WEBVTT - "Double Gold" 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.240 Live for the Export Beer Gadden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:04.440 you by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This is 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:07.080 the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the ninth of August. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:12.200 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.560 brought to you by Export of Vulture. 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:19.560 Happy Friday, So good. What would have been your pits 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:21.360 and peaks of this week so far? 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:25.000 Shit, that's a good question because. 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:27.560 For me, the peaks have been any of the medals 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:28.000 that we've. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:29.640 Won, all of them, not just gold. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.280 Yeah, any of them, I'm gonna be honest, even like 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:35.400 Tory Peters who didn't make the finals of her javelin, 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:39.319 even that, just watching our athletes out there competing, it's 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:40.480 been the highlight of my week. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.920 Yeah, the double gold overnight, that was good. Double gold 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:44.320 overnight was good. We will get into that. 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.680 Pits for me was waking up like I'd been shot 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:50.600 on Tuesday morning. 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:53.560 Oh that's right, Well I've seen the pets is. Obviously 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:56.319 the announcement of Shawney Jay. We just presumed you took 0:00:56.360 --> 0:01:01.200 a bereavement. Yeah, just just just a especially after on 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:04.559 Monday's Mad Monday podcast you fully waded into the fact 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:06.360 he's resigning with the Warriors. 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:11.120 Yeah, well, fully weighed in a broad brushstroke. But I 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:12.520 asked me if I thought he was going to retire. 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.760 I was like, you don't turn down hundreds of thousands 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:15.040 of dollars. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:15.640 Turns out you do. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:19.000 Some people do. I didn't know that, Yeah they do. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:20.679 I didn't know that some people were in that position. 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.560 But yeah, we especially when you got hundreds thousands of 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.880 dollars the other way. It's unfathomable to me. 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:27.640 You know, when people leave their job and they say 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:29.560 they're going to spend more time with their family, I'm like, 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:32.279 who the fuck you can afford to just not work 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:33.920 and it's been time with their family. 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.200 You all know that's a line. You've been boned. I 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:39.080 know you've saying it. Why not just say they fired me. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.200 I don't know that's some sort of some sort of 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:42.840 dignity thing. 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:45.080 I don't know whose pride people are protecting them they're 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.800 spend more time with the family. Yeah, stinks of you've 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:51.760 been boned. I've been fired. Just say you've been fired. Yeah, 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.440 what were the peaks for you? The peaks are the middles, 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.760 The medals were great peaks for me? Is you're not 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:59.600 being here on Tuesday and doing the podcast with Heath 0:01:59.600 --> 0:01:59.720 and I. 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:02.680 I can do it all five days if you'd like. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.360 And peaks for me is the launch of the Great 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:06.880 New Zealander. 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:11.120 I think that's a great content piece to release amongst 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.400 the most content org heavy period of the ACC In 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:15.680 terms of the Olympics. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:16.639 We're going to get sped out the end of the 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.079 Olympics and have nothing to talk about And why did 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:20.880 we do the Great New Zealander thing while the Olympics? 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:21.120 Right? 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.600 The Turkish Okay, the peak is me out of the 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:26.200 back of the Weekend, the Turkish story, the Turkish shooter 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:30.880 story that we read out, which if you believed or not, 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.840 was up to you, but that went global. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:36.079 Yeah, it's got millions and millions of views. 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:40.800 And like I was saying, two different platforms approached it 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.480 in two different ways. Facebook are attacking us for fake news. 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:45.639 Instagram's like check it out, this is how funny is this? 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.920 Yeah? So that's probably that's probably my highlight next year. 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.560 The week is laughing at that kind of dichotomy of 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.040 cultures between Facebook and Instagram. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:55.840 It's the best and it's fired up on the Great 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:56.919 New Zealander thing as well. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:57.640 Like we posted that. 0:02:57.680 --> 0:02:59.920 Every time we post this on on either social media 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:03.160 book or Instagram, it's getting like three four hundred people 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.200 just weighing in in the comments. I love just like 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.920 earnest people being like, I really like Richie mccaugh and 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:08.480 that's just the. 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:11.680 Comment, but brilliant. Thank you, straight to the point. Thank 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:15.680 you for your service. Richie vers Dan Overnight Ritchie by 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:16.280 a landslide. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:17.280 Yeah. I knew it was going to be. