1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,080 Speaker 1: Get a wounders. Matt Heath here as we build up 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: to the final week of The Matten Jerry Show, the 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: Victory Lap slash mea culpa. I've put together a little 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: bit of a story of the history of the Matt 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: and Jerry Show and my time at Radiohodaki. You can 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: read it at Matdheath dot substack dot com. Maybe you 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: want to subscribe. It can be free if you want. Anyway, Blessed, Blessed, Blessed, 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,920 Speaker 1: give them a taste of Kiwi. Love you all, see 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:25,639 Speaker 1: you next week. 10 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 2: All right, we're rolling Good morning, Redder Morning Mate Tuesday morning. Hey, 11 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 2: can I just make an apology? 12 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 1: Yesterday? Yeah? What did you do? 13 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 2: I got a little bit confused and I was like, Hey, 14 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 2: are we not going to run the ah? 15 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, I really. 16 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 2: Didn't understand until I listened back yesterday why we wouldn't 17 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 2: have done that. Because it's going to do it again 18 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 2: later when we replay one of Matt's favorites. 19 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 3: Yes, well, welcome back to Mad Love Moments. As next 20 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 3: week we kick off the Matt and Jury Show victory Lap. 21 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 4: Yeah. 22 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 3: One last week of the Mat and Jury Show, and 23 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 3: it's going to be what I tell you what mate, 24 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 3: it's going. 25 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 4: To be big. 26 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 2: It's going to be the biggest week in radio ever. 27 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,119 Speaker 2: You've been involved in some big weeks in New Zealand radio, 28 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 2: look big days in New Zealand radio, big weeks. Not 29 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 2: sure this is a huge week. That's why I'm saying that. 30 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm thinking, thank herby and you know where 31 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 3: you go, Marie Marsius. I'm thinking, you know what today 32 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 3: if you come into a close that. 33 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: Was one day though that which is the one day? 34 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 3: It was one day anyway, it's not really about I 35 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:26,720 Speaker 3: suppose is it? Nah? 36 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,399 Speaker 2: And the thing the thank you? You know, it might 37 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 2: not surprise you, but it might surprise you. Didn't go 38 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 2: that well, I'm not surprised. Yeah, we didn't find MH 39 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 2: three seventy spoiler alert. 40 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 3: We've got a staff meeting to get to in a 41 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 3: couple of minutes here at HQ. Shall we podcast the 42 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 3: staff meeting? Would there be something in that for the 43 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 3: bespokey dokies. 44 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 2: There would be something in it. I don't know how 45 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 2: valuable that thing would be. I think what we were 46 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 2: going to do is probably more valuable. 47 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 4: M M. 48 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 2: So I'd say let's go with that. But I do 49 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,440 Speaker 2: like your enthusiasm. Yeah, I do like the fact you've 50 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 2: used an idea and you've raised it. 51 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 3: Okay, so it's meshin ridy here. By the way, I 52 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 3: don't think i've seen that, Yette. 53 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: We're filling in for. 54 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 3: The boys this week on hardaking ninety nine points zero 55 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 3: on your Auckland dial. Yeah, I don't know why. I've 56 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 3: seen the frequency for the first time in my life. 57 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,880 Speaker 3: I didn't even know I knew whatever frequency was actually 58 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,720 Speaker 3: here in Auckland. 59 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: All of the people that listen to the podcast. Okay, 60 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 1: so we're filling. 61 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 3: In this week on the radio, just getting ready for 62 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 3: the victory lap this weekend. And also we thought, you 63 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 3: know what, let's reach out to Maddie and ask him 64 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 3: what some of his most loved daily bespoke moments are 65 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 3: over the past few years. Yes, and he's sent back 66 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 3: a whole bunch of feedback. But this episode that we're 67 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 3: going to play back today is as one of Maddie's 68 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 3: most loved moments. Slightly controversial, I suppose, because I don't 69 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 3: know if it's actually one of his most loved moments, 70 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 3: but it's just one of his most talked about moments. 71 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 1: It sure got attention. 72 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:49,399 Speaker 2: I believe the next day his girlfriend texted him the message, 73 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,919 Speaker 2: did you shut yourself babes? 74 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:51,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. 75 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 3: And I think also it might be the only podcast 76 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 3: that Professor Heath his father you've listened to you well. 77 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was. He listened to more now, 78 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 2: but this was the first one that he ever heard. 79 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 3: So you found this and this podcast was referred to 80 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 3: by Maddie last week. I think that's why we want 81 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,799 Speaker 3: to play it Today's because we reached out to medi 82 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,680 Speaker 3: and asked for some of his most love moments. He 83 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 3: mentioned this podcast in passing. I don't think he actually 84 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 3: meant it as one of his most loved moments, but look, 85 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 3: that's how I've taken it, and that's what we're going 86 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 3: to play out in the next kind of five six minutes. 87 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:21,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, and also got to say thanks very much. On 88 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:25,400 Speaker 2: the Conclave, the Maddenery discussion group on Facebook chair it 89 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 2: was John Tiffin was the guy that said, what about 90 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,160 Speaker 2: the one where he's shitting his pants when he's almost 91 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 2: home the night after the Radio Awards, And then a 92 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 2: guy called black Luff came in and said, twenty six 93 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 2: of January twenty twenty. 94 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 4: Four, oh, that's right. 95 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, because we're struggling to find this episode, won't we well, 96 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 3: because people are talking about this one as one of 97 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 3: the more memorable episodes of recent times. 98 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 2: And because the poor guys shouldn't sh himself far too 99 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 2: many times for us. 100 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: To keep track. 101 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 4: All right, another of this shitty edman. 102 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,680 Speaker 3: Okay, we'll pass it over to an older episode of 103 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 3: the Daily Bespoke podcast with Matt Heath and Jeremy Welles. 104 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 3: We will be doing this for the rest of the week, 105 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 3: so thank you for bearing with us. And again, if 106 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 3: you feel like tuning in onto on ninety nine if 107 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 3: I'm here in Auckland or wherever you are, feel. 108 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: Free to do so. 109 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 3: It would be myself and Ruder treading the boards thinking 110 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 3: of you all. We'll be in touch on the conclove. 111 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 3: If you don't have a chat about anything, that's the 112 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 3: place to do so. Ruder and I are pretty sexually 113 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 3: active in. 114 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 2: Their Yeah no, well, it's is it me or is 115 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 2: it a guy called Finn Caddy and Jeremy Pick Yeah. 116 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 3: That actually is quite disarming that we do have real names, 117 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 3: because who would have thought that I had not signed 118 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 3: up to Facebook as a thirteen year old as mash. 119 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: Sometimes I have to go, hey, guys, Rudy here. 120 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 4: Yeah you do, I have you do that anyway, Like, 121 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 4: let's play this episode. 