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Speaker 1: With the John and Ben Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Cheers to Dilma making the world a better tea. As

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Speaker 2: Ben makes his way back to New Zealand, his arrival

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Speaker 2: is imminent. Can I just say, this is my birthday

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Speaker 2: week and I'm very much a birthday week extravaganza kind

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Speaker 3: Do you like a whole week long leading I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: We have really been heavily focused on the return of

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Speaker 3: Ben Boyce, who's been trapped over in America.

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Speaker 4: I started to think he was trying to avoid my birthday.

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Speaker 3: Well, it is tomorrow about me. It is tomorrow, a

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Speaker 4: But he's made it back in time, that's the main thing.

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Speaker 3: Well, hopefully he's going to be making it back in time.

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Speaker 3: We've been tracking his plane, like you know how those

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Speaker 3: people track Taylor Swiss private jet to make her feel

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Speaker 3: guilty about her carbon footprint. We've been doing the same thing,

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Speaker 3: same thing. And if you have just joined us this morning,

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Speaker 3: here is the harrowing tale of one man trapped in America.

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Speaker 3: It's been a tumultuous two weeks weeks for the United

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Speaker 3: States of Americas.

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Speaker 5: Donald Trump was shot out during a rally in Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 6: President Joe Biden has just announced that he is dropping

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Speaker 3: But nothing has captured the hearts and imaginations of America

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Speaker 3: more so than the little Kiwi battler stranded on a

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Speaker 7: Bags packed down to our last clean pair of underwear

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Speaker 8: You know, it's the end of the travels.

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Speaker 9: And then we got word that the computers around the

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Speaker 9: The toilets, how they have that sort of a lot

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Speaker 10: It's very hard to have a pee quietly in the

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Speaker 3: And the heartbreaking agony of a renowned tight ass dealing

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Speaker 11: Now on, I'm not sure what travel insurance are going

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Speaker 8: They're like, just keep the receipts, make a claim. People,

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Speaker 3: I was Possibleward Now our little illegal American alien makes

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Speaker 12: Finally, all going well, getting out of Orlando, going to Atlanta,

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Speaker 3: A greasy, tired Ben Boyce returns this morning on the Hits.

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Speaker 1: Where and.

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Speaker 3: Seven fourteen his plane arrives in We are publicly saying,

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Speaker 3: if you'd like to go out to the airport, welcome home, please.

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Speaker 2: To Obviously you've got work to do, but if you

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Speaker 3: The airport, yeah, if you've got nothing else to do.

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Speaker 4: We have seen to welcome party for him that he

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Speaker 3: They're holding signs, We're going to have music. We have

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Speaker 1: The Hits that jonaan Ben podcast is inbound.

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Speaker 4: In about an hour, he'll be landing finally in New Zealand.

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Speaker 3: I never thought would see him again, to be honest,

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Speaker 4: Whatever he is, we tease him, but we've missed him.

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Speaker 4: His updates are so draining and it's not even affecting us.

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Speaker 4: And his daughters are so tired they've been sleeping in

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Speaker 3: And that's what I'll tell you. What you want to

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Speaker 4: He doesn't want to see any of us. He wants

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to see his reaction or hear his reaction.

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Speaker 1: The hits that jonaan Ben podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mentioning that Snoop Dogg is mentioned in the news that

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Speaker 3: She's not been well.

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Speaker 3: You must be very excited the Ben's arriving back.

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Speaker 4: For Day to welcome home our friend Ben Boyce.

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Speaker 2: So if you don't know where he's been the past

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Speaker 2: couple of days.

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Speaker 3: It's been a tumultuous two weeks for the United States

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Speaker 3: of America.

448
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Speaker 5: Donald Trump was shot out during a rally in Pennsylvania.

449
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Speaker 6: President Joe Biden has just announced that he is dropping

450
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Speaker 6: out of the twenty twenty four presidential breath.

451
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Speaker 3: But nothing has captured the hearts and imaginations of America

452
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Speaker 3: more so than the little Kiwi battler stranded on a

453
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Speaker 3: family vacation.

454
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Speaker 7: Begs packed down to our last clean pair of underwear

455
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Speaker 7: and socks.

456
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Speaker 8: You know, it's the end of the travels. And then

457
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Speaker 8: we got word that.

458
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Speaker 9: The computers around the world had basically we'd gone down

459
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Speaker 9: the global.

