WEBVTT - Dick for Breakfast and Minge for Dessert

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<v Speaker 1>This is an iHeart Radio New Zealand podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of the Gate with Maddy McLean, Chris Henry and

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<v Speaker 2>Brad Christensen.

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<v Speaker 3>Jeez, it's a slice baby, so nice to see.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no gag but I'm here, but the boys, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no gag.

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<v Speaker 3>Reflecks, No, I know, there's definitely a gig.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we have.

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<v Speaker 3>To practice at you a little living away. No, no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what, I haven't been practicing anything so but anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Practicing some hand motions.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not even it too tired.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that sounds disappointing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well compare well, we are in the flesh, the three

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<v Speaker 2>of us for the first time in a very long time.

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<v Speaker 1>It be a couple of months, eight weeks, nine weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>and to be fair, we just got to the point

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<v Speaker 1>where we were like getting really good at the technology,

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<v Speaker 1>like we were.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was seamless, to be honest, Can.

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<v Speaker 2>I just say the technology has not failed us and

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<v Speaker 2>not failed us at all. I really didn't have any fake.

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<v Speaker 3>Which is probably a little bit too early to say.

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<v Speaker 3>As we go to record this podcast and today or

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<v Speaker 3>the day it doesn't record properly, we'll be like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we all came together and it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I am looking at the screen and you've got all

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<v Speaker 1>of the dialogue boxes, these sound bath thing. He's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>lighting up. But we're looking okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're looking all right. Boys, It's nice to

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<v Speaker 2>see you. We're going a beautiful little drop of red tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the l brown one, isn't it? I made

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<v Speaker 3>it up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a little number from the Barossa. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I do like the Barossa.

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<v Speaker 2>This straight from our Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's quite a good, quite a good little wine

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<v Speaker 1>company that comes out of and they have it on

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<v Speaker 1>special at the.

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<v Speaker 3>Wool at Woolies, Woolies.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you judge a bottle of wine? Not when

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<v Speaker 2>you go and when you go into the supermarket, Because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just reading the back of it, and I've realized

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<v Speaker 2>I next to never read the description of the wine.

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<v Speaker 2>That is not the thing that I would be judging

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<v Speaker 2>my purchase on.

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<v Speaker 3>No, why do I judge my purchase on how many

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<v Speaker 3>dollars off it is? I want something that's worth like

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen twenty. That's fifteen. That's all I have in the markets.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the stage of life.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought I've got to Yeah, I'm like on sale for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty yep, on sound.

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<v Speaker 3>For twenty Yeah, fuck bougie.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you go to the regions and it's, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a twenty dollar bottle of wines, like seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're like, whoo, I do the thing you're not

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<v Speaker 2>meant to do, which is i'd literally judge a book

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<v Speaker 2>by its cover.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's a little pretty one.

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<v Speaker 2>I look at the Yeah, I look at the label

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<v Speaker 2>when I go that's cute, that looks trendy, looks cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to buy that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, this one is quite cute. It's, if I use

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<v Speaker 3>an old term, quite chody. Would you say it's a

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<v Speaker 3>chody bottle? Yeah, Well she's thick.

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<v Speaker 1>On the on the back of the scene of last

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<v Speaker 1>week's episode.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got, it's edits and plants. It's ready to go.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, so much feedback about the penis fillers feedback?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we can we go delve into the feedback?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely? I don't have it in front of me. Was

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<v Speaker 3>it a TV show?

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't there?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it was really starting? Well, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we talking about people saying I've had it done?

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<v Speaker 2>Or people hear anything that had had it done.

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<v Speaker 3>I just heard a lot of people say that there

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<v Speaker 3>was a TV show Olivia what I think her name was,

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<v Speaker 3>who'd done a whole episode on it. So there was

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<v Speaker 3>there was some follow up research for us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Yeah, And we've gone back to that gator

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<v Speaker 1>and said thank you for the tip. We love the tip,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll go and do some research when we have

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<v Speaker 1>some time.

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<v Speaker 3>And have we done any of that research?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I've been played it like a drinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, we have been we have been busy. We

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<v Speaker 2>have busy.

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<v Speaker 3>We have made it here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hanging on before you start. I love the color of

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<v Speaker 1>your T shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, here we go again.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess Levender.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite nice. Thank you. It's a nice color on you.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing I'll say about this T shirt is it's

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<v Speaker 2>quite it's almost crop toppy in nature.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh do you see those com gutters?

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<v Speaker 3>You really have some gutters? So I yes. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 3>like a really cute little like period of undies. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like slightly popping out for the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't I wasn't looking for a compliment, but I

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not your special undays.

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<v Speaker 2>I say no, they know no.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that maybe you can weed into a

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<v Speaker 3>podcast record?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't. I wouldn't be opposed to it. It wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>mean because I we do the podcast straight after I

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<v Speaker 2>finished my work day, I would have to go through

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<v Speaker 2>a whole work day.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in the special es these, Hey, challenge has been

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<v Speaker 1>late and.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done well, I've done crazier things. I guess I have.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, give it a go. I'm careful though. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>want to be the crop because wouldn't be sort of

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get into the top cabin and someone just

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<v Speaker 3>sees you've had a little bit of a tea bag.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the CEO does come through here from time to time.

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<v Speaker 2>And imagine if I was just like, good, I how

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing, and then I just had a little I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean to be fair, last time you were wearing a

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<v Speaker 3>miss T shirt or missing I think it would really hurt.

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<v Speaker 2>This is true, Hey, speaking of girth, Yeah, I this

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<v Speaker 2>what I hadn't put this on the dock.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've just saw new information, new.

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<v Speaker 2>Information on our friend. Well, I don't he's not up

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<v Speaker 2>for him. We don't know him, but we know all

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<v Speaker 2>of him. Yeah, the girth mass.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the girth I mean David, And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>David's our friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, definitely. I got quite excited because I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be David.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, this is the Girth.

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<v Speaker 3>So for the gators that might not be across that,

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<v Speaker 3>the girth Master is an adult content creator on the

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<v Speaker 3>Only Fans in Just the Fans platforms. And it looks

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<v Speaker 3>a bit like a wine bottle I think would be

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<v Speaker 3>how you describe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's lots of lubricant and just yeah, seat breaths.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, send a prayer and we'll send thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>So he has released a replica toy oh of his member.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's got merch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's got merch. And I just got an email

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<v Speaker 2>to like a press release to say that the girth

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<v Speaker 2>Master's signature extra large dildo has completely sold out. The

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<v Speaker 2>first one thousand of them sold out under nineteen hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>So no replica penis has ever been as popular in

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<v Speaker 2>the history of Wang's.

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<v Speaker 1>According to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Press release, Yeah, go on. Currently Australia Post is dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with more girth than they are used to. But if

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<v Speaker 2>you weren't quick enough the first time around, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>need distressed. The girth Master's signature dildo has squeezed through

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<v Speaker 2>customs and is back in stock today.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that you could go back to them

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<v Speaker 3>and say, Gilda, it's pockets here. I do a podcast

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<v Speaker 3>in alf Are you looking for any testers? Spons com

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<v Speaker 3>spon com?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Like I'm telling you now, I couldn't. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>do it, you reckon. I know. I would love to

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<v Speaker 2>say I could, but I just I know myself.

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<v Speaker 3>But I know how much you like a challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>I do love a challenge. I do love that little

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<v Speaker 2>tea bag to the can I tell you. At the

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<v Speaker 2>end of this press releases a little asterix and next

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<v Speaker 2>to the asterisks, it just says, please note lubricant is highly.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, you'd be going on a good silico one

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<v Speaker 3>for that, wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A few questions in terms of manufacturing and infrastructure. How

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<v Speaker 1>long does it take to like like they're running they've

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<v Speaker 1>made a thousand, they've run out, Like, how long does

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<v Speaker 1>it take to injection mold? Like another thousand or another

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess they've got the mold now, so chuck

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<v Speaker 2>some silicon in there and when them thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I think it would be injection molding. We have

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<v Speaker 1>the process of how they make.

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<v Speaker 3>It, because it would need to have sort of a

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<v Speaker 3>more of a firm center and then a softer outside.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't like the real thing? Yeah, do we have like

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of one? Is it a good visual audio? Visual?

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<v Speaker 1>Visual audio?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me have a look and see if I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how good would it be if that company

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<v Speaker 1>is to hear this podcast and say, look, boys, if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to promote it. See I wouldn't use it myself,

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<v Speaker 1>but just to have it in my hands would be

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<v Speaker 1>quite impressive.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, oh wow, okay, I also love so just obviously

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<v Speaker 3>this is an audio platform. What they've done is they

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<v Speaker 3>just put the size of it the split next to

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<v Speaker 3>a picture of him, so it looks like it might

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<v Speaker 3>actually be the same size as him. But it looks

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<v Speaker 3>like he's got very well proportioned balls, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>By golly, it's eight point five inches. The thing about

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<v Speaker 2>him though, it is like that's obviously long. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's the thickness it is hence the name, right.

