WEBVTT - "Koru Lounge Bender With Neil Barnes" 

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<v Speaker 1>Life from the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to

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<v Speaker 1>the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the eighth of October.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 1>We're very lucky to have the coach of the Tartanaki

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<v Speaker 1>Bulls on the podcast. Later on, Barnsey Neil Barnes will

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<v Speaker 1>be joining us fresh off winning the Shield and then

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<v Speaker 1>their flight got canceled. So I want to know how

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<v Speaker 1>exactly their celebrations panned out after winning the Shield and

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<v Speaker 1>then gets getting stuck in the airports.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to get to the bottom of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But before we do, the All Blacks team was named

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday by Razor at two pm.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, I gotta be honest, no surprises. No, that's full

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<v Speaker 4>missionary position from Razer. The two controversial, I didn't say controversial.

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<v Speaker 4>The ones that we discussed the most was the TJ Peinada.

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<v Speaker 4>Is he the future? Should you pick him? And of

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<v Speaker 4>course Sam Kaine, the Cleveland Steamer, and he's picked both

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<v Speaker 4>of them. Yeah, yeah, he's gone full missionary and I

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<v Speaker 4>think as result of he wants results from this tour.

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<v Speaker 4>He needs results, and I think that reflects that in

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<v Speaker 4>the squad that's going And there is absolutely no one

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<v Speaker 4>that's a surprise in there at all. Reuben Love back

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<v Speaker 4>in the squad, that's about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about as surprising as you would. Yeah, when you

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<v Speaker 1>look through the team, there's no one really. Like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>you were saying TJ should never play in the black

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<v Speaker 1>jersey again yesterday you were saying to his contract up,

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<v Speaker 1>but you were saying he probably never should have in

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<v Speaker 1>the first place. But yeah, but yeah, I just think,

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<v Speaker 1>like we were saying yesterday, he's gonna win games, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he needs to take the squad that he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>is going to win him the most games. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like the forward pack is sort of solidifying. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>about what it's going to be going forward.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely. I mean, you've got Patrick Tuopolo too, as you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the experienced campaigner in the air. Because you've got Tupiva

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<v Speaker 4>and Sam Darry it's a locks dog roll. You've got

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<v Speaker 4>the props. That's the same props kind of squad had

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<v Speaker 4>all season. I think that's I think that's us going

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<v Speaker 4>into the World Cup.

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, to Group Lomax, Fletcher Yule, Tossy Of

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<v Speaker 1>and Fussy to Mighty Williams.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think the locks as well. I mean the

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<v Speaker 4>Patrick to a Poloti can can stand one piece for

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<v Speaker 4>a couple more years, and even the loose forwards. Apart

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<v Speaker 4>from Sam Kaine, you know you got was the t

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<v Speaker 4>T side, Teddy Syvia Papoli, Jacobson, Female Caine black Eader.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's all pretty pretty standard. And Wallace Ti.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I saw that there was a quote from

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<v Speaker 1>Sam Kaine saying that this is the most meteoric rise

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<v Speaker 1>he's seen because just a year ago he couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>a start for Counties and then now all of a

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<v Speaker 1>sudden he has looks to have signed up the six Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>And when we were in Amsterdam, we got punished by

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<v Speaker 1>these three Welsh dudes, yes, who came over. They heard

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<v Speaker 1>that we were Kiwis and all they wanted to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to us about was Wallace Tetic.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them was to be fair, this guy was

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<v Speaker 1>buckled and he was you know, when you're so drunk

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<v Speaker 1>that you just get stuck on one thing. No, but

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<v Speaker 1>Wallace t is one of the best players. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>so he's making a name for himself around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, like I said, nothing really to pick over.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Billy Proctor probably no.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean Billy Proctor and Reuben Love about the

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<v Speaker 4>only ones that. But they've always been in the wider

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<v Speaker 4>squad the whole time. So no biggie.

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<v Speaker 1>As says Sam Darry, I'm just trying to think if

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<v Speaker 1>there are any injuries people that have been omitted that we.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say that Stutu and I agree with and I

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<v Speaker 4>often agree with the kid or you any but he's

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<v Speaker 4>come out and said that go overseas, make some money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and I tend to agree he's on the outer. If

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<v Speaker 4>he's not picked for this, then I don't think Robinson's

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<v Speaker 4>going to pick him. So go to France, mat make

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<v Speaker 4>make your millions. You've got an all black you've got

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<v Speaker 4>all black caps under your belt, you get another zero

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<v Speaker 4>on your value.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just go for it. No, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree as well, And I've heard people say this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>may or may not have been Joe Jerry, it's basically

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<v Speaker 1>just dropping lip. If you don't get picked and see

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<v Speaker 1>you go bugger it on going overseas well. Yes, but

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<v Speaker 1>also the only leverage that New Zealand Rugby has over

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<v Speaker 1>these players is the black jersey. Yeah, and so if

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<v Speaker 1>they're saying we're not going to give you the black jersey, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the leverage there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, the negotiations over.

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<v Speaker 4>And you've only got a very limited window. Oh were

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<v Speaker 4>near it? The peaking your powers playing rugby, it's about

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<v Speaker 4>four or five years really, particularly in the forwards and

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<v Speaker 4>loose forwards. So you've got to go make You've got

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<v Speaker 4>to go make your crust somewhere. And if it means overseas,

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<v Speaker 4>and I wouldn't blame him. I wouldn't blame him if

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<v Speaker 4>he goes over and plays in Toulon or Toulouse or

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<v Speaker 4>whatever in France and does well for himself for the

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<v Speaker 4>next four or five years, come back, plays a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of seasons in Japan and then Petsville Counties and makes

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<v Speaker 4>a bajillion dollars go for it.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it'd probably be disappointing to him. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't the first time a player has just been

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<v Speaker 1>stuck behind. You know, some really good players like Wallace

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<v Speaker 1>Steitis comes through. Now he's behind ARTI who you know,

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<v Speaker 1>some would say, is the best, if not one of

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<v Speaker 1>the best players in the world. How many how many

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<v Speaker 1>flankers had to go overseas because of Richard mccaugh, How

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<v Speaker 1>many first fives had to go overseas because of Dan Carter?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean that this happens in professional rugby.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a little bit unfortunate. And he's not far off,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it must be.

