1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:07,039 Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start. 3 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: To every day. 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:11,200 Speaker 3: Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod, well as regular 5 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 3: show listeners and podcasts listeners will know. My father in 6 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,279 Speaker 3: law is now my neighbor. Yes, used to be your 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 3: room mate, used to be used to be our housemate, 8 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 3: used to be at our house for quite some time. 9 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: But he's moved into the granny flat. I've noticed your 10 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: stress levels. There are a lot, a lot down. I'm 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 1: a I'm a calm king. Here is in I'm. 12 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 3: At zin And I think if you'd just moved straight 13 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 3: into the granny flat, I would have been like, oh, 14 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 3: that's close. But because it's been closer, you know the 15 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 3: old year, you know, I know how bad it could be. 16 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,559 Speaker 1: So this is this is good, very good. 17 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 3: You've moved from solitary confinement to the gm pot. Gin 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 3: Pop still in prison, but it's a better it's gin Pop. 19 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 3: So he's next door and that's fine. And I went 20 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 3: over there the other day. I was fixing a part 21 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 3: of the shower. 22 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 4: Do you give him notice? Do you give him forty 23 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 4: eight hours notice? 24 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: No, that's the good thing about it. You just rock 25 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: straight in, don't even knock. Nah, I'm hope he takes 26 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: you to court. Yeah, I'm waiting. I'm waiting for the 27 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: day that he's you know, pencil and what do you 28 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: think he is a chronic masturbator. 29 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 3: I'm not. 30 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 1: I wouldn't say chronically. 31 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 4: I wouldn't say straight to just he plays with the 32 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 4: normal amount of chronic. 33 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: Just just a standard a man. We're a man of 34 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: seventy three. I don't know he had a whole house 35 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: to herself. The pants would never be off. 36 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 3: You seldom, as it is, chronic masturbator, whatever you want. 37 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 4: Anytime we stay at Flint's, he's always a little bit gutted. 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, God damn it. 39 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 2: Because big hearted James has been saying moving into his 40 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 2: flat this weekend. Oh but he's been away so much. 41 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: But a terrible flat mate. Know, he goes through so 42 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: many flats. I know. 43 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,680 Speaker 3: No, not because I'm saying it's common to nominator have 44 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 3: a bad flatmate. You had a bad flatmate constantly be 45 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 3: shifting out of It's just. 46 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 2: Been like just people moving out and it's just been 47 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 2: nothing to do with them standing up on the week. 48 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 1: There was one, there was one there we were the problem. 49 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 3: I actually think those flatmates are the ones that have 50 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:20,679 Speaker 3: remained around the longest as true prayers in the group. 51 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 2: I do feel aggrieved though, when people say because I'm like, 52 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 2: put undies on, because you know, I'll go for a 53 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 2: little walk to the toilet at one am and I 54 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 2: don't want to run into the nude. 55 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, but fair enough with your big flappy dick out. Wow, 56 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: how do we get here? Your father? I don't think 57 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 1: it is. 58 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 3: You know what I just thought when I thought I'm 59 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 3: about to tell you what the purpose of this break was, 60 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 3: I thought I might get a little bit and a 61 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 3: little bit of trouble. 62 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: Now I feel like, regardless of what I say. 63 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 3: Next, I'm already in trouble because yeah, this whole talking 64 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,680 Speaker 3: about chronic And I fixed up part. 65 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: Of the shower, the little roller thing and another way out. 66 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: He's like, has he been in the shower? 67 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 4: That's creative? I thought there was a woman only thing, but. 68 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: Good for that's on the wall. It doesn't come off, 69 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: which to be quite the gymnast to use that to 70 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: wank but still get a letter. 71 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, upside down and on the way out, he said, well, 72 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 3: by the way, when I was in the cranked into 73 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 3: a bit of West Life. He's like Surrey plays the 74 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 3: West Life, and then I got three West Life songs 75 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,679 Speaker 3: because he's a comedy show. 76 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 4: He's from coast to coast. 77 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: No, no, no, I have you kidding here? Going? Can 78 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: you play me some whistling? Absolutely not get because I 79 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: don't know what Westlow summer was. He started with, I 80 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 1: would say love, what's that one? 81 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 3: No? 82 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: No, no, that one? Found girl? I love something about I. 83 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 3: If I let you go, if I lay my love 84 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,800 Speaker 3: on you, maybe my love, Hello, my love, nat try 85 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 3: my love? No, not. 86 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: One, this is the one starts singing that singing along. 87 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, an empty house home. 88 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: He must be. He must be planning a recording of 89 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 1: a cover I reg and I could jump on this 90 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: as a jewet. 