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Speaker 1: Tim Wilson, Kate Hawk's been good morning, good morning, good morning, morning.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning. Do you honestly not know who's

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Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter?

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Speaker 1: It's funny you should say that. Yes, I did, because

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Speaker 1: the boss and I had an argument about her a

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Speaker 1: week or so back, when I said I didn't know

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Speaker 1: who she was, and then he educated me as to

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Speaker 1: who she was, and then in the ensuing two weeks,

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Speaker 1: I'd forgotten because I once again said, well, you've.

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Speaker 2: Got issues because I've heard the name of your Father's Day.

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Speaker 3: Competition and I feel deeply uncomfortable about the name of it.

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Speaker 1: What's the name of the competition?

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Speaker 4: Well, I heard the pro that's the Father's Day competition.

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Speaker 2: No, I I had the promo for it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not what's the father's called? Who's the daddy?

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Speaker 4: Who's your daddy?

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Speaker 1: Who's your daddy?

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Speaker 2: That is creepy?

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Speaker 4: Is this like? Is this do you win a paternity test?

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Speaker 4: Is that? What's what's surprised test? I mean, come on,

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Speaker 4: let's get on message.

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Speaker 1: That's not a bad that's not a it's not a

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Speaker 1: bad idea. I don't know if the Primo department got

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Speaker 1: into that. I read the information to in front of me.

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Speaker 1: Who's the daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's the daddy?

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Speaker 3: Not who's your daddy?

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Speaker 1: Who's the daddy?

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Speaker 4: So I think there's a there's a there's a little

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Speaker 4: difference there.

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Speaker 1: Is there who who's the daddy?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you just don't to say ever again now, No,

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Speaker 4: I think.

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Speaker 1: We're bearing the lead here though, Which is what.

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Speaker 4: Is the biggest thing that that has happened on the

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Speaker 4: show in the last hour is that you used to

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Speaker 4: play the harp.

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Speaker 1: No. I asked to play the harp and they didn't

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Speaker 1: have one.

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Speaker 4: You asked to play.

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Speaker 1: That was the whole point of the story. The story

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Speaker 1: is because I went to a poor school when they

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Speaker 4: You were useless at tech drawing, which I'm surprised by it.

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Speaker 4: I'm surprised by that. You're quite a tidy person.

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Speaker 1: I'm a very tidy person. But it's one of It's

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Speaker 1: why I had a lean on the pool table I made.

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Speaker 1: It would work and by the end, by the end

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Speaker 1: of the table it was a little mini pool table

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Speaker 1: and would go to the special place. You know, at

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Speaker 1: schools that didn't have many facilities, you hopped on a

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Speaker 1: a specialist facility we went along to was a woodworking

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Speaker 1: this is the greatest thing in the history of world anyway.

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Speaker 1: And you bought felts, and you stained your wood, and

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Speaker 1: you screwed your leaves, and you had all that little

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Speaker 1: dreadful lean, so all the marbles rolled to one side

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Speaker 1: of the table. Ah, epic failed. So I had to

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Speaker 1: drop woodwork to take up metal work. And so metal

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Speaker 1: Mum for Mom's day. I think it was, if not

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Speaker 1: her birthday. A key ring.

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Speaker 5: Did it work?

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Speaker 1: Of course it did. It was metal. It had just

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Speaker 1: To be frank what I didn't estimate at the time

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Speaker 1: it came out really really ugly, and so I take

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Speaker 1: She knows it's ugly, and she has to stick it

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Speaker 4: But she did it anyway because because she's your mummy, because.

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Speaker 1: She knew I wasn't going anywhere great and all I'd

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Speaker 1: to keep on encouraging me. So there you go.

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Speaker 4: But I think I think this has solved. Okay, this

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Speaker 4: has solved the father's day problem. Harps on Timo two

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Speaker 4: fifty bucks?

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Speaker 1: Could really you can buy a harp.

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Speaker 4: I mean that it'll only last for about three months,

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Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't be a full sized one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, nothing's.

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Speaker 4: False full size the full sized ones. I've done a

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Speaker 4: big after there's a big after market and harp secondhand

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Speaker 1: Like Christmas presents, Christmas presents and harps in the aftermarket.

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Speaker 1: What did you play as a kid, Katie? Instrument wise, I.

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Speaker 4: Wasn't very musical.

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Speaker 2: I knew it shows I see it in the way

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Speaker 2: you dance.

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Speaker 3: It's this whatever I think like everybody started like learning

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Speaker 1: You're a then there's no question. But I mean, what

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Speaker 1: did you play to him? Because the question this eric

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Speaker 1: A Stanford thing is if she does nothing else in politics,

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Speaker 4: Yep, yep, And I'm sort of alongside her. I can

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Speaker 4: bust out Indian or dance on the piano anytime you want.

