1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Fleaswood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 2: every day. 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of pond. Now. 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 3: Recently it was my daughter's cross country day. This is 6 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 3: a nice way to tell us a funny story but 7 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 3: also brag that they both came second in the year. 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 4: That's pretty good. 9 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 2: Same race or differently, No, different races, different years. 10 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 1: How many? 11 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 2: Because I just thinking back to primary school, it seemed 12 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 2: like it was I don't know, four hundred kilometers how many? 13 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,479 Speaker 1: Ah, how long is the actual race? I don't know. 14 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: A couple of k's maybe. 15 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I always felt forever we went across country, we 16 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 3: went through pads and stuff. 17 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, they just. 18 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 3: Ran around the local domain. I had to sue calling 19 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 3: it a cross country No, that's a park job. I 20 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 3: should call it the annual school park job. 21 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:53,559 Speaker 4: We were in eastpot We used to run up the 22 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,720 Speaker 4: bush like the bat Bush track, like Butterfly Creek and stuff. 23 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: We went full right. 24 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 2: Sometimes with Pa would have to run around Pooky Cutter 25 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 2: Park and you plumber. But that's that's got so many 26 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,959 Speaker 2: entrances that you could just cut right through and go 27 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,119 Speaker 2: straight back to school. Stump of the dairy. Yeah, get 28 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 2: some Yeah, look. 29 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: At the ducks. 30 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 3: Cute. Well that was what I was very much that 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,039 Speaker 3: just keep running, don't stop. You've said it to them before. 32 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 3: I've watched enough years to note you don't need to 33 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 3: sprint to win, you just need to not stop running. 34 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 3: It's a turtle in the hair. Yeah, classic turtle in 35 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 3: the hair story. Yeah, that's that, right, is it? 36 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 4: Tortoise, tortoise in the hair. 37 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,000 Speaker 1: Tortoise in the rabbit and the turtle. 38 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 4: It's the tortoise, tortoise in the hair. 39 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: No, the turtle. 40 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a here. 41 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a here. 42 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 4: Yeah where it's not gonna be the rabbit in the here. 43 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: Those sort of variants of the same creature. So they 44 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: both come second. 45 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 3: But then initially Indy thought she had come third because 46 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 3: she was told she'd come third. Oh yeah, I thought 47 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 3: it was a second. But they're telling me third and 48 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 3: so sore loser. Then we were like, she can't take bad. 49 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:03,720 Speaker 4: Sick. 50 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 3: So then we're like, sweet, go back to school. They 51 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,519 Speaker 3: spend the last half of the day school, go pick 52 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 3: her up. She's like, I actually came sick, and I 53 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 3: was like, so what happened? And so the curl course 54 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 3: because I said, park jog, Oh there's been a doping elimination. 55 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, that's right. Yeah, Year in the bush, Yeah, 56 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: year eight. 57 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 5: Juicy, that juicy doing cross country. So I kind of 58 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 5: wove around on itself, this path and the track they ran, 59 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 5: and at one stage it kind of came close to 60 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,200 Speaker 5: the finish line and then went way away again. 61 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 3: Right. It turns out the girl that the teachers were 62 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 3: like wow, she came first, was coming dead last and 63 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 3: just got to that point was like, I don't see 64 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 3: the point of running all that way. I'm just going 65 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 3: to cut across. Sure, cut and she sure kind of 66 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:50,639 Speaker 3: short bigger, pardon do you cut it? And ran through 67 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 3: the finish line and the teachers are like wow first 68 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 3: and then apparent of this girl didn't know how to 69 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 3: tell them. She was just like, no, I had enough. 70 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 3: So she's like yeah, she. 71 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: Was getting the adulation and she's like she get exposed. 72 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: She loved it. 73 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 5: Well. 74 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,960 Speaker 3: Later on someone said, oh, but she can't come first 75 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 3: because she just kind of gave up and cut across. 76 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: They were all late. Yeah, so what was she disqualified? Yeah, 77 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: she fucking cheated. 78 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 3: She literally cut out like two thirds of the cross country. 79 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: You can't be mean to kids anymore. I'm surprised they 80 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 1: didn't just ingenuity. Yeah, I think. 81 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 4: I might have done something like this as a kid. 82 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 4: I have a vague memory of doing a triathlon. You'd 83 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 4: swim at the pole and run, or maybe it was 84 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 4: just a bike race, but I remember being on my 85 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 4: purple bike from the warehouse and I remem becoming third 86 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 4: in the bike part of this thing, right, and me 87 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 4: being like, how did that happen? And then people talking 88 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,880 Speaker 4: about it later about this bit that I definitely hadn't done. 89 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 4: And I feel because a bike around eat One because 90 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 4: was just like a small little town, and I remember 91 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 4: being like, I don't think I did all of that, 92 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 4: but I just think I didn't mention it. 93 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 3: Where it looped around on itself in like a figure 94 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 3: eight you were, I see them going that way, so 95 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 3: tear drop at the bottom. 96 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 1: Of the ages. 97 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so something like that, And a memory 98 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 4: of being like and I think I just like never 99 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 4: told anyone that I didn't pass Jamie's dad, who was 100 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 4: at the point that turned you around or something I 101 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 4: didn't see Colin. 102 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: I guess when you're going this fast, you don't see everything. 103 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 3: You know. 104 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 1: I was just got my blankets on and concentrating what. 105 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:23,919 Speaker 4: Does she win for coming second? 106 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 3: Well, both for girls, I don't and then they get 107 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,359 Speaker 3: to get They was talking about going to zones, but 108 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,719 Speaker 3: then they were both like, we don't want to do that. 109 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 3: I was like your zhone. That's where you go to 110 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 3: race against. You know, when you're at My primary school 111 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 3: was small. If you were good at something in my 112 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,320 Speaker 3: primary school, you'd be like, maybe I'm the best in 113 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 3: the world of this yea seven kids I compete against, 114 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 3: Maybe I'm the best. And then you go to like 115 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 3: mal which was very small, like regionals, and you just 116 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 3: get fucking placid. 117 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: It was so bad for yourself, as. 118 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 3: Seem because when you believed you could have been the 119 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 3: best in the world, you're a cloud night when you 120 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 3: found out you weren't even like in the top fifty 121 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 3: in Marinsville kicking the balls. Yeah, so I don't go 122 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 3: absolutely fine, don't. 123 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,280 Speaker 1: Ride the high yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 124 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 4: I will be proud of them. Pass on our congratulations. 125 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: Thank you fletch. 126 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 4: Would you let me to pass on? I sit on 127 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 4: behalf of it. 128 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: It doesn't't matter, does it. 129 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 4: No, they will keep us on this CV until they 130 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 4: are into the workforce. 131 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 2: And there at least twenty two second Primary school cross country. 132 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,719 Speaker 4: Cross country came second, actually was announced as third. But 133 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 4: what happened was this girl cheated to just cheat it 134 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 4: cheater and a doping scandal way back in the day. 135 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 3: I mean, shears the Lance Armstrong of this. They will, 136 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 3: you know howld her up as some sort of hero 137 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,160 Speaker 3: and it terms out she just didn't do most of 138 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:38,560 Speaker 3: the track.