WEBVTT - "Munich Mailbag" 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.280 Live from the Export Beer Gun Studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:04.960 as always by Export Ultra the bear for here. This 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:07.520 is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the fourth of October. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:12.719 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:16.360 brought to you by Next Sport a Vulture, and. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.880 It's been an emotional Friday Morning Lane. It has the 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:20.639 last ever show of the Matt and Jerry Show. 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:23.479 Yeah, those who don't know, we live in very close 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.759 quarters to Radio Hodaki, about probably about ten meters away 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:30.360 from their studio. Yes, and you know the Alternative Commentary 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:34.160 Collective is, you know, very heavily linked towards Hadaki. There 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:37.640 the Matt and Jerry Show, their very first show was 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:41.000 the day after the very first ACC broadcast. Is that 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.320 a Rightah and Hawk's Bay. It was New Zealand versus 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:47.920 India and Hawk's Bay in twenty fourteen, and Matt and 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:51.160 Jerry they'd just done the deal the week before, They 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:54.800 flew out early from Napier and left myself, Jason Hoyt 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:58.240 and Lee Hart to do a whole innings on our 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.760 own for the very first game. No fucking ony what 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:03.080 we were doing. This is our first broadcast so we 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.480 were exhausted by the end of it. But then the 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.399 next morning that was the very first metten Jerry show. 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:09.800 Yeah wow, So we've kind of grown up together, the 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.200 ACC and the Mett and Jerry Show. 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.520 I mean, I can't remember a time when Matt and 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.800 Jerry went on Radio Hodacky because of course they don't 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.559 have a frequency in South Canbury, so it wasn't until 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:23.040 I left South Canerbury that I'd even heard Radio Hodaky, 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.720 to the point where when I started working there, my 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.040 mum thought I worked for an EV station and she 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.640 was very proud of me until she one day drove 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.360 up to christ Church and heard what was going on 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.640 on that radio station. She was just like, oh, not 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.440 so proud. I was that what you're doing up there? 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:36.759 Yeah? 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:40.120 Okay, so yeah, it's been a long time. Like I said, 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:43.040 I can't remember a time when they went there. And 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:46.440 actually my first week at Hadaky it must have been 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.360 like twenty seventeen. I think my first week the radio 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:52.560 awards were on. Oh year, old school Radio Awards. Too, 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:54.200 old school Radio Awards. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.400 I even knew. I didn't know what it was all about. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:58.640 So I put my singing hand suit on, dressed like 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:01.120 a bouncer or a bus driver down to the awards. 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:07.000 Chud Marcus Lush's ear off for about an hour howling 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:10.799 demons the next morning, and then that night. Throughout that 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.799 night was the first time I'd heard and I think 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:14.120 the first time he had done it. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.919 That Heath was doing the new drink. What I give 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:16.160 you boy. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.519 I think that was the night that was born. Yeah, 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.200 I do that. It's triggering met. 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:25.000 And the next morning I came in and he was 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:27.359 still doing it. He hadn't landed the plane. I'd been home, 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.720 slapped the mailbox and come back into work again. And 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.280 so we all went to the pub just up the 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.040 road there, and he'd found a walking stick somewhere and 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:38.400 we were sitting there drinking beers from about ten o'clock 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:41.160 in the morning, and he kept tapping my drink whenever 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:44.359 I'd finish it. You got ordered back to work about 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:47.400 three or four times throughout the day. So my boss, 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:49.080 I'd just been hired to work in promos and my 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:53.480 boss doesn't work Ahodo anymore. Who wasn't you He keep 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.799 coming back to the public, Hey, man, I are you 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:57.600 going to come back? Because you've got that thing that 0:02:57.639 --> 0:02:59.400 he needed to finish, and I was like, yeah, I'll 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.280 be back going to and then Heath will be like, 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.120 you got to give you words, Chap, you tap your 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:06.040 glass tapping my glass with his walking stick. Cut to 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.760 about four o'clock in the afternoon, I'm piggybacking Heath's back 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:14.799 from the pub to the work drinks. We get into 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:18.079 some sort of weird shouting match, blacked out drunk at 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.720 the bar. This is my first Friday at Radio HOKI. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:23.400 On Monday morning, I was dragged into a meeting with 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.760 my boss and my boss's boss and reminded that I 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:28.679 was still on my ninety day trial, that it was 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.080 a violation of the Drug and Alcohol Policydians in me 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:36.960 to be intoxicated during work hours, that's bullshit and yeah yeah, 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:40.880 got dragged into a windowless room and told how pasted 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:41.360 off they were. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.280 Ah yeah, but I think there was more jealousy than 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.760 passed off. To be honest, we didn't. I think we 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:48.840 did quite well at that Radio Awards. I believe I 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.760 couldn't tell. And but yeah, his drink when I give 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:54.840 you Boy, did have kind of undertones of slavery, Yes, yeah, 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:56.360 which which was an issue. 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:58.560 It was problematic yeah. It happened twice, so that I 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:02.560 think the next time it had happened the TV Awards 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.280 maybe oh yeah, yeah, And he again didn't land the plane. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:06.880 I think this was when he slipped in the studio. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:10.320 That was the one time that I have actually had 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.240 to go in and take him off here. At about 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:14.720 eight am, I went in and went arkaate, that's enough, 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.920 and he goes, what do you mean. I said, that's enough, 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:20.760 that's enough. He and I kicked him off here and 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.960 then I said just go out and grab some breakfast 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:27.159 or something, but you've done. And then there was cricket 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.760 commentary on that day starting at eleven am a one day, 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.000 and he was scheduled to be on that. And I 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.240 texted him and said he just went from there to 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.279 the pub and because he hadn't landed the plane, they 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.680 had won the Best New Zealand's Kids Show for Harbood City. 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.400 And I said, I don't worry about the cricket, mate, 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:44.200 just so you can stay at the pub. And I 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:48.640 got the most heated response back, full of explete ifs, 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.680 full of how much you know. I won't go into 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.159 the details, but and I just wrote back, thanks mate, 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:59.720 and more expletifs. And then I knew that the next 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:01.560 day he was going to wake up and I sent 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:03.560 a message saying, hey mate, how are you? And he 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.640 was going to have to see the transcription of the 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.760 last and he wrote the biggest mere Kulpa backs man. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:13.680 He was so ashamed of what even that breakfast show 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:16.120 and everything, and he was just like and one of 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:19.119 these demons. I think that might have instigated him taken 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:22.840 a spell on the bench for a few months, a 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.240 year or two. Yeah, it was God blessing, bounce back, 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:29.880 got back on it. But this morning was being quite emotional. 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:33.719 Jerry broke down. It's the eleven years the children have 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.600 grown up together. They are both his children are both 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:39.240 quite young now, they're teenagers, so they've been through quite 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:43.120 a lot. But the show will go on. Jeremy will 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.440 be on air on Monday, and good news for the 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:50.760 agenda listeners me and you'll be filling in. Not good 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.920 news for anyone else, but I'm filling in a few days. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.160 You're filling in a few days. We're just going to 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:57.719 get Jeremy through it to the end of the year 0:05:58.240 --> 0:05:59.479 and then see where it takes us. 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:01.279 Scrape in the bottom of the barrel. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.159 Well, I think it's because we're just the closest you know. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:05.640 You know, it's like at the end of the night 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.760 when people are looking to hook up and they look 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.480 around the room and say, oh, you'll do. 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:11.520 They'll flick the lights on and it's man laying in 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:16.760 the corner of the bar and they're like, three hours ago, 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:23.640 I wouldn't have three years ago, wouldn't. But you know, 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:27.320 now nothing else going, we need someone, so tune in radio. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.560 I heard akuy Monday morning and I was on later 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.800 on in the week. I'll do Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and night. 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:34.280 I was going Tuesday Friday and then I think we're 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:35.919 going to take team Jerry from then on, which is 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:37.720 the only way to take tackle Jerry. Actually, he's a 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:38.159 lot of human. 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.240 Here's a lot. There's a lot of Jerry. Here's a 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:41.640 lot to do with you. I'm looking forward to it. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:44.400 But said an exciting day. They'll be massively on the 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:45.800 hose I reckon for the rest of the day. 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:48.080 Oh yeah, but poor Jerry has to do siven sharp 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.640 so he couldn't find someone to step in. I said 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:53.240 I'll do it. I said I'd do it. He's like 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:57.200 I don't know how I'll take you. Yeah, what's dandel 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:01.520 Well that's he's asked everyone and anyone's bang, fuck off, 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:02.000 it's Friday. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:04.120 Well then he should have said to whoever runs that, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.120 just said, look, okay, i'll do it. 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:07.560 I'm still gone to the pub. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.080 I don't know how well that translates, okay with the 0:07:11.120 --> 0:07:14.600 ACC and with I'm not so sure about the national broadcast. 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:16.559 I know, but they want him there, so he should 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.640 just be like, look, I have asked for the day off, 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.560 you've declined it. I will come in, but I'm not 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.360 adjusting my you know, my leave plans. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.640 I'm not sure it's the right environment at the moment 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.200 to start swinging your deck around like that. It's a 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.640 very it's a time when you keep your just below. 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.840 The parapet But he's obviously not replaceable because they can't 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:35.720 find anyone. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:39.080 So, you know, just a film on a Friday, the 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.680 this struggling. But I'm sure that the vultures will be 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.120 circling if it's a full time gig. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.480 Yeah, true, because if he really got canceled, they'd be like, well, 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:48.640 if he's getting canceled, we could just bring Paul Henry back. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.600 You know, so what's the point that's true? Mike and 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:52.520 IgG told a great story on Breakfast this morning as 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.520 well when he was on the Mata Jewish show about 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.080 how he got involved in the acc and he said 0:07:57.520 --> 0:08:00.280 it was potentially the most regrettable night of his life. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:03.240 He was so wasted in Wellington and he bumped into 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:04.840 all of us and he ended up drinking at the 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.240 bar with Joe Jury and I and he said he 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:09.480 wake up in the morning with so many demons. He 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.680 stopped drinking for one hundred days. And then he got 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:12.920 a call the next day saying, you want to go 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:16.760 on the acc you got You're very funny. He's so 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:21.160 embarrassed about it, yet it got on the job heading us. Absolutely, 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.480 he did threatened to have sex with jo Jurry that night, 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:24.800 but that was that's a sorry was. 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:29.240 It a three through proposition? So that'll be how the 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:30.880 rest of this day plays out. We've still got the 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:34.040 sports book. Later on this morning, Carl will be on 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:35.880 the line, so we'll give you a few tips to 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:38.360 take with you unto your weekend. But just before we 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.559 take a break, this is going to be a full 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:41.960 yours please special. 0:08:41.960 --> 0:08:43.320 We've got about ten of them. 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.160 To get through all of the burning unanswered questions from 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:48.200 our trip around Europe. But before we get to those, 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.800 we are selling a ute and what I would describe 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:53.679 as one of the greatest owned goals, not just by 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:56.720 the ACC but particularly by me. So we've teamed up 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.960 with Auto Trader, who want you to tell New Zealand 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:01.520 about your car. There's I've been a long history of 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:03.560 buying and selling cars here in New Zealand. You know, 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.000 we love the second hand car market in New Zealand's 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:07.880 bigger I reckon per capita than anywhere. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:08.800 It's a national pastime. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:10.760 It is a national pastime and we're shit at it. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.280 And that's why I Auto Trader want to try and 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:14.960 give you a few tips as to how to sell 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:18.080 your car. And so they've asked us to try and 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.240 you know, help you guys with your tips. We've got 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.760 a car and we said, oh, look, we'll dress our 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:25.320 car up as if we're going to sell it. And 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.080 then we thought, well, let's just sell the thing. If 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:29.400 we're going to do it is if we're going to 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:32.200 sell it, let's just sell it. And that's a massive 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:33.920 own goal on my behalf because I drive that to 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:34.560 work every day. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:36.720 Yeah, and also we've done it up now and it 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.200 looks mint, it looks sick. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.760 So I don't know if you've seen it before. In fact, 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.240 I don't. I don't want to reveal too much. 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.240 I don't. It's a ninety ninety eight Ford Falcon and 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:48.440 it was straight six. Yeah, it was. It was before. 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.360 It's the slanty eyed one. It's the one before they 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:54.760 went to the new model. So they remember they had 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:57.400 the grill at the front used to be for the 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.240 Ford Falcon has to have the straight grill at the 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.600 front with a square lights or the big tangle lights. 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.439 And then they tried to go modern and they did 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.680 it for like two years and it was terrible look 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.120 with the skinny little head lights. That's that one, the 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:11.439 ninety eight model, and we've done it. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.760 Up and humming at the moment, and it is an 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:15.320 older car. 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:16.720 And we are going to sell it, but we are 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:19.280 giving all the proceeds that goes to November in z 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:23.120 and it's going to happen later in November obviously. But yeah, 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.280 it is an own goal because you and Joe Dury 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:27.199 love driving that day. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:28.000 It's the best. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.680 It's the best thing, just humming along in that motorway 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.480 idols at about eighty ks an hour. 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.600 I mean it guzzles a lot of gas. Yes, it does. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.920 And the weirdest part about the way it used to 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.079 be wrapped was it had the acc all down the 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:45.160 side of it. Storm Purvose's face was on the petrol cap. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.439 Well there was, so whenever you go to fuel up, 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:52.120 you just have to pull stormur face off and just 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.280 slam the old nozzles straight down her throat and just 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:55.720 pump the thing full of gas. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:57.720 So apologies, storm Purpose, but. 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:58.880 That's gone now. We got rid of that. 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:03.520 Yeah, but it also if you because there's a bit 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:06.719 of a dicky little petrol cap there. If you missed it, 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:09.360 it would just you put the cat back on. There's 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.800 just storm Purvos were just petrol pouring out of her mouth. 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:16.320 Yeah, we did donut sindn't we mount smart in it 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.680 for the one of the videos, and it was just 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:21.880 absolutely passing out the whole Yes. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.040 Yeah, there's slow mo footage of that that will go 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:26.600 out in the next few weeks. But anyway, we're going 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:28.360 to give you a few tips as to how to 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.480 sell your car. Obviously, one of them is to make 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:32.680 sure that it's looking good, which we have done. 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:33.280 I don't want to. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.320 Spoil too much of it, but there'll be a video 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:39.160 of there's no longer storm purpose dribbling petrol out of 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:43.160 her mouth. So it's been completely over overhauled. And that's 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:45.360 probably tip number one. Make sure your car looks as 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.800 presentable as possible. There's a few practical tips around basics. Yeah, 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.960 there's basics. There's a few practical tips around, like camera 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:54.400 angle and height of the photos that you take. Because god, 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:55.680 there's a dog ship photos. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:58.920 Yeah, you've got to take him at Wingmarra height. It's 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:02.600 a key. And taking fie a well. And sunset sunrise 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.000 is the best lighting if any if you haven't got 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:06.800 any lighting that we have in the studio here, that's 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.480 the best natural lighting to get. Not full you don't 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:13.240 want full blazing midday sun. That's terrible for photos. 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.760 So go and check all those videos out on our 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:18.560 socials and on our website and tell New Zealand about 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:20.920 your car with auto Trailer. Let's take a quick break 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:27.199 and come back with an extended yours please, yours. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:33.120 Please, brought to you by Leader Home of. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.360 So while we're on the roadlane, we did a few podcasts. 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.080 There've been some of the more well received podcasts, well 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.839 more well listened to podcasts. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.320 Beck as Wells is on it just great content. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.199 I've had a lot of feedback, a lot of people 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:47.920 asking me, and actually it's been quite handy because a 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:49.719 lot of my family lift me alone while I was 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:52.400 overseas because instead of ringing me, they could now just 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.080 listen to a podcast and know what I was up 0:12:54.080 --> 0:12:54.199 to it. 