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's the girth have got? They've got the length

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<v Speaker 1>of him? Got the girth on that one?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have I don't have the I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>the dimensions of his of the girth unfortunately, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>That's okay. You know what I like is I've just

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<v Speaker 3>tried to go on and have a lot, but I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not allowed to go on it because I'm on the

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<v Speaker 3>He's alert who is actually girth master Dildo? I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I heart Radio Towers for doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>We can be sorry. But also this is this is work.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, this is a business this, I mean this is

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<v Speaker 3>actually a business expense.

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<v Speaker 2>Could we could we get could we could we file

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<v Speaker 2>that with the accountant?

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely? General expenses code to the podcast one hundred over

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<v Speaker 3>the line?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like eighty bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>Well Christmas is coming?

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<v Speaker 1>What ninety nine days? I thank you? Literally literally do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what what today is as well? Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the beginning of Mental Health Week, which is great and

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, always look after yourself and reach out

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<v Speaker 1>if you ever need help. But it's bisexuality day to day,

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<v Speaker 1>So happy bisexual the day to everybody that's bisexual, and.

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<v Speaker 3>They will be celebrating long and hard, I'm sure with variety,

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<v Speaker 3>which is the spice of life.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're bisexual. No no.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the b of the LGBT calendars, and when we're

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<v Speaker 3>all to we never anyone no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>And we've avoided cancelation thus fast. It's not mine wasn't bad.

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<v Speaker 2>All I was going to say is, if you're bisexual,

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<v Speaker 2>do you celebrate, like if you're happily single bisexual, do

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<v Speaker 2>you celebrate by having a bit of column and a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of column B today small.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's canstable. I think that's a really

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<v Speaker 1>reliquestion both at the same time.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows Dick forrects and Minge for desserts?

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<v Speaker 2>There is the title of the episode deck hang on,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to write this down, all right, Dick for

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<v Speaker 2>breakfast and men for it? Do you think that'll get

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<v Speaker 2>through if I The thing is, sometimes I'm like, because

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<v Speaker 2>we see we record this podcast and then we send

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<v Speaker 2>it off to the lovely team at iHeartRadio to edit

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<v Speaker 2>it for us, And sometimes I wonder do they listen?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they listen to THEO? But they do. What I

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<v Speaker 2>do do is I send them a I send them

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<v Speaker 2>the title. I send them a little description. You. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a good clickbait, doesn't it. If you've got an email

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<v Speaker 2>saying hey, guys, just letting you know. The title of

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<v Speaker 2>this week's episode is Dick for Breakfast and Mene for dessert.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to their aren't you immediately?

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<v Speaker 3>And hey, don't worry, that's not the That's not the

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<v Speaker 3>best part of this podcast to come was the one

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<v Speaker 3>going back to my head. It's going to be a

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<v Speaker 3>naughty one today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be there's going to be a naughty one.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. I love it like two little school

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<v Speaker 1>kids just giggling at the back because.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you boys? Anyway, Brad, it's not so nice

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<v Speaker 2>to have you a club.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really cool, thank you know, it's really cool to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the studio. Like love being online and doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was something different about being together right Well.

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<v Speaker 3>We're definitely going to miss Don's because she's made some

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<v Speaker 3>really great cameos so far into the into the season.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear her yelling at the other episode either,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>My favorite was when you took a phone call was

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<v Speaker 3>right in the middle of the podcast, just like a

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<v Speaker 3>I I know.

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<v Speaker 1>But apart from that, I'm good. Carl and I spent

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend in Queenstown is just a.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice little sort of a little weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a little getaway like a family celebration. So

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<v Speaker 1>we were joined by Carl's summer Carl's family down this

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<v Speaker 1>so it was it was really nice and as you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hometown beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it stunning?

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<v Speaker 3>Just a nice time of a year?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it like a mix? Is it cold or is it?

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<v Speaker 1>It was? It was? It was nice, clear days. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was nice, mild and just crisp. It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really really nice. One thing I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>flew down on the New Zealand awesome Sunday night, flew

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<v Speaker 1>back the Jetstar fucking feral?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it because Jet Stars Jetstar and everyone just thinks

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<v Speaker 1>it's a feral whatever, So I'm going to be feral.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>See, I think that New Zealand is like using this

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<v Speaker 3>family's house or you know, or a friend's house, and

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<v Speaker 3>Jet Stars just like going to a urine at a stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>Are just like.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone's already passed on the floor. So while am I

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<v Speaker 3>not going to pass on the floor, there goes any

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<v Speaker 3>future promotional opportunities within with the Jetstar.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to play Devil's advocate and say I think

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<v Speaker 2>Jetstar gets a bad rap. And I think people when

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<v Speaker 2>they first started, they had they had a bad run.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember it was like cancelation afterlation, delay after delay. I

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<v Speaker 2>will say, the last few times I've flown with Jetstar,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't had any issues with them. They've got me

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<v Speaker 2>there on time. In fact, I remember a time when

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to get home to Queensland and there

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<v Speaker 2>was some weather that was delaying things and my flight

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<v Speaker 2>from New Zealand got canceled and Jetstar got me there

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<v Speaker 2>for the event that I was going down for. So

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<v Speaker 2>I will be forever indebted to jet Start for them

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<v Speaker 2>to spend Like I did think about that afterwards. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, maybe they were just like not ring on

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<v Speaker 2>the side of caution.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, And I guess, like my question is

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<v Speaker 1>do people like do people behave badly because of that?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it reminds me of when we've

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<v Speaker 2>when we moved when we moved out west, when we

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<v Speaker 2>bought our first house in messy. Loved messy and loved

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<v Speaker 2>living in messy, but it was almost like chicken or egg.

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<v Speaker 2>What came first? The people going to the to the

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<v Speaker 2>dairy and the supermarket in their pajamas or the idea

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<v Speaker 2>that you could do that because everyone was doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>so then everyone just kind of followed. And next thing

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<v Speaker 2>I knew I did it. He went to the.

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<v Speaker 3>In your pajamas.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I did once because the dairy is at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of our road, and I think I did

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<v Speaker 2>try out there on my pajamas once.

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<v Speaker 3>That is Matthew McLean. That is something that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's given me the act.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's one of those it's one of those things

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you follow behavior right.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we take weekend in Queenstown and that's that's me

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<v Speaker 1>done good, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a great weekend. I had a weekend full

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<v Speaker 3>of celebrations. I went to an eightieth birthday and I

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<v Speaker 3>went to a first birthday, all on the same day.

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<v Speaker 2>The circle of life.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight year old.

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<v Speaker 3>That just means likeings of the speechrum spectrum. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 3>you're almost dead and he's just been born. But yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I love a good first birthday. First birthdays and the

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<v Speaker 3>birthday of the parents. Like that's when the child is

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<v Speaker 3>in bed by like seven o'clock and the adults are

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<v Speaker 3>just like, oh well, go on to that perfect there's

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of cake done. Send them off to bed

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<v Speaker 3>and oh do we party? Oh it was like old days.

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<v Speaker 3>The wines went down, the beers went down, we had Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we had a thrilling old time gorgeous And the idea

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<v Speaker 3>is good catering. Yeah, really good, really good catering.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in charge of driving, so I didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>it as hard as other people in my household. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was good fun. That it was actually at a

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<v Speaker 3>retirement village itself, like in the I won't say where

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<v Speaker 3>it was, but it was in like the common room

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<v Speaker 3>area of a retirement village. Fact, they've got fence in

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<v Speaker 3>their old ajh. It was lovely. I still think that

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<v Speaker 3>there is a room for like them for our age.

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<v Speaker 3>Down to the games room, they're like games room had

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<v Speaker 3>a PlayStation in it. I was like, impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love that. Also, I've spent I've spent a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of time at retirement villages in my previous job. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and I actually wouldn't spend a whole night, little bit

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<v Speaker 2>night and then you and then you got going to

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet in the middle of the night by the

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<v Speaker 2>guy nude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, famously, so go to the dairy and pajamas, don't

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with any pajamas on, absolutely perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>So you like day pajamas like my Comfy's. Yeah, actually

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<v Speaker 2>I've ditched the pajamas now and now it's just tracksuit,

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<v Speaker 2>just long around a.

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<v Speaker 1>Pair of grays, just with the bits, slopping around, whether

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<v Speaker 1>your dick hanging out and if you've got a manji

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<v Speaker 1>can we with grape? My god?

