WEBVTT - "Would You Rather Swim With A Shark Or With Poo?" 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:03.720 Live from the Export Bear Gardens studio in Wellington today 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:07.000 and brought to you by Export Ultra, the Bear for conferencing. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.440 This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the twenty sixth 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:11.000 of June. 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:16.759 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Tram, 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:18.759 brought to you by Next Sport Ultra. 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:22.200 Welcome morning Lane. This is one of the earlier records 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:24.480 that we've ever done. As it stands, we are sitting 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.200 in the foyer of a hotel and we are watching 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.280 the Uros. I think it's halftime at the moment, Slovenia 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:31.080 v England. 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:31.880 Yep, that's right. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:34.640 I did ask you the question, you know what's going 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.480 on in the the Euros? What what's going to happen 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:39.600 as the result of this game? And you said no idea, 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.920 no idea. Well I can tell you, okay. If England 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.440 beat Slovenia, they will top the group and then they 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:51.400 will play the third placed country from either group. 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:54.000 DC or are there how many groups are there too? 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:55.440 No? 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:59.560 Sorry question with that warning, okay. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.680 But the top two would matically go through and then 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:05.560 the top three top threes. It's quite confusing because I 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.720 don't think they've quite got the full numbers of a 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.200 World Cup, but I'm only really interested when it gets 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:13.440 to the playoffs for the final round of sixteen. Yeah, 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:17.800 that's right, but Slovenia also the soul of this match. 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:22.400 They could either qualify first last. Wow, does it depend 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.720 on how much they score or well, yeah, they need 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:28.560 to win convincing right, But they've ever been England, so 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.280 it's there all the halftime. This is I think euro 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:32.679 is going to get a little bit more interesting and 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.240 I think maybe next week we should probably get piny 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:39.080 on Is Jason Kyne that the voice of the round 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.080 Ball and the round Ball in New Zealand. Maybe get 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.280 them on to teach us again if maybe something want 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.800 to call the chat, maybe some just yeah throw out there, 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.720 because I think remember the Euros last time England made 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:54.560 the final and everyone got them behind it. Yeah, and 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.240 I think everyone look kind of hitches on that because 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:59.560 I don't think it was interested in the France Germany Euros. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:00.600 Final, no hundred percent. 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.480 And I think that there's a good little culture around 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.240 the Euros here in New Zealand because they play at 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.720 about six o'clock in the morning and so everyone goes 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.480 down to bars. As I mentioned, at the top were 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:16.320 in Wellington for the dB Annual Conference, and a large 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:18.600 contingent last night was saying that they were heading to 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:20.400 a pub around the corner to watch the games this morning. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.440 I don't know how many of them made it, just 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:24.000 based on the fact that they were still there. 0:02:23.840 --> 0:02:27.400 At closing time for two different venues last night. I 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:27.799 think that. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.880 A bunch of them wouldn't have made it. Yeah, us ourselves, 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:34.799 we haven't made it. We're just in the foyer of 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:35.239 the hotel. 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.359 Yeah, but they've got the furos on though, and they've 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.720 got the commentary on such. The reason they left another 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:44.440 pub was because I said that, yeah, there's no commentary. Also, 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:48.160 there was a curfew last night, an unofficial curfew at night, 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.680 is that right? And I just put it down by 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:55.720 the sales team dB sales team. There was when I 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.320 got two the other it was about half twelve. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:02.080 Yeah, well half twelve for you. Yeah, okay, jeez, that 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:05.560 probably puts me at about two three o'clock, ransacked the 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.760 mini bar, watched John work, and then fell asleep with 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.880 the curtains open, directly across the road from a giant billboard, 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:16.880 which explains the voice This morning, another fund ted bit 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:20.320 about dB not allowed to use Lime scooters and we 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.040 found out the reason for that last night. A young 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:26.799 bloke from the from the workforce, Oli was his name. 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.359 He had himself an injury. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:32.760 He came acropp it basically fifty meters away from the 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.360 hotel that he was staying at and he wasn't even 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:36.560 like trying to do a trek or anything. 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:37.360 He just went to park. 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:40.920 It slipped over and his collar bone basically exploded. We 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.840 saw the photos, We saw the there's a he's got 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:46.840 a giant scar, and we saw the X ray as well, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:48.680 and it was it was a goodie. 