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<v Speaker 4>Would have been weird from getting blindsided though, like part intended,

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't. But Satiti literally has come out of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, yep, I'm swearting. Holy shit, who's this guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Hoskin Situtu?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, one super rugby had himself, had himself a

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<v Speaker 1>blinder and and then all of a sudden wasn't picked.

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<v Speaker 1>And to be honest, like it could have been a

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<v Speaker 1>different coach and he could be in there. He could

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<v Speaker 1>be the starting number eight. You know, it's not it's

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<v Speaker 1>not due to a lack of lack of effort. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, go and make your money. Yeah, go make

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<v Speaker 1>you millions. I wouldn't be shocked if he stuck around

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<v Speaker 1>for another year and was like, let's see how we go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I reckon I could make it but would

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<v Speaker 1>you wait around for a whole World Cup cycle?

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<v Speaker 5>Nah?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think when your values at them, when you're at

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<v Speaker 1>the peaky value, Yeah, I agree. The Australians have named

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<v Speaker 1>the rugby lu team as well. Straight off the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the Grand Final, Mitch Barnett was named in the

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<v Speaker 1>Australian team as well. Friend of the show, dear, friend

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<v Speaker 1>of the show. He is one of the many debutantes.

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<v Speaker 1>Has been a bit of an overhauled squad. So Nathan

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<v Speaker 1>Cleary's not in there because he's apparently going to need surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>I was wondering that because I looked at the squad,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Cleary, who's better than him?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Australian skipper, the incumbent skipper, James Tedisco has been dropped

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<v Speaker 1>outright drops so Dylan Edwards is going to be the

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<v Speaker 1>starting fullback. It was the Panthers fullback. And they've also

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<v Speaker 1>dropped both State of Origin captains Jack Travoyevich and Daily

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<v Speaker 1>Cheery Evans.

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<v Speaker 3>Neither of them have made the team.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's interesting because Daily Cheer Evans has been the

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<v Speaker 1>skipper of Australia as well and for the longest time

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<v Speaker 1>he has been like basically of his fit. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to have him in there, So he's gone as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a bit of a shake up for Australian

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<v Speaker 1>rugby league.

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<v Speaker 4>Is this the result of their pants down threshing last

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<v Speaker 4>year at the hands of the Kiwis it could well be?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Melmanning is now in charge of the whole outfit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he's just like, nah, I'm gonna pick the dudes.

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<v Speaker 3>I want maybe the end of it for poor Daily

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<v Speaker 3>Chair Evans about thirty six years old.

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<v Speaker 4>He does, but he does it.

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<v Speaker 3>He ages very well.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like Dan Carter. Yeah, Dan Carter doesn't seem to age.

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<v Speaker 4>It's those dudes who have like an incredible kicking game.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's not like he has to try and step

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<v Speaker 4>dudes all the time.

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>All he does is kick a couple of forty twenties

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<v Speaker 1>in a season, you know, kick at ninety percent conversion rate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and he's alway laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>And just finally before we do get to Neil Bard's

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<v Speaker 1>differend Ellie Williams and the Auckland FC conglomerate, yeah, are

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<v Speaker 1>putting together a bid to revamp Western Springs. What they

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<v Speaker 1>want to do is turn it into the hub of

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<v Speaker 1>football in Auckland. So they want to they would have

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<v Speaker 1>to bin off the motor game's ring. Yeah, that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>the clincher though, Well maybe you could see there's a

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<v Speaker 1>few other places that they're proposing to send that out,

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<v Speaker 1>so like why could I a speedway and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of other different parts there. It would mean the

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<v Speaker 1>revamp there would mean that you can't use it for cricket,

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<v Speaker 1>not that they have forrageous but it would turn it

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<v Speaker 1>into because they want it to be the home of

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<v Speaker 1>football in New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 4>It all say, is the home of the ponsom rugby club.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, So they were proposing to move them out

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<v Speaker 1>to Coxas Bay, which was halfway between my house.

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<v Speaker 3>And the viaduct.

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<v Speaker 4>When we got let out of that lockdown, remember one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and twenty seven day lockdown. We got lead out

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<v Speaker 4>of that. I blacked out and passed out at Cox's Bay. Ah,

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<v Speaker 4>so that's where that is, quite low lying Coxas baye.

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<v Speaker 4>It very polluted little bay there. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>Cox's Bay is big enough to house Ponsomby rugby. It's

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<v Speaker 4>a big rugby club. Is that yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if that's big enough. Anyway, maybe they should put it

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<v Speaker 4>in Ponsonby Vac Park.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, that's exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>That you put it.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, the long short of all of this is

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<v Speaker 3>it could.

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<v Speaker 1>Change the whole stadium debate because if they're putting a

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<v Speaker 1>ball stadium in there, that the part of the proposition

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<v Speaker 1>is that it would house some of the rugby games

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's the same size. Could this be the

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<v Speaker 3>answer to our to our debate?

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<v Speaker 4>I love how it's Ali Williams, Ali Williams. Five years

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<v Speaker 4>ago we were shut up Arli Williams. But he's married

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<v Speaker 4>to a billionaire, yes, and he's gone into business in

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<v Speaker 4>the Aukland f C another billionaire. So that's the only

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<v Speaker 4>people that are actually going to make shit happen because

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<v Speaker 4>we can shout to the clouds as long as the

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<v Speaker 4>day is long to about VIC Park into a test

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<v Speaker 4>cricket ground, but we're never going to do it because

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<v Speaker 4>we've got no cash behind us any cloud.

