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Speaker 1: Fleashorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christmas Cartail Special.

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Speaker 1: The live show The Big Pond is back on Monday,

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Speaker 1: the nineteenth of January and.

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Speaker 3: We go to England. I don't know what's so.

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Speaker 4: It's a little desk right now, these sample buttons and

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Speaker 4: you push it and Shannon.

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Speaker 5: What do you think has happened to the desk? I

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Speaker 5: think Vaughan has fucked with my system. Oh yeah, I'll

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Speaker 5: try prese it properly fully. Why it used to make noise?

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Speaker 5: I'll try it.

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Speaker 2: The bleep the bleeps. I like that one.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like someone who's opened a door on

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Speaker 1: the spaceship.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and like.

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Speaker 2: They shouldn't have opened it.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what's happening.

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Speaker 4: Compromised, Oh compromised. I said, she didn't even touch it.

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Speaker 4: She's doing whatever it wants, sting when it sees. Merry

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Speaker 4: Christmas to Mom, Dad, Mike, back home and potty Door.

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Speaker 3: I love you guys. Also, Merry Christmas to my love Jack.

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Speaker 6: Oh.

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Speaker 4: I know we'll listen to this podcast over the break,

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Speaker 4: As you know, the only thing getting me through these

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Speaker 4: miserable winters.

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Speaker 5: So much love in these shutouts.

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Speaker 2: Coming home not did.

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Speaker 5: Hands on the handbreak?

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Speaker 4: Just get ready to a fat you were coming home

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Speaker 4: to New Zealand and February and going to the beach

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Speaker 4: was my highlight. Having an iced coffee the UK can't

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Speaker 4: figuret how to do these.

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Speaker 5: And catching up with ice on the coffee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't they make the little hot coffee and then

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Speaker 3: they just pubble it with ice?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Really weird.

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Speaker 4: Reincarnation choice A puppy, A puppy Karen's in Auckland. Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 4: pH thanks to the Pods. I really love a little bit

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Speaker 4: of pods the most. They're so well edited. Getting book

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Speaker 4: recommendations from at corhen Reid's. She's so hot, that's her heart.

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Speaker 5: At cohen Reid's give her a follow.

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Speaker 4: And reincarnation choice Shannon from the Workshop. She says, this

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Speaker 4: is it really sounds like that the bullshit one. But

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Speaker 4: then the producers put this one and they just wrote

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Speaker 4: it themselves.

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Speaker 2: Have the jury strike that from the record full bullshit?

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Speaker 3: Aren full bullshit?

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Speaker 1: Actually I picked up on that pretty quickly too, and

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Speaker 1: I the most that's so well edited. Yeah, doesn't Billie

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Speaker 1: Eilish did our little pods or those the big pots.

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Speaker 1: She is green here, that doesn't mean she's no green

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Speaker 1: here for years.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Aaron his next shoes in Scotland. A massive

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Speaker 4: thank you do you guys are brightening my days with

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Speaker 4: your Kiwi shenanigans as a Scottish girl and sessed with

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Speaker 4: your accents and hearing all about and he's gonna wear.

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Speaker 2: Well we've actually can't do it, can't hate our accent.

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Speaker 4: It's definitely I need a visit. Wishing you all very

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Speaker 4: merry Christmas. Have I knew you can't wait to hear

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Speaker 4: about your Christmas holidays?

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Speaker 3: Sure there will be some silly stories. Highlight of the year.

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Speaker 3: I got engaged in the summer well on holiday Turkey.

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Speaker 4: Biggest surprise I always thought I suspected coming with my

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Speaker 4: fiance was very sneaky.

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Speaker 2: Do you think he gave us some Turkish power?

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Speaker 5: Yes, he called Turkish power.

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Speaker 4: He bathed her in a steam room and then screamed

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Speaker 4: Turkish power.

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Speaker 5: She was fresh out of tits surgery.

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Speaker 4: Juiciest moment of the year. Sometimes I feel like a

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Speaker 4: bit of a proud when I hear some of your

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Speaker 4: listening stories. But I guess for me, the juiciest part

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Speaker 4: of the year is when I won at Bongo's Bingo

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Speaker 4: and I ran up on stage because the price was

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Speaker 4: a twelve inch double ended bilder. I was a bit

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Speaker 4: tipsy and I was swinging it around like a mad woman.

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Speaker 4: Let's just say the taxi ride home is interesting and

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Speaker 4: getting weird looks from the driver.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but where is it now?

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Speaker 1: I reckon straight home in the dishwasher for a full cycle,

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Speaker 1: and the dish power.

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Speaker 2: Round in the top drawer, and Bob's your uncle.

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Speaker 5: You've just got you can bend it to get in.

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Speaker 5: We'll get on you.

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Speaker 4: Reincarnation choice. I'm obsessed with goats, so I guess it

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Speaker 3: To be goats.

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Speaker 1: Okay, goats, It is right, go first for goats, isn't

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Speaker 1: it only on the list.

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Speaker 4: Zanita is from Australia and says Merry Christmas, I want

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Speaker 4: to stay high to my sister, to Marzia, who.

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Speaker 6: Was living I would have said, Toma Zina, Tomasina, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: I may Thomasina, who's living in Smithers, British Columbia. No,

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Speaker 6: that's not right.

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Speaker 2: It was Arnie. Arnie and Smithers really.

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Speaker 3: Sounds excellent, excellent Smithers.

