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Speaker 1: With the John and Ben Podcast. Cheers to Dilma making

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Speaker 1: the world a bitter tea.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 3: It feels like inspirational music from like a Instagram sort

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Speaker 3: of video or something.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you've got to see really quick. You got to

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Speaker 4: say one thing inspirational from everyone.

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Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, that was inspirational.

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Speaker 2: Now we can't talk Jesus. First it was blessed for me,

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Speaker 2: and then it was inspiration.

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Speaker 3: I just need to say it with that inspiration music, Jesus,

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Speaker 3: Oh Jesus. We've got David Williams joining us on this

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Speaker 3: podcast as well, very very funny, Like I just love

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Speaker 3: chatting to him.

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Speaker 2: He's incredible.

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Speaker 3: He's not only a great author, great comedian as well.

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Speaker 3: He's just got great stories about Adele and Prince Harry today.

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Speaker 2: And a lovely gentleman to boot, doesn't he.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels like someone you could talk to you

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Speaker 4: for an hour and a half and need to get bored.

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Speaker 2: Also fair enough.

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Speaker 6: Say for like for ages, it's like an hour enough

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Speaker 6: that I feel like I've were had a party and.

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Speaker 3: John will be talking David Wells about a half I'd

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Speaker 3: be like, oh God, he's punished half.

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Speaker 2: Specific amount of time.

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Speaker 5: Like most people will be like talk two for hours, He's.

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Speaker 2: Got a half about ninety minutes a good amount of time.

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Speaker 4: I feel like David Williams, well, that's pushing the boat,

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Speaker 4: so that's a lot of his time. He's probably i'd

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Speaker 4: say he's got books to write and ship like that.

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Speaker 4: He'd be like, this guy's talking to me for an hour.

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Speaker 4: I reckon at the forty five minutes forty five minutest

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Speaker 4: Williams will be looking at his watch on the halfway baby.

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Speaker 2: I was like, he's lovely.

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Speaker 3: So you're there on the podcast today as well as

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Speaker 3: while I might.

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Speaker 2: Not ever be able to take an uber and you

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Speaker 2: excuse me, are flirting?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all on the podcast and joy

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Speaker 3: and won't take it an hour and.

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Speaker 7: A half either.

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Speaker 6: Last night I took being It was a bit of

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Speaker 6: a surprise. I took him out on a date, but

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Speaker 6: my husband was there, so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that when I got home was so it was

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Speaker 3: so awkwardly just hanging lingering around the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you pick them up? I meet there and

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Speaker 2: offered to drop me home afterwards. Full third wheel situation.

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Speaker 6: I didn't offer to drop him home and he was like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 6: my wife's going to pick me up, and then we

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Speaker 6: go passing me to order them.

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Speaker 2: Uber.

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Speaker 5: I was like, I didn't want to come. You didn't

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Speaker 5: want to sit in between the car seat.

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Speaker 2: It was very nice to you guys. Now, I thought,

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Speaker 2: it's an awkward environment to begin, so I don't blame you.

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Speaker 3: I was like, jo I third wheel up for too

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Speaker 3: long because it's move on there I knew, and there

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Speaker 3: was lots of Warriors people I do know of, but

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Do they want me to come back?

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Speaker 1: Can I sit?

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Speaker 2: Because of myself? So punished you.

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Speaker 6: Guys, like because we didn't really know that many people either,

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Speaker 6: so we were all just like sticking together.

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Speaker 4: But it was the launch of the Warriors, the league team.

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Speaker 4: They've got their own barn.

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Speaker 3: At times sports bar. It's very cool near Inn Park.

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Speaker 3: Amazingly done.

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Speaker 5: But you flash his screens everywhere in Europe.

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Speaker 4: Set that it wasn't called up the bars been a

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Speaker 4: good name.

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Speaker 5: It was like a messed opportunity or.

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Speaker 2: Six more another league, another league saying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, is that one like trying to join in?

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Speaker 2: Guys, it's our beer, it's our beers. We always talk

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Speaker 2: with the Warriors. It's that year anyway, they've got a

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Speaker 6: So we went last night and like there was free beverages.

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Speaker 2: It was good.

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Speaker 6: So we were sitting there and there was like table service.

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Speaker 6: So the waitress came over and she was like, what

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Speaker 6: she's like okay, goes off and gets them.

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Speaker 2: What's this?

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Speaker 5: Lad felt like there was it will become clear later

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Speaker 5: the islands.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it has been grossly taken out of content.

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Speaker 5: So then Andrew, my husband, was like, do you want to.

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Speaker 3: Know any like a little should of things a little while? No,

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Speaker 3: it was like, what'd you like that? I'm like, you're

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Speaker 3: like a beer?

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Speaker 5: It was like is that how we found or is

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Speaker 5: my is my Recularno?

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Speaker 6: So he finishes his beer and Andrew my husband's like,

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Speaker 6: do you want to other drink?

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Speaker 5: I'll go get them.

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Speaker 6: So it goes up to the bar and it turns

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Speaker 6: out the beers that Bean has been drinking.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't like there were fancy beers or anything like yeah, no,

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Speaker 5: The waitress had been bringing him. We're not on the

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Speaker 5: free list.

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Speaker 2: You're going to stop turning the voice. When the waitresses like,

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Speaker 2: what would you like, big boy?

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Speaker 5: They were not on the free list, but the waitress

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Speaker 5: had been bringing him these free beers. He supposed to

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Speaker 5: be taking whistle.

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Speaker 2: You look gravishing a big, juicy burger, sir, Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't know that. And it was with another beer.

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Speaker 6: It was just but then she comes to the table

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Speaker 6: again and she's like, would you like another?

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Speaker 5: And bes like yes, his voice is.

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Speaker 2: She'sfully professional. Now there's role plays. You know what, I'm

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Speaker 2: like another beer?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Yeah, you're savagely ordering beers that aren't on the

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Speaker 4: free beer list. This poor person they're handing out free

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Speaker 4: boost The place hasn't even made a dollar, and now

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Speaker 4: you're putting them in the bloody red because.

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Speaker 5: Ben was worried that when he got to the door

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Speaker 5: they were going to be like, right, here's t mate.

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Speaker 5: No they didn't make you pay, so.

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Speaker 3: Last I hope you're never a witness the way you

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Speaker 3: recounter story.

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Speaker 5: The waitress did.

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Speaker 1: It know the heads that johnaan Ben podcasting.

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Speaker 4: Along to the six o'clock clubs. You are sixty and

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Speaker 4: you know it, and we don't forget it.

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 4: I just meeting moments ago, something changed about me and

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Speaker 4: I was wondering if you had noticed, and mean you

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Speaker 4: did bring a botox and it is in the realm

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Speaker 4: of the beauty world.

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Speaker 2: Made the fatal error.

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Speaker 4: This morning, okay, of getting up and going, oh, there's

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Speaker 2: And I went digging.

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Speaker 4: I went diving in the caves with my finger and

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Speaker 4: the nails and nothing was coming out.

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Speaker 2: And then you get to the point where you're like, well,

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Speaker 5: No thing's got to come out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you did the but the more you do it,

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Speaker 4: the less it comes out, and then you just end

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Speaker 4: up with a lesion on your face.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's teenage, you know experience, right, Yeah, hacking away at

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Speaker 3: your face when you probably should leave.

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Speaker 6: It ninety it, just leave it if you ever done

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Speaker 6: it so bad you leave like a bruise either side.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: And it's just determination, pure gritin determination. But you do

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Speaker 4: you remember Dallas and tea and you'd put that on,

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Speaker 4: it would like sizzle away.

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Speaker 2: It was like raw alcohol.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mean, to be good for killing them and probably everything,

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Speaker 3: My wonderf it still exists.

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Speaker 4: Surely it is still out there. What did you put

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Speaker 4: toothpaste on your face.

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Speaker 2: That was another rumor too. You can put a little

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Speaker 2: face before you go to bed.

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Speaker 6: And also dad perfume on it, which is just alcohol,

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Speaker 6: wasn't it.

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Speaker 5: It's just a dryer.