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.079 I mean like, he's like, we had the weird the 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:21.240 good looks argument, but you just can't get past Richie. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:25.320 Can you all round? Kind of like you're saying, and 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:27.400 Kat is not putting out fires, is he? No, he's not. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.320 He's standing in his underes. He was at the Olympics though, 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:32.000 to be fair. Oh yeah, did he bang the bang 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:33.960 the stick before the sevens? Yeah he did. Yeah, what 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.280 was that? Well, that's the thing that they do before 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:38.520 the start of every event. It's like a I don't 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.120 you send it? It used to be it's a. 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:44.040 French stage tradition, so before the show would start, some 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.240 dude would come out and bang the stick a couple 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.880 of times to signal that the show's about to start. Oh, Okay, 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.240 so that's why they do it before all of the events. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.720 They get a former athlete or star or whatever to 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.560 come out and bang the stick to start the event. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.600 Yes, because I saw Tony Hawk do some sort of 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:05.080 like trick with it, like yeaeah. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:06.760 That was pretty cool. Did you see mccony talking to. 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:10.000 Oh my god, a messive fan boy. Did you see 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:12.840 him like he was welling up? I read, yeah, he went. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:18.560 Because the coat man. Yeah, still the coat, I still believe. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:19.480 And he's threw that up. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:23.240 It was like it was like that guy was being 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.000 interviewed about wristling pro wristling. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.680 Look, it's still real for me, damn it, God, bless my. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:29.760 I thought he did a great job. 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:32.120 He really threw Tony Hawk for a loop because I 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.960 don't think you know a foreigners, particular Americans, they struggle 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:37.400 with their accent, and he's like, where the fuck are 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:38.000 you from? 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.080 Yeah, because because there were loads of media and he 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.040 managed to collar and he mustered just like who the 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:45.000 fuck is this guy? Like kind of he's in he 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:48.200 was in like safari short kind of colorful spiry shorts 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:48.880 and a suit jacket. 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:49.960 Where there is this guy? 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:54.800 Yeah, excuse me? Can I ask you a few questions please, 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.320 and the mirror is like, the fuck is there? 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:01.080 Yeah, I'll ask you questions and he's like thanks, mate, 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:02.919 And then as Tony Hawk was walking away, he was 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:05.600 like thanks, Like he went to say mate as well, 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.479 and then realized he he doesn't say mate. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:09.960 Then through like a weird piece and pout and dipped. Yeah. 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:15.240 It was great though, the goat, I still believe in you. Anyway, 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.159 back to the Great New Zealanders thing. Today, it is 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:22.000 another barn Burner. It is Lisa Carrington versus Valery Adams. 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.080 Battle Battle of the Dames, Battle of the Dames. 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:28.200 I think that's very timely because Lisa Carrington just won 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.440 last night. She's in the middle of her Olympic Games, 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.760 so I think, you know, this is a popularity contest 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:35.359 right now, should be a lot more popular. 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.520 Yeah, and she's got a possibility of winning the K 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:40.840 two and the K one. Yeah, so she can get 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:43.000 another couple of gold medals. There's gonna put her so 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:46.080 far ahead of anyone else. She's already the greatest ever Olympian. 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:46.760 Yeah. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:50.040 So VAL's got two golds of silver and a bronze. Yeah, 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:52.000 this is just Olympics. Then, obviously you've got your own 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.960 wild champs and stuff the gut in the boat. She's 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:58.039 got six golds as of this morning and one bronze. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.960 I would say, though, that's not Apple's apples, because this 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:02.360 is my Michael Phelps theory. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:03.800 She's got more opportunities to win. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:06.320 Yeah, it'll be like a Valerie Adams was like, she's 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:08.599 got the shot put, now she's allowed to throw a grapefruit, 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:10.839 then she does watermelon, and there's a separate gold medal 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:11.400 for each of those. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:15.039 Yeah, and I I suppose it's consecutive for limpic games. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.960 I mean, if she does it here, she's won three 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:18.200 golds in three games, isn't she. 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:22.080 Yes? Yeahah, so Valerie didn't. No, Valerie didn't think does 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:26.400 she got gold? Silver? Gold? Something like that the book 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:30.600 dock in the middle of there, the steroid taker. Yes, yeah, yeah, 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:31.760 but yeah, I know. I've always just. 