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<v Speaker 3>As a person, he's a person, we've got nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know as an organization, the a SEC is

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<v Speaker 4>floundery financially. I like as thinking Ali Williams but he's

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<v Speaker 4>just going to come up against some so much bureaucratic

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<v Speaker 4>bullshit with the Council that it'll get the life sucked

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<v Speaker 4>out of it, and like most good ideas, will get

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<v Speaker 4>to a point where he'll go, fuck this. I can't

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<v Speaker 4>be fucking bothered.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the thing that I noticed every time I

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<v Speaker 1>go overseas is how many rules we have here in

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealand for such laid back people.

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<v Speaker 3>We love a rule.

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<v Speaker 4>Because we listen to the minority. We need to get

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<v Speaker 4>I've talked U about this with Jeremy. We need to

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<v Speaker 4>get to a population of about ten million before we

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<v Speaker 4>can tell the minority to shut the fuck up around

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<v Speaker 4>these rules and about what we can and can't do

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<v Speaker 4>or can't say. And they just get too much.

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<v Speaker 1>They get too much sheer voice. Yes, because the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of us don't give a shit. We need someone to

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<v Speaker 1>come up with the rules and someone else do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't really be our on the beach if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't mind. And then the guys who loved it I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do it, and then we just tolerate it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're like, what's the latest one?

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<v Speaker 2>You tell me this morning?

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<v Speaker 3>I told you this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>New World's binning five hundred Milkraft beer cans. They're going

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<v Speaker 1>to sell through this stock and then stop selling them.

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<v Speaker 1>The problematic drinkers in our communities are not drinking five

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<v Speaker 1>hundred mil crafties.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they are about seventeen dollars. That's right for that

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<v Speaker 3>one can. That's right. That is not how you get

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<v Speaker 3>yourself tragically wasted.

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<v Speaker 4>What kind of brainstorm were they in when they said,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the problem. It's the big cans? So no, No,

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<v Speaker 4>I can buy twenty four cans, yes of something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and that's and if I'm looking to get wasted,

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<v Speaker 3>That's how I'm gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But because the five hundred milk can is just the

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<v Speaker 1>perfect midweeker. Yeah, if you're on your way home, you

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<v Speaker 1>can buy a loose five hundred mil crafty. You only

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<v Speaker 1>have to have one of them. Yep, you know you're

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<v Speaker 1>not getting it'll just get you on the level on

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<v Speaker 1>a Wednesday night.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, nice, fealthy, kind of strong, six point seventy perfect

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<v Speaker 4>fit's perfectly into a pint glass.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. You're not sitting around drinking six of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because if you crack two other can, two small cans, you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, well, This was my idea for when and

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<v Speaker 1>I've pitched this to several breweries and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>one five hundred milk cans about seven percent.

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<v Speaker 4>It was called home Wrecker. Yeah, I think I think

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<v Speaker 4>the name was the one that Achilles heel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah it was. But it was like I figured, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a father, but I've been around a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of fathers. In fact, I have one.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, if you're a father, you can't come

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<v Speaker 1>home and be seen to crush six beers on a Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's true, but you can have one. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's true because that the repetitive sound of cans opening, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>and in the windows. Yeah, that triggers. That triggers a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of partners. I mean in the weekend, for example,

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<v Speaker 4>we had quit a big Friday night and then on

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<v Speaker 4>Saturday morning and the head snapped around. But I was

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<v Speaker 4>actually drinking a Vista, so I snapped around. But the

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<v Speaker 4>fact that that triggered a reaction, yeah is saying something.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're right, just one yeah is better than that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I heard on the plane when flying over with

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<v Speaker 4>you and Joe jury behind.

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<v Speaker 6>Me, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Found that you could play blackjack on the back of

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<v Speaker 1>the screens against each other. Yes, and then there were

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<v Speaker 1>all these other people coming in and we were like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>our mission is to run the table against the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the cabin that we're in.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're playing against like four or five other people

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<v Speaker 1>that all of a sudden, a new person we come in,

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<v Speaker 1>and we got to the point where we wiped everyone out.

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<v Speaker 1>We're sitting there so stoked with ourselves, cheersing, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we found out they were actually computer players.

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<v Speaker 3>We weren't barking against the real people. We were like,

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<v Speaker 3>fuck you sixty seven c Yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Were just playing against each other. We'd clean the whole

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<v Speaker 1>a three eighty out of our poker players. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just me and Joe playing against the computer

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<v Speaker 1>for about three hours, crushing the All right, let's take

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<v Speaker 1>a quick break and we come back.

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<v Speaker 3>We got Barnsy from the Tartanaky Bulls.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>All over the weekend. They took the shield off Tasman.

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<v Speaker 1>They now get to lock it away for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the summer, but they still have a job to

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<v Speaker 1>do with the quarterfinals coming up this weekend and joining

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<v Speaker 1>us as the coach of the Tartanaky Bulls barnsy Neil Barnes,

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning mate, how are spirits around the camp this morning?

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<v Speaker 6>I've only seen them for a little bit, they've just

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<v Speaker 6>been over to gym. But it was very broken day yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>Obviously we celebrated pretty hard on Sunday night and their

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<v Speaker 6>travel plans got thrown into bloody disarray because we've got

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<v Speaker 6>halfway home to Wellington now. Flights and New Plymouth got canceled,

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<v Speaker 6>so stuck at Wellington, three different flights to Auckland back

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<v Speaker 6>to Plymouth. The boys can get back of that four

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<v Speaker 6>o'clock yesterday. But mate, they're tired of hangover, so they

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<v Speaker 6>should be. But now it's about getting back up. We've

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<v Speaker 6>got a quarterfinal that we're pretty serious about.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it must be. It must be quite difficult now

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<v Speaker 4>because obviously you've you've got you've got the shield for

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<v Speaker 4>the summer, you've locked it away in the cabinet for

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<v Speaker 4>the summer and now you've got to refocus and move

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<v Speaker 4>into the knockout stages of the NPC.