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Speaker 2: I noticed the kids. Nowadays you've got little cute stickers.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can put on pictures love hearts and stuff

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Speaker 4: all over your face.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I should have done that. Ye become like a

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Speaker 2: cutetled star or something that little on your cheek.

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Speaker 4: What's been the greatest beauty mistake you think you've made

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Speaker 4: over your years? I mean you did see us a

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Speaker 4: picture of your eyebrows.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've done my eyebrows that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well yeah, well I had thin eyebrows. And then again

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Speaker 6: like I die my own eyebrows, and it does always end.

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Speaker 2: Up, well do you die those yourself? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: But leave it on too long, Like they changed the

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Speaker 6: you're only supposed to leave it on. It went from

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Speaker 6: with like what looked like I'd just drawn on my

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Speaker 6: eyes with the Yeah, like like someone had drawn on

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Speaker 6: me while I was asleep.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but I mean you go back to the eyebrows.

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Speaker 4: It was just a trend, an eyebrow fashion. I'm sure

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Speaker 4: we'll go back to the eyebrows at some point.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever used here removal cream on? I knew

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Speaker 6: where seas you shouldn't use it?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, neither.

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Speaker 7: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: I wish I could share that.

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Speaker 5: It tells you not to. There's a reason why it

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Speaker 5: tells you not to.

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Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, I would have given it a bash at

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Speaker 2: some point in my life. That's great advice. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: we were you meant to use it then? It just

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Speaker 2: like you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess your lip if you need to, gotcha.

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Speaker 4: Here removals working great pain in the arts, isn't it really?

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Speaker 2: Who decided to get rid of all out here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Well, like where do you get rid of your Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Decided for me? Mate, decided this guy he's better or raw,

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Speaker 2: raw and smooth.

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Speaker 5: I wish they could put male pat and baldness on

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Speaker 5: my legs.

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Speaker 2: Heavily give you some of my hair. Last night.

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Speaker 1: That Joan Ben podcast.

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Speaker 6: I got the Originally we used to have a cafe,

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Speaker 6: so you go to like places. It was like Gilmore's

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Speaker 6: for those who are familiar, where they sell you lots

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Speaker 6: of things in bulk so like you're supplying like.

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Speaker 5: Cafes and restaurants. So it was back then that I

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Speaker 5: was like first introduced to the three kg jar.

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Speaker 6: Of gerkins, and I was like, yes, please, Now I've

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Speaker 6: been through maybe three jars.

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Speaker 8: Nine kilograms on anything I'll put but like I also

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Speaker 8: just go into the fridge and I'll eat just a gurkin,

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Speaker 8: like several gerkins by themselves.

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Speaker 4: I am pickle, not opposed to a gurkin, but I

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Speaker 4: don't know if I'm you know, three kilogram jar that

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Speaker 4: would last me four lifetimes.

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Speaker 6: I've also when I went to Disneyland, you know in

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Speaker 6: America they do those huge deal pickles. I was the

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Speaker 6: person at Disneyland that bought a big pickle, like of

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Speaker 4: Well, you could be bulk buying something at the warehouse now.

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Speaker 2: What have your bulk bought? Maybe you're sitting on a

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Speaker 2: What are sealing nuts.

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Speaker 5: Nuts like a sprinkle specifically for your salad.

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Speaker 2: You sprinkle on top of the salad. They work all fight.

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Speaker 2: You got nuts from bloody morning to evening.

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Speaker 1: I'm good?

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Speaker 9: How are you going?

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Speaker 2: We're doing well, Mandy Hage. Just for making it on

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Speaker 2: the air, you've done nothing. We give you sixty five

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Speaker 4: It's Barbie's sixty fifth anniversary at the moment at the warehouse.

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Speaker 9: Oh that's exciting, thank you.

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Speaker 2: It is exciting. No, what have you got in bulk there? Mate?

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Speaker 10: I have fifteen kilo of dark chocolate buttons.

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Speaker 10: Oh exactly, I thought I'd scored this amazing bargain. Little

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Speaker 10: Yes, but I can't think to get rid of them.

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Speaker 11: They mix it with.

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Speaker 3: We're going to hang you up with that warehouse boutchers

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Speaker 9: Call, Thank you very much. Have a great day.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it gets you if I don't know if it's

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Speaker 2: They need a little perspective hand mixt.

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Speaker 5: Like looking at the price sixteen dollars.

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Speaker 4: No gee swims our sauces bloody through the roof at

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Speaker 2: How are you good?

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Speaker 12: Thank you?

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Speaker 9: How are you?

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Speaker 4: It's great, We're doing really well. It's lovely to have

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Speaker 4: you on the show this morning. What have you bowl bought?

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Speaker 9: Stopped in my house?

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Speaker 13: I accidentally bought a box, a five ko box of

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Speaker 2: What have we got? Miniature little minutes, little meat petties.

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Speaker 9: So now I've got over eight hundred tiny little angel

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Speaker 4: Why don't you just melt them all together and make

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Speaker 4: Well, next week we're gonna have miniature meat petties to

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Speaker 1: On the heads the jonaan Ben podcast.

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Speaker 3: To a Harker attempt at taking place at Eden Park

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Speaker 3: He's apparently he is coming to New Zealand to film

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Speaker 5: They're going to teach him to do it properly.

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Speaker 3: Yes they are, Yeah, yeah, he's going to be how

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Speaker 2: Now on Earth do the French hold their record?

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Speaker 4: We're not over here holding the bloody cross on makingcord.

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Speaker 7: Are we?

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Speaker 6: They stay in your lane France say record of course

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Speaker 2: So we're not holding it because I can't even pronounce it.

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Speaker 3: So you can't get along if you want to help

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Speaker 2: So you probably did say this first switched off?

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Speaker 3: How many people? What does the current record? Four? They're

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll blow those frogs out of the water now,

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Speaker 4: producer Relly, you actually brought this up our new producer Rally.

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Speaker 4: Come on and mate, Ellie's been with us for a

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Speaker 4: couple of weeks. Tailor's off having twins, and you said

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Speaker 4: you used to work at Coca Cola. I did one

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Speaker 4: of the greatest work purpose. This is what we want

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Speaker 4: to open up this morning. Stuff you're getting for free

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Speaker 2: What will you get for free at coke?

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Speaker 14: So at Coca Cola and the office they have vending

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Speaker 5: It's dangerous though, because like, yeah, zero.

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Speaker 2: You got hooked on mother.

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Speaker 5: Not my proudest moment.

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Speaker 2: I love mother.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here, what do you get here? Have you giving

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Speaker 4: out there, you' it's the traditional and we have to

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Speaker 4: pay for the items. Yeah, but it used to be

453
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Speaker 4: literally get showered and freebies in this industry.

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Speaker 5: Don't tickets get those these days.

455
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Speaker 4: I think the first five years of my career I

456
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Speaker 4: was paid in bloody promotional party pills, just.

457
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Speaker 2: Lives off party pills. Then we just give away party pills.

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Speaker 4: All the radio stations explained so much explained a lot,

459
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Speaker 4: doesn't it. Yeah, so you know now now you get

460
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Speaker 4: nothing times are tough out there, but this is what

461
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Speaker 4: we want to open up. What are you getting for

462
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Speaker 4: free that others are paying for? Maybe free parking.

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Speaker 2: There are some towns in New Zealand where you don't

464
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Speaker 2: pay for parking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's a work perk as well. A lot

466
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Speaker 3: of people get travel perks or places that you work

467
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Speaker 3: out that are attractions. We'd love to hear from you

468
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Speaker 3: this morning. We're celebrating sixty five years of Barbie at

469
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Speaker 3: the Warehouse this week as well, giving away sixty five

470
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Speaker 3: dollars gift cards to every caller that gets on the air,

471
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Speaker 3: and you can take a picture in pink at the

472
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Speaker 3: Warehouse as well, tagging the Warehouse and the hats to

473
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Speaker 3: go on the drawer to win one of sixty five

474
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Speaker 3: Barbie Dreamhouse Price packs works worth six hundred dollars.

