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Speaker 1: From the Ziting Podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: This is for the Flee Wood and Haley's Big.

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Speaker 3: Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands

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Speaker 3: at the lowest prices, stead Ads.

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Speaker 4: Flee Woan Hailey, Thank you friend. Good morning, Fleach Morn

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Speaker 4: and Haley. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Happy Friday, Happy Friday.

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Speaker 5: You've got some good yarns for us today on the show.

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Speaker 2: Man do I what? I messaged the group chat being like,

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Speaker 2: oh god, guys so good. It didn't do much prep

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Speaker 2: last night. I was a little bit busy, but man,

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Speaker 2: I have got the yarn of the century.

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 2: When I was told this yarn last night, and if

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Speaker 2: she's listening now, she'd be like, oh my god, I

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Speaker 2: cannot believe you're doing this.

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Speaker 5: Okay, eight o'clock.

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Speaker 2: When I was told this yarn last night, See, I

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Speaker 2: think that might be one of the best yarns I've

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Speaker 2: ever had.

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Speaker 5: Little Warren, you haven't run this past us.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just want you to hear it. And I

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Speaker 2: heard it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, Okay, Well eight o'clock for this apparent yarn

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Speaker 4: of the century.

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Speaker 2: Well, when you've got the top six coming in soon.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we were just having a good chuckle about the

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Speaker 4: fact that the energy Minister of Energy and Resources in

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Speaker 4: New Zealand, the Minister of Energy, his name is Simon Watts.

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Speaker 2: Perfect.

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Speaker 5: That's a measurement of power.

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Speaker 2: We see, we did this? Was it last week of

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Speaker 2: the week before? Does your name match your job?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember when you were away away?

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Speaker 5: I got the top six other New Zealand ministers.

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Speaker 2: It was the Hamburger, the McDonald's. It was the McDonald's

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Speaker 2: months ago.

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Speaker 5: Who Hamburger?

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Speaker 4: It was within the last month. Yeah, shut up on

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Speaker 4: can you check that?

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Speaker 2: Can you check check it? Can you check it? Does

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Speaker 2: your name job?

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Speaker 4: God Friday, bloody attitude from the Bridges women telling them.

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Speaker 2: To shut up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I got the top six other New Zealand

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Speaker 4: ministers that names suit. There he's writing it, as was

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Speaker 4: typing it as he says that other New Zealand ministers

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Speaker 4: that name suit their portfolios.

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Speaker 2: The third of September.

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Speaker 4: Months so it was, it was, it was it was literally, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: a contract time as a construct. I don't adhere to

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Speaker 4: your rules. I'm a sovereign citizen. Next, I don't need

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Speaker 4: to drive.

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Speaker 2: Next on the show, A big day for me yesterday

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Speaker 2: got a little DM I believe Vorn you also got

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Speaker 2: a DM. This exciting moment in my career.

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Speaker 1: Plays z Nslen and Haley.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why this really tickles me so much

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Speaker 2: because I'm an award winner, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to warn but I was the answer

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Speaker 2: of a quiz yesterday. Well I was, I was adjoined

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Speaker 2: to the answer of a quiz and I got a

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Speaker 2: DM yesterday being like you've made it. And it was

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Speaker 2: someone who was doing a pub quiz and the question

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Speaker 2: was I hosted the the.

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Speaker 5: New zeal version of she just saw a picture of herself.

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Speaker 5: She loses all the details.

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Speaker 2: I'm just She's like, it's me.

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Speaker 4: Wait, you were on the screen? Is it the Great

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Speaker 4: New Zealand Pump Quiz? Is that the one that the

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Speaker 4: one that everyone.

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Speaker 5: Does believe it or not believe it? You believe it

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Speaker 5: or not?

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Speaker 4: Great, you're getting the Great Kevy Pub was confused with

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Speaker 4: The Great Kuby bake Off, another show that has had

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Speaker 4: canceled had canceled. Okay, so you're handedly ruined an international format. No,

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Speaker 4: that was a group ruin. That was a group for

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Speaker 4: you and a pain.

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Speaker 2: I think the Baker crowd probably found him a bit brown,

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Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, no, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 4: So it said I I hosted the New Zealand version

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Speaker 4: of this international panel format.

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Speaker 5: So the answer was had you been paying attention?

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Speaker 2: But they didn't say it was you know, it was

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Speaker 2: a photo of me. I would say that you use

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Speaker 2: hobnestly the most rogue photo as well. It was me

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Speaker 2: in Golden Boy, like in this deary like leaning against

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Speaker 2: the counter and sort of this like carrot r.

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Speaker 5: Wasn't that your last acting role like ten years ago?

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Speaker 2: It was, so we didn't pull in the bullying this week,

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Speaker 2: or was just going to leaning harder.

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Speaker 4: It's not bullying if it's back, that's true, but I was.

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Speaker 4: That's why I was correcting his miss fact. You did

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Speaker 4: the show What's what was that? A Warrior princess?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: So that was your last acting gig. Yeah, but it's

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Speaker 4: weird because you've got an acting degree. Yeah, I know

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Speaker 4: that's your main kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: We're doing this on Friday hour. I wasn't going to

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Speaker 2: you literally started the show telling me to shut up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I did, That's true. You were I'm going to

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Speaker 2: be mum on Christmas?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah myself?

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Speaker 2: You think this is going to cook itself. Look forward

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Speaker 2: to hearing you guys cover all this female content today.

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Speaker 2: Look forward to hearing one of the best yarns of

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Speaker 2: the year. Shut up, you don't get it anymore plays Ms.

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Speaker 3: Fletchborn and Hailey from your local community Facebook page.

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Speaker 2: This is the top sex now at two minutes.

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Speaker 4: The sex the top six today was going to be

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Speaker 4: top six other native animals. Shane Jones doesn't believe him

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Speaker 4: because apparently he doesn't believe the mile we dolphin exists.

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Speaker 2: That guy's are he's lost the plot.

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Speaker 4: Hear him out, it's in.

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Speaker 5: Dangered right, going to exist soon.

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Speaker 2: And then you'll be like, told you, Oh, I don't

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Speaker 2: know that's how it works.

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Speaker 4: But then Fletch said a very funny thing which is

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Speaker 4: a rare occasion, sort of like a solar roll the

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Speaker 4: shop solar Okay, yes, did move. The Minister of Energy

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Speaker 4: in New Zealand's name is Simon Watts, and we all

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Speaker 4: laugh about it, and so immediately the top sex became

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Speaker 4: the other top sex. New Zealand ministers that name suit

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Speaker 4: their portfolio. Yeah, this is a factual list of real

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Speaker 4: people who have.

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Speaker 5: Jobs in government yep. Of their portfolios.

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Speaker 4: Number six on the list of the top Sex other

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Speaker 4: New Zealand ministers. It's name suit their portfolios, of course.

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Speaker 4: The Minister of Police is Bowry Handcuffs. Of course it

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Speaker 4: was meant to be.

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Speaker 2: It's exactly. Have I not caught that it.

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Speaker 4: Was either going to be Minister of Police or Minister

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Speaker 4: of sex stuff.

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Speaker 2: I don't think there is a minister.

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Speaker 4: The kink minister. Imagine the Minister of hank stuff. I'll

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Speaker 4: do both portfolios. Yeah, so long on your Barry and cank. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: a lot on your plate. Barry Barr is like I

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Speaker 4: can handle it. I am after all. Barry Handcuffs. Number

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Speaker 4: five on the list of the top six Southern New

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Speaker 4: Zealand ministers. That name suit their portfolio. The Minister of

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Speaker 4: Racing Course is Murray. Horse running fast. He's Native American. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: horse running fast, Murray on the front. Yeah, works really well,

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Speaker 4: it does.

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Speaker 2: What else would he be doing?

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Speaker 4: Couldn't be the Minister of Forestry, not with that name. No,

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Speaker 4: of course. The Minister of Forestry, whilst not on the list,

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Speaker 4: we all know his name is Michael Chainsaw.

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Speaker 2: Yeah he's been there for years.

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Speaker 5: For years, spitting Yeah, there's nothing else he could do.

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Speaker 4: Number four on the list of the top six other

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Speaker 4: and you see the ministers that name suit their portfolio

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Speaker 4: is the Minister of Arts, of course, Carolyn Paintbrush, Okay

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Speaker 4: it is her?

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Speaker 2: Is she the MP four tike, yes, correct, all right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because sometimes you don't know those areas and you

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Speaker 4: don't know the ministers. Yeah, the Paintbrush family quite well

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Speaker 4: established her in the runger ticket, right of course, there's

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Speaker 4: paint Bush River.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, well it's named after her family as well.

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Speaker 5: Had no idea.

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Speaker 4: Number three on the list of the top six other

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Speaker 4: ministers that suit their portfolios is the Minister of acc Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: of course. His name is Stephen Obbs Daisy fell Off

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Speaker 4: a ladder for Lufa ladder for Laff ladder, his brother

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Speaker 4: too far. Yeah, got great family though, yeah, hard workers.

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Speaker 4: Number two on the last of the top sex then

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Speaker 4: manister says their suit their portfolios of course.

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Speaker 5: The Minister of Rail. Oh yeah, Thomas Chu Chu Train.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even try on that one. Try could have

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Speaker 2: been a little bit more elegant, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, Thomas autism. It could have

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Speaker 2: been worse. Yeah, it could have been a lot worse.

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Speaker 5: And he did say it and yeah he went back there.

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Speaker 4: And of course number one on the list of the

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Speaker 4: Southern New Zealand ministers that suit.

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Speaker 5: Their portfolios is the Minister of Women's Affairs.

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Speaker 2: Oh Boyd, the famous South Island, the Family, the.

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Speaker 4: Original families of the Canary Region, the High Country, the

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Speaker 4: men's High Country were the men's stationed the men.

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Speaker 2: A couple of times. Yeah, big tourist situations.

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Speaker 4: You know when you're getting you know, some beautiful sheep

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Speaker 4: and beef, you know when you're eating.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to stop that.

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Speaker 3: There play Fletchforn and Tailey.

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Speaker 4: Well, a nightclub in Manchester in the UK is trying

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Speaker 4: a new model to stay afloat because bars are really

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Speaker 4: struggling over there, especially nightclubs. They according to the nighttime

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Speaker 4: industries as recently they've reported in the UK.