122 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,359 Speaker 3: We'll see the same time, same place tomorrow, and hu, 123 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 3: what about shove that up your ass please, that's not 124 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,240 Speaker 3: the same. 125 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 4: Just go to this fucking stuff. 126 00:04:44,800 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 5: Meaning, let's get bezee. 127 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:18,039 Speaker 6: That's the Daily Bespoke podcast, the first one for twenty 128 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 6: twenty four. 129 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: That's right, we're back and we're better than ever. On 130 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 1: the twenty second, boy, we're back late. We've been away 131 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,640 Speaker 1: a long time. A second, didn't we leave? On the 132 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,240 Speaker 1: twenty second? 133 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 4: We lived on the sixteenth and. 134 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 1: We have twenty second group. 135 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 4: No, no, the sixteenth sixteenth. That there's sixteenth. 136 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 1: Man, we've been away on holiday for a long time. 137 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 4: Feels like it. 138 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 1: Shit, idea feels like it shit. The bear feels like 139 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: I am fresh fresh, Springer fresh. I don't know if I 140 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: should share this? Should I share this? 141 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 4: Yes? I don't know? What is it? 142 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: Yeah? You should share it? 143 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,159 Speaker 4: What I cracked my pants the other day? Did you? 144 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 1: I told me she bet it in the car. But 145 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: I seem to mesh that you win lead. I don't 146 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 1: remember I made a deal with you mash, I told 147 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,719 Speaker 1: you two things in the car, and I see it's 148 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: these two things. 149 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 4: And Kate was in the car as well. 150 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've already made a mistake. And she shared 151 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:09,840 Speaker 1: one of them. But there was two. There was one 152 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:11,119 Speaker 1: that was much worse than this one. 153 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 3: And I said, Jesus, there was one that was way 154 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:14,560 Speaker 3: worse than this. 155 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 1: There was one. Where what's the other one? So I 156 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: made a sacrifice that will allow this one, this shocking 157 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 1: thing that I shared in the car out, and and 158 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,880 Speaker 1: by letting that or let the release the pressure, and 159 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,720 Speaker 1: the other one will worth stay in that car. 160 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 4: You released the pressure into your pants. 161 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 6: But what's the other one? 162 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 4: What is the other one involve? 163 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 3: I think we should also touch on the other one 164 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 3: at some point. 165 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 1: No, that's not the deal. 166 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,919 Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, I'm happy to also discuss the 167 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:43,880 Speaker 3: shooting your pants story because there is also I'm. 168 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 1: Only going to discuss the shitting my pants story if 169 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 1: it means that the other story stays locked, it stays 170 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: in the fold. 171 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 6: Okay, I've got a I've got another idea. How about 172 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:56,039 Speaker 6: you discuss half of the shitting the pants story so 173 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 6: you don't tell all of it, and then you just 174 00:06:57,640 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 6: tell half of the other story, but not be the 175 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 6: important details. 176 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 1: But I've already the shooting the pants story of the 177 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: punchline has been. I mean, the most important part of 178 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: it is in the name shooting the pants. The rest 179 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: of it that is just icing on. 180 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 6: They okay, what about with the other story? How bad 181 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,880 Speaker 6: is the other story? I mean you were saying that that. 182 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 6: I mean, you're a grand man shooting your pants. It 183 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:22,760 Speaker 6: doesn't happen very often, so you know it's a real 184 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:28,239 Speaker 6: unicorn event. Yeah, it's not well total, that's the boys. 185 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 4: That a far follow through, was it? 186 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: No? It was. It was a real build up. 187 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 4: You're out running? 188 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 1: No, do you want the story? Yes? I want the story? Okay. 189 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: So I was down in Dunedin right and then flying 190 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: back and I was in the krew in Dunedin and 191 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: I had a big glass of red wine and I 192 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: had a sort of pulled pulled pork rice dishes delicious, 193 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,040 Speaker 1: and then and then I was thinking, shall I visit 194 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: the toilet here? 195 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,800 Speaker 4: Why does it always have to like, hold on, why. 196 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 6: Does this story have to involve the thing that you're 197 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 6: eating just before you share your pants? 198 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:06,840 Speaker 4: Because there's got nothing to do with it. 199 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, because I had a number of cheese rolls. There's 200 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff, a lot of gone through the system. 201 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 6: The thing that you were eating moments before you share 202 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 6: your pants, because I'm assuming that the punchline is that 203 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 6: you share your pants. 204 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 4: It was the moment. 205 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 1: It was not moments before. Moments No, it was like 206 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,040 Speaker 1: there's a two hour flight from here. Oh a Denean. 207 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 6: Took Yeah, but still that is not that does not 208 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 6: passed through your system and then out the back end. 209 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm saying that. 210 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: So you're saying that the. 211 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,319 Speaker 6: Poor pork nothing to do with it, nothing to do 212 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 6: with it. No, okay, well good tonight. Well you're drinking 213 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 6: the night before, actually the night before. 214 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:47,439 Speaker 1: So my dad got out this this bottle. He goes, oh, 215 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,400 Speaker 1: I've got a whole lot of stuff out of storage, 216 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: and he goes, when I was in Hungary forty years ago, 217 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 1: I got given all this alcohol and I've kept it 218 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 1: in a box, and so it brings out this I'll 219 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 1: show you of it. It brings out this bottle of 220 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: some we're ancient, like we're dusting off these bottles of 221 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 1: Hungarian stuff. 222 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 2: This sounds like immediately dangerous. Forty year old Hungarian alcohol 223 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 2: like a spirit. It was eighty percent proof. I'll show 224 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,320 Speaker 2: you the bottle of it, and wonder. 225 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 1: You shake it. 226 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 6: I think this is the thing. I think this is 227 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 6: this Hungarian spirit. 228 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's related. 229 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,520 Speaker 6: Forty year old Hungarian spirit. Well, I suppose it still keeps. 230 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,679 Speaker 6: You can keep it forever, can't you. 231 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 1: There's oh my god, look at it. Are you sure 232 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:34,320 Speaker 1: that was forty years old? Eighty years old? Well, when 233 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: he brought it back from Hungary, it was. 234 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 4: Well on the endeavor. 