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<v Speaker 2>So the thing I will say about Retirement Village is

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<v Speaker 2>paors boys at their happy hours, they are very generous

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<v Speaker 2>with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine us three and like our group of

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<v Speaker 1>friends all in retirement. But when we get to that

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<v Speaker 1>age fucking match that she can't wait so loud. I

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<v Speaker 1>can definitely wait.

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<v Speaker 2>I could.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to say I couldn't mate, but I can

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<v Speaker 1>wait for it now. But it would be so much fun.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be a lot of fun and prockets.

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<v Speaker 2>What's news At the I had a reasonably chilled Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday because I had a very big Friday for work.

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<v Speaker 2>We have been asking people to nominate their community halls

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<v Speaker 2>around the country and we picked a winner, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we went down and threw a whole ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nice, it went off.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine. Where was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Just outside of Raglin fantastic. So here's a few things.

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<v Speaker 2>So first of all, man, they just they went hard,

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<v Speaker 2>and they went hard early. So come eight o'clock there

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<v Speaker 2>were some very very happy, excited people on the dance floor.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, potentially the proximity to the Raglan area meant that

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<v Speaker 2>there were like a fear few things on off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so that was quite funny. I did put my foot

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<v Speaker 2>in it though, and I've realized that this is becoming

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>habit for me. So there was this guy that I

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<v Speaker 2>was talking to is actually quite cute. Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 2>a local teacher as well.

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<v Speaker 3>A teacher.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've made a fear few primary school teachers over

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<v Speaker 2>my years, and there's something really sexy about a guy

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<v Speaker 2>that teaches kids. I don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? Oh, well, look I'm from experience.

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<v Speaker 3>From from experience, I think it's the nurturing nature. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's just like having a job that actually matters

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<v Speaker 3>versus We're not all about jobs, I should say, but

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<v Speaker 3>you know, actually going and making a difference in somebody's life.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's quite attractive.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus in a position of right head master.

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<v Speaker 2>The role play scenario is less. Anyway, I was talking

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<v Speaker 2>to this guy who was quite in the quite in

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<v Speaker 2>the traiti teach hair, and I was in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of conversation with him, and I saw that he had

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<v Speaker 2>something on his jacket, And you know, like, isn't it

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<v Speaker 2>just common courtesy or common politeness to kind of point

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<v Speaker 2>it out when someone's got something on their face or

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<v Speaker 2>something on their clothes or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, he is going into copper field, like genuinely must Right,

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<v Speaker 3>do you work out around here?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to wax another board?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just from carrying the hopes and dreams and

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<v Speaker 3>aspirations of children.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you tell me more in the class? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I genuinely thought like he had a bit of fluff

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<v Speaker 2>on his jacket or something, and so I said. I

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<v Speaker 2>were mid conversation and I stopped him, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry, I've just got to grab this thing

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<v Speaker 2>off your jacket. And I went to grab it and

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<v Speaker 2>then realized it was not a bit of fluff. It

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<v Speaker 2>was she just a hole in his jacket. And what

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<v Speaker 2>I thought was the fluff was just this white collared

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<v Speaker 2>shirt poking. And then I pointed it out and then

0:22:15.424 --> 0:22:17.984
<v Speaker 2>it got awkward and embarrassing, and he was like, oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a just a hole in my jacket, got

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<v Speaker 2>a teacher and no money. Yes, And I just I

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<v Speaker 2>felt so embarrassed. And I have to tell you this

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<v Speaker 2>is not the first time this has happened, even this year,

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<v Speaker 2>where I have pointed something out to someone and then

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<v Speaker 2>only to be humbled very quickly. I should I tell

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<v Speaker 2>this story. I was talking to a girl, a woman,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were we were in a like bar setting,

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<v Speaker 2>and her voice was very raspy, and I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>she'd had a big night out on the turks the

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<v Speaker 2>night before. And I said, I said, what have you

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<v Speaker 2>It was like big night last night. Her friend goes,

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<v Speaker 2>this is so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Her friend said, no, no, no, no, no. She had

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<v Speaker 2>throat cancer a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I meant to be fear one of the advantages of

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<v Speaker 3>having throat cancer that you have got enough of this

0:23:27.344 --> 0:23:28.944
<v Speaker 3>sits and someone tries to hit you about your voice,

0:23:29.064 --> 0:23:33.544
<v Speaker 3>just to be like I throat cancer. The poor moment

0:23:33.584 --> 0:23:34.464
<v Speaker 3>that got me in the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Shall I tell you another one?

0:23:37.424 --> 0:23:40.744
<v Speaker 1>The old blew me away?

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<v Speaker 2>Shall I tell you another one? A guy got into

0:23:44.144 --> 0:23:46.264
<v Speaker 2>a left. This was a couple of years ago. A

0:23:46.304 --> 0:23:49.224
<v Speaker 2>guy got into a left and he had a like cain,

0:23:49.544 --> 0:23:51.064
<v Speaker 2>like a walking stick. But he was young like he

0:23:51.264 --> 0:23:55.024
<v Speaker 2>was would have been in his and I thought he

0:23:55.064 --> 0:23:56.984
<v Speaker 2>had like tripped over and sprained his ankle or something.

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<v Speaker 2>So I said, what have you done?

0:24:04.944 --> 0:24:05.264
<v Speaker 1>A stick?

0:24:07.904 --> 0:24:07.944
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:24:09.224 --> 0:24:14.944
<v Speaker 2>Sell you. It's becoming a real heabit. And Ryan's like,

0:24:15.064 --> 0:24:18.424
<v Speaker 2>why do you pulled it out? I feel you're like

0:24:18.504 --> 0:24:19.624
<v Speaker 2>the elephant in the room that.

0:24:19.624 --> 0:24:21.304
<v Speaker 1>You've taken your jacket off as well.

0:24:21.384 --> 0:24:26.064
<v Speaker 3>It's got really warm, and here it's an episode with

0:24:26.184 --> 0:24:31.024
<v Speaker 3>the guy with the male. He just can't He was like,

0:24:31.064 --> 0:24:32.184
<v Speaker 3>oh god, man with the cane, men.

0:24:32.104 --> 0:24:34.944
<v Speaker 2>With the many, Yeah, I feel your pain. So here's

0:24:34.984 --> 0:24:38.104
<v Speaker 2>the question. If a guy gets into a left with

0:24:38.184 --> 0:24:40.064
<v Speaker 2>a cane, or you're talking to a woman with a

0:24:40.144 --> 0:24:42.864
<v Speaker 2>raspy voice, would you, guys say something like would you

0:24:42.944 --> 0:24:45.824
<v Speaker 2>address the elephant in the room or would you absolutely not?

0:24:46.304 --> 0:24:49.664
<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't probably not, no, really no.

0:24:49.904 --> 0:24:52.984
<v Speaker 1>Definitely the person and the left with a cane, I

0:24:53.104 --> 0:24:54.744
<v Speaker 1>just wouldn't say anything.

0:24:56.664 --> 0:24:59.464
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean not to make I can't make it

0:24:59.464 --> 0:25:02.304
<v Speaker 3>feel better. I was honestly, I think maybe I understand

0:25:02.864 --> 0:25:07.464
<v Speaker 3>a hot teacher with that with the function, Yeah, that

0:25:07.664 --> 0:25:10.024
<v Speaker 3>was that was more I think there was more instant

0:25:10.064 --> 0:25:12.264
<v Speaker 3>than the other two. Yeah, and he'd have been like, oh,

0:25:12.424 --> 0:25:14.064
<v Speaker 3>like he's just taking this opportunity to touch me up.

0:25:14.144 --> 0:25:15.824
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, maybe I just didn't have it.

0:25:16.344 --> 0:25:18.344
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't stress about I wouldn't lose sleep, I wouldn't

0:25:18.344 --> 0:25:22.224
<v Speaker 1>do the three three am anxiety. You know that you've

0:25:22.304 --> 0:25:25.664
<v Speaker 1>picked his shirt, because that's a You have been genuine

0:25:25.824 --> 0:25:27.264
<v Speaker 1>and authentic about the.

0:25:27.304 --> 0:25:28.024
<v Speaker 2>Other two though.

0:25:30.104 --> 0:25:31.664
<v Speaker 1>Inside voices sometimes.

0:25:34.064 --> 0:25:37.704
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, see them at the latest agent like into

0:25:37.704 --> 0:25:42.504
<v Speaker 3>the lift. You again, you're not paying way too much brain.

0:25:42.544 --> 0:25:45.704
<v Speaker 2>Actually, maybe our gators have instances of putting their foot in.

