WEBVTT - "Ostensibly A Sports Podcast" 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.520 Life from the Export Beer Gardens Studio and brought to 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:04.520 you is always by Export Ultra, the bear for here. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:07.560 This is the Agenda Podcast for the Thursday, the twenty 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:08.280 second of August. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:13.360 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.720 brought to you my Export a Vulture. 0:00:16.720 --> 0:00:18.680 I've said it before, Matt Heath, and I'll say it again. 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:21.720 I used to take the pass out of Jason Hoyt 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:25.120 because every day before his radio show he would write. 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:26.799 Down a note and I would always wonder what is 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.320 he writing. 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:28.600 One day I went in there and had a look 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.560 at it, and it was just the day's date, literally 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:34.159 said get our New Zealand, welcome into Bouge or the 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:36.840 Big Show or whatever. Today is the blah blah blah 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:39.440 blah blah. And I always really that the one thing 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:42.400 that's repetitive in your show, you have to write that down. 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.520 And here I am stumbling over the date every day. Yeah, 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.159 it's harder than you'd think. I don't know what the 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:47.519 date is. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:51.080 Oh it is the ah, look at that. My minute's 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:54.840 hand is over the date because it's because it's currently 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.560 caught a pass So I just have to wait there 0:00:56.640 --> 0:00:58.440 Thursday that it's just moved come around. 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:01.680 Twenty second thing is I do this podcast every day, 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:03.320 so like basically. 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.240 Had one to the well you kind of add one 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:07.959 and then it rolls over. You know, you know, like 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.600 you're on this you don't know how many days half 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:11.199 each month. 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:12.880 It's so arbitrary. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.000 And I think I've tried one of my half bag 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:16.959 sports ideas had nothing to do with sports. It was 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:19.959 a base ten time system. Oh have I told you 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:20.360 about this. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:24.280 I've been deep into this because someone there's people trying 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:24.760 to get it going. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:25.920 The base ten time system. 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:27.600 So there's ten hours in a day, ten days and 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.080 a week, I guess ten weeks in a month. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.280 Yeah, well I want to bring in because you know 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.600 in China, China should have I think it's five time zones, 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.360 but they only have one because they're like, we want 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.520 to be able to organize meetings, and so what does 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.600 it freaking matter If the number is twelve that's lunchtime. Yeah, 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.080 if that number is nine and it's lunchtime, that's right, twelve, 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:46.440 it's not it's just you an arbitrary number. It doesn't matter. 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:49.280 So I'm like global clock is because if you're organizing 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:50.520 a zoom call. You just want to be able to 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.920 say Global twenty four hour clock and you say, well 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.680 it's at three. Yeah, it doesn't matter what that what 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:58.840 you'd normally do. It doesn't matter if that's your afternoon 0:01:58.920 --> 0:02:00.440 tea or doesn't mean if you're out of the wiiz, 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:01.480 it doesn't it doesn't matter. 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:02.279 It's just a three. 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:05.240 So then it goes from a time difference across the 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.560 world to just a cultural difference in that part of 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:07.800 the world. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.320 They have dinner at for him. Yeah, isn't it interesting? Yeah, 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:12.280 the number is four and that's when they have their dinner, 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.360 but we have it at sixteen. But you're even like, 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.000 even better make it decimal. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:20.200 Although I've been thinking about the decimal system and I'm 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.799 going off it because you're off the decimal system because 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.120 twelves can be divided easily into four. 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:26.800 I think why they used to have it is like 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.320 quarters quds has it works? Yeah, you know, And then 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.920 I think, what happens? We just got so fancy. 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:35.120 You know when people are winning races by one thousandth 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:38.640 of a second. Yeah, you know that that kind of 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.480 you know, measuring a race and pounds doesn't work anymore, 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:42.519 or ounces. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.760 Yeah, but you're right about the time zone thing is like, 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.320 why don't we just have everybody's on the exact same time. Yeah, 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.720 because I used to work in the mainstream sports media 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:54.320 and trying to tee up interviews with people in Australia. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:55.200 Yeah, shit show. 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:58.040 Yeah, because that are two hours behind us until we 0:02:58.080 --> 0:02:59.520 go into daylight savings. 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:00.520 Yeah, that's what gets you. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.200 Then some of them are three hours behind us, but 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.280 only for two weeks. Then they do daylight savings, but 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.600 then some others don't observe it. Yes, I think Adelaide 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:08.840 has its own time zone and. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.919 I think we could probably work out that worth And 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:12.880 even if are we going to we are going to 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:14.840 do darlight saving, why don't we just change the number 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.160 so you go, Hey, you guys have to write it 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.760 at work at eight now. Yeah, Like, we don't need 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.840 to change the whole fricking thing. We just need to 0:03:21.840 --> 0:03:23.880 say that, you know when it's daylight saving, Hey, daylete 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.440 saving tomorrow, so you're over at eight tomorrow. 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.919 Everyone's got that. Yeah, it was seven now it's eight. Yeah, 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:28.760 all the other way around. 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.040 Yeah, we're a bit beholden to this the slrubbish. I'm 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:33.800 actually trying to have you read the book blitzed? 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.240 Sure? Heaven is that the one about myth and the myth. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.640 In Nazi Germany? And they're the guy that wrote at 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:43.280 Norman Eiler. He's just written a book called Tripped, which 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:46.880 is acid in the in Nazi Germany. It needs to 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:50.720 be stopped, he does. But I'm just trying to tee 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:52.880 up an interview with him. He's the literary pad of 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:54.480 galat And so I was just trying to work out 0:03:54.480 --> 0:03:56.680 and I realized I was too dumb to work out 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:58.280 a zoom call with someone in Berlin. 0:03:58.480 --> 0:03:58.840 Yeah. 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.320 I just was like, we're gonna have to really, I 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:03.680 love your box, I really want to talk to you, 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.000 but I'm too dumb. Yeah, I'm too dumb to work 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.360 out to line this one up one up, So we're 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:10.120 gonna have to not do that. 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:11.760 There are websites that can help with this. I used 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:13.560 to have one bookmarks from when I was trying to 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:15.360 interview tea up interviews all around the world. 0:04:15.480 --> 0:04:18.200 Just be like, right, apm out time, then it's your time. 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.920 Then you organize an interview and you say I'll talk 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.800 to you at eight pm, but you forget to say 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.800 New Zealand time. Yeah, well South African time. Yeah, it's 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.560 a whole shit show. And don't give you this bullshit 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.800 about well it's too ingrained now you can't change it. 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:34.119 Because when the Russians invented the Trans Siberian Bloody train line, yeah, 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:36.760 they put time zones in. Yeah, we've got to figure 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.279 it all out because this train, it's now possible for 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.480 humans to move across five different yeah, time zones. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.400 So we've got to figure it out. Whereas the Chinese 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:45.520 Communist Party went. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.480 Screw you your everyone's on the same time, at the 0:04:48.480 --> 0:04:48.800 same time. 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.640 It's all the same time. Fuck you fuck, It's like, 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:52.920 shut up. 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:57.479 Yeah, they're going a different brand of communism because although. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.040 I talked to this guy from Wellington who's known as 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.039 the New Zealand time Lord, and he's the guy that 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:03.440 keeps our time and everyone everyone has a time lord 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:07.159 and they they've all got the pulsar clocks and for 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.120 time to work, it's quite complic complicated, and everyone has 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:11.919 to be sinking the clocks around the world all the time. 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:13.760 So I talked to him and his thing for this 0:05:14.160 --> 0:05:16.000 when I was pitching the idea of everyone having the 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.160 same time, everyone in the world, and he was for it, 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.000 but who's time? 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.000 Yeah, but who's time. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:24.159 But he was saying that we should actually have two times. 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.400 We do actually have different two times. It's New Zealand 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:27.960 because we've got shad of minds. Is on a different 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.320 time zone, right, Yeah, but he was saying that actually 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.359 in Thecargo and Ka Tire should be on a different 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.200 time zone. But we've kind of said nah, and in 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.960 Vcargo you're going to be up late on in summer. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:40.560 That's a good point. Yeah, so we've kind of we 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:41.440 kind of have done it. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.520 It's down south, the sun's up till like ten o'clock 0:05:43.520 --> 0:05:44.880 at night in peak summer. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:47.440 And then when we were down in Dunedin it was 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.560 we were so confused when we were recently down. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.160 There, sunset shortly after we got up. 0:05:52.120 --> 0:05:54.760 Yeah yeah, but it's not like we started crashing our 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:59.480 cars and running around and having sort of aneurysms or anything. 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:01.240 Just was like, oh, that's interesting. 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:05.240 So but hang on, so the time lord, So surely 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:07.400 is this a full time employment? 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:08.240 Yeah, your time lord. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:11.000 And but they're having meetings constant. Apparently they have no 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.520 trouble at all working out their zone. Zoom calls, everyone's there. 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:14.880 You'd hope. 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:17.279 So, but it's not as simple as you just set 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.040 the clocks going, well, it's a year. The guys from 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:21.840 America throwing up and go, what's happening down there? And 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:24.800 the specific let's link it up, and they're and they're 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:26.160 doing they're doing it constantly. 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:28.800 I just imagine his whole workday is just zoom calls 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:30.440 any what time is it? 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:35.320 What time is it? Twelve? What time is it? What 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:36.240 time is it where you are? 0:06:36.279 --> 0:06:40.040 And they're like, systems working, Okay, hit your buddon wait, wait, three, two, one? 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:41.880 Where do we go on one? Do we go when 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.280 you push it? Or do we go after ye paper? 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.160 And then you're in Beijing and you're like, get out 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:47.920 of here, it's not that time, Beijing. 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.800 Yeah, ring up, Beji funk off. We're doing our own time. Look, 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.120 you guys do whatever time you want. But yeah, we're 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.920 doing and then why do we Yeah the Gregorian calendar. 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:58.240 Let's not go into the whole. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:01.760 Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, let's not talk about why October. 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.600 Is the bloody tenth. Let's not get into that either, 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:05.280 because it should be the eighth. It should be the eighth. 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.400 Yeah, No, Vember's clearly the ninth month, but there's the 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:08.880 eleventh December. 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.960 Look, that's tenth. That's ten. They're ten, but there's twelve. 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:16.240 So what are we doing here overhaul the whole system? 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:19.600 I guess you need to have a global emperor. Yeah, 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.880 to do that kind of thing, make those changes. Once 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:24.480 China takes over everything, well, could they just get on 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:24.720 with it? 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.760 You know, we know what you're up to. Yeah, although 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.320 they do have. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:31.840 Some problematic policies around what are the funniest things when 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.200 they instituted communism over there. One of the guys obviously 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.640 they couldn't run the farms. There's a sports podcast by 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:42.080 the way. They couldn't run the farms. So whoever, I 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.480 think it was chim and mal whoever is it was 0:07:44.520 --> 0:07:47.240 all the birds. Birds are eating all the crops. Yeah, 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.200 just get the sparrows. The sparrows are the problem, so 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:50.240 we'll kill all the sparrows. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:54.200 Yeah. Plagues of locusts, the locus, Yeah. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:54.320 They were. 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:55.600 They didn't realize. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:57.200 It was kind of like our I don't know why 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.080 we introduced possums into New Zealand. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:01.840 What the it was? I feel like possums with word 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:02.840 over here for a reason. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.120 That didn't it's like ossies came over and what is 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.440 with all of this beautiful natural native flora and fauner? 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:11.040 Yeah, gott to fuck that off? Or like those awesome 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:13.400 people that bought in Gorse for their hedges. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:16.720 Oh bro, it's like Gorson kills me. Yeah, come on, 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:18.400 that was a shit idea. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.440 And rabbits. You were too lazy to build a fence 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:23.520 you brought gauseon. Yeah, well I. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.600 Think rabbits for the classic one, didn't They bring stoats 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.160 and to get rid of the rabbits and so what 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.440 then you had is just a shipload of rabbits and 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:34.160 a shipload of stoats and very little native fauna. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.160 Yeah, and then they brought the canterbary panther in in 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.679 an effort to try and stop all of that. Then 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.480 the canterbary panther go on the lost of the field than 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:41.640 most had to be introduced. 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.440 Yeah, it's keep going. 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.080 Hey, this is a sports podcast for slightly off there 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:49.520 for a second, I missed what you said, and I'm 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:52.160 gotta listen better in podcasts, because you were telling a 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.880 really interesting story about a guy trying to escape your 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.040 school and getting attacked. 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:59.240 By a dog. Oh yes, and I just ran rough 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.280 shot over it with a very boring story about Sniff 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:03.640 the dog or something. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:08.040 So I've got to listen. Oh yes, because yeah, because apologize. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.760 And I only really realized how good your story was 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.719 until Joe came into a group chat with you and 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:12.440 me and said. 