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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the twenty sixth
Speaker 1: of June.
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Speaker 1: Welcome morning Lane. This is one of the earlier records
Speaker 1: that we've ever done. As it stands, we are sitting
Speaker 1: in the foyer of a hotel and we are watching
Speaker 1: the Uros. I think it's halftime at the moment, Slovenia
Speaker 1: v England.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's right.
Speaker 4: I did ask you the question, you know what's going
Speaker 4: on in the the Euros? What what's going to happen
Speaker 4: as the result of this game? And you said no idea,
Speaker 4: no idea. Well I can tell you, okay. If England
Speaker 4: beat Slovenia, they will top the group and then they
Speaker 4: will play the third placed country from either group.
Speaker 3: DC or are there how many groups are there too?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Sorry question with that warning, okay.
Speaker 4: But the top two would matically go through and then
Speaker 4: the top three top threes. It's quite confusing because I
Speaker 4: don't think they've quite got the full numbers of a
Speaker 4: World Cup, but I'm only really interested when it gets
Speaker 4: to the playoffs for the final round of sixteen. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's right, but Slovenia also the soul of this match.
Speaker 4: They could either qualify first last. Wow, does it depend
Speaker 4: on how much they score or well, yeah, they need
Speaker 4: to win convincing right, But they've ever been England, so
Speaker 4: it's there all the halftime. This is I think euro
Speaker 4: is going to get a little bit more interesting and
Speaker 4: I think maybe next week we should probably get piny
Speaker 4: on Is Jason Kyne that the voice of the round
Speaker 4: Ball and the round Ball in New Zealand. Maybe get
Speaker 4: them on to teach us again if maybe something want
Speaker 4: to call the chat, maybe some just yeah throw out there,
Speaker 4: because I think remember the Euros last time England made
Speaker 4: the final and everyone got them behind it. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I think everyone look kind of hitches on that because
Speaker 4: I don't think it was interested in the France Germany Euros.
Speaker 3: Final, no hundred percent.
Speaker 1: And I think that there's a good little culture around
Speaker 1: the Euros here in New Zealand because they play at
Speaker 1: about six o'clock in the morning and so everyone goes
Speaker 1: down to bars. As I mentioned, at the top were
Speaker 1: in Wellington for the dB Annual Conference, and a large
Speaker 1: contingent last night was saying that they were heading to
Speaker 1: a pub around the corner to watch the games this morning.
Speaker 1: I don't know how many of them made it, just
Speaker 1: based on the fact that they were still there.
Speaker 3: At closing time for two different venues last night. I
Speaker 3: think that.
Speaker 1: A bunch of them wouldn't have made it. Yeah, us ourselves,
Speaker 1: we haven't made it. We're just in the foyer of
Speaker 1: the hotel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they've got the furos on though, and they've
Speaker 4: got the commentary on such. The reason they left another
Speaker 4: pub was because I said that, yeah, there's no commentary. Also,
Speaker 4: there was a curfew last night, an unofficial curfew at night,
Speaker 4: is that right? And I just put it down by
Speaker 4: the sales team dB sales team. There was when I
Speaker 4: got two the other it was about half twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well half twelve for you. Yeah, okay, jeez, that
Speaker 1: probably puts me at about two three o'clock, ransacked the
Speaker 1: mini bar, watched John work, and then fell asleep with
Speaker 1: the curtains open, directly across the road from a giant billboard,
Speaker 1: which explains the voice This morning, another fund ted bit
Speaker 1: about dB not allowed to use Lime scooters and we
Speaker 1: found out the reason for that last night. A young
Speaker 1: bloke from the from the workforce, Oli was his name.
Speaker 3: He had himself an injury.
Speaker 1: He came acropp it basically fifty meters away from the
Speaker 1: hotel that he was staying at and he wasn't even
Speaker 1: like trying to do a trek or anything.
Speaker 3: He just went to park.
Speaker 1: It slipped over and his collar bone basically exploded. We
Speaker 1: saw the photos, We saw the there's a he's got
Speaker 1: a giant scar, and we saw the X ray as well,
Speaker 1: and it was it was a goodie.
Speaker 4: And as a result, Lime scooters are a band. Yes
Speaker 4: on work trips, yeah, I mean we're not We're not.
Speaker 1: No, we can use them and as I look around
Speaker 1: there's probably a few people who could do with it
Speaker 1: because we're Our hotel is on a main arterial route
Speaker 1: for the commuters.
Speaker 4: And I love a commute Wellington.
Speaker 1: They love a commute, a good walk, yeah they well,
Speaker 1: I mean we're not far away from the train station.
Speaker 1: They love they love public transport down here in Wellington,
Speaker 1: and and good on them. They've got a good public
Speaker 1: transport system around here as well, so fear play to them.
Speaker 1: It's actual sport that's going on at the moment as well.