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Speaker 4: I take it back, I take it back. Sorry, I've

476
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Speaker 4: just been reminded that's Monday. Got some fried breakfast chicken,

477
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Speaker 4: Oh chicken, turn up at eight fifty in the morning,

478
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Speaker 4: and so that was a great perk too.

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Speaker 2: You've really got to be in a certain frame of

480
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Speaker 2: mind for breakfast chicken, thought. But it was a lovely.

481
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Speaker 1: Hits that John and Ben podcast.

482
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Speaker 2: Talking with stuff you're getting for free that others are

483
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Speaker 2: paying for. This may come in the form of a

484
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Speaker 2: work perk. Megan purpose, what work perks.

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Speaker 7: You got made?

486
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Speaker 5: I actually have a park in the building.

487
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Speaker 2: She negotiated a great content. She's like, do you get that?

488
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Speaker 2: Do you at that? Yeah?

489
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Speaker 5: These guys, I don't know. Even our boss doesn't park

490
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Speaker 5: in our building. I don't know how I wrangled that.

491
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Speaker 5: But let's just keep it quiet.

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Speaker 2: I share a carp out was a myth. Hit. That's

493
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Speaker 2: what we're doing, five blocks of five kilometers away.

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Speaker 5: Does this mean hosking downstairs?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.

496
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Speaker 4: So Meghan just rolls on and parks on the convenience

497
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Speaker 4: downskeep I can't know. Yeah, I also forgot to this industry.

498
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Speaker 4: As we see, we used to rain in freebies. A

499
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Speaker 4: large period of my life tour is just dressed and

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Speaker 4: free promotional out whole merch like you know, woodstock, bourbon

501
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Speaker 4: merch or like purple go on and bucket hats and

502
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Speaker 4: things like that.

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Speaker 2: It was good work perks for you being now one. No,

504
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Speaker 2: I mean they have dried up.

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Speaker 3: There used to be CDs back in the day, didn't they.

506
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Speaker 3: When CDs were a thing and used to be able

507
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Speaker 3: to take them down to a store and get either

508
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Speaker 3: store credit or cash. That helped you out when you

509
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Speaker 3: were a young person in this industry.

510
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Speaker 2: They ended up just.

511
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Speaker 4: With a large quantity of like we don't need City two,

512
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Speaker 4: matchbox twenty things.

513
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you go down to give them twelve of the

514
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Speaker 3: same album did you really love Knickelback?

515
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Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden they ever change about.

516
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Speaker 3: Twelve copies of the Feeling I love the Feelers, but

517
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Speaker 3: twelve of them. I bought thirteen copies. I don't want

518
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Speaker 3: to give twelve to the store.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to vour and welcome to the show. How

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Speaker 2: are you? And Palmi Vorn?

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Speaker 15: Hey good you boys, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We're doing well. Work perks. What are you getting for

524
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Speaker 2: free that the rest of us are paying for?

525
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Speaker 15: Well, it's not actually work works. It's school lunch. My

526
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Speaker 15: boys thought, you thought, okay, cool, I'm gonna take a

527
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Speaker 15: burgo do your dad and it reach. And then the

528
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Speaker 15: school lunch started changing to subway and I said to

529
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Speaker 15: the little man, he's only five by then, I said, look, boy,

530
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Speaker 15: if you bring me a school lunch home every day,

531
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Speaker 15: I'll give.

532
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Speaker 7: You a dollar.

533
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Speaker 15: So every day. He started running in with lunch, right,

534
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Speaker 15: So I'm getting free school lunch. So I'm paying a

535
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Speaker 15: dollar for a subway to him, it's free and he's

536
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Speaker 15: getting pocket money.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, school lunch a subwayool lunch.

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Speaker 15: I'm not going to mention the school, but I must

539
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Speaker 15: say I wish I was a student there, because damn

540
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Speaker 15: it's not back in the day. He just got your dan,

541
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Speaker 15: which this is a subway with a little fruit and stuff.

542
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Speaker 15: So yep, so you're getting.

543
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Speaker 2: Him to bring you home his school lunch. Does that

544
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Speaker 2: kind of helps.

545
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Speaker 15: Because he doesn't like that there's letters on and stuff.

546
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Speaker 15: You know, they before the kids, and I'm not I've

547
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Speaker 15: got no problem with that. A nice chicken rap for

548
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Speaker 15: a dollar, I'll take that any day.

549
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what are you eating for for lunch?

550
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Speaker 15: Then I just put it in the fridge tomorrow morning,

551
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Speaker 15: take it to work. That's my lunch. I'm a smoker

552
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Speaker 15: for the morning or whatever.

553
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Speaker 2: Yes, an illegal underground sandwich ringing.

554
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Speaker 15: One of many.

555
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Speaker 2: You know.

556
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Speaker 15: It's like when you walk through your can on well

557
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Speaker 15: willis now they are angry. Then they eat a banana.

558
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Speaker 15: I'm like, well organized that a banana too, And then.

559
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Speaker 2: Are you need the kids fruit?

560
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Speaker 7: Are you?

561
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Speaker 15: I'm eating the rest of his fruit.

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Speaker 3: That's a nice way. We're gonna hold you out for

563
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Speaker 3: sixty five dollars. There's a work perk for you to

564
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Speaker 3: spend at the warehouse. Enjoy that, I.

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Speaker 2: Guess as long as the child's hand pulls the fruit

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Speaker 2: out of the bar.

567
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Speaker 4: And they started, Yeah, Nikki, you're on at Maria now

568
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Speaker 4: your work perk.

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Speaker 2: What are you paying for that? We are We're not

570
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Speaker 2: paying for sorry that.

571
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Speaker 11: We are all I want to say, all gravy in

572
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Speaker 11: the navy.

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Speaker 3: It's catching on Meagan, we're bringing it back, trying to

574
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Speaker 3: get a show catchphrase off the ground.

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Speaker 5: That means she gets show socks though we did promise them.

576
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Speaker 4: Yes, sir, you've got socks. Every pair comes with the spear,

577
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Speaker 4: the unlosable socks, John O Bin and Meghan socks.

578
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Speaker 2: The congratulations NICKI.

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Speaker 11: Them thank you.

580
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Speaker 4: Well.

581
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Speaker 11: I'm a very bit lucky at the moment. So we've

582
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Speaker 11: got family friends that are in the process of opening

583
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Speaker 11: a cafe, so I get to be the taste test

584
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Speaker 11: of the like brist training, storm, baking everything. So it

585
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Speaker 11: is amazing, free, all for free, all for free. Yep,

586
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Speaker 11: and I have to give my honest opinion, which is

587
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Speaker 11: quite hard. Would you kind of like it's more like

588
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Speaker 11: a white than.

589
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Speaker 4: A lafe, But you know, getting quite snobby on your

590
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Speaker 4: coffee too. Yeah, good on you. There you go, free coffee,

591
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Speaker 4: baked goods for Nikki. That's a great work percuse. Yeah,

592
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Speaker 4: a friend of ours, his brother, was getting into the

593
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Speaker 4: tattoo game, and obviously tedo artists they have to start somewhere, right,

594
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Speaker 4: they do, And so he started on our friend and

595
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Speaker 4: well there were some shaky years.

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Speaker 2: But they were free. Everyone else's playing one hundred and sixty.

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Speaker 1: An hour the hits that johnaan Ben podcast.

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Speaker 3: Now, I was telling you guys before the weekend. We

599
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Speaker 3: had a busy weekend of activities, which is great idea

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Speaker 3: weekend for me. In one the things here, Friday night,

601
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Speaker 3: went with some friends to the arcade with the kids

602
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Speaker 3: and families and stuff. It was you know, there was

603
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Speaker 3: a bar area there, an arcade game, so it was

604
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Speaker 3: a fun night. And I messed to get injured though

605
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Speaker 3: at the arcade by standing too close to the punching

606
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Speaker 3: machine when my daughter was doing it and she punched

607
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Speaker 3: not straight but to the side, and the punching bag

608
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Speaker 3: smacked me in the face.

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Speaker 5: Are you like tactical from that?

610
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Speaker 2: Why are you standing right beside the punch?

