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Speaker 1: Happy Friday, So good. What would have been your pits
Speaker 1: and peaks of this week so far?
Speaker 3: Shit, that's a good question because.
Speaker 1: For me, the peaks have been any of the medals
Speaker 1: that we've.
Speaker 3: Won, all of them, not just gold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any of them, I'm gonna be honest, even like
Speaker 1: Tory Peters who didn't make the finals of her javelin,
Speaker 1: even that, just watching our athletes out there competing, it's
Speaker 1: been the highlight of my week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the double gold overnight, that was good. Double gold
Speaker 3: overnight was good. We will get into that.
Speaker 1: Pits for me was waking up like I'd been shot
Speaker 1: on Tuesday morning.
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, Well I've seen the pets is. Obviously
Speaker 4: the announcement of Shawney Jay. We just presumed you took
Speaker 4: a bereavement. Yeah, just just just a especially after on
Speaker 4: Monday's Mad Monday podcast you fully waded into the fact
Speaker 4: he's resigning with the Warriors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, fully weighed in a broad brushstroke. But I
Speaker 1: asked me if I thought he was going to retire.
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't turn down hundreds of thousands
Speaker 1: of dollars.
Speaker 3: Turns out you do.
Speaker 1: Some people do. I didn't know that, Yeah they do.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that some people were in that position.
Speaker 3: But yeah, we especially when you got hundreds thousands of
Speaker 3: dollars the other way. It's unfathomable to me.
Speaker 1: You know, when people leave their job and they say
Speaker 1: they're going to spend more time with their family, I'm like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck you can afford to just not work
Speaker 1: and it's been time with their family.
Speaker 3: You all know that's a line. You've been boned. I
Speaker 3: know you've saying it. Why not just say they fired me.
Speaker 3: I don't know that's some sort of some sort of
Speaker 3: dignity thing.
Speaker 4: I don't know whose pride people are protecting them they're
Speaker 4: spend more time with the family. Yeah, stinks of you've
Speaker 4: been boned. I've been fired. Just say you've been fired. Yeah,
Speaker 4: what were the peaks for you? The peaks are the middles,
Speaker 4: The medals were great peaks for me? Is you're not
Speaker 4: being here on Tuesday and doing the podcast with Heath
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 3: I can do it all five days if you'd like.
Speaker 3: And peaks for me is the launch of the Great
Speaker 3: New Zealander.
Speaker 4: I think that's a great content piece to release amongst
Speaker 4: the most content org heavy period of the ACC In
Speaker 4: terms of the Olympics.
Speaker 1: We're going to get sped out the end of the
Speaker 1: Olympics and have nothing to talk about And why did
Speaker 1: we do the Great New Zealander thing while the Olympics?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: The Turkish Okay, the peak is me out of the
Speaker 4: back of the Weekend, the Turkish story, the Turkish shooter
Speaker 4: story that we read out, which if you believed or not,
Speaker 4: was up to you, but that went global.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got millions and millions of views.
Speaker 4: And like I was saying, two different platforms approached it
Speaker 4: in two different ways. Facebook are attacking us for fake news.
Speaker 4: Instagram's like check it out, this is how funny is this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So that's probably that's probably my highlight next year.
Speaker 4: The week is laughing at that kind of dichotomy of
Speaker 4: cultures between Facebook and Instagram.
Speaker 1: It's the best and it's fired up on the Great
Speaker 1: New Zealander thing as well.
Speaker 3: Like we posted that.
Speaker 1: Every time we post this on on either social media
Speaker 1: book or Instagram, it's getting like three four hundred people
Speaker 1: just weighing in in the comments. I love just like
Speaker 1: earnest people being like, I really like Richie mccaugh and
Speaker 1: that's just the.
Speaker 4: Comment, but brilliant. Thank you, straight to the point. Thank
Speaker 4: you for your service. Richie vers Dan Overnight Ritchie by
Speaker 4: a landslide.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I knew it was going to be.
Speaker 4: I mean like, he's like, we had the weird the
Speaker 4: good looks argument, but you just can't get past Richie.
Speaker 3: Can you all round? Kind of like you're saying, and
Speaker 3: Kat is not putting out fires, is he? No, he's not.
Speaker 3: He's standing in his underes. He was at the Olympics though,
Speaker 3: to be fair. Oh yeah, did he bang the bang
Speaker 3: the stick before the sevens? Yeah he did. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: was that? Well, that's the thing that they do before
Speaker 3: the start of every event. It's like a I don't
Speaker 3: you send it? It used to be it's a.
Speaker 4: French stage tradition, so before the show would start, some
Speaker 4: dude would come out and bang the stick a couple
Speaker 4: of times to signal that the show's about to start. Oh, Okay,
Speaker 4: so that's why they do it before all of the events.
Speaker 4: They get a former athlete or star or whatever to
Speaker 4: come out and bang the stick to start the event.
Speaker 1: Yes, because I saw Tony Hawk do some sort of
Speaker 1: like trick with it, like yeaeah.
Speaker 3: That was pretty cool. Did you see mccony talking to.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, a messive fan boy. Did you see
Speaker 4: him like he was welling up? I read, yeah, he went.
Speaker 3: Because the coat man. Yeah, still the coat, I still believe.
Speaker 3: And he's threw that up.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like that guy was being
Speaker 1: interviewed about wristling pro wristling.
Speaker 3: Look, it's still real for me, damn it, God, bless my.
Speaker 3: I thought he did a great job.
Speaker 1: He really threw Tony Hawk for a loop because I
Speaker 1: don't think you know a foreigners, particular Americans, they struggle
Speaker 1: with their accent, and he's like, where the fuck are
Speaker 1: you from?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because because there were loads of media and he
Speaker 4: managed to collar and he mustered just like who the
Speaker 4: fuck is this guy? Like kind of he's in he
Speaker 4: was in like safari short kind of colorful spiry shorts
Speaker 4: and a suit jacket.
Speaker 3: Where there is this guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, excuse me? Can I ask you a few questions please,
Speaker 4: and the mirror is like, the fuck is there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll ask you questions and he's like thanks, mate,
Speaker 1: And then as Tony Hawk was walking away, he was
Speaker 1: like thanks, Like he went to say mate as well,
Speaker 1: and then realized he he doesn't say mate.
Speaker 3: Then through like a weird piece and pout and dipped. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was great though, the goat, I still believe in you. Anyway,
Speaker 1: back to the Great New Zealanders thing. Today, it is
Speaker 1: another barn Burner. It is Lisa Carrington versus Valery Adams.
Speaker 3: Battle Battle of the Dames, Battle of the Dames.
