited all over the top, big fancy dress,

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Speaker 11: you know, in the eighties, I.

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Speaker 1: Love to pass.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, nobody told me that I needed to lift my

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01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:56,599
Speaker 11: dress when going.

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Speaker 1: Up the steps. Oh yeah, because you. Oh yeah, when

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Speaker 1: we were walking towards the Bactism to go and sign

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Speaker 1: all the license and everything.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, face planted.

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Speaker 5: In front of everything.

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Speaker 3: Oh not, but at least you were a kid, and

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Speaker 3: it was sort of endearing, do you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: It's like sort of cute.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. But each family, so they never let me forget

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Speaker 5: twenty years later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it comes up all the time. They bring it

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Speaker 1: up all the way. Jana, Thank you so much. Lisa.

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Speaker 1: What happened when you were in the bridal party?

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Speaker 11: Yes, so I was a bridesmaid for my friend and

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Speaker 11: I just had a breast reduction. So I'm very proud

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Speaker 11: of my boat.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Welcome to the anybody teddy community, but might

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Speaker 3: have gone significantly bigger.

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Speaker 1: So i've I've leaft, you've taken my spot.

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Speaker 11: Oh, congratulate, thank you. And so I decided to go

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01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:51,240
Speaker 11: bold umbrella. But I ought to try on the dress

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01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,800
Speaker 11: without a bra on and on the day could very

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01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 11: clearly see my nipples. So and I didn't have anything,

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01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:06,559
Speaker 11: so I it improvised in salo taped tissues and at

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01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,759
Speaker 11: the end of the night I was pulling the salad

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01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 11: tape off and wrapped off a lot of skin.

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Speaker 1: List I've ripped off my nipples before as well.

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Speaker 11: It's the worst, it's the worse. But you know, the

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Speaker 11: bride was beautiful, her day went off without a hitch

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01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 11: and I met my husband, my husband at so he's

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01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 11: liked my tissue nips.

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Speaker 1: Does he call you tissue nips?

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Speaker 11: No, he doesn't, but you will now.

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01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: I love this? Can I honestly I'm feeling this already.

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Speaker 1: Can I want to give Lisa Caller of the Week.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely for the week.

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Speaker 3: We're giving you a Chemius Warehouse prize pack for our

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Speaker 3: Call of the Week. Well done, it's too good, stay

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Speaker 3: on it. George Will sought you could get your information,

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01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,240
Speaker 3: keep your texts coming through nine six nine six, give

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01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 3: us a call and a dalzy And what went wrong

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01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,719
Speaker 3: when you were in the bridal party?

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Speaker 1: For women on the mic? It's too much? Is it

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01:10:56,240 --> 01:11:02,679
Speaker 1: too much? Honestly really crinking in here. You were recently

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01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:04,480
Speaker 1: a bride, but I have you've been a bride's.

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Speaker 7: Mate, yes, for maybe smote maid of honor. How was

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01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:09,880
Speaker 7: it epic? The one thing that's like hard that I

1579
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:11,559
Speaker 7: will say, as if they've got a veil and you've

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01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 7: got to like, if it's Wendy, hold that veil.

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01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,200
Speaker 1: But then yeah, I could feel the wind pulling her

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01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 1: veil and I was like, loosen up a little bit

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01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: and you're trying so And that was my whole mission,

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01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: was basically that you're on veil duties.

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01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:30,880
Speaker 3: Well, right now we're hearing about maybe when being in

1586
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 3: the bridal party didn't go so well and so bad?

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Speaker 3: One so so far. My auntie passed out at my

1588
01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 3: mum and Dad's wedding. She was bride's maid number three,

1589
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:42,599
Speaker 3: just hit the deck. I woke up with full blown

1590
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 3: influenza two days before and then I gave it to

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01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:47,120
Speaker 3: the bride and she woke up the day of with

1592
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:51,280
Speaker 3: her emplorenza ain't no joke, and like doing your vows,

1593
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 3: you be all stuffed up and your brain doesn't even

1594
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 3: function when you're going through that day.

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01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:58,559
Speaker 1: So the words, oh.

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01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, awful burn someone said, peeling skin visible in my dress.

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01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:06,960
Speaker 3: My best friend married my ex and I was the

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Speaker 3: maid of honor at the wedding, tell us I am

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01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:12,240
Speaker 3: all modern. The father of the groom kept bringing up

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01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 3: the fact that with the groom dated me in his

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01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:16,120
Speaker 3: wedding speech, and for the rest of the night people

1602
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,080
Speaker 3: were coming up to me and my new fiance asking

1603
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:19,280
Speaker 3: for the story of what happened.

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Speaker 1: I've been a bridesmaid five times and I've got it

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01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,240
Speaker 1: down to such a fine art.

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01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 3: I turned it into a business and now I'm an

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Speaker 3: OTD coordinator.