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:34.440 Said like, if if you sain Bolt was allowed to 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:36.920 run backwards, was allowed to do the three legged race, 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.359 was allowed to do the Eggan Spoon race, he would 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:42.000 have more medals than Michael Phelps. So I don't think 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.040 it's fair to call Michael Phelps the greatest Olympian of 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:44.480 all time? 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:48.039 Did you just going back to Valerie? Yeah, well, I've 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:49.800 got it in my head. Did you watch any of 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:52.480 the women's shot put qualifier. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:55.960 I've seen a few posts about it, but I didn't 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:56.240 watch it. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.360 You've seen the American lady who wears the full mask 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:02.320 and glasses. Horrifying it is the mask at Tokyo, she 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.440 had a hulk mask on. But at Tokyo, I thought 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:07.799 that's because of COVID, because they had to wear masks 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:08.280 all the time. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.040 And I was suddenly watching my son. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.560 He's like, chi, chick out this chick, and I'll be like, whoa, 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:17.400 because she's got the full neoprene face and the mask 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:18.000 with the props. 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:21.840 Boy, yes, yeah, So he's absolutely not realeem recognizable. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:25.800 And so we googled it and apparently she just got 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.880 used to wearing a mask around that COVID time, right, 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:33.160 and she actually quite likes it because she can doesn't 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:35.960 have to talk to anyone. Yeah, so people don't engage 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.080 her because I can't see her, and so she just 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.440 just lives in her own head because she gets distracted 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.920 too easily, and she's got used to the feeling of 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:45.600 having a face covered while competing. 0:07:45.640 --> 0:07:46.559 It's fucking weird. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:52.560 She definitely American. I can't remember where she's from. I'm 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:56.200 pretty sure she's American. Yeah, she's like it's very American behavior. 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.640 It is. It's like because it just sticks out. Everyone's 0:07:58.720 --> 0:08:00.200 anything goes. Who the fuck is that? 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.800 Yeah, and they all had shitters the kiwi going on it. 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.680 She qualified boom, like I like a second throw. Everyone 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:11.080 else struggled, world champed out. Really Yep, she couldn't even qualify. 0:08:11.200 --> 0:08:12.920 Oh that's huge. Yeah, a bit of a cry. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:16.640 There's been a few face God, I can't imagine how 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:17.680 heartbreaking it would be. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:18.320 You're world champion. 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:22.760 I know it's there's been a lot of people not 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:26.360 complaining about like how things have been going. But you know, 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.760 world records aren't tumbling. People seem to be struggling in 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:31.680 all their different sports. I don't really know what it is. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:34.880 I've heard a few people saying, oh, this is tolf 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:37.520 coming through the heats, the semi finals, blah blah blah. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.080 I quite like for the first time, and I didn't 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:42.599 realize this was the first Olympics where they had the 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:47.559 rippershage for athletics. Yes, so, because I'm a big fan 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.920 of the word ripper and it's only ever used in 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.440 rowing in the water sports is the ripish. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:53.200 You know what? 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.360 In the NRL, that's basically what the top two teams get. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:58.880 They get a rippershag because if they lose their first round, 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.959 they get another chance to go again. We need to 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.640 use repechage more good luck and introducing that into the 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:05.640 NRL lexicon. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:09.280 And also shift the Mission. I would like to see 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.360 the word CEO to be replaced with shift. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.719 The micheal, you are the shift de mission of I. 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.760 Like, I'm going to change my signature on my email 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:19.880 to Glane shift the mission. 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:20.839 But you've got it. 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.760 I'm going to have to put it, not shift the mission, 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.560 because that's why, well what's shift? I'm going to have 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.240 to phonetically shift the mission? 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:32.720 Shift. Don't you have what's his name? The cultural Cultural Oh? 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:33.240 I do? Yeah? 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:38.839 I got Mary Hewitt, Deputy Culturally Attach's desk signs that 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.640 I procured on the flight of the Concords. 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:44.760 I do, actually yeah. I I encourage people worldwide to 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:45.480 change there. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:49.000 You've got a desk job, change your job title on 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:50.679 your email, it doesn't matter. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.160 And watch the people that get upset because they this 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.559 happened at work a few years ago. 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.160 When you know, it was a bit free and easy. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.040 It was like create your own signature, you know, you 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.000 could put your own just remember that and your own 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.520 font and color and image and everything, and like your 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.200 job title whatever. So everyone just started make fucking going 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:08.280 crazy with their job title. 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.920 They fought and they forced us to add a photo. 