WEBVTT - "Greatest Downstairs Of All Time" 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.360 Live from the Export Beer Guns Studio and brought to 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:04.880 you by Export After the perfect beer for a Friday 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:07.560 early knockoff. This is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:08.520 twenty third of August. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:13.960 The Agenda Podcast the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:18.720 Brought to you by Next Sport of Ultra Morning Morning Man, 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.640 I A. Stewart has everything going this week? Oh so good. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:22.800 It's good to hit a Friday. 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:23.160 Yeah. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:28.320 Last night, my partner she was like, when we're not drinking, 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:30.840 so she brought home a fake bottle of wine. 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:33.600 Oh it was just grape Jess, how did it go? 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:35.560 I got it? 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.440 It was in a wine did taste like like Robina, 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.880 but it was in a wine bottle, And so she 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:42.760 pull me a glass and then and then I had 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:44.680 two glasses and I was sitting in front of the 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.960 teeth and going, oh, no, I'm not I thought I 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:51.040 got a placebo drunk on. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.360 Have you ever driven a car? Even though to finish 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:54.800 my story, I woke up this morning and I've been 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.880 feeling a little bit dusty, sicking there, hungover, But then 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:00.680 it was actually just no, I'm not right. Have you 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:03.840 ever driven a car after six zero percent? Beers I have. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:05.240 That's exhilarating, it is. 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.600 Yeah, have you ever driven along drinking a zero percent 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:12.520 beer while you're driving? No, but that I imagine, I mean, 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.720 would you be so bold as to drive through a 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.240 checkpoint drinking a zero zero beer? 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:20.000 So all the time you pull up there. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.440 We've got a live one here and the you got 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.040 zero zero and they say, well, we're just going to 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.479 fake the results and arrest you anyway. 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:27.319 So yeah, because for being a doubt, you're as quite 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.280 clearly hamred. Otherwise you wouldn't have thought this was funny. 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.440 Yeah, a zero zero after twenty five normal beers does 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:34.840 not get you off the hook. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.600 Have you ever allegedly hit a deer while driving through 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:41.280 a forest blind drunk? I have not sounds specific to 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.440 someone in the room, it would if. I mean, look, 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:46.400 it hasn't happened, but if it did, I imagine it 0:01:46.400 --> 0:01:48.440 would be terrifying because the deer would have just been 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.360 standing there steering at you, and the whole thing would 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:56.400 have happened in slow motion. Yeah. And did the person 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:58.600 evolve have to put the deer out of its misery? No, 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.840 that the deer allegedly just bounced off the front bumper 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.480 and went on with its life well, and then then 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.639 stood there allegedly for another few seconds before allegedly bounding 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:07.680 off back into the forest. 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:10.960 My mate, fuck Knuckle. He got really steam driving up 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:14.480 from ver Cargo wants to see us, and and he 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.280 plowed through like like some sheep had got out of 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.680 the panic and he plowed through fifty sheep. 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:26.040 It was like a national scandal. And fifty sheep. Yeah, well, 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.560 you know, I didn't think he kilt, like hit fifty sheep, 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:28.920 but he had. 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:31.480 I don't know the percentage of sheep he had, but 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.160 there was fifty sheep on the road and he plowed 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.920 into them. It was just horrific, Like just thinking about 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.639 how horrible that cleanup would have been. And yeah, and 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.799 when you don't get the name fuck Knuckle for well, 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:44.919 that's it, isn't it. That's the kind of behavior you 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.160 get up to on the way back. 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.960 Home from the lakes and sort of Odamatada area back 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.400 through to wayomany one time we're at the fish and 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:55.000 chip shop and the Kurau home Orige McCaw. Yeah, threw 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:56.720 leftover fish and chips onto the road and a car 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.079 came around the corner at one hundred ks and cleaned 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:04.000 up what honestly felt like fifty sea guys. It was horrendous. 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:06.400 It was like, yeah, well large feathers. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:07.359 Well. 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:10.079 G Lane threw a topper onto the road and some 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:11.760 chips by the two four. 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:15.240 D just south of the octagon and dneda and I'll 0:03:15.280 --> 0:03:17.840 never forget the sound of car heading seagull. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:22.359 It's quite a thud coming down that same road. One time, 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:25.760 my mother and I and she hit a duck. Poor 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.320 duck just can get out of the road quick enough. 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.560 And we stopped because like it was all splittered through 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:33.440 the grill, and we stopped at the petrol station and 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.160 the attendant was just like, because a look, I do 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:36.760 your hood for a second, and he popped the hood. 0:03:36.760 --> 0:03:39.760 Sure enough, duck beak coming out from behind the radiator. 