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Speaker 1: From the zitim podcast network.

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Speaker 2: This is from Fleshmoan and Haley's Big Pod.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to animes making Happy it happened for pets.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Flinchvaorn and Haley Vaughan coming to us from

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Speaker 3: his home studio this morning.

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Speaker 1: I recorded a couple of pretty high profile.

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Speaker 3: Duets with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas from the

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Speaker 1: I thought she'd ask you to stop talking about that time, Vorn.

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Speaker 3: She has, but you know, while it's in the courts,

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Speaker 3: I will continue to yes until the courts say otherwise. Honest,

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Speaker 3: I'm probably not going to listen to the courts. I

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Speaker 3: won't be told what to do by the law. We

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Speaker 3: are a boy who've got a sovereign citizen on her hands.

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Speaker 1: You have sovereign. I've taken a number plates off coming

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Speaker 1: up on the show Boy and you've got the top six. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the quotes of the year. This is Massy University. This

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Speaker 1: is the New Zealand Quotes of the Year.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what they are, but then I'll also

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Speaker 3: I've used some very advanced technology to see what quotes

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Speaker 3: were said the most on our show this year. Oh

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Speaker 3: oh okay, sorry, The actual quotes of the year that

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Speaker 3: Massy have chosen it the Doozys, they're pretty good. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that do is easier that the front runner from our

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Speaker 3: very own prime Minister, the Christopher Lux than Christopher Lux,

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Speaker 3: the Christopher Luxton's for the mispronunciation there as a real

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Speaker 3: doozy and I think it's a front runner to take

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Speaker 3: it all out. But I've got the top sex quotes

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Speaker 3: from our show this year. Next on the show, though,

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Speaker 3: a man who has gone to Disneyland more times than

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Speaker 3: probably many eleven hundred times.

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Speaker 1: This man's been to Disneyland. He has. He says it's.

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Speaker 3: Insane, one thousand and one hundred times. That's insane. But

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Speaker 3: how many times he's ridden one particular ride even more insane?

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Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what it is.

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Speaker 2: Next the Fletchborn and Haley big Pod now.

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Speaker 3: As a fully grown man that has quite enjoyed his

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Speaker 3: time at Disneyland, and the three times I've gone as

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nice, three times, three times, I think.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I went in two thousand and eight, twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, I haven't been since I was seventeen.

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Speaker 3: Look, people have annual passes and go all the time

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Speaker 3: when they live in year California.

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Speaker 4: Friend of the show, Justine Smith, she goes a year. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: She's she Disney, She's got Disney tattoo's, Disney Street, Disney everything.

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Speaker 3: Okay, right, yeah, So I think even Justine pales in

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Speaker 3: comparison to John Hale, a California local who has been

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Speaker 3: eleven hundred times. Does this have a job, Like, how

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Speaker 3: would you fit this into your Like he might be he.

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Speaker 1: Might be retired, right, like an older gentleman.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he had gastric He went underwent gastric bypass and

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Speaker 1: Like, I've got to make the most of life. Get

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Speaker 3: Well, if you did get a salad, it would be

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Speaker 3: you live near Disneyland, you just go to Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: Walk and walk, walk and walk and walk, go on

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Speaker 3: That's sort of thirty thousand step days when when I

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Speaker 3: you're crazy standing. But here is one particular ride, Radiator

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Speaker 3: He has been on it because he started taking notes

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Speaker 3: What soeen thousand times if this is one of the

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Speaker 3: what on every night? Even if you okay, no, he's

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Speaker 3: He averages thirteen times each visit thanks to He says,

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Speaker 3: he wouldn't have been able to do it without the

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Speaker 3: fast moving line for single riders. And he's like all

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Speaker 3: fifteenth thousandth I don't know if the enthusiasm is probably

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Speaker 3: done the Guardians of the Galaxy ride. Dude like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: But yeah, he's done it fifteen thousand times.

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Speaker 1: That's insane. Ay does he? Is he any signs of stopping?

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Speaker 5: Does podcast Network From the unmoderated comments section, this is

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Speaker 5: the top six.

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Speaker 3: Pre stop sex is about the quote of the year.

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Speaker 3: This is a every year it's New Zealand quotes. It's

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Speaker 3: run by massive university and this year mostly politicians. Every

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Speaker 3: Hamish Curve. Yes, friend of the show asked about jumping.

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Speaker 3: You see, the next goal is the high jumping. The

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just quite something to even think about. Dominated

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Speaker 3: by politicians. The list, Yeah, Christopher Luxen's famous. If you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, school that was about the school lunches.

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Speaker 4: My girl chlos warbricks in there. If we find six

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Speaker 4: of sixty eight government MP's with a spine. We can

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Speaker 4: stand on the right side of history.

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Speaker 1: That was good.

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Speaker 3: I like the one they're not killing sorry, they're killing

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Speaker 3: our native birds, they're not shagging them. That was Matt Bailey,

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Speaker 3: organizer of North Canterbury Hunting Competition, when asked of trapping,

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Speaker 3: utering and releasing feral cats would be better than culling them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will not be sitting a president of the

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Speaker 3: was Nicola willis about protesters.

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Speaker 1: There's a whole lot. One of the quotes of the

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Speaker 1: year has the sea word in it. Oh yeah, sea word.

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Speaker 4: Well, it turns out you can have it all so

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Speaker 4: the woman who birthed your kids.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well those are the finalists and they will announce

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Speaker 3: that before the end of the year. But the top

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Speaker 4: What was your advanced technology to check the credentials.

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Speaker 3: The human memory and act of calling. Okay, that was

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Speaker 3: the advanced technology. Number six on the list is from

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Speaker 3: Hayley Nick minute is.

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Speaker 1: Because she's really trying to bring that back. She's trying

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Speaker 1: to revive Nick Minute.

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Speaker 4: Well, because it was very, very popular once upon a time,

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Speaker 4: and Nick Minute. Stop saying it, you know, and Nick Minute,

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Speaker 1: It's simple, it's easy, it rolls off the tongue. Thank you,

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Speaker 3: Number five on the list of the top six quotes

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Speaker 1: Just ask chet GPT that was me. Yeah, you say

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Speaker 1: that a lot. You do to lie on Alan. He's

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Speaker 1: very clever. Would that be the relationship of your year?

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Speaker 3: Me and Alan were well, you know, helped me keep

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Speaker 3: my pool blue. Who knew the ch I just took

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Speaker 3: a photo of the pool. I said, what do I

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Speaker 3: do the here? And it's given me the you know

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Speaker 1: Wait, you didn't have.

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Speaker 3: To put in like the pH level or whatever do

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Speaker 3: you have to like do it? I did one of

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Speaker 3: those little dippy sticks sticks and I can never read those.

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Speaker 3: By the way of you, if you ever do you

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Speaker 1: It with the fut it's good for the real first

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Speaker 1: word problem, This isn't it not even like pool, not

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Speaker 3: But if you're just given a color sample and they

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Speaker 1: Very well.

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Speaker 2: Then podcast network.

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Speaker 1: Manage that management sandwich. You'd have to put the bad

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Speaker 3: We follow out the tombstone and put like a battery

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Speaker 4: And you would you know all the time we have

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Speaker 3: Tektok's UK Song of the Year has been announced. I

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Speaker 3: It is a song that is not you. It's actually

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Speaker 3: from I believe is it? Twenty fifteen? Yeah, twenty fifteen single.

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Speaker 1: Guesses you? You know, I know what it knows. Nothing

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Speaker 1: feats it jets you holidays and right now say four

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Speaker 1: Jess Glynn, how good? And all because of the Jet

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Speaker 4: Which is all about just how crap it can be

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Speaker 3: Yes, users began using the audio to make a joke

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Speaker 1: You could not buy the kind of mark. But then

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Speaker 3: But apparently it has driven massive brand awareness and has

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Speaker 1: Have they responded well?

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Speaker 3: And it has contributed to record passaging numbers and all

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Speaker 4: So yeah, they would have done well to have hired

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Speaker 4: what were you?

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Speaker 1: Who are you sharing forny that you love?

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Speaker 3: Who does the social The Department of Conservation in New

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Speaker 3: Zealand's Department Conservation has stepped up lately. There's a couple

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Speaker 3: of one's New Zealand native bird accounts sort of like

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Speaker 3: official accounts that are being run by scrub Daddy did it?

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Speaker 1: Jue Lingo does it?

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Speaker 4: Like how good if Jet two did this and they

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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, totally.

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Speaker 3: I just I'd just love to know if anyone's kind

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Speaker 3: you just can't. Like I'm kind of skimming through a

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Speaker 3: just can't buy this kind of publicity. But yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: the song of the year.

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Speaker 2: Play in Fleshborn and Haley Hailey, silly little Pool, silly littupo.

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Speaker 2: It is so silly, silly, silly that.

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Speaker 5: Silly little pool, silly dupotupo dupo.

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Speaker 3: all people were born in December.

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Speaker 1: No, because there's higher.

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Speaker 3: Around Summit. People are conceive the Christmas New Year period.

442
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Speaker 4: Yeah, there are actually more Postillamber, more September babies, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

443
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Speaker 4: so it's not even les split across the year, but

444
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Speaker 4: there'll be plenty of Decembers people.

445
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Speaker 1: Shag all year. Yeah. You know the thing about people

446
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Speaker 1: who were born in December, they love telling you and

447
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Speaker 1: I only got one big gift as a kid.

448
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Speaker 3: It's one of the least I just googled this as

449
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Speaker 3: one of the least common birthday months globally. Oh wow, Okay,

450
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Speaker 3: primarily due to fewer scheduled births around major holidays.

451
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Speaker 1: Right, well, our poor friend Jane, he's Christmas Day. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

452
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Speaker 1: it's one gift day.

453
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Speaker 3: He's out a little bit. Yeah yeah, one big gift.

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Speaker 3: Do you like your birthday if you were born in December?

455
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Speaker 3: Fifty nine percent of people said yes, Forty one percent

456
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Speaker 3: said no.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Gwinevere, Oh my god, Gwinever Paltrow, Yes, okay, gwinevery close, Fletch,

459
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Speaker 3: but not quite.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Christmas baby and I love it. I know

461
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Speaker 1: no better. And I genuinely love my birthday. And yes,

462
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Speaker 1: I get two prisents.

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Speaker 3: I just I'm gonna go out there and say, as

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Speaker 3: a kid, I would have hated if my brother had

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Speaker 3: his birthday and Christmas Day because.

466
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Speaker 1: He would have got all the attention. Yeah, yes, you

467
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Speaker 1: would have hated it. Why have you made this special

468
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Speaker 1: day about you? How would your.

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Speaker 3: Parents have handled I reckon my parents would have said,

470
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Speaker 3: like hiding Christmas morning is for Christmas and Christmas afternoon

471
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Speaker 3: is all about your birthday.

