WEBVTT - "The Keyzie/Can Cone Curse"

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<v Speaker 1>Live for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to

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<v Speaker 1>you by Export Ultra the Bear for here. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the twenty second of July.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 2>brought to you by an Export a Vulture.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Lane out of Witness Protection.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, look, I tell you what. Witness protection is great.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't have to have your kids with you, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be it would be like a holiday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they make you go with your kids and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got your kids there the whole time and they're

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<v Speaker 1>just nagging you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's for their own safety. Yeah, that down there as well.

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<v Speaker 4>But how was it?

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<v Speaker 3>How was your week?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah it was good.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't too bad at all in roads there. Yeah wet, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was wet around every I think. But yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>disappointing when you're on holiday.

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<v Speaker 4>And there's so many appearents that are just like rejoicing

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<v Speaker 4>to Jesus this morning that their kids are going back

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<v Speaker 4>to school.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So, yeah, they did it tough that second week in

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<v Speaker 4>the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly reckon that parental leave should be enforced for

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<v Speaker 1>all school holidays. It's ridiculous that we make parents still

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<v Speaker 1>stick like have to try and juggle work, but then

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<v Speaker 1>all the kids are sped out into the ye wide world. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, admittedly, one of my children ended

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<v Speaker 1>up on the Locals Facebook page from making a disturbance

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<v Speaker 1>in the library. Oh and I was like, okay, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I can take that. He's not you know, selling drugs

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<v Speaker 1>or stealing cars. He's making a disturbance in the library. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's way down the list of like Code Brown at

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<v Speaker 1>the poles, you know, doing drugs stuff and paint whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>But he's at the library. Disturbance of the library.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he got a few Karens after apparently they're rude

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<v Speaker 1>to the librarian, but he reckons the couple of Karens

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<v Speaker 1>and they started filming them and following them around the library,

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<v Speaker 1>following the kids around. It was weird, But anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the rules are around following them around

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<v Speaker 1>filming them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what happens when Yeah, that's this point was brought

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<v Speaker 4>up by my eldest, which didn't go down well with

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<v Speaker 4>the Karens because he knew knew his rights more than

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<v Speaker 4>the Karens did. Say yeah, yeah, anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, good to heavy back, Glad toav back on board

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<v Speaker 1>and in the studio. I want to start with the Warriors.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it was Friday night, but jeez, that was

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<v Speaker 1>a tough one. A lot of people have asked me

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<v Speaker 1>this morning, Oh, jeez, how did you feel about that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotta be honest, I kind of felt the same

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<v Speaker 1>way I felt for the last two months.

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<v Speaker 3>I've kind of already.

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<v Speaker 4>Resigned yourself to the fact that the Warriors it's not

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<v Speaker 4>the yar.

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<v Speaker 1>It was when we had to win like ninety percent

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<v Speaker 1>of our games for the rest of the year. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, we're going to drop one or two and

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<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden it's going to be like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>do you put a line through them? I think, do

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<v Speaker 1>you think it was Shaidel Harris Tavita's fault that we

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<v Speaker 1>lost that game.

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<v Speaker 4>On ndred percent? Not his fault because he's the fourth's

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<v Speaker 4>during kickick because you have Shaan Johnson Pompey paining to

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<v Speaker 4>a picky and then he probably doesn't even practice. I

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<v Speaker 4>can't imagine your fourth choice of goal kicker even practices.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>So, but he doesn't even kick if he even if

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<v Speaker 1>he was playing down in New South Wales Cup. He

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have been kicking there. They've got you know they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fallback, they can kick their halves.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't. I don't think it's not his fault.

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<v Speaker 1>But Webby did come out and say the Kicks didn't

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<v Speaker 1>let us lose us the game.

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<v Speaker 3>They did.

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<v Speaker 4>The Kicks definitely lost the game, but it wasn't But

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't Jane Harris Devita's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I agree with you. I don't think it was

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<v Speaker 1>his fault. He shouldn't have and there shouldn't have been

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<v Speaker 1>any stress. He was beating himself up after the game.

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<v Speaker 1>But I always have the like mindset of if I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have been doing it, then I've got that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel any pressure in the situation, so I should

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<v Speaker 1>fuck this up. Do you know whose fault it is? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Keys, it is Chris Kese this. I've got the audio.

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled the audio this morning. Have a listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>It is one of the all time a SEC commentators curses.

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<v Speaker 3>And the try has been confirmed.