Speaker 1: I think that's very timely because Lisa Carrington just won
Speaker 1: last night. She's in the middle of her Olympic Games,
Speaker 1: so I think, you know, this is a popularity contest
Speaker 1: right now, should be a lot more popular.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and she's got a possibility of winning the K
Speaker 4: two and the K one. Yeah, so she can get
Speaker 4: another couple of gold medals. There's gonna put her so
Speaker 4: far ahead of anyone else. She's already the greatest ever Olympian.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So VAL's got two golds of silver and a bronze. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is just Olympics. Then, obviously you've got your own
Speaker 1: wild champs and stuff the gut in the boat. She's
Speaker 1: got six golds as of this morning and one bronze.
Speaker 1: I would say, though, that's not Apple's apples, because this
Speaker 1: is my Michael Phelps theory.
Speaker 3: She's got more opportunities to win.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like a Valerie Adams was like, she's
Speaker 1: got the shot put, now she's allowed to throw a grapefruit,
Speaker 1: then she does watermelon, and there's a separate gold medal
Speaker 1: for each of those.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I I suppose it's consecutive for limpic games.
Speaker 4: I mean, if she does it here, she's won three
Speaker 4: golds in three games, isn't she.
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeahah, so Valerie didn't. No, Valerie didn't think does
Speaker 3: she got gold? Silver? Gold? Something like that the book
Speaker 3: dock in the middle of there, the steroid taker. Yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I know. I've always just.
Speaker 1: Said like, if if you sain Bolt was allowed to
Speaker 1: run backwards, was allowed to do the three legged race,
Speaker 1: was allowed to do the Eggan Spoon race, he would
Speaker 1: have more medals than Michael Phelps. So I don't think
Speaker 1: it's fair to call Michael Phelps the greatest Olympian of
Speaker 1: all time?
Speaker 4: Did you just going back to Valerie? Yeah, well, I've
Speaker 4: got it in my head. Did you watch any of
Speaker 4: the women's shot put qualifier.
Speaker 3: I've seen a few posts about it, but I didn't
Speaker 3: watch it.
Speaker 4: You've seen the American lady who wears the full mask
Speaker 4: and glasses. Horrifying it is the mask at Tokyo, she
Speaker 4: had a hulk mask on. But at Tokyo, I thought
Speaker 4: that's because of COVID, because they had to wear masks
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 3: And I was suddenly watching my son.
Speaker 4: He's like, chi, chick out this chick, and I'll be like, whoa,
Speaker 4: because she's got the full neoprene face and the mask
Speaker 4: with the props.
Speaker 3: Boy, yes, yeah, So he's absolutely not realeem recognizable.
Speaker 4: And so we googled it and apparently she just got
Speaker 4: used to wearing a mask around that COVID time, right,
Speaker 4: and she actually quite likes it because she can doesn't
Speaker 4: have to talk to anyone. Yeah, so people don't engage
Speaker 4: her because I can't see her, and so she just
Speaker 4: just lives in her own head because she gets distracted
Speaker 4: too easily, and she's got used to the feeling of
Speaker 4: having a face covered while competing.
Speaker 3: It's fucking weird.
Speaker 4: She definitely American. I can't remember where she's from. I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure she's American. Yeah, she's like it's very American behavior.
Speaker 3: It is. It's like because it just sticks out. Everyone's
Speaker 3: anything goes. Who the fuck is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they all had shitters the kiwi going on it.
Speaker 4: She qualified boom, like I like a second throw. Everyone
Speaker 4: else struggled, world champed out. Really Yep, she couldn't even qualify.
Speaker 3: Oh that's huge. Yeah, a bit of a cry.
Speaker 4: There's been a few face God, I can't imagine how
Speaker 4: heartbreaking it would be.
Speaker 3: You're world champion.
Speaker 1: I know it's there's been a lot of people not
Speaker 1: complaining about like how things have been going. But you know,
Speaker 1: world records aren't tumbling. People seem to be struggling in
Speaker 1: all their different sports. I don't really know what it is.
Speaker 1: I've heard a few people saying, oh, this is tolf
Speaker 1: coming through the heats, the semi finals, blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: I quite like for the first time, and I didn't
Speaker 4: realize this was the first Olympics where they had the
Speaker 4: rippershage for athletics. Yes, so, because I'm a big fan
Speaker 4: of the word ripper and it's only ever used in
Speaker 4: rowing in the water sports is the ripish.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: In the NRL, that's basically what the top two teams get.
Speaker 1: They get a rippershag because if they lose their first round,
Speaker 1: they get another chance to go again. We need to
Speaker 1: use repechage more good luck and introducing that into the
Speaker 1: NRL lexicon.
Speaker 4: And also shift the Mission. I would like to see
Speaker 4: the word CEO to be replaced with shift.
Speaker 3: The micheal, you are the shift de mission of I.
Speaker 4: Like, I'm going to change my signature on my email
Speaker 4: to Glane shift the mission.
Speaker 3: But you've got it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to have to put it, not shift the mission,
Speaker 4: because that's why, well what's shift? I'm going to have
Speaker 4: to phonetically shift the mission?
Speaker 3: Shift. Don't you have what's his name? The cultural Cultural Oh?
Speaker 3: I do? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I got Mary Hewitt, Deputy Culturally Attach's desk signs that
Speaker 4: I procured on the flight of the Concords.
Speaker 3: I do, actually yeah. I I encourage people worldwide to
Speaker 3: change there.
Speaker 1: You've got a desk job, change your job title on
Speaker 1: your email, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: And watch the people that get upset because they this
Speaker 4: happened at work a few years ago.
Speaker 3: When you know, it was a bit free and easy.
Speaker 4: It was like create your own signature, you know, you
Speaker 4: could put your own just remember that and your own
Speaker 4: font and color and image and everything, and like your
Speaker 4: job title whatever. So everyone just started make fucking going
Speaker 4: crazy with their job title.
Speaker 1: They fought and they forced us to add a photo.
Speaker 1: They were like, it's going to be easier for people
Speaker 1: to recognize if they don't know, you have to, and
Speaker 1: none of us in our office did it, so they
Speaker 1: keep chasing us up, keep chasing us up. You should
Speaker 1: you put Basher al Assad yes as yours? Joe Jury
Speaker 1: put it, Sharon yes his, and I put Bill Cosby
Speaker 1: as mine.
Speaker 4: And guess who got the most trouble Me? Yeah, I
Speaker 4: got an email saying it's inappropriate. Some people are going
Speaker 4: to get people are getting upset. You've got Basha Alisad.