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Speaker 1: I think my parents would have moved it. Yeah, they

473
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Speaker 1: would have had a separate day. Yeah, because my parents

474
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Speaker 1: also love Christmas. Well, I want to make it about

475
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Speaker 1: may either.

476
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Speaker 3: Abby said by Damn, Abbey is such a plain name

477
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Speaker 3: to follow up after Guinevere.

478
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Speaker 1: I feel like Nobby's a cute name.

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Speaker 4: Abbe's a lovely name. It's a lovely name, but it's

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Speaker 4: no Gwinevere. Everything pales in comparison to Guinevere.

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Speaker 3: Guinevere is the shining star of names, probably ever going

482
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Speaker 3: to mention on the show, planning a dinner out anywhere

483
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Speaker 3: is such a pain. Everywhere is full of work, party boxing,

484
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Speaker 3: says Abby. Oh yeah, of course, Sproullian who runs Hailey's

485
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Speaker 3: fan account, Brook's definitely not Haley. I'm a Boxing day baby, thankfully,

486
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Speaker 3: born a daylight didn't bother me as a kid. I

487
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Speaker 3: like the fact I never had to go to school

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Speaker 3: on my birthday, but I now realized that would have

489
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Speaker 3: been a privilege, literally.

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Speaker 1: Getting to spend the whole day surrounded by friends. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was the best.

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Speaker 3: I just if my birthday was Boxing Day, just ask

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Speaker 3: some vouchers and then just go straight to the Boxing

494
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Speaker 3: Day sales.

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Speaker 1: Just be like.

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Speaker 3: I guess that's why I always make a point of

497
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Speaker 3: having a little celebration on my half birthday. A true

498
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Speaker 3: son of someone born between Christmas and New years the

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Speaker 3: old half. Do you remember when James last year or

500
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Speaker 3: the year before. Our friend who is a Christmas Day baby,

501
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 3: made his birthday party really early, but it was the

502
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Speaker 3: same day as doctor Shawney's and it was not happy.

503
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Speaker 1: There was teager doctor. It's not even his real birthday.

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Speaker 1: And do you know what he still goes on about it?

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Speaker 3: Bless though, when is doctor Shawn's birthday exactly? I didn't

506
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Speaker 3: think doctors were entitled. I thought I thought the national

507
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Speaker 3: government took that away.

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Speaker 7: I know.

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Speaker 1: I Okay, Casey, who certainly isn't any Guinevere says.

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Speaker 3: Presents taking attention. What's not to like about a December birthday? Yeah,

511
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Speaker 3: Libby Gain thirteenth still within two weeks of Christmas Day

512
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Speaker 3: ideal in my opinion, just enough time to separate prisons,

513
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Speaker 3: but also a great haul after both days heading into

514
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Speaker 3: New Year's becus that's a festive month. Yeah, born the

515
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Speaker 3: twenty seventh of December, hard as a kid. All the

516
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Speaker 3: presents in two days than nothing for the rest of

517
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Speaker 3: the year feast or famine there, Hannah birthday money ends

518
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Speaker 3: up getting spent on Chris prisons because they have three

519
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Speaker 3: kids with hall are expensive.

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Speaker 1: Wish lists. That's selfless. Yeah, that's selfless. That's really baby.

521
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Speaker 3: Jesus would actually be very impressed by that selflessness. I

522
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 3: was born in the twenty third and people are always like, wow,

523
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 3: that must suck, and I'm like, no, it's summertime. Everyone's

524
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 3: on holiday, there's Christmas decorations and the vibes are high.

525
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Speaker 3: I always have a part of November because I know

526
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Speaker 3: people will get busy on my actual birthday. Sill a

527
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Speaker 3: little pole. Today, I'm being told to wrap this thing

528
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Speaker 3: up by the Christmas present.

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Speaker 1: Only answer.

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Speaker 3: If you're born in December, do you're like your birthday?

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Speaker 3: Fifty nine percent of our December born listeners do?

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Speaker 2: Does z End? Podcast networks A Sure Real plays, z Ends,

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Speaker 2: flesh one and Haley.

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Speaker 4: The most complained about ads of twenty twenty five have

535
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Speaker 4: been released by the Broadcasting Standards Authority. Well, no, sorry,

536
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Speaker 4: the Advertising Standards Authority, not Broadcasting Standards Authority.

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Speaker 1: That's we can go to complain about us if we

538
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Speaker 1: say something offensive like boop beep or you're a beep

539
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Speaker 1: yeah you beebo by ads. They deal with the complaints

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Speaker 1: about the ads.

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Speaker 4: Advertising Standards Authority. Most comp about ads of twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 3: Would most of these be still television broadcast or like,

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Speaker 3: would they be on.

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Speaker 1: S TV ads?

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Speaker 4: But they all play on streaming or your news websites

546
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Speaker 4: or that kind of stuff. You would have seen them.

547
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Speaker 4: Oh sorry, that was a big sniff into the microphone.

548
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Speaker 4: I really apologize about that because I actually did roast

549
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Speaker 4: born earlier this morning for sniffing too much during prep.

550
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had two. I had two hard boogies. Hard. Yeah,

551
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Speaker 1: there were hard boogies a finger, that's a finger search

552
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Speaker 1: now they were too deep for a finger. Wet boogies

553
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Speaker 1: go into a tissue. Hard boogies, get dug out with

554
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Speaker 1: a finger, get some tassues. Yeah, plays both of you. Okay? Anyway, So.

555
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Speaker 4: Fifth of the top complained about ads was the Tina

556
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Speaker 4: from Turner's And.

557
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Speaker 1: Just because she's so annoying the character.

558
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Speaker 4: The character character complains about offensive lyrics and a burnout.

559
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Speaker 4: Kind of have the burnout scene happening there, right, she

560
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Speaker 4: was singing a song they see cheeky borderline offensive lyrics.

561
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 4: People were upset illegal driving behavior because of the burnout,

562
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Speaker 4: possibly encouraging dangerous conduct, and yeah, they the or what

563
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Speaker 4: is it? Advertising Advertising Standard Authority uphold the complaint about

564
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Speaker 4: the illegal.

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Speaker 3: Burnout, which right, which means that when they say up howard,

566
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Speaker 3: it means that it was dealtworth pas Okay.

567
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 4: Then above that was the ben Zeid pay app complaints

568
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Speaker 4: around misleading surcharge messaging.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen this one.

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Speaker 4: A digital payment feature called pay app showed quick transfers,

571
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Speaker 4: card style payments, split payments, made it look simple, instant

572
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Speaker 4: and free, but it was on that was full of

573
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Speaker 4: seur charges and fees. Okay, yeah, Nordy rex sooner. The

574
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Speaker 4: whole body deodorant, now I have seen this as well,

575
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Speaker 4: and I was like, what on earth are we, you know,

576
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Speaker 4: putting deodoran on our yeah pets, yes, but not the

577
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Speaker 4: bats focused on sweat and non armped areas, but the

578
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Speaker 4: visuals showed a lot of boob and inner.

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Speaker 1: Thigh bum that year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so what do they say sex it's for groin

581
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Speaker 4: sweatage a lot, you know, and swear it gets.

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Speaker 1: Is that a bit of a like we don't need

583
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Speaker 1: a whole body deodorant, right? No, you don't you do that?

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Speaker 1: M Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Push the idea that only a small percentage of sweat

586
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Speaker 4: came from the arm pets, viewers said it was crude,

587
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Speaker 4: sexualized and gross for puing right, and then above that

588
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Speaker 4: was lotto a promise as a promise, and it's the

589
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Speaker 4: guy who's in the ski. He's skiing, he's got long

590
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Speaker 4: curly here and he's nude.

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Speaker 1: Oh so that's why some people really like, uh like

592
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Speaker 1: prud Yeah, full view of beer, adult nudity from behind

593
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Speaker 1: the bottom. Body.

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Speaker 4: I think bodies, I think basically not even new. You

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Speaker 4: know what, I don't think it's I'm not I'm not

596
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Speaker 4: prittish about a boshe And I mean, there's so many

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Speaker 4: bodies at the beach.

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Speaker 1: Everyone we're in the g stream.

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Speaker 8: Is what it is.

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Speaker 1: Indecent and unnecessary, they say.

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Speaker 4: The most complained about ad of twenty twenty five was

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Speaker 4: the KFC Colonel Hacker, and the ad opens like it

603
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Speaker 4: had that the your app or whatever you're watching it

604
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Speaker 4: on had been real life.

605
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: Hacked by like anonymous or something, and.

606
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 4: A digital glitchy version of Colonel Sanders appears on the

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Speaker 4: screen calling himself the Colonel Hacker intercepting your ad brak,

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Speaker 4: And then a lot of people said it looked and

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Speaker 4: sounded like a real cyber attack, as some thought that

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Speaker 4: the TV or.

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Speaker 1: Internet had been.

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00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 4: Parents said it quote terrified children and others say that

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Speaker 4: it glorified hacking.

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Speaker 1: That had sixty seven complaints in total.

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Speaker 3: This and that's if you the advertising agency or KFC,

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Speaker 3: that's a win.

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Speaker 1: And that was uphold and KFC had to pull the

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Speaker 1: agg complete Yeah, but great publicity. Yeah, I didn't know

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Speaker 1: that was one was uphold. I thought.

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Speaker 4: Up hold people, I mean like, yeah, I mean, you're

621
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Speaker 4: a title to say what you want to say, and

622
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Speaker 4: these authorities are there for good reason, but to get a.

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Speaker 1: Hobby, I know, get a hobby. Get off, up, the off,

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Speaker 1: off the couch, close the screen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're offended by the boshy of the guy

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Speaker 4: on the lotto d going.

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Speaker 1: For a.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, network plays it in flesh one and Haley.

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Speaker 1: Well a Londoner living in Australia. Yeah, what's he want?

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Speaker 3: She she wont Well, she has highlighted a part of

631
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Speaker 3: Australian and I would say New Zealand gym life that

632
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Speaker 3: she has just absolutely gobsmacked over. And that is the

633
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Speaker 3: fact that at gym's in New Zealand and Australia a

634
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Speaker 3: lot of them, we have boards for your.

635
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Speaker 1: Car keys, yeah, I use our sometimes and.

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Speaker 3: Cubby holes We're like, I know that a lot of

637
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Speaker 3: gyms will have lockers, but some have just cubby holesles. Yeah,

638
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 3: open cubby holes and you'll just chuck in your car

639
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Speaker 3: keys in and your sweater and a towel or whatever

640
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Speaker 3: and then go do your workout, huck a bag and

641
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: they're here, and she is like you would in London,

642
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 3: you would never do it?

643
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Speaker 1: Yeah, why not? People steal it? I think people steal it. Yeah,

644
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: like we're more trusting, aren't there cameras and gyms around there?