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Speaker 4: I know she listens as religiously as I do, and

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Speaker 4: I want to say thanks for all the years of

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Speaker 4: podcast I've been listened for a long time.

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Speaker 3: In the pockets have helped me mentually get through work.

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Speaker 3: And the mines Mine Australia.

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Speaker 4: Thomasine thomasina Is who's living in Smithers excellent.

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Speaker 2: Alright, Okay, I'm confused.

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Speaker 3: She's working in a gold mine in Canada.

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Speaker 4: So these sisters are okay, Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Do you think she wants to fly and fly out?

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Speaker 2: Where do they go for there? Do they just go

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Speaker 2: to Vegas?

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Speaker 3: You reckon?

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Speaker 2: For the two weeks off in Canada?

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Speaker 3: Would know it's a gold mine. She might be like

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Speaker 3: based somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Veas British Columbian. Excellent.

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Speaker 5: It's way less than it started.

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Speaker 3: Reincarnation Choice. This might be the best one yet. The

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Speaker 3: wind Wow okay Wow.

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Speaker 4: Jane's from sitting now and she says, Wow, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait for this year podcast specially listen you guys.

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Speaker 4: Every single day. It brings me so much damn joy living.

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Speaker 3: Away from home. I think it's helping me keep my

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Speaker 3: key accent. Thank god.

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Speaker 4: I call it my radio podcast when my boyfriend asks

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Speaker 4: that I'm listening to as you're just doing the podcast

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Speaker 4: for me personally. Thanks being so authentic and relatable and

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Speaker 4: genuine friends. I don't know how you get up so

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Speaker 4: early every day and bring so much energy most of

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Speaker 3: Thanks for blessing our ear, Hules. I hope you will

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Speaker 3: have a relaxing world to break.

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Speaker 4: Merry Christmas and cheers the Lady die Ps.

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Speaker 3: I grew up in Graymouth o G ten dollars suburb. Suburb, Yes,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's my favorite segment of the show, hands down.

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Speaker 5: It's been put to be it. It just falln round

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Speaker 4: sho take here. That's only saying to break shall answer.

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Speaker 4: Look Gart, that's a guarantee. I do love all of

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Speaker 4: Shannon's hacks though, and think you need to be kinder.

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Speaker 5: So if you just hear that he and clapping her

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Speaker 5: own hat, put it running.

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Speaker 3: Down, Carl when your book reads are incredible highlighted the air.

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Speaker 4: I went to a Green Day concert and I've become

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Speaker 4: obsessed with Billy Joel I have Billy Joe. I was

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Speaker 4: wondering what Billy Joel was doing, and they remember Billy

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Speaker 4: Joe Armstrong's the lead singer. I bought me so much

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Speaker 4: pure joy. I could cry thinking about it right now.

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Speaker 4: One of the best concerts in my whole life. Can

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Speaker 4: I have more than one highlight of the year, because

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Speaker 4: I feel you will say I'm being greedy. The other

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Speaker 4: highlight was seeing Hailey live in Melbourne with my best

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Speaker 4: friend shout out to highly he'll be listening to these,

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Speaker 4: and going to Spain to see my best friend Mario

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Speaker 4: so made Okay, that's all.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's so lovely coming.

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Speaker 3: Juiciest moment of the year.

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Speaker 4: About five hoursan into the flight, they're planning in a

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Speaker 4: full one eighty instead of flying back towards austral at

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Speaker 4: zero comms. But we started flying fast. Then ten minutes

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Speaker 4: the plane. We don't know what it is. We're emergency

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Speaker 4: landing and Ken's and I was like, this is how

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Speaker 4: kens didn't blow up on landing, and the firemen bombarded

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Speaker 5: So.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to a friend that was a pilot

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Speaker 2: And it's not very long.

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Speaker 2: I just know.

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Speaker 2: I was just like, no, that's what he said. You

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Speaker 2: have to ditch in the sea after a suit.

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Speaker 1: I mean ditch in the sea, land on the sea,

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Speaker 2: Trying to listen to your life fest Yes, and that

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Speaker 5: The dingy they get the slide comes.

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Speaker 4: Out and get that and you'll sit on that. But

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Speaker 4: that's apparently what they have to do. Please don't float

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Speaker 4: your life jacket until you've off.

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Speaker 5: Them and put your own mask on first before A

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Speaker 4: Not going to do you any fucking good in this situation.

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Speaker 4: You reckon the plane's going down.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to be able to breathe on my

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Speaker 2: I reckon. I'd walk over people to get out the

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Speaker 2: door before laptop a passport.

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Speaker 5: This is a tiddly ponies, I'm going to take it

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Speaker 5: with me.

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Speaker 4: In fact, I'd steal somebody else's life jacket to put

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Speaker 4: my to make sure my laptop is.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm jumping off.

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Speaker 4: I'm just like pull on my flate and then I'm like,

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Speaker 4: you'll be okay, and I pull it to keep the laptop.

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Speaker 2: Someone's on a.

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Speaker 1: Beach in the Philippines and a laptop just floats up

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Speaker 1: onto the beach on the top of a life jacket.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of documents on there, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, incarnation, a snail that must spread.

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Speaker 4: Animal, no mortgage because you live, you are your home

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Speaker 4: and you're so chill and you eat leaves and no

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Speaker 4: one wants susc but you could die.

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Speaker 3: I want to blitzen you.

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Speaker 4: I want to pull you into eating a little tab

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Speaker 4: dissolves you or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, next time. Fun by Orphan and Melbourne sing