WEBVTT - "Do We Panic?!?" 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:01.960 Life in the Export Beer Garden studio and brought to 0:00:01.960 --> 0:00:04.000 you is always by Export Ultra that beer for here. 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:07.400 This is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the ninth of September. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:12.560 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:14.920 brought to you by Export Ultra. 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:17.800 Good morning, Julane, how are you morning? 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:18.640 Good story. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:19.880 Great weekend, wasn't it? Yeah? 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:24.160 What's well for us? Yeah? No commentaries. We're entering into 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:27.280 this sort of weird period for the ACC where we 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:31.200 don't have like commentaries week in weekend. Last year it 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:34.519 was only November that didn't have commentaries. But this year 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.919 the Warriors didn't make the playoffs. 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:36.720 Yeah. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.400 We've got two Bladerslow games coming up though, yes, this month, 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.279 so we are covering the bledders Low. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:44.240 We didn't come with the Sampkin series. I'm just purely 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:47.040 out of the fact that it's too early in the morning. 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:50.000 Ridiculous o'clock. And we will get to the South African game, 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:52.440 whether we hit the panic button or not, very shortly 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:55.280 before we do, though, I just want to address some 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.600 of the crimes that are happening in the gates over there. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:02.800 I want to use the bathrooms that are next to 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:05.680 Radio Hidarchy, and they are as bad as you would 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:09.840 expect the bathrooms next to Hidarky to be, because it's 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.160 technically I don't know if I want to broadcast this public. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:17.280 It's a public toilet, and so you will get bus drivers, 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:22.520 office workers, a lot of careers, careers. And so I 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.160 went in and the bases were loaded. There were there 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.199 are four stalls, and three out of the four were 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:33.160 just just cranking, and the fourth one, at the fourth one, 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:35.800 the water level had reached the rim of the toilet. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:39.880 The disabled one, sorry, this is gate one. I was counting, 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:44.880 counting backwards now the disabled one had been disabled. The 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.560 other two there were two dudes just getting into their work. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.240 And I only just found out that there's guys we 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:53.800 live in it. We live, we work in a four 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.400 story building. You guys come down from up in the 0:01:56.440 --> 0:02:00.400 fourth and third and second floors to take lumps in 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:01.840 the ground floor. 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:05.200 Well, there's some other stuff that goes on in those 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.160 toilets as well, which we which we know about. There 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:11.920 is because it's a known kind of cottaging, yes, situation, 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:15.120 hookup situation, the disabled. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:15.399 Toilets in there. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.519 I mean, obviously we live in a triangle between Les 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:25.600 Mills is Spark, two Degrees, Lion Nathan, a couple of 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.480 agencies and of course en Zed Me White Company, and 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:29.720 quite a few lawyers. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.120 TV and Z, although a lot less people worked there 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.040 than did a year ago. 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.880 Yeah, and there I have hit it from a good source, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.480 i e. Someone who's in the scene that there is 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:41.440 a place. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:43.400 For dudes to hook up. Yes. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.040 Now, I actually remember the first time I became aware 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.240 of this where I thought I saw someone getting changed 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.840 for the gym after work and I realized there was 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.320 about six thirty on a Friday night and I saw 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.520 two different pairs of shoes in there. I was like, 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.920 guys getting changed with the gym. Then one of the 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:02.000 in our office was like he checked his app and 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:03.560 he could see that there were two dudes that he 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.919 knew they were like right there and the toilet cubicle there. 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.239 So I was, oh, ship, Yeah, I was going to say, 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:12.720 if you're going to if you're going to find a 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.200 spot to do that, there's no worse spot than that 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:17.440 set of toilets out there. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:21.200 The only issue is the kind of you know, obviously 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:24.400 there's some romance going on and the disabled toilets. I 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:28.280 had to light the flame when someone's emptying there. Yeah, 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:29.960 insides and right next to you. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:30.640 Yeah, I. 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:33.040 Don't know. 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:34.760 There was a urinal in there by the way, we 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:36.800 will talking about sports at some point in this podcast. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.520 There was a urinal in there that was clogged for 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:42.720 over a year with just this golden layer of wheeze 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:43.839 sitting on top of it. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.080 Okay, well that's just some good admin. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:51.880 Yeah. If this is your first time listening to the podcast, Welcome, Welcome. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:53.640 I'd like to say that we don't always talk about 0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.960 toilets and person weez, but I'd be lying. Sometimes we 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:58.960 do talk about the Greatest New Zealander of all time. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.520 And over the weekend, we let you. We let it cook, 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:04.080 we let it simmer like a clogged urinal, we let 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:07.640 it sit there all weekend, and you had your say, 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.640 over three thousand votes across social media for the Greatest 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:13.720 New Zealander of all Time. Before we get into that, 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.760 I want to take a quick look back at some 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:18.080 of the matchups that we had, some of the awards, 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.279 some of the things that happened. We had tens of 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:23.040 thousands of votes across the course of this campaign, and 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.360 you know, like we said at the start. It was 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.400 the most a sec thing of all time. The Olympics 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.320 were going on, we didn't need the content, but anyway, 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:34.520 we decided to stick a branch through our front spokes 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:38.560 and crash our own bike. Anyway, some of my favorite matchups, 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.840 some awards I'd like to give out the what even 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.039 is this Award for the weirdest matchup that we had 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:47.000 across the whole thing, and it was Richie versus Harold. 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.640 It was one of the more bizarre awards that you 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:51.240 will ever see. 0:04:51.240 --> 0:04:53.720 Harold the Giraffe, Harald the Giraffe, and the Life is 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.920 the Life Trust Life Trusts. 0:04:55.960 --> 0:05:00.960 Yeah, very difficult to compare very apples and those two. 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:04.680 But it wasn't the biggest hiding, and Richie actually wasn't 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:06.880 even involved in the biggest hiding. So the Jack the 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.440 Muss Award for the biggest hiding dished out during the 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:12.400 Greatest New Zealander of all Time debate was Dave Dobbin 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.240 ninety one to nine on John Tugert, WHOA. I did 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:19.159 not see that coming. And I saw John Tugot the 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:23.159 day after the result, the result, and he talked to me, 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:27.760 but he didn't it didn't talk for too long, and yeah, 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:30.279 you think the long hair has lost it for I 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.360 think if he shaved his head, do you think he 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:31.720 might have? 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.479 I think just sure back in sights it was his 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:33.960 best look. 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:37.599 Yeah right, so yeah that was the Jake, the Muss 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:40.240 Award for the biggest hiding Dave Dobbin. There should have been 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.560 the final award for the closest margin and an every 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.599 matchup that we put out there, people said, this should 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:46.920 have been the final, This should have been the final, 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:50.160 This should have been the final. Was Richie v d 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.440 fifty four percent in favor of Sir Edmund Hillary. Richie 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.520 mccaugh I thought was going to take this whole thing out, 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.480 but in the end he didn't. So the Grand Final 0:05:58.520 --> 0:06:02.200 that was baking across the weekend, Sir Edmund Hillary versus 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:05.760 Sir Charles Upham over three thousand votes, well over three 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:07.679 thousand votes across social media. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:10.440 Is Charlie Upham? Is he knighted? 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:15.200 Is he no? I'm going to note him on this podcast. 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:15.680 Okay, good? 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:18.800 If he's not, he should be over three thousand votes 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.560 across social media for you all win it. Sixty two 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:24.000 to thirty eight. The greatest New Zealander of all time. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:26.200 Telly, Ah, here we go, I got it. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.680 Congratulate Hillary. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:30.640 I knew I knocked it early. I knew he was 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.720 a people's champion. So what I was saying, I think 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:36.560 Charles Upham, God bless him. You know what was the 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:40.000 Victoria Cross with the bar biffing grenades at German's art. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:42.800 Read the book. He's an absolute hero. 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:45.080 I think, the only man to win two Victoria Crosses 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:46.800 in battle. I think. I think there's been a couple 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:47.760 of mitics and things that. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:48.280 Have done too. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:52.960 But I think potentially I think people could relate a 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:57.000 bit more to the beekeeper. Yeah, Sir Edmond Hillary good 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.040 news though, also as we don't have to now put 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:01.120 together a campaign to rebrand the twenty dollar note. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:02.360 That's because he's already on the five. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.760 It's already on the five. Some say that he should 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:05.880 also be on the twenty as well. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.200 Come on the twenty. Maybe we should release a twenty 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:09.520 five dollar note with his face on. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:14.480 It, just a limited edition see twenty five dollar counterfeit banknote. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.040 It's actually did you know? 