645
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: Even what are they going to do? And they're not

646
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Speaker 1: coming back? She said, Like the trust Australians and New

647
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Speaker 1: Zealander's hand for each other is crazy. London could never she.

648
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Speaker 3: Said, showing it, and she was like filming the gym

649
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 3: and showed a cubby hole full of car keys, handbags

650
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: and wallets. She was like, it's just pecking Mexicar from

651
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Speaker 3: the car park.

652
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, definitely where there's a little hook board for keys.

653
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Speaker 4: Because it's like if you arrive at the gym, you're

654
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Speaker 4: in your gear. All you have is your water bottle

655
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Speaker 4: and your towel in your phone yep, and your keys.

656
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 4: You're like, oh yeah, I don't want to carry the

657
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Speaker 4: keys around. I've done it before in our gym, and

658
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Speaker 4: I have thought about it when you're like was that

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Speaker 4: a merceda.

660
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,239
Speaker 1: Because you see someone's like audi keyring hanging up, You're

661
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, okay, yeah, my little MIT's a

662
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: bushy behind?

663
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 4: Is that like.

664
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 3: Breaking your insurance if someone just took your car key

665
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 3: you don't have your carky on your position, Like when

666
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 3: we spoke yesterday or was it the day before about

667
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 3: leaving your card leaving your card behind the bar, because

668
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 3: that New Zealand couple left their card behind the bar

669
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 3: and they couldn't get their money.

670
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 4: Back because they had technically just given full axis to

671
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 4: a thing, which is the same thing when you're like,

672
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 4: if you leave your cart basically open unlocked and drive

673
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: away a ball, which is if you have the key,

674
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 4: would it be ninety six nine six if you work

675
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 4: in insurance, how would that work?

676
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 1: Said that someone stole your key from the gym.

677
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 3: Board, because she also said like it's not just gyms,

678
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 3: like she said, like just the beach and stuff, like

679
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 3: people will go or even the camfeign and just leave

680
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 3: their phone and keys on the beach or on the

681
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 3: table then go order or go to the bathroom and

682
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 3: just leave stuff. Its like again in London or the UK,

683
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 3: you'd never do that.

684
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 1: I mean, we've very trustworthy and then sometimes you get bitten, right.

685
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 4: Yeah.

686
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: I think about this all the time.

687
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 3: I will just be eating something like you be at

688
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 3: a food caught or a cafe and you just to

689
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 3: leave your phone on the table.

690
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 1: You never do that overseas. I do this.

691
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 4: I have a cafe that I like going to a

692
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 4: lot and I have my laptop. You know, I'll do

693
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 4: some mahi there and I have my phone and laptop

694
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 4: and your coffee, and you like, I need to pay.

695
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm by myself. I say, close the laptop and just

696
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: walk away. Yeah, and your phone's there? Yeah, Like who's

697
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: going to take it exactly?

698
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 4: And we leave everything unlocked and accessible, and I just

699
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 4: leave my work emails open with access to the.

700
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: Whole wider company. Okay, great, Yeah, nice, I don't I

701
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: don't care. We're very tight security here, very tight. Did

702
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: you guys change your passwords?

703
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 4: No, but do it before we go on holiday, horn, Yeah,

704
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 4: because they're gonna be twelve characters long now, fetties, which is.

705
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: Going to be hard because what were you worn one, two,

706
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 1: how many seids? I just I just go vorn one two, three,

707
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: four five six. Yeah. And then when I needs to

708
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 1: be changed in the year time you been, it's going

709
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: to be worn two three, four, five to sixty.

710
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 4: I think it needs an exclamation mark, special character.

711
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: Do they need some special character? Yeah? God damn, I'm

712
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: back to the drawing board.

713
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 2: ZNN podcast needwork.

714
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I was too early. Here

715
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: we go.

716
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 5: If you see your fade outside at the road that

717
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 5: says fifteen miles to shen Shannon's hack baby, Well, Shannon's

718
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 5: in studio to give us a some what she's calling

719
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 5: us summer heck this morning, Shannon?

720
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: And why did Shannon?

721
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 4: Did you just come in through the door and you

722
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 4: were holding a microwave and saying help me, help me,

723
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 4: help me.

724
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: And now we've plugged them into the wall. Yeah.

725
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 8: And I'm a bit nervous because we do have a

726
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 8: history of tripping wires in the studio.

727
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 4: We do the Great Drug Drug Race jug race of

728
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 4: years gone by a lot of kid that was like

729
00:34:59,320 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 4: a lot of kid.

730
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 3: It once.

731
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,959
Speaker 1: Microwave. I think that'll be okay.

732
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told security, I'm taking it for twenty minutes,

733
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 4: so we can't plug my laptop charger.

734
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: Good idea, take a little load off the page just

735
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: in case mine as well. I might just turn off

736
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 1: the screen. Oh no, I know you need that. I

737
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: need that. Okay, okay, we could turn off one zoom. No,

738
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: let's keep it. Can turn off, turn turn me off.

739
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: I'll be I'll just come back later.

740
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 8: Sometimes borns are the nicest with his ray kings.

741
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: I need worn here, okay, right, okay, Well, maybe if

742
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: we do go off here just to just I guess

743
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: so pre we'll be back soon after technical difficulties. If

744
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: we go off here, just call it a day. We've

745
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: sort of done half the show. I reckon we call

746
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: it a year. We could call it. Well, it seems

747
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: that we're going to call it a day. We might

748
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: as well call it a year.

749
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, we've got the microwave ready. Fishing in summer? Hack,

750
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 3: What what are we looking at this morning? And why

751
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 3: do you have pieces of salami on a plate?

752
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 8: Everyone is talking about on TikTok salami chips for their

753
00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 8: charcuterie boards this summer.

754
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: We love a shark yare yeah? We do?

755
00:35:59,600 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 3: I don't.

756
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: I don't like when this is headed already.

757
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 3: Really, you're you're a west I'm not in studio. I'm

758
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 3: at home and I can't see, but explain to me.

759
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 3: She has salami and a microwave.

760
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and on a plate with a paper towel.

761
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 8: I bought a pack of cheese and crackers, but Hailey

762
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 8: ate the crackers and the cheese. Okay, Well we didn't

763
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 8: need to call that out on it, Okay, Okay. So

764
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 8: I've got four pieces of salami. What I'm seeing people

765
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 8: do on TikTok is putting this on two paper towels

766
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 8: on a plate and a microwave for one minute.

767
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: So I'm going to start that.

768
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 8: Going, wait one minute, one minute, and we are going

769
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 8: to create crispy salami chips so you can dip them.

770
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: Sokay, you go get it on. Do you know?

771
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:42,720
Speaker 4: I was so my mum, who is a fit microwave?

772
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: Okay, that's one minute? Is it? Okay? That's too long?

773
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 3: I hate everything you should and you're you're going to

774
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 3: regret not cutting me off for this. It's already five seconds.

775
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: This is gonna blow up. Oh my god, to listen

776
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: to that? Can you hear that? Dear listener? Get the

777
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: mic down there because solami is just blood and fat.

778
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's steaming.

779
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 4: Okay, alright, my mom my, mum does your bacon in

780
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 4: the microwave sometimes and it goes crespy.

781
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,399
Speaker 1: Look it's steaming a lot, yeah, because it's just the fairs. Okay,

782
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: we've got twenty twenty three seconds left on the count. Nervous,

783
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: try this at home first. I mean, maybe maybe shut

784
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: the door quickly when you tell it's actually coming up,

785
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: but I just it's steam its it smells here like

786
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 1: does it five seconds? Does? She sounds quite nice? Now? Okay?

787
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: And now when you take it out, shut the door

788
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: correctly to get that year.

789
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 4: Okay, Brian Clin, I'm not gonna be happy with us

790
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 4: this afternoons like Pagan here.

791
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: It does smell, so, doesn't it? Okay? All right, just

792
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: getting it out.

793
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 3: There, okay, all right, Okay. Now the plate is in

794
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 3: front of Haley. Four bits of salami. Please describe, Please describe.

795
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 4: It looks Okay, I'm going to try to tap it

796
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 4: against the mic. Okay, he's gonna hate this.

797
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, it's rock hard, isn't it.

798
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 4: I'm going to say I'm gonna say yeah, you're right,

799
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 4: it's tough. It's not I I'm going to try to

800
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 4: snap it. Pause a simmer.

801
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a chip. That's a chip. Okay, And now

802
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: I shall try to consume. Here's a little bit too.

803
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: It's not hot. It's not too hot, is it a vegetarian?

804
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,879
Speaker 1: Don't come in here, car And it's very Oh my god,

805
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: that's amazing. It's so good. Imagine that a dip and

806
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: then imagine you've got some dip, You've got some cheese,

807
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: cheese going into like a caso or something. Yeah, that's amazing.

808
00:38:58,719 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: Is this is this?

809
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 4: Shout out to our keito listeners. They're gonna love this.

810
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 4: This is a placement of a cracker.

811
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 9: I don't know about this.

812
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 1: Maybe it's microwaven. Could you do this in an oven?

813
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: Could you do this in a forever?

814
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:14,480
Speaker 6: Yeah?

815
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: I think you could.

816
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 8: But I think the fact that it's just two paper

817
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,240
Speaker 8: towels in a minute, and you can host an easy

818
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 8: young cheeseboard.

819
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say that wafer crackers are like

820
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 3: one or two dollars three dollars a pack for the

821
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 3: boogie one, which salami is quite expense. Salami is very expensive.

822
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 8: My pack of cheese and crackers was three dollars.

823
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got four slices in it. You've got

824
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: far more slices. Tessa's messaged ink on nine six nine six.

825
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: She does this.

826
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 3: She microwaves salami for thirty seconds before putting it on

827
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 3: top of the pizza.

828
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: Okay, and Emma wants us to know an air fryer

829
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: does it better?

830
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 7: Yeah?

831
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: I reckon in air fryer it would be nicer.

832
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 8: But proof of concept.

833
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 1: I now I'm going to give it five stars. Yeah,

834
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,720
Speaker 1: your face is saying otherwise, but you're not in studio.

835
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: I'm not in studio. Thing of Vaughn being able to contribute, Yes,

836
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: that's it. One more time will be it's the snapping

837
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: of that. I've got a lot of salami at home,

838
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,800
Speaker 1: Blong saloon. This is incredible. And then you're not.

839
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 3: You're not having calms when you have your crackers. No,

840
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 3: you're just having a whole ton of salt and process meat.

841
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: B b brah brah bruh. This is giving five stars

842
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: the Christmas present ever. Giving five stars, it's fine stars

843
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 1: for me? What are you giving it?

844
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 3: I just don't feel like can contribute contribute because I

845
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 3: haven't been in studio like from Afar.

846
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 4: It feels like a two at most, and you see

847
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 4: your faded side of the.

848
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 5: Road that says five stars today, shame this.