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.440 I had that guy get a tack my dog there 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.160 as well. And I say, I kin'd of vaguely rememberhih, 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.600 and I are saying that that sounds like a really 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:20.400 interesting topic that should have been leaned into. But then 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.680 I'm in the pot. I'm just coming cross with my 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.360 beige material. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.600 So this is obviously something that had happened around regional 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.680 Canagory in the eighties and nineties where they would put 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:32.880 because his in summer, his school would have an assembly 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.360 outside and they did the same thing, whole assembly sitting 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.160 there and then a man, just strange man comes sprinting 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.640 out of a classroom and gets mowed down by a 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.880 fucking Alsatian and then our eyes as kids torn to 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:45.360 shreds before your very. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:48.360 Eyes, like sounds a real tough love situation. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.560 Traumatize the man because he because when we did it, 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.120 it was like come out of assembly, and then the 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.600 teachers are all like stop here, so like what's happening? 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.520 Then a man comes spreading out of a building and 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.760 you know, mind you, this is a year or two 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:04.120 after after nine to eleven. So I'm like, shit, they 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:04.600 found us. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:08.080 Now you might as well have an active shooter in 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:10.880 the school. But it's a fake active shooter. That's exactly color. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:13.160 It's like, God, Davy Feers has just got mowed down 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:13.960 my own active shooter. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.199 What I don't understand is why couldn't they have told us, 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.000 giving us a heads up. Hey, here's how it works 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:20.640 when the cops are chancing without a bad guy. No, 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.400 they're like shock and AWE has traumatized these kids. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:24.240 Oh I know what I did. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.599 I ran rough shot over that excellent store reviewers with 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.280 me being told off for calling a zebra cross a 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.400 prodescer in crossing the zebra cross. Yeah, it was a 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.840 very mundane story. So anyway, if you say anything, just 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.199 maybe put your hand up in all I zoning. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.040 Off the back of his hands up, My hands up 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:42.520 off the back of the traumatizing school shenanigans. Joe asked 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:44.840 in the text thread last night, did you guys ever 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:48.480 have where you they put you into like a mangled 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.439 up car and then the fibrigade would cut you out 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:52.640 of the jaws of life like a training thing. 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.360 I did happen at my school. Yeah, were you? Did 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:56.640 you have to get in the car now? I didn't. 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.040 I didn't get to get in the car, much to 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:00.679 my and that was really unhappy. Sugrin. 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.840 Chagrin was the weirdest loking for But I've been saying charggering, 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.040 so I was too scared to say, yeah, I've only 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.480 is it Sugrin, I don't know. I've only ever said 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:08.800 it written down. I can't read. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:11.960 But I had to do it. Back in the day. 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:13.200 My mate's dad. 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:18.400 And world famous country music singer Kaylee Bell's dad were 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:19.840 in the volunteer fibrigade. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:21.760 Oh for a second, I thought you were she by 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:24.160 the way you're saying that she was your sister. No, 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:27.319 because you said my dad. Oh you didn't say're not 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:29.960 listening again, my friend's dead. Yeah and her dad. 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:31.600 That's just by the biers wanted to shoot on Kaylee 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.360 Bell into this podcast again anyways, and all so, but 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.800 it's end all so. The Regent Theater, which she sold 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.360 out six times in a row, which is more than 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.439 the total population of the town we grew up at. 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:44.640 They did like a volunteer fire brigade training exercise where 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:47.000 it was like, we're going to pretend the theater's on 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:50.320 fire and the fibrigade comes through to find all of 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:52.320 the people who have passed out from the smoke inhalation. 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.720 So my role as a twelve year old boy was 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:58.280 to play and knocked out unconscious kid who just inhaled 0:11:58.320 --> 0:11:58.959 too much smoke. 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:03.040 I've seen you in that state on Fridays and Saturday nights. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:04.640 I've seen you in that state in Paris. I might 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:09.080 do it tonight. And so I where they put me 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.360 was sort of just side stage, stage right, and it 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:14.439 was behind a curtain. 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:16.600 They lay me down on the floor. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.400 So I'm lying down with my head basically at the 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.000 curtain end, and this dude comes through boots and all 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:26.040 full fire and boots, steel cap, bet, respirator thing, helmet, 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:29.200 the tank on the back, whatever that is. He comes through, 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.640 pulls the curtain back and as he walks takes a 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:33.360 step just boots me right in the side of the 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:37.360 heat a fucking hell, and so I yell out and 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.199 he bins over to see what's happened. And as he 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:43.520 bins the like release valve on his respirator releases and 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.160 all of the drool comes out of his fucking respirator 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:47.040 just all over my. 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:50.000 Face, Like, ah, what the fuck man? 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.280 And he goes, hey, shush, You've got a pretend you're 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:52.959 being knocked out. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:54.560 That's the whole point of this exercise. I was like, 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.240 you just sped all over my face and kick me 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:57.040 the fucking head. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:00.240 He's like, shush, and then carried me out wow front 0:13:00.240 --> 0:13:01.840 and Mum goes, how was that was that fun? 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:03.000 I was like, that sucked. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.400 I am I not running rough the shot of your story. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.080 But I was on the front page of the Early 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:11.280 t because I was one of those kids that makes 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:12.680 news by getting stuck down a drain. 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:14.360 Oh really, so I got. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.920 I got lost down a drain and couldn't get out 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.920 up on near Highgate in Dunedan. 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:23.480 How did you just crawl in? I crawled in. 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:24.880 I was like, I want it was down there and 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:26.800 I had this torch that I've got for Christmas, and 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:28.120 I was like, oh, go down there. And I was 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:31.840 about five, and because Marty Hill Primary School is just 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:33.480 near there, went down there and I was on the 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.120 front page of the hero old boy gets rescued from 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.600 drain and I was in like one of those harnesses 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:39.600 that they pulled you out of the drain. 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:42.600 They lowered it, and they're like, so you were down 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.640 like vertical down a drain, vertical down a drain. Yeah, Jesus, 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:47.360 and then what they lowered the harness down there? 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.560 Yeah, And it's so it was weird because I wasn't 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.199 scared at all. I was just like, oh, someone will 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:53.360 get me, you know. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:55.120 But I think it called cook course a bit of 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.240 concern in the in the Dunedin community. 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.280 I can imagine, Oh, yeah, just get on you for 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.160 not being ship even you telling me that I'm quite Yeah, if. 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:05.120 I was down there now, I'd be shedding my pants. Yeah, 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:07.000 there's a sort of more honescent. You know, you a 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.120 bit of a moron when you're five. Yeah, a little Yeah, 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.080 natal go down there in the first place. 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:15.680 But all's well, that is well, yeah, get on the paper. 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:16.480 Yeah it was great. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.520 Yeah, probably not what your parents thought you would get 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:19.680 on the front page of the papety. 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:22.880 I've seen that. It's very yellow, yellow bit of paper. Now, 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:23.680 oh they've still got it. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.160 Yeah, you're still kind of nice a round one is 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:28.760 over of the greatest New Zealander of all time, by 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.440 the way, he they were over twenty one thousand votes 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:32.640 across all of the matchups. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:33.320 That's huge. 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:35.680 Let me throw some stats at you. The biggest win 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:39.720 was Richie McCaw over Dan Carter. Wow, it's Richie getting 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:40.840 eighty one percent of the votes. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:43.040 No one in the world would get eighty one percent 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.160 of the votes against Dan Carter apart from Richie mccaugh. 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:47.960 That's a very good point. Yeah, yeah, and it was 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:51.840 actually surprising to me. But yeah, Richie just went and 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:53.000 people love Dan Carter. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:54.000 Yeah, they love Dan Card. 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:57.360 I was just watching All Blacks highlights sometimes I watch 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:59.080 on YouTube they just come up, and I was watching 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.720 a bunch of best moments. 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:04.600 Of Dan Carter on YouTube yesterday and to some great moments. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.000 Great moments. I mean, his highlight reel is going to 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.960 be better than Richard macauy's. But rich mccaugh's doing a lot 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:08.280 of work. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.080 Yeah, he's putting the seed in some dark places. Dan 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.280 Carter the TB actually obviously they wouldn't accept bets on 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:18.000 something as bullshit as but they did put together odds 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:20.560 for it, and Dan Carter was five point fifty was 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.720 the second shortest odds. Wow, and he got knocked out 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:24.880 in the first round, so just came up against the 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.440 buzz or. The closest match up in round one was 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.520