235 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 1: It's so old. 236 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not even it doesn't even the label has 237 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 6: fallen off and it's but it's kind of handwritten. 238 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 2: It looks like something from antiques road show. Someone rocks 239 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:49,000 Speaker 2: up with it. 240 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:51,439 Speaker 1: So we don't even know what it is because we 241 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,400 Speaker 1: don't speak Hungarian, so we don't know if it's something 242 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,319 Speaker 1: that gets better with forty years or gets worse with 243 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,439 Speaker 1: forty years. So anyway, we had we had that, me 244 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: and Charlie and my son, Charlie and my dad. And 245 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,080 Speaker 1: there's something really beautiful about, you know, having you know, 246 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: sitting around with your son and your father drinking forty 247 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,199 Speaker 1: to fifty year old hungry and alcohol anyway, that's what 248 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 1: I happened before, But I don't think that's related either. 249 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 1: And there's some other things and that he got out 250 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,679 Speaker 1: as well from this crate that he'd brought back from 251 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 1: Hungary maybe fifty years ago, I don't know. 252 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 3: And so you were just listing a whole bunch of 253 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,680 Speaker 3: kind of crimes that have been put into your stomach, 254 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 3: and you're saying that it's got nothing to do with that. 255 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:33,440 Speaker 1: Well, he's saying, like if he's saying that the Paul 256 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 1: pork on rice has nothing to do with it, that 257 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 1: he doesn't, then I'm rolling out the Hungary fifty year 258 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,680 Speaker 1: old Hungarian ninety proof. 259 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,160 Speaker 3: I don't think that's quite how it works. I think 260 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 3: I would be questioning if I was you, I'd be 261 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 3: having a look at my diet and I'd be identifying 262 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:47,679 Speaker 3: the fifty. 263 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,439 Speaker 1: You want to put the blame on the fifty year 264 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,080 Speaker 1: old Hungary, and I'm just saying it as actually fifty 265 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,959 Speaker 1: year olds a fifty year because he was actually looking 266 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 1: at when it went and he was in Hungry in 267 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 1: the early seventies. 268 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 3: So if I was playing clue right now, it'd be 269 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,520 Speaker 3: I'd be looking very heavily and making the Hungarian. 270 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 6: I would be looking straight at the You know, I 271 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,439 Speaker 6: don't even know that. I don't even know the back 272 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 6: end of the story. 273 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:08,599 Speaker 1: You know the back end of it. 274 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,320 Speaker 4: I don't I don't even know that, don't know the details. 275 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 6: But I am immediately for me culprit. The culprit perpetrated 276 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:21,400 Speaker 6: Number one has got to be the Hungarian, the forty 277 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 6: fifty year old or whatever it is. 278 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 1: Fifty pretty much, but we don't know what it is. 279 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 1: It might get better with age. It tasted good. It 280 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: was so thick it was when it came out. It 281 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:35,200 Speaker 1: was so thick. This alcohol Okaya came out where oh 282 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 1: I know when it went in, when it came out 283 00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: in a bottle, out of the bottom, poured out of 284 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: the bottles so thick. 285 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,920 Speaker 4: What else did he have it his Hungarian stash? 286 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,440 Speaker 1: Well, it's hard to say. They're all different shaped bottles. 287 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,680 Speaker 4: Okay, So he just brought back on. 288 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 6: Did he just love the alcohol so much and hungry 289 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,719 Speaker 6: that he thought, you know what, they don't have any 290 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,319 Speaker 6: of this back home. 291 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 4: I'm got to bring this back. 292 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 1: Yes, free. But for what he did is he created 293 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 1: it up because he became friends with a bunch of 294 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,560 Speaker 1: Hungarian scientists over there, and they would drink different types 295 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:02,400 Speaker 1: of alcohol, and they gave him some and then and then, 296 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:03,840 Speaker 1: and he could put it in a big crate and 297 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 1: he sent it back to New Zealand. She probably sent 298 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 1: it to She would have sent it to England because 299 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: we lived in England at that point. Sen it England, 300 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,600 Speaker 1: and then it came over with all the other stuff 301 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: when we shifted to New Zealand. 302 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:15,960 Speaker 4: And then he never opened it again. 303 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 1: No, he didn't. But my mom died not so long ago, 304 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,560 Speaker 1: and we moved everything out of the house into his 305 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,439 Speaker 1: new house, and there's a big garage and some stuff 306 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,040 Speaker 1: just got put into the garage. And he's slowly been 307 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 1: getting through it basically because it was the other house 308 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 1: was large, with many different parts to it, so you 309 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: could you could fill up whole there's whole buildings at 310 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 1: that other house that you could fill up with crap. 311 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,640 Speaker 1: Then he's moved into it. 312 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 6: So now he's moved as Hungarian treasure trove into the garage. Yeah, 313 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,680 Speaker 6: hence he's got access to it. Yeah, and he saw, 314 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 6: let's time of crack open this fifty year old Hungarian liquor. 315 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 1: Well, he actually said, there's a number of crates of 316 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,840 Speaker 1: different liquor from different places around the world, and he goes, 317 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,600 Speaker 1: there's this I found this crate from Hungary, and so 318 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 1: we opened it up and so that that we have that. 319 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,480 Speaker 1: But anyway, this isn't the story. The story is about 320 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 1: me shifting my pants, not about interesting alcohols from the 321 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:01,600 Speaker 1: other side. 322 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 3: Of the But what I don't think you understand, man, 323 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 3: is that we're looking to We're looking at drawing a 324 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:11,680 Speaker 3: string between those suspicious Hungarian alcohols and you shedding your pants. 325 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: That's why we're still here. I think that's a long 326 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: bow to draw. 327 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,240 Speaker 6: What did you match the Hungarian the fifty year old 328 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 6: Hungarian alcohol? 329 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 4: What did you match it with? A? 330 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,440 Speaker 6: What was he he's a big fan of what's that 331 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,440 Speaker 6: orange liqueur? 332 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:28,920 Speaker 1: Begins with c. 333 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:34,960 Speaker 6: Oh grand marnier, no contro contro so because that's what 334 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 6: excited him, because because we had some contro, and because 335 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,600 Speaker 6: because he was trying to get my son into drinking 336 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,719 Speaker 6: and my kids aren't that into it. 337 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 1: So he's trying to get Barry and Charlie into whiskey. 338 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 6: Because you know, seventeen year olds love whiskey. You should 339 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 6: see my you should see my fourteen year old trying 340 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 6: to drink whisky. He's like, what the hell is going like, 341 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:51,959 Speaker 6: it's terrible. 