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<v Speaker 1>And I tell you what, me and I not even

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<v Speaker 1>Chanel Harris de Vita can miss it from there. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope that could go down as one of the all

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<v Speaker 1>time commentators.

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<v Speaker 3>Curses Chris, I hope you're wrong. Surely not draw draw

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<v Speaker 3>the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely not the way he just squinted his eyes here

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<v Speaker 1>literally posts in front of him right now, do I

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<v Speaker 1>He looked at the post way up and looking at

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<v Speaker 1>the screen the whole game.

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<v Speaker 4>That's on you.

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<v Speaker 3>So he shacked around the door at me. Yet that

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<v Speaker 3>fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry everyone, I am so sorry for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't go all quiet. Fuck you man.

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<v Speaker 1>I got quiet because I was waging up when whether

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<v Speaker 1>or not to use it. I mean, look, it was

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<v Speaker 1>it was ten to twelve, like it was so late

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<v Speaker 1>as well. I stayed up to watch that, and I

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<v Speaker 1>stayed up to watch the State of Origin on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>I was done with rugby league by the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the week.

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<v Speaker 4>I was done.

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<v Speaker 3>God.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to have a nap after arguably being over

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<v Speaker 1>served at the pub on front afternoon.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's by the bike. I just was that the

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<v Speaker 3>pause was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking at Cris being like, you probably don't

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<v Speaker 1>like I know, we're on the adult channel. You probably

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<v Speaker 1>don't get too many IF bombs in a season. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, if I'm ever going to use one, it's

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<v Speaker 1>when our season goes out the window on a commentator's curse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sorry to the other but I had to

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<v Speaker 1>express how I felt and how I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of New Zealanders felt. Yeah, and I think it summed

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<v Speaker 1>it up because we're also looking for someone to put

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<v Speaker 1>it on absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>And Chris Key is the one. So Chris Key Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Another highlight of.

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<v Speaker 1>The game, it was going around on social media, was

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<v Speaker 1>the you know they do when you play in camera?

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<v Speaker 1>They blow the Viking Yes, which is such a crocod

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<v Speaker 1>shit that last year they had a guy come out

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<v Speaker 1>and he was on his deathbit. He's about ninety eight

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<v Speaker 1>years old and he blew it. I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>he's like dying of impisema and he's up there blowing

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<v Speaker 1>a thirty foot horn.

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<v Speaker 3>No he's not. So they've obviously got a button and

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<v Speaker 3>the theater.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't run the theater, you curmudget.

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<v Speaker 1>So we were talking about that in the commentary and

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<v Speaker 1>the build up to it, and we were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>it so much that we got distracted and didn't notice

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<v Speaker 1>that there was a guy ripping a cam cone directly

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<v Speaker 1>behind him, which is old schools to fashion a cancne

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<v Speaker 1>I've always said, give us stone to some weed and

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to smoke it with, and you'll give birth to

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<v Speaker 1>a physician that.

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<v Speaker 3>Would rival Albert Einstein.

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<v Speaker 1>They'll just find an apple or a pineapple or a

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<v Speaker 1>cone or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>And I thought that was one of the most rugby

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<v Speaker 3>league things of all times.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and he was celebrated throughout the rugby league community

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<v Speaker 4>as well, ended up on RL roast everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, it's it is one of the you know over

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<v Speaker 1>in the States and they're legalizing it and blah blah blah'

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<v Speaker 1>saying it's not a drug that grows in the dirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing makes it look more like doing drugs than smoking

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<v Speaker 1>it out of the can and sparking up the flame

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<v Speaker 1>as well as and he knew he knew exactly when

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<v Speaker 1>he was going to be in frame because they focus

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<v Speaker 1>on the horn and he knew it as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>he can hear his mates kap now now, and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So in the commentary bit that we've posted up on

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<v Speaker 1>social media, you can hear me going, look, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>line up with the lungs at all, but I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the guy blowing the horn. But in the background,

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<v Speaker 1>I had no idea. There was a guy ripping a

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<v Speaker 1>can cone as well. I was at the bus stop

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<v Speaker 1>the other day and a guy pulled up at the

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<v Speaker 1>intersection in a ute and just ripped the can cone

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<v Speaker 1>at the red light and then carried on, presumably to work.

