WEBVTT - BONUS EP: Introducing "The Montoyas" 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:00.960 Hello everybody. 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:04.400 This is a different podcast and your Parenting Hangover feed, 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:08.160 which is another member of the iHeartRadio family. It's a 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:13.320 new podcast from Warrior Marcelo Montoya and his incredible wife Taylor. 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:15.280 What we're doing here is every now and then a 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:17.880 podcast which we think you could be interested in, will 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.840 end up in this feed as well. It's a way 0:00:19.880 --> 0:00:23.680 of broadening your podcast horizons. Me and Jordan are huge 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:27.800 Warriors fans. Marcello is the man. I actually work with 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.000 Taylor at my day job at the radio as well, 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.000 so I can vouch for her being a great person 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:34.600 as well. These two are very funny. The idea of 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:39.479 this podcast is them sharing their unique life. I guess 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:41.559 is a good way of putting it. He's a superstar 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:45.400 international sportsperson and she's a crazy Australian who produces a 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:48.519 radio breakfast show. It's very funny. So if you like this, 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:50.840 maybe you could add it to your podcast diet as well. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.519 It's called the Montoyas. This is the first episode. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:54.400 Enjoy. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:01:01.279 This is an iHeartRadio New Zealand podcast. One of your 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.400 sons or daughters is going to knock on our door 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.200 and say Dad, So I'm not sure what she's insinuating 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.280 there a bit of infidel tips. I've got show and 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:13.920 tell for you today. It's done. You know, I was 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:18.080 up on the couch, leg up, up, it's good. Back, 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:32.360 there's good now, No, it's pretty the textbookship Now. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:31.000 Hello, my love, how's it going good? 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:32.680 How are you? 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.080 This is fun, it's awesome. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.399 This is this is the Montroyas podcast. Who would have 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.240 bloody thought? 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:40.360 Great set up here? 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:43.840 Yeah, thanks to our team, Adam producer Adam. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.880 Adam Bowman call him pumps. 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:46.920 Nice. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.880 So you guys on that friendship basis already I got 0:01:49.960 --> 0:01:52.400 left out of that. So it's nice that you getting 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.560 them on your site. Yes, so yeah, did you ever 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.320 think you'd be on a podcast one day? 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.680 I didn't think I'd be on a podcast. However, when 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.720 you think about it, I can talk a bit of shit. 0:02:04.160 --> 0:02:05.960 Absolutely. I back that to the day. 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.960 So eventually down the track someone would have called that 0:02:09.000 --> 0:02:11.200 out and said, hang on, Mass, I think maybe we 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:12.839 should get your own a potty with someone else. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:14.160 My wife. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:17.320 Yeah, because I got this for us, he did. Yeah, 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:21.160 I did. I work in radio right at the hits 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:25.720 great great station, and we own iHeartRadio, or we don't 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:31.680 own sorry company, The Hits doesn't own. The company we 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.160 work for owns both The Hits and iHeart Radio. And 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:39.400 then they obviously noticed my natural ability to talk shit, but. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.320 They obviously realized my ability as well because they wanted 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:43.280 me to be on this podcast. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:45.640 So this is something they're like, who's an easy get? Oh? 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:49.119 Her husband? And that's how it went. Not really, no, absolutely, 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.280 I was in conversation or from what I. 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.200 Believe, they did trial a few other people and howd 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:54.440 that go? 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.480 Really good? Actually, I think we need to revisit. 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:59.120 Those hend So who's sitting here me? 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:02.959 Yeah, okay? And who's who's so fucking good? 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.200 Aren't you? And whose last name is it? Mine? 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:09.239 And mine? Actually? Fun fact, this is actually all I 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:11.320 like because I'm not My real name isn't even taller 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:16.200 Montoya In Australia, it is, but our marriage is only 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:18.440 recognized in Australia, not in New Zealand. 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:20.040 So pretty much I've got us the gig. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:24.320 Then no, you fuck with that's just your last name. Well, 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:28.320 guess what the Montoya and the Lombardy that's my maiden name. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:29.600 Well it's the Montoya's. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.880 Guess what a lot of Montoya in New Zealand pretty 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:34.320 much is it? 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:39.800 Pod comes in a lot more bag. It's the Lombardy 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:41.840 it's my podcast. You know, if you go to Italy 0:03:41.920 --> 0:03:45.240 and you say Lombardy, you'll be treated like royalty. Now 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.480 Lombardy in Italy is like what Smith is in Australia. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:54.320 Everyone's called Lombardy Smith. Well, yeah, Smith is a popular 0:03:54.320 --> 0:04:01.160 surname in Australia. In Italy, well, my family is from Oh, 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:02.880 my dad's going to kill me if I get this wrong. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:06.400 I'm pretty sure. My dad is from like pretty sure, Lazio, 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.920 which is near Rome. It's like a town or something 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:12.560 near there. And then my mom's from the north. They 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:16.360 were from an island which is now known as Marley Lawson. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:19.920 Your grandparents, my grandparents, and my mom. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.080 Well, obviously my grandparents are from there, my mom's from there, 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:27.360 your grandfather, but now it's it's it's Croatian. It's Croatian land. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:31.480 They wanted not from there. No, no, no, Nona is actually 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:32.279 born in Egypt. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:36.520 Yeah, none was from there. Yeah, your mom's from Condor Park. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:40.920 Yeah, but with an Italian like her blood. Her blood 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:45.560 is Italian. Okay, Well, I could say the same thing 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.400 about you. You're Fijian, but you're actually from Campbelltown. 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:51.400 So I was born in Fiji. You were born in Italy. 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:55.200 I'm not saying me, but well you refer to me 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.320 from that. How do you go from Fiji to Campbelltown? 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.320 Tell us how you got there? That's why. No, I'm 0:05:02.320 --> 0:05:03.880 being dangerious. That's interesting. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:05.000 That's how it happened. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:07.840 How he fucking woke up in Fiji and then the 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:10.200 next day worke coming car. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.520 In Australia, especially in Sydney. Old West West is mom, 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:15.080 I grew up. I'm proud west you mate, crowd. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:23.520 Your family get to Fiji to Campbelltown? Like what was we. 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:24.360 Flew over from? 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:34.560 I'm not talking, I mean from not even fight. I'll ring, 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:40.000 I'll ring your mom up and arson Paula. So how 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.799 old were you before you moved to Australia. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:43.720 Three years old? 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.640 Thank you? So there had to be something within three 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.520 years that said to your mom, I want to move 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:50.080 to Australia. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:51.599 Hang on, hang on, I'm a mine reader. 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:58.400 You don't know. Yeah, but you're twenty eight now, so 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:02.360 I'm sure in the last twenty six years the question 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:04.599 has come up. I asked my dad why his family 0:06:04.600 --> 0:06:05.320 moved to Australia. 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:06.680 He was asked a lot of questions. 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:12.000 Yeah, because I'm intrigued, and also I've actually never got 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:14.000 a straight in say out of my granddad why they 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.880 moved to Australia. They said, to chase a better life. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:21.320 But it only is pretty fucking good, So dodge stuff there. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:25.120 My mom likes to say. My mom likes to say 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:29.320 that both my dad and my granddad have millions of 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:33.119 kids out there unaccounted for. I don't like to play 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:36.840 the film. And she says, one of these days, and 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.440 that's my dad's name, Ange, one of your sons or 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.680 daughters is going to knock on our door and say Dad. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.480 And I'm not putting up with that shit. So I'm 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.720 not sure what she's insinuating there a bit of infidelity, 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:52.720 but hey, well here's a story. I seeing as this 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:56.520 is the first episode, I thought, what better story to 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.360 tell everyone to get to know us more? 0:06:59.480 --> 0:06:59.720 Right? 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:05.120 So do you remember the time? When? Do you remember 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:12.160 the time? MJ? Is that MJE cut when I'm getting 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:14.560 a dead leg? Sorry Louis, it's not all about you 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.840 right now, mister Anal Glenn boy. It would have been 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:23.800 like a year inter us dating officially, don't give him 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:31.600 the finger a year inter us dating officially, And Mum 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.360 and dad were out and you were at my house 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.920 and no one was home. Luke my oldest brother, he 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.480 was also out out at the races. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:41.920 Went somewhere. 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:45.120 He is at the races in his suit. Yeah. And 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:49.120 we were in the back room watching a movie. And 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.640 as you do when you're that young and in love, 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:56.640 movie turns into more of an affliction moment. Yeah, read 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:02.720 mind and the back room to paint a picture to everyone, 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.600 because you run a photo, you'd want a picture of these. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:10.800 The TV's on the wall, couch up against the up 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:15.440 against the wall as well opposite wall. Huge window. Window 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.600 doesn't go to anywhere, just the backyard, garage door and 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.680 the garage door. So no one's homes, No one's going 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:22.480 to see anything. 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:24.840 Not the actual garage door, but the door to get 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:25.800 into the garage. 