342 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: He has no respect for authority or the fact that 343 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 1: we eat that we drink whiskey. He's like, that's firewater. 344 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: Bears was so angry. So that's stupid. You're stupid to 345 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:08,080 Speaker 1: drink that. It's horrible. It's toison around. You're you're stupid. 346 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: He was telling us grandd you're stupid. Yeah, but but 347 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 1: just my dad said, Dad said, it's not whiskey. That's bad. 348 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,000 Speaker 1: It's bad whiskey. That's bad. Good whiskey is good, and 349 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,680 Speaker 1: whiskey with the stories are good, and every whiskey my 350 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:26,280 Speaker 1: dad pause has about a story. Okay, God has a story. Interestingly, 351 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 1: he has hungry and whiskey didn't it has hungry and 352 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,160 Speaker 1: crate didn't have a lot of stories. 353 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:32,960 Speaker 6: They must have been a because of the whiskey or 354 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 6: the drink that he was drinking you can't remember it, 355 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 6: or B some of the stories were maybe not the 356 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 6: kind of stories that you tell your son and your 357 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 6: greend kids. 358 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: Anyway, we dusted off the bottle, like literally. 359 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 4: Blo dust of yea, how much did you drink? 360 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 1: Not that much? Three shots each. 361 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:52,400 Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, so you took this bottle of alcohol out 362 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,680 Speaker 3: of what I'm imagining looks a little bit like a 363 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 3: trusure chest. Yeah, you had to blow some dust off it. Yeah, 364 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 3: you know when you and. 365 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: I had old markings on it, like I had Hungarian 366 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,240 Speaker 1: markings on the. 367 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,640 Speaker 4: Was it was it? It had been opened before. 368 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:11,080 Speaker 6: This Hungarian anyway, it's Hungarian liqueur a some kinds. 369 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: It's some weird thing. It kind of tasted almost like 370 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 1: a rotten peer anyway. 371 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:19,840 Speaker 6: I wonder if it was snaps, like a type of schnaps, 372 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 6: because it want to be made with peers, so it's 373 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 6: probably been made fermented peers. 374 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 1: Can anyone read Hungarian? No say on the bottle of it? 375 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 6: Why don't we Why don't we go into the research 376 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 6: and I can google Hungy? 377 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:37,480 Speaker 1: But I think, but I think we're losing the because 378 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 1: the story is about me shitting my pants. Yeah, but 379 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 1: it's still bloody. 380 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 4: Interesting because I quite like this. 381 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 1: I'll say it again, your pants. 382 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,560 Speaker 3: It has got something to do with this. 383 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 6: What is the traditional It's called uniicum? 384 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 4: Okay, So did you drink uni? Come? I'm pretty sure 385 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 4: I wasn't drinking uni How are you spelling? That it's 386 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:59,320 Speaker 4: inky amber tinted? Is that right? Is it amber tinted? 387 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 1: And how to see that? Uni? 388 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:02,520 Speaker 4: Come? 389 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,240 Speaker 3: Now, how are you spelling unicom? 390 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 4: There's see you in uni com? It is un that 391 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,160 Speaker 4: checks out with the roots. 392 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:13,280 Speaker 6: You're drinking unium? No wonder you share yourself? Then make 393 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,520 Speaker 6: sure it wasn't unicom. It's one of the most revered 394 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,920 Speaker 6: national drinks in Hungry. Like other boozy Hungry and favorite 395 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 6: the fruit brandy Palinka, Unicom is largely savored as an 396 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:28,440 Speaker 6: appartif or digestive in short form, Look is it unicom? 397 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: It's this? 398 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,120 Speaker 4: It's unicom? 399 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:30,440 Speaker 3: Is it? 400 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,960 Speaker 1: But this there's a new version of bottle that's been 401 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,280 Speaker 1: going around like this is called zwhack. I think I 402 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,200 Speaker 1: found what we were drinking. 403 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 4: Let's have a gezy. 404 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: Because look look at the bottle. Let's see this. It's 405 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: much newer, this bottle. But I've just gone into the 406 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: research nock and I found this that look and look 407 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 1: how similar their bottle is to this bottle? 408 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,600 Speaker 4: From god damn it. 409 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,640 Speaker 1: From here we go, Here we go, Look there they go? 410 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,040 Speaker 4: There. 411 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,080 Speaker 1: Oh that's the one a shape bottle, isn't it? 412 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,240 Speaker 4: What does it say here? What does that say? 413 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 1: There pier right right, and that's French. But that what 414 00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:08,800 Speaker 1: would hear? 415 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:09,080 Speaker 3: Do you? 416 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:14,400 Speaker 4: So it's per of cure, So it's a liqueur of pier. 417 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so that's what we're drinking. All right, I've 418 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: got to the bottom. So that's just a that's just 419 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 1: a So this is not so this is a bottle 420 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,640 Speaker 1: of alcohol that costs twenty eight dollars now and he's 421 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: he's he's putting away for half a century. 422 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, but it'll be better now, it'll be it'll be aged. 423 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 1: It was good. So if it's betten, so now we 424 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 1: know that it's better now, then we that's not the 425 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,399 Speaker 1: Unicom's not unique. 426 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 3: Okay, we're just going to have to take a break here, 427 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 3: guys to pause. 428 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,400 Speaker 1: Well, we're back at the end of the story about 429 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 1: me shedding my pants, and we're back on the Daily 430 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: Bespoke podcast. 431 00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:55,080 Speaker 4: Okay, so you're drinking unicom. Wasn't your dad? 432 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:59,360 Speaker 6: I wasn't It wasn't unemp But anyway, so was it Polenka. 433 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,639 Speaker 6: But we've gone twenty four hours before anything, because we 434 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 6: have to. 435 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: Want me to get to this end of the story. 436 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,560 Speaker 1: So anyway, I met the I met the corow and 437 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,040 Speaker 1: I ate the pull pork on rice that you're saying 438 00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:12,639 Speaker 1: is not related. 439 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,359 Speaker 6: And then I have a I have a bag glass 440 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 6: of red. Like I'm pouring a red not into a 441 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 6: wine glass. I'm pouring into a. 442 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,880 Speaker 1: Tumbler that you'd normally use for a code that's good, 443 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:26,199 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, right like a big cam Yeah, like 444 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,199 Speaker 1: a big big pixie campbell poor like bag right to 445 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:34,520 Speaker 1: the breas the South big one dot com. So then 446 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 1: then I'm going then I just get the first message 447 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:41,119 Speaker 1: comes through from my bow at that point after after 448 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,600 Speaker 1: that big red that the bell goes. You know, we've 449 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,120 Speaker 1: got some business to do. So you know, like if 450 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,199 Speaker 1: you're not, you know, it's it's not like it's not 451 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: like an alarm bell. But it's the first time I'm 452 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,920 Speaker 1: thinking I need at some point to take a crap. 453 00:18:54,119 --> 00:18:55,959 Speaker 1: And then I'm like, you know what, I'm not going 454 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:58,400 Speaker 1: to I'm gonna have another glass of wine and I'm gonna 455 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,280 Speaker 1: get on the plane and the kids. The kids love 456 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 1: the chorros, so you know, like they they're they're going 457 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,479 Speaker 1: around and they're having a good time. I don't want 458 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 1: to ruin it by me going off and destroying the toilet, 459 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,439 Speaker 1: you know, even though you needed to. 460 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, So as it stands, it looks like you might 461 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,880 Speaker 3: be quickly approaching one of those situations where that one 462 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,840 Speaker 3: time where you were on the plane and you know. 463 00:19:17,119 --> 00:19:21,440 Speaker 6: Has got history, the dragon, you've got history, and you 464 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,160 Speaker 6: blame pulled pork on that one. 465 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,560 Speaker 1: No, that was a pork belly. 