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Speaker 2: Look at my nighttime industry's ass. Yeah, look at the day.

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Speaker 4: They're losing three venues a week in the past three

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Speaker 4: seven and ten venues are failing to make a profit.

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Speaker 4: In a quarter of towns and cities that had nightclubs

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Speaker 4: in twenty twenty.

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Speaker 5: Now have none. Really, it's crazy, Yeah, that's wild.

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Speaker 2: If I was in the UK, do my best to

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Speaker 2: support you know, I really would, but I mean, you

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Speaker 2: know what, even what it's like here going out, it's

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Speaker 2: like you go out for a few, it's expensive. Oh

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Speaker 2: yeah gold never forget the day we had was it

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Speaker 2: forty something? I mean it was a big group, but man,

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Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and it was expensive. Yeah, you can't do

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Speaker 2: it that often.

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Speaker 4: So this nightclub XLR and Manchester is trailing B yo

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Speaker 4: B bring your own booze. So ticket buyers arrived with

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Speaker 4: pre brought drinks, pre bought drinks and there's a limit.

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Speaker 4: So eight cans or one seven hundred and fifty mil

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Speaker 4: bottle of spirits per person, no glasses.

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Speaker 5: A look, that's that's a lot. Eight that's yeah, a.

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Speaker 4: Lot to rock in with a seven to fifty mil

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Speaker 4: bottle of spirits. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So after you go so it were's the ice? And

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Speaker 2: who's got a glass?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: And is there no? Wait?

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Speaker 4: So you go in, you go in through security, no

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Speaker 4: glass a lawd You take them to the bar staff.

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Speaker 4: Behind the bar there are numbered wooden shelves like kind

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Speaker 4: of shoe cupboards, like.

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Speaker 2: At the gym, the little cubbies, yeah, like little.

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Speaker 4: Cubby holes you know when you get bowling shoes. And

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Speaker 2: That's business.

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Speaker 5: Layoff, lay off the business, hot take play Ms.

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Speaker 7: Fletch one and Hailey Haley silly little pool.

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Speaker 3: It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool.

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Speaker 4: Silly lady and gentlemen, Is this a silly little pole

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Speaker 2: We were spoken to Morgan Pins, famous six sologist and

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Speaker 5: No, okay.

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Speaker 4: Sixty four percent of people said no, they don't schedule

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Speaker 4: least they're getting it on. Yeah, let's get some feedback.

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Speaker 4: Daniel may have slightly misconstrued what we meant by adult

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Speaker 4: spread that's so sweet. Whatever is sixty to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I had a triple word score with a Q in it.

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Speaker 4: And make it a sexy Q word like we was

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Speaker 2: No, the word queen is not exactly. I've just told

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Speaker 4: We do judge because the main piece doesn't know about

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Speaker 5: How hot society. Also, monogamy is such a yeah, lovers

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Speaker 2: Taylor one of the only animals that do it.

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Speaker 4: There's a few penguins, but not mons. Taylor has seen

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Speaker 5: Hailey was laughing.

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Speaker 2: Why did you get it?

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Speaker 4: Because you can't just bloody you know, the game for

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they get the ball.

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Speaker 2: The loading docks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to clear out the truck. Otherwise when

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Speaker 4: Already there's already like some boxes and the loading and

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Speaker 4: Then when I get the forklifts in there, have a

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Speaker 2: Ye, get a hose through there, fresh.

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Speaker 5: Hose down the loading.

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Speaker 4: Lushing absor Yes, correct, Okay, onto the next one. I

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Speaker 4: think we've done that. Well, yeah, Katie said, kind of

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's actually what they'll teach you.

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Speaker 2: A plunket.

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Speaker 2: Said no, but it's starting to feel like we should.

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Speaker 4: It can be weeks between fun times, and then when

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the forklifts.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd be like, damn right, yeah, yeah, compliments flattering.

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Speaker 4: Oh hello, Bridget, Yes, currently because we're trying to get

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Speaker 2: When you're fertile.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, of your laste of your latto kind of.

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Speaker 4: We always just know it'll be the weekends, as it's

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Speaker 4: We don't, but I do. Oh, and Stumpy says, nah,

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Speaker 4: I like to surprise myself on your stumped Dumpy. So

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Speaker 4: today for silly little Pole, we said to you, are

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Speaker 2: Sixty four percent of you saying no. Play in flesh

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Speaker 2: one and Hailey, what does your favorite This is a

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Speaker 2: sur ah that Adobe did.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so the pdfd if people give me the photoshop, yeah,

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Speaker 2: They do a lot.

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Speaker 5: They do Adobe style housing and.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: this and this is what.

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Speaker 4: We found out, dear listener, that this year twenty twenty

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Speaker 5: How much this is so bad that they have to

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Speaker 2: GenB?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Gen B, gen bs genb's but yes, so if.

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Speaker 4: You're having maybe this year onwards until like twenty thirty

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Speaker 5: That's nats very okay.

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Speaker 2: and I thought that is insane. But actually the question

446
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Speaker 2: these these people were asked is not what font they used?

447
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Speaker 2: The most. Which font do they think looks the most

448
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:53,360
Speaker 2: embarrassing and outdated? Offen face? Okay, so baby boomers thought

449
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 2: the most outdated fonts. The top two was Times New

450
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Speaker 2: Roman and Curian New. Okay, I have no beef with

451
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:05,119
Speaker 2: those classics. Gen x Is thought that the most outdated

452
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,440
Speaker 2: fonts were Comic Sands and Kurian New. Yes, millennials, that's

453
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Speaker 2: us thought that the most outdated fonts were Comic Sands

454
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Speaker 2: and Papyrus.

455
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Speaker 4: Rust. So why did Avatar one of the biggest movie

456
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Speaker 4: you see this is and ol schedule with Royan Goslin

457
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Speaker 4: rules that they spent all this money on the most

458
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Speaker 4: expensive movie ever made, that made the most money you

459
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Speaker 4: ever made, and.

460
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Speaker 2: They just used a default font. It's wilds why it's

461
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Speaker 2: so good? So we think comic Sands and Papyrus are

462
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 2: the most outdated and embarrassing, and gen Z's thought that

463
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Speaker 2: Kourian New and Papyrus at the top right, we're the

464
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Speaker 2: most embarrassing.

465
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Speaker 4: So if one of those fonts is your favorite font,

466
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Speaker 4: it's quite embarrassing for your shame, but topping.

467
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,360
Speaker 2: The list for all generations wing things anyway.

468
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 4: No one's using wing wings was using in the nineties

469
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Speaker 4: to see coded messages to your pals, I know, and then.

470
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Speaker 2: You highlight it and then change it. Now Lobster is

471
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Speaker 2: appearing here a lot. Oh, okay, Lobster is this just

472
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 2: for reference? It's kind of a curly seventies, isn't it?

473
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 2: Based on the chain in America? Red loves Red?

474
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Speaker 5: Lobster?

475
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Speaker 2: Is it looks like it looks like? Yeah? Okay, Now

476
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Speaker 2: what your favorite font says about you?

477
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Speaker 5: Okay?

478
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Speaker 2: So my favorite font is Calibri. If I'm in a

479
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 2: word document, I had a beautiful, smooth Calibra. There's no

480
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Speaker 2: there's no seraph on it. Yeah, there's no slant on it.

481
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Speaker 2: It's just thin and round. It's better than Ariel like

482
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Speaker 2: me sometimes then sometimes you know what I mean, better

483
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Speaker 2: than aerial. Aeriel can suck it.

484
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Speaker 4: It's wide. Ariels too wide. Calibri is beautiful. Yeah, you're beautiful.

485
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Speaker 4: Just a moment into Homer. Yeah, I like to Homer

486
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Speaker 4: as well, But Calibre are my favorite. Okay, So what

487
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Speaker 4: Calibri being our favorite? This is what its about us?

488
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 4: Probably a gen z Okay, so I'll take that. Take it, sure,

489
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 4: Youngnize analytical and detail oriented, that's you, Fletch not so much,

490
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Speaker 4: may somewhat organized.

491
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Speaker 2: That's you Fletch works in tech would be their prediction.

492
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Speaker 5: Oh okay, uh, what's yours?

493
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Speaker 2: The options are Halvetica, Times, New Roman, Calibra, Aerial Impact.

494
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Speaker 5: I know that's probably it's.

495
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Speaker 2: You're probably a gen Z as well, practical and down

496
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Speaker 2: to earth, very organized, and also work in tech, wing things.

497
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Speaker 2: If your favorite fonts, favorite font baby boomer, outgoing and social,

498
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Speaker 2: very organized, work and architecture, Papyrus if that's your favorite font,

499
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 2: you're probably a baby boomer. Creative and imaginative, somewhat organized,

500
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Speaker 2: work in the camera, and isn't it to a t

501
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Speaker 2: If you like Korean new yep, you could be a

502
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Speaker 2: gen Z analytical and detail oriented, somewhat organized, work as

503
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Speaker 2: a software developer. And if you like comic sands, baby boomer,

504
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 2: creative and imaginative, very organized, and work in education. Okay,

505
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 2: it was the prediction of those of your favorite fonts.

506
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Speaker 4: It really as a kid's education font. Isn't to open

507
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:25,360
Speaker 4: a word dog and just write some Have you ever

508
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 4: been to that one thousand and one free fonts or whatever?

509
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's so long, you just like, how

510
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Speaker 4: do I choose?

511
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so good when you were when you were

512
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Speaker 2: a kid in the nineties or early two thousands and

513
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: you were making your birthday invites the lettering on word

514
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 2: and then you used to go in to one thousand

515
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Speaker 2: and one fonts.

516
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Speaker 5: And yeah, it's so good man.

517
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, what am I going to do?

518
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Speaker 7: Man?

519
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 2: The world's my oyster? Which one am I going to

520
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 2: put it? My font oyster?

521
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 4: And I've got publisher open. I'm about to whack a

522
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Speaker 4: border on the side, to add.

523
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Speaker 2: A floral border, and the gals are gonna be like,

524
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Speaker 2: she's so cool.

525
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Speaker 1: Play z ms Fletchborn and Hayley.