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Speaker 1: Onli day of the day, on today coordinator.

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Speaker 3: My worst as a bridesmaid was sunburned. The makeup artis

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01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 3: had to spend all of her time on me. But

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01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 3: it does the bride.

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01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: It doesn't do anything. You can't cover that as a bridesmaid.

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Speaker 3: Walking down the aisle, the stitch in my a line

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01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 3: dress gave way, making my girlies very exposed. I had

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01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,240
Speaker 3: to use the bouquet of flowers to cover them up

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01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 3: during the ceremony while standing next to the bride, we're

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Speaker 3: talking about the tatars.

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, and I know this.

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01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 4: I've learned the rule for holding a Bokay it's pubes,

1620
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Speaker 4: not boobs.

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01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, pubes. So I'm going to do that. Yeah, like this,

1622
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 1: it looks you look silly. Yeah. Man.

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Speaker 3: The head bridesmaid, the maid of honor, and bride had

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01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:11,040
Speaker 3: a fight at the hen's do. I was pregnant and

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01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:13,160
Speaker 3: sober trying to figure out what was going on. The

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Speaker 3: bridesmaid ended up being kicked out of the bridal party

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Speaker 3: and wedding and a scramble for another one to fill

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Speaker 3: the slot. I was a slot filler once.

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Speaker 1: Is it weird being a bridesmaid slot for Yeah? I

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01:13:22,680 --> 01:13:25,600
Speaker 1: knew I was as well. Yeah, there's nothing worse. My

1631
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 1: friend was like, oh, you know, I wanted you, but

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01:13:28,479 --> 01:13:29,920
Speaker 1: I just said that. I was like, babe, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I'll be there. Like it's all good. I'll chuck on

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Speaker 1: the dream dress. Umm. Wedding in Totdunger.

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Speaker 3: I drove from Wellington, left my dress and all the

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Speaker 3: bridesmaids dresses, shoes, accessories at home. Managed to get them

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Speaker 3: to todunger in time without the bride knowing. But it

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01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 3: was a tight time frame and very very stressful. There's

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Speaker 3: so many messages. My sister was my bridesmaid in the

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01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,200
Speaker 3: zip on your dress broke and my mum had to

1641
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 3: sow her into it.

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01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 1: If you got is it a good structured dress?

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01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,680
Speaker 4: So the dress is one of those ones you can

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01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:01,200
Speaker 4: tie a hundred ways. So it's just a skirt with

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01:14:01,240 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 4: two long pieces of fabric. So I need to figure

1646
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 4: out how to get the girls in and.

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01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,040
Speaker 1: Down taper Mom, Yeah, take those bad boys or we've

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01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 1: heard from a man morning guys.

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01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 3: I was the best man, and yes, I forgot the ring,

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01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:16,840
Speaker 3: remembered as we were standing there doing the formalities. Oh

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01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,880
Speaker 3: my god, this makes me feel so anxious. I turned

1652
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:22,080
Speaker 3: to my mate. Did the sign off? Did the sign

1653
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,479
Speaker 3: of putting a ring on the finger?

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01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 1: Off? He tottles to the motel. Wasn't back in time.

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01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:29,720
Speaker 3: At first they didn't believe me, but we used the

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01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:32,200
Speaker 3: bride's sister's ring. It actually ended up being very funny.

1657
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:34,280
Speaker 3: The ring arrived while we were signing the paperwork and

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Speaker 3: they did it.

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01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:37,439
Speaker 1: Then. Do you know what it did?

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01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,679
Speaker 7: None of it matters if I'm honest, none of it matters.

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01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:43,360
Speaker 1: You don't even know you're in cloud now. You stand

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01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:45,120
Speaker 1: in the you say anything. Yeah, and Belin, we don't

1663
01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,400
Speaker 1: have the rings. It's just damn it given to me later.

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01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:48,960
Speaker 1: We'll do a ceremony at the reception.

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01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,800
Speaker 7: You know, as long as the bride and groom don't know,

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01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,320
Speaker 7: I reckon like for anything.

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01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:56,040
Speaker 1: That's the main advice. And you've got kind of like

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01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:57,960
Speaker 1: a chill bride and groom would be good if they

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01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,760
Speaker 1: do find the best to be chill. Yeah, I'm so

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01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 1: glad we made myself so much more. Yeah, Well, good luck.

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01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 3: I'm always back tomorrow morning from Sydney Shivers.

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Speaker 1: Guys, ten out of ten podcasts, that one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think two of us were ten out of

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01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 3: ten and one of us wasn't or who was that?

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01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:16,559
Speaker 1: Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.

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01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,920
Speaker 3: Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rating

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01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 3: and review, please do.

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Speaker 1: And this is a bad one, don't know, don't bother, Yeah, no,

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01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:23,920
Speaker 1: don't don't bother.

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Speaker 2: Play Zim's Fletchborne and Hailey