611
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Speaker 3: I was kind of and it was a marring fault,

612
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Speaker 3: going all right, God, just give me a be shot

613
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Speaker 3: because I had to go, and then she was having

614
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Speaker 3: to go and I was next to the punching bag,

615
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Speaker 3: and then she just maybe it was tactical because it

616
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Speaker 3: went off to the side, a very dangerous location, shack

617
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Speaker 3: me in the face. So anyway, apart from that wonderful evening,

618
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Speaker 3: I went out to you know, I went home to

619
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Speaker 3: order an uber.

620
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Speaker 7: I ordered the uber.

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Speaker 2: I said one minute away, as you do, you know,

622
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Speaker 2: and so we.

623
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Speaker 3: Waited for a bat and then you look at the

624
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Speaker 3: little and you follow the little car like a little

625
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Speaker 3: game that you can't play. And then I was like, oh,

626
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Speaker 3: that's further the one minut's away. Then it recalculated to

627
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Speaker 3: like four or five minutes. And then I was like,

628
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Speaker 3: he's two point four k's away, and you know, this

629
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Speaker 3: is not going to be one minute away. And so

630
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Speaker 3: my wife sort of grabbed, you know, had a look

631
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Speaker 3: at the phone. I was like showing her and I

632
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: was talking to my kids. And then she was like, oh,

633
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 3: this is ridiculous. I'm telling him some stuff and she

634
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 3: messages and starts messaging some things. Someone'm thinking, oh, okay,

635
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Speaker 3: she's yeah, she's the one in the family that would

636
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Speaker 3: get involved and dispute.

637
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, if the wrong meal's been sent out,

639
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Speaker 4: you'll leave it to Amanda.

640
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Speaker 3: I mean, she's just no, she's not rude, l anything.

641
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Speaker 3: She just you know, like, and you're well with and

642
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 3: you're right exactly. I'm just I don't make a scene.

643
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 3: I don't make a fuss.

644
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 2: What was the great story you told?

645
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 4: Like they had sent you got some takeaways and they

646
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Speaker 4: put the wrong meal in, and she's like, you go

647
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Speaker 4: back and sort it out.

648
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Speaker 2: I went back and with her as well, and he

649
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Speaker 2: told you to it. I was like, hey, sorry about that.

650
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Speaker 7: Weird.

651
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Speaker 2: The guy's like, it's.

652
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Speaker 4: Okay you and you keep going it's all good, it's

653
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Speaker 4: all good.

654
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Speaker 2: It's not good. Why did you keep saying it was

655
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Speaker 2: all good? We probably should have just eaten it exactly.

656
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 3: So anyway, this occasion, she's messaging back there, but I'm like, oh, yeah,

657
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Speaker 3: that's all good. She's doing her thing, that's fine. And

658
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Speaker 3: then I realized, oh no, this is on my logan, this.

659
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Speaker 4: Is ben confrontation on my look and how you can

660
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Speaker 4: miss as the driver, You're like, that's ridiculous. Is taken

661
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 4: longer than that is ridiculous.

662
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 2: Hey, I've caught in the saying. I'm like, what I

663
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: told us one minute now it's.

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Speaker 5: Not And I'm oh, I've been boys guys, and I'm

665
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Speaker 5: like oh.

666
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Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh, can you sit in the front.

667
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 3: And I'm like, because the kids and I either pack,

668
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Speaker 3: I'm like and I'm trying to overcompensate, you know, being.

669
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Speaker 2: Going he's going to be.

670
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Speaker 5: Like this, you're literally just giving me late.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then one of the kids won some sort of

673
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Speaker 3: jelly you know how you go the arcade, you win

674
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 3: tickets and you can spend it on whatever it.

675
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 2: Is that's wrought.

676
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 4: Whoever invented the bloody ticketing system was having a laugh

677
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 4: as they did that.

678
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 3: They bought some sort of jelly, these little packets and

679
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 3: the like, yeah, they're kind of like sweets but also

680
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 3: jelly like whatever it was whatever. They went to eat

681
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 3: one of that and it's sort of sat letting on

682
00:27:55,040 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 3: the guy's arm and I was like and then I sorry,

683
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 3: sorry about that, And I was like oh god, down

684
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 3: did you think I spat on them?

685
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 4: And I was.

686
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, do you go on?

687
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 1: Now?

688
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: I can never take an over what.

689
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:19,919
Speaker 4: You don't know starting gone down a look, he's going

690
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 4: to be like this guy is a roller coaster.

691
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 2: He's like he's abusing me. Then he's overly friendly that.

692
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 11: He's on me.

693
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,439
Speaker 2: I was like, there was other kids things. And then

694
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: when he lifts up, thank you, thank you so much,

695
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. So it was really was a

696
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 2: real roller coaster over ride up. How next, Megan, you

697
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: told us yesterday something that you have? How many leads

698
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: of this thing do you have?

699
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 5: It's three kgs?

700
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: Wow, but it was a lot.

701
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 5: How quickly I go through it, it's pretty grim.

702
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have heard that probably over in a lifetime.

703
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 16: Really kilograms with the heads that johnaan Ben podcast now

704
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 16: I mentioned yesterday we got into a heated debate to

705
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 16: as to whether you can use the petrol station facilities

706
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 16: if you're.

707
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 4: Not paying for any you know, petrol Snacks's a little

708
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 4: minature nuts that Ben likes to pay for, gilt nuts

709
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 4: I call them.

710
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 2: He buys those and I use the toilet.

711
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 4: He won't stand for it if I walk in there

712
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 4: and use the petrol station toilet without paying for anything. Yeah,

713
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 4: very nice of you, he gets as he do you

714
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 4: do love your cranberry trios, that your almonds and.

715
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: A little minipeck of almonds. Yeah, well one another one

716
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 2: I want to chuck out there.

717
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 4: And I saw yesterday two days in a row, so

718
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 4: in the supermarket, guys wandering around with a trolley puts

719
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 4: a bottle of coca in his trolley and opens it

720
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 4: up and starts drinking it and shopping as he goes

721
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 4: about his day. Now, from what I can gather, ultimate

722
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 4: boss move, absolute power play. Congratulations, nothing illegal at this stage.

723
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 4: Hasn't shoplifted because probably the intention to buy it at

724
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 4: the counter. You'll just scan it through.

725
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: But can you do that?

726
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 4: Because of this is a this is the thing we

727
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 4: can do with shopping, and we can eat whim we're shopping.

728
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 2: Technically you haven't bought it though.

729
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: Have you?

730
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 4: No?

731
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 5: Technically, that's what I was going to say.

732
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 2: You haven't yet bored it, just gone and grabbed something and.

733
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 5: It started to consume.

734
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have seen someone else do that, eating

735
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: something from the deli counter, like a sandwich or something.

736
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was some sort of like I

737
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 3: come in what it was that was snacking away? And

738
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 3: then I saw them later screwing up the bag and

739
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 3: just putting it in the putting it well, they were

740
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 3: just walking around and then they put it away, you know,

741
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 3: And that's the sort of thing that could happen. He

742
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 3: could could have and I'm not saying he did, but

743
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 3: the bottle at the bottle, I don't like confetation.

744
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 2: I think someone was worth the dark. But yeah, at

745
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: the time, I was like, oh, that's all over there.

746
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 2: But yeah, but.

747
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, did you knock on people in COVID you know

748
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 4: when friends over in their house?

749
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: People were so wild with that. Yeah.

750
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's interesting because I know it's interestingly when

751
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 3: you've got kids and they're getting a bit hungry and

752
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 3: scratching like you know, like a squeezy yogurt or something

753
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 3: like that.

754
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 2: Maybe, you know, because that's.

755
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 5: Why like a lot of the supermarkets do fruit for kids.

756
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 4: Now, yes, but this theory you go there, Well, then

757
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 4: you would argue a case that you're not allowed to

758
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 4: read the magazines while you're waiting an aisle.

759
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 3: Well, you're probably technically not because you're diducing the content.

760
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: You're put in the magazine, but it.

761
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 6: Doesn't disappear when you diduced it. Yeah, you can put

762
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 6: it back and someone can buy it.

763
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: But you've got to pay to have the right to

764
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 2: digest their content.