Speaker 1: Lane Hayden Wild's gearing up for the Olympics. He was
Speaker 1: asked if he's worried about the water quality in the
Speaker 1: Sin River. He said, he's more worried about the shark.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the movie on Netflix? There's a movie
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Heath was talking about it on the podcast
Speaker 1: the other day that it's based on the theory that
Speaker 1: there was a shark that once swum up the Seine
Speaker 1: River and it's given birth and now now there's a
Speaker 1: population of sharks living on it. Because you know there's
Speaker 1: all the catacombs in that around Paris, and the theory
Speaker 1: is that there's a shark that lives in there. And
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm not too worried about the post. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the pose and the w water. It's the shark that's
Speaker 1: gonna give me. That's the big concern. I think a
Speaker 1: shark would be a great motivator if I was on
Speaker 1: the swimming league.
Speaker 4: I think there's I think they have sun swim in
Speaker 4: a lot of oceans, probably chance to eat by show one.
Speaker 1: Hundred percent well, and also more chance of getting poos
Speaker 1: in your mouth, because would you.
Speaker 4: Rather swim with a shark or swim with poose?
Speaker 3: Poose?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm certain of I'm certain of swam with
Speaker 1: poos before, and I've been okay, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I've swum with the shark before. One time on a
Speaker 1: snorkeling trip, I saw a couple of reef sharks. They
Speaker 1: put the sheds up me, and I think that's about
Speaker 1: as close i'd like to get. But I think we'd
Speaker 1: probably we've probably all been within a couple of meters
Speaker 1: of a shark at some point.
Speaker 4: Yes, so you're saying that even if you did swim
Speaker 4: with a shark, within moments, you'd be swimming with sharks.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't think you can have one without
Speaker 1: the other, to be honest, Sharks and shit. Also, there's
Speaker 1: been a lot made about the quality of the water
Speaker 1: in the in the Sein for the Olympics coming up,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, they're only in there for what like
Speaker 1: half an hour maybe tops.
Speaker 4: They have spent a lot of money on cleaning it up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: billions and billions of dollars, and pretty rightly so, ex
Speaker 4: because it's it would it's been center to clean up,
Speaker 4: clean a poos out of what? Yeah, what is a
Speaker 4: kind of anational icon, I'd say almost.
Speaker 1: Yeah, an international icon. But I just don't think that
Speaker 1: any athlete would give a ship that this post. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to get crook later on, but you'll be
Speaker 1: crooked with a gold medal hanging around your neck, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, it's not it's not that
Speaker 1: big an issue.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 1: These guys have got bigger things to to consider themselves.
Speaker 4: They did say, I did read about it, though. They
Speaker 4: did say if the water quality is too bad, they're
Speaker 4: just going to scrap the swim.
Speaker 3: And it becomes a biathlon.
Speaker 4: Yeah je e, Yeah, the biath isn't it. It's just
Speaker 4: basically a cyclone run.
Speaker 1: So then what happens If your strength is swimming, Wow,
Speaker 1: you get the damn poo. If your weakness is swimming,
Speaker 1: you be shipping at the top of the center going
Speaker 1: into this before you hanging over the Yeah, yeah, you've
Speaker 1: got your whole, You get your whole support crew just
Speaker 1: hanging it off the back of it is at the
Speaker 1: bridge where the padlocks go on. The bridge of love
Speaker 1: is just hanging off there, just expressing your love into
Speaker 1: the scent to give yourself an advantage. The next day,
Speaker 1: speaking of poohs, it didn't expect it to be this
Speaker 1: pooh focus this early.
Speaker 3: In the morning.
Speaker 1: Did you see the four hundred meter runner who got
Speaker 1: trapped in the toilets before qualifying for the Olympics. So
Speaker 1: she is now that day she had a four hundred
Speaker 1: meter hat. She is considered a relay specialist. Sheared the
Speaker 1: opportunity to qualify in her own right to compete for
Speaker 1: her own medal. But on the morning of the race,
Speaker 1: she goes into a portaloo and the thing, the lock,
Speaker 1: gets jammed and for ten minutes she's in this portaloo
Speaker 1: just screaming because no one was around her. And eventually,
Speaker 1: ten minutes later someone came and hit the jimmy the
Speaker 1: lock to get her out of the thing. She then
Speaker 1: gets to the starting line and wins the race, qualified
Speaker 1: for the Paris Olympics.
Speaker 3: I think this is a powerful story.
Speaker 4: Nothing more motivating than being trapped in a portal Look.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also in that being down a bit of a
Speaker 4: rabbit hole last night on Instagram as well. Seen that
Speaker 4: music festival where they picked up a portalo with a
Speaker 4: guy in it and carried him to the front of
Speaker 4: the stage all on like almost like crowdsurfing, but.