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:22.440 It is actually illegal to photocopy or print off any 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.640 picture of a note or anything. Oh really like, even 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.400 if it's just a total fake, Like and you've got 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.640 your face on it and it's on a twenty dollar note. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:31.200 That's illegal. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:32.440 Yeah, you can get done for it. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.400 I remember people saying back in the day that it 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.680 was illegal to like cut the queen's head in half 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.640 if you cut a banknote in half. I don't know 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:39.400 if that's true or not. 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:40.440 I think you can't. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.560 I think you can't willfully damage currency or something like that. 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.120 You're technically don't know it. I would say though, that 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:51.000 in Sir Edmund Hillary's favorite is that his marketing was 0:07:51.080 --> 0:07:53.880 so much bigger than Sir Charles Upham, and I am 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:56.800 noting him because you see it all the time on 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.760 the five dollar note. Yeah, we talk about him all 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:02.840 the time, you know. I don't think Charlie opams exploits 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:05.760 are taught in schools, no where theds are. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.320 I don't think they could, to be honest, they could 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:10.160 talk about his Victoria cross, but I can't actually talk 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.240 about how he got them. Yeah, what did he doped them? 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:16.440 Just doing some wild shit? Yeah, yeah, wild stuff. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.239 I saw a couple of comments on social media saying 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:23.480 that there was a character based on him in Saving 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:26.520 Private Ryan. I don't recall that but I'd need to 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:27.160 look into it. 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:29.760 And people took your advice. Over the weekend. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.400 I had a little glance at the comments and you said, 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.959 you know, get on there, they're both passed. You can't 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.760 be done for deformation. Get stuck into the opposition. And 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.000 there was some real pointed shit going on in there, 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:44.679 you know, start talking about stuff like, you know, Chiles 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.640 up and didn't get a shuper to carry his grenades, 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.280 blah blah blah, carry on. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:50.120 I was like, yeah, this is good, this is good. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:53.280 But it didn't work because because Siri, he is the 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.880 greatest New Zealander as voted by you, he is one 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:57.240 of the greats, or he is the greatest. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.800 You're right there, they were saying. There was someone saying, 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:03.520 you know, there's been a lot of people who have 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.360 climbed Everest since then, and you know, if you're a 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.120 rich tourist, you can actually pay someone to go up there. 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:10.200 You and I could probably do it. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:13.040 But it goes beyond that though, because he he gave 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.959 a lot back to the to the Nepolice. He's always 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:17.440 schools named after It's right. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:18.719 And you and I could do that too. But you 0:09:18.800 --> 0:09:20.920 and I could not jump into a pearl box and 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:22.920 r and he saw the bunch of kill a bunch 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:23.400 of gyms. 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.199 Well, look, I mean, who knows if we're going. If 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.200 we were thrown into those circumstances, we'll never know. Really, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.560 we're the lucky generation where we were just a fat 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:32.480 ass and watch sport. 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:34.760 Yeah, tell people that we would have been able to 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:35.360 do it if we. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.199 Put in got a bad arm. I reckon I could 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:38.840 biff a few. 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:42.320 Whether I would swim myself and be shaking in fear 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:44.520 on the ground before I do that, I don't know. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:46.839 I think I would. I think I would. I think 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:48.800 I know myself well enough to know that I'd completely 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:53.920 freeze up. I remember one day I went up onto 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:56.120 the roof of my father's house to fix the air 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.640 con unit that was up there, and he needed the 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.280 ladder for something else. He took the latter away. It 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:01.760 was like, can you bring the leadder back? I can't 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.000 get off the thing, and he goes, just jump. It's 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.839 way too high. So he left me up on the 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:08.480 roof and the Kolgouley baking son about a forty two 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:12.040 degree day, and he came back out about an hour later. 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:13.560 I was still on the roof, and he was just like, 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.400 the fuck you do it? It's too hard to jump. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.840 He said, you wouldn't have lasted a day in the army. 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.640 Why didn't he just put the ladder back up? 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:21.719 Because he wanted to teach me to listen that I 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:24.240 wouldn't lasted a day in the army. So long short 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.400 of all of that is, I know how I would react, 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.240 and I would not be able to throw those grenades 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.679 into those pill boxes. So for me, it's still Charles up. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.560 But it's not up to me. It was up to 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:37.840 you at home, and you decided that it is, Sir Edmund. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.280 So that's the end of the greatest New Zealander of 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:42.599 all time? And next I reckon we do John O 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.319 v Ben, Matt v Jerry. 0:10:44.360 --> 0:10:45.760 Or do we do the shit this New Zealander of 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:50.040 all that would be so grim? 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:53.640 I think we doctor up a graphic and put it 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.720 up on social But yeah. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.160 Because there are some pretty grim New Zealanders, some. 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:00.920 Pretty shit New Zealanders, it would be the shittest New 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:01.800 Zealander of all time. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.200 There's some pretty good ones. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:05.800 I don't want to slander anyone. All right, let's take 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.680 a quick break and let's come back and digest that 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:10.320 all black scape, All right, lane? 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:11.400 Do we have to? 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:13.920 I think we have to. I think we have to. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.520 How do you feel about it? After having watched both 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.240 of those games? Do we hit the panic button? Is 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.280 it time for New Zealand to just freak the fuck out? 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:21.400 No? 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.240 Because that's our best team, that's our best team, this 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.000 is our best coach. We're just not good enough. And 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:32.880 I think rugby fans in New Zealand who typically are 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:35.440 pissed off if we don't win, and pissed off if 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.880 we don't win by heaps, and if we win by heaps. 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:40.200 That's a dead rubber and what would we bother? 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:42.320 So I think we need to learn to be better 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:45.320 fans and understand the fact that we are rebuilding. We're 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:48.360 not the best team in the world. We're underdogs and 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.800 that's when we need to get in behind them the most. 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.680 And so fuck well, you know we're building to the 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:56.920 World Cup. There's no team in the world where their 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.960 fans expect them to be the world's. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.719 Best week and week out, every single time, every single time. 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:03.640 It's just us. 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:06.960 Like you look at any ANYFL team or NBA team, 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:10.400 or any football team. You know they there's none expect 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.360 expectations that they should be the best in the world 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.960 every year. Yeah, they expect them to be good. But 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.319 if they lose, the panic they just get them behind them. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:18.520 I think it's good. 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:21.120 I think it's healthy for us to be going through 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:25.079 a rebuild stage. People will start, you know, wanting, wanting 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.640 McKinsey's head on a spike because he missed two kicks. 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:30.520 Someone raises his head on a spike. They get over it, man, 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.240 Like you mentioned in the office, this is if we 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.440 want to lose a few, what are you to do it? 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:37.600 We've got another three years to the World Cup. Oh yeah, 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.640 this is the best time to have this, as I 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:41.000 just thought. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.160 I just think it's funny that we absolutely shiit the 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.920 bid whenever we lose, and we're just like we need 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:48.600 We shouldn't have sacked Fozzy blah blah blah. This should change, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.640 that should change. We need to seck this dude. We 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:52.800 didn't lose by much. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:56.000 They're a bit of team, not like Australia. Jesus touch 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:59.559 on that one hock you now. But I think it's 0:12:59.600 --> 0:13:02.040 healthy for us. I think it sucks we lost, obviously 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.600 because I was I was backing us to actually bounce back. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.560 Yeah, so was I I went on several radio stations 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:07.959 and said that. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:08.360 Yeah. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:10.160 And I also he put him my money on as well. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.640 Him not scoring a try also cost me a lot 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.200 of money. I had terrible week in on the punt, 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:18.080 terrible week in. I'm not panicking. I think Yeah, like 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.120 I said, I think it's healthy. I hope that the 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:23.640 players don't, especially those young players. It doesn't affect him, 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.960 the Cortes and the side. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:28.040 Teddies of the world. Yeah, Teddy had a great game. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:29.840 Side Teddy had a tremendous game. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:31.280 Great game and a lot of people. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.840 I even saw more articles this morning saying had a 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.840 great game at six and like I was trying to 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.360 explain on Friday, I don't know if it did a 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:41.240 great job of it. We had three blindside flankers out there. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.839 Scott Barrett has played six for the All Blacks. He's 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.320 the same. Yeah, it wasn't like it was all on 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.760 him and he needed to do you know, blah blah blah. 