Speaker 4: So the next one I put was me, but my
Speaker 4: head cut off, so it's just my torso the game
Speaker 4: and they're like thanks.
Speaker 1: They decided I'm not going to fight this better. Mine
Speaker 1: just got promptly taken down. And then they didn't even
Speaker 1: notice that Joe's was I hear.
Speaker 4: It gives an it sharing vibe. He was mistaken for
Speaker 4: Edge Sharon and a lift in India. It was it
Speaker 4: was the funniest thing you've ever seen, so uncomfortable, and
Speaker 4: so did just one person, says sharing and then there's.
Speaker 3: She's like, looked at me, Oh my god, I and
Speaker 3: Joe's like hi.
Speaker 4: And then he got pretty amid the night before she
Speaker 4: got out of the left quite attractive, and he goes,
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 3: Last night, as I did not know? And then we've
Speaker 3: met her later on in the bar and she said
Speaker 3: she has an embarrassed thought.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Joe, Jerry looking like ginger. Yeah.
Speaker 1: With the speaking of and you know how we always
Speaker 1: talk about we are the top of the per capita
Speaker 1: middle top three. We're top three this year, but we
Speaker 1: usually per capita you know, the leader, which I think
Speaker 1: we sort of extrapolated into we are the most athletic
Speaker 1: country in the world. Of course, so I looked at
Speaker 1: who is the least athletic country in the world per capita,
Speaker 1: who has the fewest middles per capita.
Speaker 3: To put the racist to larm on here, No, it's
Speaker 3: not a race thing, it's what country are you from?
Speaker 3: It's not a race thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you want to make it a
Speaker 1: race thing. You want to do the segment now it's
Speaker 1: like any talk about it. Okay, I could say it research.
Speaker 1: I don't think you should.
Speaker 3: You've done the research.
Speaker 1: I've done the research. Fewest medals per capita is India. Therefore,
Speaker 1: was that the racist lot they got? Ye celebratory, we've
Speaker 1: lost our shape. Yet they have won one medal per
Speaker 1: four hundred and sixty eight million people in their country.
Speaker 4: They suck, They do suck. How are they not better
Speaker 4: at throwing sports? Yeah, cricket is their national sports. They
Speaker 4: should be amazing at javelin. Nobody should be able to
Speaker 4: be India at javelin because javelin.
Speaker 3: Is as basically a glorified cricket ball throw. That's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Back when the World Wars were kicking off, each
Speaker 1: country would change the shape of their grenade to fit
Speaker 1: the sport they played. So Americans had a smaller baseball
Speaker 1: shaped grenade, so they threw with a bench and then
Speaker 1: the yeah, and then the English will lobing straight arm
Speaker 1: ones because that's how they're thrown and bowling with the
Speaker 1: straight arm.
Speaker 3: Over there, how come the Germans had the stick with
Speaker 3: the grenade at the end.
Speaker 1: I guess they were running it like a relay. So
Speaker 1: they'd light it and then sprint down the trenches, pass
Speaker 1: it to Johann. He sprints down the trenches, passes it
Speaker 1: off the wolfgug and it over the top.
Speaker 3: I reckon, what would we have. We'd have a frisbee
Speaker 3: frisbee grenade.
Speaker 4: God that yeah, or hockey sick fly kick the grenade
Speaker 4: over there, that'll be America.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: They'd have a bunch of dreadlocked dudes. Yes, knock it
Speaker 4: out and then you bicycle kick it out of the trench.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon, Yeah, it's one of those foot who
Speaker 1: won the Football Cup was at France.
Speaker 4: Spain, wasn't it Yeah, Spain. They'd have a football sized one,
Speaker 4: size one they just punted over there.
Speaker 3: It's a big grenade.
Speaker 1: We'd have a rugby ball, yeah, us and Assi have
Speaker 1: a rugby ball, kick a spiral bomb over into the
Speaker 1: other trenches.
Speaker 3: And the Americans. I reckon, they could.
Speaker 4: You could go why don't they have golf balls as grenades?
Speaker 4: I spose anytime you're hitting it, yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 3: It's problematic.
Speaker 1: Just before we move on to an air break. We're
Speaker 1: gonna come back discuss the double gold all of the Olympics.
Speaker 1: We sit next to the Hits. They had a message
Speaker 1: come through and a formal complaint that they're running a
Speaker 1: competition on Like I don't actually know what the competition is,
Speaker 1: but it's basically if you hear this ring it. They
Speaker 1: received a complaint from a person saying that they were
Speaker 1: unable to win the competition because they are deaf. Is
Speaker 1: it rude to slag off deaf people on the radio?
Speaker 1: That's a great questions, rude to stir it blind people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, these are questions that will baffle mankind beyond
Speaker 4: this podcast.
Speaker 3: And I like a tree falls over in the forest,
Speaker 3: you know, and it's here to hear.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make us sound. I don't think it is
Speaker 1: rude to slag deaf people off on the radio.
Speaker 3: Neither. Shout out to all of our deaf listeners worldwide.
Speaker 3: Let's take about half our audience. Let's be honest. I
Speaker 3: just got download. Yeah, it gave up years ago.
Speaker 1: Well, we've actually got a farm of devices each of
Speaker 1: us underneath our beds that are all set to auto download.
Speaker 1: There's about there's about a million different phones and laptops
Speaker 1: and iPads underneath my bed that automatically download this podcast.
Speaker 1: So if you're listening to it, congratulations, you're one of
Speaker 1: three actual people that listens to this podcast.
Speaker 3: The rest of it, we just got download farm. Yeah,
Speaker 3: at great.
Speaker 1: Risks to our own personal safety, because that is a
Speaker 1: fire risk underneath our beds every night. All right, we're
Speaker 1: going to take one quick break. We're going to come
Speaker 1: back and talk about the actual Olympics. All right, overnight, Lane,
Speaker 1: we have started what I think could be quite a
Speaker 1: sizable haul for us at the Olympics. Double gold at
Speaker 1: least Andrews one gold in the Kieren. I woke up
Speaker 1: to watch her accept her gold and the gold midle
Speaker 1: started my day balling, Miles.
Speaker 3: Dad was there. It's when the parents are there. Did
Speaker 3: you see the dad in the middle there. Parents don't
Speaker 3: do it for me. I think it's because I don't
Speaker 3: have kids, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, just having the dead in the center
Speaker 4: of their celebrating with it's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: I was just watching watching it like a culmination of
Speaker 1: four years hard work, you know, lifelong dream. She won
Speaker 1: the Kieren, which is the one where you start out
Speaker 1: behind homeboy on the bike. He's on the motorbike. You
Speaker 1: guys will sit behind it, sort of jostling for positions.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like a rolling start and horse racing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he shoots off.