466 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,560 Speaker 6: It's always poor because you down there. 467 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,439 Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm on the track on the plane and 468 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,880 Speaker 1: we're in the air, and that's a two hour flight 469 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,160 Speaker 1: from from Dunedin Talkland. I'm on the plane and I'm 470 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,359 Speaker 1: thinking I kind of need to go now. But I'm like, 471 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:45,040 Speaker 1: after the shaming I got from you, Jeremy, after that 472 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 1: time that we're talking about when I went and then 473 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,000 Speaker 1: dragged a lot of it back down with me. 474 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,439 Speaker 6: Well, we were and we were in I believe Row twelve, 475 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 6: and you went up front, Yeah, did what you needed 476 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,960 Speaker 6: to do. Yeah, early only we'd only just got the 477 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,199 Speaker 6: cruise altitude too. And then you went up good what 478 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,680 Speaker 6: you needed to do, and then you opened the door 479 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 6: and then you drag the whole thing back with you 480 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,199 Speaker 6: all the way through to I reckon row fifteen. I mean, 481 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,320 Speaker 6: we're in row twelve, and that was a horrific stench 482 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:12,120 Speaker 6: at that point. 483 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: Well exactly, and so I've been shamed for that, and 484 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,879 Speaker 1: once again I'm sitting on the plane going why did 485 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,280 Speaker 1: I go on the corrow? But I'm not going to 486 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:21,680 Speaker 1: use the facility again because you know, our show and 487 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,600 Speaker 1: podcast is getting very popular. So I'm seen heading towards 488 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 1: a toilet on a plane. 489 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,359 Speaker 6: Then people get the cameras out and start filming. It 490 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 6: end up on social media and people have heard the story. 491 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,520 Speaker 6: So I couldn't go there. So then I land in Auckland, 492 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,520 Speaker 6: and now my stomach's going, dude. 493 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 1: Come on, it's going ape shit. But I'm imagining you. 494 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,360 Speaker 1: And then and then I go. But then strangely, there's 495 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,680 Speaker 1: a little bit of a reprieve. It stops sending the message, 496 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 1: and so I go and get the baggage off the the. 497 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,320 Speaker 6: Carousel carousel, and then I go and get my keys 498 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,879 Speaker 6: from the car again in my car and I'm driving 499 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 6: back to town and I'm going, oh god, I really 500 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 6: need to go. 501 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:02,719 Speaker 4: You know. 502 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,640 Speaker 6: Oh you're still not gone yet. No, no, well there's 503 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 6: a toilet right by the carousel. 504 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, this is why when I heard this story. 505 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,280 Speaker 4: You're not listening to the sign. 506 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 6: But did you know, hear me just say it was 507 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 6: one of those weird reprieves where you get when I'm 508 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,720 Speaker 6: I felt like it had gone away. 509 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,359 Speaker 4: Yeah, I know the reprief. 510 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,119 Speaker 1: I'm questioning the reprief. 511 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,399 Speaker 3: I know. The reprieve for me is there's always a reprieve. 512 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,679 Speaker 4: I'm always looking for the reprief. But you still feel it, 513 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,040 Speaker 4: you still know that you need to go. 514 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 6: I thought I had a window to get home, Okay, 515 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,880 Speaker 6: So I get the kids into the cart and we're 516 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,400 Speaker 6: driving home, and then the reprieve is over, well and. 517 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,760 Speaker 1: Truly over, and it's going, oh my god. So any 518 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,199 Speaker 1: I've dropped the kids off at their mum's house, and 519 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,639 Speaker 1: then I'm like, I can't drop the kids off at 520 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 1: the pool while I'm dropping the kids off at the 521 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 1: mum's house, because because I've been in trouble before for 522 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,320 Speaker 1: stopping off at the mum's house and just barreling in 523 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 1: the door and then going straight into her on suite 524 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:57,119 Speaker 1: and just unleashing. How anywhere were. 525 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,479 Speaker 6: You haven't caused controversy with toilets, because I remember there 526 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:04,480 Speaker 6: was the time and the Hawk's Bay and we'd had 527 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 6: that huge night and I believe it involved pork sausages. 528 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,800 Speaker 6: And then the next day you block the pipes and 529 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:14,240 Speaker 6: caused a flooding issue. Do you remember on the toilets 530 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaker 6: that enzed me and the I went to the bathroom, 531 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,320 Speaker 6: and then then there was a plumbing issue. But there's 532 00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:25,480 Speaker 6: there's been no cause on link established clearly between me 533 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:30,160 Speaker 6: and also they were old, old sort of art deco pipes, 534 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,360 Speaker 6: so that's not what anyway. 535 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: Can I say? 536 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,920 Speaker 3: Also another thing here that's starting to look a little 537 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,520 Speaker 3: bit like it kind of common variable as pork. 538 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:40,880 Speaker 1: We keep saying it. 539 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 4: I'm being away. 540 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,640 Speaker 3: There's a lot of issues around you having pork based right, 541 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:47,720 Speaker 3: that is interesting. 542 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,360 Speaker 1: Actually we are finding a bit of a link there. 543 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 1: So I'm in the car and you drop the kids off, 544 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 1: and I go, I can't go in there. And I go, well, 545 00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:54,960 Speaker 1: I think I can make it home. I think I 546 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 1: can make it home. And then I'm driving driving down 547 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,800 Speaker 1: Dominion Road, and then I realized that I need down 548 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,439 Speaker 1: Dominion Road. Yeah. Halfway down to Dominion Road, I realized 549 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,680 Speaker 1: I need to get some stuff from the supermarket. Oh 550 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,600 Speaker 1: for goodness, And so I go, okay, I'm going to 551 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,400 Speaker 1: risk this. Well, I'm not going to go home. 552 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 4: What are you doing. 553 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,600 Speaker 1: I'm not going to get home and then I'm going 554 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,800 Speaker 1: to come back to the supermarket. So I go and 555 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,719 Speaker 1: super get the stuff, and I'm going, now this is 556 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,760 Speaker 1: this is a problem now. So I'm actually rushing to 557 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,840 Speaker 1: the car and I'm actually waddling really fast with the 558 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 1: groceries to the car. 559 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,679 Speaker 4: I just want you to do that thing where you 560 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,000 Speaker 4: put you. I've seen you before. You look like you've 561 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 4: been riding a horse for the last four days. 562 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,680 Speaker 3: I wasn't going to know that there's zero sympathy left 563 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,440 Speaker 3: for the story. But the way from me that I've 564 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 3: got no sympathy left so many opportunities. 