0:25:45.744 --> 0:25:49.544
<v Speaker 3>There's a group of people that have put their definitely

0:25:49.624 --> 0:25:50.224
<v Speaker 3>our gators.

0:25:50.744 --> 0:25:52.344
<v Speaker 2>So mate, we'll put that up on the on the

0:25:52.424 --> 0:25:54.344
<v Speaker 2>social tiles and we'll get a little I.

0:25:54.384 --> 0:25:58.544
<v Speaker 1>Was actually talking about a lift. Yeah, I got stuck

0:25:58.584 --> 0:26:01.144
<v Speaker 1>in the be one of the beehive lifts once the

0:26:01.504 --> 0:26:04.464
<v Speaker 1>kind of power generator, and then Cardle Wellington stopped.

0:26:04.184 --> 0:26:04.904
<v Speaker 2>And on the lift.

0:26:05.384 --> 0:26:10.384
<v Speaker 1>I was in the lift with the parliamentarian Liberian. I'd

0:26:10.424 --> 0:26:12.624
<v Speaker 1>been stuck in the left is like shit, yeah, but

0:26:12.704 --> 0:26:15.744
<v Speaker 1>he'd been stuck in the left and behive with a Liberian.

0:26:16.504 --> 0:26:17.824
<v Speaker 1>You couldn't ask for anything worse.

0:26:18.104 --> 0:26:20.704
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, what's your knowledge of the jeuodecimal system?

0:26:22.624 --> 0:26:23.424
<v Speaker 1>Does he in the library?

0:26:23.464 --> 0:26:25.424
<v Speaker 2>Then? And how long are we talking?

0:26:25.504 --> 0:26:25.624
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:26:25.864 --> 0:26:30.584
<v Speaker 1>Well, fifteen twenty minutes? And then kind of started to panic.

0:26:30.824 --> 0:26:33.584
<v Speaker 1>I didn't the liberian did, and tried to open the

0:26:33.664 --> 0:26:36.904
<v Speaker 1>door set to calm her down. Oh, you would be

0:26:37.024 --> 0:26:39.584
<v Speaker 1>And I did have an inside voice say to myself,

0:26:39.904 --> 0:26:44.464
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure there's a book for this, but I wanted

0:26:44.504 --> 0:26:45.304
<v Speaker 1>to say it, but I didn't.

0:26:45.424 --> 0:26:47.024
<v Speaker 2>You would be a cut, you would be a coming

0:26:47.064 --> 0:26:49.544
<v Speaker 2>influence in those situations, it.

0:26:49.664 --> 0:26:50.424
<v Speaker 1>Was fuck all you can do?

0:26:50.624 --> 0:26:52.304
<v Speaker 3>No, I got stuck in the left ones I met

0:26:52.384 --> 0:26:53.824
<v Speaker 3>and I were on holiday and I got stuck in

0:26:53.864 --> 0:26:56.824
<v Speaker 3>the left. But the more nerve wracking thing was that

0:26:56.864 --> 0:26:58.384
<v Speaker 3>we were going back upstairs. We've been out for a

0:26:58.424 --> 0:27:01.304
<v Speaker 3>big day of shopping, and I had number twosow.

0:27:02.824 --> 0:27:03.704
<v Speaker 1>He down, bump up.

0:27:07.144 --> 0:27:14.184
<v Speaker 3>She was breaching. It was horrific speaking of Liberians, I

0:27:14.304 --> 0:27:17.784
<v Speaker 3>see in the document and thanks to the reminder, are

0:27:17.824 --> 0:27:19.384
<v Speaker 3>you about to go into one of the most special

0:27:19.424 --> 0:27:19.984
<v Speaker 3>weeks of the year?

0:27:20.264 --> 0:27:22.464
<v Speaker 1>Really? Did you like my spelling? I reread it before

0:27:22.864 --> 0:27:25.064
<v Speaker 1>in the I don't think it's spelled. Libran's right.

0:27:25.464 --> 0:27:26.784
<v Speaker 2>I thought there was a purposeful thing.

0:27:27.064 --> 0:27:28.824
<v Speaker 1>Was a mistake that was definitely purpose What is that

0:27:28.944 --> 0:27:32.504
<v Speaker 1>like your inside boys coming out? Do you know how

0:27:32.544 --> 0:27:32.944
<v Speaker 1>to spell?

0:27:35.024 --> 0:27:35.064
<v Speaker 2>So?

0:27:35.224 --> 0:27:37.304
<v Speaker 1>Birthday week weak birthday week.

0:27:37.544 --> 0:27:38.664
<v Speaker 3>We're allowed to know how we are.

0:27:38.864 --> 0:27:43.024
<v Speaker 2>I'm happy to say after you, I'm tuning thirty eight.

0:27:44.504 --> 0:27:45.104
<v Speaker 1>Great age.

0:27:45.384 --> 0:27:46.624
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a great age.

0:27:47.464 --> 0:27:50.944
<v Speaker 1>I am tuning forty two, forty two, thirty eight, forty

0:27:51.024 --> 0:27:55.384
<v Speaker 1>two and she's around like masters. I wish.

0:27:56.704 --> 0:27:59.104
<v Speaker 3>That's very exciting. I do like birthdays. Both these are

0:27:59.104 --> 0:28:01.264
<v Speaker 3>a great time of the year. Well, just like that

0:28:01.344 --> 0:28:02.664
<v Speaker 3>one time of the year where you can actually just

0:28:02.744 --> 0:28:05.664
<v Speaker 3>lean back and be like, yeah, I will take this

0:28:05.744 --> 0:28:06.744
<v Speaker 3>love that's been given to me.

0:28:07.264 --> 0:28:10.224
<v Speaker 2>I'm not concerned about Like, I don't care about getting old.

0:28:10.224 --> 0:28:13.624
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I don't have existential crisises or anything like that.

0:28:14.224 --> 0:28:17.704
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. Weirdly for someone who like does quite enjoy

0:28:17.744 --> 0:28:20.864
<v Speaker 2>the spotlight. I'm kind of neither here nor there about birthdays.

0:28:21.104 --> 0:28:25.064
<v Speaker 3>Really, I'm a season sort of guy, like a birthday season.

0:28:25.544 --> 0:28:26.264
<v Speaker 2>I'm really not.

0:28:26.784 --> 0:28:28.464
<v Speaker 1>I'm the same, like it's a day and it's great

0:28:28.504 --> 0:28:30.584
<v Speaker 1>and thank you for all the love and it's great,

0:28:31.064 --> 0:28:32.504
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not I never.

0:28:32.424 --> 0:28:35.424
<v Speaker 2>Do anything crazy with a very quiet little dinner with

0:28:35.544 --> 0:28:37.024
<v Speaker 2>Ryan or maybe.

0:28:37.064 --> 0:28:39.784
<v Speaker 1>Brian's birthday as well, wasn't it in a couple of weeks? Yeah,

0:28:40.424 --> 0:28:44.304
<v Speaker 1>October night and then it's Carls on Friday. It's true,

0:28:44.424 --> 0:28:48.704
<v Speaker 1>And yours is Thursday minus Saturday Saturday, and when yours Sunday.

0:28:49.224 --> 0:28:52.384
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it's a week end of it. What are we

0:28:52.424 --> 0:28:54.384
<v Speaker 3>doing for your birthdays? What are you doing for your birthday?

0:28:54.464 --> 0:28:54.544
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:28:54.544 --> 0:28:56.304
<v Speaker 2>Today, Well I'm actually away.

0:28:57.664 --> 0:29:00.704
<v Speaker 1>We've been so busy we ever made any plans. Oh,

0:29:00.784 --> 0:29:02.784
<v Speaker 1>you can get bit for some blow job in mid

0:29:04.104 --> 0:29:07.744
<v Speaker 1>no comment, but we definitely lea You guys know, if

0:29:07.784 --> 0:29:12.424
<v Speaker 1>we do something, it happens.

0:29:13.184 --> 0:29:15.224
<v Speaker 3>If we're turning around to give you a birthday present.

0:29:16.224 --> 0:29:17.784
<v Speaker 3>I was doing the chair and I put pockets up.

0:29:19.144 --> 0:29:20.944
<v Speaker 1>No, you know, if we do drinks or something on said,

0:29:21.384 --> 0:29:23.144
<v Speaker 1>we'll just leave. You know. You know it's neither here

0:29:23.184 --> 0:29:24.224
<v Speaker 1>nor the what we're going to do.

0:29:24.784 --> 0:29:26.904
<v Speaker 3>Well, we should tell our gators. We'll remind our gains

0:29:26.944 --> 0:29:28.544
<v Speaker 3>that we're actually having a week off next right.