Speaker 3: You guys go for it. And I loved her approach
Speaker 3: to it was get into the front and then just
Speaker 3: smoke everyone. So is the krren one with the it's
Speaker 3: not the points one a that's the Criterium or something.
Speaker 1: That's the point Well, there is the points race, then
Speaker 1: there's the Omnium. Whell, yeah, it's the one, and then
Speaker 1: there's also the criterion. Oh I don't know, this one's
Speaker 1: a straight win. It's a straight yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So they start off.
Speaker 1: They do a lap or two behind the guy in
Speaker 1: the motorbike. He starts out at thirty k's. He works
Speaker 1: his way up to about fifty. Then he peels off
Speaker 1: and then they have to go. And it's basically the
Speaker 1: idea is that takes a bit of energy out of
Speaker 1: your leagus. Plus also there's a bit of jockeying for
Speaker 1: position before they take off, which she completely undid by
Speaker 1: just shooting out to the front, staying there and riding
Speaker 1: her bike faster. Than anyone else was riding their bike. Tew,
Speaker 1: you went, that is how you win a bike race.
Speaker 1: She showed everyone how she did it. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to fuck because the whole point of it
Speaker 1: is that you've got a jostle for a position because
Speaker 1: you're stuck behind this bike. Yeah, She's like, fuck that,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ride faster than everyone else.
Speaker 3: And she did. It was powerful, it was dominant and
Speaker 3: it made me well up this morning. Is that a
Speaker 3: specialty roll the motorbike drive guy, girl, whatever, whoever it is,
Speaker 3: the motorbike person.
Speaker 1: It is quite a funny one because there's a concrete
Speaker 1: velodrome in Wymanty. So when I was growing up, I
Speaker 1: did a bit of a track cyclic and one of
Speaker 1: the dads just bought a second.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you did a bit of tracks.
Speaker 4: You did a bit of track cycling in day and
Speaker 4: just throw that into a conversation and did a bit
Speaker 4: of track cycle.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know.
Speaker 1: Holly Edmonston, Olympic cyclist from Tokyo to everything she knows,
Speaker 1: she'll admit that you.
Speaker 3: Ok, yeah, Holly, if you're listening, what event did you compete?
Speaker 3: And you just casual just go around the velodrome or
Speaker 3: whatever you want.
Speaker 1: If you're riding a bike, I'll ride it with you,
Speaker 1: and I'll ride it faster. I actually quit cycling after
Speaker 1: a road race in San Andrews is halfway between Wymout
Speaker 1: and tomorrow. Usually when you're biking in a pack.
Speaker 3: You know, ok so you're road racing as well as
Speaker 3: vela droming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't look like you know, I
Speaker 1: won't go down the mountain something problem anyway, So you know,
Speaker 1: you take like a lap because the person in front's
Speaker 1: working harder.
Speaker 3: So when you're on a road race, you will take
Speaker 3: a lap so that you know. You guys work together
Speaker 3: to At the Palton.
Speaker 1: And I was racing against the girl and I said,
Speaker 1: you take a lap. She goes, no, I'm too tired. Okay,
Speaker 1: sweet mixed race, yeah, mixed race. And then right at
Speaker 1: the end she rolled me on the finish line after
Speaker 1: telling me for the last five k's she was too
Speaker 1: tired to take a lap, and then she rolled me.
Speaker 1: And I learned to listen, and listen was cycling stuff
Speaker 1: for there. Never trust a cyclist, that's what. Never trust
Speaker 1: a cyclist.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: I forgot, forgot what the point of that was, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so Holly's dad just bought a motorbike, second hand motorbike,
Speaker 1: and then welded metal onto the back of it, and
Speaker 1: so you know, when you're riding around behind it, the
Speaker 1: wheel will touch the bar behind the motorbike, and so
Speaker 1: they didn't realize that and then they had to put
Speaker 1: the roller thing on it.
Speaker 3: It was very like Kiwi ingenuity. I can imagine just
Speaker 3: a nifty to fifty game ye like blued exactly what
Speaker 3: it was blue smoke.
Speaker 4: When they would train, they would just drive around back
Speaker 4: roads and they had like a bigness and mister al
Speaker 4: thing and the back door would be open and so
Speaker 4: they'd be holy be training. I'll be sitting in the
Speaker 4: boat of the Mystroy and Chocolate just throwing shit at it.
Speaker 4: Harry I bully and that got her to the Olympics.
Speaker 4: But anyway, yeah, it is. It is one of the
Speaker 4: most ridiculous things. Anyway she went. And also the Woman's
Speaker 4: K four one gold. The same thing I always say
Speaker 4: about Lisa Carrington. You can't let her out the parking lot.
Speaker 1: You cannot let Lisa Carrington get into a boat, or
Speaker 1: she's going to beat you at a boat. Race this
Speaker 1: morning she overnight. I watched the replay and paused it.
Speaker 1: After the first stroke, we were already six inches ahead
Speaker 1: of anyone else.
Speaker 4: So you're suggesting if anyone wants a chance at winning
Speaker 4: goal there to full ti.
Speaker 3: On your hearting. It's on your hearting. They're going to happen.
Speaker 4: There's no other way. Once you litter get into that boat,
Speaker 4: the race is over. From the first stroke, we were
Speaker 4: already hit. Still love their kick ass uniforms, the plants,
Speaker 4: the glasses, and the fact that they all look exactly
Speaker 4: the same too. Yeah it looks mean it does. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it just shows it on one team, one dream.
Speaker 3: That's right. That K four.
Speaker 4: I love the K four because it's this amount of
Speaker 4: wash that comes out. It's like four propellers she's taking off.
Speaker 4: I love it, especially the start when they have that
Speaker 4: shot of all of them and it's like.
Speaker 3: They zoomed in. I think I might have said this
Speaker 3: the other day when she did an individual one, but they.
Speaker 1: Zoomed in on her hands. She's holding the oh so delicately,
Speaker 1: like so lightly. You would think she'd be squeezing the
Speaker 1: shit out of that there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not.
Speaker 1: And I don't understand how she doesn't drop it. It
Speaker 1: doesn't look like it looks like she's barely holding on,
Speaker 1: like barey holding on to it at all.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's she's just got a kind of a muscle
Speaker 4: grip that she just gives it a bit of a
Speaker 4: but at least it's not go.
Speaker 1: She's not even holding onto it, she's just holding her
Speaker 1: hands in place. But yeah, so she won the k
Speaker 1: for gold over the weekend, just wins it.
Speaker 4: Closing ceremony again, Sunday night, Sunday night, Yeah, Sunday night.