849
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: Five stars. I think it's because we just got to

850
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,439
Speaker 1: eat the delicious smelling meat.

851
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 4: I'm sorry for and I just I just sort of

852
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 4: just made an executive decision.

853
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,479
Speaker 1: On behalf of No that's fine. Listen one more time. Listen, Listen, Yep,

854
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: Miami Chips, five stars Embrace the summer. Thank you, Shannon.

855
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 1: I think what a waiting in the year with the hack.

856
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm let me just get on the chicks machine.

857
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 4: You guys are making me hungry as it smells youma

858
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 4: does if I does a bitter A lot of people saying, yes,

859
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 4: you guys, this hack is the best top tier.

860
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: Love it. There we go, great stuff. Congratulations reckon, shan Dog.

861
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: That's our final hack of the year. You're gonna stop

862
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: at five a high. It's been a hell of a

863
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,280
Speaker 1: year of hair. I mean there's been some lows, Shannon,

864
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 1: I'll be honest.

865
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 8: Let's just stay on the higher the high.

866
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: The VENM Podcast Network.

867
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 4: We would like to know right now when you listener

868
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 4: have stolen just a little bit, just a little tiny bit.

869
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 1: Don't missage an I stole a car, that's not a

870
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: tiny bit of car. How much is a little bit?

871
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 3: Because the tease of this has already drawn a text

872
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 3: from Dylan who said, I used to work at the

873
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 3: supermarket when I was a teenager and I'd pocket cash

874
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 3: from the register and steal smokes.

875
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: No, that's stealing. That's a lot, Dylan feeling man.

876
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, please wait until we open up the phone lines

877
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 3: another day for when have you've stolen a lot?

878
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: I love it from Dylan and dneda, No, we want

879
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: to know a tiny little bit. Because there was a girl.

880
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 4: Who was at the pub, you know, at the pub

881
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 4: Oven of Pain with her friends, and she was about

882
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 4: to leave when she remembered she had no toilet paper

883
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 4: at home. And then rather than just stopping at the

884
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 4: corner store or the deer or whatever, yeah, she was like, Oh,

885
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 4: I was going to pop into the loo and I'll

886
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 4: just get one of those like big industrial sized rolls.

887
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 3: Do you know I always think this when I go

888
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 3: to a cafe or somewhere at like and you just

889
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 3: see all of them just stacked up. You're like, I

890
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 3: could just take one of those in put in my bag.

891
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: I know you're like that it really last.

892
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 3: I know that really last, well, especially the big ones.

893
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 3: But I'm thinking more than little ones.

894
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

895
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some f they have those nice like individually

896
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 4: wrapped its handbag, many individually.

897
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 3: Wrapped one are always two bl tops though they are

898
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 3: it's like wiping pose of baking paper.

899
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: It's it's not you're gonna get finger breakthrough.

900
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, your fingers through. You're more of a handytael level

901
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 3: kind of wipe.

902
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: I like a fick. I like a hotel. If you

903
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: could flush handytails, I reckon I'd wipe with handytails.

904
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 6: Yeah.

905
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 3: I blow my nose with handy tawels. I don't know,

906
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 3: waste my time on weak tess ues. I blow straight

907
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 3: through them.

908
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: I need a bag handytail too.

909
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 4: Raugh Yeah, but I mean it's it's just it's it

910
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 4: is stealing because she didn't pay for it, and it's

911
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 4: not that it's not it's purpose.

912
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a little little bit of stealer.

913
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 3: Do you think when I take the box of tissues

914
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 3: from the hotel? Okay, do you think that's stealing just

915
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 3: a little bit? Or you pay for the room, so

916
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 3: technically they would.

917
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: Let you use them all.

918
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 3: Stealing at the thing I still reckon if if you

919
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 3: tire to use them all as far as they know,

920
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 3: you could have just used them all in room exactly.

921
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 3: But then that's like going to the cafe and seeing

922
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 3: rolls of toilet paper there. You could literally stay in

923
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 3: that toilet and pool all day and use them all

924
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: and that would be fine. But then taking them, that's

925
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 3: that's stealing.

926
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: Okay, slightly different.

927
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 4: I okay, we're getting messages them, so this is what

928
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 4: we're because this is a good one.

929
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: Like like maybe you've got a real nice stationary cup

930
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: at work, you know, maybe your works and they've got just.

931
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 4: A little bit of a couple of courier bags, and

932
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 4: maybe I saw a couple of things on trade me

933
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 4: and I'm just a little bit gonna take one of

934
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 4: the bags.

935
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 3: What about when what about when a bar has a

936
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,800
Speaker 3: really nice glass you know what for how many handmake?

937
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 3: I was going to say, you've done.

938
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: That, haven't you. Yeah, I've got.

939
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 3: Shot glasses to this day, I could walk around the

940
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 3: corner into my kitchen and open up a panture and

941
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 3: grab shot glasses that I stole from like the outback

942
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 3: and I'd probably say a bar that wasn't around, born,

943
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: that's not around I.

944
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: Say the outBut you see the outback. I didn't say

945
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 1: the outback to see the outback ten times? Now, stop

946
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: shot glasses. But where do you even buy shot glasses from.

947
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 3: I've never seen shot glasses for sale, like nice heavy bottomed,

948
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 3: heavy duty shot glasses for sale.

949
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: Shot glass dot com, I don't know.

950
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 4: Shut Hey, I'm just going to go shot glass dot com.

951
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 4: Uh no, that's shot glass dot com is.

952
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: Take Wait? Did I just start a shot glass dot

953
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 1: com business? Am I gonna start shot glass dot com business? Well?

954
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What hundred dollars at it? And we

955
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 1: want you to give us a call. S's for sale. Okay,

956
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: I'll buy it.

957
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 4: It's gonna cost us thirty five thousand UIST dollars though

958
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 4: absolutely not.

959
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not buying it.

960
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 3: I'm assuming that's why no one has that website. Yeah,

961
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 3: tixster nine six nine six.

962
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 4: Well, give us a call one hundred dollars. I just

963
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 4: said that, but yep, carry you said tixton nice, I

964
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 4: see the call. I said the call as well.

965
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to say it. Dials it if you

966
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: want to talk with your voice.

967
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, but text nine six nine six if you want

968
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 4: to text with your words, we want to.

969
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 3: If you want to write us a letter to Graham Streets,

970
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 3: Central Auckland, post code ten ten ten, thank you. We

971
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 3: might be finished this phone and topic by the time

972
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 3: you literallyize, but we will appreciate the mail. If you'd

973
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 3: like to enter our coloring in competition, yeah, you can

974
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 3: send those in as well via career to two Graham

975
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 3: Street attentions.

976
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: It M yeah, yeah, when did you steal just a

977
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 1: little little bit?

978
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 3: And we're not simply not condoning this kind of behavior,

979
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 3: but a go a woman has gone viral because she

980
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 3: was at the pub and she needed to buy a

981
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 3: toilet paper on the way home after the pub and

982
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 3: she just saw it in the toilet and she was like, well,

983
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 3: I'll just take this, but I.

984
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 4: Will say it was one of those big, large industrial

985
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 4: roles that come, you know, in the big things.

986
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: She was sorted for weeks.

987
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we want to know from you this morning

988
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 3: when you stole just a little bit rain no places,

989
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: but where what did you steal.

990
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 9: More than the same?

991
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 7: How are we You're really good?

992
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: Good?

993
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 7: So there's a little story behind and this as well.

994
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 7: So my mum, who unfortunately was passing away from val Camper.

995
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 7: She was coming down for a bucket list trip to

996
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 7: see her family in christ Church, and we took her

997
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 7: out for a lovely lunch at the Sushi Train because.

998
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 9: We just loved it all.

999
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 7: And she's sitting there, we're.

1000
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 9: All enjoying our lunch, and she is admiring this little

1001
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 9: mini tea pot that they're serving their voice source from,

1002
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 9: and I mean admiring.

1003
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: She care going on about.

1004
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,800
Speaker 9: Wouldn't this just looks so cute sitting on the sitting

1005
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 9: on the bookcase at home.

1006
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: When they want to tell you what they want, very subtle.

1007
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 7: And so she keep going on and we're going, yes, yes, mum, yet.

1008
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 9: We know and we walk out all done, happy, lovely.

1009
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 7: Lunch, and my husband is we're pulling in to go

1010
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,760
Speaker 7: to car park about the mini.

1011
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: Tap good boy?

1012
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 4: She was?

1013
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 1: She had cancer, she was, I tell you what if

1014
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: I ever get and touch.

1015
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: What I don't, but boy, you're going to be hearing

1016
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: about it. I'm going to be using it all sorts

1017
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 3: of scandaloss behaviors because.

1018
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 1: What are they going to do? Yeah, I'll steal things

1019
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 1: that I want you to do you deprive the dying man.

1020
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: I'm erin.

1021
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for sharing. We're going to Steve

1022
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 3: Steff What did you steal just a little bit? When

1023
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 3: did you steal just a little bit?

1024
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 6: Good morning, team. I would like to submit to my

1025
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 6: criminal behavior. And this is and I'm dubbing my sister

1026
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 6: in as well. We do this. We steal toilet rolls,

1027
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 6: the rapped individual ones that are at restaurants and cafes

1028
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 6: and shops. But we only ever do it when we're

1029
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 6: also with our mom because it drives her insane, because

1030
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 6: she genuinely thinks we're going to get caught as criminals

1031
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 6: and Shoplifters's stop, please, she yells at us when we

1032
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 6: get out to the car park. And we've been doing

1033
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 6: this since we were teenagers, and we're now both in

1034
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 6: our thirties. I've got three children, she's about to have

1035
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 6: a baby like these ole models.

1036
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 3: That's so funny, and you're just winding mama. But it's

1037
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 3: not even about the toilet paper.

1038
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like, as a girlie, you never have pockets

1039
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 6: and most of the time we don't take our handbags

1040
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 6: to the toilet. If we're in a restaurant, and so

1041
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 6: we have to try to hide these toilet rolls like

1042
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 6: in our clothing on.

1043
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 1: It's so funny. They're going to start putting those Aleta

1044
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: those electronic tags.

1045
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 6: On the photo on the wall.

1046
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, today's lucky customer. I love that, Steff. Thank you Jeers.

1047
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: When did you steal just a little bit?

1048
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 6: Oh well? I work in an office and just yesterday

1049
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 6: I took home some scissors and some salad tables some prisons.

1050
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,919
Speaker 1: Were they good scissors, jeers?

1051
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 3: Or they just go straight through the wrapping paper and

1052
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 3: one go, yeah, like those old.

1053
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 6: School school ones. You got the red handle?

1054
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good scissors, geers. Thank you, so so many

1055
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: messages coming on. We'll come and get to those necks.

1056
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: When did you steal just a little bit?

1057
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 4: We want to know right now, When did you steal

1058
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 4: just a little bit? And we've got to power through

1059
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 4: because we've got a lot of just a little bit.