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Speaker 3: I put and banged up abroad in a comfortable hotel

461
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Speaker 3: in Florida, he learned new things about himself.

462
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Speaker 8: The toilets, how they have that sort of a lot

463
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Speaker 8: more water.

464
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Speaker 10: It's very hard to have a pee quietly in the

465
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Speaker 10: middle of the night, I've discovered.

466
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Speaker 3: And the heartbreaking agony of a renowned tight ass dealing

467
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Speaker 3: with the never ending pressures on his credit card.

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Speaker 11: Come on, I'm not sure what travel insurance are going

469
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Speaker 11: to are going to pay for, so hey, you never know.

470
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Speaker 11: They're like, just keep the receipts, make a claim, keep

471
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Speaker 11: it as low as possible.

472
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Speaker 3: And now are our little illegal American alien makes his

473
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Speaker 3: way home.

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Speaker 12: Finally, all going well, getting out of Orlando, going to Atlanta,

475
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Speaker 12: Atlanta to Los Angeles and then get on a flight

476
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Speaker 12: back to orphans.

477
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Speaker 3: A greasy, tired. Ben Boyce returns this morning on the

478
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Speaker 3: Hits and we are alive to the end of our

479
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Speaker 3: to the airport's producer, Tailor, describe the setting. What are

480
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Speaker 3: the scenes out there this morning for the welcome home party.

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Speaker 16: So we've got a poked crowd here at the international arrivors,

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Speaker 16: a lot of unbraided hair coming out of the arrivals gate.

483
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Speaker 13: So we're assuming that a Bali flight has just landed.

484
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Speaker 3: A lot of people, a lot of hot white girls

485
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Speaker 3: have braided here who are going to regret that in

486
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Speaker 3: about three days when they after return to work.

487
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Speaker 16: So we're just people watching right now to get the

488
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Speaker 16: vibes he pens anywhere me, So we're just watching that closely.

489
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Speaker 3: Yeah, great stuff. Now you've got some signs to it.

490
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Speaker 3: Here's no idea that this welcome home party has been

491
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Speaker 3: planned for him, Sir Dave Dobbin. We did reach out

492
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Speaker 3: to Sir Dave Dobbin and his people. He wanted to

493
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Speaker 3: be there. Unfortunately he couldn't make it out this morning.

494
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Speaker 4: So as digil in conflict, Yeah, yeah, but you do.

495
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Speaker 3: Have allowed speaker to play welcome home. We understand Taylor.

496
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Speaker 13: Yeah, we absolutely do.

497
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Speaker 16: Got producer Grace on the audio technology this morning, so

498
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Speaker 16: she's ready to blast that as loud as she can

499
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Speaker 16: as soon as we see Ben step foot.

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Speaker 13: You know, very exciting.

501
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 3: Times here, and this is no good at night news

502
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 3: and another good question, and I completely forgot this might

503
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Speaker 3: be no good on the live news and another good question, prime,

504
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Speaker 3: and but I completely forgot.

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Speaker 2: What I loant is the confirmation on the little arrivals

506
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Speaker 2: board that he has landed.

507
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Speaker 16: Yes, we definitely have the landed sign. Now great, but yeah,

508
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Speaker 16: there's a few flights that have just landed. It's a

509
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,199
Speaker 16: bit of food traffic, but that's okay. Big of the crowd,

510
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Speaker 16: the better reaction, I guess.

511
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Speaker 3: You know, if this was radio about ten or fifteen

512
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Speaker 3: years ago, we would have called customs and gone, hey

513
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 3: there's guy been Boyce's carrying somebody, you know, snaggling. Something's

514
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 3: got bomb.

515
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 4: Make I think that exactly weapon, I think I.

516
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 3: Remember, maybe it's subliminate subconsciously in my mind. So we

517
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Speaker 3: haven't done that though. All we've done is given him

518
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Speaker 3: a nice welcome home party. So that's what we've been come.

519
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 3: So Ben will will keep you up to date. Taylor

520
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,959
Speaker 3: will keep in touch and hopefully get the live arrival

521
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Speaker 3: of Ben Boyce, the hits that Johnaan Ben.

522
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Speaker 4: Podcast down, So thank yourself lucky.

523
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 3: So one sleep till Megan's birthday. Three sleeps to the Olympics.

524
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Speaker 3: It's good an exciting week.