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<v Speaker 3>Howre you going to how are you going to focus?

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<v Speaker 3>The fellers?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm one of those coach that shoots from the

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<v Speaker 6>hip a little bit off theel. The room. But for me,

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<v Speaker 6>the hardest part is to treat the shield with the

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<v Speaker 6>respect it deserves. With your community as well. Obviously, you

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<v Speaker 6>know they want to celebrate it as well, and it'd

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<v Speaker 6>be nice to get out there amongst the schools and

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<v Speaker 6>that with a shield at the moment. But for me

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<v Speaker 6>in our room today, we've got to you know, celebrate

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<v Speaker 6>what we did because it was a pretty good effort

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<v Speaker 6>and then put it to be other people deal with

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<v Speaker 6>that and get back into what we've set out sights

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<v Speaker 6>on in the quarter final side of things. And we

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<v Speaker 6>know we've got Whyekadow, which like our neighbors, and they're

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<v Speaker 6>a bloody awesome crew and they rested a fair number

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<v Speaker 6>of their players on the weekend and got a few

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<v Speaker 6>all blacks coming in, so they're going to be up

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<v Speaker 6>for it. So it's another mighty challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure, just going back to the shield, weren't

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<v Speaker 1>And so you guys flew from Tasman to Wellington. Then

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<v Speaker 1>what happened The flight got canceled from Wellington.

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<v Speaker 6>But the unfortunate thing is like we couldn't even bloody

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<v Speaker 6>have a beer with the tas And boys after we

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<v Speaker 6>had to get to an airport straight away, and because

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<v Speaker 6>we were supposed to be flying straight back, but then

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<v Speaker 6>we got stuck in Nelson Airport for two and a

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<v Speaker 6>half hours. I got no idea why, but obviously the

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<v Speaker 6>boys went upstairs into the courier of enginemed their fridges

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<v Speaker 6>for them their that alcohol was getting old. They were

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<v Speaker 6>in great space by the time we got to Wellington.

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<v Speaker 6>So I take my head off to our managery at

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<v Speaker 6>a hell of bed or keeping them together. Yeah, then

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<v Speaker 6>we were probably stuck there for another two and a

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<v Speaker 6>half hour, was trying to sort out where the hell

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<v Speaker 6>we were going to sleep to the night and getting

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<v Speaker 6>all our team geared there. So she hasn't mean beer

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<v Speaker 6>and skittles for the management side of it, but the

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<v Speaker 6>players had a ball and so you just.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically just travel throughout the night to get back the

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<v Speaker 3>next morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we traveled to Wellington on the night of the

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<v Speaker 6>game and then had to get accommodation in Wellington for

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<v Speaker 6>the night, and then we had to be flying to

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<v Speaker 6>all come back to New Plymouth, which involved three different flights.

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<v Speaker 6>This guy's hanging around the airports for a whole day,

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, it takes the gloss off things. But man,

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<v Speaker 6>it's just one of those things you need to get

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<v Speaker 6>through it. Like I said before, like the job there

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<v Speaker 6>is to find out what we can learn from it

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<v Speaker 6>that game down there, because it was a pretty special

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<v Speaker 6>day because the log would deserve sath and just refocus.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there a bit of a reception at the airport

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<v Speaker 3>when you finally made it back to the neck.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there was. Actually, I'm so proud of our people.

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<v Speaker 6>They're so supportive. So yeah, the airport was full when

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<v Speaker 6>they got back in. The thing is the public had

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<v Speaker 6>no idea because not did we what time we were

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<v Speaker 6>going to get back. I had to be on an

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<v Speaker 6>earlier flight on my own and got back and there

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<v Speaker 6>were kids in that waiting at the airport then in

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<v Speaker 6>the first part of the day, and I felt so

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<v Speaker 6>bad because I walked in the door and they're like,

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<v Speaker 6>where's the player? You got some ninety year old dinosaur

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<v Speaker 6>in the room. I don't really want to see me.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the state of the shield at the moment?

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<v Speaker 3>I trust it's all in one piece?

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<v Speaker 6>No, absolutely, mate, JJ our young lucid prop got the

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<v Speaker 6>role of looking after it, and he did a grand job. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>the boys obviously enjoyed the night, but you know, We

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<v Speaker 6>had a lot of respect for that trophy, so don't

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<v Speaker 6>worry about that it didn't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh nice, and you've got it. It's a home quarter

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<v Speaker 4>this week in against the Wakato.

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<v Speaker 3>Boys, is that right?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Absolutely? And a lot of them are teammates of

0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:52.800
<v Speaker 6>our guys in Super rugby as well, so we all

0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:55.200
<v Speaker 6>know each other at the bench are involved. But you

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<v Speaker 6>know this is serious shit. Now we're actually playing for

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<v Speaker 6>an opportunity to be in the semi and then the

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<v Speaker 6>opportunity to be in final. That's pretty special. So the

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<v Speaker 6>exciting times I'm wrapped away. The competition's panning out freaking hell.

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<v Speaker 6>There's eight teams there and an idea. Anyone to tell

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<v Speaker 6>me who's going to win any of the quarterfinal games?

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<v Speaker 4>Speak anyway? Is this one of the one of the

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<v Speaker 4>tightest NPC competitions you've seen in a while, because other

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<v Speaker 4>games I've watched have been absolutely cracking.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that too. There's two things in it you can't

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<v Speaker 6>You can't tell before a game who's going to win.

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<v Speaker 6>Anybody can beat anybody, but the quality of the rugby's

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<v Speaker 6>been outstanding. There's a real attacking mindset and NPC at

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<v Speaker 6>the moment which I'm thoroughly enjoying, and so it's entertaining.

