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Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,

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Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer.

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Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticks off for raw targets four

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Speaker 2: to seven every weekday on radio, heard care.

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Speaker 1: Get Ak Oh you know, but of this, but of

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Speaker 1: that beautiful day again.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what, man, I feel like it's springing

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Speaker 3: sprung Jayson. It was only it was this time last

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Speaker 3: week you were saying it was going to be raining

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Speaker 3: for the entire summer. Yes, how does that feel now?

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Speaker 3: In hindsight it feels like an over extra.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, it isn't summer yet, and I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be surprised if it does spring, knowing your luck, knowing

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Speaker 1: my lund maybe, But no, it's been great.

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Speaker 3: I think will only be ship whenever you booked to

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Speaker 3: go to the beach. I think that is the rule.

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Speaker 1: We've actually had a really good run at the Batch. Actually,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, it's been really good, even even during

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Speaker 1: winter when we've gone, it's been like beautiful.

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Speaker 3: Now that I've given up drinking for the rest of

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Speaker 3: the year, I think it's time for me to start

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Speaker 3: drinking again because it's bloody beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Well it seems waiste not to How are you going

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Speaker 1: keezy keys.

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Speaker 4: Biting is really great if you're wet ass.

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Speaker 2: Though, how did that happen? Key?

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Speaker 4: I was sitting on the couch and I forgot that

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Speaker 4: I had a glass of water resting next to me,

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Speaker 4: and someone had a shot on the old golf simulator

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Speaker 4: in there that we're doing with the A C C

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Speaker 4: and almost went in. I went yay, and then it

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Speaker 4: tipped all over my butt. And I've got gray pants on,

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Speaker 4: so it looks like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's really good.

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Speaker 1: It looks a little like your shit yourself.

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Speaker 4: A halfred percent. I think you got a real kick

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Speaker 4: out of it, which I'm happy with.

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Speaker 2: Yes, feeling good at the moment. Itchy, I've got.

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Speaker 4: Tag but togs but yeah that what's that about?

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Speaker 3: But I hate that I asked about tog it yees

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Speaker 3: didn't really have a good answer.

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Speaker 4: That's bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No one's into The information around that is.

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Speaker 1: That when you get like when you're on the beach

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Speaker 1: and stuff and you go for a swim and you

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Speaker 1: get the old sand, no swim.

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Speaker 3: And it's just weir and as it's drying, before it's dried,

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Speaker 3: you just around you can you can itchy ass, right, Okay?

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Speaker 3: Just the yeah, it must be cha. I've a different

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Speaker 3: thing then, Oh yeah, right, you've got worms.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be it. Because I was dragging my assle

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Speaker 4: on the carpet for a bit there in the house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a dog, like a dog.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Yeah, because I've certainly had. You know, when

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Speaker 1: I'm on the beach and you go for a swimming

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Speaker 1: and you're sit in the sand or even on your towel,

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Speaker 1: you end up with, you know, a culmination of sand

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Speaker 1: around the testes and anus, yes, which I've always found uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: I like it.

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Speaker 1: Do you like it? Do you like the ruffage?

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Speaker 2: I do. I don't mind it.

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Speaker 4: Exfoliating, afoliate. It leaves you looking brand new down there.

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Speaker 1: Man, have you ever thought about bleaching your anus?

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Speaker 3: No, I haven't. I don't know what my anis looks like.

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Speaker 3: He never met it, never met it, never seen it,

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Speaker 3: never looked at in the ikzy, never stirred it down.

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Speaker 1: Brother, I've been curious about your ainus.

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Speaker 2: Look. I am slightly.

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Speaker 3: I did have a thing where I thought i'd quite

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Speaker 3: that start videotaping when I rap ass like recording it.

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Speaker 3: We were going to do that to see what the

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Speaker 3: anos looks like.

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Speaker 1: The actual aness.

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Speaker 3: The actual anus right to see what it looks like

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Speaker 3: when it's doing fats. That's that's curious to me. Seen

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Speaker 3: like the balloon thing I reckon when you out all

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Speaker 3: the year my inner because I worked in TV for

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Speaker 3: a long time. The perfect way to shoot that would

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Speaker 3: be you get someone like Pugs, yeah, or maybe Jace

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Speaker 3: to put a head mounted GoPro on and then just

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Speaker 2: I would just squat over Jason's head. That's right, it

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Speaker 1: My instinct on that is that the sphincter is quite tight,

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Speaker 1: so I don't imagine it would be there would be

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Speaker 1: much movement unless you're really ripping ass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's where I want to do it.

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Speaker 1: My sphincter is very tight.

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Speaker 2: So you know that one you.

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Speaker 3: Do in the morning, Jays the morning, that's the one

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Speaker 3: that's the one that I want to be recording.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's a bit of a longer effort, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: So what time do you get up normal? Because we'll

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Speaker 4: see Jays frond with the go that works for me.

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Speaker 1: I always struggle to disguise that one too, because often

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Speaker 1: be ripping ass. You know what, you know what I do,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I do. What I do, honestly

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Speaker 1: is I flush the toilet before I've finished and hold

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Speaker 1: it down for ages so that the flash keeps going.

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Speaker 4: And then rappers, you guys do the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not disgusting. It's what's disgusting is my wife

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Speaker 1: lying in bed hearing me ripping ass and the toilet.

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Speaker 4: So this is an on sweite you're talking about, right,

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Speaker 4: Yes see, that's the issue is the hall.