Speaker 4: It all kicks off, so Sunday or Sunday night, Monday morning,
Speaker 4: I guess because they don't have it throughout the day.
Speaker 4: They all finish off with the relay events. The relay
Speaker 4: events all finish off at the track and everything like that. Again,
Speaker 4: they're walking out of the way so we can get
Speaker 4: the marathon underway.
Speaker 3: The walking man. We've been watching this in the office.
Speaker 3: I can't deal with it. I can't deal with it either.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: They look like they're doing the walk where they're about
Speaker 1: to shot yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's the festival poose walk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like yeah up the front and you're like,
Speaker 4: oh oh, I need to do a party pooh, and
Speaker 4: then you then you get to the toilets and obviously
Speaker 4: a massive queue, and you then you have to do
Speaker 4: the walk again to the nearest bush or wherever?
Speaker 3: Is that the training that they do.
Speaker 1: They just wait until they're desperately there to go, and
Speaker 1: then they're like, right, ten K has hit it and the.
Speaker 4: Wattle the nearest portaloo is twenty one case that one. Yeah,
Speaker 4: either do that or shit yourself. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: And then even if you want it's I reckon, it's
Speaker 4: the only I reckon. It's the only sport at the
Speaker 4: Olympics that doesn't make their athletes hotter.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, I know. I mean, look that there's
Speaker 3: something for the mums and the dads on the walk,
Speaker 3: but it's just the way they're walking. Just it's just
Speaker 3: really real off putting. There's nothing for either of them
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 1: If we look further abreast to the New Zealand, US
Speaker 1: beat Serbia and a nail bitit in the basketball.
Speaker 3: Gatted for Serbia. Yeah, I really would.
Speaker 4: I really like to see the wind get taken out
Speaker 4: of the American sales with that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just too much talent on that American dame. I know,
Speaker 3: and they know it as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that is that's that's Americans in general. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Jokich was on that Subian team, couldn't quite get the
Speaker 1: job done.
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 4: It's also a bitter kind of crowing as well. If
Speaker 4: Jokitch had managed to beat America, he's got the best
Speaker 4: comeback in the NBA if any smack talk, Not that
Speaker 4: he does anyone, but he would just got something like
Speaker 4: I have gold, yeah or something like that.
Speaker 3: They would have been his one coming.
Speaker 1: He'll just be angry they're interrupting his horse racing in
Speaker 1: the off season. Noah Lyles, speaking of American arrogance, he
Speaker 1: all he's been talking about for the last few years
Speaker 1: is how he's gonna win gold and gold in the
Speaker 1: one hundred and two hundred.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he calls the hundred his wife and the
Speaker 4: hundred the two hundred his wife. Yeah, the hundred is mistress.
Speaker 4: So he's only taken up one hundred in the last
Speaker 4: couple of years. Two hundred has always been his home's
Speaker 4: turning away.
Speaker 3: Wai and he shat the beer yeap.
Speaker 1: He finished in bronze and he got smoked by a
Speaker 1: man from Botswana or Tobogo. He wasted him. He like
Speaker 1: come around the corner first and then just got further
Speaker 1: away from him. Then in the end, Noah Lyles finished third.
Speaker 1: Did you see what he came out? You know, he
Speaker 1: always does too much. When he came, he bounce and everything.
Speaker 1: He came sprinting out. He like waited they announced them,
Speaker 1: read his name out. He waited for ages.
Speaker 4: Then came sprinting out, jumping around Yahoo and as if
Speaker 4: he'd already won shrinker isn't it?
Speaker 1: Comes out and got bronze and then and the most
Speaker 1: American shit of all time. He lies down on the floor.
Speaker 1: Then he waits for someone to bring him out of
Speaker 1: fucking wheelchair. They basically stretched him out of the stadium.
Speaker 1: Now as press team's released that he's got COVID, we're
Speaker 1: not doing COVID anymore. Yeah, give fuck. That was the
Speaker 1: last Olympics. Nobody gives a shit if you got COVID
Speaker 1: pull out of the races. Has ego needed to be
Speaker 1: wheel chaired off?
Speaker 3: That's all? Yeah, not his body, no, his egos. The
Speaker 3: most American shit of all time, And all the reporting
Speaker 3: is just saying, oh, he got thirds. No he you know, sucked. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Tobogo one. Why can't we talk about.
Speaker 4: That particially the amount of smack he was talking about it.
Speaker 4: It's his home in host two hundred. I've got hundreds,
Speaker 4: you know, givel take. That's the one, the high risk one.
Speaker 1: I reckon we parked that glune because he also didn't
Speaker 1: win one hundred meters. The other guy's foot cross the
Speaker 1: line first. Yeah, and when people are it's always been chess.
Speaker 3: You didn't know that. Stop pretending you knew that before
Speaker 3: you watch that race.
Speaker 4: I kind of I made it up on Mett and
Speaker 4: Jerry Brick for show and they said, how do you
Speaker 4: determine that if we got the same time?
Speaker 3: And I just mean, I think it's your Tourso so
Speaker 3: I got it, you were.
Speaker 1: Right, But I just hate when people are commenting on
Speaker 1: line bend low it's always been your yest.
Speaker 3: Yeah whatever, you didn't know that. So do you think
Speaker 3: maybe then people need to get pick the chest up
Speaker 3: a bit more. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of memes going around of Lightning
Speaker 1: McCown from the Cars movie stuck his tongue out to
Speaker 1: win a race. Oh yeah, basically that that's about all
Speaker 1: that caught my eye. Across the the evening's action in
Speaker 1: the Olympics. Oh sorry, the bronze as well in the sailing,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, the mixed double sailing, mixed doubles. Yeah, day
Speaker 1: one bronze and then dived into the water. One of
Speaker 1: the great celebrations at the Olympics is jumping into the
Speaker 1: water off your sail.
Speaker 4: I want to see when the goat in the boat
Speaker 4: wins gold to do an Eskimo role like go over
Speaker 4: the thing, roll over, roll back, because they know how
Speaker 4: to do the role. Full fun butcher, yeah, full fu
Speaker 4: and butcher. The mixed sailing, yeah, I mean discussed it.
Speaker 4: Why is sailing split by gender? Yeah, it's same with
Speaker 4: lawn bowls as lombows at the Olympics. No, it's a
Speaker 4: common games, but it's split by gender as well. I
Speaker 4: wouldn't think there was no strength advantage here may sailing.