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<v Speaker 6>The fact that you don't know who's going to win

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<v Speaker 6>makes it exciting. I just want the competition respected for

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<v Speaker 6>what it is and given the window it needs to have,

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<v Speaker 6>because I felt so bad for Tasman that they had

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<v Speaker 6>to play two shield games in a storm week leading

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<v Speaker 6>into the quarterfinals. And why so we can have a

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<v Speaker 6>game against Japan or have a all back B team

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<v Speaker 6>go and play a game. I mean, get real, Yeah

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<v Speaker 6>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't say, and he's going on Rugby traded as

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<v Speaker 1>an afterthought, but you're right. This should be our premiere

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<v Speaker 1>provincial competition and you know, and leave the franchise stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to the Super Rugby. But I definitely feel like this

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<v Speaker 1>year the regions have been more in behind their teams

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<v Speaker 1>because I think as New Zealanders we feel more affinity

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<v Speaker 1>to our NPC team than we do to our Super

0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:23.399
<v Speaker 1>Rugby team. I don't really know exactly why. But are

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<v Speaker 1>you expecting a sell out this weekend at Yero Stadium.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll be very surprised at the place. Saint Paul. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it's just one of those ones that we only pick

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<v Speaker 6>players from our club competition, and yes I will go

0:19:35.440 --> 0:19:38.359
<v Speaker 6>outside the province if we're seriously short somewhere, but very

0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:40.760
<v Speaker 6>very reluctant to do so. So I just understand what

0:19:40.920 --> 0:19:44.040
<v Speaker 6>NBC is. Therefore, you're there to develop players for the

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<v Speaker 6>professional game and to provide an opportunity for them to

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<v Speaker 6>play at a higher level. So I'm wanting to go

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<v Speaker 6>to the next cab off the rank in regardless of

0:19:51.480 --> 0:19:53.080
<v Speaker 6>who that person is, because I know I've done a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of work with them during the club season and

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<v Speaker 6>trust them. So you can't do that if you've got

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<v Speaker 6>no coaches around during during the club season, because nowadays

0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:04.359
<v Speaker 6>unions can't afford ever coach around. But I'm lucky to

0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:05.800
<v Speaker 6>be in a union that supports that.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice Neil Barnes, I know you've got to You've got

0:20:09.000 --> 0:20:11.159
<v Speaker 4>to got the team gathered there. You're just going to

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<v Speaker 4>go through a bit of a review of the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>But we've got a bit of admission to make in

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<v Speaker 4>the acc studios here, we we have a piece of

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<v Speaker 4>your property. We have your chiefs Rugby Social blazer in

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<v Speaker 4>our studio with your name emblazoned on the inside. Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>we do.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got the Chief Social Committee. It's the black, red

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<v Speaker 3>and gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's the kind of black red and gold stripe

0:20:36.480 --> 0:20:39.520
<v Speaker 4>blazer with the gold buttons and on the inside it

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<v Speaker 4>has Neil Barnes and we're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, how did we?

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<v Speaker 4>How did we?

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<v Speaker 3>How did we get this piece of property?

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<v Speaker 4>And I still actually don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you been looking for it?

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<v Speaker 6>Neil?

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<v Speaker 3>Did they tell you they were giving it to us?

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<v Speaker 6>They were that happy to get rid of me. They've

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<v Speaker 6>just given all my property.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you can blame it on Kent Curry, actually,

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<v Speaker 4>I think he was the one that may have did

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<v Speaker 4>it to us. But I wear it for every Chiefs

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<v Speaker 4>game I commentate, actually, and it really passes off any

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<v Speaker 4>other team we play with that blazer.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Neik, thanks for joining us.

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<v Speaker 4>And for those of you who want to see Barnsey

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<v Speaker 4>at his best, I know you've talked about it before.

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<v Speaker 4>That on Netflix is the six Nation Six Nations full

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<v Speaker 4>content from last year. I know you obviously copped a

0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:24.399
<v Speaker 4>bit of ship for that because you have caught you

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<v Speaker 4>on the hot mic several times coaching Italy and with

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<v Speaker 4>I love it. I think it's great. It's a real

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<v Speaker 4>breath of fresh air when you've got a kiwi because

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<v Speaker 4>you're you're.

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<v Speaker 3>A distinct accent, sticks out like dogs balls. I was like,

0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:39.960
<v Speaker 3>it's a Kiwi. Oh, it's fucking Barnsi.

0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:43.600
<v Speaker 4>It's like Barns again stuck into the Italians. It's great,

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<v Speaker 4>it's great stuff. So congratulation of that. I know you've

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<v Speaker 4>you were, You're quite world famous here for a while,

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<v Speaker 4>probably still are.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just a farmer boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Just one last question before you before we let you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously don't want to look too far down the track,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have got the shield sewing up. Last year

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<v Speaker 1>South Canterbury won Heartland and they weren't able to get

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<v Speaker 1>up to Hawk's beta challenge for the shield. If they're

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<v Speaker 1>in a similar situation at the end of this year,

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<v Speaker 1>do you reckon you'll you'll maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Meet them halfway so that the Heartland can challenge for

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<v Speaker 3>the shield.

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<v Speaker 6>If they're willing to fill my fridge, anything's possible.

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<v Speaker 3>We can help you with that.

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<v Speaker 4>Where we can help.

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<v Speaker 1>Exports sponsor that. I think between the three of us

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<v Speaker 1>we can probably figure something out.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you, curry out of that fridge.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much for your time this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Go well this weekend against wait Ketto and I'm sure

0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:40.280
<v Speaker 1>all the listeners here will be watching along this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, go well, thanks very much for your time, Matte.

0:22:44.320 --> 0:22:45.840
<v Speaker 6>Good luck on the problem fellows. Go well.

0:22:49.359 --> 0:22:54.119
<v Speaker 1>I was always good to have the reigning defending shield

0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:56.440
<v Speaker 1>holder on. Barnes is such a great news yander.