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<v Speaker 4>I have seen a van full of painters out side

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<v Speaker 4>a bar in Auckland at the traffic lights, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was sitting outside. It was down kind of by Britamart

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<v Speaker 4>and the guy in the front seat just had a

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<v Speaker 4>huge bong and he ripped the bong and then just

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<v Speaker 4>passed it to the back, and there were three other

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<v Speaker 4>dudes in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're in a paper's van, you might as well

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<v Speaker 1>just take the lids off the paint and roll the

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<v Speaker 1>windows up, probably of the same effect. But shout out

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<v Speaker 1>to the cancn Go anyway, if you want to head

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<v Speaker 1>to a Warrior's game, we've got a VIP experience for

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<v Speaker 1>you to win all thanks to Helenstein's. We want to

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<v Speaker 1>hook you up with an exclusive opportunity to be that

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<v Speaker 1>VIP at the Warriors. You're going to score yourself tickets,

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<v Speaker 1>cash money for food and beverages, plus vouchers to be

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<v Speaker 1>cutted out by the legends at Helenstein's to get in

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<v Speaker 1>the draw text VIP to three two three six. It's

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<v Speaker 1>vip to three two three six be a VIP at

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<v Speaker 1>the Warriors thanks to the ACC and Helenstein's brothers, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of Helenstein's kick getting around at Warriors home games

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment. Oh yeah, it's definitely not even just

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<v Speaker 1>at Warriors games.

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<v Speaker 4>Everywhere you go, leisure club and what's the what's the.

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<v Speaker 1>How they want leisure club? Sporting leisure something like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that absolutely everywhere. It's like when you buy a

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<v Speaker 1>car and all of a sudden you see the car

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<v Speaker 1>overwhere else. I'm now seeing leisure club stuff absolutely everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>We I took one of the hoodies home and it's

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<v Speaker 1>immediately been stolen by the missus. Yeah, and she is

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<v Speaker 1>just wearing it everywhere. It's too late, it's over. She's

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<v Speaker 1>fleeced it. Just well, it is a Monday, so a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of accountability from across the weekend. The agenda hunch

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<v Speaker 1>you put on Dan Hellier to come top forty Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got you know what the response was from

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<v Speaker 1>Joe jury Who's that? When I put it on, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess who's that? And like I get a lot of stick.

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<v Speaker 1>I who the fuck is that? I think was a response.

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<v Speaker 1>I get a lot of stick for some of my

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<v Speaker 1>hunches and mainly my midnight gambling early hours in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>But Dan Hillier, as I mentioned, he won the British

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<v Speaker 1>Open last year over there in a breakout win. So

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<v Speaker 1>I had just had a hunch these conditions which were

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<v Speaker 1>difficultre they were difficult.

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<v Speaker 4>They blew out some pretty good, top ranked players and

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<v Speaker 4>he made.

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<v Speaker 1>A cat because he I think he started at like

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<v Speaker 1>five over yeah, and then he made the cut. Because

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<v Speaker 1>when I saw that, I was like Jesus. But then

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the leader at that time was like Shane

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<v Speaker 1>Lowry was only four under yeah. And I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was a Xander Shoffley one. Yes, I think he was

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<v Speaker 1>only two under yeah. At the unusual conditions.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so so the open to have like torrential rain

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<v Speaker 4>and like a Tiger Woods shank one and made me

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<v Speaker 4>feel so good. I saw him slice went onto the

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<v Speaker 4>railway tracks and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Rory mckleroy, I think I was at home, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yes, because that's exactly what I would have done.

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<v Speaker 4>One of us, yeah, one of us.

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<v Speaker 3>Wo.

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<v Speaker 1>I once hit a cow in side of the head

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<v Speaker 1>so hard off of Tea and Wyman. It just snap,

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<v Speaker 1>snap a slice and yeah, bounced. He got hard heads

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<v Speaker 1>though he wouldn't even notice.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I was like looking at the ball, I

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<v Speaker 1>could see it. I was like, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>net paddock. That's thing's gonna kill me. But anyway, Hilly

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<v Speaker 1>already finished nineteenth in the end, Yeah, because we I

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<v Speaker 1>chucked the Hundi on him finishing in the top forty. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was the Rick des bit. Yeah, paying teckt these

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<v Speaker 1>top forty, paying eight bucks too, so and he comfortably

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<v Speaker 1>did it coming nineteenth, and Foxy I think came in

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<v Speaker 1>at twenty five. So not on a bad performance from

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<v Speaker 1>those two.

