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Speaker 1: Fleas Wood and Hayley's Little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to a little bit of pond.

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Speaker 4: Now, I've mentioned in passing numerous times actually that I'm

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Speaker 4: going to get a titty lift.

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Speaker 3: And I've told you haven't.

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Speaker 1: I don't go to Turkey. They'll take my only kidney.

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Speaker 3: They'll take your remaining kidney.

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Speaker 4: And if they went and took my kidney, if they

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Speaker 4: came in on the left side and thought we'll just

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Speaker 4: take one, I'll die because there's nothing on the right.

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Speaker 4: So jokes on them. You should get a tattoo that

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Speaker 4: says you should get a tattoo on my good side

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Speaker 4: and say, don't take this kidney.

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Speaker 1: It's the only one.

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Speaker 3: This is the only kidney I've got. I should do that.

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Speaker 4: Actually, maybe I will consider it. Well, No, I'm going

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Speaker 4: to get a titty lift. And because I always said

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Speaker 4: it age gracefully, and it's happening now. So I said

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Speaker 4: it age gracefully when I wasn't really aged, and it's

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Speaker 4: happening now and they're bit soft and sad, and I

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Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to at a booby lift at

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Speaker 4: forty and now that's moving. I'm turning thirty five this year. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's moving more. I might do it next year. And

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Speaker 4: I was looking into it and it is extreme, Like actually,

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Speaker 4: how they do it is really intense. There's different ways

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Speaker 4: they can do it. They can remove your whole nipple,

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Speaker 4: cut down the thing and under then.

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Speaker 1: Remove like it's I know. I was just sort of

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Speaker 1: like picking.

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Speaker 2: Up from the shoulder, you know, and they put the

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Speaker 2: scar but on sip at the back.

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Speaker 4: I'll just we're top like that cover it up, very involved,

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Speaker 4: and I started getting a little bit like.

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Speaker 1: Oh no about it.

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Speaker 4: Then I read about the vampire breast left. Now you

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Speaker 4: will remember that I got the vampire hair treatment done

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Speaker 4: in my head where they took out my blood and

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Speaker 4: they injected my blood the plasma into my head.

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Speaker 1: The one of the worst things I've ever done, but

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Speaker 1: it worked. It worked, and it helps your hair grow

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Speaker 1: back if you're you know, not too far gone.

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Speaker 3: Do you see the way she just looked at it.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to. I just want to.

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Speaker 4: I saw this glimmer of hope for you know, because

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Speaker 4: moneths are so fashionable at the moment, and I know

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Speaker 4: that you guys have been.

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Speaker 1: Wishing you could get on the trends.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you can do a vampire breastleft where they

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Speaker 4: take out your blood and they inject it in the

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Speaker 4: top its and it fill it sort of perks them

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Speaker 4: up a bit and then lifts them and it can

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Speaker 4: lasts like twelve to twenty four months.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't sound good. That sounds also sounds painful.

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Speaker 1: Vampire boob left. Yeah, like it's it's a thing and

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Speaker 1: you can get it done. And you can get it

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Speaker 1: done in New Zealand and I was like, shall I

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Speaker 1: do this? Is that insanity? To get my own blood

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Speaker 1: injected into my tattag?

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Speaker 3: How much does it cost? Um?

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Speaker 1: But it's not money, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: When I used to feed my family, I exchange it

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Speaker 2: have one of the services.

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Speaker 3: How does it actually lift though? Yeah, it's not going

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Speaker 3: to actually do what you wanted to do.

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Speaker 4: Well it does, say, Look, it can't completely like if

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Speaker 4: you had like maybe post breastfeeding breasts, it wouldn't do

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Speaker 4: it right, but it can like tighten them up.

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Speaker 1: Get them up a little bit. I only need a

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Speaker 1: little bit up. Is this in sanity?

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Speaker 3: I've seen some fire post breastfeeding breasts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but your wife's pete. I've had a blowout.

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Speaker 4: I've had a two year blowout in which I went

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Speaker 4: from anybody Tod's to some delicious presticles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, but the skin has paid the ultimate price.

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Speaker 3: That's what we've said from the task lass to shoot

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Speaker 3: Jesus on that thing.