Speaker 4: I think there maybe is a little bit in terms
Speaker 4: of counterbalance of the boat pulling on the ropes. You know,
Speaker 4: like there's a bit of strength where you required you
Speaker 4: have to be fairly fit to sail some of those
Speaker 4: skiffs and whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe in strength in terms of weight tissue,
Speaker 3: but then they're not weight classes, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I do not know someone who knows more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's two people that know more and they
Speaker 1: won bronze overnight as Kiwi Gold, so God bless them
Speaker 1: as well. The All Black team was named yesterday as well.
Speaker 1: We didn't get a chance to talk about it. I
Speaker 1: forgot that they were even playing this week. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be honest.
Speaker 3: They snuck up, didn't they.
Speaker 4: The Argentinians have just snuck into the country under the
Speaker 4: radar of Olympics and the rugby Championship kicks off, because
Speaker 4: the first three games of the year were just kick
Speaker 4: about England. FIGI, Yeah, this is the rugby Championship kicking
Speaker 4: off in Wlly.
Speaker 1: In earnest I saw a thing doing rounds on social
Speaker 1: media the other day saying that New Zealand haven't won
Speaker 1: a major trophy since twenty fifteen.
Speaker 3: I was like, bleeders Low Rugbychampionship. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: That must be a northern hemisphere. Yeah, yep it was.
Speaker 1: Razor has named a Brave, Brave team to face Argentina.
Speaker 1: Was in the Herald this morning at fullback Ethan DeGroot
Speaker 1: on the wing, Cody Taylor at center, Tyre Lomax.
Speaker 3: They listed the team in reverse order.
Speaker 4: I love this because just think in your mind these
Speaker 4: guys in these positions, because I've just thought about to
Speaker 4: puve inside center. Imagine him coming off the short ball
Speaker 4: from Sam darry On from Ethan Blackout.
Speaker 3: At first five. It'd be hard to deal with, I Reckon.
Speaker 1: Harder than that to deal with would be Ethan DeGroot
Speaker 1: trying to field kicks all night.
Speaker 3: We'd be a real shit show.
Speaker 1: And then obviously a front row of Bowden, Barrett, sever
Speaker 1: Rees and Antoine Leonart Brown I.
Speaker 4: Think, and on Leonart Brown could compete as obviously his
Speaker 4: brothers are prop for the Highlanders, so I think he's
Speaker 4: got some pedigree, Jordy.
Speaker 1: And then our number six has been Damien McKenzie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that, that's problematic. And the locks of Jordi Barrett, sure,
Speaker 1: that's that's fine. But Mark Telaire the lock at five.
Speaker 1: So the biggest story I think out of this this
Speaker 1: team is that Ricco Juani has been benched ye Antony
Speaker 1: Leonard Brown is in there in his stead.
Speaker 4: A couple of youngsters on the bench though as well.
Speaker 4: Josh Lord is on the bench along with side Titty
Speaker 4: Wall a side Titty there as well, so that's a
Speaker 4: bit of a surprise.
Speaker 3: And obviously will Jordan back, Yeah, will Jordan back. That's huge.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of that. They played Argentina on Saturday.
Speaker 1: You're commentating that one, yes, with Matt Heath. So we're
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock we are doing that one.
Speaker 4: It's on Sky Sports Select and iHeartRadio and on Radio Hurdaki.
Speaker 4: So if you want to listen to on the Classic
Speaker 4: radio he takes North to three four eight three or
Speaker 4: South to three four eight three. Get the frequencies. The
Speaker 4: Sky Sorts Select thing is because obviously common games are
Speaker 4: on all nine channels, so well the Olympics, but yeah,
Speaker 4: oh sorry the Olympics. But hey, just with the all blacks,
Speaker 4: our hunch, our agenda hunch. Oh yes, got this, it's
Speaker 4: on there. It's I've gone for a power play. I've
Speaker 4: gone Sevu Reese, severed piece, Mark Tala and Boden Barrett
Speaker 4: to score three plus tries combined.
Speaker 3: Geez.
Speaker 4: So I mean basically, what's the back three to score
Speaker 4: three or more tries at five bucks? So that's sort
Speaker 4: I've laid the agenda bet on for Saturday. Does it
Speaker 4: concern you that will Jordan's on the bench. Do you
Speaker 4: think that one of them may potentially get subbed out
Speaker 4: at some point for him? Yes, I think body Barrett will,
Speaker 4: but that's still say Mark Talia and sev Reese thr
Speaker 4: screw machines.
Speaker 3: Do you think we're gonna you think we're gonna waste Argentina.
Speaker 3: I don't think we're gonna waste them.
Speaker 4: I heard Scott Barrett do an interview and God bless them,
Speaker 4: we'll get that audio where he says against Argentina, it's
Speaker 4: always a ding dong. And then back in my head,
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, yeah, ding dong. So yeah, dog rolls
Speaker 4: picking a ding dong.
Speaker 3: Oh care?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh look they got hammered by fucking a French
Speaker 4: B team recently, so okay, but you never know.
Speaker 3: You didn't even know where the Argentina is.
Speaker 4: If they're in the game in the first thirty minutes,
Speaker 4: forty minutes, watch out. Yeah they did us in christ Church.
Speaker 4: Remember they just held on, held on throughout the game
Speaker 4: and did us.
Speaker 1: I worked in the mainstream sports media at that time,
Speaker 1: and my job had never been easier. When the All
Speaker 1: Backs were losing all those games, I was like, this
Speaker 1: is fucking sweet, open up the line, open up the
Speaker 1: lines and just go hey, all backs, where did we
Speaker 1: go wrong?
Speaker 3: Well, bloody, I think that the problem is the bloody
Speaker 3: that's probably always said buddy coach is too busy break dancing.
Speaker 4: That's what's going to be three busy comes dancing, not
Speaker 4: enough to the defensive technical knowledge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and meanwhile, while all this is going on, the
Speaker 1: National Provincial Championship starts tonight.
Speaker 3: Apparently the NPC year kicks off. I love the NPC,
Speaker 3: I because you go back to your roots, you go,
Speaker 3: I go back to supporting the Mulus. Yea, I don't live.
Speaker 4: There anymore, So I head up to North Harbor Stadium
Speaker 4: and watch a bit of North Harbor only because you
Speaker 4: have a few club players that playing in the team,
Speaker 4: so you've still got that allegiance. Like we go down
Speaker 4: to our club and watching all short play, we see
Speaker 4: a couple of the you know, they see everyone.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 3: It's more.
Speaker 4: It's a bit more sounds that sounds a bit fucking weak.
Speaker 4: It's a bit more real and a bit more you know,
Speaker 4: you know the players. You've got a bit more of
Speaker 4: a connection with the NPC than I think. I believe
Speaker 4: I do with even though I'm full chiefs mana and
Speaker 4: they're pretty much the moon Loos, but.