1060
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 3: So many messages head it Forrnie, this has to be

1061
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: your most shocking segment.

1062
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: Do you have any idea how this impact is affixed people?

1063
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: Every sync you people are probably rehabiting it. Not that,

1064
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: not that?

1065
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 4: What about my base says to steal milk from his

1066
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 4: office every Friday he had turned up at home with

1067
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 4: three to four bottles of two milk.

1068
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: You couldn't do that here. Joe Riddell would be on you.

1069
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: She'd be on you. She knows the milk millimeters. She

1070
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: comes down second, she'd know. She'd know. She's installed the fridge.

1071
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 3: It's got a scale in it, and if you take

1072
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 3: too much milk, she sends you an email, so you'll

1073
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 3: use too much milk.

1074
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: Yes, just like the emails when you go over one

1075
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 1: hundred k's in the company car. Yeah.

1076
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 3: Oh, someone said I might work at a supermarket that

1077
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 3: it just does things where you have to collect stickers,

1078
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: and maybe I took some stickers. Oh okay, many many

1079
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 3: years ago, I got deal dared to steal a bowling ball.

1080
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 3: I was on holiday and Wellington at the time. I

1081
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 3: took that bowling ball in New Zealand. We're very reluctant

1082
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 3: to let me take it as carry on when I

1083
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 3: fimb back to Auckland because it made my luggage chicken

1084
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 3: luggage too heavy?

1085
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: All right, okay, fear.

1086
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 4: I travel a bit for work, and I always refill

1087
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 4: my moisturizer at the hotel, just like you did that.

1088
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 4: I do know when you stole the soap At QT

1089
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 4: they had Kevin Murphy and I was like, take that,

1090
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:44,760
Speaker 4: m momum. Someone said, I work, I run a cafe.

1091
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 4: Please don't steal the pepper grinders or the cutlery.

1092
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: Is taking.

1093
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 3: Calm on, we're not taking and we're not And I

1094
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 3: said at the start of this, we're not encouraging people

1095
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 3: to do this. No, God, no, and especially like think

1096
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 3: about the local businesses. God, the multi corporate ya.

1097
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: If you're going to steal a smaller I hit the

1098
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: brands we know and love.

1099
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 3: Cassie says, I steal nice chop sticks when I eat

1100
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,320
Speaker 3: a Asian restaurants if they have those nice reusable chop sticks.

1101
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: Oh okay.

1102
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 4: A lot of people messaging in that they propagate. They

1103
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 4: propagate plants at the big hardware stores.

1104
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: Really the stores. I don't do it from the stores,

1105
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: but nature. I take you.

1106
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 3: If I go for a walk and I see a planter, like,

1107
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 3: I'll lean over a fence and take a take a

1108
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 3: But to propagate absolute, I've got some lovely things sprouting

1109
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 3: in the garden now that I've borrowed, shall we say.

1110
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 4: Being a nurse, sometimes things accidentally come home in my

1111
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 4: pockets and I've stopped up my first aid kit to fribulate.

1112
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 1: Like plasters and a year ago. Well, nurses don't get

1113
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: paid enough on more for that.

1114
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody said back in the day at a bar

1115
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 3: and Christ it's no longer standing. They managed to get

1116
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,479
Speaker 3: out one of the Guinness serving trays, the metal Ginner

1117
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 3: serving Oh my god, loan of those?

1118
00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1119
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 3: Are you used to borrow promo posters from the clubs

1120
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 3: in Hamilton one's advertising specific theme nights? I had a

1121
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 3: feature wall in my shitty Hamilton East flat.

1122
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 6: Wow.

1123
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: Oh, I stole the eight ball from the pool table

1124
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,399
Speaker 1: at the local pub. Oh, don't do that, went back

1125
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: for years and years.

1126
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 3: They just had a white ball with an eight written

1127
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 3: on and vivid. Yeah, place the eight ball that I took.

1128
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: Who do we know?

1129
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 3: Do we know someone that stole an FPOs machine or

1130
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 3: a cordless fine from a bao because they were absolutely

1131
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 3: boost that.

1132
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: Terrible.

1133
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 4: I work at a pub in the kitchen and if

1134
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 4: I need something and I know what I'm going to

1135
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 4: cook for dinner that night, I was grab an hangon

1136
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 4: from the fridge.

1137
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ago don't have any salary, just a little bit

1138
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: at a restaurant.

1139
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 3: Once I asked where they bought the steak knives from.

1140
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: I absolutely loved it. And the waitress went away and

1141
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 3: she tried so hard to find me an answer, and

1142
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 3: then she came over and she.

1143
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 4: Had four wrapped up in a napkin and she said,

1144
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 4: just take these. Wait my son and his mate steal

1145
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 4: turmeric from parties.

1146
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: What you're just going on topping up your turmeric? Turmeric?

1147
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: You don't use tunic often, but when you need it,

1148
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: you need it. Yeah. I can imagine having a real blow.

1149
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 1: Yeah when when you when you realize what you thought

1150
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: was a full packet of turmeric has nothing, has no turmeric,

1151
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: and you're like, this needs turmeric, damn it, especially if

1152
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: the box are still there and they just take yeah, yeah, yeah,

1153
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, did you read this? Or from the builder?

1154
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 4: I always over order on timber and I take take

1155
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 4: we if little side projects and you know, every day

1156
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 4: and make sure the bags full of nails and empty.

1157
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean we knew it.

1158
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: Work plays it ends flesh.

1159
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 4: One December eleventh is the day not very far from

1160
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 4: Christmas at all.

1161
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 1: Fourteen oh fourteen days, two weeks.

1162
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,840
Speaker 3: Two weeks, two weeks, weeks a Christmas as insane and

1163
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,840
Speaker 3: so that means what three weeks all this hellhole of

1164
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 3: a hellscape of the ship box bomb a whole years over?

1165
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 1: Why?

1166
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1167
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have picked up. I'm

1168
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: not having a great year. Why what happened?

1169
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 4: Why what?

1170
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: Look, it's a story for another time, time now, but

1171
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 1: you've got a time right now.

1172
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 3: Because the group therapy with Virginia Flitch, I actually thought

1173
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 3: more on that group therapy Hailey Flitch could pay for it, oh.

1174
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 1: Because I was paying for my own therapy. I don't

1175
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: know if you guys know, but I'm pretty sordid. I

1176
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: don't really I don't think I'm the man who has

1177
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: not cried since he was a teenager. M hm hmmm,

1178
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: you're not mean. I'm not going to pay to make

1179
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: myself cry put On Marley and Met Stevens. I'll crydit movie.

1180
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know about his own feelings anyway, I don't

1181
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 4: have any feelings.

1182
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 6: Us.

1183
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing it right, an't I it's cheap and

1184
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 1: you are. I've actually had a great year, So I

1185
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 1: don't know why you go through attacking me. No, and

1186
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,680
Speaker 1: actually has.

1187
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 3: Been great by like you, You've had a good year,

1188
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 3: but it's that comparative thing has made your year so

1189
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 3: much better, But you don't compare yourself to other people.

1190
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: That's just not.

1191
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 3: Everybody very wise a wise thing. When you're scrolling through Instagram,

1192
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 3: stop comparing.

1193
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 4: Well, we're talking about the fact that we've had a

1194
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:27,840
Speaker 4: crap year and someone's year still might be made crap today.

1195
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 4: Considering the fact that December eleventh is breakup Day, National

1196
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 4: breakup Day.

1197
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 3: Now, it's this out of America this or is this

1198
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 3: a northern or a Southern Hemisphere thing?

1199
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 4: Southern Hemisphere thing? Okay, because because America does it in February,

1200
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 4: this is later.

1201
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 3: Yes, and it's always a few months before like summer, right, yeah,

1202
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 3: so it's technically summer now.

1203
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a reason so December eleventh. There's mini stats

1204
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 4: on this as to why this is the day, but

1205
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,800
Speaker 4: a lot of some of the stats come from Facebook

1206
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 4: users changing their relationships, okay, from together to single.

1207
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: And it's still doing that. Yeah, I don't know. I

1208
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: don't know updated mine? Does it pop up like it

1209
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: used to? I think you can turn it off.

1210
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 4: Should have a little lucky Hailey Jane. I don't think

1211
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 4: I've had have you changed.

1212
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 7: That.

1213
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: I do have a new friend. Oh yet nice? Okay?

1214
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 1: Is it was it a soft launch? Way or was

1215
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: that a self launch?

1216
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying a friend right, I've got many

1217
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 4: new friends this, okayn.

1218
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: You mean you've got like a request on Facebook or what? No,

1219
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: just and my friends just become Facebook friends. Self launch.

1220
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 1: It's just on the top of my list of my

1221
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 1: friends on Facebook. Launch.

1222
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 3: That's a three point there's cushioned. Tell everybody who you're

1223
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 3: taking to the tennis?

1224
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: My dad and my dad and my dad's friend a friend,

1225
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: my dad. Solf launch, solf launch. It was about to

1226
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:04,280
Speaker 1: be a hard launch anyway.

1227
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 4: December dumbing. Oh wow, it's so hot in this Wow.

1228
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 4: Wow listening that's got that's such a hard launch. It

1229
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 4: gets a Christopher walking.

1230
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:26,880
Speaker 1: Wow wow, I pull the handbrake. Wow, so hard launch.

1231
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 4: This can arise from the stress of the end of

1232
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 4: the year, the stress of the holiday season.

1233
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 3: Also, is it like, does it come down to, Okay,

1234
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 3: who am I buying Christmas presents for this year?

1235
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? If I'm going to become if I'm gonna you know,

1236
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't see this lasting. Why keep going? Yeah?

1237
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 4: Mostly to call it quits in the middle of Christmas,

1238
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 4: heading in a design to call time before a big event.

1239
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 4: So you don't want to be like starting the year

1240
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 4: with someone who you're not into like and you might

1241
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 4: be going away for New Years or making your big

1242
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 4: holiday plans like family's about to arrive for Christmas.

1243
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 1: Really want this chump here? You famously were done on

1244
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: Christmas Day? Yeah?

1245
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 3: Do you have any kind of tips for people listening

1246
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 3: that maybe are about to be broken up with if

1247
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 3: this is yeah, like you say, halle quite an important day. Yeah,

1248
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,919
Speaker 3: Well for me it was Crank and Travis as White

1249
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 3: as it always rain on me, big song at the time.

1250
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we got that Have you got that? Or

1251
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: let's get that on? Yeah, get a bit of that on,

1252
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 1: get a bit of that on on, need that to

1253
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: really set the mood.

1254
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 3: It was raining and I remember driving and just screaming

1255
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 3: why sort of thing.

1256
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: Sweet call of a day to drive Christmas? Not much traffic, Yeah,

1257
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: and you're just there. The wipers are like.