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:44.360 Are we sure that ducks are good parents. I'm fairly 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:45.800 certain they're not, because. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:49.120 A duck will be like I've got seventeen ducklings and 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.120 I'm just going to cross a main road here, I. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.040 Reckon the duck. I don't think that active parents. I 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.120 think they're just doing what they're doing. And if the 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:00.800 ducklings come along, and the ducklings come along. Yeah, they're 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.000 not actively parenting them. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.960 I once went to watch the Oxford v Cambridge rowing 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:10.560 race on the Thames. Was that the old shit in Hemmersmith, 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:15.280 that pub and a duck with its ducklings, and one 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.320 of the ducks was getting sucked towards a drain, and 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:21.000 the whole crowd like there must have been ten thousand 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.560 people there were just horrify, just just to praying that 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:26.920 the praying that the duck would not get sucked down 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:29.320 the hole, and that little duckling forught and fought and 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:30.840 fort and finally got out of there. 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.560 It was one of the most The whole crowd went up. 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:37.200 Yeah, it was you know, this race was going past 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.320 and the duckling getting out of the drain was so 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:41.760 important that people were cheers and the vibe for the 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.320 rest of the day it was beautiful summer's day. Just 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.520 that that one duckling made put a lot of joy 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:47.200 to Yeah, as. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.320 You say, a bunch of tots who wouldn't have been 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.720 used to seeing that kind of thing. No, I am 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:55.160 in a past life. Sure our packers around the UK, 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:58.080 and because no one's making a cent off in our packer, 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.679 they're not livestock. They're essentially pets. They are all owned 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:03.159 by tofts. Ah, So you end up going to these 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.440 like one of these places I went to is owned 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:09.160 by She was a lawyer, the woman for you know, 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.960 the big two thousand and eight financial meltdown. She got 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.160 a bunch of the banks in the UK bailed out 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:18.760 as well. Ah, and so shoot billionaire Gatehouse sad to 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:20.880 let you and blah blah blah. Her daughter had never 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:24.760 seen someone touched there ol packers before. So I walk 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:28.680 into the earth just looking like I looked at that time, 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:31.360 big beard, big bushy hair, similar to how I look now, 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.640 but more like when they pulled Saddam Hussein out of 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:37.320 that hole. And so I show up and then I 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:39.480 lifted this out packer clean off the ground, and the 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:43.840 girl started screaming because she'd never seen the animals man 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:44.599 handled before. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:48.240 So that meme that's going around now with the l 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:51.039 packer that's been shorn except for its hair on its face, 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.840 everyone's cracking up, as that would be nothing to you. 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.760 You would not laugh at that. I don't even think 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:58.840 I've seen it. It's either a lama or an el packer. Well, 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:05.920 the banana ears of the key Lama Sean. I mean 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.040 there's a bunch of photos of them were used to 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:13.000 our calling card was shaving a mullet into the olt 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.840 packer right, so to be all entirely shorn except for 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:17.960 the head and then down the back of the neck. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:24.560 Now that would have caused untold skin conditions throughout the 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:28.160 life of that ol packer. But I can't find it. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:32.840 But I creeped me up. Yeah, it's a good party 0:06:32.880 --> 0:06:36.760 when you got We've got two dudes looking up for 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:37.760 about five minutes. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.920 Could you get anything worse than two dudes sitting trying 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.159 to look up pictures of Sean al Packer, Like if 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:44.080 you're trying to make. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:47.480 Like it's a surreal joke, like you're an unfunny toffee 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:50.880 British comedian ago, it's about as interesting as two podcasters 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.240 sitting on their phones looking up pictures of Sean L. Packers. 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.920 That's right. And if you're listening to this, I've lost 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.719 a lot of respect. You know what, what, you don't 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.640 have any thing better to do with your time and 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.040 listen to to Urseholves look up pictures of our packers? 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:04.680 Fuck you. Yeah. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.760 But also in their defense, they thought it was a 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:10.760 sports that they didn't know we were going to do that. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.040 They thought we'd be we'd be getting deep into the 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:15.640 Leon McDonald raiser. 0:07:15.720 --> 0:07:17.480 Robinson split. Yeah, I've got a theory on that. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:18.840 We'll get I've got a theory on that as well, 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.840 and I pitched it to Joey Wheeler this morning. Let's 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:23.680 we'll park it, we'll get back to it again. I've 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.080 just got more memes to look up and just spend 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.160 a little bit of time on my phone. 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.040 I was. I come on the Met and Jerry show 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:33.360 this morning covering g Lane for his weekly cross just 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.160 the tip the hunch as well gave out this morning, 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.000 Shawn Johnson. So much better having you than Glane. There's 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:42.080 not like there's not like a It's like having a 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:44.200 person that's not an arsonist to come around to your house. 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:47.920 If you're used to an arsonist turning out once a 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.120 week to twice a week to set fire to your house, 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:52.280 it's quite nice when a fireman turns up. What did 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.720 he did? We didn't do too much, But I'll tell 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.320 you what he didn't do. It didn't he didn't burn 0:07:56.400 --> 0:08:00.160 the kitchen down. Yeah, that's right. And actually Glane won 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:03.520 an award just last night. Oh yeah, I'll talk about 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.600 it on the podcast. He won each each quarter, I 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:08.680 think that one hundred dollars gets dished out to one 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.880 member of staff and another ten dollars gets dished out 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.760 to member staffs tradition we have. And he won ten 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:17.520 dollars for getting canceled the other week we thought, what 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.600 is the price of cancelation? 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.480 Yeah, I mean he's definitely lost more money than ten dollars. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.840 You know, he's probably not square here again, Yeah, I 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.120 don't think. I don't think that squeze up. But I 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:28.680 won ten dollars in that as well. But I wasn't there. 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.560 Oh you've got it right there. Why was it rolled 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:34.360 up so tightly? Was it rolled up? Yeah? It's because 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.679 you're off the beer and you got to It's a 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:39.079 great question. But anyway, what did you win? Yours? 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:42.480 For shameless self promotion across the whole company of my 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.400 book of life less Punishing, perfect Father's Day gift by the. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.959 Way, So there I go again? Do I have to 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:50.880 give you another ten dollars line? It was like managing 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:53.240 because when my book came out, my publisher was like, 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.679 were you promoent? I'll go I'll just walk around every 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.400 brief show and they're all within arms reach. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.240 Yeah, and I'll just walking on which Vaughn and Hailey 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:04.599 promoted it there, or blast John on the bend that 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.560 John on being I've got to swipe you to that area. 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.520 They can't stop me getting into this promoting my book, 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.120 So I just went everywhere. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.320 So I got ten dollars for that. Did you manage 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.160 to get onto Hosking? I didn't. 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:20.040 Actually in Hosking slagged it off, he said, because my 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.599 publishers sent him a copy and they got me to 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:24.760 sign it, and he was angry that that. 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:25.400 You'd signed it. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:29.000 That he iay thought that he was an influencer because 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.120 he saw that he saw the list of people that 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:31.559 had got it. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.880 I would say that, and then he was like, I'm 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.000 not screw that. I'm not going to read it. If 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.439 Matt's not going to give me a version. I don't know. 0:09:39.520 --> 0:09:41.760 It was a tongue in check because he's always doing 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.760 those tongue in cheese slack offs. But I was like, 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.439 he's mentioning it, that's right. Yeah, So I mean he's 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.760 mentioning it to the biggest audience. So I probably shifted 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:51.240 a few units. I'm having a little bit, but he's 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.199 been very nice about other stuff in the past, so 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:55.080 he just sort of had a bit of a shot 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:56.560 a few across my bow ironic that. 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.640 He thinks he's not an influencer, because he also thinks 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.760 he has the most influence out of any broadcaster. So 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:05.320 you sort of a swings aroundabouts analog influencer, analog influencer. 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.599 Yeah, yeah, like the idea that because you're influencing on 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:10.120 social media. I mean, we're all influencers. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:12.040 Everyone's an influencer. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.680 I mean I'm constantly influencing my kids with my bullshit 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:15.839 takes whilere watching the news. 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:17.800 The amount of influence I have over my cat. You know, 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:20.320 there's a huge cat influencer, whether it. 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.920 Cat influence. How many followers you got one just just 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.839 just the one cat. Yeah, it only follows me. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:30.560 No. I mentioned coming on your show about five minutes ago. 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:35.199 I wanted to say that you accused you've brought to 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:38.040 my attention a curse that I didn't know I had. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.640 Well, to be fair, I'm not sure that it is 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:42.319 a curse or not, but I was as sort of 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.720 a protocolish and I think I might have made up 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.680 protocol that doesn't exist, because when we met MICHAELA. Blyth 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.920 And in middle Yes, you put it around your neck, 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.920 And I thought, and I'm not sure people might be 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:56.719 able to tell us on the talk pack function on 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.160 the iHeartRadio app with the yours please whether it is 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.120 some kind of protocol that you have to have won 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:04.280 the medal to put it around your neck. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.000 Yeah. I always thought it was that. 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.160 So I held it up in this kind of weird 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:09.839 way in the pictures where I look actually quite a 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.120 lot like you Grant in the picture, which I was 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.679 quite happy with. Not many people would be heavy with 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.040 it looking like you Grant, but I am that's what 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.840 I need. But I'm holding up on a weird way. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.599 But you put it around your neck, and I just 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.720 think of anything happens this weekend sporting wise, it doesn't 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:25.760 go our way, I think they could. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:26.440 Be the start of a new curse. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:31.040 So I'm yeah, so whatever happens this weekend is that 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:32.760 it could be the curse of the gold medal. 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:35.880 It could be that was that only this week was 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:37.800 that Tuesday? Yeah it was Tuesday. Yeah, it seems like 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.599 a long time ago. So yeah, so it's really in 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:45.199 my defense a couple of points. First, as she she 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:47.880 told me to put it around my neck. Okay. Her 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:50.880 second point was, and I said this this morning, if 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.000 the rule is you're only allowed to put it on 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.679 if you won it. Yeah, she said, we all wont it. 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.160 New Zealand won it. This is New Zealand's medal. So yeah, 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:01.520 you're rights and tertiary piece of evidence you're on. The 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.280 strap was so worn out and dirty, like it had 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:07.040 been by a lot of people constantly. 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.800 Right, Okay, well we'll take that into account potentially depending 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.400 on how the results go this weekend. But I've got 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:15.080 to say, if I won the medal as well as 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:16.320 she did, because we all want. 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:17.880 It, we did, why is she in such good shape? 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:19.600 And I'm such a piece of chef. That's a good point. 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.480 Why don't I get the physical games as well? Well? 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.840 Yeah, yeah, how come I'm running? They sloppy rig if 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:25.480 I'm inn lumpack? 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:28.200 Yeah, riddle me that, McCay, Yeah quick. That one out 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.600 in Hillary, by the way, last night, absolutely smashed Jonah 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.800 and the greatest New Zealander Oh really yeah, obliterated him. Wow, 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:39.319 I didn't expect that. Over a thousand votes on Instagram 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.839 as well and seventy nine percent in favor of her. Ed. 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:43.439 I wonder why that is. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.600 I guess it did a lot of charity work as 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.559 he grew older and did a lot of stuff putting 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:52.520 earputs into Nepal. So that second part was tragically Jonah 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:55.480 had that that later part of his life stolen from 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:56.440 him by ill health. 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:59.439 That that exact point was raised in the comments on Instagram, 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.400 to which someone replied and said, yeah, but I never 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:06.160 saw Edd Hillary run over Mike Cat, so swings and roundabouts. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.600 Really so I sort of looking back at that tackle 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:14.000 by Mike Cat and he's sort of going backwards as 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.000 such sympathetic. I mean, he went on to have a 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:19.360 fantastic career Mike Cat. Overall, he probably made a lot 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:20.640 more money. He was in the team for a lot 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:22.960 longer the English team obviously. I mean, no one's excited 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:24.400 about him as they are Joana O Lomba. But if 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:26.719 you talk about longevity of career, then Mike Kat is 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.040 a a English rugby legion. 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.280 But so I don't I think I might have packed 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.199 up and gone home after that, like pack my boots 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.400 up after that, because he's sort of going backwards. He 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:39.680 puts his hands up, and he just had resigned himself. Yeah, 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.719 it resigned himself to getting run over by Jonah Lommer. Yeah, 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:44.560 it was kind of like, this is going to happen, 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.360 so just go with it. You know what can I do? 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:49.240 Am I going to rally against it? Probably to Jonah 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.880 on his ass? I'm going to get st them road 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.160 And you know, yeah, I don't think I would have 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.800 heard of Mike Catt or wouldn't have remembered him if 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:57.000 he had. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.720 I've got two stories about both of those people's downstairs, 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:00.920 as if you've got time to hear them. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.480 Always one. 