765
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 3: But you probably should buy the magazine. I'm sure the

766
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 3: magazine people listening.

767
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 2: Reading them, waiting with their trolleys.

768
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, just speaking of you know, shoplifting and sand friend,

769
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 4: basically you can just.

770
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 2: Walk into a shop and take it. Were speaking about shoplifting, except.

771
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:46,239
Speaker 3: What sage conversation when we're talking about the shoplifting, I

772
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 3: was just like speaking of shot.

773
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 6: That worst segue shotto, like, yeah, it's pretty much shoplifting

774
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 6: speaking of sand friend.

775
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 2: You're right.

776
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 3: I was like, no point you that conversation when we're

777
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: talking about shoplifting.

778
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 5: You said, friend, to hold your hand through that.

779
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: Seace you take a trip to Sandfred. I can't go on.

780
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 4: You want to talk about shop on another show, a

781
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: professional show.

782
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 2: They wouldn't have acknowledged that. They would have just gone on.

783
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 4: Maybe we were speaking about it was like stopping. Yeah, yeah,

784
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 4: I was just hoping that you didn't remember that we

785
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 4: were talking about.

786
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 2: But it's illegal.

787
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 4: You can do it over there up to nine hundred

788
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 4: and fifty dollars because it's rampant crime in San Francisco.

789
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 4: So the lawmakers have said, well, if you take anything

790
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 4: to the value of under nine hundred and fifty dollars,

791
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 4: it's a misdemeanor, which ultimately means the police will never

792
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 4: investigate it. And the shop workers they've been told, well,

793
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 4: don't try and stop these people for fear of violence.

794
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: It's like the bus drivers.

795
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 4: Not being allowed to ask if people haven't paid their

796
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 4: fair crazy just wandering and take stuff.

797
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 6: Do you like, look at the TV price tag, You're

798
00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 6: like nine hundred and that's good.

799
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: It's little knocking sandwich.

800
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: Now the hits that Joan Ben podcast.

801
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 3: Last night, Megan, you were like, what are you doing

802
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 3: six o'clock? And I didn't have anything that I was

803
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:13,959
Speaker 3: having to do.

804
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 6: It was like a lot of trust from you. I

805
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 6: was like, right, I need to book you up from

806
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 6: six till eight Tuesday night.

807
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 2: Thursday.

808
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 4: You can handle for a Tuesday. You're like, we are

809
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 4: only at the start line of the week.

810
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 5: Yeah.

811
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 6: So I took you out to the opening of a

812
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 6: new bar. Yeah, owned by your favorite team.

813
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 2: I know, the Warriors got a new bar. It's called

814
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 2: Full Time. The bar. Well, this is like your Disneyland

815
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: and he already loves Disneyland. Yeah, so thank you very

816
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: much for that. There was a few.

817
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 3: I did try and play it cool, and because I

818
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 3: do get quite excited to particularly you being in the

819
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 3: same room or near Warriors players, and.

820
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: There were a few.

821
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 4: He was like, no, give me away from Shawn's Johnson.

822
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: I didn't see you want Rris Johnson there last time,

823
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 2: but he might have been there.

824
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 3: But I tried to play it cold, we know, just

825
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 3: because Megan was there, and you know, Megan's husband Andrew

826
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: was there, and I was like, I can't be just

827
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 3: fanboying out over Warriors or ex Warriors, were ex players

828
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 3: or you know.

829
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 5: But he did point them all out to me.

830
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: Oh yes, did you reddle through all the previous Warriors

831
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 3: teams partshit them as well?

832
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 5: I wanted to. I was like quite keen just to

833
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 5: see Ben be like.

834
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 2: Didn't you want the bar to be called up? The Bars?

835
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 2: The Bars was one of the names that I thought

836
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 2: it was quite good. Yeah, great, yeh. Did they what

837
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 2: they call it? Full time so much works? Well?

838
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's next to Eaton Park. If anyone's in

839
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 3: all I think it's opened from tonight, so it's pretty cool.

840
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: But I tried to tried to play it cold Warriors

841
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 2: scene bars like Warriors stuff everywhere if you.

842
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 3: Warriors things, but so other sports as well. So amazing screens,

843
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 3: like a real wrap around screen around the bar.

844
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 2: I don't know how to.

845
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 6: Take screens everywhere, Like you can't go anywhere in that

846
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 6: bar without saying, like the screen. I don't know if

847
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 6: they're all He's going to be playing one thing, but

848
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 6: there will always be sport that you can see, that's

849
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:04,479
Speaker 6: for sure.

850
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 2: And so did he drop you home afterwards? City?

851
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 6: We offered to drop him home and he was like,

852
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 6: oh no, Uber, but yeah, we have two car seats

853
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 6: in the back so he would have a squeeze.

854
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 3: I was almost going to take him. I was half,

855
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: you know where you're talking. I was talking to you

856
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 3: guys and talking about people. You don't want to be

857
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 3: that person on your phone. So I was half getting

858
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 3: messages from my wife because she was going to pick

859
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 3: me up. And then later on I was she was like,

860
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 3: I've ordered dinner and stuff, and I was half lock

861
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 3: at messages. It seemed like I was meant to pick

862
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 3: up the dinner and get an uber home. That's what

863
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 3: the messages for.

864
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 2: When I like regularly, when are you come to pick

865
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 2: me up?

866
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 3: I told you the dinners need to pick out half

867
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 3: across the road from where you are and taken over.

868
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh wow, I'm like an hour late for

869
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 2: you guys.

870
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 6: So it was like, oh, my wife's picking me up.

871
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 6: And then we walked past and he's waiting for an

872
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 6: over and I was like, out, want to ride?

873
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get home, had a few beers and dinner

874
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 3: is quite late for the kids sitting there for sitting

875
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 3: there for a while, but anyway, at least it was

876
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 3: past that you could reheat it, so I was fine.

877
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 2: So that was that nice. So thank you Mega. That

878
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 2: was very very funny surprise and good surprise.

879
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: The hits that johonnaan Ben podcast in the.

880
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: Country this weekend from Friday.

881
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 3: He's doing some shows for kids and she shows for

882
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 3: slightly older kids as well.

883
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 2: It looks very funny.

884
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 3: David Williams, author comedian, it'd be great to have the

885
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 3: New Zealand.

886
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 4: And he joins us over zoom now David, Hello, Hello,

887
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 4: David Williams, there is right.

888
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look very rested in a wonderful little hotel

889
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: room there.

890
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: I am.

891
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 17: Yes, I've been enjoying myself. I've been watching the dirty

892
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 17: movies on the.

893
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 2: Do you still watch? Do any movies and hotel rooms?

894
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 2: You know there's the internet.

895
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:45,959
Speaker 7: I don't think there are an.

896
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Speaker 2: We're very excited you coming to New Zealand this weekend.

897
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: You've got to be here. You're in Australia now.

898
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 3: I noticed from your social media you had people on

899
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 3: stage there were you were kissing one of them.

900
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 2: There was all sorts going on.

901
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 17: It was It's been really fun actually, because the show

902
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 17: is sort of well planned out, but there is plenty

903
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 17: of chance to sort of be loose and to be

904
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 17: playful as well. And obviously with any comedy really that

905
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 17: the best parts are often the spontaneous parts, aren't they

906
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 17: That the bits that the audience wouldn't have seen last

907
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 17: night and not going to see the next night.

908
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 4: I was in.

909
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 17: Newcastle. I no, that's where I am now. No, No, no,

910
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 17: my new Yeah, no, I'm in Newcast but I was

911
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 17: somewhere else. Where's all the churches? Where's Adelaide?

912
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 2: I sounds like your toener is quite spontaneous too.

913
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Speaker 17: Yes, I just wake up and I was in Adelaide

914
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 17: and was so much fun and the audience is such

915
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 17: a big part of it. It was Saturday night, they'd

916
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 17: had a few drinks and so they were kind of

917
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 17: keen on getting involved, which is which I encourage.

918
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 4: Must be frightening for you going opening the floor to

919
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 4: questions from the audience.