Speaker 3: With a portaloo with the jackass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and took them to the front of the stage
Speaker 4: and we're just dancing around. He's opening up the lid.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that one, but I just think
Speaker 1: that that must be quite a common occurrence, because you know,
Speaker 1: I've done two half marathons. I know you've done a
Speaker 1: few of yourself as well. The thing that I learned
Speaker 1: about when I was doing those was nothing about myself
Speaker 1: and my own personal limits or anything like that. It
Speaker 1: was how hard people piss when they have to do
Speaker 1: a half marathon or any kind of endurance thing. Because
Speaker 1: the lines for the toilets. It'd be my one bit
Speaker 1: of advice if anyone signing up for some sort of
Speaker 1: endurance event, the lines for the toilets in the morning,
Speaker 1: allow yourself an extra hour. Everybody's person, Yeah, everybody, and shit, well,
Speaker 1: ten k's into one of the half marathons I did,
Speaker 1: and I did two of them. I went into, stopped
Speaker 1: at one of the toilets, went in for a quick whiz,
Speaker 1: and it was clocked with the biggest two I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is ten meters into either
Speaker 1: a half marathon or a full marathon. So you're ten
Speaker 1: kilometers into a run, and you ran those ten kilometers
Speaker 1: with the monster on board. And it just made me
Speaker 1: be so sick. One that it had happened, and two
Speaker 1: that I was losing to someone that had run ten
Speaker 1: ks with that I was losing to them by so
Speaker 1: much that they had a chance to sit down and
Speaker 1: snap on off, for it to fester a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then me to get in there.
Speaker 4: Maybe they were like a race horse for you. You have
Speaker 4: to weigh them down with a handicap.
Speaker 3: That was sandbagging.
Speaker 1: So I lost to someone who was sandbagging with you know,
Speaker 1: probably about three kilos on board, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: ten carrots. Yeah, and it sat for so long, you
Speaker 1: know that that sort of expands a lot of appreciate this one.
Speaker 1: When I was at boarding school, we used to we
Speaker 1: used to have a thing called a dorm shit where
Speaker 1: if someone took a ship that they thought could quite
Speaker 1: possibly be the biggest ship in hostel history, they were
Speaker 1: leave it there for the problem is they wouldn't tell
Speaker 1: anyone about it till lunchtime. By that stage, it had
Speaker 1: soaked and swelled up, and so people would be like, hey,
Speaker 1: Joseph's done a done a dorm shit. Everyone needs to
Speaker 1: check it out. And all of a sudden the mation's
Speaker 1: like why is everyone running back up to the hostel
Speaker 1: at lunch? I was like, well, between men, you, lou
Speaker 1: Joe has done a monster dorm shit and it could
Speaker 1: take out the record. One day the seventh formers came
Speaker 1: down to have a look at it because they were like,
Speaker 1: this could be this could be an all timer as
Speaker 1: much as your year. We've never seen anything like it.
Speaker 1: It was like, how did that come out of a
Speaker 1: human body? Arguably too much appochiet. Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and talk some more actual sports. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: welcome back into the flour of the Ridge's Hotel in Wellington.
Speaker 1: As it stands England still knil all with Slovenia could
Speaker 1: not point to Slovenia on a map. I know that
Speaker 1: Luka Doncic is from Slovenia.
Speaker 4: It's just it's around that bolted year, around that kind
Speaker 4: of chick as the Vakia Croatia area.
Speaker 3: Is it a former Yugoslav nation?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, are they any good at football.
Speaker 4: It's when I think it's when Slovenia played Croatia. Things
Speaker 4: get head.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, well the crow it is just similarly such
Speaker 1: a nice people. But I guess that's because all I
Speaker 1: think of when I think of Croatia is sale Croatia
Speaker 1: and people posting photos in their togs. Wow, but they're
Speaker 1: probably actually quite a warter ornation. It's funny how you
Speaker 1: can rehabilitate your image. Actual, Shawn Johnson is out. He
Speaker 1: has a bung achilles, and as we've discussed at nauseum
Speaker 1: on this podcast, the achilles is the most terrifying injury
Speaker 1: I have heard from a physiotherapist before that there's no
Speaker 1: correlation between having a saw achilles or a saw calf
Speaker 1: and actually snapping it. Yeah, very hard to believe that
Speaker 1: when you have a saw. If you've ever had like
Speaker 1: his saw achilles a.
Speaker 4: Saw calf, your presumption is it's on a knife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Apparently that's not how it works, which is even
Speaker 1: more terrifying. This is why the achilles scares the piss
Speaker 1: out of me, because there's no you just hop out
Speaker 1: of bed one day and then bang.
Speaker 4: Sniper one takes Sniper one takes.
Speaker 1: The shot and you're down. So a little bit of
Speaker 1: concern around Seawn Johnson. Apparently he carried it through most
Speaker 1: of the game on Saturday, so we'll chalk that sixty
Speaker 1: six point hiding up to Shawn Johnson had a Bung
Speaker 1: league and he's now out and he's copying a bit
Speaker 1: on social media. I'm gonna be honest, it's kind of
Speaker 1: sad to me that I was a little bit like, Okay, good,
Speaker 1: he's out injured because he's sort of been in and out,
Speaker 1: in and out, in and out injured a little bit slow.