526
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 4: Ice creams, rice creams. I remember my grandfather being outraged

527
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,719
Speaker 4: at Memphis Mountdown. What how could you be outraged at

528
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 4: a Memphis Mountdown? The price of it and how much

529
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 4: ice cream was getting. He was a volume man.

530
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 2: I inherited.

531
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 4: Volumeter because it at the time when those came out.

532
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 4: You could have got like one of those double double code.

533
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 4: You've probably got four ribbon to pocono and got one

534
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Speaker 4: of the famous.

535
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Speaker 2: I would have said, can I Waites?

536
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Speaker 7: Is it?

537
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

538
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Speaker 4: Jeez, Louise, I'm I'm learning. But it's like tomato, it's

539
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 4: not isn't. It's not a multi word of origin. It's

540
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Speaker 4: not a Maori version of a white word.

541
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Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, definitely. I thought pocono was like

542
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 2: that too.

543
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 4: It was like when I learned that patoni was a

544
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Speaker 4: Maori word, and I was like, what patoni in the

545
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 4: Yeah you pit one?

546
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 2: Pit one. We learn, and it's great that we learn

547
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 2: and we accept learning.

548
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 4: At the time, you could have driven to book book

549
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Speaker 4: and one of their famous Big ice seven ice creams

550
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 4: saw the same price as a Memphis Mountdown blew his mind. Now,

551
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 4: earlier this year, the viral sensation of those ice creams

552
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 4: that looked like the fruit they were flavored after that

553
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 4: went bananas.

554
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they still have been, haven't they. Yea, they're

555
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,399
Speaker 2: still going crazy. They didn't have bananas. That's why I

556
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 2: didn't try it, because banana's my favorite flavor. I love bananas.

557
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 4: Now there's ice cream that looks like fried chicken. I

558
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 4: know I've seen these and it's like, what that looks?

559
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 2: Really? Wait?

560
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 5: Is it better?

561
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 2: No ice cream?

562
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 5: Cookie crumbs? That cookie crumbs? But how have they made

563
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 5: it like fried chicken?

564
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: Food? Science?

565
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 7: Yeah?

566
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Speaker 2: Dare I say the chiny he's rabbit again?

567
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 4: You can say that, what's what is it a drumstick

568
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 4: shaped like a drumstick? Yeah, no bone, nobody is a

569
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 4: stick though, right, No, there's I think there's a thing

570
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 4: in the middle. A friend of mine had one, and

571
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 4: it was like, it's kind of got like this chocolate

572
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 4: dude in the middle, or like a chocolate.

573
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 5: But it's also like I've seen three different brands.

574
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 4: Obviously one brand died this and two other brands were like,

575
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 4: let's go yeah, immediately duped it. But now there's an

576
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 4: ice cream that looks like a chicken drumstick. A friendne

577
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 4: had one, and he said it was the weirdest thing

578
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 4: looking at it and been like, this is a chicken

579
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 4: drumstick biting into it and like it's an ice cream.

580
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: Wait, because your brain would be like.

581
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 7: Chicken.

582
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 5: I've had this hundreds of times.

583
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's some photos of this. Is somebody has put

584
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 4: it up a little bit of a I'm trying it.

585
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 4: Don't be fooled. It's ice creams is the package. But

586
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 4: look that's what it looks like. That looks like a

587
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 4: perfectly fried drumstick. I want to eat that, but I

588
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 4: wanted to taste slate herbs and Spicer that was like

589
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 4: Korean fried chicken was taken care an effort. This isn't

590
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 4: just some sloppy fast food takeaway drumsticks. Someone's put some

591
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 4: cur but it's an ice cream. It's ice cream. Okay,

592
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 4: I need to try one of those, because I wasn't

593
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 4: a fan of those other ones. They didn't try them,

594
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 4: but they weren't. I mean it's hard to beat just

595
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 4: a good old ice cream. Yeah, because you know, I'm

596
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 4: good to good at gum Drops, Team good Good again.

597
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 2: Through it to the day I die.

598
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 5: Do you ever think you will age out of good

599
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 5: good gun drop never? Or you pass it now?

600
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: Like maybe in the rest time.

601
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 4: They'll be like, you can't have those because you'll choke

602
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 4: on them, and I'll be like, well what a way

603
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 4: to go?

604
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: Okay.

605
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 4: Some feedback, Yeah they're overrated. Okay, the chicken drumsticks overrated.

606
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 4: Somebody said there's a full on burger ice cream as well.

607
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah it looks like a burger. God, you know, I

608
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 2: love those things that look like something.

609
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 4: But it's okay, that's why you you love so much.

610
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 4: The cakes that cake on Netflix? Yeah, great stuff, but

611
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 4: it's just thought everything was cake for a while there

612
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 4: cutting into one every day.

613
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Speaker 2: We were are you.

614
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 4: Because I didn't want to wear my shoes to work

615
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 4: because I thought it was there were cakes.

616
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: He keep coming and beer foot We're like, were your shoes?

617
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 2: He was like they weren't shoes anymore. I knew it.

618
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Speaker 5: They're trying to fool me.

619
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. He's like, they're watching me, trying to

620
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Speaker 2: get me to put my foot into some cakes.

621
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 5: And then I camped on the on Parliament grounds. You

622
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 5: guys came and rescued me, and.

623
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Speaker 2: He was throwing bricks.

624
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Speaker 5: It was really, I mean, it was just enough a

625
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 5: bit of a hole there, guys baby.

626
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Speaker 2: Because they were like, don't make me get the vaccine,

627
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 2: and you were like, the vaccine, it's cake. It's just cake.

628
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Speaker 2: Push the needle. Here's a picture of the burger. That's

629
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Speaker 2: ice cream.

630
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Speaker 4: Okay, that's yeah. Wait, what's the bun? Is the bun

631
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Speaker 4: ice cream?

632
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Speaker 3: You play Zims Flesh One and Hailey play Zims Fletchborne

633
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 3: and Hailey.

634
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Speaker 2: Now, if you've just joined the show, no, my heart

635
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: and my welcome. We're having a lot of fun. We

636
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 2: do every day Monday to Friday, six or nine. Fletch

637
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 2: won't have you laugh out louder. You may have missed

638
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 2: that I am. I decided that I want to become

639
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: a skater girl because I saw a girl skate past

640
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 2: me in Sydney and I thought, man, she looks hot,

641
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: and I'm actually all about looking hot.

642
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, but are you confusing the fact that you thought

643
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,239
Speaker 4: she was quite attractive.

644
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 7: So much?

645
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 4: I reckon, what's that? It helps when people are hot? Oh,

646
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 4: she was hot on the board, but I'm not me.

647
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 5: If there was no board, would she have still been hot?

648
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? But the board elevated the hot nurse. It's like me,

649
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: I'm hot, you know, like that's not the problem here,

650
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 2: But I'm just constantly like, how can we get this

651
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 2: thing hotter? Right?

652
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 4: Are you worrying though, that if you do get on

653
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 4: a skateboard you might be too hot for people and interimidating?

654
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a real problem of mine. I find that

655
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 2: a lot of men can't look me in the eye

656
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 2: because of my beguiling beauty.

657
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 5: So you actually need to mang it up a little bit,

658
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 5: Maybe get rolls.

659
00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: I held rollerblades plural ones. Yes, that could be kind. Yeah,

660
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 2: I know it's hot. I'm constantly combating this hotness, so

661
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll just lean in, yep, get hotter. So

662
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 2: I did. I announced on here that I was going

663
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: to learn how to skate. We've got a few things

664
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 2: actually in the background, including there is a place in

665
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 2: Auckland that does skates skating for girls, okay, skateboarding for girls.

666
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 2: The only thing is if you go on their instagram

667
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: all like eight yeah, and I'm like thirty six in

668
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 2: a week.

669
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 5: Or so, Yeah, I think you might need a private

670
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 5: lesson maybe.

671
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, We're going to do a one on one

672
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: because I'm embarrassed. So instead, before I get there, to

673
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 2: sort of get ahead, I've done a few things, including

674
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: I watched this video. Now I'll just turn down my

675
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 2: because I'm actually doing a double DJ here. I'm just

676
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 2: right okay, Spotify and then I'll I'll add up this guy.

677
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 2: This is who I found. This is a video on YouTube.

678
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: My name's Aaron Caira.

679
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 8: I'm a sponsored skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay area,

680
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 8: and today I'm going to teach you the beginning skater

681
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 8: how to skate.

682
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 5: If you're over thirty, Yes, that's it's good tonight.

683
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,760
Speaker 2: It's quite a good thing. A lot of them obviously

684
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 2: are aimed at children. Yep, and I am just to

685
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 2: reiterate thirty.

686
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: They don't they don't take the hips into account, the

687
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 4: soul back, yeah, you know, the yeah, all the things

688
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 4: that come with being thirty y theround harder.

689
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. And so this guy from America taught me that

690
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: the first thing I have to learn first.

691
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 8: First, first, first basic thing you have got to learn

692
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 8: on your skateboard is which foot are you going to

693
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 8: put forward? And the best way to figure this out

694
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 8: is if you were going to pretend there was ice

695
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 8: there and you're going to run and fly. For me,

696
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 8: I naturally put my right foot forward. That means I

697
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 8: am what is called goofy.

698
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 2: So goofy is your right foot goes on the board

699
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 2: force and regular is that you're just left foot forward.

700
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 7: Right.

701
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: So picture me in my lounge. Have you ever been

702
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 2: snowboarding before? Once? And I got a lesson live on air? Okay, right,

703
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 2: so no, because I'm left handed, but I'm ambidextress. It's

704
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: confusing to me. It's it doesn't always aligne I'm gonna

705
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: loop skateboard. Okay. So I had to stand up in

706
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: my lounge with this video on the big TV kind

707
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: of going and his thing was run a little bit.

708
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: And then if you're sliding on ice, which way are

709
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 2: you going for? Left would be regular? Right as goofy, Yeah,

710
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 2: I'm goofy. You goofy, I'm a goofy gow yeah regular?

711
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 2: Wait have you skateboard?

712
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 7: Yeah?

713
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 2: So then I made a commitment. Oh my god, you know,

714
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 2: I was looking up the things that I needed. I

715
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: started looking up helmets because that is like the main

716
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 2: thing for me. I don't want a brain injury.