920
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 17: Especially when you don't know what city you're in. The

921
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 17: best questions are the ones that's rude. I had this

922
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 17: great this woman came up, like in her early twenties

923
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 17: or something like that. She said, Yeah, my mum was

924
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 17: meant to come tonight but she couldn't make it, so

925
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Speaker 17: she gave the tickets to me. And I'm just twenty two,

926
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 17: so I just want to ask, who are you.

927
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Speaker 7: Right? Question? Yeah, and there was there was a boy

928
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 7: got up in Sydney and he was like.

929
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Speaker 17: I've read all forty three of your books. When you're

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00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 17: going to write a good one, these are the ones

931
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 17: that get the best laughs. Are the ones that you

932
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:41,320
Speaker 17: know that put me down. So please rude questions listeners, because.

933
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Speaker 3: You've got these shows there earlier in the day, which

934
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Speaker 3: I gets a bit more caned around the box.

935
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Speaker 7: The kids and.

936
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 17: Yeah, the family shows in the day for people who

937
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 17: like my books and shows in the evening. I mean,

938
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 17: there's not that adult, but I wouldn't take your eight

939
00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 17: year old with teenager and they'd seen Little Britain and stuff.

940
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Speaker 17: But I think it'd be fine.

941
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Speaker 6: How do you navigate between doing the comedy for you know,

942
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 6: like a PG audience and then moving into something a

943
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Speaker 6: little bit more adult related.

944
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Speaker 17: Well, I kind of I feel like it's the same me,

945
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 17: but it's just it's just slightly it's just slightly different.

946
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Speaker 17: You know, I'm not I don't I feel with the kids,

947
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 17: you know, as a children's author, I don't patronize them,

948
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 17: you know, like I don't go hallo kiddies. You know,

949
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 17: it's still me and I'm still an archic and obviously

950
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 17: I just know not to drop the F bomb.

951
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Speaker 3: I'm very excited. I think we're all going at various

952
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 3: stages over the weekend. Do you think about your career

953
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 3: because I was reading yesterday you started, you know, back

954
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 3: at I think at Edinburgh and things like that, performing

955
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 3: to the just a handful of people, and now you're

956
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 3: selling out in New Zealand and Australia and you've done

957
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 3: amazing comedy shows and books. Do you think about that

958
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 3: journey that you've been on.

959
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 17: Yeah, always, I think you've always got to feel very

960
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 17: grateful because, yeah, me and Matt's first ever gig together

961
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 17: was to three people.

962
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 7: Who are those.

963
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 2: People's as big as this gig right now? There's three

964
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: muss Yeah it was you three day one baby, Yeah,

965
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: just three.

966
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Speaker 7: But then that's how it all starts.

967
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Speaker 17: Everyone's you start a humble way, and it's good because

968
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 17: it keeps you grounded and makes you grateful that you've

969
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 17: had your success. And I think it's just really important,

970
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,320
Speaker 17: isn't it not to take it for granted. I just

971
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 17: always remind myself when I was a lifeguard at the

972
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 17: local swimming pool and what I used to get paid

973
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,240
Speaker 17: an hour to be there, And then I think about

974
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 17: what I got paid now, And okay, David, stop complaining.

975
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you don't even have to mouth to mouth

976
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 2: anyone nowadays. There was the lady of the audience. You

977
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 2: were quite hoky until.

978
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 17: I'm very big with the older lady.

979
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 2: Did David Williams actually have to save anyone from drowning?

980
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 2: And your years as a lifeguard?

981
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 7: I didn't, and I was desperate too to push children

982
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 7: in the pool.

983
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 1: The hits that Joan Being podcast.

984
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 3: Just discovered that you used to go the same gym

985
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 3: as Prince Harry, Is it correct?

986
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 17: Correct? Until he moved to America, which is very selfish

987
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 17: of him. We used to, Yeah, we used to sit

988
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 17: in the steam room together and did you is a

989
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 17: very well built young man.

990
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 7: I must say.

991
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 17: He's great, really fun, really friendly, real laugh. I know,

992
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 17: I know it's silly, you know, but there's not like

993
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 17: you know, you had to call him Prince Harry or something,

994
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 17: you know of that.

995
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 5: What did you call him when you're sitting there at

996
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 5: a towel?

997
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 17: I called him big boy because it was like, you know,

998
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 17: I think he was. He's the most down to earth

999
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 17: and the most normal of a lot of them. And

1000
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 17: good luck to him, you know, I've always liked him.

1001
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 7: Was always great.

1002
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 4: If he if he like, forgot a swipe car, would

1003
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 4: you be able to swipe him into the gym?

1004
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 2: Or is there like a five hundred dollars fine for that.

1005
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 4: Was a.

1006
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 2: Fancy gym. You're not snip foot.

1007
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 17: But it was very popular there because it's just to

1008
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 17: laugh and just always fun, always full of energy and

1009
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 17: just it was no like, oh my goodness, it's Prince Harry.

1010
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 17: You know he has to be kept away from everyone else.

1011
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 17: He just you know, everyone loved him. Now coming up

1012
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:20,720
Speaker 17: with me, I love about him. Quoting Prince Harry, your.

1013
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 4: Sell tickets to his own showed and New Zealand this week.

1014
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: In how long does it take you to write a book?

1015
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 4: And is it like a constant cloud hanging over you

1016
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 4: like you're in the middle of writing books?

1017
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 7: Now, I've been.

1018
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 17: I've been writing one as we've been speaking. Actually it

1019
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 17: takes a few it takes a few months. But you know, again,

1020
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 17: I just keep reminding myself. Although you know, sometimes it

1021
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 17: feels like hard work because you're stressed and you're working

1022
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 17: late into the night or whatever, and you know you

1023
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 17: get frustrated and all that.

1024
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 7: But you know, I just keep my mindself. Yes, it's

1025
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 7: not actual real hard work. You know, it is.

1026
00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 17: Daunting, but at the same time, by the time you

1027
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 17: sort of filled it and created a story, it's really exciting.

1028
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 17: So actually I always can't wait to get on to

1029
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 17: the next one.

1030
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: Oh, we're very excited about you. Here the final question.

1031
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: I went to look on an article last Night's from

1032
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 3: the Age and then see David Williams has advice for Adele,

1033
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 3: and then I had to pay for that to subscribe,

1034
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 3: and I didn't do that.

1035
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 2: So what what's your advice for Adele?

1036
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 7: This story is what happens.

1037
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 17: You say one thing and then Chinese whispers, it gets

1038
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 17: reporting all these different sites. Well, basically, Adele used to

1039
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 17: both be my neighbor, so I'd see her a lot,

1040
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 17: and she came around, she came around with her for dinner,

1041
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 17: and she brought her oscar.

1042
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 7: It's really really nice.

1043
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 17: And anyway, and I was talking to her because it

1044
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 17: was like a long time between the second and the

1045
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 17: third album, and so I said, I said, you know,

1046
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 17: is it difficult you know, just come up a song

1047
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 17: and it's like yeah, because you know you've had these

1048
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 17: rative hits and now you're sort of competing. You're not

1049
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 17: competing by other people, you're not competing with yourself. And

1050
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 17: she was like, yeah, I suppose it is, because I

1051
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,800
Speaker 17: guess if you've written a song like someone like you,

1052
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 17: you're starting to write another song and then you think, oh,

1053
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 17: it's not as good as someone like that.

1054
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 7: It's just coming in.

1055
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 17: Your head, even though she may be better or different whatever.

1056
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,439
Speaker 17: And so anyway, she took that advice and now.

1057
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:27,279
Speaker 7: You right, Hello, Thanks, I help all the big I've

1058
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 7: got a note for everybody, Pep, Philbergh.

1059
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 2: Prince, Harry and the sauna. You got them all.

1060
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 7: I've got something to say to you.

1061
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 3: Oh we love catching up and order on it, Harry,

1062
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 3: David Williams in New Zealand this week Friday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday, Auckland,

1063
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: Wellington and christ We can't wait to see it in

1064
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 3: New Zealand.

1065
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 7: Are you coming?

1066
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 3: I'll be there Friday night. I think John going on Saturday.

1067
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 3: So yeah, I can't wait to see it.