Speaker 1: And the thing about these guys is all professional athletes.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why they have the you know, throw
Speaker 1: the towel in and boxing because they'll never come out themselves.
Speaker 1: They will play until they can't until their head comes
Speaker 1: off here. So they'll play through You'll play through the
Speaker 1: Bung pick, You'll play through the Bung league, and webe
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to like he'll never pull a player out
Speaker 1: of the game either, So I think it's it's a
Speaker 1: good thing that the injury's got to the point where
Speaker 1: he's like, all right, got to take another four week off.
Speaker 3: I think he might have rushed back a little bit
Speaker 3: too early.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've done a bit of Again, I did a
Speaker 4: deep dive into achilles injuries and I don't But also
Speaker 4: there was a great video on how they repair an archilles.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen this. They have to like braid the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they use a stick of celery and so
Speaker 4: they chop the stick of celery for the demonstration, the
Speaker 4: demonstration of how it goes together, and they show the
Speaker 4: tools and the sewing of how they bring the two
Speaker 4: bits of celery together. I've got it was a deep hole.
Speaker 1: I've seen these as well, because there's a there's a
Speaker 1: page on Instagram called nurl Physio and he explains injuries
Speaker 1: and he's a physio and his best guesses as to
Speaker 1: how they've done them, what they've done, the time table
Speaker 1: for your favorite player to return as well. But he
Speaker 1: uses the most disgusting animations of how it's done. And
Speaker 1: it's like sewing together and yeah, there's like a braided
Speaker 1: thread that they have to use.
Speaker 3: To pull the thing together. I actually don't want to
Speaker 3: know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was. It was basically they've got a stick
Speaker 4: of callery they bent around a foot and then they
Speaker 4: snapped it and then and then they so yeah, they
Speaker 4: they braided the side so it come.
Speaker 1: Together, Yeah, and then pull the whole thing together like
Speaker 1: it's a rat tail. And then I've seen the ones
Speaker 1: where it's like, here's how you fixing a cl So
Speaker 1: I don't want to know that. Even if I do
Speaker 1: my a CL I don't want to know that. I
Speaker 1: know so many people have done it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to know anything about my own mortality
Speaker 1: or how you fix me. Joe Jurry has fallen down
Speaker 1: an Instagram rabbit hole of like Chinese workplace incidents, So
Speaker 1: when something happens on a work site, they'll make a
Speaker 1: three D animation of it if he's in these, and
Speaker 1: then they show them to people at work sites as like, hey,
Speaker 1: be careful, this is what could happen. But that's so
Speaker 1: like specific and realistic, and they have like noises over
Speaker 1: the top of them. So it'll be a dude who
Speaker 1: you know, leaves the forklift and gear and then it
Speaker 1: just runs someone through with the forks and then they
Speaker 1: was just saying like who over the top of it,
Speaker 1: And the first time he said, like what the I've
Speaker 1: fallen down this rabbit hole as well, what the fuck
Speaker 1: is this? And you can't stop and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden that's that's all that's in there, which, to
Speaker 1: be fair, I could probably deal with at the moment
Speaker 1: just looking at my own my own search history.
Speaker 3: England. Are they still in the Tea twenty World Cup?
Speaker 4: They are the semifinals. South Africa will play Afghanistan.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, because of course Afghanistan knocked out Australia.
Speaker 4: Yes. Today did they beat Bangladesh. It was an absolute
Speaker 4: thriller that game.
Speaker 1: Not least of all because you had about seventeen different
Speaker 1: bets riding on.
Speaker 4: I did a behalf of camel but right up to
Speaker 4: why they were on and off for Rain, I think
Speaker 4: about four or five times. A great incident. Jonathan Trott,
Speaker 4: the former England player, as the coach of Afghanistan.
Speaker 3: And he knew how to get that gig.
Speaker 4: He knew that rain was incoming and that they knew
Speaker 4: they were at the time they were ahead on Duckley's
Speaker 4: vers so he was hoping that rain comes and it
Speaker 4: gets canceled in afteris don't go through because it was
Speaker 4: really tight, and he's great footage of him just doing
Speaker 4: the hands like slow down, slow things down, like to
Speaker 4: the fielders and there's a great footage of a slip.
Speaker 4: First guy at first that looks over and sees Johnson
Speaker 4: trot saying slow it down, and then he grabs his
Speaker 4: handstring and drops to the ground. It's one of the
Speaker 4: great it's one of the great pieces of footage. He grab.
Speaker 4: If any guy grabs, he goes to the ground and
Speaker 4: starts writhing around in pain, and even his teammate. His teammate,
Speaker 4: but she comes like what are you doing because she
Speaker 4: can didn't see the whole slow down. He's like, what
Speaker 4: are you doing?