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<v Speaker 4>God, he's a great New Zealander, just so also so

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<v Speaker 4>honest about the fact that he's got a to the

0:23:01.000 --> 0:23:03.520
<v Speaker 4>mildly hungover that he's got to refocus into a quarter

0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:04.439
<v Speaker 4>final this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I said before we went on here, I

0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:11.200
<v Speaker 1>said to him pretty relaxed reviews today, wouldn't it, because

0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:14.160
<v Speaker 1>you reckon, We've got alf the class are still hungover

0:23:14.560 --> 0:23:16.800
<v Speaker 1>from Sunday and we've got a quarter final coming up

0:23:16.800 --> 0:23:19.399
<v Speaker 1>this weekend. Oh yeah, true, it's five days away. I

0:23:19.520 --> 0:23:24.600
<v Speaker 1>know what day is today, Tuesday. Yeah, And as we said,

0:23:24.760 --> 0:23:26.800
<v Speaker 1>massive slate of games this weekend. I mean she's quite

0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:30.639
<v Speaker 1>looking forward to that. We are selling the ute. If

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't heard already, Auto Trader want you to tell

0:23:32.840 --> 0:23:35.040
<v Speaker 1>New Zealand about your car. The US has to help

0:23:35.080 --> 0:23:37.840
<v Speaker 1>them and so we are taking the lead. We're selling

0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:41.560
<v Speaker 1>our ute. It is a nineteen ninety eight Ford Falcon Ute.

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<v Speaker 4>YEP.

0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:46.399
<v Speaker 3>It is a straight six engine which is humming at

0:23:46.440 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 3>the moment when you.

0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:51.439
<v Speaker 4>Put your foot down. Just the rumble that comes out us.

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<v Speaker 4>It's heartwarming.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a head turner. It's a big bet of equipment,

0:23:55.119 --> 0:23:57.800
<v Speaker 1>bench seat across the front which we've just had redone. Yep,

0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:00.680
<v Speaker 1>she's she's a different color. There'll be video out to

0:24:00.720 --> 0:24:03.800
<v Speaker 1>explain all of the things that we've done to soup

0:24:03.880 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 1>it up. One thing I would mention, and you know,

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I think it's important to be transparent when you're selling

0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:09.520
<v Speaker 1>your car.

0:24:10.480 --> 0:24:13.880
<v Speaker 3>The tray does smell like Sultan vinegar.

0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:16.480
<v Speaker 4>Which is better than dog shit or cat person.

0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:19.159
<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's right. It's not a bad smell. And the

0:24:19.240 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 3>tray is quite good.

0:24:20.880 --> 0:24:22.960
<v Speaker 4>If you're a builder, or you're in any sort of

0:24:23.040 --> 0:24:25.480
<v Speaker 4>trade and you've got expensive equipment. It has a lockable

0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:28.920
<v Speaker 4>tray slides out and you can put stuff here. If

0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:31.560
<v Speaker 4>you're looking to shift anything big, it's useless for that.

0:24:32.640 --> 0:24:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Although there is across the top of the trade is

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of plywood, so you can put something on

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<v Speaker 1>top of that and struck them down.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what it's perfect for is you.

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Back that thing up at the local rugby league grounds

0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:46.080
<v Speaker 1>and watch the pantsman play league and you sit on

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 1>the tray.

0:24:47.080 --> 0:24:47.920
<v Speaker 4>It's perfect for that.

0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:50.920
<v Speaker 1>You fill the little slide out draw with beers and

0:24:51.000 --> 0:24:52.840
<v Speaker 1>you just slide it out, grab yourself a beer, slide

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:55.879
<v Speaker 1>it back and it is a really impressive piece of

0:24:55.960 --> 0:24:58.240
<v Speaker 1>kit and we are selling it all thanks to the

0:24:58.680 --> 0:25:02.639
<v Speaker 1>Great New Zealanders Auto Trader. We all the proceeds are

0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:04.600
<v Speaker 1>going to go to the Great New Zealand Is at November.

0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:07.920
<v Speaker 1>So they're saying it's one of the great own goals

0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:09.640
<v Speaker 1>of all time because I drive that thing to work

0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:10.120
<v Speaker 1>most days.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, it is a little bit, but we're working

0:25:12.520 --> 0:25:15.719
<v Speaker 4>on a replacement. Any vehicle sponsors out there who want

0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:17.960
<v Speaker 4>us to jump on board, yeah, let us know.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's an opportunity for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But to make sure that it's got the best chance

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:23.520
<v Speaker 1>to sell, we've gotten a rewrapped and gloss black. The

0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:26.800
<v Speaker 1>seats rearpolsed. As I said, it is delightful, great for

0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 1>the posture as well on the bench seat and we

0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:31.040
<v Speaker 1>made a shine with a proper clean It looks like

0:25:31.119 --> 0:25:34.560
<v Speaker 1>a completely different ute than the one that we initially

0:25:34.640 --> 0:25:37.520
<v Speaker 1>bought for a dollar. Look out for our Ford Falcon

0:25:37.760 --> 0:25:40.280
<v Speaker 1>this November on Auto Trader and of course Tell New

0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Zealand about your car.

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<v Speaker 3>Another thing we need to tell New Zealand about is

0:25:44.160 --> 0:25:44.840
<v Speaker 3>the book is out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, the ACC ten Year Sports Almanac Book, hardcover book

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<v Speaker 4>is out today, available today. We went out and signed

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<v Speaker 4>three hundred copies yesterday, my god, out at Mighty Ape.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got a touch on that actually, and the CEO

0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:02.760
<v Speaker 4>of Mighty Ape game you are whipping on the table

0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:04.640
<v Speaker 4>tennis table beforehand.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we had to sign three hundred books. And

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:09.440
<v Speaker 1>that's when I became aware that I actually don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a signature.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I also was signing at G lane, which is

0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:15.800
<v Speaker 4>not my normal signature, and I occasionally got the yips

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 4>and signed half my proper one half because my probably

0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 4>name is James Michael Lane. Yes, so my signature is

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:25.000
<v Speaker 4>James Lane. But you can't so I put G lane.