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<v Speaker 3>Kiwis No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>While we're holding ourselves accountable though our other one was

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<v Speaker 1>on the all Blacks game of suf more a Billy

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<v Speaker 1>Procter or Artisavia first price score. I think they all scored, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but they weren't the first unfortunately. And then the one

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<v Speaker 1>that hurt me the most was Raiders first New Zealand Warriors.

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<v Speaker 1>Our hunch for that was a successful field goal in

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<v Speaker 1>the match. Yeah, I saw one attempted. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>also we yeah, because we had to snap off a

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<v Speaker 1>two point drop. God, because we missed all those cacks.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like we're talking about in the commentary as well,

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<v Speaker 1>like this is going the way of Golden Point.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a golden point.

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<v Speaker 4>Game, all ends up, but unfortunately no, and then our

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<v Speaker 4>three way hunch car let us down.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. So I think we actually gave you a bit

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<v Speaker 1>because you weren't here on Friday because last week he

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<v Speaker 1>came in with Mark Talia, so we're like he's been

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<v Speaker 1>replaced for Caler Clark. We'll give you Caler Clark again.

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<v Speaker 1>Came in yep. I went South Africa v. Portugal. The

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<v Speaker 1>line was thirty six and a half. South Africa put

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<v Speaker 1>a cricket score on them, and then car let us

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<v Speaker 1>down with a donkey at rose Hill, which I think

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<v Speaker 1>is still going around this morning, my favorite racing joke.

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<v Speaker 3>And so that one didn't come in either.

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<v Speaker 1>But not overall, not a bad week for the SEC

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll be paying out this Monday, which is always

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<v Speaker 1>a good feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>I had my I do a hunch on herdecke breakfast

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<v Speaker 4>as well, and I had it all blacks forty plus

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<v Speaker 4>and a Chiefs player to be the first try scorer.

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<v Speaker 4>I was so close.

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<v Speaker 3>Who was the first try scorer?

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<v Speaker 4>It was Cayleer Clark, Yeah, yeah, it was jabb A

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<v Speaker 4>the butt, but second to score I think was cort

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<v Speaker 4>Corti and I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a bit of a blowout. Look, we'll take a

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<v Speaker 1>quick break and we come back. We're going to break

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<v Speaker 1>down that game over there in San Diego or the

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<v Speaker 1>All Blacks went over to snap Dragon Stadium in San

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<v Speaker 1>Diego and absolutely demolished FIGI as I think everyone thought

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<v Speaker 1>they would. Basically, the game went almost exactly how we

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was going to. But I would say that

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<v Speaker 1>the first ten to fifteen minutes were hardly a great

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<v Speaker 1>advertisement for the game. We no a lot of kicking,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of just kicking backwards and forwards. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it kind I asked the question, and I bought it

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<v Speaker 1>up this morning with Matt Jerry.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, why, Yeah, why was it in San Diego?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh why?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you're going to lock the answer to this.

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<v Speaker 1>But I heard that they were gonna host it in Hamilton,

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<v Speaker 1>and then San Diego said, look, we've got a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of marketing budget, we'll pay us to come over here.

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<v Speaker 1>And so New Zealand Rugby had the option to play

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<v Speaker 1>in Hamilton or in San Diego. And this might hurt

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<v Speaker 1>your feelings, but they decided to play.

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<v Speaker 3>In San Diego.

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<v Speaker 4>As as Matt Heath pointed out this morning, rugby is

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<v Speaker 4>under attack from so many codes in New Zealand, whether

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<v Speaker 4>it's the NRL, NBA, NFL, in bl in bl you

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<v Speaker 4>know what I mean, like just in general, and to

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<v Speaker 4>take it away from fans and go elsewhere for a

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<v Speaker 4>bit of publicity coin And I don't think that's going

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<v Speaker 4>to change anyone's mind that game. No, Like if it

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<v Speaker 4>was in dinner Our, they would have been awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>If you'd sold there and sold family packages to flights,

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<v Speaker 1>accommodation tickets to all blacks Fiji and dinner ow they'll

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<v Speaker 1>buss you over to Nandy or whatever tooka that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that would have been awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, Fiji tourism probably was stumped up a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of cash, probably not as much as San Diego.

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<v Speaker 1>How many people are going to San Diego now as

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<v Speaker 1>a result of that, not me, just a few junkets.