1258
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 3: It was in a nineteen eighty six Toyota Starlet, a

1259
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 3: four door one, Yeah, because that was a rare thing.

1260
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 3: Our family had the four door Starlet and the windscreen

1261
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 3: wipers weren't great.

1262
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: Flesh. Yeah, they weren't great. The blades need to be replaced.

1263
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 1: And it was just squeaking down it squeak, squeak.

1264
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 3: Slipped a little heartbroken little born said, how.

1265
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: Old were you? Little born Smith? Eighteen? That is no

1266
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: wonder the sticks with you pivotal age. Yeah, it was

1267
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: headful of hair, heartful of feelings. You know it was

1268
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: woo did she say it wasn't yours? It's twenty five years?

1269
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 1: It's twenty five years. In two weeks, I get those stranger, Well,

1270
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: you didn't belong to you?

1271
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 6: What is it?

1272
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 4: Old?

1273
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: Straight suture on face? Is it because she's happy?

1274
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 3: Now?

1275
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 1: I was seventeen? Look up his faceboom?

1276
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 6: Do you know?

1277
01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 3: Well?

1278
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm not going to give her name out. She

1279
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: doesn't deserve that, you know.

1280
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 4: I just think I think this is a good PSA

1281
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 4: for someone who's sitting there right now thinking, oh my god,

1282
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 4: I don't want to go into Christmas with this person.

1283
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 4: This is not the person for me. Five can get

1284
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 4: in the dumps. So twenty three six is gonna be

1285
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 4: the best year of all of our lives.

1286
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: Save yourself that Christmas present money, save us half the.

1287
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,360
Speaker 4: Money, Save us off the hassle. Today is National breakup Day.

1288
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 4: Get it done. Someone message I've been dumped two years

1289
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 4: in a row on December eleventh.

1290
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 3: Do you think it's because it becomes public and everyone's

1291
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 3: like Today's day and people, Oh, I guess I have

1292
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 3: to now I've been wanting to.

1293
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, pull the pen.

1294
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 4: Someone said, you and me both for what an a

1295
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 4: whole of a year. I can't wait to see the

1296
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 4: back of it. We just do this hanging there, guys,

1297
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:34,080
Speaker 4: much love.

1298
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: From your fellow Shri Lankan. We I forgot we are

1299
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 1: Sri Lankan. I forgot so my ancestory dot com.

1300
01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 3: Somebody somebody else said they've been done two years in

1301
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,320
Speaker 3: a row on the liveth But the same guy I

1302
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 3: just said that, let you he's listening to Training Trevors. Sorry, Travis, No,

1303
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 3: I was looking up that person. She's not on Facebook.

1304
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 3: That's a weird move for a millennial.

1305
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: She could be dead. Well, you dodged the ballot there

1306
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: because I went the year as well. Everything's a competition

1307
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: and whoever lives the longest ones.

1308
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 8: I think so.

1309
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 2: I think so plays it ends flesh.

1310
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: And I just said I was thinking about this movie experience.

1311
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Speaker 3: I'm about to tell you about and I forgot to

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Speaker 3: tell you I treated myself to ato.

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Speaker 1: What at the movies. One of those colors. Yeah, those

1314
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: Mexican fruit. Yeah, those are amazing though they ye. I

1315
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: was like, yes, it's a glass bottle. Yeah, yeah, I

1316
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:43,520
Speaker 1: think there's a grapefruit one that's nice, the the green one.

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Speaker 3: I'm one, Okay, it's good stuff. Better go well in

1318
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 3: the Ninjas. In the Ninja slash, I reckon.

1319
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Speaker 4: Might bringer over, I know, but they're there small too

1320
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 4: small you put slash.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we'll add that.

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Speaker 3: So I went to this movie A Turner with Elizabeth

1323
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 3: Olson and Miles Teller and Callum Turner Julip's boyfriend. Oh yeah,

1324
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 3: he's the bookie's latest favorite to be James Bond. Find

1325
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:15,280
Speaker 3: a Good Bond, Be a good Bond. Sorry, Callum Turner.

1326
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 3: Also he's a tall glass of water. He's probably too

1327
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 3: clean cut for you.

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01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: Way.

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01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 3: He was great Masters of the Year. Yes, that was

1330
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 3: an incredible show.

1331
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 1: So he's in it.

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01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 3: The basic premise is Miles Teller and Elizabeth Olsen am

1333
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 3: married at the start of the movie Our old people,

1334
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,480
Speaker 3: And I'm not going to spoil anything, but you know,

1335
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,040
Speaker 3: all this from the trailer, but they die within like

1336
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 3: a week of each other.

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Speaker 1: And this is also a famous book, right that's been

1338
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: turned into a movie. No, it's not, it's not. It

1339
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 1: was written.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it gives, it gives in this age of books

1341
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 3: being turned into movies.

1342
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:55,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, at a rapid at a rapid pace, it does,

1343
01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 1: but it's not. Okay.

1344
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 3: Basically, there are a couple that will be married for

1345
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 3: like sixty years, sixty something years, and they die. And

1346
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 3: the idea is when you die, you go to this

1347
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 3: like hotel where you've got one week to decide where

1348
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 3: you're going to spend eternity and her worth is it

1349
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:15,439
Speaker 3: a nice hotel? Didn't look too bad? Okay, not too bad,

1350
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 3: like a like a no overtel or something like that,

1351
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 3: like a super's department, a quest departments, not a quarter

1352
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,520
Speaker 3: I saw you or anything like that. During and during

1353
01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:30,919
Speaker 3: the day you go to there like convention centering. They're

1354
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,439
Speaker 3: trying to sell you different sorts of eternities. Yeah, okay, right, yeah,

1355
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 3: that sort of thing. So, and the story is when

1356
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 3: she gets there, just so Miles Teller gets there and

1357
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 3: you kind of like come back when you're at your

1358
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 3: happiest with your body and like your life.

1359
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 4: That's what you look like twenty six. Guy was unbeatable

1360
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 4: at twenty six. Okay, okay, I'm not arriving at thirty six.

1361
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Speaker 3: To you, well, you're unbelievable, nowbeatable, just you wait he

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01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 3: gets there, she arrives.

1363
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: But then also there is her first husband who died

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01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 1: in the Korean War. Oh my god, canundro?

1365
01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:07,400
Speaker 4: Oh?

1366
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: And did she like him? Did she like him? She

1367
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: loved them? She she loved him, She got married to him,

1368
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: and then he went to the Korean War and died.

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01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,040
Speaker 1: She never got like a goodbye to her. This is

1370
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 1: really giving big book energy. It's good. This is going

1371
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: to be a huge energy. So the whole movie is

1372
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: just about what she going to do. Wait, how she

1373
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 1: wasn't with it? She wasn't with the guy who died

1374
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: in the war for ages, but she was with the

1375
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,840
Speaker 1: love though, that first love, first love, and she never

1376
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 1: got to live out the life that they kind of

1377
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: thought they were going to have and plan. And now

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01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,520
Speaker 1: she gets a Sam again and ale. Yeah, but he

1379
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: might not. He might have been the one and she

1380
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: never got to experience.

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01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 3: Right, he's been waiting in this like limbo, in this

1382
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 3: hotel for sixty seven years for her.

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01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but who was paying for all that time

1384
01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 1: in a quest service department? It's not this doesn't currency

1385
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: doesn't work like that doesn't.

1386
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it because who I went

1387
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 3: to the movies with has not stopped thinking about it

1388
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 3: and has pulled it apart all right, okay, and they've

1389
01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 3: ruined it for themselves.

1390
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you just got just just enjoy it. I

1391
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: can enjoy things at a surface level. Yeah.

1392
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 3: Not everybody can enjoy things at a surface level. They

1393
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 3: need to dissect it. Yeah right, okay deeply. But but yeah,

1394
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 3: so that's the whole conundrum of it. And there was

1395
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 3: just like lots of like I don't know, lots of

1396
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,960
Speaker 3: addressing different parts of life and stuff, and.

1397
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: Then old and like there was the dying and I

1398
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:29,600
Speaker 1: cried too three times. Wow, Okay.

1399
01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 3: One was like a couple of rogue tears, pull yourself together.

1400
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 3: The next one was like full tears running down the face,

1401
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 3: but no noise. And then the third one was sort

1402
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,000
Speaker 3: of a repeat of number two, like no sniffling, no

1403
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 3: like howling, but tears on the face.

1404
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 4: Sort of a wet a wet faced situation. I love

1405
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 4: a movie cry. It's so cathartic. It obviously releases something

1406
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 4: within you that you're you know, relating to. It's good

1407
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 4: Flitch again, it's good to cry. You've got to do

1408
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:01,520
Speaker 4: it feels so nice. I have been crying by a

1409
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 4: body of water recently, by the way, and the other

1410
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:04,160
Speaker 4: day I did take a banana.

1411
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 1: And now's that do kind of body? What did you go?

1412
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 6: River?

1413
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: Lake, river, ocean? Just into my road? Live near a

1414
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:16,840
Speaker 1: river that's a tidal river? Though, Did you go on

1415
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,720
Speaker 1: low time that I didn't go when it was sludgy

1416
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 1: and low? No? No, no, I went, I went. Did

1417
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,320
Speaker 1: you check the tides before you win? Of course I

1418
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 1: don't much like the tide your your crying can be

1419
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: sort of moon regulated.

1420
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,840
Speaker 2: Plays it ends flesh forn and Haley.

1421
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 1: Fat of the day, day day day, day do do

1422
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,480
Speaker 1: do do do do?

1423
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 3: It's Christmas or holiday song week at fact of the day,

1424
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 3: and Hailey, I'm going to need you to pop up.

1425
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 3: All I want for Christmas is you by none other

1426
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,200
Speaker 3: than Mariah County.

1427
01:08:02,840 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: That's crazy. We're here man on a Thursday. What's Friday

1428
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:08,360
Speaker 1: going to be Snoopy's Christmas?

1429
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1430
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: I knew it would be which is only a big song.

1431
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:13,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to roll.

1432
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we've I think we've done We've delved

1433
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 3: into Snoopy's Christmas before. It kind of was reading the

1434
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,560
Speaker 3: facts I've got line up and I was like, I

1435
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,719
Speaker 3: feel like we've done that, or maybe it's a little

1436
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:24,639
Speaker 3: too well known.

1437
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Bonie M's Mary's Boy Child, because that's my favorite.

1438
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: I could look into it. Maybe could you just have

1439
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 1: a little mini fact for me on Bonie EM's I

1440
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: could do that for you tomorrow. I'll do that to

1441
01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:38,120
Speaker 1: it for you tomorrow. I've got a friend of newborn.

1442
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 3: I've got to post that note here somewhere, and it's

1443
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 3: gonna have your name on it and Boniem's name on it,

1444
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 3: and the song titled Mary's Boy Child. One of the

1445
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:49,240
Speaker 3: most well known facts is how much money Mariah Cawry

1446
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 3: makes off the song every year.