Speaker 1: That's more franchise rugby than it is like Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I like the Heartland Championship so much is because
Speaker 1: I'm from South Canterbury, so I didn't have a Canterbury
Speaker 1: It's three hours away, so I don't really have a
Speaker 1: connection with them.
Speaker 3: Where is the nearest Heartland team to Auckland is a
Speaker 3: King Country? I don't know. I don't even know whe
Speaker 3: King Country is. Most antiquity south of Hamilton would be
Speaker 3: the Thames Valley swamp foxes.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to think we need to get to
Speaker 4: a South Canterbury game. Going down to South Canterbury's challenging at.
Speaker 3: The moment, so is it what?
Speaker 4: So if we could potentially engineer one in the Upper
Speaker 4: North Island North Island and then we could just get
Speaker 4: a roady together, get a van together of export ultras
Speaker 4: park up.
Speaker 1: The other thing I love about Heartlands talent discrepancy, because
Speaker 1: you'll have guys who in a couple of years could
Speaker 1: be in all black intention verse, like a fifty year
Speaker 1: old sparky dairy farmer, dairy farmer yes, just the talent
Speaker 1: discripancy that you can see and there create some freakish
Speaker 1: tries that you just wouldn't see another another grades also
Speaker 1: horrific and jury risk, which is always good to watch
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: I saw the Auckland team training. It's a dangerously good team.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of Blues.
Speaker 3: Players, Adrian Chodes in there.
Speaker 4: You've got ent on sickness in there, You've got the
Speaker 4: National Bank horse, Zarn Sullivan's and the like.
Speaker 3: It's actually, it's a good team. It is a powerful team. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, MPC across week of God, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: sport on this weekend. Warriors playing on Sunday. Let's take
Speaker 1: one more quick break and we'll come back with yours please.
Speaker 2: Yours please, brought to you by Leader Home.
Speaker 4: Of the.
Speaker 1: Handful of them to get through so far this morning.
Speaker 1: Let's just get straight into the first one. Call it
Speaker 1: yours please.
Speaker 6: That is controversy. There needs to be an investigation. I
Speaker 6: respect you guys for running a multi platform voting system
Speaker 6: like m MP debarkle, but should just stick to one
Speaker 6: one vote, one count because I could go vote three
Speaker 6: times to Jason Gunn and then just fucks it all.
Speaker 5: Up.
Speaker 6: Then you some mupp who votes won one one I
Speaker 6: forget to vote on that, forget to vote on there.
Speaker 6: You know, it's just controversial sort.
Speaker 4: Of out fellas right, ballot stuffing, he's off, he wants
Speaker 4: to stop the count. Yeah, he's alleging we're involved in
Speaker 4: ballot stuffing. Well yeah, look, I mean you can vote
Speaker 4: across multiple platforms. If you're able to do that, if
Speaker 4: you've got those channels, then for it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, and I would say we're very very open
Speaker 1: to you doing that exact thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, there were thousands of votes for all of these lies.
Speaker 1: Like if you think that your three votes are gonna
Speaker 1: are going to swear it, Yeah, we'll go and gohard
Speaker 1: stuff the ballot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go for it. I think they start paying people.
Speaker 3: I think Jason Gunn was paying people. He was very
Speaker 3: an article in the hair pushing it as well. Oh
Speaker 3: really has led it to his younger self and he's
Speaker 3: just pushing the pr out. There was it.
Speaker 1: You know, one day, kid, you're going to be considered
Speaker 1: one of the greatest New Zealanders of all time by
Speaker 1: the alternative commentary collective.
Speaker 3: That was he left that but out.
Speaker 1: Okay, we gloss over that. Yeah, no stuff about one
Speaker 1: hundred percent. Get involved.
Speaker 3: Another caller here, you're Spase, Yeah, fellas me again.
Speaker 6: My quality, uh is this Spook's got the most controversy
Speaker 6: with Darsie with the nose candy, the swimmer retiring and
Speaker 6: then getting kicked out causing a mark, the couple causing
Speaker 6: a muck uh, the gymnasts with the secret only fans
Speaker 6: or whatever, the gymnasts with the parmesan sponsorship. So there's
Speaker 6: plenty of other controversy. You guys figure it out for
Speaker 6: the old ones.
Speaker 4: I my thoughts on it are nothing much happened in
Speaker 4: Tokyo because of COVID. You were allowed supporters, they weren't
Speaker 4: allowed a party in the village, and the one before
Speaker 4: that was in Rio, And I think in terms of
Speaker 4: your TikTokers and your social influences was just in its
Speaker 4: infancy eight years ago.
Speaker 3: In terms of the power of it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So I think this is the first one
Speaker 4: where we're seeing just the total wounding and own goals
Speaker 4: of people like you know, the consequences of that because
Speaker 4: all these people.
Speaker 3: It's always been happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that Australian did was the first Olympian
Speaker 1: to finish his event and go and try and buy cocaine.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And same with the banging, Yeah, and the banging and
Speaker 4: distraction in the village. Do you think that's the first time, But.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I since ancient, since ancient Athens, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what they've been doing.
Speaker 4: And also they didn't naked. And also the reporting of
Speaker 4: it as well, it spreads like wildfire a lot.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, one hundred, but he didn't even mention the
Speaker 1: stuff that's happened, Like on the track, Shelley and Fraser
Speaker 1: Price didn't run one hundred meter final because they didn't
Speaker 1: let her into the warm up track.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was that about? That seemed to just get
Speaker 3: swept under the carpet. So she wasn't staying in the
Speaker 3: Olympic village. Neither was to Carrie Richardson.
Speaker 1: And they had been coming in in their own like
Speaker 1: private taxis or ubers or whatever, and that had been fine,
Speaker 1: and then overnight before their final they changed the rule
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 3: That you had to be on the team bus athlete bus. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but and then they showed up.
Speaker 1: No one told them and so they got stopped at
Speaker 1: the fit at the gate and they had to then
Speaker 1: walk around it took them an hour to walk around.
Speaker 1: By then they couldn't warm up. Shelley and Fraser Price
Speaker 1: is like fuck that I'm not racing, and then Shakari
Speaker 1: Richardson ran silver, so it was like that's some real
Speaker 1: their heads.
Speaker 3: Will roll for that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's and I remember the men's skull final got
Speaker 4: delayed by aaron half because the bus the bus got.