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<v Speaker 1>Bonnie Jensen on a junket. Bonnie Jensen James mcconiy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it will be about it. Yeah, how much did they

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<v Speaker 1>pay to go over there? Nothing? And who got interviewed

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<v Speaker 1>before the game as well. He's over there, he playing,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't he four or five years he's about seventy three

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<v Speaker 1>years old and he's still playing. But built for and

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<v Speaker 1>they I think they actually played in the semi final

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<v Speaker 1>over the weekend, the San Diego Legion. Don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>they went a bitter podcast to be able to tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was a tri fish that game. It was

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like a bit of a boring first half

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<v Speaker 1>and then the second half was even more boring because

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<v Speaker 1>we started blowing them out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it was like that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I said, it's a W. Though I see that

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<v Speaker 4>to the met and Jerry will take the W. But

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<v Speaker 4>I just found it a strange.

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<v Speaker 1>Hollow W because it was taken over there or because

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<v Speaker 1>of the score. Yeah, it's funny you say that. The

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<v Speaker 1>decision between San Diego and Hamilton reminds me of when

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen Donald once he tells a story that he was

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<v Speaker 1>asked to go over to the south of France in

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<v Speaker 1>the bye week of a Super Rugby season, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was leaving the Chiefs at the end of that season,

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<v Speaker 1>and so his agent said, Hey, there's a team in

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<v Speaker 1>the south of France that want to take you over there,

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<v Speaker 1>show you around, blah blah blah. And he goes, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hosting a barbecue back in Hamilton this weekend, so

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<v Speaker 1>I can't go. And his agent was just like, I

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<v Speaker 1>really think you should go over and take this opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to have a look around the south of France.

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<v Speaker 3>He said nat.

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<v Speaker 1>So he stays at home and has his barbecue in Hamilton.

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<v Speaker 1>The next year he's playing for bath Over in the UK. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they go over and play. I forget the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the city. It might have been Nice or something like that,

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in the south of France. He goes over there,

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<v Speaker 1>they finished the game. He rings his agents straight away.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, why the fuck didn't you tell me how

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<v Speaker 1>nice it is down here? I could have been playing

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<v Speaker 1>down here the whole time. And he goes, mane, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you it was nice.

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<v Speaker 4>But you stuck around to cook some sizzlers in Hamilton.

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<v Speaker 1>Your loser. And he said he'd make the same decision

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<v Speaker 1>again today if you.

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<v Speaker 4>And another bit of controversy from that game, and look

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a bit of criticism for you know, discussing females

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<v Speaker 4>in sport, and that was the greatest anthem I have

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<v Speaker 4>ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>It was flawless. I thought it was slightly slow, but flawless.

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<v Speaker 1>Pitchy to start, pitchy to start, she finally settled on

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<v Speaker 1>a key.

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<v Speaker 4>No complaints from me. One of the best anthems I've

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<v Speaker 4>ever seen.

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<v Speaker 3>Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should move on. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen this. Yes, great news, I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>So he has decided that he is well.

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<v Speaker 1>He signed a new contract with New Zealand Rugby which

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<v Speaker 1>will take him through to the next World Cup over

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia. But domestically he is making the switch from

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<v Speaker 1>Wellington to Wina Pacifica.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's awesome. That is what Moina Pacifica needs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, get t Puvai in there, get some of a

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<v Speaker 1>Penny finale and the.

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<v Speaker 3>Enna Frazel's contract after next year.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, get it, do it. It's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good for Moina Pacifica. Yeah, he will come up

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<v Speaker 4>here and live with his brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean they did the old Yarnis and it's

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<v Speaker 1>a combo trick where you signed the brother to try

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<v Speaker 1>and get the star.

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<v Speaker 4>Player ola the grooming. Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think a lot of these super rugby

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<v Speaker 1>players want to eventually move to Auckland, particularly when they're sort.

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<v Speaker 3>Of inclined like media inclined like Ardias.

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<v Speaker 1>He's done podcasts and things like that, So I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good way of him to move to Auckland

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<v Speaker 1>without playing for the Blues, without having to do a

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<v Speaker 1>Bowden Barrett, you know. So I think it's good too

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<v Speaker 1>because Mina Pacifica haven't really landed on an identity or

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<v Speaker 1>a fan base or anything, you know, and they kicking

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<v Speaker 1>stripped of the best players after every year. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Lebe Moors now down at the Crusaders. So I Nawey

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<v Speaker 1>got pinched by the Highlanders. And I think if you

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<v Speaker 1>were to name one player in super rugby that would

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<v Speaker 1>be able to draw a crowd, it would be Ardie Savia.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think it's great.