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:52.400 And as a result, Lime scooters are a band. Yes 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.440 on work trips, yeah, I mean we're not We're not. 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.480 No, we can use them and as I look around 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:00.400 there's probably a few people who could do with it 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:04.840 because we're Our hotel is on a main arterial route 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:05.680 for the commuters. 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.360 And I love a commute Wellington. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:11.240 They love a commute, a good walk, yeah they well, 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.000 I mean we're not far away from the train station. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:16.240 They love they love public transport down here in Wellington, 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.640 and and good on them. They've got a good public 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:22.200 transport system around here as well, so fear play to them. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.760 It's actual sport that's going on at the moment as well. 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:28.800 Lane Hayden Wild's gearing up for the Olympics. He was 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.880 asked if he's worried about the water quality in the 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.200 Sin River. He said, he's more worried about the shark. 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:36.560 Have you seen the movie on Netflix? There's a movie 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.880 on Netflix. Heath was talking about it on the podcast 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:42.880 the other day that it's based on the theory that 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:44.760 there was a shark that once swum up the Seine 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.520 River and it's given birth and now now there's a 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.200 population of sharks living on it. Because you know there's 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.679 all the catacombs in that around Paris, and the theory 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:55.800 is that there's a shark that lives in there. And 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:59.279 he was like, I'm not too worried about the post. Yeah, 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.600 the pose and the w water. It's the shark that's 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:04.640 gonna give me. That's the big concern. I think a 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.240 shark would be a great motivator if I was on 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:08.000 the swimming league. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:09.840 I think there's I think they have sun swim in 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:13.000 a lot of oceans, probably chance to eat by show one. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.480 Hundred percent well, and also more chance of getting poos 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:17.719 in your mouth, because would you. 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:19.880 Rather swim with a shark or swim with poose? 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:21.240 Poose? 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.120 Yeah, because I'm certain of I'm certain of swam with 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.840 poos before, and I've been okay, I don't know if 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.000 I've swum with the shark before. One time on a 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.880 snorkeling trip, I saw a couple of reef sharks. They 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:33.800 put the sheds up me, and I think that's about 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:35.840 as close i'd like to get. But I think we'd 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.000 probably we've probably all been within a couple of meters 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:38.920 of a shark at some point. 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.320 Yes, so you're saying that even if you did swim 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.880 with a shark, within moments, you'd be swimming with sharks. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.640 And yeah, I don't think you can have one without 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.760 the other, to be honest, Sharks and shit. Also, there's 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:51.920 been a lot made about the quality of the water 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:54.200 in the in the Sein for the Olympics coming up, 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:57.080 and I'm like, they're only in there for what like 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:58.360 half an hour maybe tops. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.520 They have spent a lot of money on cleaning it up. Yeah, 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:03.800 billions and billions of dollars, and pretty rightly so, ex 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.640 because it's it would it's been center to clean up, 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.800 clean a poos out of what? Yeah, what is a 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.760 kind of anational icon, I'd say almost. 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:16.400 Yeah, an international icon. But I just don't think that 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.840 any athlete would give a ship that this post. Like, yeah, 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:20.800 you're going to get crook later on, but you'll be 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:22.560 crooked with a gold medal hanging around your neck, you 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:24.520 know what I mean. Like, it's not it's not that 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:25.320 big an issue. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:25.600 Yea. 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.680 These guys have got bigger things to to consider themselves. 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:30.320 They did say, I did read about it, though. They 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:32.400 did say if the water quality is too bad, they're 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.000 just going to scrap the swim. 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:35.800 And it becomes a biathlon. 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.880 Yeah je e, Yeah, the biath isn't it. It's just 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:40.160 basically a cyclone run. 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:43.360 So then what happens If your strength is swimming, Wow, 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.640 you get the damn poo. If your weakness is swimming, 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:50.119 you be shipping at the top of the center going 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:55.960 into this before you hanging over the Yeah, yeah, you've 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.520 got your whole, You get your whole support crew just 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:00.560 hanging it off the back of it is at the 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:04.039 bridge where the padlocks go on. The bridge of love 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:06.440 is just hanging off there, just expressing your love into 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:09.680 the scent to give yourself an advantage. The next day, 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:11.840 speaking of poohs, it didn't expect it to be this 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:13.040 pooh focus this early. 