1068
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 17: I can't wait with you come backstage and catch me

1069
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 17: in my underpants when I'm getting dressed.

1070
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: I love to I don't know if I'll be allowed to.

1071
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: What do I say? Maybe that's the first question. Can

1072
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 2: I come back expeciation to see you in your underpants?

1073
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 17: Yes, that would be a great question. Because I'm such

1074
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 17: a terrible show off. I'll probably strip off on stage.

1075
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: Okay, great, I'd love to see you in your underpants

1076
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,359
Speaker 2: and love to see your.

1077
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 7: Promise me you're going to ask that question?

1078
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,919
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, but okay, right it sounds great.

1079
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 17: All right, Well, and I come back backstage and see

1080
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 17: you and your and I'll ask it at the children's shown.

1081
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 7: One your Dark and Disturbed Mind.

1082
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see it Friday night.

1083
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: And the hits that Joan Ben podcast.

1084
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 2: About the Auckland if C.

1085
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 3: New Zealand's got a brand new team in the A

1086
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 3: League football for the Auckland team and we want to

1087
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 3: get in behind many in PJ in the afternoons. They've

1088
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 3: got their selves a move which I don't know exactly

1089
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 3: what the move is, but we're like, we're coming up

1090
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 3: with the move. We're going to inspire the fans, and

1091
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 3: we're like, well, hang on, why don't we try and

1092
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 3: putch a move.

1093
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 6: This is like a celebration move, so after they score

1094
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 6: a goal, the players and everyone in the stands can

1095
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 6: do this move as a celebration.

1096
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 2: I feel like hate far bit from me.

1097
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 4: I've never invented a move before, but I feel like

1098
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 4: we're doing Do we want to score the goals first

1099
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 4: and then come up with the move or do you

1100
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 4: need to have to move before the goals are scored

1101
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 4: because the team has then played you and we're already

1102
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 4: invading a move. I feel like in order of things

1103
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 4: of priorities, yeah, but then you don't know goal is

1104
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,359
Speaker 4: going to happen at some stage, and then you want

1105
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 4: to know what to do, right, You want to be prepared.

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00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,200
Speaker 3: Otherwise you're like, oh, no, we didn't come up with

1108
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 3: the move. They'll score another goal and then you know,

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00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 3: which would be great, but you'll just sit there applauding. Yeah, yeah, great,

1110
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 3: which great you do applause. Failing to prepare, preparing to fail.

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00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: So we put a couple of moves out on our

1113
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 3: social media as well. We went to the football grounds.

1114
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 3: We ignored the signs that said keep off the grass

1115
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 3: and we went out there and.

1116
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 4: We very soggy shoes. I said, I now know why

1117
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 4: you keep off the grass? Yeah yeah, And there was

1118
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 4: a very There was a medley of moves. There was

1119
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 4: the trying to get on the property ladder where we

1120
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 4: would all try and climb on the goal. So the

1121
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 4: goal scored and we all try and clamber up the goalposts.

1122
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: Because they're an Auckland based team, so we're like, let's

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00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 3: come up with an Auckland Auckland move or a night

1124
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 3: because they're called the Black Knights. There were some options

1125
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 3: so that John I said. There was the property ladder,

1126
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 3: There was the Pontsibi Road. I was like a very

1127
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 3: poor table too. Sorry, I was like things would be

1128
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 3: sliding off. The table was on my hands and these

1129
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 3: you guys are pretending to drink lattes. Yeah.

1130
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 18: Yeah.

1131
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 2: There was the pile up on the motorway. We were

1132
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 2: all just piled on top of each other.

1133
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 4: There was the ram raids too, where you were a

1134
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 4: shop door and then I drove through with the shirt

1135
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 4: over my face. The problem is that it needs to

1136
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 4: be a move that not only the players can do,

1137
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 4: but also the people in the crowd can do, and

1138
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 4: so a lot of.

1139
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 5: The ray would be difficult. It requires three people.

1140
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 2: And a lot of movements.

1141
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 4: You know.

1142
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:50,479
Speaker 3: I want to be able to do it in the seat.

1143
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 3: So pretty much ninety nine percent about moves. We're not

1144
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: good for the crowd, very physical.

1145
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 4: That's why the Phoenix have done a great job of

1146
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,439
Speaker 4: just taking their shirts off and just swinging them around

1147
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 4: the head.

1148
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 2: Anyone could do that, no matter you are. Yeah, now, Megan,

1149
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 2: you've you've cracked it. I think you know.

1150
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 6: With the name, I don't know if it was I

1151
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 6: just took inspiration from the name, so not like hugely original,

1152
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 6: but I went for a moved that I'm.

1153
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 5: Calling the knighthood.

1154
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 6: So the player bends down on one knee and another

1155
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 6: one nights them tap on the right shoulder, tap on

1156
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 6: the left shoulder, and.

1157
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 3: You can do that to people next to you in

1158
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 3: the crowd. You can bend down if you can, but

1159
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,919
Speaker 3: if not, you can just turn and not the other person.

1160
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: Two plus and role play love it? Okay? Is that

1161
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: the move we're putting forward. That's the move we're putting

1162
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 2: forward right now. That's the move. So that's what what

1163
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: a medium PJ don We don't know. I don't know, No, I.

1164
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 3: Don't know what's going out today, but lots shrouded in

1165
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 3: secrets there knowing.

1166
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 2: PJ probably nothing, something shamboling, scramble something together in the

1167
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 2: last five to the deadline. Yeah, So that's our move

1168
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: for the show.

1169
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 3: We'll put it up on social media today and we'll

1170
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 3: get some votes and we'll see if we can meet

1171
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 3: Maddie and PJ for their move, which we don't know

1172
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 3: what they're one is yet.

1173
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 7: Okay.

1174
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 4: And then one of the most votes obviously is democracy.

1175
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 4: There's the one that we're going to be pitching to

1176
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 4: the club.

1177
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 3: Putting the club, pitching to the fans and then old

1178
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 3: it's they're out of work has started. It's not up

1179
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,840
Speaker 3: to us anymore. Will it take off or will it not?

1180
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 3: I mean those things. You know, it's very hard to

1181
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 3: create those things.

1182
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 4: We've tried to start catchphrases in the past, but we're

1183
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 4: not catchphrase. It does take It needs to catch on

1184
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 4: like wildfire, and that is that's the unknown.

1185
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 2: Who would have thought up the wars? Yeah, would have

1186
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 2: been a thing. It was like a hugely massive thing.

1187
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: We tried to get all gravy in the Navy was

1188
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 2: going to be the shows.

1189
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 10: In the Navy.

1190
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: We did it. We did it for a week and

1191
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 2: then really pete it out.

1192
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 1: The hits the johnaan Ben podcast.

1193
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 3: School Holidays just around the corner, and there's a new

1194
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 3: live show starting today, Roll Dahal's Matilda.

1195
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 2: The story looks really good at.

1196
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 3: The Bruce Mason Center and Auckland running for the school holidays,

1197
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 3: and we've got two of the stars are joining us

1198
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 3: ahead of opening nights. And we've got Rebecca who plays

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00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 3: Miss Honey and Juliet who plays Matilda, one of the

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00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: few they're playing Matilda.

1201
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 2: Welcome to the studio. How you guys going good? You're

1202
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: looking amazing. Yeah, thank you.

1203
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,720
Speaker 3: Yes, Matilda the Musical Bruce Mason, Senter and takapoona incredible production.

1204
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 2: Matilda.

1205
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 3: It's a great show, isn't it.

1206
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 18: Yeah, lots of great songs, lots of It's really one

1207
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 18: of my favorite.

1208
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's pretty amazing role, Joel. I know I learned

1209
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 2: from Telly. That's smarter the man. Yeah, why do you

1210
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 2: know so much about it? I went to Matilda the

1211
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 2: Musical a couple of years ago. I had the time

1212
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 2: in my life.

1213
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 5: Really songs good on.

1214
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, a really big role though, wasn't it, Juliet for you? Like,

1215
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 3: how has it been like getting that amazing role?

1216
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 6: Definitely the biggest role I've had.

1217
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 18: So I've learned of my lines, but it's quite nave.