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Speaker 1: So you learnt the piano as a kid, you don't

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Speaker 1: play the piano. Now you could walk back to the

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Speaker 1: piano and go bang there it is my party piece.

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Speaker 4: Well yeah I could. And you know what, I could

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Speaker 4: do a simple version of rak meninofs preludn't see sharp minor.

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Speaker 1: You could.

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Speaker 4: I could too. I've done it. I've done it.

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Speaker 1: You literally could walk up to a piano and do

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Speaker 4: Well do you want it to happen after the break?

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Speaker 1: Have you got a piano?

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Speaker 4: Of course, we don't.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you've got a piano, you've been playing it.

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Speaker 4: No, no, but listen, I have not been practicing, that's

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Speaker 1: And I've just happened to have a piano in the

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Speaker 4: What a show off?

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Speaker 1: You're at the piano, tim.

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Speaker 4: Well, you said you accuse me of being a liar.

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Speaker 1: You don't have a piano, do you?

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Speaker 4: No? No, hang on, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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Speaker 4: I didn't you look you treated me worse than Darling Tana.

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Speaker 4: You called me a liar.

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Speaker 2: But he's certainly never going to be a liar. He's

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Speaker 4: At least.

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Speaker 1: Wait put me on what hold?

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Speaker 4: Here we go? No, no, you're on speaker.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, ladies and gentlemen, Mister Timothy Wilson

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Speaker 1: with rachmaninoff.

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Speaker 4: Start again.

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Speaker 5: M h y, here's Indian waters.

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Speaker 1: I'm amazed the Herald haven't filmed you and stuck them

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Speaker 1: on their website. That is gold. I can barely breathe.

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Speaker 5: Are you all right? We can get through it.

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Speaker 1: That's here we go? Is this red Man? There we go? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've got Rekman and off here tim and it just

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Speaker 4: Well, I've said the first three bars. I actually gave

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm looking forward to today, Katie,

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Speaker 1: apart from the Sigma is Oh God, do you know

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Speaker 1: we've got We've got thousands more listeners listening to the show, right.

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Speaker 4: We serve up this robber?

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Speaker 1: And how did that happen? How is it possible more

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Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? No, I'm not. I

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Speaker 1: just I can't get over that. God bless you for

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Speaker 1: doing that on on radio. It's because I couldn't bring

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Speaker 1: myself to death the chimney sweeps coming. Oh yes, well

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Speaker 1: I think it is too, because I love and do

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Speaker 1: you know The Repair Shop? You know the television program

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Speaker 1: The Repair Shop that the King was right?

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Speaker 2: You love you? I know we're going to say you

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Speaker 2: love answer zen people who do craft, you know their craft?

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Speaker 1: Exactly what I was going to say, Katie, Because if

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Speaker 1: in Britain overnight they repaired a little toy for a

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Speaker 2: Well, you can just hover around him and have a

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Speaker 4: Of a young exactly stop him from doing his work.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure mate, I've got three chimneys to sweep.

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Speaker 1: I've got another job to get too later this afternoon.

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Speaker 1: As a person basically my age, let's call people fatter

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Speaker 4: Oh, it was just the Clarkson thing. Yeah, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: You should know that we have a teenager in the house.

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Speaker 1: You can't knowing a teenager fat. I'm calling Jeremy Clarkson,

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Speaker 4: But he's fatter, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: He's fat? Young, and you should know that you're not.

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Speaker 2: And I even talked to Sam about this story.

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about them. I don't know what about obese?

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Speaker 4: Is that beast? All right? It's just like you know what,

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Speaker 4: you know what. I was talking to a Pommy mate

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Speaker 1: They called Tim Tim. You can't say pommy.

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Speaker 4: They called him fat Pet. They was Patrick, that's fat Pet.

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Speaker 4: It was a bit chunky, fat Pet.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 4: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: How much time do you have spend Katie on the

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Speaker 1: phone telling Tim about all the things that I've done wrong?

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Speaker 1: What is this some sort of counselling services operating there?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? Dam?

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Speaker 2: We just had a breech out and I said, Sam,

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Speaker 2: I've talked to him about this. I'm so sorry. If

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Speaker 2: you can stop him saying fat, I can't. I don't

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Speaker 4: It's so bad.

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Speaker 2: He's got to fay large.

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Speaker 1: He's on holiday next week, sair large. Yeah, No, large isn't.

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Speaker 1: It's words are descriptive, and that's the beauty of certain words.

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Speaker 1: sound you know that you're not.

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Speaker 2: Really Jeremy Clarkson, who you were referring to it he

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Speaker 2: called himself fatal.

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Speaker 1: I see, I think he would, and I think not

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Speaker 1: only do I think he would, I think he has.

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Speaker 1: That's my defense.

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Speaker 4: I think you're in the clear.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, Tim, I think you'll. Yeah, call me a boomer

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Speaker 1: and it's in the segment the good old Boomer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hawks me Tim Wilson.

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