525
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Speaker 2: Yes, and Snoop dog has been confirmed as one of

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Speaker 2: the Olympic torch carriers.

527
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Speaker 3: I read there's nothing this guy won't do. He has

528
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Speaker 3: diversified in so many areas. Remember he did an a

529
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Speaker 3: New Zealand safety video.

530
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Speaker 4: That's right, that was my god with that.

531
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Speaker 3: Weird puppet, remember Rico with like I had like a mixer.

532
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 3: I think a cancellable Mexican accent puppet. But yes, Snoop Dogg,

533
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 3: I feel like he just sees an email in his

534
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 3: zimbox and goes.

535
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Speaker 4: That'll be fun.

536
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 3: I'll do that.

537
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Speaker 4: Insert all of.

538
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Speaker 2: The jokes about this is the greatest ever lighter. Everyone's

539
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 2: hoping he lights like a joint while I don't think

540
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: that's allowed.

541
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Speaker 3: But they do a lot of drug testing at the Olympics.

542
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Speaker 4: It's true.

543
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously not drug testing the torch carrier.

544
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Speaker 4: He's also have you heard his kids TV show?

545
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 3: Uh No, I've heard his commentary. Does Olympic commentary. Did

546
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 3: last Olympics with Kevin Hard. It was hilarious. So I

547
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 3: think he's doing that again this Olympics. Yeah, I didn't

548
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: realize he was getting into kid's television.

549
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so my three year old even knows who Snoop

550
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 2: Dogg is now because of his TV show Doggie Land.

551
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Speaker 4: This is a little bit from.

552
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Speaker 3: It, Doggie Land. It's cool.

553
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

554
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 4: Affirmations are positive statements to help us the challenge and

555
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,959
Speaker 4: overcome when you're not feeling good and have negative thoughts.

556
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 3: So repeat after me. Come on, every one. There is

557
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 3: no one better to be than myself.

558
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,399
Speaker 2: You can watch these multiple episodes. They sing wheels on

559
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 2: the bus or like all of what you'd expect. It's

560
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Speaker 2: an animated show and he's one of the characters.

561
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Speaker 3: I'm just waiting for a submission of hose or there's nothing.

562
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Speaker 4: It feels like it's gonna come to.

563
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Speaker 3: Be an amazing day. Amazing may feelings matter?

564
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Speaker 13: Oh?

565
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Speaker 3: I get better every single day.

566
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Speaker 13: I love him.

567
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Speaker 4: Imagine cele line of Lighters with Martha Stewet.

568
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Speaker 3: Yeah you got to admire it, don't you really? The

569
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 3: business tenacity of it. Yeah, there Snoop Snoop Dogg, the

570
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Speaker 3: torch Bearer. Do you know we spoke to someone who

571
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 3: they're an aspiring young rapper. They just phoned through the

572
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Speaker 3: rock for some reason when we were on the rock,

573
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,479
Speaker 3: and he's like, you never guess what I just did.

574
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Speaker 3: He flew himself to America on an absolute whim. He

575
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Speaker 3: wanted to be a rapper, and so he spent He's like,

576
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 3: I'll give myself two weeks over here, every day knocking

577
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Speaker 3: on doors of record companies and trying to harass people

578
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 3: and spamming people on social media and stuff. And it

579
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 3: got to the end of the two weeks and he

580
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 3: was literally walking onto the plane at LAX. He was

581
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Speaker 3: in the departure lounge and he got a big message

582
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Speaker 3: back on it Instagram from Snoop Dogg. What saying, Homie? Now,

583
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 3: I'm ad libbing here. I don't know what Snoop on

584
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,320
Speaker 3: it said, but it was the gist of it was, Homie,

585
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 3: meet me at my studio.

586
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: No.

587
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 3: So he left the airport, got in an uber, went

588
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 3: straight to Studogs studio and recorded with him.

589
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Speaker 4: Can you imagine how many dm Snoop dog gets.

590
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 3: It's crazy to filter.

591
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 2: Through and actually respond when he probably gets a million

592
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 2: of those days.

593
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Speaker 3: I think he must have got to a certain level

594
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: of snoops people right, Yeah, and her harassed them and

595
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 3: so he ended up recording with him in his studio.

596
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 3: And that's all they did, just record music. Nothing else, No, yeah,

597
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 3: and listen to kids music is well recorded, lovely family

598
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,199
Speaker 3: friendly kids songs. Yeah. Dog in the end. Then he

599
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: hopped on the plane the following.