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<v Speaker 4>But then halfway through I get the yips on the

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<v Speaker 4>G and the alans. Couple of them are a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of them are not tidy.

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<v Speaker 1>For anyone out there has not written their signature three

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>hundred consecutive times.

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<v Speaker 4>Boy, do you get the yips? I was slicing them,

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:39.680
<v Speaker 4>hogging them. I chunked a couple of them well, and

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:42.280
<v Speaker 4>I made I made the stupid decision to do a

0:26:42.320 --> 0:26:44.120
<v Speaker 4>gag at the start and drew a cock on balls

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:46.440
<v Speaker 4>on every signature. Yea, and I had to commit to

0:26:46.520 --> 0:26:50.960
<v Speaker 4>the gag, so I drew three hundred cocks on the

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<v Speaker 4>six hundred balls. Six hundred balls.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

0:26:56.080 --> 0:26:57.720
<v Speaker 4>But you can get those signed copies if you go

0:26:57.760 --> 0:27:02.280
<v Speaker 4>to Mighty Ape, search acc Almanac or Alternative up and

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.640
<v Speaker 4>the book will come up, and it's on a special,

0:27:05.480 --> 0:27:07.560
<v Speaker 4>a launch special at City five ninety nine, which is

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:08.200
<v Speaker 4>fucking cheap.

0:27:08.240 --> 0:27:10.320
<v Speaker 3>Look it's a big book. Yeah, it's a big hard

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:11.280
<v Speaker 3>cover book.

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 4>And I and you'll and you'll probably get a signed

0:27:14.600 --> 0:27:16.199
<v Speaker 4>copy because I've got three hundred of them that they

0:27:16.480 --> 0:27:19.160
<v Speaker 4>so the next three hundred they sell on there, you'll

0:27:19.160 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 4>get that. But you can get it from any good bookstores,

0:27:21.000 --> 0:27:23.280
<v Speaker 4>wet calls, paper plus anywhere.

0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:26.600
<v Speaker 1>And about five of those pre orders have Lane's actual

0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:28.520
<v Speaker 1>signature on it. So if you wanted to forge it

0:27:28.600 --> 0:27:31.640
<v Speaker 1>for anything totally is, you've got a five and three

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:35.879
<v Speaker 1>hundred chance of getting that. I was wondering if the

0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 1>ones that we signed would be half priced because we've yeah,

0:27:38.640 --> 0:27:39.879
<v Speaker 1>significantly devalued.

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:42.520
<v Speaker 4>I think so, yeah, I mean that probably kind of

0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:44.920
<v Speaker 4>kind of white out ours and leave Jeremy Wells is

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:46.760
<v Speaker 4>in there. Yeah, that's probably the most valuable one.

0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 1>I would say thirty five bucks. I reckon forty is

0:27:49.600 --> 0:27:52.200
<v Speaker 1>about the sweet spot for a Christmas present. Yeah, you know,

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:54.160
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want to spend you know, you can't put

0:27:54.200 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 1>a price on love, but if you had to be

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:56.760
<v Speaker 1>about forty bucks.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a great gift for the hard to buy

0:27:59.320 --> 0:28:02.000
<v Speaker 4>for because any any kind of dude over the age

0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:04.920
<v Speaker 4>of kind of thirty thirty five, it's quite hard to

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:07.119
<v Speaker 4>think what to buy them, because they by themselves here

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:09.360
<v Speaker 4>yeah I think they want yeah, and it's like a fuck,

0:28:09.400 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 4>whatld I get them?

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:10.240
<v Speaker 5>You know?

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 4>And usually you default into some sort of voucher, rebel

0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:17.160
<v Speaker 4>sport voucher, or some sort of west Fields, yeah, west

0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 4>Fields or something. But this is perfect. It's got all

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:24.160
<v Speaker 4>of our west stories, our best stories, oral histories, heaps

0:28:24.200 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 4>of pictures.

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:26.639
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. You peir that up with a

0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:30.680
<v Speaker 1>twelve pack of export Ultra, wrap that up. That's Christmas sorted.

0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:31.720
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely.

0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 3>Because either the.

0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:36.639
<v Speaker 1>Men in your life or woman knows and likes the

0:28:36.720 --> 0:28:39.960
<v Speaker 1>alternative commentary collective, or they know and hate the alternative

0:28:40.000 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 1>comment at which point it's a gag gift.

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:42.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 3>They love these guys for fuck that. So yeah, that's

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:50.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying right now, right now, go and get it. Yeah,

0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:51.680
<v Speaker 3>turn this podcast off and go and get it, and

0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:53.120
<v Speaker 3>then come back and listen.

0:28:53.000 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 2>To yours please, yours please, brought you by Leader of

0:28:59.560 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 2>the List.

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:03.920
<v Speaker 3>On a couple to get through today. First call here,

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 3>yours please.

0:29:06.000 --> 0:29:08.000
<v Speaker 6>I just wanted to say it hasn't gone unnoticed that

0:29:08.200 --> 0:29:10.080
<v Speaker 6>Lane has managed to shirk all of us.

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:14.400
<v Speaker 4>Scoorehol those possibilities, gets back from Europe and suddenly he goes.

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh, you know what, actually I need to help out

0:29:16.520 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 3>on the morning show. I need to go and fill

0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:18.800
<v Speaker 3>in for them.

0:29:19.000 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 5>I'm just going to be gone for the next couple

0:29:20.920 --> 0:29:22.360
<v Speaker 5>of days in the morning, so you can drop the

0:29:22.440 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 5>kids off to where they're gone.

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:24.360
<v Speaker 6>I'm bidding it's home and.