1447
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 1: You just want down four to five million.

1448
01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:56,800
Speaker 3: Dollars, not forty five Sorry, I said, it's between four

1449
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 3: and five million dollars a year from the song. It's

1450
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 3: the reason being one of the reasons it's so heavily

1451
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 3: used in retail. Yes, so like we play it, we're

1452
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 3: playing it now. She gets a little slice of it Spotify.

1453
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:13,120
Speaker 3: This hit a billion streams in twenty twenty one, which

1454
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 3: is quite the thing for a song released in the nineties. Yeah,

1455
01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 3: I hit a billion streams in twenty twenty one. But

1456
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 3: it Spotify is not paying people much, are they? Bugger

1457
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 3: all buga rule?

1458
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 1: So it's the.

1459
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 3: Royalties, the streams, the radio play, the fact that it's

1460
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 3: used in ads and retail. In public usage means that

1461
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 3: it's made over one hundred million US dollars over thirty

1462
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:36,360
Speaker 3: years since it was released. Wow Wow, But today's factors.

1463
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 3: She wrote it in fifteen minutes. Imagine doing fifteen minutes

1464
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:46,200
Speaker 3: of work and making that much money. Yeah, the reason

1465
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:48,720
Speaker 3: being she didn't put much time into it. Her and

1466
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,679
Speaker 3: co wrote co writer Walter a fun us thief.

1467
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:54,439
Speaker 1: You try saying it.

1468
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 3: They wrote it in fifteen to thirty minutes because Sony said,

1469
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 3: we really want Mariah to do a Christmas album to

1470
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,439
Speaker 3: boost their sales, and my team said Christmas albums are

1471
01:10:04,479 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 3: for washed up artists. She's too young, and we're not

1472
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 3: gonna do We're not gonna put a lot of effort

1473
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 3: into this. We're just gonna do enough to get it

1474
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,719
Speaker 3: by fifteen minutes.

1475
01:10:12,760 --> 01:10:14,720
Speaker 1: So Not only was it fifteen minutes, but it was

1476
01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:21,120
Speaker 1: half asked tears the same she half asked, the biggest

1477
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 1: Christmas song of all time. This was awesome.

1478
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:27,639
Speaker 3: This was also an episode of ninety Songs that explained

1479
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:29,799
Speaker 3: the ninety nine the two thousands.

1480
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she no, it was not because this came

1481
01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:37,680
Speaker 1: into the nineties ninety. I thought it was thirty years.

1482
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,840
Speaker 1: It was sixty songs that explained the nine. And then

1483
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: didn't he do more? Yeah, he did one hundred and

1484
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:45,840
Speaker 1: twenty eight. Yeah, that podcast rules so much. That's a great. Yeah.

1485
01:10:46,160 --> 01:10:48,600
Speaker 3: She just said it took them fifteen minutes. It was

1486
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,759
Speaker 3: in the middle of summer. She was dressed in men's pajamas,

1487
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:53,679
Speaker 3: jumping around like trying to imagine being a child at Christmas.

1488
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:58,440
Speaker 3: Tapped into pure joy and achieved writing the song. That's incredible,

1489
01:10:58,479 --> 01:11:01,680
Speaker 3: a yeah, madness, and she's made that much money from it.

1490
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,120
Speaker 3: She composed the melody in a tiny windowless basement in

1491
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 3: New York. But yeah, danced around and acted like it

1492
01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:16,760
Speaker 3: was Christmas. So it's so joyful.

1493
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:20,400
Speaker 4: Even the Grinchess Grinch could be like, oh, it's a

1494
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 4: terrible song, But like the little sleigh vowls get into your.

1495
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:29,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently scientifically it's perfect, scientifically engineered ear Candy Hailey

1496
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 3: Era Show's musician.

1497
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:35,400
Speaker 1: Way in because I did the recorder at primary school.

1498
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:37,960
Speaker 1: But okay, there's a couple of musicians here, thank you. Yeah.

1499
01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 1: So it was in a bright key, the G major. Yeah.

1500
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: G major is a beautiful bright key.

1501
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:47,560
Speaker 3: You can only see it has a malady that encourages

1502
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:51,679
Speaker 3: singer lungs. Yeah, it sounds timeless. It sounds both retro

1503
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 3: and modern at the same time. Yeah, and it has

1504
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 3: a perfect popcord progression.

1505
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:01,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful. It's simple, it's effective. Yeah, it's similar effective

1506
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 1: And she wrote it.

1507
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,000
Speaker 3: And today's Christmas song Fact of the Day is that

1508
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,080
Speaker 3: Mariah Howry wrote this song in fifteen minutes.

1509
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:16,400
Speaker 1: Fact of the Day, Day Day day Day. Do Do

1510
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:19,680
Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

1511
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do.

1512
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 2: The z N podcast Needwork Play z MS flesh.

1513
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,400
Speaker 4: Worn and Haley, We want to know right now, what

1514
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 4: did you get your parent to do for you to

1515
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 4: do something as an adult.

1516
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: Maybe this is a regular thing or a one off.

1517
01:12:40,479 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 3: Well, maybe this is something that you find really hard, Like,

1518
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:44,479
Speaker 3: I don't know, you've got to break up with.

1519
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 1: The gym or something, or make your doctor's appointment. You

1520
01:12:47,479 --> 01:12:49,560
Speaker 1: make your doctor's pointment. Se're like, mom, please, can you

1521
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,599
Speaker 1: do it? Maybe as an adult you've got your mommy

1522
01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:54,720
Speaker 1: to call in stick for work. Yeah, oh my god,

1523
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 1: imagine that.

1524
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:55,519
Speaker 9: Mom.

1525
01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:58,880
Speaker 1: Can you call Ross? Yeah? Really, he's so hungover he'll

1526
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:02,240
Speaker 1: believe you. Yeah, I'm really hung over, Mommy, I overdid it?

1527
01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 1: Can you call him and say it? I really? Secondly,

1528
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:04,960
Speaker 1: can't come to the phone.

1529
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,599
Speaker 4: Well, the reason I'm asking this is because Gwyneth Paltrow

1530
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 4: and Jacoberlrdie they did the Variety.

1531
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:11,799
Speaker 1: Actors on Actors.

1532
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:15,040
Speaker 4: We talked about Marianna and you know, they get the

1533
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 4: actors to interview each other.

1534
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:19,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's such a great series. It's so good. And

1535
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 1: Gwyneth Paltrow.

1536
01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 4: Revealed to Jacob that her daughter Apple, who's twenty one

1537
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:29,840
Speaker 4: years old, is absolutely in love with him, basically like

1538
01:13:30,560 --> 01:13:31,400
Speaker 4: chucking her in there.

1539
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:36,600
Speaker 1: How old is Jacob lrdie? You look that up? His

1540
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:37,840
Speaker 1: response to it was.

1541
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 4: No, No, Fletcher's looking at up twenty eight and she's

1542
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:46,880
Speaker 4: twenty one, Completely acceptable in my eyes. Why do I

1543
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,120
Speaker 4: feel you've abandoned me here?

1544
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:48,640
Speaker 3: No?

1545
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 1: No, I just didn't.

1546
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 3: I just didn't think it needed clarifying, you see, but

1547
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:56,679
Speaker 3: you know, behind the scenes, she's like, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom.

1548
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,120
Speaker 1: Can you.

1549
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,080
Speaker 3: Imagine I will I thought you okay, I thought you

1550
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 3: were saying she's gonna be like mom, I'm knocking off.

1551
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 3: But she's like, no, no, I know she one hundred

1552
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 3: percent wanted mom to be that's for me. Yeah, one

1553
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,680
Speaker 3: hundred percent asked mom to do this.

1554
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:14,680
Speaker 4: On His response was, Oh, that's the thing that you

1555
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:17,560
Speaker 4: always get. Oh, my mom loves you, my daughter loves you,

1556
01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 4: my girlfriend loves you.

1557
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:21,280
Speaker 3: It's never just I love you, because no one just

1558
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:23,920
Speaker 3: says it to someone, right, yeah, which I was celebrity.

1559
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1560
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 4: And then and then Gwyneth is like, I love you, Jacob,

1561
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,639
Speaker 4: and then they like curse and now they're together.

1562
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,320
Speaker 1: I added this last bat this is the thing.

1563
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,120
Speaker 4: It's like, Yeah, if Apple was like a bit shy,

1564
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:37,360
Speaker 4: she got her mom to do her shot shooting. I

1565
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:38,800
Speaker 4: love this and I want to know this from you

1566
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:41,160
Speaker 4: this morning. What did you get your parent to do

1567
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:42,520
Speaker 4: as an adult.

1568
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 1: For you, whether it's for you life admin.

1569
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 4: It was a call to someone, it was something difficult

1570
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:48,719
Speaker 4: you didn't want to do, Yep.

1571
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,280
Speaker 1: A difficult conversation with your partner. Maybe I love this.

1572
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 4: I had to get my mum to book my ADHD

1573
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 4: assessment because I kept forgetting.

1574
01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:00,519
Speaker 3: As an adult eight hundred downs at ms number tex

1575
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 3: through nine six nine six.

1576
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 1: As an adult, what did you get your parents to

1577
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 1: do for you?

1578
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:09,479
Speaker 3: Quyneth Paltrow's daughter most definitely asked mum to just slip

1579
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 3: in that she's in love with Jacob Elordie and I

1580
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 3: see what he does about that, and so Jacob Lordi

1581
01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,640
Speaker 3: and Gwyneth Paltrow have done one of those actors and.

1582
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:20,800
Speaker 4: Actors for Variety and it was a very cute thing.

1583
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 4: But I want to know from you, what, as an

1584
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 4: adult do you get your parents to.

1585
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 1: Do for you? Or was it a one off? Have

1586
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,960
Speaker 1: we had any messages and have people trying to set

1587
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,400
Speaker 1: them up, like, oh, I can send me what that

1588
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:31,680
Speaker 1: go at work? That's on?

1589
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,760
Speaker 3: I'm not sure none of those, Paige, what did as

1590
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 3: an adult? What did you get your parents to do?

1591
01:15:38,320 --> 01:15:39,000
Speaker 1: Hello you guys.

1592
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 8: I got my dad to help me with an ACC

1593
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 8: claim because I don't understand acc at all.

1594
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone does.

1595
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:49,439
Speaker 6: I don't don't understand me.

1596
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,639
Speaker 1: No, And you're like, what is an accident.

1597
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:57,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, so Dad kind has just told them and I

1598
01:15:57,840 --> 01:15:59,679
Speaker 6: just sat you look pretty and wet.

1599
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, then right we've got something.

1600
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,040
Speaker 7: We deserved to win though, like it wasn't like a

1601
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 7: like you know, we weren't mucking them around.