1218
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the key thing. Learn your lines, don't forget them.

1219
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you, John.

1220
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 2: If you could have her powers, what would one thing

1221
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 2: you'd like to move?

1222
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 18: Probably like my sister.

1223
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: I thought about that first. Great answer. How has it

1224
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:02,959
Speaker 2: been working?

1225
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 3: Because cast of adults and kids as well, it must

1226
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 3: be a challenging but also amazing at the same time.

1227
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 18: Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty incredible. And we have three Matilda's

1228
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 18: working on the show as well, and then two sets

1229
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 18: of kids. So it's been super fun and super fresh,

1230
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 18: rotating casts and everyone brings different energy, which is super fun.

1231
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite?

1232
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 18: Matilda's such a dangerous question to.

1233
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 2: Ask one you don't have to answer now publicly, Julia.

1234
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 2: Now people might not know this. You're actually broadcast to

1235
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 2: Tony Streets daughter.

1236
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, AMMAULI didn't know that.

1237
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 4: She was looking at me, dear got her she is,

1238
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 4: but you are, and and Matt, your dad is out there.

1239
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 4: Now we've got a wonderful, wonderful history.

1240
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 3: Don't bring out the running the running incident. We're on

1241
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 3: holiday over New Years, Rebecca, Okay, you can you can

1242
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 3: judge of that, Okay, okay.

1243
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 4: So we're on holiday over New Years and fonga, Mata

1244
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 4: man and I was running around you were you know,

1245
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 4: on holiday together? Were?

1246
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: No?

1247
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 2: We just Matt.

1248
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,200
Speaker 4: We was running and I was running and we collided

1249
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 4: at an intersection, not literally, and I was like, oh

1250
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 4: we are you running too?

1251
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: Mates, I'm just going for my my morning run. And

1252
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 2: I was like, I'll run with you now. The entire

1253
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 2: time I talked, I talked as he's running, I ask

1254
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: him questions.

1255
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 4: It was basically like a slow moving interview for about

1256
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 4: forty minutes, and then I got to the end of it.

1257
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:24,720
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, we should do this again tomorrow?

1258
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 4: He said probably not, probably not too much talking was

1259
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:33,640
Speaker 4: like fair enough to dare come home and talk about that.

1260
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 7: Juliet.

1261
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:41,480
Speaker 3: Rebecca from Matilda the Musical tickets to give away if

1262
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 3: John O and Meghan can answer four questions about Matilda.

1263
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 2: Okay, John, I feel like John should be able to

1264
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 2: get these all right. Okay, this is making on JOHNO then,

1265
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,400
Speaker 2: because he seems like he's the expert on the I

1266
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 2: suck one song about a TV Okay, okay, So the

1267
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 2: first question here, John asked the first question, Julia, Well,

1268
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 2: is Matilda's special.

1269
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 4: Power she can make things move and float and all

1270
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 4: that sort of years should we give them that? One

1271
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 4: sort of You don't seem overly satisfied names Telkin.

1272
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: So we'll get that's one ticket. One ticket we have

1273
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 2: it's so far to give away, okay, Rebecca.

1274
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,879
Speaker 18: Next question, what kind of business do Matilda's parents run?

1275
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 2: The used car? Didn't they they did?

1276
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1277
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's a bloody, grubby used car. Dodgy things. He

1278
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 2: was running the clocks backwards and stuff.

1279
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 5: Okay, Next question, what's Matilda's last name?

1280
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 2: Matilda's last name?

1281
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 3: She's She's just the single name the musical Yeah, it's

1282
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 3: not the musical the musical Green, No, that's Matilda Green

1283
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 3: was the merit.

1284
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 2: The Bachelor. What is her last name?

1285
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 5: Wamwood Wormwood?

1286
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,720
Speaker 2: I did not know. I lose out on that ticket.

1287
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 2: And one more for the third ticket.

1288
00:53:59,160 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 4: What food I?

1289
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 18: And does Bruce bog Trotter eat in the musical The Musical.

1290
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 4: That you love something the pudding's trunshball makes him eat

1291
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 4: the whole cake?

1292
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1293
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 2: Well there we go. And she has a very experienced

1294
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 2: shot putter. Wasn't she beckon her day? Don't don't throw

1295
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 2: other but that's not one of the questions. Thanks for

1296
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 2: coming in, guys, and enjoy the show.

1297
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,920
Speaker 1: The hits that John and Ben podcast.

1298
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 3: Up early, so we like to know other people that

1299
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 3: are up early what they're doing around the country. Part

1300
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 3: of the six o'clock Club?

1301
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 2: Are you sixy? And you know it's I. You just

1302
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 2: have to phind us up and tell us a why

1303
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 2: on earth you up at this hour of the day?

1304
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 2: And also what's on the what's on the agenda today?

1305
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 2: His and loads of what's on your day? We're going

1306
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 2: to go to person. Hi Georgie, good morning.

1307
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 4: How are you?

1308
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: We're doing really well? How wake are you right now?

1309
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 2: Percentage twice? Are you from? How long you been up? Georgie?

1310
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,000
Speaker 12: I shouted it for well, what are you do? Oh,

1311
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:01,719
Speaker 12: career driver?

1312
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,320
Speaker 4: She s this an early hour to drop off packages

1313
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,760
Speaker 4: at people's houses four o'clock.

1314
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 12: Oh no, they don't appreciate it.

1315
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 4: Fine, Oh yeah, and you are honestly delivering parcels that

1316
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 4: sort of four thirty five.

1317
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 2: Ye really to businesses.

1318
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 3: I guess some businesses are open twenty four hours, aren't

1319
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,720
Speaker 3: They have security on and stuff.

1320
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 12: Yeah, they give us, give us a key or something

1321
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 12: to drop it off.

1322
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 5: Do you decide that, like, do you just want to

1323
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 5: get a jump on the day and avoid traffic and stuff?

1324
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 12: Well, no, because we just go go go all day,

1325
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 12: just go go. Imagine you start the bill of your

1326
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 12: day is basically I don't mean to.

1327
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 4: Get personal, Georgie, but I imagine you've got magnificent calf muscles.

1328
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,399
Speaker 4: You look at the legs of career drivers. They've all

1329
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 4: got great calves.

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Speaker 12: Oh that's that's that was the heyday.

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Speaker 2: I think still I've rigging, there's still good I can

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Speaker 2: tell those calves are still strong. Georgie, that's sure a

1333
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Speaker 2: lot of running.

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Speaker 4: I like it because the next door we've got a

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Speaker 4: cafe here at next door to work, and they are

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Speaker 4: trusting because I noticed the go the milk.

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Speaker 2: He's just got the key to the place.

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Speaker 12: Oh right, yeah. Yeah. It means they get it before

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Speaker 12: they even start with so that I need to wait.

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Speaker 4: I would not be trusted. I could not be trusted

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Speaker 4: with responsibility the keys.

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Speaker 2: To businesses all over town. Yeah, that's pretty pretty. Do

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00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 2: you do you steal stuff packages?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, keep You wouldn't go down to well it's

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Speaker 2: a great. What's the craziest thing you've had to deliver? Georgie,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 12: Some of the stuff is just super extensive, like and

1349
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 12: you don't realize until someone tells you and you're just like, holy,

1350
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Speaker 12: you can lucky I didn't drop that.

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Speaker 3: You're still taking photos, like sometimes the couriers take a

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00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,439
Speaker 3: photo of leaving the packages or when you get your package, right.

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00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, we take a photo just so they can

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00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 12: see where we've dropped it. And it kind of proves

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Speaker 12: that we've put it go anywhere.

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Speaker 2: Because once I've got a photo taken when I was

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Speaker 2: holding the package and I.

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Speaker 3: Was in my and the front of the house, I

1359
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Speaker 3: was like, I don't know where this is going, but

1360
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Speaker 3: I'm holding a package in my underpants at home.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, where's this going. There must be like a

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Speaker 2: courier pits dot com website or something.

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Speaker 3: Oh, George, you're going to hook you up thanks to

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00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 3: the warehouse or the sixty five dollars gift cards you

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Speaker 3: can spend there as well with