Speaker 3: He's rolling around, and.
Speaker 4: Then he's up and he's pretending like he's pulled it,
Speaker 4: and he's limping around, and then an over lady who's browling.
Speaker 3: Everyone's looking at him.
Speaker 1: At that stage, He's like, I can't say it out
Speaker 1: loud now, but I've just been given the old ghost slow.
Speaker 1: It's like if in rugby or like age group or whatever,
Speaker 1: not professional rugby, in the amateur game, if anyone needs
Speaker 1: to stop for for whatever reason, it comes to grahame
Speaker 1: time proper, just go down.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's just like me my bloody blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, four week's just changing into some clean boots because
Speaker 1: because they look sick.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so India and England are in one semi final,
Speaker 4: Afghanistan and South Africa are in the other. So you'd
Speaker 4: like to think that, you know, if Afghanistan can, if
Speaker 4: they can, if they can knock over Africa, the biggest
Speaker 4: choke of all time. But you know, Seffrians are a
Speaker 4: you know, they love a good choke. They love to
Speaker 4: be choked out.
Speaker 1: And also, at what point in Afghanistan's history of knocking
Speaker 1: people out in this world couple, we're going to stop
Speaker 1: saying that it's a you know, a banana appeal or
Speaker 1: that they've upset someone.
Speaker 4: Obviously, the Tullybah massively twenty fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't understand it is a big part of
Speaker 1: it that there's massive variance in T twenty And if
Speaker 1: you've got a superstar bowler and like a couple of
Speaker 1: decent batters, that's enough to win.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And which is are they They're all over the place,
Speaker 4: they're either turning, they're not bouncing. The conditions. You can't
Speaker 4: get used to the same conditions. So it's perfect for
Speaker 4: a team like Afghanistan to come in and it's a
Speaker 4: complete wild, wild kind of Yeah, they got Rushi. Can
Speaker 4: they've got their left armor. Who's got the most wickets
Speaker 4: in the little Trent Bolt Mini.
Speaker 3: Yeah, PlayStation one Trent Bolt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they've got Hermes, the top wicket taker. Rushi can't.
Speaker 4: He took four wickets yesterday in the game. It was
Speaker 4: bamboozling them with his gurgly Yeah, it was. It was
Speaker 4: a It was a great watch actually, because Bangladesh couldn't
Speaker 4: couldn't qualify. They had to get the total of twelve overs.
Speaker 4: They didn't, so then they were just basically playing for
Speaker 4: Australia because in the bangladeshould beat in Afghanistan, Australia would
Speaker 4: have snuck in the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's tough, because what do you do if your Bangladesh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't win from here. And they needed what.
Speaker 4: They needed nine runs off ten balls with two wickets
Speaker 4: in hand and Boom Boom lost two wickets in.
Speaker 3: The run, so they to eliminate Australia.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I was hoping they would, but they
Speaker 4: genuinely looked like they were trying to win it.
Speaker 1: Well, they did a good job of selling it then.
Speaker 1: But God bless them because if they can't go through,
Speaker 1: then the best thing they could do for well, actually
Speaker 1: the least they could do for the international community is
Speaker 1: knock Australia out of the World Cup.
Speaker 4: It was so good, it was so good, And now
Speaker 4: I just gussage asie mate saying you can't even beat
Speaker 4: the teams. We can't even beat. So yes, so I
Speaker 4: think Simmis are tomorrow and the finals on Saturday, so
Speaker 4: I don't muck around the tventy World Cup. She's all
Speaker 4: over in Arkas three weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully that'll be around the old lunchtime as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the times have been pretty good. There's an English spin.
Speaker 1: It didn't make. The team's name is showing by Sheer.
Speaker 1: He was playing in county cricket this week. He conceded
Speaker 1: thirty eight runs in one over, and the impressive set
Speaker 1: about this is there was also a top ball in
Speaker 1: that over.
Speaker 4: He obviously had noble went six.
Speaker 1: So the sixth ball of Bashier's over was sent so
Speaker 1: far down league side because he was so in his
Speaker 1: head that it went for five wides. And there was
Speaker 1: worse to follow when he overstepped with his next delivery,
Speaker 1: giving away no ball. Therefore two runs along with the
Speaker 1: single and obviously another five sixes as well a record.
Speaker 3: I believe it would be. Surely thirty eight would be
Speaker 3: the record, wouldn't it?
Speaker 4: You think so? I mean unofficial record. I mean because
Speaker 4: I've known first class games where I've done it on purpose.
Speaker 1: Twenty no balls in the row, right, yeah, legit, legit over?
Speaker 1: What is the Is there a limited T twenty? How
Speaker 1: many wids you can bowl? Not an international T twenty?