91 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 3: I've told you multiple times. He has said to me. 92 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,159 Speaker 3: One morning, you must bring up with Haley. 93 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: I don't actually know if this is recording. It's not as. 94 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 4: I hear it. 95 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, I'll bring it into this. 96 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 4: Oh it's an our ears but not yours. 97 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: What was itcording? 98 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:35,119 Speaker 3: My love? 99 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 1: My love, my love? Okay, oh my god, we must. 100 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,679 Speaker 4: He lined to the buttons. 101 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,280 Speaker 1: This is it, that's it, starting in you go again. 102 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,360 Speaker 1: That's it, this one. I love this one. So I'm 103 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 1: fixing the shower and this wait. 104 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 4: Can we just listen and listen to this? Rages life 105 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 4: hold and sun Maun just g the nineties. 106 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:16,359 Speaker 1: Russ But I don't know. I wonder how, I wonder? 107 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 4: Can I do a doet with your fatherlong? 108 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: And I wasn't kidding. 109 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 3: He's like, well, you've got to bring it up to 110 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,039 Speaker 3: Haley in a way that she knows I'm serious. But 111 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 3: he wants to sing with you because I remember the 112 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 3: first time he saw you sing on the video from 113 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 3: the show. He's just like, she can sing the voice 114 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 3: of an angel, almost as well as I can sing. 115 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: That's fair. He's confident. 116 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 3: He's the one thing he doesn't lack its confidence as 117 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 3: so he sings me West Live. 118 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if he's singing for me. 119 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 3: He fixed his the payments paid in a concert. It's 120 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 3: like a cat bringing him a dead mice. Yes, yes, 121 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,119 Speaker 3: much like a cat. It's not a gift I want, 122 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 3: but the cat doesn't know that. 123 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,159 Speaker 1: The cat. 124 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 3: The cat as proud of it's hunting prow is enough 125 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,880 Speaker 3: even though I don't need mice. 126 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: And then on the way out. He said, I've seen 127 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: a pile of bricks at your house. 128 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 3: I said, yeah, like tile bricks when we pulled up 129 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 3: the garage out front and I just stacked them up. 130 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: If anyone wants some tiles, not fire. 131 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:25,640 Speaker 3: NAT real nineties pavors, Real favors, Yeah, real ninetyes favors. 132 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: And he said, there's a ratified grab. 133 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 3: Say six, and I was expecifically, there's like over a 134 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:34,359 Speaker 3: thousand there. Knock yourself out. What do you might I 135 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:38,359 Speaker 3: ask what you want sex bricks for? And he said 136 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 3: I saw it online. You put them under your speakers. 137 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 3: It makes your speakers. 138 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: Sound so much better. He's like, the carpet it absorbs 139 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: too much. And I was like, I can kind of 140 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: see what you're saying. But those are twenty dollars speakers 141 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,880 Speaker 1: from the warehouse, like stoking. 142 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 3: I don't know if you could get you know, level 143 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:04,920 Speaker 3: sound out of those ancho speakers. Yeah, I just don't 144 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 3: know if they're capable of that speakers. So he hasn't yet, 145 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,680 Speaker 3: but his planners. I said, that's pretty filthy. He's like, no, no, no, 146 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 3: I will scrub them. 147 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: Don't worry. I won't wreck the carpet. Oh, scrub. 148 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 4: That's good tenant. 149 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 2: So he's gonna he's like a bajillionare Why doesn't he 150 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 2: just buy a really nice sounds yeah, with like legs 151 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 2: on them that hold them off. 152 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 4: The No, you don't need it. Just chuck a couple 153 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,560 Speaker 4: of brickies under this. 154 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 3: Who needs to spend the money when I can get 155 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 3: some free breaks and they're not bricks. I can see 156 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 3: how a brick, like a cinder block would work, because 157 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 3: it's got the. 158 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 4: S as well, like it's porous. Sorry, I mean so 159 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 4: the sound would kind of. 160 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 3: I can see a cinder block working, brick working. He 161 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:54,679 Speaker 3: believes it's making it, and he will then the bricks 162 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 3: there and he'll be like, amazing. I won't believe it. 163 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: It's as good. It's as good as being the speakers. Now, 164 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 1: will you give him six breaks? He'll sing you a 165 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: nice song. Yeah, well yeah. 166 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 4: I'll jump on that song. 167 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, you should love. What song would you like to 168 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: sing with him? Famous? 169 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 4: I feel like it's got to be no. I was 170 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 4: going to say islands in the stream. Yep, it's hard. 171 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: We want to do Dolly. You know, he wants to 172 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: record a you it he just does it with himself. 173 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: He does it. 174 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,440 Speaker 4: We could do it. Don't go breaking my heart. 175 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: And he's hard of hearing too, so sometimes I'm knocking 176 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,160 Speaker 1: on the dr. I can hear him listening to his 177 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:42,600 Speaker 1: own don't go breaking my heart. Lay down the men's track. Yeah, 178 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,040 Speaker 1: he lays down the track and then he'll do He's 179 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: a pro, it's all. I can't wait for the Midley. 180 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 4: Oh God to me too.