717
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 4: Well, and it would be too much for us to

718
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 4: have to, you know, prop me up every day for

719
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 4: us to adjust to her brain injury.

720
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you'd be like, Heyley, do you want to

721
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 2: have any.

722
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 4: Take on there constantly like put the straw in my mouth.

723
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 4: I'd be like yeah, because I'm closest, so I'd have

724
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 4: to do the store all the time.

725
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: Or one of those brain injuries where I'm exactly the

726
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: same and very capable, but I've become quite aggressive, more aggressive.

727
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 2: So the first thing I looked at was helmet right,

728
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: because that's very important to me. And then I was

729
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 2: looking at the right helmets. I've been all these websites,

730
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 2: right helmets for beginners, rating helmets for people who early thirties,

731
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 2: and it showed me this helmet, which it turns out

732
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 2: I already own from my when I decided I want

733
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: to be a cyclist and I didn't want to wear

734
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 2: a cycle helmet.

735
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 5: So again, do you think that you're just going to

736
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 5: end up buying all this gear and it's.

737
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 2: Gonna already bought this gear because I already have it,

738
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 2: So into the garage, saved money, went to the garage,

739
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 2: found it. I've got the helmet already, okay. And then

740
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 2: I was like, I need to choose a board. I

741
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: wanted a complete set. I'm not into doing the custom

742
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 2: makes at the moment. And I've chosen my board. This

743
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: is it here. It's a checkerboard globe skatesboard. So I've

744
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: got to get a wide one because I'm big in

745
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 2: the ft, I'm long in the fun.

746
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 5: I'm along in the Okay. I didn't have a wide

747
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 5: one though.

748
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 4: Yeah.

749
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 2: Well they said for for people who are learning older

750
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 2: you want more stability to or wider board, it's going

751
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 2: to be a great.

752
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 5: Way, yeah, learning to surf on a long board.

753
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 2: Basically. Yeah, I mean, listen, I've committed. I watched the video.

754
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 2: I've decided that I'm goofy footage. I've got the helmet

755
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 2: out of the garage and given it a dust, and

756
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 2: I have bought a board and it's on its way.

757
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 4: Okay, can you just block curious for a second. Okay,

758
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 4: how many times do you think she'll go out on

759
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 4: this thing? No, she'll fall over once twice, Yeah, and

760
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 4: then twice and then that'll be there and then give up.

761
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

762
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 4: We were just say we're so proud that you cure

763
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 4: all this money on this new I think.

764
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: People just get to their thirties and we think, you know,

765
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 2: we're like done and we've learned what we're going to learn.

766
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: And I just want to inspire people to say, no, yeah,

767
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: I agree. Good for the brain. Yeah, great for the

768
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 2: brain unless it takes that and wordle just word.

769
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 5: Off the DIMENSI yeah.

770
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 4: Words the New York Times mini games and due am

771
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 4: I'm pickling that. You know, I've been reading a little

772
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 4: bit about peckling and apple side of.

773
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 2: Vinegar and Jamison's I'm sorry it's not stimulating enough for me.

774
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to become a skater girl. Okay.

775
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 4: And we found like a good spot because he's a

776
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 4: pump track not far from my house pump.

777
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 2: He's actually a ramp like a half but I don't

778
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 2: know a concrete bar. Very just shift your body play

779
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 2: Flevaorn and Haley. I want to know now when living

780
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 2: with the parents all the in laws went wrong and

781
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 2: how bad did it?

782
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 4: Kid, Because a lot of people move home. Maybe they're

783
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 4: saving for a new their first house, so they move

784
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 4: in with one of the one of the parents, one

785
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 4: of the sets appearance, or your parents get older and

786
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 4: downstairs and they come and live with you.

787
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, as is the case with my family with my parents,

788
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: wanted to move up north. And good babysitting for you too,

789
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: good babysitting for me? And is you know my life

790
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: is an absolute chambo.

791
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 5: You're you'll be the baby.

792
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: I literally text my mom and I was like, get

793
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 2: ready to heavy lift. She I'm ready. I'm excited.

794
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 5: Your parents are going to see you hardly.

795
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And I like my family. We're very close,

796
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: as you know, we kiss on the mouth, you know,

797
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 2: so we're just a very very close family.

798
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 4: Wait, are you going to go home every day after

799
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 4: work and like kiss on the mouth because you're living

800
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 4: with me every day when.

801
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 2: I'm with my parents where we have a kiss before

802
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: bead No night on the mouth. No, probably on the

803
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: cheek or the he or something like that, really weird

804
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 2: kiss on the mouth and when you haven't seen each

805
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 2: other for a while. Okay, yeah, anyway, stop talking about

806
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: how my family kisses on the mouth. It's very normal.

807
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 2: It's not very normal.

808
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,240
Speaker 5: It's not normal anyway.

809
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 2: I was also reading an article about a woman who's

810
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: in laws were like, oh, you guys, are you know,

811
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 2: saving to buy a home. Come live with us for

812
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 2: a bit. And it just dismantled, like it just all

813
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 2: fell apart. The mum's a narcissist. It was just like

814
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 2: an absolute horror show. And it kind of tore up

815
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 2: their relationship. Wow, Okay, it didn't end up buying a

816
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: house together because they're no longer together. Wow, after living

817
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: with his parents and their parents stay together, I'm assuming yes, yeah,

818
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 2: the parents are together, right, They just tore the family

819
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 2: apart basically. Okay, So I want to know, as you say,

820
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: in this day and age, there are a lot of

821
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 2: people that will be living with their families. When did

822
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 2: living with the parents go wrong? Maybe it just maybe

823
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: put a little hrift in your family. Maybe it just

824
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 2: maybe they caught you because this is a conversation Patsy

825
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 2: and Iya now negotiating. Even you're an adult, you move

826
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: back and you're under their rules. Yeah, but then you're

827
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: an adult. You should be allowed to do a few

828
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 2: more things. I want to hear those terrible stories of

829
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: living with your parents as an adult.

830
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 5: Oh, eight hundred dollars at em as a number, I

831
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 5: call us. Now you can text in how was.

832
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 2: Living with your parents as an adult and if it

833
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 2: went wrong or if it was an absolute nightmare. Yeah,

834
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 2: because I write an article about it actually ended up

835
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 2: breaking up a relationship. And also, my parents are about

836
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 2: to move on with me.

837
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 4: Somebody messaged in saying the problem with when I moved

838
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 4: back in with my parents that became abundantly clear to

839
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 4: me that they were having far more sex than I was.

840
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 5: Oh no, so you moved back into their six.

841
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 2: You'd be shearing like this is a bit of a block.

842
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: Block.

843
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 2: There's at my message and saying they my parents split

844
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 2: up when I was living with them and it was

845
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 2: so bad and toxic I had to move in with

846
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: my sister instead.

847
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 4: Maybe you are or maybe you're the problem. Well, you're

848
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 4: a drag on everybody. You were dragging your parents down.

849
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 4: Now you're immediately rather than rather than than being the

850
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 4: peg who builds his house out of bricks, you're just

851
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 4: going to do a dog onto the next one, you know.

852
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, the first house was the cirx. You went to

853
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 2: the Stones and Straws parents.

854
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 4: So they finally get rid of their kids and again

855
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 4: come back, changed the locks, and they just have a

856
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 4: nice toxic div horse in their own time, in their

857
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 4: own place, and then got one of their kids all

858
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 4: up in their face. Somebody asked mesage and that they

859
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 4: did not realize when they were living with them as

860
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 4: a kid, but when they moved back in with their parents,

861
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 4: just want to slob their dad was, Yeah, Mum was

862
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 4: just doing all the work. And it was a real

863
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 4: eck that dad was so useless. Yeah, I'm not.

864
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: I'm not cleaning up craigs pubes. I'll say it here

865
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 2: and now, oh my god, yesterday I went to use

866
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 2: the bathroom, got weight hang on cubes.

867
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 4: I went to use the bathroom at the gym yesterday.

868
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 4: That one of the cubicles and I get there and

869
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 4: I got a man blow drawing them. No, I went

870
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 4: up to lift up the toilet seat because I had

871
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 4: to wheze. Oh, yeah, of course you're a gentleman. You

872
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 4: lift the seat. Yeah, I had the sea and then

873
00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,919
Speaker 4: I lifted and in the toilet someone had stood over

874
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 4: the toilet and.

875
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 5: From their pube, and it was just pubes everywhere, and I.

876
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 4: Was just like.

877
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars in them. When did you see pubes that?

878
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 2: It makes me feel a little bit sick.

879
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's greazy, a little suck off, okay, And they

880
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 4: weren't we They weren't wet pubes.

881
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 2: They were dry in the bowl, so no one had

882
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 2: flushed them away.

883
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 4: You gotta flush, but even then the float here floats.

884
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 4: You're not gonna have to flush those pupa. Take it

885
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 4: from someone whos tried. I've tried to flush pubes as well.

886
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 4: You need double flush and maybe some papers and paid

887
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 4: away sort of like wipe the way. This person hadn't

888
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 4: even flat, like there was no courtesy flush. That's gross.

889
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 2: Report them who's pubes? You have to take some pubes

890
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: exactly a suicide sample. Did you do you think that

891
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: that person's at the gym? They get a text bing bang?

892
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 2: What are you up to? Do you want to come over?

893
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean like a hawker and

894
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 2: then sorry, just one of those texts and and then

895
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: they've just been like, oh my god, my pubes.

896
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 4: Are you have to shave it in there or maybe

897
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 4: someone has this shave maybe so ye, but it's not

898
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 4: just a shaver, that's a clipper.

899
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 2: Yeah that carrying. Yeah, wild back to when living with

900
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 2: your parents went wrong. Some are just Texas and we

901
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 2: were building when we were building a house, we lived

902
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: with my parents and my cat got in a fight

903
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: with their cat and broke their cat's chure.

904
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 5: Well you've got alpha cat. You've got the alpha cat.

905
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: Wow.

906
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 5: Mum would not be happy about.

907
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: So a message and saying girl, So I think it's

908
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 2: I think it's aimed at May. We moved in with

909
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 2: my partner's parents six months ago, need to discussed. The

910
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 2: initial plan was four weeks max. Guess how many times

911
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: we've had sex twice in six months.