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<v Speaker 4>How did you watch the video that he put up

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<v Speaker 4>of the announcement? Did he talk about himself in the

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<v Speaker 4>third person?

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<v Speaker 1>He actually didn't talk in this one. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>said something like Mona, let's go or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because if he didn't said the last time he negotiated

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<v Speaker 1>his own contract, and he congratulated himself on social media

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<v Speaker 1>by interviewing himself. That's an all time I'd love to

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<v Speaker 1>know what he thinks about that. A few years on

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<v Speaker 1>from interviewing himself about his own contract.

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<v Speaker 4>It probably still stands by it to be fair. But

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to bring it up with him, but

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<v Speaker 4>maybe you'll find the right time in place.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna as him about it when I saw

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<v Speaker 1>him at the airport the other day. I decided against it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'd rather make the flight.

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<v Speaker 4>Now because that was awkward because we were lining out

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<v Speaker 4>free security and it's like saying hi to someone at

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<v Speaker 4>the supermarket. You keep coming back past them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the worst you see someone at the thing, because

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<v Speaker 1>then you're like, oh, do you have to catch a flight?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 4>And then you see them ten seconds later walking back

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<v Speaker 4>the other way, yeah, and you're like.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is a little disappointing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I mean not to go back over it again,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do think the trade, like the whole trades

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<v Speaker 1>free agency thing and super Rugby, that kind of came

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<v Speaker 1>out of nowhere. No one even really knew that he

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<v Speaker 1>was redoing his contract or whatever. You know.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's weird that the rugby union decide where they

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<v Speaker 4>go as well, and this contracted centrally, you know what

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<v Speaker 4>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I find weird. It's like he signed with the

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<v Speaker 1>rugby Union and is playing for one. I like the

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<v Speaker 1>rugby Union. These the puppeteers of where players go. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably that's probably a massive generalization, but that's what

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like. Yeah, but I also think if you

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<v Speaker 1>are the way that it works anywhere now you have

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<v Speaker 1>that central contract, well, then a draft and trade system

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<v Speaker 1>works perfectly because you've already got them, you know, by

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<v Speaker 1>you did to right, So it's like, funk, we'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you where you're going to go, and you're you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to be traded for this, and blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think and everybody just says I wouldn't work in

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealand. It's like the NBL just did it last year,

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<v Speaker 1>the National Basketball League, the sales pizza fucking NBL playing

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<v Speaker 1>out out of your local WAYAMCA, we can do it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what we kind of see is strip back everything

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<v Speaker 4>and just have MPC and then just draft them into

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<v Speaker 4>Super Rugby like all NPC or Club Rugby, Super Club

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<v Speaker 4>Rugby Super. Yeah you know what I mean. Like Sulkland

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<v Speaker 4>was Mentionedalkland have four teams. Yeah, Amilton there's two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Maintain there's two, Crostich has two, Dunedin has one,

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<v Speaker 1>South And has one, Tasman has one. Super It's like

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<v Speaker 1>Super Club. That's the draft system to go into Super Rugby.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, look, I think it will work, but we've talked

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Ans in the next change. Sports scholarships up

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<v Speaker 1>and running at the moment. This is where binge watching

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<v Speaker 1>sport is a sport and if you want to win that,

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<v Speaker 1>you text Chip two three two three six, follow the

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<v Speaker 1>link and you could be in to have Glan come

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<v Speaker 1>and meet you at a car park somewhere near your

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<v Speaker 1>house to drop it off. We had the first winner.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't have a car park. No, No, he was

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<v Speaker 1>in an apartment. He's a downtown apartment dweller. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had to meet him in the basement of a car park.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was like a serious drug deal EXCEP.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it was a great deal for him because

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<v Speaker 4>he got a couple of boxes of Snacker Changy's. He

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<v Speaker 4>got a bunch of merch. You got some some delicious

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<v Speaker 4>beverages from Export Ultra And.

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<v Speaker 1>The only risk was that Batman was going to sharp

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<v Speaker 1>and kick both your arses. But he was pretty happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that it's a great price to win.

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<v Speaker 1>So just text Chip to three two three six and

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<v Speaker 1>get involved. Absolutely speaking, you get involved. Let's take one

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<v Speaker 3>Just a few of them to get through today.

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<v Speaker 1>But I will say across the weekend we had someone's

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<v Speaker 1>kid get hold of their phone and they just pressed

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<v Speaker 1>the old.

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<v Speaker 3>Button do do Do Do do.