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:12.880 They were like, it's going to be easier for people 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.280 to recognize if they don't know, you have to, and 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.199 none of us in our office did it, so they 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.440 keep chasing us up, keep chasing us up. You should 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:23.680 you put Basher al Assad yes as yours? Joe Jury 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.960 put it, Sharon yes his, and I put Bill Cosby 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:27.520 as mine. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:30.680 And guess who got the most trouble Me? Yeah, I 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:32.800 got an email saying it's inappropriate. Some people are going 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.240 to get people are getting upset. You've got Basha Alisad. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:36.880 So the next one I put was me, but my 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:39.760 head cut off, so it's just my torso the game 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:40.880 and they're like thanks. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.600 They decided I'm not going to fight this better. Mine 0:10:44.640 --> 0:10:48.679 just got promptly taken down. And then they didn't even 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.760 notice that Joe's was I hear. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.120 It gives an it sharing vibe. He was mistaken for 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:57.640 Edge Sharon and a lift in India. It was it 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.160 was the funniest thing you've ever seen, so uncomfortable, and 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:02.400 so did just one person, says sharing and then there's. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.840 She's like, looked at me, Oh my god, I and 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:08.560 Joe's like hi. 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:11.720 And then he got pretty amid the night before she 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:13.960 got out of the left quite attractive, and he goes, 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:14.960 what happened. 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:21.199 Last night, as I did not know? And then we've 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:22.880 met her later on in the bar and she said 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:23.880 she has an embarrassed thought. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:24.080 He was. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:30.680 Shout out to Joe, Jerry looking like ginger. Yeah. 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:34.000 With the speaking of and you know how we always 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.920 talk about we are the top of the per capita 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.959 middle top three. We're top three this year, but we 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.800 usually per capita you know, the leader, which I think 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:46.000 we sort of extrapolated into we are the most athletic 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.600 country in the world. Of course, so I looked at 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:52.160 who is the least athletic country in the world per capita, 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:54.440 who has the fewest middles per capita. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.800 To put the racist to larm on here, No, it's 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:58.400 not a race thing, it's what country are you from? 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:00.400 It's not a race thing. 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:02.400 I don't know why you want to make it a 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:09.120 race thing. You want to do the segment now it's 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:15.560 like any talk about it. Okay, I could say it research. 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:16.520 I don't think you should. 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:19.720 You've done the research. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:23.240 I've done the research. Fewest medals per capita is India. Therefore, 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:29.040 was that the racist lot they got? Ye celebratory, we've 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.400 lost our shape. Yet they have won one medal per 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.880 four hundred and sixty eight million people in their country. 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.200 They suck, They do suck. How are they not better 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.040 at throwing sports? Yeah, cricket is their national sports. They 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.079 should be amazing at javelin. Nobody should be able to 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:43.000 be India at javelin because javelin. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:45.920 Is as basically a glorified cricket ball throw. That's right. 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.240 Yeah, Back when the World Wars were kicking off, each 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.360 country would change the shape of their grenade to fit 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.560 the sport they played. So Americans had a smaller baseball 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:58.640 shaped grenade, so they threw with a bench and then 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:00.760 the yeah, and then the English will lobing straight arm 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.400 ones because that's how they're thrown and bowling with the 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:04.200 straight arm. 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:06.959 Over there, how come the Germans had the stick with 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:07.840 the grenade at the end. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.640 I guess they were running it like a relay. So 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:11.920 they'd light it and then sprint down the trenches, pass 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.439 it to Johann. He sprints down the trenches, passes it 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.360 off the wolfgug and it over the top. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:19.280 I reckon, what would we have. We'd have a frisbee 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:22.120 frisbee grenade. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:29.080 God that yeah, or hockey sick fly kick the grenade 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.360 over there, that'll be America. 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:30.840 Yeah. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.319 They'd have a bunch of dreadlocked dudes. Yes, knock it 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.520 out and then you bicycle kick it out of the trench. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:39.320 Yeah, I reckon, Yeah, it's one of those foot who 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.199 won the Football Cup was at France. 0:13:42.880 --> 0:13:46.040 Spain, wasn't it Yeah, Spain. They'd have a football sized one, 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.920 size one they just punted over there. 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:48.800 It's a big grenade. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:52.160 We'd have a rugby ball, yeah, us and Assi have 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.319 a rugby ball, kick a spiral bomb over into the 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:55.400 other trenches. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.040 And the Americans. I reckon, they could. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.240 You could go why don't they have golf balls as grenades? 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:03.040 I spose anytime you're hitting it, yeah, yeah, I think 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:03.360 about that. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:04.160 It's problematic. 0:14:05.559 --> 0:14:07.080 Just before we move on to an air break. We're 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.440 gonna come back discuss the double gold all of the Olympics. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:12.600 We sit next to the Hits. They had a message 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:17.079 come through and a formal complaint that they're running a 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.680 competition on Like I don't actually know what the competition is, 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:22.280 but it's basically if you hear this ring it. They 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.840 received a complaint from a person saying that they were 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:31.560 unable to win the competition because they are deaf. Is 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.680 it rude to slag off deaf people on the radio? 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:37.960 That's a great questions, rude to stir it blind people. 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:43.360 Yeah, Like, these are questions that will baffle mankind beyond 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:44.160 this podcast. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.080 And I like a tree falls over in the forest, 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:49.440 you know, and it's here to hear. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:53.280 It doesn't make us sound. I don't think it is 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.000 rude to slag deaf people off on the radio. 0:14:56.720 --> 0:15:01.240 Neither. Shout out to all of our deaf listeners worldwide. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.760 Let's take about half our audience. Let's be honest. I 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.840 just got download. Yeah, it gave up years ago. 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:12.440 Well, we've actually got a farm of devices each of 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.320 us underneath our beds that are all set to auto download. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.560 There's about there's about a million different phones and laptops 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.880 and iPads underneath my bed that automatically download this podcast. 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:23.840 So if you're listening to it, congratulations, you're one of 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:26.240 three actual people that listens to this podcast. 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:27.960 The rest of it, we just got download farm. Yeah, 0:15:30.240 --> 0:15:30.920 at great. 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:33.200 Risks to our own personal safety, because that is a 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:35.440 fire risk underneath our beds every night. All right, we're 0:15:35.440 --> 0:15:37.080 going to take one quick break. We're going to come 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:42.240 back and talk about the actual Olympics. All right, overnight, Lane, 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.720 we have started what I think could be quite a 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:48.600 sizable haul for us at the Olympics. Double gold at 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.080 least Andrews one gold in the Kieren. I woke up 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.400 to watch her accept her gold and the gold midle 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.400 started my day balling, Miles. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.360 Dad was there. It's when the parents are there. Did 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:59.400 you see the dad in the middle there. Parents don't 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:00.920 do it for me. I think it's because I don't 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:01.960 have kids, Yeah, I think so. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:05.520 Yeah, you know, just having the dead in the center 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.680 of their celebrating with it's pretty awesome. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.080 I was just watching watching it like a culmination of 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.880 four years hard work, you know, lifelong dream. She won 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.600 the Kieren, which is the one where you start out 0:16:15.640 --> 0:16:18.640 behind homeboy on the bike. He's on the motorbike. You 0:16:18.680 --> 0:16:21.560 guys will sit behind it, sort of jostling for positions. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:24.280 It's sort of like a rolling start and horse racing. Yeah, 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:26.440 and then he shoots off. 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.080 You guys go for it. And I loved her approach 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.560 to it was get into the front and then just 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.240 smoke everyone. So is the krren one with the it's 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.400 not the points one a that's the Criterium or something. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:40.920 That's the point Well, there is the points race, then 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:43.400 there's the Omnium. Whell, yeah, it's the one, and then 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.120 there's also the criterion. Oh I don't know, this one's 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:47.680 a straight win. It's a straight yeah. 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:49.120 Yeah. So they start off. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:51.000 They do a lap or two behind the guy in 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:52.920 the motorbike. He starts out at thirty k's. He works 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.800 his way up to about fifty. Then he peels off 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:56.880 and then they have to go. And it's basically the 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:58.520 idea is that takes a bit of energy out of 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.840 your leagus. Plus also there's a bit of jockeying for 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:04.959 position before they take off, which she completely undid by 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:07.240 just shooting out to the front, staying there and riding 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:10.000 her bike faster. Than anyone else was riding their bike. Tew, 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:11.760 you went, that is how you win a bike race. 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:13.760 She showed everyone how she did it. She's like, I'm 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:15.040 not going to fuck because the whole point of it 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:17.120 is that you've got a jostle for a position because 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:19.159 you're stuck behind this bike. Yeah, She's like, fuck that, 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.040