912
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 5: Because they don't leave. Boomers don't leave.

913
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 4: You know that, they never go out for breakfast, they

914
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,080
Speaker 4: never go out for anything. So you kind of yeah,

915
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 4: I don't know what you've done here, haven't thought this through.

916
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 4: But then like they say, initial plan four weeks max,

917
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,839
Speaker 4: that's one month. There's six months. You've got six months leave.

918
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 4: I do have six months till they leave your parents? Yeah,

919
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 4: give them a brown know you all need brown noise

920
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 4: machines to the metallica right through the house. The idea

921
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 4: of my parents no flat when you when he was

922
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 4: getting down to it because he'd put on an Incubus

923
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 4: CD and he only ever got the third song whatever.

924
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: Clay z MS Fletchford and a lot.

925
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 2: Of people are experiences We've talked about it before. Are

926
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 2: dating app fatigue. Whereas I, for example, have never been

927
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 2: on the apps for many, many.

928
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 5: Years and you're single, and it's quite a novelty still

929
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 5: for you.

930
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 2: I I love the good, the bad, the ugly, and

931
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 2: prefer the hot, the tall, sexy. But you know what

932
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 2: I mean, like the whole the whole thing. I'm finding

933
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: quite fun, but of a laugh sorts. It's quite a

934
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 2: good dopamine little hat.

935
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 5: When do you think that will wear off and you'll

936
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 5: be jaded like everybody else.

937
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 2: I think that a lot of people on dating apps,

938
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: and that's what they'refore, are looking for some someone and something,

939
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 2: you know, maybe long term yea that I'm not so

940
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: I think if you were on there being like I

941
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,479
Speaker 2: want something to like fulfill my heart.

942
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:08,919
Speaker 4: It would be very difficult and you get fatigued. I'm

943
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 4: looking for a different kind of a filming. So unless

944
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 4: she's been honest with herself, yeah.

945
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's very free. Yeah. So there is a

946
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 2: I didn't realize it was a trend for September to

947
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: help combat this app fatigue. It's called sit at the

948
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 2: bar September, which is something you can just try any

949
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 2: month of the year totally, but they're just like, it's

950
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: just being talked about a lot because it works with

951
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 2: the s of September. Yep, you know, sit at the

952
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 2: bar August doesn't feel as good.

953
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 4: No, sit at the bar October yeah yeah, sit at

954
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 4: the bar January yeah, sit at the bar Februarary, and

955
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 4: then we have to try to say that month, yeah,

956
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 4: and you just feel stupid.

957
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 2: It's the whole time. So this is out of New

958
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 2: York City, so like that that plays absolutely packed with bars.

959
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 2: But I think this would look with your local tibe

960
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 2: wayo as well. Okay, here is how to this breakdown.

961
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 2: Sit at a bar. So if you're just done with

962
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 2: the apps and the messaging and everything, Step one, find

963
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 2: your spot. Okay, so whether it's your local tie BYO

964
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 2: or your local I.

965
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 5: Don't think a is going to work for you.

966
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 2: I'm small towns listening, like, we don't have bars on

967
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: bars Saint New York City in this country famously have

968
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: one thing. It's pubs.

969
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, pub it's a part of local.

970
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 2: She's a comfortable bar or venue with good seating and

971
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: friendly staff. You can get anything from an elegant cocktail

972
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: bar to a dive bar or sports bar, queer bar,

973
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 2: even a sober bar. That've suggested Step two make some

974
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: goals without pressure. Set is attainable social goals like I'm

975
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 2: going to introduce myself to at least one new person

976
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 2: each album. Oh I like that?

977
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 4: Yeah right, So because I've also heard people talk about this,

978
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 4: even if you get rejected, it's a learning moment. Yeah,

979
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 4: totally help with rejection because a lot of people that's

980
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 4: also a very hard thing.

981
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 2: And also if you get rejected, what have you lost? Nothing?

982
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've actually lost nothing. You still get to go home.

983
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is overrated anyway, your self esteem bar has

984
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 4: gone down or not?

985
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: Because I'm walking into a bar with heaps of that anywhere.

986
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 2: So sitting an attainable goal like your goal could be

987
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 2: I want to go home with someone tonight, whatever you want.

988
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: You got to be just without pressure. You're sitting this goal,

989
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: but you're going to focus on having fun rather than

990
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 2: obsessing over scoring a day. Maybe it's just getting someone's number. Yep, totally,

991
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 2: I do you know what, I've got an idea after this.

992
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 2: Step three, go alone so you can't like check it

993
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 2: out and be like, I'll just take a friend, because

994
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: you guys are just going to sit there bantering all night.

995
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 2: Then you're getting drunk, and then we're like now and

996
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 2: now we're not focusing on what this is. Increases your

997
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: chance of meeting new people if if it's with friends

998
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: like that just closes it off for people aren't going

999
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 2: to approach you. Avoid your phone and maintain an approachable

1000
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,399
Speaker 2: body language. So just sit there and enjoy your drink.

1001
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 2: Look around. Don't just be on your phone because you're

1002
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 2: closed off. And some singles are using creative hacks like

1003
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 2: having personal business cards with photos and contact info, being like, wow,

1004
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: if you like me, here you go, here's my Instagram.

1005
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,720
Speaker 5: Oh wow, okay.

1006
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: Step for have fun and stay safe. Be cautious about

1007
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 2: drink safety so you don't want to be sitting here

1008
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 2: getting sloppy on your own wants to see a solo

1009
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 2: woman at a bar falling off your store. Treat yourself

1010
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 2: like your own day and enjoy the experience, regardless of

1011
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 2: romantic outcomes, and ditch the apps for September and do

1012
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 2: this give it a go. I like this so much,

1013
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 2: and I was like, do you know what I'm going

1014
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 2: to duneed in this weekend? Friday tonight, I'm performing sold

1015
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 2: out Saturday. Asks you if you still want to come

1016
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 2: this ticket Taylor Sprowl dot com.

1017
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 4: It's because Hailey scheduled a comedy gig on the same

1018
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 4: day as the Rugged.

1019
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1020
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 4: Rugby is because morning and I go to this rugby game.

1021
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 4: It's five oh five keck off.

1022
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but my show's six thirty. So if you

1023
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 2: want to have a meal before my show you you

1024
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 2: know it's a clash, come on Saturday hang out with me.

1025
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 2: I might do this because I don't know anyone in

1026
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 2: dneda right, peckamark, go go to the octagon, peck a bar.

1027
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to go out after my show on Saturday night.

1028
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 2: Oh god, after the rugby Dannie done after the right.

1029
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 2: But I'm going to do this. I'm going to go

1030
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 2: out and I'm gonna take myself on a little solo

1031
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 2: day and I'm going to celebrate sit in a class September.

1032
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 5: No phone, no phone.

1033
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 4: What if you get a number, then I can bring

1034
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 4: out the phone. I just want to be scrolling right, Okay,

1035
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 4: and I will.

1036
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 2: I'm going to give this a go because I think

1037
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,720
Speaker 2: this is a really good idea for singles.

1038
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 3: Plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley plays z ms Fletchborn

1039
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 3: and Haley.

1040
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the best yarns I've ever

1041
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: been told, just because I just I just blurted out

1042
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: laughing yesterday.

1043
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 4: I wait, Normally, when you hear a friend says this,

1044
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 4: it's it's always an urban legend.

1045
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 2: No, this doesn't leave the table. Yeah yeah, and so

1046
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 2: this it was this doesn't leave the table, and she wasn't.

1047
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: This is how it happened is I went to the

1048
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 2: pub last night with some friends to catch up. That

1049
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 2: was there, my two friends and their two kids. Ye,

1050
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 2: and we're sitting there and I'm chatting at this and

1051
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 2: one of the kids is like, Oh, you've got a

1052
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 2: bug in your heir, and I was like, ah, like

1053
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 2: this and I couldn't get it, and some other friend

1054
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 2: was trying to get this and get this buck out

1055
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 2: of my hand, and we saw it kind of flying.

1056
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 2: I was like, what was it? And they were like,

1057
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like a little sort of small thing.

1058
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 2: I said, God, I hope it wasn't an m O

1059
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 2: t H. And then I revealed to them that I

1060
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 2: have a phobia of them ot H.

1061
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my god, so we can't

1062
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 5: even say the word no.

1063
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 2: And they were like, and I went and my whole

1064
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 2: body did that thing that it does, and I got

1065
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 2: all twitter and they were like, oh my god, wow,

1066
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 2: and they said, oh no, there it was. And it

1067
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 2: was a tiny little cockroach, like a little baby one.

1068
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 5: You have a baby cockroach?

1069
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 7: And knew it.

1070
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:36,879
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1071
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: It got all stuck in my hair and I was like,

1072
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 2: oh my god. I said, oh no, that's fine. Cockroaches

1073
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,600
Speaker 2: are fine. I can handle them because I've got such

1074
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 2: a complex with the mo O t h is. I

1075
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 2: can handle a cockroach. I said. Once when we were renovating,

1076
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: when we had no floor, a cockroach woke me up

1077
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 2: by crawling across my face. I was like, this is

1078
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 2: so gross, and then immediately the kids were like, you

1079
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 2: think that's bad? Mom? Tell them? And Mom was like,

1080
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 2: why have you brought this up? And she told me

1081
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 2: about one time she was just going about her day

1082
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 2: and was wearing pantyhose, like I'm wearing like tights, okay,

1083
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 2: and she went to the toilet. She pulled down her

1084
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: tights to go to the toilet and did her business

1085
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 2: and pulled up her tights and went about her you know,

1086
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: left the bathroom and everything, and then she sat down

1087
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 2: and was like, oh my goodness, and felt something into

1088
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 2: her anus.

1089
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 6: No.

1090
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: I thought there was gonna be an a toliy paper

1091
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 2: or something like what. No one was cockroach. I assumed

1092
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:50,319
Speaker 2: to have got into the leg or something crawled into

1093
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: her anus and not like around something burrowed into her anus, right,

1094
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,200
Speaker 2: and must be a truly terrifying feeling wombed. Yeah, I

1095
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 2: would imagine, would.