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Speaker 1: If I do go down the hall for my first

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Speaker 1: blue you know, my first poos or my only poos

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Speaker 1: as it turns out. But I my first whee of

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Speaker 1: the day is always in the end suite. I suppose

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Speaker 1: I could, actually I should actually just go to the

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Speaker 2: No, you can do anything you want, that's true.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's my house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean our house is not just I reckon.

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Speaker 4: I average of my wheeze these days are sitting down.

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Speaker 3: I'm much much higher at home. No, No, I mean

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Speaker 3: I'm you know, it used to be one hundred percent standing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm way way low now. The other thing that I've

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Speaker 3: is a foreskin related issue that I've got here, guys,

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Speaker 3: but as you I've got a beautiful cock. Sure you do, man, Yeah, okay, man.

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Speaker 3: When I stopped right at the end of there, here's

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Speaker 3: the habit of dribbling back, so going on the floor.

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Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, So I just think I can't be

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Speaker 3: bother cleaning that. So I just blame it on, you know,

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Speaker 3: my daughter or whatever. But that's why I sit down,

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Speaker 3: because of your leaky phuttos.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it just does that little bit of.

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Speaker 3: A right all over the floor.

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Speaker 4: Big Show week days from four on radio Hururarchy, remember

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Speaker 4: they Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: And often as you get older too, you know what

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Speaker 1: happens is you don't feel like you've completely got all

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Speaker 1: I don't feel that, but apparently that's one of the things.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling like you never quite evacuated all the urine.

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Speaker 3: Really, yes, yeah, it feels like I've had periods of

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Speaker 3: feeling like that, periods of having like the old what

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Speaker 3: do they call it there, saw procato yeah socados really yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and it just goes away for half a day or what.

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Speaker 1: You know, you should just get a knitting needle when

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Speaker 1: I get that down there you read, and.

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Speaker 2: Just just one of those bottle cleaners.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the little yeah, that's the brush. You know what

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Speaker 4: you should do, Maggie is is when you are standing

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Speaker 4: to do wheeze, just move close to the toilet and

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Speaker 4: sort of straddle it.

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Speaker 2: Almost you've done that to test it.

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Speaker 4: And you're pointing straight down with your penis.

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Speaker 3: Because the thing about it is I never see it.

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Speaker 3: I never see it happening right, And then I step

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Speaker 3: back and I remember there being like heap some over

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Speaker 3: the floor when I came in here, and so then

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Speaker 3: I do that straddle thing and it works, and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 3: do sit down. But seriously, like people are.

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Speaker 2: To blame it on someone in the house, but I can't.

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Speaker 4: Blokes that are listening try to sit down whee because

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Speaker 4: you just go, ah, you just chill.

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Speaker 2: For a bit, Yeah, get on your phone.

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Speaker 4: It's great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I generally still stand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but your old schools though, but you know, like

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Speaker 3: you find it had to stand up again and exactly.

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Speaker 1: And at night, of course, I sat because it's dark

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Speaker 1: and you know, you don't want to be winging all

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Speaker 1: generally I'll stand and do wheeze.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what the best weeeze you can do

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Speaker 4: is when it's like you're at a let's say you're

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Speaker 3: I'm not drinking at the moment, and I'm not drinking

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Speaker 3: for the rest of you. Yeah, cool man, ture not.

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Speaker 4: And you go outside at like ten o'clock or eleven.

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Speaker 4: You look up and the stars are just out. It's

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Speaker 4: beautiful us to if you don't wheeze like that, you're

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Speaker 4: just looking up at the sky going.

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Speaker 1: I do wheeze in my garden all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and during the day.

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Speaker 4: One of the best ones I ever did was when

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Speaker 4: I was down in Geraldine a couple of years ago

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Speaker 4: playing a golf tournament and it was that Aurora Australis

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Speaker 4: what was happening, and I was doing wheeze. I looked

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Speaker 4: up at the stars and it was Aurora Australis. I

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Speaker 4: was like, this maybe be the best pest of my life.

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Speaker 4: And you fuck, it was good.

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Speaker 1: You've always got that Wii that you like at the

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Speaker 1: golf club too.

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Speaker 4: The one on the corner there. Yeah, have you ever

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Speaker 4: tried it?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 1: No, because you take that corner and I often will

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Speaker 2: Yeah you do.

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Speaker 1: What it is, Mogi is it's like a little ledge

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Speaker 1: and it looks out across the way rangers. It's a

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Speaker 1: beautiful sight.

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Speaker 4: And if I've timed it right enough, hydrated enough, I

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Speaker 4: will need to go wheeze by the time I get

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Speaker 4: to that whole.

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Speaker 2: I think it is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it is too wheezy. A fucking rules.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right.

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Speaker 3: Just to note that my daughter's in the room and

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Speaker 3: your language on this podcast has been absolutely horrendous, shocking,

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Speaker 3: hasn't she shot her? She's listening live those headphones that

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Speaker 3: she's got on podcas. Yeah, yeah, she's learning radio. She's

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Speaker 3: here as a deady day school, you know, go to

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Speaker 3: go to dad's work and find it was what he

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Speaker 3: gets up to, you know, backbone backbone feedback on it.

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Speaker 2: She she isn't gonna be any This is day one.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It goes for the roots of the week, though, I mean,

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Speaker 2: what can you fucking do?

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Speaker 4: Still in about forty seconds, guys, we've been going forever.

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Speaker 2: Men, now are you.

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Speaker 1: Living fifteen the front kesy geez.

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