1602
01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:11,040
Speaker 1: They were mucking us around, right, okay. And then so

1603
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,080
Speaker 1: Dad got in there and it was Dad a lawyer

1604
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,880
Speaker 1: or something or does he decide no, my dad's house car.

1605
01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:21,800
Speaker 8: He's just real good at talking paperwork, like just making

1606
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:22,720
Speaker 8: things go his way up.

1607
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,120
Speaker 1: That's great, amazing, were you won?

1608
01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:25,360
Speaker 7: So?

1609
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 1: So we won?

1610
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 2: So we just it was just a hearing just via

1611
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:29,960
Speaker 2: like a video call.

1612
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:32,600
Speaker 8: Otherwise it would have been taken to further whatever it

1613
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:33,400
Speaker 8: had to be taken to.

1614
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, did it, did it?

1615
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,679
Speaker 4: And we won, and that it was a little daddy

1616
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 4: daughter moment and I really really appreciated it.

1617
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:46,240
Speaker 1: You know, it's nice. It is super nice. Paige. Congratulations.

1618
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:49,120
Speaker 1: We're going to hoget with the Fletchhorn and Hailey rock Quist. Band.

1619
01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,840
Speaker 1: Name's calendar for twenty twenty six lovely.

1620
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:54,040
Speaker 4: I've had all year.

1621
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:59,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's taken to winning a hearing at a CC page.

1622
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:02,439
Speaker 3: Wait all sort that out. CEEO, good morning. What was

1623
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:04,600
Speaker 3: the thing that you got your parents to do for

1624
01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:05,360
Speaker 3: you as an adult.

1625
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: Good morning.

1626
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:09,760
Speaker 6: I got them to pick us up and drop us

1627
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:12,160
Speaker 6: off at a gig. There was ten of us, so

1628
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,200
Speaker 6: they both dropped us off in two cars and picked

1629
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:16,400
Speaker 6: us up at about eleven.

1630
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:18,040
Speaker 9: They dropped us off a town up.

1631
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 1: That is as adults.

1632
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 3: That's like something you do when you're a teenager, right

1633
01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:25,000
Speaker 3: as an adult, like you should get your own number,

1634
01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 3: just saying, but I.

1635
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,439
Speaker 6: Know it's all The gigs are a trust stadium nowadays,

1636
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:32,040
Speaker 6: I does.

1637
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: My mom drops me and my best off at Metallica.

1638
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:38,360
Speaker 1: It was awesome. I was like, ru, thank you ce. Wait,

1639
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,639
Speaker 1: they will help you up with the calendar as well.

1640
01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:44,320
Speaker 3: Some messages in my Mum and I have different last names,

1641
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,280
Speaker 3: so I always used her as a reference when applying

1642
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:46,799
Speaker 3: for jobs.

1643
01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:50,080
Speaker 1: I was a model employee according to a woman on

1644
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,880
Speaker 1: my CV. And also, mom's going to lie for you

1645
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:54,559
Speaker 1: to get a job because they probably want you out

1646
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 1: of the house. You please leave my mom.

1647
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,320
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, my dad takes my car to get a

1648
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,160
Speaker 3: warrant eye because mechanics are scary.

1649
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:02,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1650
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:04,120
Speaker 3: And also I feel like some mechanics if they see

1651
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:06,479
Speaker 3: you coming and you don't look like you know about

1652
01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:08,080
Speaker 3: car seel kind of rip you off totally.

1653
01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, not always. I'm thirty one. I get my dad

1654
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: to do my wife every year.

1655
01:18:12,479 --> 01:18:14,360
Speaker 3: I'm an adult with my own kids and a mortgage,

1656
01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 3: but mom still pays and organizes my car registration.

1657
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:19,479
Speaker 1: Oh, I made my mum go to the chemisty Plan B.

1658
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 1: Do you think mom had to pretend it was for her? Yeah,

1659
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:24,840
Speaker 1: and we had to go to three different ones because

1660
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 1: they were out of stock to be Plan A. She

1661
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,200
Speaker 1: wants some grandchildren. She's like, you look after it.

1662
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just take this, and she just gives you

1663
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 3: a barley sugar, probably a sign that the guy that

1664
01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:40,479
Speaker 3: got you the Plan B wasn't suitable as a father.

1665
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:43,000
Speaker 3: Get to more of your messages next, keep them coming

1666
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,360
Speaker 3: in nine six nine six oh eight hundred dials it in.

1667
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:45,800
Speaker 6: Wow.

1668
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 4: Want to know what as an adult you got your

1669
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:50,919
Speaker 4: parent to do for you? And there is no shortage.

1670
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:52,760
Speaker 4: There are people still relying on my mind.

1671
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,280
Speaker 3: Some of these are so insane. I bought my mom

1672
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:57,280
Speaker 3: to my doctor's appointment to tell him I was pregnant

1673
01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:58,439
Speaker 3: because I didn't know how to tell the.

1674
01:18:58,439 --> 01:19:02,519
Speaker 1: Doctor I was pregnant. I was twenty three ge like

1675
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,920
Speaker 1: calm on, You've got to be an adult at some time,

1676
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:05,360
Speaker 1: did you.

1677
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:07,479
Speaker 3: I think when you're about to give birth to a

1678
01:19:07,520 --> 01:19:09,360
Speaker 3: baby's probably a pretty good time to start trying.

1679
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1680
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 3: I'm forty two, so I do most things myself, but

1681
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:16,560
Speaker 3: my mom must meet mom. My mom asked me to

1682
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:18,559
Speaker 3: text then and make up a lie about things she's

1683
01:19:18,600 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 3: done for me, just so I can get a calendar

1684
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:20,519
Speaker 3: for her.

1685
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:24,280
Speaker 1: So wait to hold on a moment, Wait a second,

1686
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:26,960
Speaker 1: And so I need you to lie about how great

1687
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,479
Speaker 1: I am. So I said, my mom gets a calendar.

1688
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,200
Speaker 1: Let's just let's just give mama calendar. You have mama calendar?

1689
01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:34,800
Speaker 1: Can we give mama calendar? Just mom? Can we give

1690
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:37,720
Speaker 1: mama calendar? I call carlhen Mum, she's the mom of

1691
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:39,960
Speaker 1: the show, she's the mom. Yeah, yeah.

1692
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 3: Can we sort out that that tics that they were

1693
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 3: gonna lie. I saw you guys were on the phone

1694
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,080
Speaker 3: answering calls, but someone sent in a text. They were

1695
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 3: about to lie calendar to get a calendar.

1696
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:53,920
Speaker 1: But I think them their mom wanted them to lie

1697
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,320
Speaker 1: for them. But so how do we not know that

1698
01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,639
Speaker 1: they're lying about the mum situation? They want a calendar

1699
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:01,320
Speaker 1: just for the I.

1700
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,040
Speaker 3: Don't even have a mom, so devious I think it

1701
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:05,320
Speaker 3: deserves a calendar. Anyway, I've got a.

1702
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,360
Speaker 1: Question, if carwhen's the mom of the show? What am

1703
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:14,160
Speaker 1: I auntie? Auntie? Yeah? I like that were here. No,

1704
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:17,360
Speaker 1: I thought that you were like you were both moms

1705
01:20:17,360 --> 01:20:20,240
Speaker 1: and we were just children of a lesbian couple. Oh no, no, no, no,

1706
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 1: Shennon's not the mom. Shennon is not the mom. Is

1707
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: she step mom? No?

1708
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:29,120
Speaker 4: No, no, she's she's auntie like kind of like that

1709
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,560
Speaker 4: fluozy arntyep.

1710
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,000
Speaker 3: Somebody said I used to get my dad to fill

1711
01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 3: up my car for me. I'd bypass my parents' house

1712
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:36,680
Speaker 3: on the way home just so he could do it

1713
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:39,599
Speaker 3: because I hate doing it. He's dead now, But don't worry,

1714
01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:43,280
Speaker 3: my husband does it for me. Okay, great, I'm glad

1715
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:46,720
Speaker 3: someone stepped into that father role of filling up your

1716
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,640
Speaker 3: car after your father passed away. Sometimes I think what

1717
01:20:49,680 --> 01:20:52,479
Speaker 3: would an adult do in this situation. I'm twenty seven now,

1718
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,240
Speaker 3: At what point is it going to register that I'm

1719
01:20:54,280 --> 01:20:57,639
Speaker 3: the adult in the situation that I think really even dance?

1720
01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:58,599
Speaker 1: It doesn't.

1721
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:01,360
Speaker 4: I was waiting way to hung over my last day

1722
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:04,840
Speaker 4: of work before UNI, so Mum called and sick for me,

1723
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:06,600
Speaker 4: and then went and helped my friends set up the

1724
01:21:06,680 --> 01:21:08,920
Speaker 4: sheared lunch that we were putting on for my last day.

1725
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:10,880
Speaker 1: Still on this day she thinks I was suffering from

1726
01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:14,840
Speaker 1: food poisoning. Oh, bless mom, Mom, I'll go. You just

1727
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,120
Speaker 1: rest up. You're like man at a rage. Last. Yeah.

1728
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 3: If you people getting my mum to book their doctor's

1729
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 3: appointment even as adults, it's.

1730
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:27,519
Speaker 1: You literally do it online. There's an online portal. The

1731
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 1: terrified of phones, the terrified of phone, you can do

1732
01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 1: it online. You don't even need to call.

1733
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,280
Speaker 3: And no, Mum removes every stain on my clothes when

1734
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:39,479
Speaker 3: I get a stain on my clothes, the same same.

1735
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:42,040
Speaker 1: And living with my mom. Now my whites are white?

1736
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,200
Speaker 4: Yeahs oh man, if you guys have any whites, you

1737
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,120
Speaker 4: just dropped them off to man.

1738
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,519
Speaker 1: Do my own whites. I've got some whites on in

1739
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:53,200
Speaker 1: the washing machine right now, won't they will? What whites

1740
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:58,400
Speaker 1: do you have? You only navy blue? A wash midwek wash.

1741
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Speaker 1: Do you want to know what either? Something filters like? No,

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01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:05,360
Speaker 1: it's something is about to happen.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm going away tomorrow, so I'm washing my sheets

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01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:14,160
Speaker 3: There's nothing dubious or sinister going on here, right, It's

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01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:14,760
Speaker 3: just my week.

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01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:17,559
Speaker 1: You told me about your day. What about what about

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01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,400
Speaker 1: last week when you had the power cut? Do we

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01:22:19,439 --> 01:22:21,880
Speaker 1: have time for that story? Because that should be honest?

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01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,560
Speaker 1: The floor three minutes past nine. That is all the

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Speaker 1: time we have run out of time on the show.

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Speaker 1: Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poose,

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01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:36,040
Speaker 1: last thing for a poose, Jesus give us a review.

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Speaker 2: Plays idims Fletchborn and Hayley