1096
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 5: Imagine even and know an entrant.

1097
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she was like it felt like a buzzing,

1098
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,400
Speaker 2: like a physic inside of us. She calls her husband

1099
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 2: and is like, there's something in my anus and he's

1100
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 2: like okay, and she's like no, no, no, we need

1101
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 2: to go to A and E like something is here.

1102
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,359
Speaker 2: I've seen him again.

1103
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 4: If something accidentally ends up in myus, I'm not gonna

1104
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 4: a few hours.

1105
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going a day, and I don't erectly. And

1106
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: she's like no, but she doesn't know what it is.

1107
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 2: She doesn't know at this point, chugs some olive oil.

1108
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 2: Flash it out, you know. Yeah, she comes or she

1109
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 2: knows that she went to the bathroom and now suddenly

1110
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 2: something's happening, a burrowing. She goes to the A and

1111
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:53,439
Speaker 2: A puts herself up in the stir ass. They open

1112
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 2: up her as using what I guess some kind of

1113
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 2: like like a you know, from the Killer. Yeah, and

1114
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 2: in there they find almost like a palm sized cockroach.

1115
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,240
Speaker 2: They say, it's the biggest cockroach they have ever seen.

1116
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,680
Speaker 2: This is not true. That is not a photo of

1117
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 2: the cockrow. Yeah, they've got, they've got, but they didn't

1118
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 2: have the like the actual photos with them. They had this.

1119
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 2: It was a palm sized cockroach that had gone up

1120
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 2: and because she had panicked so much, her sphincter had

1121
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 2: crushed it to death. So what I am learning is

1122
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:31,919
Speaker 2: her scrap down Georgia Bird's face.

1123
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 4: Her sphinger is more powerful than a nuclear bomb.

1124
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, fall out. They can't survive this woman's iron gri

1125
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 2: I know.

1126
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 4: And so at the time the conchroaches, well, that would

1127
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 4: be a nice place maybe afternoon, and her penny hose

1128
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 4: and undies down on the ground.

1129
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 2: It would have crawled in there. She would have just

1130
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 2: pulled them up and in a panic. This thing has

1131
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 2: burrowed into rainus. And I just said was like this,

1132
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 2: because her husband was there being like, yeah, we had

1133
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 2: to drive to the thing like it was like the

1134
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,920
Speaker 2: kids knew and I didn't say.

1135
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 5: I wouldn't even tell my husband.

1136
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 2: I'll with my new friends. Yeah.

1137
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 4: I think your friends are quickly going to learn not

1138
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 4: to tell you stories like this because then they end

1139
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 4: up on the.

1140
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 2: Right phone call I reckon it's her anyway. Wait, so

1141
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:28,359
Speaker 2: that they had to extract the dead cockroach. So they

1142
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 2: said to her it was in there and it was dead,

1143
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 2: so it wasn't moving anymore, but she could. She was

1144
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 2: convinced she could feel it. They said to her, because

1145
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 2: you can't because of the size of it. It's not

1146
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 2: and it's not as solid. She couldn't bear down, she

1147
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: couldn't PvE it. So they said, you're gonna have to

1148
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 2: wait till you have a bowel movement and it will

1149
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 2: flush it out. And she said, over my dead body,

1150
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 2: get that had to forceip it out basically that which

1151
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,759
Speaker 2: is how they were able to see that it was

1152
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 2: so large.

1153
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 5: I don't know what to say about that.

1154
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 2: So I thought we could do a phoner, not what

1155
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 2: burrowed inside your ain us. But that was my prediction

1156
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 2: of the.

1157
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 4: Phone I was when you were saying the story, I

1158
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 4: was like, how are you going to your phone?

1159
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 2: In top? Who's calling me? She just takes it to me.

1160
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 2: You bet wives think I was going to do with this.

1161
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 5: I don't know if I would have.

1162
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 4: This is outrageous, But what do you want people to

1163
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 4: phone in topic about?

1164
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 2: I thought we could do like what crawled in on

1165
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 2: in or on you, because I've hed we're not going

1166
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,439
Speaker 2: to beat that story out. I mean, you hear people

1167
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 2: that have things in the ears. I had that cockroach

1168
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 2: across the face. We've had like spider in the mouth,

1169
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 2: spider in the mouth. Now she's hoping, she said, but

1170
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 2: please tell me I'm not the only one on I

1171
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,879
Speaker 2: think you'll be the only one.

1172
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,280
Speaker 4: That would be nice if we could find another fellow

1173
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 4: listener out there that's had a cockroach in no sense,

1174
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 4: just to make her feel better.

1175
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 2: Borrowed the messages already.

1176
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 5: Maybe this is the new segment?

1177
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 2: Am I the only one? Am I the only? Am

1178
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 2: I the only one?

1179
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 5: And then if you are the only one, you get

1180
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:13,400
Speaker 5: like a trophy?

1181
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 2: What do you mean we've lit? That is literally a

1182
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,919
Speaker 2: segment we used to do on the show?

1183
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 4: Is that?

1184
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,439
Speaker 2: I don't remember that? How long ago?

1185
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 5: Doesn't When I was saying it, I did?

1186
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 4: It did?

1187
00:56:23,239 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 2: Feel? Yeah? I don't think we even had a theme song?

1188
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 5: Oh we did?

1189
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 6: We did?

1190
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 2: Someone wondered if when her sphincter clenched around the cockroach.

1191
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 2: I wonder if any of the eggs popped.

1192
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 5: Out of the.

1193
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 2: Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

1194
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 5: Someone else here talk about a reading because we learn

1195
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 5: the origins.

1196
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 2: We learn the origins. Know I've heard from the husband

1197
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 2: as well. Oh my god, I'm dying. That is cracked

1198
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 2: me up.

1199
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 4: I want to know.

1200
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 2: I but chugging olive oil? But chugging olive oil? Was

1201
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 2: ever on that?

1202
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 1: Like?

1203
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 2: What other ideas that they have? Did the eggs come out?

1204
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 4: That? A bit of phone and topic? What did you

1205
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 4: try before you finally went to A and E that's

1206
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 4: that's Vaughan's nail.

1207
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 2: That Vaughan has no hang on, no no, no, no, no, no,

1208
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 2: you're lying when I said when that person ticks in

1209
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 2: and said that the eggs that they did there were

1210
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:14,720
Speaker 2: eggs and the undies.

1211
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I'm going to be sick. I'm going to

1212
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 4: be sick. I apologize to any listener that is eating,

1213
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 4: especially eggs.

1214
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 2: Now there's a second unders. Okay, doctor confirmed they were eggs.

1215
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 5: Oh no, wow, Okay, I like that idea better, Vaughan.

1216
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 7: I like that.

1217
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 2: Did you try before you went to the A n E.

1218
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 2: She should have but chugged some oil?

1219
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1220
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,959
Speaker 2: I would have tried a few. Would I would have choked?

1221
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 2: I feel like against the wall, I would have pulled it.

1222
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 2: A partner would have popped the.

1223
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 4: We've got Dr Shawney, our friend, Doctor Shawney. Would you

1224
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 4: have called him before you went to I'm not calling

1225
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 4: Doctor Shawney is a friend to me. He's a friend

1226
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 4: before he's a doctor. I'm don't consult him for medical advice.

1227
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 2: I want to be like doctor Shorney. I'm about to

1228
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 2: get in the car, but what do you reckon? Cockroach

1229
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: fizzing in my anus? And I can only describe it

1230
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 2: as a feeling of something calling in the wild story.

1231
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 4: Ever, okay, I'll wait one hundred times at m give

1232
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,240
Speaker 4: us a call. You can text are nine six nine six.

1233
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 4: What did you try before you went to A and E?

1234
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 2: At dinner last night? And then one of my friends

1235
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 2: told me about the time that she went to the toilet,

1236
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 2: pulled up her tights and undies and then felt a

1237
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 2: fizzing feeling in her anus and a cockroach had burrowed

1238
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 2: into us. Yes, it's the fast version of the story.

1239
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 2: I ended in A and E, ended in A and

1240
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:34,000
Speaker 2: E and then forceping out this cockroach.

1241
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 4: Somebody from A and E has cast doubt on the story,

1242
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 4: but you believe it to be true.

1243
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: Why would they lie of it? I mean, it's just

1244
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 2: not these people. And also the husband and wife who

1245
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 2: are not together like in this moment, are both texting

1246
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 2: the individual. It was so funny and the kids were like, oh.

1247
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 5: We remember this, yep, wild, tell my kids about it

1248
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 5: the great.

1249
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,520
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know, worry open family.

1250
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 4: You wouldn't tell anyone. I wouldn't tell anyone very open.

1251
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 4: So we want to know what because she went straight

1252
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 4: to A and E. We want to know if you

1253
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 4: ever tried something first before you went.

1254
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 2: To A and E.

1255
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 4: Maybe there was a little accident. You're like, I'm a

1256
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 4: bit embarrassed to go to A and E. I'll try

1257
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 4: everything else first. Somebody messaged and they had their dad

1258
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 4: had a really bad hunting injury. Cat came home and

1259
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 4: he just like was holding it shut and then he said,

1260
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 4: I don't have time to go to A and E.

1261
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 5: You need to stitch this up. And the mom stitched

1262
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:26,960
Speaker 5: it up.

1263
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 2: With just like needle and thread and then just like

1264
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 2: poured booze on it to make sure it.

1265
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:39,000
Speaker 4: Didn't it's not a movie in the everywhere. Somebody else said,

1266
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 4: will remain anonymous? Okay, good yet, great, great stunt to

1267
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 4: a story.

1268
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 2: Something was lost inside me.

1269
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 4: We've got a story of misadventure, a story of misadventure

1270
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 4: in the back door.

1271
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 5: Okay.

1272
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 4: And they said, much like are We said, you try

1273
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 4: everything before you go on A and E. Yeah, they said,

1274
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 4: two days later it came out.

1275
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 2: But to wait because the point it's not going to

1276
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 2: go past the.

1277
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 5: It's not that you stand on your head and it's

1278
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 5: eventually going to come out of your mouth. Tracked. Yeah, yeah,

1279
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 5: Michelle what did you try before you went to.