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Speaker 1: I know, that's such a lovely photo.

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Speaker 2: That is she leaving any tests for anybody else? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know heavy in the test.

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Speaker 2: It's a long what to say that something?

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Speaker 3: Say something about her tests?

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Speaker 1: What about me? I took that photo.

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Speaker 4: I took my top off with big hearted James mean

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Speaker 4: when we were away and I was like, oh, cover

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Speaker 4: my nipples.

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Speaker 1: And then suddenly we sent it to the group. Were

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Speaker 1: was like, but it comes at a price. You know,

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Speaker 1: what would you give yours out of ten? I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to do it.

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Speaker 3: Down.

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Speaker 4: The eyes are going down, that's the that's the problem.

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Speaker 4: And then people will be like, oh, they look fine,

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Speaker 4: you know for a war and forty. But I don't

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Speaker 4: had kids thirties. Well, maybe I'll get my blood shoved

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Speaker 4: into them before I go to Turkey, right.

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Speaker 3: Turky does it In New Zealand. It's just like everywhere

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Speaker 3: with the place.

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Speaker 4: The same places that will do theirs the same machine,

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Speaker 4: same thing.

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Speaker 1: Your is going to be like a pincushion, apparently.

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Speaker 3: Getting like a hand than actually.

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Speaker 1: Actually well, depending on what you're into.

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Speaker 3: I'm into rough nipple play.

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Speaker 2: But I'm going to in the podcast here, you've got

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Speaker 2: to say something nice about.

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Speaker 1: It or receiving. Hang on pause, We'll come back to

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Speaker 1: a nice comic.

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Speaker 3: Pull back on the giving aspect of it you like

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Speaker 3: to receive. I'm not yet at the.

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Speaker 1: End of the how rough I can it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's in this okay podcast. I was just hoping

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Speaker 2: you would say anything about her break because I was

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Speaker 2: just going to turn into a pylon.

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Speaker 3: But you won't. He wouldn't play the game. Is he

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Speaker 3: horrendous things? And I was going to completely navigate this

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Speaker 3: ship onto the role.

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Speaker 1: I've seen you a picture of them, and then you can.

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Speaker 3: And then you're going to break them? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're not doing this.

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Speaker 4: Do you reason if I get a breast left, I

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Speaker 4: should have a party in which I get them out

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Speaker 4: so you can all see them.

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Speaker 2: Before and after this podcast I listened to called We're

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Speaker 2: Here to Help Jake Johnson from You Girl and Gareth

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Speaker 2: Reynold's a comedian who's been on a bunch of podcasts.

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Speaker 2: I've listened to people ringing with their problems, and this

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Speaker 2: woman was like, I'm having a breast left. Is it

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Speaker 2: ridiculous that I want to have a party? And they're like,

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Speaker 2: what's the party involved? The party was literally she walked

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Speaker 2: around with.

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Speaker 3: Her tits out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was just like it was like I.

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Speaker 2: Paid a fortune for these, came, got a.

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Speaker 1: Feel they go, I'd do it before, do you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Well, the old one did feel well, the old game, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: like a goodbye. But then you could do a welcome

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Speaker 3: to the neighborhood.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I can't and I'll do both parties and

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Speaker 4: then Fletch can come along and then after he sees

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Speaker 4: them in the eye, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Busy that weekend weekends, both weekends, amount of I don't

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Speaker 3: think any of the gays are up to this party.

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Speaker 1: Yes they were, Yes, they would love. They love like they.

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Speaker 4: Love love breasts because they're like what a novelty.

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Speaker 3: They're just like, look at what you've got.

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Speaker 2: Men love these and I love me And That's what

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Speaker 2: I've got in common with breasts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, right now, anyway, wash my breast at least you

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Speaker 1: could do is wish some good luck.

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Speaker 3: I wish your breast good luck.

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Speaker 1: They wouldn't make you feel really violent.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe you wished her breast good luck.

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Speaker 1: Some sort of fucking.

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Speaker 3: God wish her breask good luck. Jeez, why don't you

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Speaker 3: let her drive a car and vote as well?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my breast.

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Speaker 4: I've always said it, I'm more than my opinions fed ask.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Vantine Flitch