565 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 4: If you were I know how this ends. 566 00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 6: I don't know how. I can't imagine how it's going 567 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:50,600 Speaker 6: to mean. But if you were talking to your son, ye, 568 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,120 Speaker 6: your kid, and your kid was even five or six, yeah, 569 00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 6: and they were telling you the story. Now I had 570 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,280 Speaker 6: I went and they told you the story, you would 571 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,960 Speaker 6: have no sympathy for them, would you. You'd be like 572 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 6: you had your opportunities. 573 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 1: I think I deserve a little bit of sympathy anyway. 574 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 1: So I'm in the car and now it's a real problem, 575 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 1: and I'm absolutely speeding like I'm like down across the 576 00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,920 Speaker 1: Minion road again, and I'm down past Eden Park at 577 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,400 Speaker 1: pace now in the car like heaving speed bumps at pace, 578 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,679 Speaker 1: and that's that's not gonna help, but there is. And 579 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,520 Speaker 1: then then then I drive down, I turned onto my 580 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,199 Speaker 1: street and I'm like, and this is I think that 581 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,760 Speaker 1: your anus can sense it's home toilet. 582 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, your bladder can too. 583 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, and it just and it just goes. I well, 584 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,960 Speaker 1: nearly there. So I'm just going to give up hope. 585 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:33,280 Speaker 1: So I'm going, oh my. 586 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 4: God, that's it's. 587 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,919 Speaker 1: Starting to come. And then and then then then I 588 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 1: then I pull I pull up in front of the 589 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 1: house and I go, okay, I think I can make 590 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,080 Speaker 1: it into the toilet. And then I remember I haven't 591 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 1: taken my luggage, all of my or my groceries out 592 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,359 Speaker 1: of the car. So I get to the door and 593 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 1: then I rush back and now now my bow's going, mate, 594 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,400 Speaker 1: it's gott to leave it. You've got to go car 595 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 1: do then then my bow's going, mate. Seriously, dude, we 596 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: were with and throwing distance of you know, the bathroom, 597 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: can your preferred bathroom in the bedroom, we're from throwing distance. 598 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,120 Speaker 1: But then I there, so I go back and then 599 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,719 Speaker 1: and then I get to the door, and I've got 600 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 1: all my groceries and I've got the bags, and then 601 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,320 Speaker 1: I've got to put the code into the door. Now 602 00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:17,879 Speaker 1: I'm in a panic state, like like I've put this 603 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: code into my door a thousand times, but I'm like panicking, 604 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,800 Speaker 1: and I do it. I go, I go the wrong 605 00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: codes and goes bib and then it goes wrong. Number 606 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: of my door talks to me when one goes wrong 607 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: number of digits, like, ah, are you going? 608 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,919 Speaker 3: You have you credd a tale at this point, like 609 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,920 Speaker 3: are we at all at any risk anything coming out? 610 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 1: There's I would say turtles here at this point. And 611 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 1: then you finally get through the door, and then I 612 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:46,640 Speaker 1: load the stuff on and then boom boom, Like I'm 613 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 1: saying ten meters. 614 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:51,520 Speaker 4: I've about. 615 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,040 Speaker 1: Say it might have been it might have been seven 616 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 1: and a half meters from the bathroom. Seven and a 617 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:07,160 Speaker 1: half meters of the bathroom. Just filled my pants this story, 618 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 1: And now I've got a problem because I'm by the 619 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: door and I'm filling. 620 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,920 Speaker 4: My pa what kind of moneys are you wearing? 621 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,680 Speaker 1: Just standard as color boxes? 622 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 4: Oh no, not boxes? 623 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 1: Yeah boxes? 624 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:23,160 Speaker 6: Oh no, So now, but I'm wearing long pants. Yeah, 625 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 6: but that's not going to help pens have they got 626 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 6: a bunch at bottom? 627 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,200 Speaker 1: And then I'm like, what do I do now? I 628 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,680 Speaker 1: do I just finish this off? Do I just let 629 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 1: it all out? And I go, no, I'm going to 630 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: try and get as much of this I can to 631 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:38,399 Speaker 1: the bathroom as I can. And so I sort of 632 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,040 Speaker 1: waddle through the house and I'm experiencing quite a lot 633 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,879 Speaker 1: of shame at this point. Is of course there's no 634 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,040 Speaker 1: one else there, so you should be you should be. Yeah, 635 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,480 Speaker 1: I'm experiencing I've got quite a lot of regret around 636 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,600 Speaker 1: the decisions I made around various bathrooms I went past. 637 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,439 Speaker 1: And so I go and I get into the toilet 638 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 1: and I sit down, and then it just goes okay, mate, 639 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,520 Speaker 1: you know you've had a warning shot, but the it's 640 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,560 Speaker 1: on now and absolutely unleashed into the bathroom. 641 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,160 Speaker 4: Must have been a relief. 642 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: Well, it did feelt good. It felt good, actually, but 643 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,000 Speaker 1: it was quite a lot. And then I locked down 644 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,600 Speaker 1: into my boxes and there's it's a lot. When it's 645 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,400 Speaker 1: not it's a lot more. Yeah, it's a lot more 646 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,280 Speaker 1: when you're an adult. Now, it's a lot, a lot 647 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,359 Speaker 1: more when it's in your hondays. And then I'm like, 648 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:24,639 Speaker 1: what am I going to do here? And I'm like, 649 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: can I just kind of so I finish up, take 650 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,920 Speaker 1: everything off, all of it off, and I get in 651 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,359 Speaker 1: the shower. 652 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, good, good, bad. Yeah I do that too. 653 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 1: But then I'm like, what do I do with this 654 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,040 Speaker 1: atrocity that's on the floor because because you can't just 655 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,480 Speaker 1: put it straight and in the washing machine because it's 656 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:50,120 Speaker 1: too much volume of fecal matal. 657 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:54,440 Speaker 6: I hope you did the honorable thing. What there's only 658 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 6: one there's only one thing. 659 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,840 Speaker 4: There's only one course of action at this point. 660 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,000 Speaker 1: Done them in the recycling bent. 661 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 6: Well, nearly what you gotta you gotta put them in 662 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,960 Speaker 6: a plastic bag. It's got to go in the bun Yeah, okay, 663 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,280 Speaker 6: we can't retrieve those things. Yeah, bad luck at that 664 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,919 Speaker 6: point that they soil. 665 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,200 Speaker 1: You can't bring the back yet. So I put the 666 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 1: undies in there. But it wasn't just in the undies 667 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,399 Speaker 1: and I just bought these new pair of pants, So 668 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 1: then I had to do a bit of a maneuver 669 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,399 Speaker 1: and get them into the washing machine. 670 00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:29,479 Speaker 6: The pants have to go to no I been soiled. 