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:25.040
<v Speaker 4>The house is empty.

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 6>Heads to himself. Did this well well played?

0:29:28.040 --> 0:29:31.720
<v Speaker 4>Mate? Okay, it's definitely gone noticed. I'll tell you that.

0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:35.560
<v Speaker 4>I just you know, we peek behind the curtains. It's

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:39.760
<v Speaker 4>definitely gone noticed. Has been noted. It has been noted. Okay,

0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:42.320
<v Speaker 4>so I have not got away with this. That's not

0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:44.280
<v Speaker 4>like some sort of perfect crime.

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because obviously the drop off you're doing breakfast at

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:52.600
<v Speaker 1>the moment with Jerry on Hidaky. The drop off, yeah,

0:29:52.640 --> 0:29:54.240
<v Speaker 1>that is out of the question. There's no drop off,

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 1>but there's a pickup. There's a pickup every afternoon. Oh yeah,

0:29:58.440 --> 0:30:02.120
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, No, no, which is more punishing the morning

0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:03.680
<v Speaker 1>drop off or the afternoon pick up.

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<v Speaker 4>I prefer the pick up, actually, yeah, because the drop

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<v Speaker 4>off involves you've got to make all the lunches. So

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<v Speaker 4>it's three lunches, you've got to make, get them dressed,

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<v Speaker 4>breakfast dressed, T give you got your books. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>all that ship sounds and in summer comps you got

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<v Speaker 4>your sunscreen on your Yeah, all that ship. But the

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<v Speaker 4>pick up is like yo, getting the fucking car. He's

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<v Speaker 4>a cookie years yeah yeah, but yeah, at least what

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<v Speaker 4>the drop off.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a finish line, you know, this is true,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gone, yeah, whereas the pickup could often start.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, yeah, I I can do both, but I

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<v Speaker 4>do the pick up for the pick up. And look,

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<v Speaker 4>this may shock you to the core, Yes, but I

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<v Speaker 4>make the lunches every morning.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I know you have told me this. It's my

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<v Speaker 3>Olympic sports.

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<v Speaker 1>It was your ringing endorsement for suit or if you

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<v Speaker 1>dream when you were sick, I made all of the

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<v Speaker 1>kids lunches. You made scones, muffinedokies, cookies.

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<v Speaker 4>I was high as a kite.

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<v Speaker 3>I was so hyper. God bless and bringing back for dream,

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<v Speaker 3>God bless?

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<v Speaker 4>What's Seymour? And how that would help me? Like a

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<v Speaker 4>ton of back. That helped me at one hundred miles

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<v Speaker 4>an hour? That pseudo.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh mate, it saved my ears when we're in the overseas,

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<v Speaker 1>when I got the bender flu after October fish.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you've got the October fist packs. Remember he was

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<v Speaker 4>selling fist packs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that had sudo for drin,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it. But yeah, that saved me. So yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it hasn't gone unnoticed at or it has gone very notice.

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<v Speaker 1>One more caller here, you're speeze.

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<v Speaker 3>A few follows.

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<v Speaker 5>Know that Southby's facing the knack Neck. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 5>start fundraising now? The Knacknack's got a good port. South

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<v Speaker 5>Canterburys must be close to the water somewhere, can get

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<v Speaker 5>a boat.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think about the navy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's not a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Get a fairy leaving from Caroline Bay, Caroline Bay up

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<v Speaker 4>to the port of Tartanaki.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, A great we put down there in South Canterbury,

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of the port loop no and dogging spot down there,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know something for everyone down there. The problem

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<v Speaker 1>you'd have to do is that Tartanuki is on the

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<v Speaker 1>west coast. South Canerby is on the east coast, so

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to cross the straight yeah, in some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of rackety old fer It's a dodgy stretch of

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<v Speaker 1>water too.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Rough, it's a nice idea, but I think probably.

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<v Speaker 4>The flight from what christ Church to this christ.

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<v Speaker 1>Church tomorrow to Wellington you can do. Yeah, okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>have to if you want to go to but if

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<v Speaker 1>they bust.

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<v Speaker 4>A christ Chitch, I could just do christ Church to

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<v Speaker 4>Tartanaki direct.

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<v Speaker 3>I think so. But I think that's worth a trip.

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<v Speaker 4>I love Tanaki. Yeah, you get down there for a

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<v Speaker 4>weekend and we could probably commentate that game, isn't she.

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<v Speaker 1>The only the only problem is this is an early crow.

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<v Speaker 1>This if ever there's a jinks that I've heard of,

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<v Speaker 1>it is starting to plan the trip.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, they haven't wony, they haven't won, and they

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<v Speaker 4>went close against West coast.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was forty three thirty eight on the weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't want to get too ahead of yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>but we did. Like Barnesy said, if we fill their fridge,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll come and meet South Canbrian Wellington.

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<v Speaker 4>What's halfway Wellington?

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<v Speaker 1>I think Wellington only because the straight crossing is the yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and although is it a shield challenge if Tartanuki aren't

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<v Speaker 1>in Tartanuki.

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<v Speaker 3>Well they can.

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<v Speaker 4>They can decide that you can take the shield on tour.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's their call. I think Wellington Caketon fill that

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<v Speaker 1>thing out easily. Fillers fridge. Oh yeah, well this this

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<v Speaker 1>is the thing we've been saying. We can't do much.

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<v Speaker 1>What we can do is provide beer, a lot of beer.

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<v Speaker 1>And so if we fill Neil barnes fridge, he'll meet

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<v Speaker 1>South Canabriyan Wellington. We'll have the the Shield Challenge there

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<v Speaker 1>and then for the first time in a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>the Shield will be in the Heartland Championship for at

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<v Speaker 1>least a year, which would be wild.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, that'll do it for today. We'll not sing

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<v Speaker 3>on the head. We'll be back tomorrow for a Wednesday

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<v Speaker 3>edition of the Gender Podcast.

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