0:29:28.544 --> 0:29:31.544
<v Speaker 2>We are. I would I would love to be there

0:29:31.584 --> 0:29:32.464
<v Speaker 2>for birth day.

0:29:32.384 --> 0:29:34.664
<v Speaker 3>Drinks, but yeah, he's on holiday.

0:29:34.704 --> 0:29:37.024
<v Speaker 2>We're going to Australia. Yeah.

0:29:38.304 --> 0:29:38.544
<v Speaker 1>Nice.

0:29:39.184 --> 0:29:41.344
<v Speaker 2>We going to sitting see my sister for a couple

0:29:41.384 --> 0:29:42.584
<v Speaker 2>of days and then we hit into.

0:29:44.424 --> 0:29:45.144
<v Speaker 3>It's big rock.

0:29:45.544 --> 0:29:48.064
<v Speaker 2>It's called rock. Yeah right here is wrong, he is.

0:29:50.104 --> 0:29:52.664
<v Speaker 2>It's It's kind of like a bucket list thing. But

0:29:52.704 --> 0:29:55.504
<v Speaker 2>it's also one of those things where I feel like

0:29:56.064 --> 0:29:58.304
<v Speaker 2>I've forever thought, man, it would be a cool place

0:29:58.384 --> 0:30:01.704
<v Speaker 2>to go visit, but almost you know how often New

0:30:01.784 --> 0:30:05.264
<v Speaker 2>Zealanders never really visit their own backyard. We don't go

0:30:05.264 --> 0:30:08.704
<v Speaker 2>to Milford Sound, and you know, they don't do all

0:30:08.744 --> 0:30:11.904
<v Speaker 2>sorts of things in New Zealand. I feel like we're

0:30:11.984 --> 0:30:14.824
<v Speaker 2>kind of a little bit the same with Australia. We'll

0:30:14.824 --> 0:30:16.504
<v Speaker 2>go to we'll go to Melbourne, we'll go to Sydney

0:30:16.544 --> 0:30:18.904
<v Speaker 2>and we'll go to the Goldie. We might venture a

0:30:18.944 --> 0:30:20.544
<v Speaker 2>little bit further up, we might go to Noosa or

0:30:20.624 --> 0:30:24.264
<v Speaker 2>Byron Bay. But we don't really really explore Australia no.

0:30:24.584 --> 0:30:26.264
<v Speaker 3>I mean also because it's like going to the other

0:30:26.304 --> 0:30:28.144
<v Speaker 3>side of the world. It's like, do you remember many

0:30:28.184 --> 0:30:30.304
<v Speaker 3>moons ago when we went to Perth for the weekend?

0:30:30.584 --> 0:30:32.984
<v Speaker 2>So long, so long, so long days.

0:30:33.984 --> 0:30:35.024
<v Speaker 1>It's like a nine hour flight.

0:30:35.144 --> 0:30:37.424
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we've got so we've got to go to Sydney,

0:30:37.464 --> 0:30:39.744
<v Speaker 2>which is like three hours, and then it's a three

0:30:39.824 --> 0:30:43.744
<v Speaker 2>hour flight from Sydney to Alice Springs where where we

0:30:43.904 --> 0:30:45.944
<v Speaker 2>land it's just a six hour trip.

0:30:54.064 --> 0:30:56.344
<v Speaker 1>We talked about Mitchell Boons a couple of episodes ago

0:30:56.704 --> 0:31:01.944
<v Speaker 1>Australian Lovely for photographs of Ularu. It might be around.

0:31:02.104 --> 0:31:05.104
<v Speaker 2>I'll go do some I'll go do some research before

0:31:05.144 --> 0:31:05.584
<v Speaker 2>I get there.

0:31:05.744 --> 0:31:09.584
<v Speaker 1>He is around, don't don't say or do anything awkward,

0:31:09.664 --> 0:31:11.384
<v Speaker 1>Like if he's got a hole in his jacket, don't

0:31:11.384 --> 0:31:11.704
<v Speaker 1>poke it.

0:31:12.664 --> 0:31:14.704
<v Speaker 2>It would be nice to poker's whole.

0:31:17.024 --> 0:31:20.264
<v Speaker 1>But a cheeky grab of the bicycle or something's fine. Sure,

0:31:20.664 --> 0:31:22.424
<v Speaker 1>what about like, oh, I think you've got something just

0:31:23.224 --> 0:31:25.464
<v Speaker 1>sort of here. It's like poking through. It's your nipples?

0:31:26.584 --> 0:31:29.424
<v Speaker 1>Is that that's a huge lizard and your crutch.

0:31:30.704 --> 0:31:32.904
<v Speaker 3>Would be so amazing. It's so amazing to see him.

0:31:33.384 --> 0:31:35.744
<v Speaker 3>Also that other photographer friend of yours in Australia, aren't

0:31:35.744 --> 0:31:39.264
<v Speaker 3>they It's a real heart back, a real good game.

0:31:40.064 --> 0:31:45.304
<v Speaker 2>The guy that wants to take them take my portrait trup. Oh,

0:31:46.824 --> 0:31:48.704
<v Speaker 2>I'll reach out to him. I can't even remember where

0:31:48.704 --> 0:31:50.264
<v Speaker 2>he is, but he is in Australia somewhere.

0:31:50.984 --> 0:31:52.544
<v Speaker 3>I would love to see what it's supposed to be,

0:31:52.584 --> 0:31:55.224
<v Speaker 3>probably but culturally in the sensitive to do some nerds up.

0:31:55.224 --> 0:31:58.744
<v Speaker 3>It's quite spiritual.

0:31:58.864 --> 0:32:01.184
<v Speaker 2>Does look like a really coll place to us, truly.

0:32:01.544 --> 0:32:04.464
<v Speaker 2>We had to do any filming there, even just on

0:32:04.544 --> 0:32:10.784
<v Speaker 2>your phone. We had to sign like consent form here

0:32:11.584 --> 0:32:13.544
<v Speaker 2>and we have to have like a guide with us

0:32:13.624 --> 0:32:17.264
<v Speaker 2>to do any filming there. So it's such a great time.

0:32:17.304 --> 0:32:19.144
<v Speaker 2>It's going to be amazing. But yeah, we can't wait

0:32:19.224 --> 0:32:21.104
<v Speaker 2>to go to Ularu. So I'll report back. Yes, we

0:32:21.184 --> 0:32:26.024
<v Speaker 2>are away next week, you're away. Yeah, I'm going to Hawaii, Hawaii, Yeah,

0:32:26.064 --> 0:32:28.584
<v Speaker 2>which I'm really excited about. I'm working on a beautiful

0:32:28.584 --> 0:32:31.664
<v Speaker 2>feature film called Tina. It's premier at the Hawaiian International

0:32:31.704 --> 0:32:33.424
<v Speaker 2>Film Festival. So I'm going out there to help out

0:32:33.424 --> 0:32:34.384
<v Speaker 2>with a little work stuff.

0:32:35.024 --> 0:32:37.904
<v Speaker 3>And then oh, mate and I we've had a shagging

0:32:37.984 --> 0:32:39.864
<v Speaker 3>wagon and we're doing a little trip around the island.

0:32:40.224 --> 0:32:43.784
<v Speaker 3>Baby blue big four transit incredible. If the vans are

0:32:43.824 --> 0:32:46.104
<v Speaker 3>knock and don't come rocking all the other version there,

0:32:46.184 --> 0:32:49.704
<v Speaker 3>if the vans of rock and don't come knocking. So

0:32:49.904 --> 0:32:53.464
<v Speaker 3>my speeders at the ready and I cannot wait oh.

0:32:53.504 --> 0:32:55.624
<v Speaker 1>And it's such a good time to go away when

0:32:55.664 --> 0:32:58.704
<v Speaker 1>we're just having the most worse weather. Yeah, you know

0:32:58.824 --> 0:33:00.984
<v Speaker 1>this one. What's really wet on Monday? Now, isn't it

0:33:01.104 --> 0:33:02.864
<v Speaker 1>so well done? That's gonna be exciting? Thank you?

0:33:03.024 --> 0:33:05.264
<v Speaker 3>And for ragators that I have got kids. And obviously

0:33:05.424 --> 0:33:09.944
<v Speaker 3>it's school holidays next day. Good luck because it's a

0:33:09.984 --> 0:33:12.184
<v Speaker 3>hard one Sat especially, we have to keep working.

0:33:13.264 --> 0:33:16.544
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, can I rip through a couple of pieces

0:33:16.544 --> 0:33:20.544
<v Speaker 2>of correspondence we had this week? They are on wildly

0:33:20.584 --> 0:33:22.784
<v Speaker 2>different ends of the spectrum, So shall I start with

0:33:22.824 --> 0:33:23.664
<v Speaker 2>a nice one first?