671 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,439 Speaker 1: I brought them back. The sock set to go, and 672 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:36,439 Speaker 1: the UNDI set to go. What was that to the socks? 673 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: The socks involved themselves. 674 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,520 Speaker 4: I don't know how. 675 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,320 Speaker 2: I reckon pulling the pants down that the socks got involved. 676 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 1: Was there any trapsing? No, I didn't. I mean I 677 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 1: got to the room. I got to the bathroom with 678 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,480 Speaker 1: no carpet dishes. You don't have carpet in your toilet? No, 679 00:28:54,960 --> 00:29:01,240 Speaker 1: thank god, it's not. Thank god, thank god. We didn't 680 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,640 Speaker 1: do a very odd maneuver and we got that bathroom 681 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: put in last year that we went carpet. There's a 682 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 1: big carpet. So anyway, I went through the washing machine 683 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,560 Speaker 1: and then perfect crime. 684 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,160 Speaker 3: No one found out, well, oh I mean hang on, 685 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 3: yeah no, no, thousands of people I found out. 686 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 6: Wow, yeah, that was okay. So it's got nothing to 687 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,600 Speaker 6: do with anything you ate, and it's just. 688 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:26,960 Speaker 3: You being even though you have committed some crimes in 689 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,240 Speaker 3: the past off the back of pork. 690 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 6: But there's negligence that is pure negligence and a refusal 691 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 6: to listen to the signs. It was subris was half 692 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 6: a day. It was kind of like when they said 693 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,600 Speaker 6: that that's karma. 694 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,239 Speaker 1: It was similar to when you know they said the 695 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,720 Speaker 1: Titanic couldn't be sunk. I think I had a similar 696 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 1: amount of hubris. I haven't. I haven't shaped my pants 697 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,280 Speaker 1: since I was a toddler, so it can't happen, you know. 698 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,720 Speaker 1: I just I just I didn't. I believe there was 699 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,240 Speaker 1: a way. I believe that I was I would get there. 700 00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 1: Do you know something that was hubris? 701 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 4: And that? Now? 702 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,120 Speaker 6: Do you know something which is interesting? Because when I came, 703 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,720 Speaker 6: you know, we haven't seen you for a week while, 704 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 6: and this morning when I walked down, there was just something. 705 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,400 Speaker 6: It was like you've been born again in some way. 706 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:13,560 Speaker 6: I couldn't quite work out what it was. 707 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,480 Speaker 4: You seem so. 708 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,360 Speaker 6: Happy and it's just like you're radiating joy, and do 709 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,200 Speaker 6: you know what it is? What I think it's because 710 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,680 Speaker 6: you share your pants over the holidays, and I think 711 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,120 Speaker 6: every adult needs to ship themselves just to it brings 712 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:31,000 Speaker 6: it back to It's like you know, with aa Hey, 713 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 6: you've got to give up everything, you know, when you're dealing, 714 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,200 Speaker 6: and you've got to admit your nothing, and you've got 715 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,120 Speaker 6: to get to the absolute bottom. 716 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:41,440 Speaker 1: And go and go completely humble yourself. And if you 717 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 1: completely humble yourself, you can then build yourself up because 718 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,640 Speaker 1: you can grab onto little things like every day I 719 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,479 Speaker 1: don't shit my pants as a victory that I can 720 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: hold on too. 721 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,880 Speaker 4: Now that's right, that's right. 722 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 6: And also I think it just kind of brings you 723 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,760 Speaker 6: back to your base and it does something to your 724 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 6: ego where you now I realize, no matter what you are, 725 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,959 Speaker 6: ultimately you're still a child. 726 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,880 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, you're still a being that can shut itself. 727 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 6: So I think probably what we've learned this morning, yeah, 728 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,400 Speaker 6: is that we should all go away today and shut ourselves. 729 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 6: If the robins is not an easy thing to do, 730 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,000 Speaker 6: you've actually got to when it happens. 731 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,120 Speaker 1: If every fiber of your anus strives to keep it. 732 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,240 Speaker 6: Oh man, it's so hard to me. I haven't shipped myself. 733 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,320 Speaker 6: I can't even remember. I actually I do remember the 734 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,720 Speaker 6: last time I shut myself. I was about six. 735 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,600 Speaker 3: Can we just take one more quick break because it's 736 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,080 Speaker 3: through for so long and wrap this sh it up? 737 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,360 Speaker 1: So you're saying. 738 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 6: That's the last time, So I think I've got to 739 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,960 Speaker 6: do it again. But it's just going to be quite 740 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 6: hard to do it. I think the easiest time is 741 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,560 Speaker 6: going to be if I'm out on a run, and 742 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,479 Speaker 6: then sometimes you can you can just the jump that 743 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,840 Speaker 6: the sort of you know, momentum of being being up 744 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,400 Speaker 6: and down if you needed to go, maybe a little 745 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 6: bit before the run, start the run, and then I 746 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:05,200 Speaker 6: could chip myself. 747 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,720 Speaker 1: On the run. Maybe everyone out there should, if you're saying, 748 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 1: because you know what, I didn't notice that when you 749 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,280 Speaker 1: said that to me. I do feel a lot happier 750 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,400 Speaker 1: since I chat. 751 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,560 Speaker 6: It's like the last thing you hold on to because 752 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,280 Speaker 6: later in life you shut yourself as an adult right 753 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,240 Speaker 6: when you're getting old and about to die, and people 754 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 6: talk about, you know, the amount of adult diapers and 755 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,320 Speaker 6: the humiliation of incontinence and all of that. 756 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:26,800 Speaker 4: Sort of stuff. 757 00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,240 Speaker 6: I think you've got to do it well before you 758 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 6: get to that point, so you go through that humiliation 759 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:34,080 Speaker 6: again of incondiness. Because I think you can piss yourself. 760 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,200 Speaker 6: I think that's an easy thing to do, but I 761 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 6: think shitting yourself is quite a hard thing to. 762 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,560 Speaker 4: It because it's such a clean up. 763 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,480 Speaker 6: But if you do it and you know that you'll 764 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,719 Speaker 6: buy a shower on you can just immediately. I wouldn't 765 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,520 Speaker 6: be wearing pants for a start, but I'd be wearing 766 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 6: undies as well. Which can contain that, like briefs that 767 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:53,520 Speaker 6: can contain the well, no, because he's still doing he's 768 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,400 Speaker 6: still filling up your undies. 769 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,520 Speaker 1: Yeah anyway, like so yeah, I recommend anyone out there 770 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,440 Speaker 1: that hasn't shut themselves lately just try it and you 771 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,720 Speaker 1: might find that it might be that thing that turns 772 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 1: things around for you. It might be that that little 773 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,520 Speaker 1: bit of luck that changes everything. Do you reckon? 774 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:11,920 Speaker 2: They do that in rehab, like if you win in 775 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,960 Speaker 2: for alcohol or drug rehab. They like day two, Ship 776 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,480 Speaker 2: your Pants therapy. This is this is what our class 777 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 2: is going to be today. Guys, when was the last 778 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 2: time therapy? 