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<v Speaker 1>Then hung up. So just be iought I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to play it that. I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to bother. You know, we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>following kids around, filming them at the library.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just stay clear of it.

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<v Speaker 1>So first, particularly particularly the content of the of the

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<v Speaker 1>calls that we get through, I don't want any kids

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<v Speaker 1>involved in this.

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<v Speaker 3>So first call here yours please.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you Cazi, we had that game in the bag

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<v Speaker 1>and Fox South Carebra there you go.

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<v Speaker 4>I agree with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone came through at eleven forty two. At eleven forty six,

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<v Speaker 1>the same number sent in another one basically saying the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing, and again at eleven forty eight. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think you just forgot that he did it each time?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he just making sure at least one of the

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<v Speaker 1>times he forgot? But I think it was just it

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<v Speaker 1>just hurts so much and in these in these trying times,

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<v Speaker 1>we always look for someone to blame things on.

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<v Speaker 4>And Chris chris Key's our straw man. On this occasion,

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<v Speaker 4>it was Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>After the commentary, he goes just I thought we would

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<v Speaker 1>get way more backlash on the text machine than we

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<v Speaker 1>got and I was just like, I wasn't reading them out,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can have a look, if you can have

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<v Speaker 1>a look at you, if you'd like, I would recommend

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<v Speaker 1>you don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Ye.

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<v Speaker 3>He had a look and it was brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>It was basically every now and then, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>a sec hive mind, we'll just kicking and we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>the same text a million.

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<v Speaker 4>Times in a row with fuck you Chris Key, with

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<v Speaker 4>some sort.

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<v Speaker 1>Of variation of fuck you Kesey the whole way down again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it was Sanel Harris Deaveta's fault, to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, probably not Chris's fault either, but if you're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for people to blame it on, ye, Unfortunately Casey

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<v Speaker 1>threw himself in front of that bus.

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<v Speaker 3>Another caller here, yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, they've always se from there.

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<v Speaker 4>I laid again, it's what the scot on that, because

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<v Speaker 4>we know about someth you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jesus, that's the lights off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lights off, and he's having a spar The family's inside,

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<v Speaker 1>or the missus is inside, the sparkles out in the

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<v Speaker 1>deck there. He hasn't even got the bubbles on because

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<v Speaker 1>it's too loud. Yeah, so you can just hear it

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<v Speaker 1>gurgling in the background, just the kind of him just

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<v Speaker 1>sloshing around in.

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<v Speaker 3>There, wallowing around in genital soup.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a reason why the podcast are late every now

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<v Speaker 4>and then, because we obviously waiting for an announcement of

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<v Speaker 4>some description or we're interviewing someone. So every now and

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<v Speaker 4>then it's a couple of hours late.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So last week there was we had an interview, and

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<v Speaker 1>then there was the All Blacks team and the cricket

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<v Speaker 1>and the cricket so yeah, look that's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a little late every now and then. But when we

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<v Speaker 1>do that, it's because we want to make sure we

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<v Speaker 1>put the best product out. We can't and some would

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<v Speaker 1>say that the earlier they are, the shipter they are.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, apologies and thank you very much for bringing

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<v Speaker 1>that to our attention.

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<v Speaker 4>Another call here yours please.

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<v Speaker 3>Before this fucking soccer shed of late.

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<v Speaker 1>A few of the boys want to know, would a

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<v Speaker 1>round ball do any different to rugby.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get rid of the shape, put a round one

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<v Speaker 4>in there and played by the same rules. Some of

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<v Speaker 4>the boys reckons it will be a whole new game.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck all, what do you think, right?

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<v Speaker 4>So this is just rugby. Just have a round ball

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<v Speaker 4>SoC soccer ball to play with. Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Think you can punt a round ball a long way

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<v Speaker 1>like those drop cacks that those goalies do go about

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<v Speaker 1>eighty meters?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they do. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>First off, the bat passing would be a nightmare passing

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<v Speaker 1>a round ball. You couldn't pass as far, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, yeah, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Other part is you're holding quite a large ball now

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<v Speaker 1>as you're running and to get tackled there You know,

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<v Speaker 1>when two dudes hold those big Swiss balls and at

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<v Speaker 1>each other.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my favorite thing on YouTube to watch. So I

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<v Speaker 4>like it when three people do it because one person

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<v Speaker 4>takes all of the kinetic energy out of Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 4>now that and doesn't that. No one knows which one and.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like double bounce and your cousin on the trampolines

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<v Speaker 1>should see it. So I think there'd be a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of that action. Yeah, the kicking would be a little weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about like, I think kicking will be fine. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the thing is like a grubber. The advantage of it

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<v Speaker 1>being an oval ball is that it's going to pop

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<v Speaker 1>up for you to catch.