0:33:23.744 --> 0:33:25.344
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely start with the nice, finish with that.

0:33:25.904 --> 0:33:27.984
<v Speaker 2>The nice one is just a response to you. You

0:33:28.024 --> 0:33:31.184
<v Speaker 2>will remember last week we had the wonderful Gator who

0:33:31.224 --> 0:33:34.064
<v Speaker 2>wrote to us about not feeling like he had really

0:33:34.104 --> 0:33:36.984
<v Speaker 2>found his tribe after it had come out, and not

0:33:37.064 --> 0:33:39.064
<v Speaker 2>really feeling like he had many gay friends, and was

0:33:39.104 --> 0:33:43.064
<v Speaker 2>this normal? Should he have gay friends or is it

0:33:43.144 --> 0:33:46.104
<v Speaker 2>okay to just, you know, live your life with the

0:33:46.144 --> 0:33:49.984
<v Speaker 2>friends that you've already got. We both we all shared

0:33:50.024 --> 0:33:53.504
<v Speaker 2>our experiences and basically said, you were this is not strange,

0:33:53.664 --> 0:33:56.064
<v Speaker 2>this is very normal. All three of us have lived

0:33:56.344 --> 0:33:59.984
<v Speaker 2>very similar experiences, very similar it really resonated with a

0:34:00.024 --> 0:34:01.104
<v Speaker 2>lot of our gators, didn't it.

0:34:01.184 --> 0:34:01.304
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:34:01.424 --> 0:34:03.464
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, there was some awesome feedback about it. And I

0:34:03.464 --> 0:34:05.144
<v Speaker 3>actually got home and I was telling made about it,

0:34:05.184 --> 0:34:06.504
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, it was so wild up about it,

0:34:06.704 --> 0:34:09.384
<v Speaker 3>and if you had an additional piece of advice, like

0:34:09.504 --> 0:34:10.904
<v Speaker 3>I think I kind of made this point. So I'm

0:34:10.904 --> 0:34:13.584
<v Speaker 3>probably actually just grown over old ground. But I was

0:34:13.624 --> 0:34:16.224
<v Speaker 3>thinking to myself one of the things that no one

0:34:16.304 --> 0:34:18.824
<v Speaker 3>ever really told me about, like the importance of gay

0:34:18.904 --> 0:34:21.344
<v Speaker 3>friends is when you get later in life and your

0:34:21.464 --> 0:34:24.784
<v Speaker 3>straight friends, situations change and if you don't have those

0:34:24.824 --> 0:34:30.744
<v Speaker 3>gay friends, it's quite lonely. So if nothing else, get

0:34:30.784 --> 0:34:33.264
<v Speaker 3>on those gay friends, because they'll be around when when

0:34:33.304 --> 0:34:35.744
<v Speaker 3>your other friends are happily occupied.

0:34:36.184 --> 0:34:38.744
<v Speaker 2>Eed, one of our wonderful gators posted in our Facebook

0:34:38.864 --> 0:34:41.784
<v Speaker 2>page and said a lot of things, but he said

0:34:41.824 --> 0:34:43.384
<v Speaker 2>I was definitely one of those guys who was out

0:34:43.424 --> 0:34:45.704
<v Speaker 2>but had no gay mates. I think it definitely helps

0:34:45.744 --> 0:34:49.144
<v Speaker 2>to there's an understanding that there that is important. But

0:34:49.304 --> 0:34:51.824
<v Speaker 2>don't worry. We come in all different varieties. I guess

0:34:51.824 --> 0:34:53.584
<v Speaker 2>what I'm trying to say is to the twenty four

0:34:53.704 --> 0:34:55.744
<v Speaker 2>year old who wrote and we fully hear what you're

0:34:55.784 --> 0:34:58.504
<v Speaker 2>saying you will find your own tribe within a collective.

0:34:58.904 --> 0:35:05.224
<v Speaker 2>It just takes time. We also heard from that gator,

0:35:05.264 --> 0:35:07.424
<v Speaker 2>the twenty four year olds who'd written for the advice

0:35:07.584 --> 0:35:09.344
<v Speaker 2>and he said, loved all your advice on the pod

0:35:09.384 --> 0:35:12.024
<v Speaker 2>and was super reassuring hearing that you'd all kind of

0:35:12.104 --> 0:35:16.064
<v Speaker 2>been through this feeling as well. Definitely resonated with you

0:35:16.144 --> 0:35:17.984
<v Speaker 2>all saying about being friends with a lot of girls

0:35:17.984 --> 0:35:20.984
<v Speaker 2>slash hetersexual people too, but how important it is to

0:35:21.024 --> 0:35:24.944
<v Speaker 2>make friendships within the community. Big into my fitness in sports,

0:35:24.984 --> 0:35:27.104
<v Speaker 2>so fully love the idea of trying a sport out

0:35:27.184 --> 0:35:30.304
<v Speaker 2>to meet people and connects that way. Definitely will give

0:35:30.384 --> 0:35:33.144
<v Speaker 2>some a goo and see where I find my tribe.

0:35:34.544 --> 0:35:34.824
<v Speaker 1>Best.

0:35:35.064 --> 0:35:37.864
<v Speaker 2>He did finish by saying best fagony aunts a boy

0:35:37.944 --> 0:35:40.624
<v Speaker 2>could ask, Oh, it is nice to say nice.

0:35:41.024 --> 0:35:42.464
<v Speaker 1>We'll see it teams swimming Thursday.

0:35:42.584 --> 0:35:43.704
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you go on Thursday.

0:35:43.784 --> 0:35:46.304
<v Speaker 2>You're going to give it a nude you Actually, Ryan

0:35:46.344 --> 0:35:47.264
<v Speaker 2>will be there, he's loving it.

0:35:47.624 --> 0:35:49.824
<v Speaker 1>Great, cool, you know it's going to be good. Yeah,

0:35:49.904 --> 0:35:52.424
<v Speaker 1>Karl's there tonight because it's a two save record on

0:35:53.384 --> 0:35:55.304
<v Speaker 1>so I'm going to It'll be my day for you.

0:35:56.224 --> 0:35:57.664
<v Speaker 3>Sher Falcon Spidos.

0:35:57.904 --> 0:35:59.624
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got a couple of sets of speedos. But

0:35:59.704 --> 0:36:01.784
<v Speaker 1>I tell you what the old Hanno, the Pocuo.

0:36:01.944 --> 0:36:07.904
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's why I'm going sim once you once you're

0:36:07.904 --> 0:36:10.024
<v Speaker 3>in the water now and whatever, and also reading for summers.

0:36:10.664 --> 0:36:12.104
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't think it's a.

0:36:13.944 --> 0:36:17.784
<v Speaker 1>It's a self conscious thing for me think, but.

0:36:17.864 --> 0:36:21.544
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's a team of like wildly outrageously.

0:36:22.224 --> 0:36:25.824
<v Speaker 3>I mean that was it, but this is we'll get canceled.

0:36:27.144 --> 0:36:29.944
<v Speaker 1>Joining to be part of the fitness regime.

0:36:31.144 --> 0:36:32.624
<v Speaker 2>Can I go with the other bit of feedback that

0:36:32.664 --> 0:36:33.304
<v Speaker 2>we got for it?

0:36:33.544 --> 0:36:34.304
<v Speaker 3>I think I know what that one.

0:36:34.624 --> 0:36:36.864
<v Speaker 2>This is off the back of I hosted the Hens

0:36:36.904 --> 0:36:39.024
<v Speaker 2>party for my friend and we talked about the fact

0:36:39.024 --> 0:36:41.384
<v Speaker 2>that this nude model came when we did the new

0:36:41.504 --> 0:36:43.744
<v Speaker 2>drawing correct Yeah, which was fun and a little bit

0:36:44.624 --> 0:36:47.144
<v Speaker 2>a little bit wild, but nothing too crazy, right, came,

0:36:47.304 --> 0:36:49.464
<v Speaker 2>got a stick out, we drew, he left.

0:36:49.944 --> 0:36:51.424
<v Speaker 3>I've just a quick one on this before we get

0:36:51.464 --> 0:36:54.504
<v Speaker 3>started into it. I got called out at work this

0:36:54.584 --> 0:36:57.424
<v Speaker 3>week because I went to send you boys and message

0:36:57.464 --> 0:36:59.264
<v Speaker 3>in the grip chat and I opened up WhatsApp on

0:36:59.344 --> 0:37:02.304
<v Speaker 3>my big computer screen, clicked the chat to go and

0:37:02.384 --> 0:37:05.024
<v Speaker 3>then what what do we say? It like full screen

0:37:05.104 --> 0:37:08.784
<v Speaker 3>resolution size is the penis with the baby in the back,

0:37:11.344 --> 0:37:12.744
<v Speaker 3>and the more I try to explain, but see that

0:37:12.824 --> 0:37:15.144
<v Speaker 3>there's a no. My team were like nah, and I

0:37:15.184 --> 0:37:16.344
<v Speaker 3>was like, okay, this is inappropriate.