Speaker 4: That's the last man stands. We just get the game,
Speaker 4: just get the game over as responsible. I like him
Speaker 4: two wides.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: This guy was so in his head that he was like,
Speaker 1: he bowled so far down legs side that it went
Speaker 1: for five wides, and then his next one was a
Speaker 1: no ball.
Speaker 3: How is that for just losing your absolute noggin.
Speaker 4: For five sixes?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What do you? What do you do at that point?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a shocker for bowling five league wides
Speaker 1: without getting hit verse six sixes.
Speaker 4: I think that's when you dropped the Afghanistan first slip.
Speaker 4: Just drop, just drop the head, yes, just drop the
Speaker 4: hammy and get you get your teammate to finish your over,
Speaker 4: because yeah, if you get injured, you just mate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you stretch it off. You go into the physio
Speaker 1: in the changing room, They're like, what happened here? And
Speaker 1: you're like, I think you know what happened here. It
Speaker 1: seems like your final slip. Yeah, my leg is fine,
Speaker 1: my head has gone. Let's take one more quick break.
Speaker 1: As we look at the game here in the foyer.
Speaker 1: We are fifty eight minutes into it. England have not
Speaker 1: scored a goal, nor have Slovenia. This is why I
Speaker 1: don't watch soccer. We will take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 1: be back with a half packed sports idea. All right,
Speaker 1: this is a half pag sports idea that crossed my
Speaker 1: desk on social media. Now that the NBA season is over,
Speaker 1: NBA Twitter is into absolute, full on bullshit mode and
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I'm here for it. We're thoroughly enjoying it.
Speaker 1: This one I saw on Instagram and it said what
Speaker 1: age could you beat Lebron James?
Speaker 3: To clarify, we could all beat like a two year
Speaker 3: old three year old Lebron James.
Speaker 4: Dunk on that, Yeah, don'k on that.
Speaker 1: But a ten year old ten year old Lebron James
Speaker 1: would absolutely cook me.
Speaker 4: How big was he a ten?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: It's funny, I said, I can't tell you a ten,
Speaker 1: but at eleven he was five foot seven yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: which is tall enough. You've still got the advantage by
Speaker 1: a few inches. By thirteen years old, he was six
Speaker 1: foot okay, so you're somewhere south of because as soon
Speaker 1: as he's the same height as you, you're done. By
Speaker 1: seventeen years old, he was six foot six okay. Now
Speaker 1: stands at six foot nine.
Speaker 4: Okay. So I am going to say that I can't
Speaker 4: beat my eleven year old son. He might be about
Speaker 4: he's about five seven five eight, so he's Lebron's height. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I gonna say nine nine year old, nine year old, well,
Speaker 4: nine year old Lebron, only because I don't want to
Speaker 4: be close.
Speaker 3: You want to.
Speaker 4: I want to dunk on him. I want to. I
Speaker 4: want him crying in the corner. I don't want. I
Speaker 4: don't want it to be close.
Speaker 1: He'll be so quick though. That's the problem. You know,
Speaker 1: even I know it's a hype base thing.
Speaker 3: I struggle to.
Speaker 1: Wrap my head around how good a ball handler or
Speaker 1: how good a player he would have been at that age.
Speaker 1: Obviously one of the greatest of all time. For a
Speaker 1: lot of people, the greatest of all time.
Speaker 4: Can you sort of skip back in this drill threes?
Speaker 3: I don't know how good.
Speaker 1: Is your son? Ll like, how good is the best
Speaker 1: player in your son's team?
Speaker 4: Yeah they're pretty good. Yeah, Okay, they're pretty good, Like
Speaker 4: they're real fricky little but a lot of them are
Speaker 4: sure of than him. He's more a Dennis Rodman rebound guy, right,
Speaker 4: that doesn't shoot march.
Speaker 3: But there are guys who are pretty good with the ball. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and good shooters as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See this is the problem. I think you're right.
Speaker 1: If I only get one chance at it, and they're like, right,
Speaker 1: you've got to pick the age. Then you've got to
Speaker 1: try it out. It's a game to twenty one, and
Speaker 1: you've just got to You're just gonna try. And when
Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'd want to make sure of it.
Speaker 1: I'll probably go about sort of six or seven months
Speaker 1: old and obliterate them. You like that, And just yeah
Speaker 1: I would. I mean, I can't dunk, but you know,
Speaker 1: i'd have a shot of me shooting in a jump
Speaker 1: shot over the top of six month old Lebron framed
Speaker 1: in my living room. But if I was to think
Speaker 1: about the oldest that I could, I said, I feel like.
Speaker 3: Seven seven or eight eight. Yeah, eight year old kids
Speaker 3: still quite dumb.
Speaker 4: They are, Yeah, they're quite dumb, But the thing is
Speaker 4: they're quite laser focus when it comes to sport though. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they can't drive, they can't add stuff up hardly, they
Speaker 4: can hardly read. But they know how to play.
Speaker 3: Sport because yeah they do.