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.160 So yeah, only if you woulddge to drive in the 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.960 garage and you park your car and you walk out 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.880 of the garage door, you would see a display that's 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:37.360 going on in the in the back room. And so 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:42.040 we were Netflix and chilling all sorts of Netflix and 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:50.360 chilled positions. This this was back when you were adventurous, 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:55.040 I'd say, you know you anymore? You were a young 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:59.160 twenty year old full of test, toss to rone. I'm 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:04.120 still you know, still trying to impress me. I guess 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.760 you know, still the deal. So you know I was 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:12.760 up on the count down the look out, leg up up, 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:23.120 you know it's good. Back then, it's pretty textbookshit. Now, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.560 you know, it's more about time now when you've been married, 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:30.280 we've been together ten years, nine years this year, you 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:32.280 just get in, get out. It's more about. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.240 The ending, get the job done. 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.199 Yeah, no, it's not time to look each other in 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.040 the arm. Literally, I couldn't stand looking into your eyes. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:43.920 Why I'm the lights off gal? Now you know back then, 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.280 and I mentioned the lights were sucking on back then 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:51.600 because I liked my body back then. AnyWho. So yeah, 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:56.840 it's very vulnerable positions, very vulnerable positions. And I know 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:01.000 it will probably like seven minutes into the full and 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.360 again back then it would have been probably going for 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:03.960 half an hour. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.760 You feel like, yeah, I feel like you are not. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:15.120 And I remember being I was standing on top of 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:19.720 the count and you were you were standing on the floor, 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:24.000 so our too. What would you say? Like two body 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:26.079 parts were equal to each other to make it work. 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:32.960 And I remember hearing the garage door open and making 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:37.520 direct fucking eye contact with my brother. Did right, Yeah, 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.920 you did to act because you were looking the same direction. 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:47.200 And I literally fucking died and I fell to the floor, 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:48.760 and I was like, oh my god, oh my god, 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:51.280 oh my god. I had a T shirt in between 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:56.000 my legs, and I quickly put that on. I know, disgusting. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.920 And we see on the couch and walks and I'm sweating. Yeah, 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.000 you're sweating on rock solid sitting there? 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:05.520 Can he see that? 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:12.600 And he walks in he goes, you just have except 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.959 do I just get you to have except? 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:15.320 Yeah? 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.040 And then and then he gets us and guys, listen, 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:19.880 I'll keep my mouth shut up, promised, but mask And 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:22.280 he dropped off to Cronola, Yeah, because he was going out. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:23.600 Yeah, and we were. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:26.360 Like or whatever, So, yeah, I'll drop you off. 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.360 You don't say anything to your parents, literally, and because 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.160 like even though we were of age and boyfriend and girlfriend, 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:36.480 that's not fucking nice to tell your parents obviously. Yeah, 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.640 And so he goes and gets changed me and you 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:43.000 were like, fuck disgusting. But dodged a bullet. You know, 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.640 it's all good. It stays in the fans and well, 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.439 give him a lift to Cronela. All done, All done. 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:52.280 Then the next morning, Mom and dad come home and 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:56.160 we're all sitting at breakfast and they went for a walk. Yeah, 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:57.679 and then for a walk, and we're all chilling at 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:01.680 the kitchen table, and I was like, didn't even remember 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:03.600 it really, because I was like, whatever, it's in the 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.520 back of my mind. And out of nowhere, Luke goes, 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:08.720 Sue inch, that's my parents. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.880 Saying as soon as he said their name, I knew, 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:12.040 did you I knew? 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:13.280 I felt sick. 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:16.480 Yeah, I felt sick, and I just swe here we go, hees. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:19.199 I guess what I seen Tame massk doing last night? 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:22.440 And my dad being so innocent, and I'm like, no, 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.000 I did they go, oh what what were you guys 0:12:24.040 --> 0:12:26.120 talked to you last night? I guess they were fucking in 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:29.840 the back room. And then I was like, I remember 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:33.680 my dad dropped his coloring, goes oh, for fuck sake, Luke, 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.360 and then you literally just went red and quiet, and 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:39.160 then my mom, out of nowhere, goes, well at length, 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:45.240 someone in this house is getting something and that is 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:46.640 fucking fairal. 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.480 That stories it never gets old. But you know what 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.240 never gets old. You never know what's going to come 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.920 out of your brother's mouth when he speaks. It's terrifying 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.440 when he says something, you just go, you just sit 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.040 down and go what's going to come out of his mouth? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:12:59.920 Now, Yeah, it's terrifying. 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:04.920 But that story, and then after that I realized with 0:13:04.960 --> 0:13:07.000 your family everything was open. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:12.000 Yeah, yep, that's it, Like everything was just out there, 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.480 and I was like, that's not normal. 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.720 Nothing's off guards Like we go the toilet with the 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:21.640 door open. Dad would fucking be naked in the bathroom 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:22.920 and not shut the door. And I'll walk up the 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:25.560 stairs and see his ass right back, and there you 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:29.640 see my dad's ask plenty of plenty of times. Yeah, nice, 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:34.080 he wishes. Actually no, he's got a swimmers Ask what's 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:37.920 that means? He swam his whole life. They like have 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:41.720 a nice shaped body where big shoulders, small, small waist, 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.080 small as Really, it's what Sue says. 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:48.800 At least, Yeah, you thinks she's a gymnast, she thinks 0:13:48.800 --> 0:13:50.679 she's a soccer player, she thinks she knows the weather. 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.559 That's one thing about your parents that I love over 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:53.960 their house. 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:55.440 They know when it's Suly, the. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:14:00.360 Breeze comes in all that's that southerly year. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.480 Anything to avoid not turning the aircorn on, and they 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.360 will go to the fucking heights to not turn the ear. 0:14:07.320 --> 0:14:09.520 Thirty degree day They've looked up when the breeze is 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:10.000 coming in. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.720 Literally although suddenly's going to hit my cello in about 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.360 two hours, so we can hold off, we can hold out. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:17.640 Do you remember when you did start sleeping over at 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.600 our house and there were there's some fucking hot days 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:24.640 in Sydney forty degrees and overnight it is just hell. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.120 And I remember you going to my mom with dad 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.240 your suit edge. I beg you, I will pay the 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:33.600 energy bill, just please turn the fucking air and they 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:35.760 look at each other and go, it's not that bad, 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.480 is it. Have you got the window open? 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.960 And then like as rich coming for me, because when 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:46.440 I was young, we never had acorn in our house. Yeah, 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.600 when you're training, it's like, man, you need it. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:52.800 Yeah, but this is the perfect difference between our family 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:56.360 and your family, right my feeling your family, Your family 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:01.600 like very working class, especially like you growing up. Your 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:04.720 mum worked three fucking jobs to put your guys in school, 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:10.280 give you the best life ever. But you wouldn't know that. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.480 You went like, you wouldn't know if you were struggling 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.520 or anything, because your mom made sure you guys always 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.040 had a lot of food, always brought you the Nike 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:21.360 shoes you wanted. Right, she just would shut up and 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:25.160 work the extra shit no econ and home Brandon to 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.680 tell her, as you say all the time, my fucking 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:34.800 family mate, Like, God knows the financial strains they had, 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:39.000 but it was like we were fucking poor, living paycheck 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:42.920 to paycheck on struggle Street. I remember when bananas there 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:46.240 was a cyclone in Queensland, so bananas were really fucking expensive. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:48.640 My Dad's heid, this is your last banana. We're not 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.400 having these for months. I said, well, why come we 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:55.480 up bananas? No air con. Every time there's a power 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:58.880 switched off, straight away I'd go to use the microwave. 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:02.120 What's the Dad, the micro microwaves broke it. No, I 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:03.560 I've just turned it off at the powerboy and turn 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:05.320 it back on. But I need this every fucking hour, 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:07.080 so I'm turning it off from the switch. 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:11.000 It's a clever way to save money. My mom used 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.600 to do that as all. However, I think like when 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:15.760 you get to an age and you were working as all, 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:18.080 but in saying that as well, you never really paid 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:18.960 any board at home. 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.200 Bullshit. I paid board as soon as I got my 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.640 first full, first full time job. 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:27.760 In your in your parents' defense, right in their defense. 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:29.160 And I don't want to load ball you here, but 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:34.359 I don't care. Your board was fifty bucks a month. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.400 You're fucking lying. It was fifty dollars a fortnight. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:38.480 It wasn't a month. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.200 It was a fortnight a month, one hundred dollars a month. 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.440 So I remember saying, fuck, this is gonna say it. 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:46.440 It was a month, fifty dollars a month, and I 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.200 can run it back with your mother. Your board, well, 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:53.920 mane some stays. I was paid the electricity bills sometimes good. 