Speaker 1: Stuck the skateboard dudes, bus broke down and they had
Speaker 1: to skateboard to the thing. That's never mind all of
Speaker 1: the athletes who have come down with COLO from swimming
Speaker 1: through a river of shit upstream, you know. And then
Speaker 1: the poor women in their triathlon they came out and
Speaker 1: it was raining on cobblestones and so they were all
Speaker 1: wiped out. Four years of training and all you got
Speaker 1: for your efforts was COLO and you're wiped out in
Speaker 1: a skid that had.
Speaker 3: Nothing to do with you, you know.
Speaker 1: So I do think this has been one of the
Speaker 1: most controversial games from the opening ceremony throughout.
Speaker 4: Yeah and yeah, I think so as well, but only
Speaker 4: purely because the amount of content coming out of its
Speaker 4: next level as well. I think even in the radio days,
Speaker 4: swimming through a river of sht would for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, yeah, I agree. Another caller of yours.
Speaker 7: Boss get a Fellas Andrew from NAP's here. I was
Speaker 7: just listening to your podcast episode where you were talking
Speaker 7: about the right up a drain pipe game. What other
Speaker 7: sports could transfer from Olympic to real life? Obviously as
Speaker 7: you see bank robber for a sport climber. Is there
Speaker 7: anything else or is it just a complete head? See you?
Speaker 3: Well, hunting with the javelin would be good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean if you could spot a twelve pointer
Speaker 4: from sixty meters away, oh my god, and then just
Speaker 4: hurl a jav straight through its neck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty bad ass, I reckon that's probably the next
Speaker 1: step in Tory Peter's career. Go down and find the
Speaker 1: field of the moose and it with a javelin bring
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously any of the rowing is going to
Speaker 1: help if you're actually trying to row out to a
Speaker 1: bigger ship. Yep, that could potentially translate. Short of that,
Speaker 1: I think we've strayed so far from the original a Lobics. Obviously,
Speaker 1: anyone who's a fencer, if they came out here with
Speaker 1: the or the rap. That'd be pretty hard to deal with.
Speaker 3: True, I mean, and pole vaulting.
Speaker 4: If you're looking to scale a wall of a castle
Speaker 4: or something, you could just have up a evold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen the one that they do. Is it
Speaker 1: in the Netherlands where they jump over the canal the canals?
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool with that.
Speaker 3: Actually, we were asking the other day where that sport
Speaker 3: came from. That's probably it, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know that too many of them
Speaker 1: are translatable, to be honest to real life.
Speaker 4: I mean, lot, Maggie, and one hundred meters would be
Speaker 4: good because if you make someone just fucking took.
Speaker 1: Off and then ten seconds later, who are one hundred
Speaker 1: meters a well, yeah, yeah, that would be hard to
Speaker 1: deal with. I saw a man get mugged in Paris once,
Speaker 1: and it was one of the most complex maneuvers I've
Speaker 1: ever seen. He was wearing a backpack over one shoulder
Speaker 1: and there's these two muggers ran from opposite corners, and
Speaker 1: so one of them hit him, took the bag he
Speaker 1: spun around. By the time he realized that his bag
Speaker 1: had been taken, another one had run a cut off
Speaker 1: off the back of him like he was the second
Speaker 1: five running off the first five. Ah, they're both sprinting
Speaker 1: in different directions, ran around different corners. So all the
Speaker 1: guys saw was like, he gets hit, he turns around,
Speaker 1: his bag's gone, and two guys are sprinting in opposite directions.
Speaker 1: Labor and he was just like, well, I'm fucked. He
Speaker 1: didn't love the chasing, He's like he.
Speaker 3: Looked at me. I was like, I can't help you,
Speaker 3: because what are you gonna do chasing around the corner
Speaker 3: and get shived. Yeah? True, So yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: The one hundred meters sprint, maybe the relay as well,
Speaker 1: could be good for mugging, reelap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good. Yea, all right, one more caller here, yours,
Speaker 3: Ye're going to lane.
Speaker 5: Look, I seriously worry for your safety, brother, the snatch
Speaker 5: and the clean and jerk. You're on a hiding to
Speaker 5: nothing here, mate, You're I can't wait to see you know,
Speaker 5: popped elbows, pop shoulders, pulled pek muscles, possibly a blonde
Speaker 5: foodfoo valve.
Speaker 3: But you know, as long as Joe jury and and
Speaker 3: I was recording you, beauty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I look, I thought about this overnight because I'm
Speaker 4: going away on a ski holiday.
Speaker 3: I'm going skiing the week after next week. And after
Speaker 3: the last years.
Speaker 4: Effort when I tore my hands from got banana boated off,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm a bit conscious about getting injured, so
Speaker 4: I think I was thinking about it with the snatch.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to snatch.
Speaker 4: No, that's fucking it's the way off, way beyond my
Speaker 4: technical expertise. So probably too is the clean and jerk.
Speaker 3: I think clean and jerk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to clean jerk, but it's gonna be
Speaker 4: baby steps, Like just give me the bar and I
Speaker 4: let me just practice and get the technique. Oh okay,
Speaker 4: and then maybe put five on each side. Then don't
Speaker 4: just give me seventy kgs in which I will ship myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so baby steps.
Speaker 1: I think I'm thinking about it because that's more opportunity
Speaker 1: for you to familiate yourself as well.
Speaker 4: So we've had a gym offer up there their facilities. Yes,
Speaker 4: and that was quite good, and I mean it came
Speaker 4: with a couple of barbs. I it's emptied through during
Speaker 4: the day so no one will see your humiliation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll take that. I think it was seventy
Speaker 3: seven killers. Then you offered the sixty nine note, which
Speaker 3: was the lowest of the snitch.
Speaker 4: So that was the snatch weight. I think it was
Speaker 4: even lower than it wasn't it to check the tape.
Speaker 4: But yeah, all right, so what you don't want to
Speaker 4: go out there next week?
Speaker 3: I'll do it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll do it, but I'm just don't get me
Speaker 4: the full weight and then go snatch it because like
Speaker 4: I said, I probably will ship myself.
Speaker 3: I think. Well.
Speaker 1: Final step here is if you are a weightlifter of
Speaker 1: any note, or if you're a coach of some sort
Speaker 1: of you you know, competing this kind of thing, if
Speaker 1: you got any expertise, if you come out and coach
Speaker 1: Lane through it, reach out as well.
Speaker 3: We'll film this next week see how we go.
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Speaker 1: TB plus the commentary on tomorrow of the All Blacks
Speaker 1: and the Wars are on Sunday. Myself and Chris Key
Speaker 1: have yet to commentate a win and it's the Dolphins
Speaker 1: and away it is do or die. All of that
Speaker 1: to look forward to this week. ND We'll see you
Speaker 1: later on.
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