Speaker 1: Because I play in a social basketball league and it's
Speaker 1: one of those ones where they have a camera running
Speaker 1: in the corner and they register your shots, so you
Speaker 1: get a full stat breakdown and you can click on
Speaker 1: when you scored and it'll show you a highlight of
Speaker 1: yourself playing. Sobering to see yourself, I think over like
Speaker 1: twenty five, to watch yourself play sport as it's grim.
Speaker 4: That's why that you likes trade's living. I don't humbling
Speaker 4: experiences you can ever do because they live stream it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and my dad tuned in one year and I used
Speaker 4: to play quit a lot of pet as a kid,
Speaker 4: to a reasonable level, and then he watched it. Jeez,
Speaker 4: you let yourself go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like I probably haven't, it's just when
Speaker 1: you watch it.
Speaker 4: I'm forty six years up.
Speaker 3: I was like I was watching myself a basketball. The
Speaker 3: other day, I was like, fuck, I run like a fact.
Speaker 1: I actually saw myself from behind and I was just like,
Speaker 1: who's this fact I running up.
Speaker 3: The court and I was like, fuck it, now it's me.
Speaker 1: You watch it because you know, when you're out there playing,
Speaker 1: you're like everything's going in a million miles an hour,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm playing defense and I shut this
Speaker 1: guy down down, run out here, contest the shot over
Speaker 1: the rebound. Then you watch it back you Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I would pay them extra to not film it, certainly
Speaker 1: not to run a filter it. Well, one of the
Speaker 1: guys in our team, god bless them, but he's gone
Speaker 1: back through the last four weeks of games and counted
Speaker 1: up all the stats, got full NBA box scores.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see that.
Speaker 1: The best thing that he's done is he hasn't recorded
Speaker 1: missed shots, so we're all shooting one hundred percent for
Speaker 1: the season. But I would shut it to think if
Speaker 1: he recorded turnovers and miss shots, just how abusin it was.
Speaker 1: Andrew Mulligan played in our team the other day and
Speaker 1: had a hook shot that they've been replaying a nauseum
Speaker 1: on their show. But yeah, I just think having watched
Speaker 1: myself play a six foot Lebron is dunking. I think
Speaker 1: by that age, I think eight, yeah, okay, I point nine.
Speaker 1: I meant nine purely, I think I would beat him.
Speaker 1: Convinced me at nine, ten eleven, I'm saying staying to
Speaker 1: get I don't want to be humiliated at eleven year old,
Speaker 1: coming just no. And he by that stage, by eleven,
Speaker 1: he's already been sort of ear marked as this guy
Speaker 1: could be the greatest basketball player of all time.
Speaker 3: He sponsored well, and I've got his book.
Speaker 1: At the moment, in his like seventh form year, he
Speaker 1: took out millions of dollars and loans because the banks
Speaker 1: were just like, oh yeah, this guy's good for it,
Speaker 1: Like next year he's going to be able to repay.
Speaker 1: And he was driving around in a hummer. He's driving
Speaker 1: himself to school in a hummer. So by the time,
Speaker 1: by the time le Bron's got a hummer, I'm definitely cooked.
Speaker 1: But I think basically once he can tie his own
Speaker 1: shows that it'll be I'll be there are thereabouts. On
Speaker 1: our flight down yesterday, we were we were surrounded by greatness.
Speaker 1: There was some obviously we're flying two wellings and from Auckland,
Speaker 1: a couple of dear friends of the podcast, Artie Savie
Speaker 1: and dog Roll, your captain and vice captain of the
Speaker 1: All Backs.
Speaker 4: Well, I know I'm on a flight. Artie save is
Speaker 4: not even vice captain Jordyrett. Jordi Barrett.
Speaker 3: I thought they both were.
Speaker 1: And Ardie, Yeah, I think they're both. So that's why
Speaker 1: they were flowing up there. I was standing behind him
Speaker 1: boarding flight. Big bastard. You forget how big these guys are.
Speaker 4: He's not that tall, Ardie Savia. He's a lot of human.
Speaker 3: He's about my heart a bit. He's a lot of human.
Speaker 4: Dog Roll, dog Roll not as tall as I thought,
Speaker 4: not a Brady metallic size, but still a big unit.
Speaker 1: It'd be six foot six dog Yeah. And poor dog
Speaker 1: Roll and Artie. Because the line to get through security
Speaker 1: was just so enormous that they were getting wounded the
Speaker 1: whole way through that.
Speaker 4: We had the kettle We had the kettle yards. How
Speaker 4: you go up and down back and basically they're getting
Speaker 4: wounded by boomers the whole time.
Speaker 1: Well, and the most awkward part is that they yeah,
Speaker 1: they asked for a photo at the start, and then
Speaker 1: you've got to walk back past them. Five or six
Speaker 1: more times and like wound them again. Here's gonna get
Speaker 1: against Engling. Blah blah blah blah blah. The poor dudes.
