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Speaker 1: The ZiT M podcast network, fle Haley's Little bit of Pod,

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Speaker 1: treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my macer's.

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Speaker 2: Rewards, Welcome to a little bit of porn, and welcome

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Speaker 2: to you to Flitch and welcome, welcome to you to Haley.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so welcome. Over the Over the Weekend went

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Speaker 2: to David Walliams from a Little Brother. He did that,

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Speaker 2: he came out, that's he opened the show as dressed

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Speaker 2: as Carol. Computer says, no, what did he do? Talk

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Speaker 2: to the audience and they asked them. He just kind

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Speaker 2: of introed the show as Carol and then played the

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Speaker 2: video and came back on stage. As it was just

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Speaker 2: a big Q and A. There was a podcast host

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Speaker 2: from Australia. It was kind of so we had like

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Speaker 2: quite good seats, kind of like in the middle of

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Speaker 2: the front bit nice and what it is square? Yeah, dame?

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Speaker 2: Did one of you two say it was in when

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Speaker 2: you'd caught it? Because we were about to all lime

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Speaker 2: scooter there and then someone's like you sure it's not

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Speaker 2: an antea square? And I was like, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I think I might have best Oh my god, year,

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Speaker 2: So you Hailey nearly made us all scootered to the

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Speaker 2: What was the installation that you had a photo at

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Speaker 2: the lights? It's an at square like some David Williams.

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Speaker 2: It's just some kind of Instagram council trap you post

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Speaker 2: on it did it worked? It work worked anyway. So

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Speaker 2: the show was about to start and in the middle,

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Speaker 2: like a couple of seats away from me, as a

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Speaker 2: guy there with his girlfriend, I would say, twenties hot

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Speaker 2: Hot gets out this metal thing and I'm like, weird,

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Speaker 2: what's that? And then it's kind of like different arms

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Speaker 2: on hinges. It's kind of like a tripod and he

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Speaker 2: attaches the bit to the seat and it's like and

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Speaker 2: then puts his phone facing the stage. You can't do that,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, you can't do that. And then I

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Speaker 2: said to my friend James next messaid James, look at

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Speaker 2: He's like, what's he thinking. You can't do that. You

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Speaker 2: can't do I said, of course, you can't do that.

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Speaker 2: You can't do that. Record like, you can't even like

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Speaker 2: there were signs saying no photography or video at all

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Speaker 2: during the show. You can't even get your phone out

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Speaker 2: and take a photo. I mean you could, but you're

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Speaker 2: not meant to oh, you'd leave the flash on that

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Speaker 2: and make a right.

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Speaker 1: God, that's happened to me once. I was doing a

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Speaker 1: comedy show and it was in it I got changed

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Speaker 1: into all these different outfits and I just did it

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Speaker 1: on stage. So in some of the show I was

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Speaker 1: just in a bra and undies and I remember seeing

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Speaker 1: this big.

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Speaker 2: Like what up? And I was like, who was that? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And it was someone who had taken a photo. Do

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Speaker 2: you remember those light because they're getting quite especially the

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Speaker 2: productions with nude scenes are getting very serious with late

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Speaker 2: those privacy bags and locked bags. Because that was the

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Speaker 2: actor from Gray's Anatomy with the massive wang.

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Speaker 1: And someone took a picture of that person that tape

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Speaker 1: that ye thank you for.

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Speaker 2: Breaching the protocols and the law. Yeah, that was Mcwang.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't that wang? Yeh stem mcwang wang? And everyone saw

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Speaker 2: his wang but this and I'm just like, oh, what's

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Speaker 2: he doing? And I'm like this isn't good because like

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Speaker 2: he's in the middle, and I'm like someone during the

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Speaker 2: show is now going to have to come down and

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Speaker 2: tell him to stop. And it's gonna they're gonna have

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Speaker 2: to come past us. It's gonna you're in the middle

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Speaker 2: of a round, so sure enough one of the ushes.

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Speaker 2: So what was he just did he just record the

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Speaker 2: whole thing recording because he had the tripod, he didn't

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Speaker 2: have to hold his phone and it was just like

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Speaker 2: set up behind the shoulders of the two people in

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Speaker 2: front of him, so he was getting a perfect view.

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Speaker 2: So weird from the middle. A few like weird, Ah,

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Speaker 2: it was appropriate. Well, I don't know, maybe because he

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Speaker 2: was maybe hadn't been too many live shows. Everyone knows

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Speaker 2: you can't bring your phone out. And so then this usher,

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Speaker 2: this lady had to come and you know those seats

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Speaker 2: you have to kind of get up, flip fifteen papers.

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Speaker 2: He was in the middle, like fifteen people had to

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Speaker 2: be like sorry, she's sorry, sorry, and she gets to

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Speaker 2: him tell you to tell him to not and then

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Speaker 2: she tells him to stop recording. And the look on

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Speaker 2: his face was just like I could not believe it.

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Speaker 1: He didn't understand why.

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Speaker 2: He could not understand it? I do with that? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well what like maybe yeah, like comedians get really upset

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Speaker 2: when people do this and like put their sets online, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: totally because they tore the same show.

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Speaker 1: And you're supposed to make it feel like you're just

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Speaker 1: telling that story that night. It's the art of comedy.

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Speaker 2: Are you wild? Oh my god? Who brings a triplod?

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Speaker 2: Just didn't kick him out? Yeah? People, I certainly to

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Speaker 2: think people are just fucking useless. People are actually out

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Speaker 2: of him mind. The pets rocks in their head, rocks

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Speaker 2: in their head and singleing on their body because they're

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Speaker 2: a cold child

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Speaker 1: And tell you what what's next.