600
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Speaker 1: Day the hits that Jona and Ben podcast.

601
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:58,400
Speaker 2: Waiting for his arrival through the gates at Auckland International Airport.

602
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Speaker 3: God had a end me now moment yesterday after work,

603
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 3: just walking to the car park across the road where

604
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 3: we park, and ran into a lovely lady do I

605
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 3: know works for another company, and she was just outside

606
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 3: and she she welcomed me, Hi, how are you? Boom

607
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 3: boom boom, boom boom. Had the hug when you pretend

608
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 3: to kiss the cheek, but you don't kiss the cheek,

609
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 3: you just kind of gently bang cheeks.

610
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 4: Well you kiss the air accidentally.

611
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, did that? That was all textbook stuff. But she

612
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 3: was also with someone else. Now, I this person was

613
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 3: giving me a familiar smile, you know, and I couldn't

614
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 3: figure out if we'd met before or not.

615
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 4: It was fifty three en in these situations, I.

616
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,679
Speaker 3: Don't know the time, I don't know. And so she's

617
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 3: looking at me and I've come fresh off a hug

618
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 3: and a bang cheek and she's smiling at me, and

619
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Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I've hugged someone in front of her.

620
00:27:58,359 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 3: She's going to need a hug.

621
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Speaker 4: She's does you don't think you know that person? You

622
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:03,959
Speaker 4: don't hug them?

623
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Speaker 3: Jo, Well, I went in for a hug. It was

624
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: a gamble. It was fifty to fifty years to whether

625
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 3: I did know them. And guess what, you turned out

626
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 3: I didn't because I got there. You know what, the

627
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: moment that I realized I didn't, I got the oh

628
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 3: a hug, Oh a hug, And no hugger ever wants

629
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 3: to hear oh a hug because at that moment you

630
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 3: realize I have no idea who this person is. They

631
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 3: have no And now I'm now I'm the first let's

632
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 3: meet each other first time, and I have a hug.

633
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: Person like, at least you've gone in too friendly than

634
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 2: being a jerk.

635
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 4: You know, she's gonna say.

636
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 3: I don't want to leave. I didn't want to leave

637
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 3: A hug.

638
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, hopefully friendly.

639
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 3: Actually the warning signs were there because as soon as

640
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 3: I went for the hug, she kind of left her

641
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 3: arms beside her body and so I ended up rapping,

642
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 3: so she was kind of locked in my embrace without

643
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 3: you'll get.

644
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 4: An email from someone.

645
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're clearly not on hugging terms. But now now

646
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 3: my question is to you, now we have hugged, next

647
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 3: time I see this person.

648
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: Now it'll be an ongoing Joe needs to be a

649
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 2: hugg Yeah, you need your hug.

650
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 4: She was like, no, I don't.

651
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I wonder your quick question to also to

652
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 3: hug or not to hug if you're fifty to fifty

653
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 3: on whether you know someone.

654
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: I think the general rulers don't thank you, you know, like,

655
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: don't don't body slam someone if you don't think you

656
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: know them.

657
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 3: Fantastic, thank you for their life.

658
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: The heads that John and Ben podcasts good.

659
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 3: The audience knows we're on live assists. It's pulling back

660
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 3: the curtain of a radio show them.

661
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 4: Everything will work.

662
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 3: It's been a very exciting morning. Obviously, if you're a

663
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 3: fan of the show, there's one or two of you.

664
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 3: Now you'll notice one one piece of the third has

665
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 3: been missing. Ben Boyce all week. Can you may be

666
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 3: wondering where he's been. Well, have listen to this. It's

667
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 3: been a tumultuous two weeks for the United States of America.

668
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 5: Donald Trump was shot out during a rally in Pennsylvania.

669
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 6: President Joe Biden has just announced he has wrapping out

670
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 6: of the twenty twenty four presidential grease.

671
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 3: But nothing has captured the hearts and imaginations of America

672
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 3: more so than the little Kiwi battler stranded on a

673
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 3: family vacation.

674
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 7: Bags packed down to our last clean pair of underwear

675
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 7: and socks.

676
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 8: You know, it's the end of the travels. And then

677
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 8: we got word that the.

678
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 9: Computers around the world have basically gone down, the global

679
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 9: it out.

