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Speaker 1: For All Your Man Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast

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Speaker 1: For Raw Doggets four to seven every weekday on radio

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Speaker 1: back phone.

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Speaker 2: Mystery Waitress Jason's wearing a pornographic t shirt. Where'd you

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Speaker 2: get that from? Yes, it's wardrobe. It's got a ladies

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Speaker 2: sitting on the ground, crossing her legs. She's in the nude.

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Speaker 2: She's got a hand on a small what could be

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Speaker 2: an ant hill. And on the other side is a tree.

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Speaker 2: There's a tree growing on either side of her, well

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Speaker 2: a shrub well. I suppose that it's a small they

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Speaker 2: are two small trees. Let's say it's a plant. It's

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Speaker 2: a couple of plants here coming out of the earth.

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Speaker 2: And then she's holding a dish and above the dish

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Speaker 2: is a question mark and the riding underneath it, says

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Speaker 2: mystery waitress. Very confusing, but serving up a couple of

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Speaker 2: them there busies.

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Speaker 1: As that on the menu, Jason, I right?

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Speaker 2: Is that why you got it? Men? Because he's serving

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Speaker 2: up a couple of them, the busies.

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Speaker 3: She's serving a couple of up a couple of them

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Speaker 3: there busies. To be honest with you. This is what

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Speaker 3: happened this morning my wife. We were lying in bed

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Speaker 3: and my wife said to me, when are you going

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Speaker 3: to do your side of the wardrobe, as in, clean

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Speaker 3: it out and pack it up.

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Speaker 2: And I went off today, I suppose.

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Speaker 3: And so I was going through all my T shirts

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Speaker 3: and stuff and this was in there. I do believe

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Speaker 3: it actually belonged to one of my daughters. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: that and that I stole it. But it was that

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Speaker 3: classic thing of going through all the ship and going, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's where that is, that's where that is the wardrobe. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I've got like cubicles and they're just all stuffed

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Speaker 3: in there, and I don't know, I don't you know,

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Speaker 3: fold them like Kezy, and I have.

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Speaker 2: Them on a hang. I have all my T shirts

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Speaker 2: hanging on clothes hangers, just because it makes it easier

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Speaker 2: to find them. No.

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Speaker 4: I tried to do that, but I've got so much

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Speaker 4: stuff hanging up that I don't enough space.

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Speaker 2: Name share a wardrobe with your wife, Yes, I use

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Speaker 2: the one in the spear room. Yes.

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Speaker 1: The one in the spear room is full of all

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Speaker 1: sorts of crap sort of jump.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: No, well it's kind of divvy it's naturally set apart

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Speaker 3: our wardrobe.

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Speaker 2: Walking.

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Speaker 3: No, not a walking, No, I suppose in a way

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Speaker 3: it is kind of walking.

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Speaker 2: You open up the yeah, you open up?

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Speaker 1: Do you walk in a.

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Speaker 2: Sort of foul bifold doors? Is that what you got

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Speaker 2: on there?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Just sliding sliding, sliding.

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Speaker 4: Rich guy. I feel like that's that ship. I feel

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Speaker 4: like it should say, like buzzies, it's what's for dinner

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Speaker 4: or something like that, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Or you can eat easy? How old are you man?

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Speaker 2: They're just buzzies, all right?

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Speaker 3: I know you get You should have seen how the

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Speaker 3: look on his face when he saw the buzzies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like half the front.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not often your co walker coal, your co

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Speaker 4: walker works in wearing a busy shit.

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Speaker 2: That's true, very rare. Yeah, well, I imagine you'll be

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Speaker 2: facing some kind of harassment charge.

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Speaker 3: Funny you should say that because I stopped at the

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Speaker 3: picture station on the way in and there was a

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Speaker 3: woman serving behind the counter and I rather self consciously

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Speaker 3: covered covered the buzzies with my arm.

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Speaker 2: You're you're like you got your thumb and forefinger together

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Speaker 2: on each of your hands, and then you were you

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Speaker 2: tweaking them. You're tweaking them, tweaking my buzzies on my shit.

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Speaker 3: I was hiding the buzzies from the lady serving me

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Speaker 3: because I thought, oh, she might find them offensive.

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Speaker 2: I mean, and they're not in your face buzzies.

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Speaker 4: Can I also just say that it's a very crude

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Speaker 4: drawing of a woman with buzzies. It's not like a

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Speaker 4: really high definition realistic set of buzzies.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I know you like version of your

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Speaker 3: face either, is it?

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Speaker 2: No, it's just people of a scribble.

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Speaker 4: People might be picturing Jason wearing just a full blown

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Speaker 4: naked woman shirt with their buzzies out.

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Speaker 2: As much detail as you'd like. That it's a sketch

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Speaker 2: more than anything else.

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Speaker 4: It's like a doodle. Someone said someone's doodled some buzzies.

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Speaker 3: Well, funny you should say that, because I found my

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Speaker 3: doodle T shirt as well. Oh yeah, and it's just

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Speaker 3: a T shirt with a massive cock on it.

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Speaker 1: It is that one hidea for pretty idea for alright,

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Speaker 1: you're nice man.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like, and you probably probably knows this, He's

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Speaker 2: probably seen them et times. But mystery waitress as a band, Yes,

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Speaker 2: is that what it is?

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Speaker 3: I think literally that one of my girls saw them

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Speaker 3: over in Australia and bought the T shirt.

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Speaker 2: There you go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know if they're Australian, but I

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Speaker 3: think she saw them in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, Well it's a nice ship man, good work.

