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Speaker 1: From the Zidim podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 1: Now, I just want to show it. I've got some

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Speaker 1: absolute excellent service yesterday at the hardware store, okay, and

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Speaker 1: it was like it was like watching a master class

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Speaker 1: of a man that's obviously done this for a very

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Speaker 1: long time in debt with many a woman who is

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Speaker 1: newly single and has convinced herself that she can do

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Speaker 1: it all. Because I went into the hardware store yesterday

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Speaker 1: and I'm sort of like a lost lamb, you know,

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Speaker 1: very wide eyed man ye clearly looking for something, but

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Speaker 1: she doesn't know where she is. Stumbled into an aisle,

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Speaker 1: I found something I needed. At the end, the guy

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Speaker 1: said to me, you all right, and I said no,

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Speaker 1: and I told him what I needed and I described

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Speaker 1: it as Hi, I'm trying to put a thing on

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Speaker 1: the end of my drill that the powered one, and

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Speaker 1: I bought the thing that has the you slide the

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Speaker 1: thing onto the bit. So I bought the thing that

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Speaker 1: slides on with the bit. And then the bit bit

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Speaker 1: is not fitting into the neck hole of the drill

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Speaker 1: bit that I have, and I feel like I'm missing

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Speaker 1: a bit. And he goes, Okay, can you head over

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Speaker 1: there and go to this aisle and look for a

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Speaker 1: guy with slipped back here? Said say no, he said,

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Speaker 1: he's your guy. Walk over and I see it and

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Speaker 1: you know what his here?

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Speaker 2: Slip back, slip back.

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Speaker 1: I said, this with a gel you think, or just

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Speaker 1: a wet comb. It feels a witcomb. Older gentleman, okay.

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Speaker 1: And I say to him as well, Hey, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to do this, and I bought the bit and it's

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Speaker 1: like a neck bit thing that slides onto a bit yep.

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Speaker 1: And I said, I've got the drill, but when I

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Speaker 1: open the neck bit, the hole's too tight for the

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Speaker 1: bit and it won't go in. What am I doing

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Speaker 1: wrong here? And the guy goes, oh, yeah, so you're

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Speaker 1: trying to cut a hole and you've got a man draw,

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Speaker 1: but you've got the neck hot, which we probably got

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Speaker 1: a ten millimeter thing. I was like, oh, and he

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Speaker 1: just like boy, translates my girl thing into I think

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Speaker 1: we should gender that well. I mean, on a on

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Speaker 1: a surface level, very much. I was a lost girl

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Speaker 1: needing the help of a man who was trying to

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Speaker 1: pretend like she didn't need no man because I'm going

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Speaker 1: to cut this whole my sound. Yeah, but he did.

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Speaker 1: You're right. He basically translated it from I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to do anything to exactly what I needed. And

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Speaker 1: it was like a masterclass, Like how did he even know?

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Speaker 1: And then when I told him, he was like it

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Speaker 1: should fit in the and he said the proper to

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Speaker 1: him and I said no, and he goes, can I

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Speaker 1: ask if the make is a this? And then and

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Speaker 1: he said the make and I said, he said, he goes,

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Speaker 1: here's what the problem is. You've got a ten milimeter

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Speaker 1: thing rather than a twelve milimeter thing. And he just

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Speaker 1: knew exactly what to do. That's hot. It was so hot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to fuck this whole guy, like

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Speaker 1: do you know, I mean, like afterwards, I was immediately

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Speaker 1: like daddy, do you know what I mean? Like it

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Speaker 1: really like it was okay.

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Speaker 2: Energy you were going to be If you're going to

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Speaker 2: bang in a hard where stollor where would you do it?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, rugs, rugs between the rugs and between the

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Speaker 2: hanging rugs to the toilets. But then the problem with

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Speaker 2: the toilets and hard whistles is all the traders.

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Speaker 1: You're not leading to the display toilets.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna go to the actual toilet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cheating.

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Speaker 2: You're allow to go in there.

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Speaker 1: Somewhere in the hard plants. Landscaping. Yeah, busy, busy, and

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Speaker 1: you get many places. I'd bang in the sheds and.

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Speaker 2: The display ship, the garden sheds there, display door banging

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Speaker 2: there there you go yeah yeah, yeah, all the furniture.

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Speaker 1: No, it's always in the middle. Yeah, see your bane

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Speaker 1: because you kind of want to do it a little

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Speaker 1: bit discrete that or I'd bang in the cupboards.

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Speaker 2: I would actually wait until the staff member walked away

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Speaker 2: and I get that little elevator ladder thing. They've got

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Speaker 2: to take it right up, take it up, top off

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Speaker 2: and get up on the top sholf. Know what. You'd

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Speaker 2: put the barriers up at the end of the aisles,

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Speaker 2: because you know, when they're up on that thing, you're

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Speaker 2: not aladd in the aisle, the.

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Speaker 1: Up and the bang on the scissor, the scissor on

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Speaker 1: the scissor, you know what I mean. Unfortunately, No, I

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Speaker 1: mean you can still scissor. There's just stuff in the way.

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Speaker 2: I think they call that frottaging. It is.

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Speaker 1: It's heavy frottages, heavy heterosexual scissoring. Anyway, I'm men shout

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Speaker 1: out to this guy who honestly just took zero.

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Speaker 2: Make your whole? Did you count your whole?

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Speaker 1: No, I've got an su But I've fixed the issue

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Speaker 1: because of what he has, the information he provided us. Right,

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Speaker 1: that's great, And now I've learned. And next time I

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Speaker 1: go and I won't look so lost, and I'll be

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Speaker 1: upstairs frottaging. It's a stranger