680
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 3: And banged up abroad. In a comfortable hotel in Florida,

681
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 3: he learns new things about himself.

682
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 9: The toilets, how they have that sort of a lot

683
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 9: more water, It's very hard.

684
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 10: To have a pee quietly in the middle of the night,

685
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 10: I've discovered.

686
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 3: And the heartbreaking agony of a renowned tight ass dealing

687
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: with the never ending pressures on his credit card.

688
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 11: Come on, I'm not sure what travel insurance are going

689
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 11: to are gotta pay for?

690
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 8: So hey, you never know.

691
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 11: They're like, just keep the receipts, make a claim, keep

692
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 11: it as low as Possibleward.

693
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 3: Now, our little illegal American alien makes his way home.

694
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 12: Finally, all going well, getting out of Borlando, going to Atlanta,

695
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 12: Atlanta to Los Angeles and then get on a flight

696
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 12: back to Orklands.

697
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 3: A greasy, tired Ben Boys returns this morning on the

698
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 3: heads where we are crossing live. We're crossing lives the

699
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 3: important great transmission breaking news. Has he arrived back?

700
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,719
Speaker 13: Got confirmation we are with Benjamin Boys. He's leaded safely,

701
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 13: He's back.

702
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 11: He's too the arrive Hey guys, hey, I came through

703
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 11: the arrivals here this big screen.

704
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, Dave Dobbins, welcome home. I was like, well

705
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 17: that really sounds like Ben. People were saying Ben, and then.

706
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 3: Yeah it was you know, people were doing my name.

707
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 17: But thanks for that.

708
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 3: Yes, great, we thought we'd give you a welcome home party.

709
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 3: Just to describe the scene.

710
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 17: Lovely, I've never had one of these before. And yeah,

711
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 17: the sign that they were holding two signs, welcome home

712
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 17: Ben from your plastic surgery prosecures. Great, everyone knows about that.

713
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 3: And describe the feelings, you know, you like to call

714
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 3: your fans, the boys and berries. They obviously turned out

715
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 3: and forced this morning.

716
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, I mean there was two three people, but great, Hey.

717
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 3: That's all I can.

718
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 8: Really happen for these days.

719
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 17: I just because I couldn't have a place for fishery procedure.

720
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 17: But but I do appreciate the welcome home.

721
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 2: How are you going to explain that new nos, just

722
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 2: go over that.

723
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 17: How's my nose looking?

724
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: Guys? Yeah? Yeah, Now it was the last thing you

725
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 3: expected after twenty four hours of travel.

726
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 17: Yeah no, yeah, after traveling for overpower time.

727
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 8: My crap, but thank you, thank you for that. It

728
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 8: was a lovely welcome home.

729
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 3: It's the first thing you wanted to see, was Taylor Grayson,

730
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 3: A couple of promotional people from the office.

731
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 17: Yeah, my wife, man, like I usul to get a

732
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 17: phoo with these guys. It's been because she's in front,

733
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 17: and I was like, oh no, that is for me.

734
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 12: So there we go.

735
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: You sud very sprightly for someone who's been like trying

736
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: to get home for almost a week.

737
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 8: Yeah.

738
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 17: Well yeah, well yeah a little bit of sleep, not

739
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 17: too much, but behave we're back, ready to got come

740
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 17: and see you guys.

741
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 3: The word so are you git legged. Probably are you

742
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 3: just stop trying to get off the phone with us

743
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 3: and get home with your family, just to sort your

744
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 3: life out.

745
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 13: We missed you.

746
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 4: We want to talk to you.

747
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 3: How Christmas?

748
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 13: Do you need me?

749
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 14: Hey?

750
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 8: The bags are right?

751
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 3: Who would have thought the bags?

752
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

753
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 9: Because we had to take two stand by flights to

754
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 9: try and get a connecting flight, and our flight we

755
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 9: were originally would have.

756
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 17: Been on was actually canceled. So I was like, well,

757
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 17: there's no where our bags that they were meant to

758
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 17: be on that flight we're not getting, so let me go.

759
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: They got because you and you were missing your Like,

760
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 3: I've said goodbye to the bags. I'm at peace at

761
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 3: the bags have got lost in international transit.

762
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 2: John and I bought it now spear undies for you

763
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 2: just in case you needed that.

764
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 17: That's lovely, I doundy.

765
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 8: So that's good.