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Speaker 2: What are you running with? The keezy? Can I just

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Speaker 2: say jas as well? A T shirt is what you

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Speaker 2: should be wearing? Yeah, unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: I was saying to look at those keysy on the

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Speaker 3: way down to the sushi shop. I need to lose

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Speaker 3: a bit of weight on the buzzies, a lot on

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Speaker 3: the buzzies I'm wearing, but on my own buzzies.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah sure, you're the ones underneath those busting so much? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: Well, just you know when I when I went in

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Speaker 3: to the super into the Yes service station, I boughtle

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Speaker 3: the Sun your topper you lucky so much. That's completely unnecessary.

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Speaker 3: I didn't need it, no, but I hate it anyway.

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Speaker 3: It was bloody good, yummy though oily and.

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Speaker 2: Sort of I can ever, I had one when I

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Speaker 2: was at school and I hate it. I haven't everyone

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Speaker 2: since rule, and yeah, I have to go back to it.

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Speaker 3: Red craving, craving for them every now and then, not often,

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Speaker 3: but every now and then I go, oh, the top,

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Speaker 3: it will be the crunchy, mincy kind of goodness.

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Speaker 4: And if that cooked well, I don't know, like mints,

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Speaker 4: a bit of cream, cheesey stuff that sounds nice.

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Speaker 2: It is pretty The one I had.

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Speaker 1: Chicken caught on blur pugs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's always the decision you have to make,

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Speaker 4: because it's the lasagna top and the chicken caught on

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Speaker 4: bluetop on next to each other, and the yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'd recommend the lasagna one first and then caught on.

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Speaker 3: I nearly went for the sort of keysy chicken bites

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Speaker 3: you know how they got the.

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Speaker 2: Little key the Louisiana Yeah yeah, And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I can't. I prefer what the Louisiana tender tender. That's

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Speaker 2: a bigger one. It's a bigger one. Yeah, I've heard

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Speaker 2: my fear. Sure of the Southern style bites.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they go. They just don't cook them long enough.

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Speaker 4: The ones in the in the cabinet of gas station,

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Speaker 4: I just soft they should be Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You mean the outside should be crispy.

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Speaker 1: They should be crispy, and that's soft and like gross.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys like nuggets? But I think they get nuked,

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Speaker 2: right nuggets?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they do get nuked. I do like nuggets.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they are.

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Speaker 1: Fucking young though, they're so good that delicious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What they put in? What sauce? Do you run

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Speaker 2: with with you?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: I've always been a sweet and sea our sauce, always been.

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Speaker 2: I don't hate barbecue sauce on anything. It's abomination. Big

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Speaker 2: sweets out sauce guy as well. What's the other one?

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Speaker 2: Do they have another one? There's tomato, there's like a

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Speaker 2: plumb one there is there a kind of mustard plums,

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Speaker 2: honey mustard. Yeah, I tried that.

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Speaker 4: You're a psycho if you get that. I just like

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Speaker 4: Heines kitchup. Heines kitchup is the best tea. Saw what sucks?

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Speaker 4: Heines Man all the way?

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Speaker 1: Kitchup.

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Speaker 2: What's happening for the week? Kid?

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Speaker 1: Walking rang a Toto tomorrow?

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Speaker 2: Taking the baby with you? Yeah, that's a real fucking

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Speaker 2: terrorist move, that one.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean.

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Speaker 2: Is it? Yeah? Well it is? Is that why you're

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Speaker 2: doing it? Because you've got your people with you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And Laura one of the ones that's staying with us.

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Speaker 4: She has she works for like the part of the

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Speaker 4: government thing doc I guess, in charge of getting rid

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Speaker 4: of pests and stuff. And she spent a lot of

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Speaker 4: time out on the other islands helping do all sorts

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Speaker 4: of stuff. But she's never climbed rung your total.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you.

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Speaker 3: The other thing about Rangi Tortur as well is that

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Speaker 3: they've got like cabins there that you can book and

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Speaker 3: or two. And my wife and I went, all, let's

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Speaker 3: do that. That'll be fun. But they're like box six

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: And then that we found out they've stopped doing that.

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Speaker 3: Now they've shut them down, and.

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Speaker 4: I don't know, people get steamed there or something probably

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Speaker 4: you know. Well, I mean you get there and I

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Speaker 4: think it only takes like an hour to get at

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Speaker 4: the top. It really really easy. Yeah, and then there's

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Speaker 4: a beach there, so we're just gonna park up, go

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Speaker 4: for a come back, go for a swim.

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Speaker 1: Theory back too easy. The furies go over two hours.

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Speaker 2: We don't know.

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Speaker 1: We just don't know what.

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Speaker 2: That would be a good. I might do that a

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Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Maybe that'll be.

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Speaker 1: Good tomorrow because we're gonna be there.

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Speaker 4: That'd be really awkward, especially if you got your buzzy

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Speaker 4: shirt on, because that'll be like, who's the guy on

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Speaker 4: the buzzy ship And I'll be like, that's my co

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Speaker 4: working keys.

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Speaker 2: He'll be walking beside me with a rager.

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Speaker 4: That would be it would be pretty following around with

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Speaker 4: a wager.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's got some poly jawn buzzies.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if I was to draw buzzies, this is

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Speaker 2: probably how I draw them. Not very good.

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Speaker 4: It's good, but I'll probably draw them way bigger than

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Speaker 4: the huge ones.

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Speaker 2: What a surprise.

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Speaker 1: Ah, No, just joking around men sounds the fun dress.

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Speaker 4: Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven week

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Speaker 4: days Radio Hod