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:51.920 I prefer him at eight, but know him at eight 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.439 as well. I prefer him when he's got the ball 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.280 on hand, off the back of the scrum and stuff. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:55.559 Like that. 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:58.679 He's devastating in that first game. You know, he was outstanding, 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:03.760 great ball runner. He I think, yeah, he's probably eight. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:07.680 I think our loose Ford trio should be him at eight, 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:13.720 Audiot seven six, I don't know, and then probably Sam 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.200 Kane to be fair to him, unless eat them black 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:20.600 at his back and fit again. I do think that 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.320 the spring Box are just the best team in the world, 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:29.160 and not just the best, like they grind out wins, 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:32.400 but they're also the most entertaining. They're the coolest team 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:35.200 in the world because obviously they've got the bomb squad 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:38.520 where they bring in an entirely like a world class 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.840 forward pack to replace a world class forward pack. They've 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.680 got sick players across the park. That ox and cheer 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:47.800 guy looks like you had a PlayStation game and you 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.200 were like, what if I squashed him down, made them 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.520 wide and then that was my front rower. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:55.200 As it just I mean in that first game we 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:59.120 had a heavier pack than them, Yes, but they somehow 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:00.600 look enormous. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:02.240 Yeah it's Bongey and Banambi, he. 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.440 Looks they look all of them look enormous. 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:07.560 Just for vis is that the black that slums us 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.240 and makes us look at it small because we're not 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.880 we're not shrinking going violets either. 0:15:12.000 --> 0:15:13.600 You know what it is, it's to mighty Williams is 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:15.200 skewing the stats. Ok. 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.120 Yeah, so he's. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.800 Heavier than their front robot himself. And then there's there's 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:25.040 the rest of us cheerslin Cobby is sick every game. 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:27.080 I reckon, he's probably the best player in the world 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:29.280 at the moment. He has been for a while, but 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.320 he's been sort of in and out of the team. 0:15:31.600 --> 0:15:34.680 I just throwing into the line out so that they 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.280 can have eight dudes in the line out, Like, that's sick. 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:42.120 That kind of stuff, that's crazy, that's craziness. Say that is, 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:44.320 and then we have to do stuff like bring some 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.400 of our better players off the bench to try and 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:46.880 match that. 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.760 You know what I mean that I mentioned that last week. 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:52.520 I thought it's an odd decision to put your hands 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:53.320 up and say. 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.720 We're going to do what they're doing, yeah, to beat them. 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:59.560 So do you think Razzie's out crazying ow craziest. 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.040 One hundred percent? Yes, absolutely. Did you see the postmatch 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.080 press conference and he's talking about how he had to 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:06.840 go out of the coach's box to try and find 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.520 the nearest bathroom, but the nearest bathroom was miles away. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:11.600 He had to walk through the stands to get to 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.680 the nearest men's bathroom, but there was a woman's bathroom 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.000 right next to the coach's box, so he had to 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:19.640 walk in there and look, I'm really sorry, but I 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.400 have to go to the toilet. And this girl said, oh, yeah, 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:23.760 that's fine. She was washing her hand. She went and 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.880 stood in the corner of the room and looked the way. Well, 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:28.800 he went to the toilet, which also like, do they 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:29.280 have doors? 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.080 How was that brought up in the press conference. 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:34.320 I don't know. You have a look at it. No 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:36.600 one asked, No one asked. He's like, this probably isn't 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.920 the platform for his story. But and then he told 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:41.840 this story circle is He's sitting next to him, like, 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.480 what the fuck what are you talking about? Go and 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.560 have a look at it on social media. It is hilarious. 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:51.080 That's wild, And yes, you're right, he's nuts. He's insane 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.400 and all of the things that we thought we liked 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.800 about Razor was like, oh, he's crazy this and that. Yeah, 0:16:56.800 --> 0:16:59.280 he is as a person, but the way he coaches 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:02.440 rugby isn't really like that. Yeah, Razzie is just all 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:04.919 the way gone, you know, like he's up in the 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:08.480 fucking box with flashing lights and cards and three hour 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.560 rents on YouTube and you know, so he is. He's 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:14.320 out crazying us on and off the field. They're trying 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.159 shit as well, you know, like they were trying to 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:20.160 score out of their own twenty two. Like I said, 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:22.919 the throw cheers and Koby throwing into the lineout. I 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:23.800