766
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 17: I mean I've taken your under your home before me

767
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 17: and have I your thanks?

768
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: Yes?

769
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 8: Be great?

770
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 4: Yeah?

771
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 3: Can we get the boys and the boys and Berry

772
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 3: still there?

773
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 17: Yeah, they're still here, they're awkwardly setting around. Won I

774
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 17: got They're done all night? Can we get how much

775
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 17: you pay these people?

776
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 3: Can we can we get a chart? Say? Can you

777
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 3: chart my name, just say that. Okay, we'll hand us

778
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 3: over to them, hand us over.

779
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 17: Keith Evis says, sorrow the internet, run your holiday.

780
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 8: That's really good to someone's dot.

781
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 13: A lot of arts and craft.

782
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 3: On the He's home, Ben boys, fresh off the plane,

783
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 3: you were saying, you're lucky it's not ten or fifteen

784
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 3: years ago. And all the way threw was a welcome

785
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 3: home party. You know, we could have phoned customs and

786
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 3: said you had you exotic burg and at bird eggs

787
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 3: in your bottom.

788
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 9: I feel like I feel like an athlete.

789
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 11: Coming home from a sports cormat, maybe one that can

790
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 11: do so well.

791
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: So we got a couple of people, but.

792
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: The heads that Jona and Ben podcast.

793
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 4: We've had confirmation he has landed. If you heard being voices.

794
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 3: Back in the country, emotional scenes when they a.

795
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 4: Couple of people that that we hired.

796
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 3: An you too, he could see through.

797
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 2: It's still nice when someone's hearing your name when you comes.

798
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 3: Through, whether they're paid or unpaid, the thought that counts.

799
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 3: We're in the middle two of the best song ever

800
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 3: at the moment on the radio station, thanks to you

801
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 3: finding the best song ever. It's a big task, big project.

802
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 3: And at the moment the voting lines are open for

803
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 3: these two song and the remember the dance doesn't mean

804
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 3: I wanted to win, and so that you were doing

805
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 3: the dance every time we've played it this morning, you've

806
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 3: like a robot switched into action. So you will announce

807
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 3: the word for that in the next ten minutes or so. Now,

808
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 3: I told a lie, and we were out for dinner,

809
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 3: my wife and I and the waiter approached the table

810
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 3: and he said, special occasion question mark. Now, I've never

811
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 3: I've never lied about a special occasion, and this is

812
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 3: what we want to open up eight d Have you

813
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 3: lied about a special occasion to get something for free?

814
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 3: You can text four for eight seven as well. So

815
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 3: I'm thinking this, mom, but my opportunity. You know what

816
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 3: treasure trove of freebies and goodies do I get? If

817
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 3: I say yes, it's.

818
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 4: A special it does sound like there's something coming.

819
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,839
Speaker 3: If you say yes, well, no one asked that question

820
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 3: and goes, oh, that's nice to know, and then doesn't

821
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 3: follow Yeah, so special occasion. I was like, yeah, yeah

822
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,279
Speaker 3: it is, and I said it like I said it

823
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 3: like that, I didn't say it with confidence, and he

824
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 3: was looking dead into my eyes and he was like,

825
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 3: you cheeky, lying little rascal. Because then I didn't even

826
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 3: say it's our winning anniversary. It's a follow up, Yeah,

827
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 3: yeah it is. And he's like, okay, guess what. He

828
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 3: has offered a generic congratulations to both of us, and

829
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 3: then he walks off, and I'm sitting there thinking, Okay,

830
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 3: what's what's going to come of this? We had the meal,

831
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 3: we're there in of the night. He delivers a special

832
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 3: occasion cupcake. We've got a free capcake, chocolate capcake with

833
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,879
Speaker 3: a candle jabbed inserted into the middle of it.

834
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 4: Did they what was the message?

835
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 3: Though? Sorry, I do like to see congratulations on a

836
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 3: special occasion because you're two cagy to tell us what

837
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 3: it is.

838
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 4: It could be anniversary, can be job, I don't know.

839
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 3: I hope for his sake he picked the stalest of

840
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 3: all the celebratory cupcakes to give to us because we

841
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,879
Speaker 3: didn't it didn't taste you know, do they know you're

842
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 3: lying in that situation?