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.760 Jerry Wells went to the same gym as Joona loom 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.079 Me for a while and it was a it was 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.640 a it was an elite gym only for the most 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:13.719 elite people. And so your clothes are there and washed 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.160 and dried, and all the people that work in this gym. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:17.680 You have to be invited to go to this gym, 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:22.000 and it's gentlemen only, and all the people the trainers 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.840 there are like in their eighties and they kind of 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:27.440 wear suits and stuff and so, and your your clothes 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.000 are waiting for you there and your locker. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:32.040 Yeah, it's only by invite over. I assumed six is 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.520 a large part of this arrangement, and that's got an 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:35.960 eye why shut kind of vibe about it. 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.160 But John Loma was a member and all the business 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.000 round Table and all these kind of elite people, so 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:41.440 you know, of course they invite John Alma. Do you 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.160 want to go to this first gym? He's like, yeah, yes, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.280 of course, of course I do. And so these flesh 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.320 people also want, like actual people that are flashed. And 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.280 then did they take his kidney out of Yeah, I 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:53.200 think there was some kind of kidney rich all that 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:57.480 I mean. But so Jerry got extensive lock at what 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:00.280 Jonah Lomma was running and he said pretty. 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:03.920 Oh see, I always sort of feel like God balances 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.960 the balance sheet. Yeah, but evidently not. Some people just 0:15:07.040 --> 0:15:07.360 have it all. 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:13.880 And secondly, second story around Sudmand Hillary is downstairs, Mark Sainsbury, yes, 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.880 and Tom Tom Scott. They went back for a special 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:21.880 re like an anniversary trip to Mount Everest and they 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.400 were writing story about it and they and Sir Edmund 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:27.800 Hilly was there. But Sir Edmond Hillary old at the time, 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:33.280 got a terrible case of ad altitude sickness and he 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.600 was unconscious and then he sort of came around, but 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:38.880 he needed to weep and he couldn't get out of 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:41.520 his bed, and it was it was complicated, and so 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.520 Mark Sainsbury had to grab. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.280 Sand Hillary's. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:49.880 Penis and put it into a bottle to urinate it 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:53.200 so it has strong super he had. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:54.720 He had to tending it. 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.040 He had to carry the thing at the last few 0:15:57.440 --> 0:15:59.440 inches to get to the top and put it in 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:03.280 a bottle. Well, Hilly unleashed into the bottle. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:06.280 Wow. Also apparently an impressive operation. Gave a good account 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.440 of himself. Yeah he did six six apparently. Yeah, and 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:10.360 made a joke. 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:11.840 He goes a bit you didn't think you could be 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:14.640 holding on to the guy climb mountain? Was a deck 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:15.640 this morning when you got up? 0:16:15.680 --> 0:16:18.840 Did you or some kind of rye aside like that. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.560 So he got his sure about Yeah, did not think. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:25.240 Didn't have Yeah, didn't have edd Hillary's deck on my 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:29.320 Bengo card for today's podcast. But yeah. He smashed Joan 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.680 seventy over twelve hundred votes on Instagram as well. This 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:36.480 thing is hot en up and today two dear friends 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:39.800 of yours, Jason Gunn, I'm currently in a set of 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:44.040 ads for let's KIF with him. 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:45.720 Yeah, I'm not getting paid to do another plug now, 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:47.880 So you're you're in a bunch of ads for Export 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:51.440 Ultra with him at the moment. Yeah, that's seen I 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:52.040 built out. 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.880 Versus your dear friend Stacy Jones. Oh ship, I just 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.520 saw Stacy Jones. He was out there. Yeah, they said 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.600 a press con and to announced the KIWIS schedule, which, 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:02.640 again as it. 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:06.280 Wasn't for your wasn't a proof conference about his big 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.800 face off today against Jason Gunn. 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:12.960 No, it wasn't. Who's taller Jason Gunn or Stacy Jones. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:15.479 Jason Gunn would be, wouldn't he? Probably you've seen both 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:18.120 of them recently, I have neither of them. Are all 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.159 both great New Zealanders. Who's less sure? I guess the 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:24.160 way to describe it. I don't know how this one's 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:27.440 going to go. I just I really can't pick it too. 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.639 That's so apples and peers. That's what's happening in the 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:34.119 second round. Yeah, so I think Stacy Jones, but I 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:35.920 could be way off on that. Yeah. 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:40.000 Well, Jason Gunn does a lot of you know, he's 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.280 on broadcasts a long time since he was like eighteen 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:46.080 years old. Yeah, and also he said in credily successful career, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:49.120 his daughter is on a US sitcom at the moment, 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:52.159 Is that right? Yep, she's on that show Animal Control 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:56.280