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<v Speaker 3>But now a grubb is just going to roll across

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<v Speaker 3>the carpet.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know exactly with the bounce of the ball

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Yeah, with a chip kick, yeah, chip kick's

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<v Speaker 1>just going to pop up perfectly for you. You know

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<v Speaker 1>exactly where it's going. I think conversions would be easier.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you take them off a tee or is it

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<v Speaker 1>off the ground?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you would probably still go off the t

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you, because you're trying to kick it up.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the passing will look awkward. It look like

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<v Speaker 4>it kind of a cross between netball.

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<v Speaker 1>And Yeah, the passing will look ridiculous. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>the game would be worse for having it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do think that it would be.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you kick it as far as a rugby ball?

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<v Speaker 4>Some of those goalies kick it a hell of a

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<v Speaker 4>long way.

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching it when I was watching the Europe's

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, man, that guy timed that and from

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<v Speaker 1>the outside of the box and it went pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>to the other end of the field.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I think obviously it to make the game worse,

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<v Speaker 1>otherwise we would have done it one hundred years ago. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it would be interesting to watch, surely, surely like

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<v Speaker 1>a social club to play a quarter of rugby with

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<v Speaker 1>a sob a soccer ball, just to see what would happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it would change the completion of goalkicking. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know in which direction. I think they'd be more

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<v Speaker 1>accurate than lest accurate. Yeah, probably would have helped us

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<v Speaker 1>on the weekend the worries.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you could kick it from a sixty meters

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably just on that by the way, And I

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<v Speaker 1>know I've said this before on the podcast, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>just come back into my brain. I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>goal kicking shouldn't be part of rugby or rugby league.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's not when you take a helicopter year,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an odd thing. If it didn't exist, we wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>invent it if we invented If rugby league didn't exist

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<v Speaker 1>and we invented it tomorrow, it would not be part

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Because if you're at the meeting and you're like, right,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got the game. You run, you get tackled, if

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<v Speaker 1>you put the ball over the line, then you score points.

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<v Speaker 1>And if someone at the corner of the meeting, we're like,

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<v Speaker 1>what if after you put the ball down you then

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<v Speaker 1>played a different game where you had to kick it

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<v Speaker 1>through some posts. You get the fuck out of the

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<v Speaker 1>meeting and make no sense at all. So I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should do well with it. It's the equivalent of

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<v Speaker 1>in the NBA, if you shot a three pointer it

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<v Speaker 1>you got three points, and then they had a net

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<v Speaker 1>underneath the hoop and you were able to kick the

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<v Speaker 1>ball into the net for another two points. But why

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't add anything to the game.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you saying get rid of conversions all kicking, So

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<v Speaker 1>no penalty kicks, kicking, no penalty kick. No droppies, no dropies,

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<v Speaker 1>just tries, Yeah, just tries. Try fest golden point is

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<v Speaker 1>just golden try. You just keep going til someone scores

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<v Speaker 1>a try. I'm down with that because I think the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing it does is it rewards players for scoring

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the field as opposed to the sides.

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<v Speaker 1>That's basically the only advantage for goal kicking. And as

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<v Speaker 1>we saw on the weekend, Fuck, it breaks your heart

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<v Speaker 1>when you lose a game from goalkicking.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Played well, yeah, we played better than they did, I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And when you're scoring more tries in your opposition you lose,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you still lose.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like why because there's other bullshit part of the game. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, does my head and I think we

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<v Speaker 1>should do a worth it. They never will, but certainly

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<v Speaker 1>could have saved us on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I think that'll do us for today.

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<v Speaker 1>For a Monday episode of the Agenda, we are heading

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<v Speaker 1>out to Mount Smart Stadium myself and Die Henward to

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<v Speaker 1>interview a few of the Warriors for the Mad Monday podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>So make sure you keep an eye out for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>And apologies to anyone sitting in their spa bath this afternoon,

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<v Speaker 1>that one will be a little later than usual, Jesus Christ,

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<v Speaker 1>so bear with us there, but yeah, enjoy that and

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<v Speaker 1>otherwise we'll see you tomorrow for a Tuesday episode of

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<v Speaker 1>the A Gender Podcast.

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