843
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 2: I think they knew you were lying because you were

844
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 2: like and then no details. Don't feel bad, though, because

845
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 2: this is something that me and my husband do all

846
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 2: the time, really overseas. So you know when you travel

847
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 2: and sometimes the hotel will ask you is it a

848
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: special occasion?

849
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 4: We always say it's our anniversary, just because.

850
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 2: Sometimes you'll get like a little like chalky plate and

851
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 2: it's like, can be anniversary?

852
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 3: So what you get? Is it traditionally just free chocolate?

853
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, or like a little treat in your room sometimes

854
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 2: or sometimes if you're lucky, they might upgrade you to

855
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 2: a different room.

856
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 4: They don't know, and they never ask for like a

857
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 4: wedding certificate.

858
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 3: They don't.

859
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've just got to go on and be like.

860
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 3: They must go They must know you're lying.

861
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 4: You've got to sell it. You've got to know you're

862
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 4: going to do it, and you've got to be like, yeah,

863
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 4: oh my god, it's so many years. Give them more details.

864
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: Than they wants. That johnaan Ben podcast.

865
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 3: Talking about when you've lied about a special occasion. Didn't

866
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 3: feel good about it. I see if we're having a

867
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 3: special occasion, And I got a free cupcake, free cupcake

868
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 3: with a candle in it, and it tasted the cupcake

869
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 3: tasted like diabetes and deceit all in one. Didn't taste lies.

870
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 2: And also they totally knew you were lying because they

871
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 2: asked what if you a special occasion?

872
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 4: You just said yes, yeah, no details.

873
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 3: Here's a tip for new players into the special occasion

874
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 3: lie game. Have it in your head that you're going

875
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 3: in there to lie about a special occasion. Because I

876
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 3: was called off guard by the question, then my response

877
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 3: is probably equally as frazzled. So yeah, I like, and

878
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 3: we did ask. You know, does the industry know when

879
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 3: you are lying about a special occasion and someone has

880
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 3: called through to one hundred that HiT's Melissa who actually

881
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 3: works in a hotel, and you can tell you you

882
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 3: can tell when we are lying, Melissa, Yes, oh god,

883
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 3: they can, can you actually?

884
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: Yep?

885
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 3: But then you have to play the game and you

886
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 3: have to go out there and put bloody free chocolates

887
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 3: on pillows.

888
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 19: No, it's easy to tell, is it?

889
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 13: What is it?

890
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 4: Is it the pause?

891
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 19: You can normally tell by if they're excited or not,

892
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 19: or it's just the tone of the voice. Even if

893
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 19: it wasn't believable, I'd probably go along with it just

894
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 19: to yeah, you feel special.

895
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.

896
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 4: I told you it was all about the enthusiasm. Oh

897
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 4: my god, yes.

898
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: Actually we need to put on a better performance. Yeah,

899
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 3: thank you so much. Really, appreciate your time, no worries

900
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 3: and hello the heads.

901
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 4: Did you lie about a special occasion?

902
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 15: Hi, not so much a special occasion, but I always

903
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 15: make my kids lie about their age so they get

904
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 15: in for cheaper. We go into swimming pools or restaurants.

905
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 15: You know, they're like under twelve six dollars. So I'm like, okay, son,

906
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 15: you're eleven. I'm thirteen, and I'm like, shot if up, okay,

907
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 15: I know.

908
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: Do you know I did this once with my my

909
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 2: almost three year old. You had to be like one

910
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: to get in for free, and I was like, do

911
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 2: not talk, do not say anything.

912
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,879
Speaker 15: Yeah, I've done that with my daughter. She's four, but yeah,

913
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 15: back when she was like two or three and we're

914
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 15: ch a month and I'm like two kids and a

915
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 15: one year old and I'm like, please don't notice my

916
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 15: two year old not wearing that peas and like talking.

917
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 3: He's like yeah what. Eight year old's like yeah good. Honestly,

918
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 3: we try to do that with my forty year old son.

919
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 3: I was thinking was like Rainbow's End or something, and

920
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 3: we're like, okay, bro, it's like half the price if

921
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 3: you say you're under eleven, I don't look I don't

922
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 3: look at it. And we got to the gate and

923
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 3: the wonderful person behind the counter was like and like

924
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 3: looking at him, and he's like, looking at me.

925
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 4: Some people are terrible kids ages.

926
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 3: He's I couldn't.

927
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 15: Cut down a little bit, been down a smaller.

928
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: That johnaan Ben podcast.