779 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,240 Speaker 4: We're going to shoot ourselves. Ship your pants therapy. 780 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 6: It's a bloody good idea because you just come right 781 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,640 Speaker 6: down to the base. 782 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,240 Speaker 4: You can right down to the bottom at rock bottom before. 783 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,880 Speaker 4: You haven't hit rock bottom until you shot yourself. 784 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 1: Well okay, so ship said, we'd love to hear from you. 785 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 1: Slide into a Dam's Matt and Jerry Show on Instagram 786 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,960 Speaker 1: and if you have chosen to shit your pants and 787 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 1: tell us how you're feeling, if you're feeling better. 788 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,480 Speaker 6: There's something about saying shit. Because I was thinking about 789 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,480 Speaker 6: shitting the beard. But it's like shooting the beard is 790 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:54,040 Speaker 6: shutting the bead is so bad. 791 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,080 Speaker 1: It is the description, it is the word, the way 792 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,400 Speaker 1: you describe it. Worse than him. As someone says, you 793 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,520 Speaker 1: share the beard. It's the worst that he shut the bed. 794 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 6: I don't think shit your pants therapy should involve shitting 795 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,400 Speaker 6: the beard. Now, that's too much fire trucking. 796 00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,319 Speaker 1: I've got a friend who was involved in a fire 797 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,839 Speaker 1: trucking incident in his home recently, and he was quite 798 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:19,080 Speaker 1: quick on his feet with his thinking fire truck the beard. 799 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,840 Speaker 1: He woke up beside his wife and he said he 800 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,799 Speaker 1: thought quickly, and he said, oh, you pissed the beard 801 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,879 Speaker 1: and ran out and played golf all day. 802 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:29,800 Speaker 6: You know, I've heard the same story. That's a person 803 00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,480 Speaker 6: who's fire truck the bed a lot because they realized 804 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 6: in the past that they missed an opportunity. So I thought, 805 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,879 Speaker 6: next time, I fire truck and they haven't. And it's 806 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,440 Speaker 6: been such a short window between fire trucks that you 807 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,640 Speaker 6: can remember the thought that you had at the end 808 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 6: of the last time that you should. 809 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:46,319 Speaker 1: Have done who you pissed the beard and he got 810 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,440 Speaker 1: out of him played golf all day. 811 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,920 Speaker 3: Just one more hypothetical before we go the Notorious Pantsman 812 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,279 Speaker 3: aka the Dirty pants Man. 813 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,839 Speaker 1: The dirty pants Man has to start it on Yes, 814 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: as the WE'B guy here at radio heardanching, he's back. 815 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:02,400 Speaker 3: He had a situation recently where he woke up in 816 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,560 Speaker 3: the middle of the night, the Dirty pants Man thinking 817 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:09,359 Speaker 3: that it was a thinking his give intellat his good 818 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,360 Speaker 3: friends of ventilation, and it was a urinal. 819 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,640 Speaker 1: And so easy mistake to make. 820 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 3: So we're purely talking about sober kind of stuff. 821 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,080 Speaker 1: It's got to alcohol doesn't really count. It's got it's 822 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,840 Speaker 1: got to be sober. It's got to be sober. You 823 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,959 Speaker 1: just got to unleash. 824 00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 4: Ship your pants therapy. Yeah, you shop your pants and 825 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,920 Speaker 4: then you're born again. It's kind of like being baptized. 826 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,280 Speaker 1: It just strips away all that bullshit that you believe 827 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,840 Speaker 1: about yourself, really and then you can start just to 828 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,560 Speaker 1: piece your life together. And what is important, It is 829 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,680 Speaker 1: pretty one of the most important things in life is 830 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 1: to not ship your pants man every every every minute, 831 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:49,879 Speaker 1: every day, every hour. And like I'm going to start 832 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,280 Speaker 1: doing posts on Instagram like people that have given up drinking. 833 00:35:54,800 --> 00:36:01,319 Speaker 1: It's one thousand days, You're on day six. You get 834 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,440 Speaker 1: yourself a little coin. It's been a real yeah, coints, 835 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,760 Speaker 1: it's been a real journey. But it is six days, 836 00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:13,560 Speaker 1: my bet. It is officially it's on Thursday, so it 837 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,560 Speaker 1: is Friday, Saturday, Sunday. It's four days since I shaped 838 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,879 Speaker 1: my pants. It's beautiful, man, good for you. 839 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,080 Speaker 2: But it is like getting baptized, because when you get baptized, 840 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,560 Speaker 2: someone goes, oh Jesus, And when you ship your pen. 841 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,279 Speaker 6: It definitely would be saying, oh Jesus, So you're not 842 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,239 Speaker 6: wearing the pants now those pants pens? 843 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,600 Speaker 4: Okay, So and he's gone, and he's gone. 844 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,600 Speaker 1: They're on the recycling. 845 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:42,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. Good. You don't think you're burying them in the garden. 846 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:46,640 Speaker 1: No, they're gone. Okay, they're gone. They've been recycled so 847 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:47,520 Speaker 1: other people can use this. 848 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,719 Speaker 2: I really hope that the people collecting the recycling look 849 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,160 Speaker 2: through your bin and put a note on your bench. 850 00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,040 Speaker 1: All right. That brings us to the end of the 851 00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,279 Speaker 1: Daily Bespoke podcast for the twenty second of January twenty 852 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,319 Speaker 1: twenty four days since I last shaped my pants. We're 853 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,800 Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty four. Oh that sucks. I can't 854 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,279 Speaker 1: say that I didn't shit my pants in twenty twenty 855 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,880 Speaker 1: four now, no, always be a year when I shaped 856 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,400 Speaker 1: my pants next year. Lots of good stuff on the 857 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:20,440 Speaker 1: other podcasts. Make make sure you sit to download, subscribe, follow, 858 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:24,080 Speaker 1: et cetera. And we've got another Radio Highlights podcasts out 859 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,520 Speaker 1: right now with even better material than that. 860 00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:28,160 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, happy with that. 861 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,399 Speaker 1: There's the first one of the year. How we want 862 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,000 Speaker 1: to start the year? 863 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,919 Speaker 4: I don't know if we I think it's a good start. 864 00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:36,520 Speaker 4: Dead yeah, I really enjoyed. 865 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:48,439 Speaker 1: All right, okay, enjoyed? Thank you. Hello, I'm Matt Heath. 866 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,200 Speaker 1: You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily 867 00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,240 Speaker 1: Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio 868 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:59,160 Speaker 1: Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway, 869 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,400 Speaker 1: Sit to download, like, subscribe, writer, review all those great things. 870 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,120 Speaker 1: It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent, 871 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,600 Speaker 1: Mass and Ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised 872 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,680 Speaker 1: in this pod, check out the Conclave, a Matt and 873 00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,719 Speaker 1: Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my 874 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,359 Speaker 1: book A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love the Life 875 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,839 Speaker 1: You've Got is out now. Get it wherever you get 876 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:22,080 Speaker 1: your books, or just google The bastard anyway you seem busy, 877 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,840 Speaker 1: I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed. Give them a 878 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,040 Speaker 1: taste of key we from me.