1280
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 6: A and E. Well, we were very lucky we didn't

1281
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 6: actually have to end up in A and E. But

1282
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 6: my husband has a fear of earworks. He's had his

1283
01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 6: whole life. Okay, you just please them and say they

1284
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 6: borrow into your brain and blah blah blah.

1285
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1286
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 5: Pretty they are yuck because they had lots of little legs.

1287
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the pincers at the back.

1288
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1289
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,240
Speaker 6: They had been working down in the paddock and we're

1290
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 6: up in bed and everything was fine, and you woke

1291
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 6: up at about one o'clock in the morning screaming. He's like,

1292
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 6: there's something in my ear. There's something in my ear.

1293
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 5: Wait, I've just realized why they call them earwigs.

1294
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 6: Yeah. So, honestly, it was the most grossest thing I've

1295
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 6: ever seen in my life. And all I could see

1296
01:00:57,320 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 6: was the two pincers right down inside of it, and

1297
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 6: he was like, get it out, and I was like, actually,

1298
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 6: the most disgusting thing. And I had shaking hands trying

1299
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 6: to get pleasers into it and what. I eventually got

1300
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 6: it out, but it was shoote.

1301
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 2: Like a human game of a real life game of operation.

1302
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 4: I know.

1303
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 6: I didn't buzz but.

1304
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,280
Speaker 2: Will you be a little worried if.

1305
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,040
Speaker 5: Your husband's nose buzz red.

1306
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to start again.

1307
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 4: Operation Michelle, thank you comes from air and weaker, which

1308
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 4: is an old name for insects. Oh okay, so I

1309
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 4: literally translates to air insects people believe they burrowed into

1310
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 4: the air. Okay, your story did also make somebody I

1311
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,680
Speaker 4: have to pull over their car so someone could be sick.

1312
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 2: First time using a menstrual carpet got stark, nearly ended

1313
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 2: up in a and E. But two hours of Reddit

1314
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,800
Speaker 2: squats and my boyfriend and flatmates coaching me from outside

1315
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 2: the room, it was a burst.

1316
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 4: I love that the flat came together and I can

1317
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 4: imagine someone's got their laptop.

1318
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 2: They're like, have you tried the barbecue top? Because that's

1319
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 2: the thing.

1320
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 4: If you go and read it and you search, it's

1321
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 4: definitely happened to somebody else. If it happens to you,

1322
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 4: it's happened to somebody else. And I've talked about it

1323
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,080
Speaker 4: on the internet, You're one hundred percent talk about it.

1324
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,920
Speaker 4: So around with a new boyfriend at the time, had

1325
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 4: a bit of adult fun times. I forgot I had

1326
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 4: a templement. Okay, happens like a champ.

1327
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 5: He sterilized. Some tweezes got in there inning good man,

1328
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 5: like a chim.

1329
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 2: You know, we're all grown up.

1330
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 4: Peper friends would ghost pepper residue in my boxes as

1331
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 4: a joke.

1332
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 2: That's not a funny ghost pepper like the hottest chillice.

1333
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 4: It's the hottest. The pain was beyond imagination and some

1334
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 4: of my bets. I soaked my entire genilar area in

1335
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 4: a two liter bottle of milk. Ah didn't stop it,

1336
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 4: and then the swelling took off. So after the milk

1337
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 4: and ice and nothing work, turns out I'm very allergic

1338
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 4: to something in the peppers. Oh wow, yeah, And so

1339
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:02,600
Speaker 4: you have to go to A and E and show

1340
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 4: them you're inflamed pepper wildly.

1341
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 2: Oh no.

1342
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,919
Speaker 4: My sister had a mile buried down into her ear

1343
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 4: and we read online you just poured booze in there

1344
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 4: and they drowning it.

1345
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 2: So half a bottle of gin wine.

1346
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 5: In that air before she went to A and E

1347
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 5: and then she got told off of putting gin in

1348
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 5: her ear at.

1349
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 2: A and are you going to happen to me? The

1350
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 2: other half going in my mouth?

1351
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 4: Because my dad got stung by a sting ray on

1352
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 4: his boat. Wow, the barb went right, Steve. I love

1353
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 4: stingrays me too, huge fan of the beautiful races stingrays man.

1354
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 4: And when they're friendly, there's so many beaches and places

1355
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 4: there friendly, They're so cool. Yeah, my dad got stung

1356
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:45,400
Speaker 4: by a sting around his boat. Instead of calling the

1357
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 4: coast guard, he drove the boat back to the marina

1358
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 4: and then drove home and then called my mum, who's

1359
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:51,600
Speaker 4: a doctor, and she flipped out and called the ambulance

1360
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 4: one millimeter away from the main arter in his leg.

1361
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 4: A week in hospital was an open wound to make

1362
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 4: sure all of the spike was removed.

1363
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 2: Oh my wow.

1364
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,760
Speaker 4: I was walking through some long grass kicking it and

1365
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 4: moths were coming up and I was like laughing, and

1366
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 4: I sniffed one up my nose and I got lodged

1367
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 4: at that part in the back of the nose, and

1368
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,320
Speaker 4: I could just feel like, let your friends that can

1369
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 4: sniff noodles up their nose and out their mouth.

1370
01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,920
Speaker 5: I are so jealous of people that could do that.

1371
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,040
Speaker 5: You need a strong noodle, yeah, and.

1372
01:04:20,080 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 2: Then you floss it between makes you feel a little bit.

1373
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 7: So.

1374
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,360
Speaker 4: Yeah. When I was a kid, my Dad squashed his

1375
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 4: hand and a piece of a piece of farmachine and

1376
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 4: he wrapped it in a rag and carried on working

1377
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 4: for a few hours. These old mates say, Unbelieva came

1378
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,240
Speaker 4: back and there was just like blood drips all around

1379
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,040
Speaker 4: the workshop, and there was Dad and the rag that

1380
01:04:38,080 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 4: he wrapped around his hand.

1381
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 5: It was just so, that's not so much they tried

1382
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:43,000
Speaker 5: anything before.

1383
01:04:43,040 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 2: They just did not want to play.

1384
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 7: Ms.

1385
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: Fleschborn and Haley play z Ms. Fletchborn and Haley.

1386
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,120
Speaker 7: Fact of the.

1387
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,760
Speaker 2: Day, Day day, day day.

1388
01:04:58,200 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1389
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:11,000
Speaker 4: All this week in Fact of the Day theme has

1390
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,560
Speaker 4: been measurements specific to an item, and today we're looking

1391
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 4: at yarn, oh thread or users for knitting and c

1392
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 4: and such. Okay, well, there's a hank like a Tom hank.

1393
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 4: A hank, yeah, Tom hank. A hank is a coil

1394
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 4: of yarn wound into a large loop five hundred and

1395
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 4: sixty yards and traditional British trade for a hank.

1396
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,120
Speaker 2: It's like just quick sidestep. Because I all lose control

1397
01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 2: of this thought. Tom Hanks should open up a Lamb

1398
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:49,560
Speaker 2: Shanks restaurant. Hanks, Tom Shanks, Tom Tom Shanks, or I have.

1399
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:54,640
Speaker 4: A range of Hankies Tom Hanks, Hanky's Tom Hankys.

1400
01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom, anyway, it's.

1401
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:01,400
Speaker 4: A great idea to open a series of money lendering

1402
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 4: and money lending facilities. Okay Hanks banks.

1403
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he could a drum a drum shop but

1404
01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 2: only sells Tom Tom's and it's Tom Tom Hanks, Tom Tom, Tom,

1405
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:20,640
Speaker 2: Tom Hanks, Tom Tom, Tom Hanks. He could open a.

1406
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 4: A shop that only sells cards of a way of

1407
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 4: saying I appreciate your effort, Tom, Thanks.

1408
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom, Thanks, that's great. Yeahs really good. Yeah. He

1409
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 2: could become a plastic surgeon that only takes does life

1410
01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 2: a section on your ankles and call it Tom Hanks

1411
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 2: that he.

1412
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:46,280
Speaker 4: Could build tanks and sell them to Tom Hanks Tanks,

1413
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 4: Tom Tanks. Yeah.

1414
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 2: He could.

1415
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 5: Have a collection of people from America Tom Hanks Yanks.

1416
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're good.

1417
01:06:56,440 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 4: Good Yeah out now big big, I'm asleep. Okay, what's

1418
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 4: your big one? I was just gonna see if there

1419
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 4: was anything else wating around before I went for Tom

1420
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 4: Hanks could release a series of videos on how to.

1421
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 2: Play with yourself.

1422
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:12,760
Speaker 4: Yeah he could, Oh you really sullid a beautiful segment

1423
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 4: there of us ripping Tom Toms Okay, I don't want

1424
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 4: to say you won that. But that was quite naughty.

1425
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 4: But it was naughty but funny, but funny.

1426
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 5: I appreciate it, but I'm not like Tom.

1427
01:07:27,120 --> 01:07:29,919
Speaker 2: Shanks to Tom WANs, it was a big journey. I'm sorry,

1428
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, all right today about more there's a skeen,

1429
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 2: a skeen. There's a sixth of a hank.

1430
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:42,800
Speaker 4: Okay, if you want a skein of yarn, you'd be

1431
01:07:43,040 --> 01:07:46,640
Speaker 4: getting one sixth a hank. So there's six skeens to wan,

1432
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,480
Speaker 4: all right. There's also a spindle. There's a lathe, there's

1433
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:55,120
Speaker 4: a rap, there's not there's a bundle but nothing people care.

1434
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 2: To be honest, I don't think it's going to be.

1435
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 2: It was a head and I'm glad that I actually

1436
01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 2: signed to you to make this more interesting. It was

1437
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 2: pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good, and three.

1438
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,439
Speaker 4: Of us on the show works saved a dull factor

1439
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 4: the day there I saw.

1440
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 5: A flounderingly would have found something.

1441
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if.

1442
01:08:16,479 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 5: Tom Hanks' son Colin actually has a handkerchief brand.

1443
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 2: What if?

1444
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 4: What?

1445
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got some more y more like yawn?

1446
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 5: What if Tom Hanks provided straight.

1447
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 2: Long pieces of wood.