0:37:16.424 --> 0:37:18.824
<v Speaker 2>Although they know what they know us, Yeah they don't.

0:37:19.264 --> 0:37:22.584
<v Speaker 2>They can't have been surprised. No, Anyway, we got a message.

0:37:23.464 --> 0:37:25.984
<v Speaker 2>We got a message from a gator who said, hey, team,

0:37:26.024 --> 0:37:29.024
<v Speaker 2>I've got a hen's party story for you. I wasn't there,

0:37:29.224 --> 0:37:32.384
<v Speaker 2>but my workmate was at her sister's Hen's party and

0:37:32.504 --> 0:37:35.224
<v Speaker 2>they had a nude model for a life drawing class.

0:37:35.784 --> 0:37:38.224
<v Speaker 2>He posed for everyone to draw him, including her mum

0:37:38.384 --> 0:37:42.504
<v Speaker 2>and aunties. And then at the end, and I have

0:37:42.584 --> 0:37:46.864
<v Speaker 2>to preface this by saying this is smutty, very smutty.

0:37:47.344 --> 0:37:48.224
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely so.

0:37:48.464 --> 0:37:50.504
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'd like to think you're not listening to

0:37:50.584 --> 0:37:52.464
<v Speaker 2>this with kids in the car at this point anyway, But.

0:37:52.624 --> 0:37:54.384
<v Speaker 3>I mean, well, otherwise you would know that it's decked

0:37:54.384 --> 0:37:54.824
<v Speaker 3>for breakfast.

0:37:58.024 --> 0:38:03.024
<v Speaker 2>About that anyway. Then at the end, he jerked himself

0:38:03.304 --> 0:38:08.664
<v Speaker 2>off and asked for a volunteer for the money shot,

0:38:09.264 --> 0:38:14.344
<v Speaker 2>where he proceeded to all over her boobs and face

0:38:14.664 --> 0:38:19.864
<v Speaker 2>in front of everyone. It definitely split the crowd.

0:38:22.064 --> 0:38:27.744
<v Speaker 3>It's so wild, like ridiculously world A few things. A

0:38:27.864 --> 0:38:30.984
<v Speaker 3>hen's party is obviously all of the people in the

0:38:31.064 --> 0:38:34.264
<v Speaker 3>bride's life that she loves, and that often includes sort

0:38:34.264 --> 0:38:37.864
<v Speaker 3>of your aunties, your mom, mother in law, all of it.

0:38:38.224 --> 0:38:44.904
<v Speaker 3>Nan could feasibly make it, would she be the volunteer.

0:38:49.304 --> 0:38:52.304
<v Speaker 3>But also the second part is, like, I mean, credit

0:38:52.384 --> 0:38:54.864
<v Speaker 3>to this hen. Obviously they've asked the volunteers and either

0:38:54.944 --> 0:38:57.424
<v Speaker 3>she's bitter run down and be like me thanks, or

0:38:57.544 --> 0:39:01.624
<v Speaker 3>she's taken one for the team. But it's quite I mean,

0:39:01.664 --> 0:39:02.624
<v Speaker 3>it's quite full on, isn't it.

0:39:02.744 --> 0:39:04.824
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I mean there's two kind of boundaries here, right,

0:39:05.504 --> 0:39:09.824
<v Speaker 1>The yeah, like the boundary of him going actually not

0:39:09.864 --> 0:39:10.504
<v Speaker 1>even offering it.

0:39:10.864 --> 0:39:11.064
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:11.344 --> 0:39:15.024
<v Speaker 1>The second boundary is is there a volunteer like that

0:39:15.104 --> 0:39:17.224
<v Speaker 1>should be a blanket? That would should have been a blanket. No.

0:39:17.904 --> 0:39:22.224
<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously the volunteer was fine and the.

0:39:22.384 --> 0:39:25.704
<v Speaker 1>Group setting though, because if the group was split right

0:39:26.184 --> 0:39:27.904
<v Speaker 1>to no one, yes, is that what you were saying?

0:39:27.944 --> 0:39:29.904
<v Speaker 2>That was spot I think it was a I think

0:39:29.984 --> 0:39:32.144
<v Speaker 2>the group was split in terms of is this an

0:39:32.184 --> 0:39:33.224
<v Speaker 2>acceptable thing? Yeah?

0:39:33.704 --> 0:39:37.224
<v Speaker 3>That's what Yeah, that's what I mean, Like waking up

0:39:37.384 --> 0:39:39.744
<v Speaker 3>in the morning with that level of anxiety, like you've

0:39:39.784 --> 0:39:41.384
<v Speaker 3>got your hair has a bit mattered.

0:39:41.144 --> 0:39:44.584
<v Speaker 1>And you're like and you were like, what happened last night?

0:39:45.024 --> 0:39:45.264
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:39:46.024 --> 0:39:47.104
<v Speaker 1>Too many Lindas.

0:39:47.344 --> 0:39:49.504
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it makes me feel like I haven't lived if

0:39:49.504 --> 0:39:49.904
<v Speaker 3>I'm honest.

0:39:49.984 --> 0:39:52.184
<v Speaker 1>No, I mean it's a great, it's a great.

0:39:52.424 --> 0:39:52.624
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:39:54.144 --> 0:39:56.824
<v Speaker 2>On the one hand, I do think, and this is

0:39:56.904 --> 0:39:59.664
<v Speaker 2>coming from me, I think it's too much a hens do.

0:40:00.024 --> 0:40:01.384
<v Speaker 3>Really. Yeah, okay, I.

0:40:03.624 --> 0:40:04.584
<v Speaker 1>I think it is as well.

0:40:04.704 --> 0:40:06.704
<v Speaker 2>I think it's too much of the hands do. But

0:40:07.144 --> 0:40:12.904
<v Speaker 2>would I have loved Absolutely, I would dine out on

0:40:13.104 --> 0:40:18.544
<v Speaker 2>that story for years. I'm already dining out told the

0:40:18.664 --> 0:40:21.224
<v Speaker 2>story too. And it's not even my story. It's not

0:40:21.304 --> 0:40:24.664
<v Speaker 2>even the gators story. Like she's sing someone else as.

0:40:24.544 --> 0:40:33.984
<v Speaker 1>Well, love them? Yeah, look, yeah, I think. Yeah, the experience,

0:40:34.064 --> 0:40:39.424
<v Speaker 1>the holes getting bigger, like you know what I mean

0:40:39.624 --> 0:40:44.104
<v Speaker 1>to be there, I mean gone, not good one.

0:40:44.904 --> 0:40:46.904
<v Speaker 3>You can only measure up pockets and being a straight

0:40:46.984 --> 0:40:50.944
<v Speaker 3>a student at all. I'm looking for a volunteer. Yes, sir,

0:40:52.064 --> 0:40:55.064
<v Speaker 3>might have been a teacher. Oh no, we can't say this.

0:40:55.944 --> 0:40:57.184
<v Speaker 2>You heard a couple of things in the dot do

0:40:57.184 --> 0:40:58.664
<v Speaker 2>you want to Oh?

0:40:59.024 --> 0:41:03.864
<v Speaker 3>Yes, First of all, This was supposed to be ages

0:41:03.864 --> 0:41:05.904
<v Speaker 3>ago because we missed. You know how we already got

0:41:05.904 --> 0:41:06.264
<v Speaker 3>at sports.

0:41:06.344 --> 0:41:09.744
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sports, sports, sports, so I missed.

0:41:10.064 --> 0:41:12.624
<v Speaker 3>So okay, it was this tingle with the Orbs. Have

0:41:12.664 --> 0:41:13.064
<v Speaker 3>you heard them?

0:41:14.264 --> 0:41:14.424
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:41:14.464 --> 0:41:16.664
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah. So a couple of weeks ago they played

0:41:16.744 --> 0:41:20.024
<v Speaker 3>in South Africa. Yeah, it was controversial game because they

0:41:20.304 --> 0:41:22.944
<v Speaker 3>flew a plane over the top of the Haka. They

0:41:22.984 --> 0:41:25.384
<v Speaker 3>apologized for it in the end, and then the game

0:41:25.424 --> 0:41:26.224
<v Speaker 3>didn't go our way.

0:41:26.744 --> 0:41:27.064
<v Speaker 2>Correct.