929
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 4: Dishwasher died. I know this sounds like first world problems.

930
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 3: Two things I know about Megan, purpose is working closely

931
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 3: with you. You're never not sick. Yeah, that's the number one.

932
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 3: And the second one is you haven't had a kitchen

933
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 3: floor for about two times.

934
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the floors fixed, the fridge is fixed.

935
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 4: But then the dishwasher died.

936
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 2: And I know this sounds like I sound like a

937
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: joke for anyone who doesn't have a dishwasher. But as

938
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 2: soon as that goes out of commission, God, the admin

939
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 2: of actually.

940
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 3: Doing dishes probably one of the most.

941
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 4: Mind numbing tasks.

942
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 3: It is, yeah, but one of the most disrespected appliances

943
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 3: in the household. You really take get for granted, the dishwasher.

944
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,720
Speaker 2: And I'm about to illustrate how because our dishwasher wasn't

945
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: like emptying, right, and so we pulled it apart.

946
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 4: We were like, obviously something stuck in there, pulled it

947
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 4: apart ourselves several.

948
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 2: Times and couldn't find anything. It's making a hell of

949
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 2: a noise. So we're like, we're gonna have to do it.

950
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to call a repair person to come out.

951
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 2: And so he came yesterday.

952
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 3: Did your banter because we've had that conversation whether you like,

953
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 3: whether the repair people like the banter or they'd rather

954
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 3: just shut up and get on with the job. Did

955
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 3: you bance?

956
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:32,240
Speaker 4: We did bance.

957
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 2: Generally, I don't like bands with the people I don't know,

958
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 2: I get a bit awkward.

959
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 4: But he was really lovely. We had bants about the

960
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 4: weather and all the hot topics.

961
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had someone he had another customer call him

962
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 2: and I could hear this person, very loud and middle aged.

963
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 2: Middle aged man called him and he was the next job.

964
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 2: He said to him that he lived in a very

965
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: affluent part of Auckland.

966
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 4: He said, just.

967
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: Make yourself at home. The house is wide open. We

968
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 2: might not be there before you leave, but just just

969
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 2: leave and leave it open. It's not a problem.

970
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 3: I was like, what can you say, make yourself at home?

971
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 3: What are you expecting the other person to do?

972
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 4: He left him the Wi Fi passwords.

973
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 3: Well, he really didn't say make yourself at home?

974
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, can I to the fridge and get some snacks?

975
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 3: So if they came home, yeah, he's on the on

976
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 3: the couch eating watching Truly, you've made yourself at home?

977
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:22,959
Speaker 1: Yeah?

978
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 3: Would you be offended by that if you literally said

979
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 3: make yourself at home?

980
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,439
Speaker 4: I don't think this guy, what have you said?

981
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: A very chill and like lived in an expensive part

982
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: of Auckland and just had.

983
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 4: I was like, wait, can you tell me.

984
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 13: Here's the dress?

985
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 2: But the worst part was so he finally fixed the dishwasher.

986
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: It took him five minutes at best. There was a

987
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 2: piece of plastic stuck in there. I don't know where

988
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: the plastic came from. And he was such a nice guy, but.

989
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 4: He said to me, ma'am, you just have to make

990
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 4: sure you wrench your dishes properly.

991
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, that no humbles your two when

992
00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 3: you've gone to the effort of getting a repair person

993
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,760
Speaker 3: and then five minutes found it. Yeah, we had one hundred.

994
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 4: And fifty bucks.

995
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 3: Oh, we had have blocked toilets when we're at a

996
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 3: place where staying away and it was at a period

997
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 3: where someone in the household was flushing you didn't know

998
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: you couldn't the the wipes, you know, the nephew whites. Yeah,

999
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 3: it was at a period when no one knew. That

1000
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 3: was terrible for the plumbing system. The environment guy came over,

1001
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 3: was like, have you been flushing wipes down here? We're like, nape, No, definitely,

1002
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 3: not one hundred percent. Now, don't you even accuse us

1003
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 3: of flushy whites down there. Five minutes lady comes out

1004
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 3: with this giant clump of wipes at this hand. He's like,

1005
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 3: that'll be turning fifty dollars six for the caller.

1006
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 4: There's nothing more confronting than them going through your guns. Yeah,

1007
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 4: oh so sorry.

1008
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: Shout out to all their people out there doing God's work.