1448
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:36,479
Speaker 4: Tomans what if what if Tom Hanks released a line

1449
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 4: of sort of like tightly fitting clothing you wore under

1450
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 4: your usual clothing and keep.

1451
01:08:41,120 --> 01:08:43,160
Speaker 5: Everything looking like tight and spelled tom.

1452
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 2: I mean we could just we could just do this

1453
01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:48,559
Speaker 2: because someone we've left tom Land and someone said, id

1454
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 2: Shearon needs to open up a hair dress. It's called

1455
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 2: hid Sharon. I mean, that's brilliant, that's really good.

1456
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 4: That's well today, inspect of the day, Tom Hanks should

1457
01:08:58,560 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 4: go into business.

1458
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,639
Speaker 2: Fact of the day, day.

1459
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:10,240
Speaker 7: Day day Dayah do do do do do do do

1460
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 7: do do do do do do.

1461
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,000
Speaker 1: Plays its flesh.

1462
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:22,560
Speaker 4: The AA have surveyed over one thousand young drivers and

1463
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:26,519
Speaker 4: almost one in four admitted to scrolling social media behind

1464
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:30,080
Speaker 4: the wheel. I reckon the other three and four I

1465
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 4: thought it was a trap and lied like noice.

1466
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,200
Speaker 2: The police shut up, No, I don't.

1467
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 4: So the specific question was in the past three months,

1468
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 4: how often have you done the following, and it was

1469
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:45,400
Speaker 4: they asked things like scrolled a watch, tech talks while driving, Instagram,

1470
01:09:45,479 --> 01:09:48,599
Speaker 4: Facebook are the social media and yeah. The survey found

1471
01:09:48,600 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 4: that more than half of the group also said they

1472
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 4: had wood text or message during driving, so.

1473
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 2: I'm not proud of that. I've definitely check checked a

1474
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,320
Speaker 2: thing or here or there, especially in traffic.

1475
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,559
Speaker 4: I'm always like, I'm so bored by traffic, like crawling traffic.

1476
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 4: Yeah about stillwart's and you're not allowed. Yeah I thought

1477
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 4: we were getting those cameras.

1478
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1479
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:11,599
Speaker 4: Didn't they have to change? Didn't they have to pass something?

1480
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 4: Can Parliament like the actual law before? Yeah, because I

1481
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 4: know it's like a law that needed to be. Australia

1482
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:21,320
Speaker 4: are ruthless with these cameras. They're everywhere, like, yeah, you're

1483
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,559
Speaker 4: driving around the city. If they spot you on your phone,

1484
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 4: instant fines and then big fines too.

1485
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah there go.

1486
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:31,320
Speaker 4: Around and then long on long weekends they're like, guess well, guys,

1487
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:32,479
Speaker 4: it's double de merit points.

1488
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:34,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you caught speeding or doing anything.

1489
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, like it's a lot of powerball weekend or something.

1490
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 4: We chucked a quickly little pole out there, saying young

1491
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,599
Speaker 4: drivers admit to us scrolling social media behind the wheel.

1492
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 4: In a recent survey, be honest, have you used social

1493
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 4: media while driving? Fifty three percent of people said yes.

1494
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:50,200
Speaker 5: Wow, So that's people said no, be honest.

1495
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:54,439
Speaker 2: So he said only when stopped does that count only

1496
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 2: the lights? I know, I do that stop of the lights,

1497
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 2: pake up the phone.

1498
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 4: But then you're like, and then you're at the lights here,

1499
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,720
Speaker 4: you're at the lights and someone's not moving. You're like,

1500
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 4: they're on their phone and you give them a little

1501
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,439
Speaker 4: beep and they're like, Alie said, I'm literally on my

1502
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 4: phone right now replying to you.

1503
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,640
Speaker 2: Oh, don't put this on us.

1504
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 5: She's putting this on you.

1505
01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 2: Put that on us to mentally engage in the QUICKI

1506
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:15,080
Speaker 2: little pole.

1507
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 4: I see so many people distracted by their phones while driving.

1508
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 4: I absolutely hate it, so said our cat said when

1509
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,840
Speaker 4: stopped at lights, never while moving?

1510
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 2: Is that okay?

1511
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 4: Again, it's not a loophole. Yeah, I'm currently at the

1512
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 4: mount Mount mol Lanui, says Adam. And the state of

1513
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 4: driving would suggest everybody's on social media scrolling yeah endlessly.

1514
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:37,880
Speaker 2: So yeah, people do.

1515
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,200
Speaker 4: People will Just over half of the people who responded

1516
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 4: to us said that they do. You social media while

1517
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 4: driving plays z MS, Fletchpahn and Hale and Haley Haley

1518
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 4: apparently is Hailey apparently is cool with gin Alpha.

1519
01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:51,760
Speaker 2: Do you know who I have to thank for this?

1520
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 2: P and smaff six seven like Dune so you've been

1521
01:11:58,600 --> 01:12:00,600
Speaker 2: doing that a little bit recently. But because you have

1522
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 2: ginnel for.

1523
01:12:01,439 --> 01:12:04,320
Speaker 4: Kids, I'm pretty good. I'm the cool dad and are

1524
01:12:04,439 --> 01:12:10,519
Speaker 4: you honestly video but not for long whether old mate Nikita.

1525
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,719
Speaker 4: I'll walk up behind I be like, what's up, nikets

1526
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:14,559
Speaker 4: and She'll be like not much and then I'd be.

1527
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 5: Like six seven and they laugh. They laugh if they're

1528
01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 5: laughing at me, all with me.

1529
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:26,120
Speaker 2: She loved you calling her old mate Nikita. You brought

1530
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:29,800
Speaker 2: this up because you kids doing it naturally, and then

1531
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:33,160
Speaker 2: we were like, what is that being old and I'm cold? Yeah,

1532
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:35,679
Speaker 2: and you you kind of told us it's this ginel

1533
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,120
Speaker 2: for thing.

1534
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,479
Speaker 4: It's from some obscure song that they don't even like,

1535
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,479
Speaker 4: and it's some rapper and tall and then the chorus

1536
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 4: it goes to six seven and kids height, and the

1537
01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:48,320
Speaker 4: kids just gravitated to it.

1538
01:12:48,439 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 5: Now it's just kind of like an all in one

1539
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:53,519
Speaker 5: saying yeah, so that you brought this up.

1540
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:54,680
Speaker 2: Maybe it was like a few days ago and it

1541
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:57,960
Speaker 2: was on here as well, and that's my only encounter

1542
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,679
Speaker 2: with it. I don't hang I don't know any alpha's really,

1543
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,800
Speaker 2: I'm never around them. So last night when I was

1544
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:06,080
Speaker 2: at dinner get in this great young about the cockroach.

1545
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 2: Check it out the podcast if you're missed her. They were.

1546
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:10,280
Speaker 2: They were there with their kids that were both gin

1547
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:14,640
Speaker 2: Alpha and just at one point in the conversation this,

1548
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 2: I think their daughter goes to the mom like, do

1549
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,920
Speaker 2: you know something about six seven? And I just went

1550
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 2: six seven? And they went, oh, do you know it?

1551
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,320
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, man, and they were like,

1552
01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 2: oh my god, how do you what? And I was

1553
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 2: like six seven and they're like, oh my god. They

1554
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:35,479
Speaker 2: thought I was a so called and I suddenly was like,

1555
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:38,680
Speaker 2: oh my god. I love this feeling so much of

1556
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 2: relevance of being connected to what's cool right.

1557
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 5: Now, especially as you're about to enter your late thirties.

1558
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:50,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, ned mid thirties, we're not late yet.

1559
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,679
Speaker 4: I'm pulling up the song for you to just play

1560
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 4: you the part like, oh yeah, I just don't know

1561
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:57,360
Speaker 4: how I've never heard the song.

1562
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 2: No, you've never heard the song. No, it's called dot dude.

1563
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 6: But what.

1564
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,800
Speaker 2: This is like should can't go again? This is this

1565
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:14,679
Speaker 2: is this is this generation is like him talking.

1566
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:18,280
Speaker 5: Over proper belt Reate today behind away he.

1567
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,320
Speaker 2: Six seven, guys, what.

1568
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:29,040
Speaker 6: You know?

1569
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 2: It was actually not even you two that I heard

1570
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:34,880
Speaker 2: this from Concarnations on it. She did something with the

1571
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 2: Eastern and she's like sixth there and I was like,

1572
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:39,720
Speaker 2: she's got you nail for kids, embarrassing, she's too late.

1573
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:44,759
Speaker 2: Wait how long have you been six for a while? Wakes.

1574
01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,160
Speaker 2: I just made it seem to these kids and I

1575
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,680
Speaker 2: was like all over it. No street. Them was like

1576
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:51,800
Speaker 2: wait what is this? I was like, it's just like

1577
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:53,720
Speaker 2: part of the song and is this bird was referring to,

1578
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:55,519
Speaker 2: like this is like being tall like a basketball and

1579
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,240
Speaker 2: like six seven. And the kids are just like, oh

1580
01:14:57,360 --> 01:14:59,360
Speaker 2: my god. They just thought it was so cool and

1581
01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:02,759
Speaker 2: it really gave it really like renewed my sense of self.

1582
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 2: These gene elphants that are like so connected to like

1583
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:08,799
Speaker 2: everything that is cool. Yeah. I thought that Hailey Sprow

1584
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,880
Speaker 2: was the fact that you knew what it was about, though,

1585
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:14,839
Speaker 2: Like I didn't get that there was a basketball reference

1586
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:16,680
Speaker 2: in there, Like how did you get it? I did

1587
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,559
Speaker 2: get any it's called acting. Do you know what I mean?

1588
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 2: Once like do you know what that is? Just like yeah,

1589
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 2: and then I literally just repeated what Vaughn had told

1590
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,920
Speaker 2: us a few days before. Thank you Vaughan so much

1591
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 2: for being my gateway.

1592
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 5: Technically, technically you still my brain.

1593
01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:37,240
Speaker 4: Rap I counted seventy nine all rights today, Fletcher, that's

1594
01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:40,040
Speaker 4: a new personal record of how many of those?

1595
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:40,599
Speaker 5: Did you count?

1596
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 2: Seventy nine of those two all right?

1597
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,519
Speaker 4: Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rate

1598
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,360
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1599
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