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:55.800 So you should because you'd have been playing PlayStation. 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:57.560 This is the matter. You would have been. 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:59.960 You would have been in the bathroom using the power. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:03.040 You would have been downstairs with the you're straight and 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:07.480 all that kind of stuff. So you bring yourself right 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:11.440 back down. Please fuck you. 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.359 Fuck you and your ship. I think, coming from a lecture, 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:19.640 it's the truth. We had to. Did you have fox 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:23.600 steel growing up, which is like Sky, Yes, yeah you did. Yeah. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.520 We had to beg and beg and I remember we 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.320 only Dad said, you will only get the basic channels. 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:30.720 And I remember one time Fox Stell fucked up and 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:34.119 we we out of nowhere got Disney and it was 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:37.280 like Christmas. I remember seeing like Sweet Life of Zack 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.200 and Cody. 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.119 You'd like to give you a deal and scot all 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:43.080 of these times, We'll give you the channel. 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:46.600 Oh okay, because I remember one time Dad got the 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.120 bill and Fox still had gone up like two dollars 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:52.119 and he rang them and so I'm fucking canceling. I'm cancy. 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:55.040 And then they yeah, because he just threatens them, and 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:56.800 then they go, okay, Angel, we'll put you back on 0:17:56.840 --> 0:18:00.640 the plane you were on and we'll well that will 0:18:01.800 --> 0:18:04.520 keep your plan and we won't cancel on here. Yeah 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:06.080 for two dollars. 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:10.120 Well that's yeah, that's why they live really comfortably now 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:13.040 because all those sacrifice struggle. 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:15.919 Every day. They live like they're struggling. You know what. 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:17.120 They're saving up for. 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:22.280 The power bills, the Fox Tell bills. That's why they 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:24.320 can put their feet up here and they're not work 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:24.800 every day. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:26.440 So it's a credit to them. 0:18:27.640 --> 0:18:29.320 Cool, why don't you go and marry them? 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:33.200 Oh? Thank you, I'll pop in here and there though. 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:43.600 You're nice, yep, yep nice. Yeah. I'm just thinking. All 0:18:43.640 --> 0:18:46.560 this chat has got me thinking about the first time 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.680 you met my family. What were your first impressions? 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:51.040 Beautiful people? 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:52.879 No bullshit? 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:54.080 What do you mean? 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:58.720 Oh shit? I remember we were dating for like six 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:02.800 months and then you finally asked me to be your 0:19:02.800 --> 0:19:07.200 girlfriend on New Year's Eve in the most anti comedic way. Mate, 0:19:07.280 --> 0:19:09.040 Just say, I picked you up from the air box 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.840 you had just leaded from Fiji as New Year's Evil, 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:14.840 stuck in traffic on the M four because we will 0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:18.800 be going out paramatta. Yeah, and you go, oh, do 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:20.000 you want to be my girlfriend? 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:21.320 Is that? 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:23.040 Yeah? You said that? And I was like, oh, well 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:24.920 that was a bit ship you when you and me. 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:25.520 Fucking dude. 0:19:25.560 --> 0:19:27.959 I was like, well, there he goes the romance. And 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:30.520 then I remember saying to you, where the fox your luggage? 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:33.119 You've just been away for three weeks and I just 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:33.920 left it all there. 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:36.520 That's how it works. 0:19:36.840 --> 0:19:39.439 So you leave everything there, everything except the clothes that 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:41.160 you wear. Yeah, fair enough. 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:43.439 So you go you go there for full bag all 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:45.560 your clothes and then you come back. You leave everything 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:49.000 there because all your cousins, all my cousins took everything. 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:50.920 Yeah. No, wonder we haven't been back there because ain't 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:54.280 doing that very strategic. 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:58.200 If we go there, Yeah, you'll be coming back with nothing. 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:01.520 Yeah, well, because yeah, it's so different over there, Like 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:04.160 how much is protein powder over there? I don't know, 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:06.720 I remember that a stat reading a stat of protein 0:20:06.760 --> 0:20:10.080 powder in Fiji? Or maybe when did you see this show? 0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:10.520 No? 0:20:10.920 --> 0:20:13.320 But I remember seeing it was like like four hundred 0:20:13.359 --> 0:20:15.639 dollars or something for protein powder? 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:16.000 Yeah? 0:20:16.040 --> 0:20:17.400 Am I talking absolute shit? 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:18.040 I don't know. 0:20:18.280 --> 0:20:20.280 Yeah, I must speak because if you're looking shock, the. 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:23.200 Only person I would have heard that promise you about 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:26.240 what you're looking at us that's about protein powder in Fiji. 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:27.879 No, I must have come up on my for you 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:31.240 page or something. Oh can I just say. 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:31.720 That's for you? 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:33.360 What? 0:20:33.359 --> 0:20:34.520 What's for you page? 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.760 Are you for real? On? Like social media like TikTok 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:43.280