Speaker 1: We're getting on the flight and uh Artie got a
Speaker 1: phone call as he's getting onto the plane and he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm just about to jump on a plane.
Speaker 3: Can I call you back in a couple of hours,
Speaker 3: And then the.
Speaker 1: Bit of signs and he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 1: I'll call you back in a couple of hours or something,
Speaker 1: and then he got us to hang up, and I
Speaker 1: saw over his shoulder raisor the name on the phone.
Speaker 1: What could Razor be calling Ardie Savier about.
Speaker 4: Maybe he's just saying, look, you're really the captain, but
Speaker 4: I could give it to you so just because you've
Speaker 4: been overseas. Yeah yeah, but really dog gets to.
Speaker 1: He's going to put his sprigs into someone's forehead and
Speaker 1: then it'll be by accident's dog rolls.
Speaker 4: Sitting off has always been am I the clearing a
Speaker 4: ruck or just tackling someone, Yeah, it's delicious.
Speaker 1: But he just no, it's it's he's six foot six
Speaker 1: and he's trying to tackle you around the shoulders and
Speaker 1: you've slipped over and he's taken your absolute head off.
Speaker 1: I think that has ever been. There wouldn't have been
Speaker 1: another brother captain and vice captain beforeward.
Speaker 4: There no the Wittonds. I know that Gary, you kept it.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone will record a voicemail and said it
Speaker 1: and for us to play out tomorrow. So we were
Speaker 1: do that as it stands right now live update, but
Speaker 1: not live to you listening to this sixty seven minutes
Speaker 1: go on England if not scored, nor have Slovenia. But
Speaker 1: we will have to get on a football expert to
Speaker 1: talk the round ball down the track. But for today,
Speaker 1: enjoy your your seeing the dB conference. This is a
Speaker 1: big gig for you, huge gig, huge gig.
Speaker 3: Other nerves this morning.
Speaker 4: Haven't done a lot of preparation.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Last night my goal was just to find a couple
Speaker 4: of strawmen and I could pick on.
Speaker 3: Yes, we found them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Oli Oli the colarbone man, and Riley, Riley
Speaker 4: the youngster who was running three phones while he was snapchatting.
Speaker 4: And yeah, multiple women.
Speaker 1: Not to put a random woman on blast, but he
Speaker 1: met a woman at I think Marty Gras and she
Speaker 1: had her Snapchat QR.
Speaker 3: Code printed out my round a nick.
Speaker 1: On a lanyard around her neck so that anybody that
Speaker 1: wanted to get hold of her could just take a photo,
Speaker 1: you know, at the old QR code and then follow
Speaker 1: her on snapshat.
Speaker 4: What you flip it around? So if she's keen, she
Speaker 4: would go, hey, following me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's the confidence, is self belief to show
Speaker 1: up with that look. So many people are going to
Speaker 1: want to follow me on social media. So many people
Speaker 1: are going to want to get in touch.
Speaker 4: Real hustle. Isn't it like to bring bring your followers up? Yeah,
Speaker 4: real hustle. It's like, does like doing the door.
Speaker 1: Let me get in front of this. Sorry, I can
Speaker 1: see it in your eye. You're going to want to
Speaker 1: follow me, So just check this out. God bliss them.
Speaker 1: So yeah, a lot of a lot of pressure coming
Speaker 1: from from the dB people because I was talking to
Speaker 1: a few of them last night and they've all been like, geez,
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to see what Lane's got for tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Because I got told you just have to see in
Speaker 4: and out, just yeah, in and out, and she knows
Speaker 4: people I'm like, and then people like, oh, whatterially you got.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I stand up, no, no, And then rumors
Speaker 1: were swirling last night at the bar, being like, look,
Speaker 1: they're here and for a reason, they've got something browing
Speaker 1: we can tell. I was just like, I guarantee you
Speaker 1: if you know anything about the acc we have fucking nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing prepared, nothing planning. It just took us six goes
Speaker 1: to turn on this podcast record it hit so assure
Speaker 1: you wet nothing up our sleeves.
Speaker 4: Any reason we're here. We had flights they had We're
Speaker 4: supposed to go to Hawk's Bay commentate a big barrel
Speaker 4: cricket match, and they transferred from the Relectant and then
Speaker 4: shoehorned us into the conference.
Speaker 1: We're here for a clerical error, not because we've put
Speaker 1: some sort of got something plan. Yeah, we got something
Speaker 1: like we've got some staring musical yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big song and nuts. Rest assured.
Speaker 1: I told every single one of them our lane's got
Speaker 1: some big plans for tomorrow. So so good luck. I'm
Speaker 1: saying that I'll be down the back sampling the product,
Speaker 1: will be going for a few trade visits later on
Speaker 1: this afternoon as well. I enjoy the rest of your
Speaker 1: day wherever you are listening to this. We'll be back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with another episode of the Agenda podcast.
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