0:41:27.304 --> 0:41:31.584
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but we actually missed a really key moment of it,

0:41:31.624 --> 0:41:34.264
<v Speaker 3>which is part of the sort of opening ceremony and

0:41:34.384 --> 0:41:39.384
<v Speaker 3>a new content creator. So this gentleman here is by

0:41:39.424 --> 0:41:44.344
<v Speaker 3>the name of Justin. Oh, Justin can.

0:41:44.344 --> 0:41:45.984
<v Speaker 2>Get the paget I've got it.

0:41:46.064 --> 0:41:46.584
<v Speaker 3>What's his name?

0:41:46.744 --> 0:41:48.144
<v Speaker 2>Justin Dino Grebra.

0:41:48.624 --> 0:41:53.224
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so he did an amazing Afrikaans remix of The

0:41:53.304 --> 0:41:57.424
<v Speaker 3>Greatest Showman. Rips his pants off to a beautiful pair

0:41:57.504 --> 0:42:02.744
<v Speaker 3>of RSA speedos and then performs this incredible dance routine

0:42:02.784 --> 0:42:04.064
<v Speaker 3>to a very earwormy song.

0:42:04.704 --> 0:42:09.384
<v Speaker 2>He's cute, so cute, very cute.

0:42:09.184 --> 0:42:11.144
<v Speaker 3>And the more you watch it, the c gets and

0:42:11.184 --> 0:42:13.624
<v Speaker 3>then also you find other ones, like just watch the

0:42:13.704 --> 0:42:15.304
<v Speaker 3>start of it, and then you get a little bit

0:42:15.344 --> 0:42:20.024
<v Speaker 3>further in look at the one on the or next USA.

0:42:20.144 --> 0:42:28.344
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, we will share this to our We'll

0:42:28.384 --> 0:42:33.344
<v Speaker 2>share this to our socials. He's cute, It's incredibly cute.

0:42:33.984 --> 0:42:35.144
<v Speaker 3>And then what the other thing that I had? And

0:42:35.264 --> 0:42:38.304
<v Speaker 3>oh for a listener question, which wait to the end?

0:42:38.424 --> 0:42:39.184
<v Speaker 3>Where are we at the end?

0:42:39.224 --> 0:42:39.904
<v Speaker 2>We're at the end?

0:42:41.104 --> 0:42:42.464
<v Speaker 3>Time flies and you're having fun, isn't it.

0:42:43.144 --> 0:42:45.944
<v Speaker 1>Well first of all, well it's Ming and dixas tonight, so.

0:42:46.984 --> 0:42:51.984
<v Speaker 3>One's going home Menjeta, little Minjeta like a like a vine.

0:42:54.824 --> 0:42:58.984
<v Speaker 2>That's a stretch anyway, hit us with the listener.

0:42:59.304 --> 0:43:02.984
<v Speaker 3>So firstly, thank you very much for agatus, for being

0:43:03.064 --> 0:43:05.544
<v Speaker 3>so good, so many of your questions, and please it

0:43:05.584 --> 0:43:07.224
<v Speaker 3>gives us great content and always great to put on

0:43:07.264 --> 0:43:09.464
<v Speaker 3>the dock. So slide into the DMS you can be

0:43:09.664 --> 0:43:12.504
<v Speaker 3>and on as this person is so hello and on

0:43:14.704 --> 0:43:17.824
<v Speaker 3>uh omg, I was thinking about messaging the pod and on.

0:43:18.024 --> 0:43:20.784
<v Speaker 3>Obviously I'm in Europe at the moment and have left

0:43:20.824 --> 0:43:25.064
<v Speaker 3>behind my amazing boyfriend. The other day I bought an

0:43:25.144 --> 0:43:28.864
<v Speaker 3>app controlled fun toy and all the fun I had

0:43:28.904 --> 0:43:31.584
<v Speaker 3>in central Paris and him taken quite control. Cat control

0:43:31.904 --> 0:43:35.904
<v Speaker 3>was quite thrilling. So I've heard about this in theory

0:43:35.944 --> 0:43:39.304
<v Speaker 3>but never in practice. But my understanding is is that

0:43:40.424 --> 0:43:45.664
<v Speaker 3>this gentleman has got a little device that's he's perhaps

0:43:46.064 --> 0:43:49.344
<v Speaker 3>hiding in a safe place, sure, and it's controlled by

0:43:49.344 --> 0:43:51.824
<v Speaker 3>an app and his boyfriend all the way back in

0:43:51.864 --> 0:43:54.344
<v Speaker 3>New Zealand has got full control.

0:43:54.544 --> 0:43:57.064
<v Speaker 2>Over when it's turned on, how fast it goes. Wow.

0:43:57.424 --> 0:44:00.264
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So he's just out and about enjoying his day

0:44:00.544 --> 0:44:04.344
<v Speaker 3>and suddenly, oh, it's all happening. So the question was

0:44:05.144 --> 0:44:08.184
<v Speaker 3>question for the lads, we even done anything like this before?

0:44:08.624 --> 0:44:09.704
<v Speaker 3>And would you give it a go?

0:44:11.944 --> 0:44:15.904
<v Speaker 2>I've never done it. I've never even considered doing it.

0:44:16.144 --> 0:44:19.624
<v Speaker 2>But hearing that there's something quite sexy about that, isn't it?

0:44:19.744 --> 0:44:21.504
<v Speaker 3>It plays right into the power control thing.

0:44:21.544 --> 0:44:23.464
<v Speaker 1>Truly, doesn't technology? Great?

0:44:25.064 --> 0:44:26.824
<v Speaker 2>We're living it. What a time we're living in.

0:44:26.984 --> 0:44:29.264
<v Speaker 1>What a time we're living And that's fantastic for that

0:44:29.944 --> 0:44:33.384
<v Speaker 1>Gay to thank you for sharing your amazing story. That's great.

0:44:33.664 --> 0:44:35.344
<v Speaker 3>I feel like you have been like an absolutely no

0:44:35.424 --> 0:44:37.624
<v Speaker 3>way not for me. What about being on the other

0:44:37.704 --> 0:44:38.064
<v Speaker 3>side of it.

0:44:39.424 --> 0:44:41.984
<v Speaker 1>I think I haven't madeven mind up and this you've

0:44:41.984 --> 0:44:45.024
<v Speaker 1>put me on the spot. Okay, but I think that's

0:44:45.064 --> 0:44:47.664
<v Speaker 1>amazing that you can use technology to do that. We

0:44:47.704 --> 0:44:49.464
<v Speaker 1>need yack anyone's yeah, I'm so, I'm not.

0:44:49.584 --> 0:44:50.064
<v Speaker 3>I'm into it.

0:44:50.184 --> 0:44:52.544
<v Speaker 1>I'm definitely not yacking it. I think it's just marvelous.

0:44:54.504 --> 0:45:01.464
<v Speaker 2>I might. I might give it a go. I might

0:45:01.504 --> 0:45:08.664
<v Speaker 2>give it a go. Do it? Yeah, I love it. Yeah,

0:45:08.944 --> 0:45:12.304
<v Speaker 2>don't tell Ryan. I mean I'll tell Ryan. Don't tell

0:45:12.384 --> 0:45:14.824
<v Speaker 2>Ryan that we've discussed this on the podcast. Yes, we've

0:45:14.824 --> 0:45:19.384
<v Speaker 2>seen it swimming when you see teams on birthday says,

0:45:19.544 --> 0:45:25.984
<v Speaker 2>stays between friends. Okay, mayby birthday thrown up to high. Wow,

0:45:26.184 --> 0:45:26.984
<v Speaker 2>thank you for sharing.

0:45:27.304 --> 0:45:29.944
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no, I don't like kill it. That's awesome.

0:45:30.184 --> 0:45:32.384
<v Speaker 2>If any gators have also tried this.

0:45:33.864 --> 0:45:38.144
<v Speaker 3>And also fully and on like blindfolds everything, if you've

0:45:38.144 --> 0:45:40.544
<v Speaker 3>got any there's definitely a couple of participants in the

0:45:40.544 --> 0:45:41.784
<v Speaker 3>group that could be keen to give it a go

0:45:42.024 --> 0:45:46.224
<v Speaker 3>just for research, but sure, if you've got any brands, models,

0:45:46.304 --> 0:45:50.024
<v Speaker 3>particular things, please dons.

0:45:52.344 --> 0:45:54.944
<v Speaker 2>We are off next week. We're having just a little

0:45:55.024 --> 0:45:57.424
<v Speaker 2>chicky holiday, but we will be backing in the following

0:45:57.464 --> 0:45:59.584
<v Speaker 2>week and we look forward to seeing you there.

0:46:00.984 --> 0:46:01.304
<v Speaker 3>Bye.