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:13.320 In the morning. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:15.600 Did you see the four hundred meter runner who got 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:19.200 trapped in the toilets before qualifying for the Olympics. So 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:22.280 she is now that day she had a four hundred 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.640 meter hat. She is considered a relay specialist. Sheared the 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.800 opportunity to qualify in her own right to compete for 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:31.160 her own medal. But on the morning of the race, 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:34.080 she goes into a portaloo and the thing, the lock, 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:37.120 gets jammed and for ten minutes she's in this portaloo 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.280 just screaming because no one was around her. And eventually, 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:42.800 ten minutes later someone came and hit the jimmy the 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:44.680 lock to get her out of the thing. She then 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.480 gets to the starting line and wins the race, qualified 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:48.600 for the Paris Olympics. 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.680 I think this is a powerful story. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.440 Nothing more motivating than being trapped in a portal Look. 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:54.320 Yeah. 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:56.400 I also in that being down a bit of a 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.600 rabbit hole last night on Instagram as well. Seen that 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:01.840 music festival where they picked up a portalo with a 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:03.960 guy in it and carried him to the front of 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.720 the stage all on like almost like crowdsurfing, but. 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:07.960 With a portaloo with the jackass. 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:09.720 Yeah, and took them to the front of the stage 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:12.000 and we're just dancing around. He's opening up the lid. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:16.000 No, I didn't see that one, but I just think 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.760 that that must be quite a common occurrence, because you know, 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:20.840 I've done two half marathons. I know you've done a 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.640 few of yourself as well. The thing that I learned 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.600 about when I was doing those was nothing about myself 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:28.960 and my own personal limits or anything like that. It 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:32.000 was how hard people piss when they have to do 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.520 a half marathon or any kind of endurance thing. Because 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:38.320 the lines for the toilets. It'd be my one bit 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:40.160 of advice if anyone signing up for some sort of 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.880 endurance event, the lines for the toilets in the morning, 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:47.840 allow yourself an extra hour. Everybody's person, Yeah, everybody, and shit, well, 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.520 ten k's into one of the half marathons I did, 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:53.680 and I did two of them. I went into, stopped 0:08:53.679 --> 0:08:55.840 at one of the toilets, went in for a quick whiz, 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.240 and it was clocked with the biggest two I've ever seen, 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.040 and I was like, this is ten meters into either 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.679 a half marathon or a full marathon. So you're ten 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:08.439 kilometers into a run, and you ran those ten kilometers 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.960 with the monster on board. And it just made me 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:15.640 be so sick. One that it had happened, and two 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.120 that I was losing to someone that had run ten 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:23.880 ks with that I was losing to them by so 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:25.640 much that they had a chance to sit down and 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:28.320 snap on off, for it to fester a little bit, 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:29.439 and then me to get in there. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.319 Maybe they were like a race horse for you. You have 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:34.240 to weigh them down with a handicap. 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:35.880 That was sandbagging. 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.360 So I lost to someone who was sandbagging with you know, 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.240 probably about three kilos on board, to be honest with you, 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:45.200 ten carrots. Yeah, and it sat for so long, you 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:48.720 know that that sort of expands a lot of appreciate this one. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.120 When I was at boarding school, we used to we 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.439 used to have a thing called a dorm shit where 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.760 if someone took a ship that they thought could quite 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.959 possibly be the biggest ship in hostel history, they were 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.000 leave it there for the problem is they wouldn't tell 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.520 anyone about it till lunchtime. By that stage, it had 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:07.640 soaked and swelled up, and so people would be like, hey, 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.880 Joseph's done a done a dorm shit. Everyone needs to 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:13.480 check it out. And all of a sudden the mation's 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.079 like why is everyone running back up to the hostel 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.880 at lunch? I was like, well, between men, you, lou 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.839 Joe has done a monster dorm shit and it could 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.280 take out the record. One day the seventh formers came 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:25.920 down to have a look at it because they were like, 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.440 this could be this could be an all timer as 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.160 much as your year. We've never seen anything like it. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:32.360 It was like, how did that come out of a 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:38.080 human body? Arguably too much appochiet. Let's take a break. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:42.400 We'll come back and talk some more actual sports. All right, Well, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.240 welcome back into the flour of the Ridge's Hotel in Wellington. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:49.440 As it stands England still knil all with Slovenia could 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:51.960 not point to Slovenia on a map. I know that 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:53.440 Luka Doncic is from Slovenia. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:55.600 It's just it's around that bolted year, around that kind 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:57.600 of chick as the Vakia Croatia area. 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.760 Is it a former Yugoslav nation? 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:00.280 Yeah? 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.360 Yeah, okay, are they any good at football. 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:05.400 It's when I think it's when Slovenia played Croatia. Things 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:06.199 get head. 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:08.600 Right, Okay, well the crow it is just similarly such 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:10.560 a nice people. But I guess that's because all I 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:13.679 think of when I think of Croatia is sale Croatia 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:18.880 and people posting photos in their togs. Wow, but they're 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:23.199 probably actually quite a warter ornation. It's funny how you 0:11:23.240 --> 0:11:28.080 can rehabilitate your image. Actual, Shawn Johnson is out. He 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:31.480 has a bung achilles, and as we've discussed at nauseum 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:34.800 on this podcast, the achilles is the most terrifying injury 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:41.000 I have heard from a physiotherapist before that there's no 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:44.280 correlation between having a saw achilles or a saw calf 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:47.920 and actually snapping it. Yeah, very hard to believe that 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.120 when you have a saw. If you've ever had like 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:51.240 his saw achilles a. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.400 Saw calf, your presumption is it's on a knife. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.560 Yeah, Apparently that's not how it works, which is even 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.920 more terrifying. This is why the achilles scares the piss 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.080 out of me, because there's no you just hop out 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:02.640 of bed one day and then bang. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.920 Sniper one takes Sniper one takes. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.000 The shot and you're down. So a little bit of 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.960 concern around Seawn Johnson. Apparently he carried it through most 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:15.040 of the game on Saturday, so we'll chalk that sixty 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.680 six point hiding up to Shawn Johnson had a Bung 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.000 league and he's now out and he's copying a bit 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.760 on social media. I'm gonna be honest, it's kind of 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.480 sad to me that I was a little bit like, Okay, good, 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.280 he's out injured because he's sort of been in and out, 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.320 in and out, in and out injured a little bit slow. 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:36.520 And the thing about these guys is all professional athletes. 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.440 There's a reason why they have the you know, throw 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.679 the towel in and boxing because they'll never come out themselves. 0:12:41.920 --> 0:12:44.680 They will play until they can't until their head comes 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.040 off here. So they'll play through You'll play through the 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.840 Bung pick, You'll play through the Bung league, and webe 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:53.679 doesn't seem to like he'll never pull a player out 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.400 of the game either, So I think it's it's a 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.520 good thing that the injury's got to the point where 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.440 he's like, all right, got to take another four week off. 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.200 I think he might have rushed back a little bit 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:02.640 too early. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.040 Yeah, I've done a bit of Again, I did a 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:11.040 deep dive into achilles injuries and I don't But also 0:13:11.240 --> 0:13:14.400 there was a great video on how they repair an archilles. 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:16.600 Oh, I've seen this. They have to like braid the. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.280 Yeah, but they use a stick of celery and so 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.680 they chop the stick of celery for the demonstration, the 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.120 demonstration of how it goes together, and they show the 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.880 tools and the sewing of how they bring the two 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:31.080 bits of celery together. I've got it was a deep hole. 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.160 I've seen these as well, because there's a there's a 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:38.160 page on Instagram called nurl Physio and he explains injuries 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:40.480 and he's a physio and his best guesses as to 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.000 how they've done them, what they've done, the time table 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.360 for your favorite player to return as well. But he 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:50.880 uses the most disgusting animations of how it's done. And 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:54.160 it's like sewing together and yeah, there's like a braided 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:55.880 thread that they have to use. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.640 To pull the thing together. I actually don't want to 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:58.040 know that. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:13:59.840 Yeah, it was. It was basically they've got a stick 0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:02.240 of callery they bent around a foot and then they 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:06.000 snapped it and then and then they so yeah, they 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:07.960 they braided the side so it come. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.960 Together, Yeah, and then pull the whole thing together like 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.080 it's a rat tail. And then I've seen the ones 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:13.920 where it's like, here's how you fixing a cl So 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:16.120 I don't want to know that. Even if I do 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:17.560 my a CL I don't want to know that. I 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:19.320 know so many people have done it, and I was like, 0:14:19.360 --> 0:14:24.320 I didn't want to know anything about my own mortality 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.280 or how you fix me. Joe Jurry has fallen down 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:32.360 an Instagram rabbit hole of like Chinese workplace incidents, So 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.960 when something happens on a work site, they'll make a 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:39.520 three D animation of it if he's in these, and 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:42.520 then they show them to people at work sites as like, hey, 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.880 be careful, this is what could happen. But that's so 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:51.080 like specific and realistic, and they have like noises over 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:52.640 the top of them. So it'll be a dude who 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.920 you know, leaves the forklift and gear and then it 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.360 just runs someone through with the forks and then they 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.280 was just saying like who over the top of it, 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:03.440 And the first time he said, like what the I've 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.000 fallen down this rabbit hole as well, what the fuck 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:07.880 is this? And you can't stop and then all of 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.200 a sudden that's that's all that's in there, which, to 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.400 be fair, I could probably deal with at the moment 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.400 just looking at my own my own search history. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:20.240 England. Are they still in the Tea twenty World Cup? 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:25.240 They are the semifinals. South Africa will play Afghanistan. 0:15:25.920 --> 0:15:28.520 Oh yes, because of course Afghanistan knocked out Australia. 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.040 Yes. Today did they beat Bangladesh. It was an absolute 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:32.720 thriller that game. 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.760 Not least of all because you had about seventeen different 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:36.400 bets riding on. 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:40.960 I did a behalf of camel but right up to 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:42.840 why they were on and off for Rain, I think 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:46.280 about four or five times. A great incident. Jonathan Trott, 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:50.280 the former England player, as the coach of Afghanistan. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.960 And he knew how to get that gig. 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:55.280 He knew that rain was incoming and that they knew 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.840 they were at the time they were ahead on Duckley's 0:15:57.920 --> 0:16:00.640 vers so he was hoping that rain comes and it 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.880 gets canceled in afteris don't go through because it was 0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:06.280 really tight, and he's great footage of him just doing 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:09.160 the hands like slow down, slow things down, like to 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:12.760 the fielders and there's a great footage of a slip. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.680 First guy at first that looks over and sees Johnson 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:18.040 trot saying slow it down, and then he grabs his 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.920 handstring and drops to the ground. It's one of the 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:24.000 great it's one of the great pieces of footage. He grab. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.520 If any guy grabs, he goes to the ground and 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:31.640 starts writhing around in pain, and even his teammate. His teammate, 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.360 but she comes like what are you doing because she 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.000 can didn't see the whole slow down. He's like, what 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:36.480 are you doing? 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:37.400 He's rolling around, and. 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.280 Then he's up and he's pretending like he's pulled it, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.800 and he's limping around, and then an over lady who's browling. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:44.280 Everyone's looking at him. 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:45.920 At that stage, He's like, I can't say it out 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:48.520 loud now, but I've just been given the old ghost slow. 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:53.680 It's like if in rugby or like age group or whatever, 0:16:53.880 --> 0:16:56.920 not professional rugby, in the amateur game, if anyone needs 0:16:56.920 --> 0:17:00.200 to stop for for whatever reason, it comes to grahame 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:01.280 time proper, just go down. 0:17:01.320 --> 0:17:04.120 Oh yeah, it's just like me my bloody blah blah blah. 0:17:04.160 --> 0:17:07.280 Meanwhile, four week's just changing into some clean boots because 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:08.560 because they look sick. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.720 But yeah, so India and England are in one semi final, 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:17.200 Afghanistan and South Africa are in the other. So you'd 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:23.400 like to think that, you know, if Afghanistan can, if 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:27.760 they can, if they can knock over Africa, the biggest 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.840 choke of all time. But you know, Seffrians are a 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:32.800 you know, they love a good choke. They love to 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:33.560 be choked out. 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:39.240 And also, at what point in Afghanistan's history of knocking 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:40.920 people out in this world couple, we're going to stop 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:43.320 saying that it's a you know, a banana appeal or 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:44.760 that they've upset someone. 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:48.040 Obviously, the Tullybah massively twenty fans. 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:51.199 Yeah, I can't understand it is a big part of 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:54.080 it that there's massive variance in T twenty And if 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:57.399 you've got a superstar bowler and like a couple of 0:17:57.400 --> 0:17:58.840 decent batters, that's enough to win. 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:04.400 Yeah, And which is are they They're all over the place, 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:08.280 they're either turning, they're not bouncing. The conditions. You can't 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:11.040 get used to the same conditions. So it's perfect for 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:13.000 a team like Afghanistan to come in and it's a 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.919 complete wild, wild kind of Yeah, they got Rushi. Can 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:19.440 they've got their left armor. Who's got the most wickets 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.200 in the little Trent Bolt Mini. 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:23.359