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.080 Well, disappointingly, my mother now I listened to the podcast 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:58.840 because she tuned in because she just wanted to make 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.720 sure I was safe. Yes, so she knew if a 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:02.600 podcast came out and my voice was on it, I 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:03.080 was alive. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:05.920 You well, you had been alive in the last twenty 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:06.320 four else. 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:10.760 Yeah, So just shout out to Sulane. Yes, she's probably 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.719 I think she still subscribes. Yes, i'll take it. We'll 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:15.120 take that. We'll take that download. 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:17.439 But I know that a lot of people had a 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.760 lot of questions for us, and while we're on the road, 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.240 we didn't have the technical ability to play them out. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:26.400 So now it's the chance for you to ask us anything, 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:28.480 any burning questions that you had about our trips. 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.280 So without any further Ado first caller, yours please. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:34.600 Reason number four and twenty two. While this is the 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:39.760 top raided sports podcast two years running, I think it is. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.720 Is this a sports podcast or do you guys just 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.440 clap trap for thirty five minutes they do a quick 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:47.960 recap on the cricket from the other side of the world. Anyway, 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.360 I love yours. You already know. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.400 Good point and you know what it's exactly what we 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:55.520 do because to qualify for the sports category you need 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.840 a minimum of ten percent sports content. Is that what 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:01.880 it is? And that's what we do. So we could 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:03.839 almost enter it into I mean, we wouldn't winned to 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.000 other category. This is the problem. Yeah, so we could 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.760 put it into like what do other categories have? Fuck 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.959 all entries? I don't know. 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.400 I feel like there's the market saturated. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:17.640 I think there's one around, like a kind of a 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:22.120 health and wellness there's one around kind of a Southeast 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.800 Asian kind of Indian. There's an Indian seat. We mean, 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:25.640 maybe need to do that. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.120 Oh if we just talking about cricket, we're about to 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:28.640 play India. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.440 Oh yeah, that's true. So is that that's ten percent? Yeah? Okay, 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:33.360 we don't need to a couple of potties. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:36.520 I did think that about I think the first podcast 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:38.360 that we do because none of us watched any sport, 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.080 we didn't see anything. We did watch the All Blacks 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:43.360 game at breakfast in Amsterdam. Yeah that was amazing. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:43.680 Yeah. 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:47.600 And so then we do this podcast talking about rolling 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.760 and dog shit and all this stuff, and then just 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:53.240 five minutes of Earnest Rugby analysis and then back into 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:54.760 dog shit dog shit chat. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:57.680 And that's how it should be, I think. And you 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.240 know what I mean. I don't want to dine and 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:00.680 do it on the dog shit thing because I've been 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:04.320 over it. But my first morning back at my house 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:07.920 having breakfast and my oldest son, I thought it was 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:13.800 pretty funny. He's like, it was like dog shit said 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:15.720 the ship. No he goes. This is not the ship 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.360 he goes. And I looked at him, went, you know 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.000 about the dog shit, don't you? Damn it. I was 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:21.840 trying to get it out of you. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.080 Soon we were on a road trip to a man 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.200 and my meticend in the driver's seat and he just goes. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:32.280 So I put the dog shit. I was like, how 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.880 long have you got to goes? We have three hours 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.200 until we get to muscut. 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.160 I was like all right, Like I said, I've never 0:15:37.200 --> 0:15:39.920 heard you laugh like that before. It was a high 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.040 Oh my god, it was a high pitched kind of 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.600 wheeze squeal. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:46.160 I have never laughed that hard in my life. I 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:49.400 don't think that was honestly the funniest. I was laughing 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.320 so hard that I was getting paranoid. I was going 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:56.240 to suffocate. I just yeah, we may or may not 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.280 have taken part in the old psychedelic Truffles before we 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:04.600 went out there, allegedly and reportedly, and it was there's 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:07.320 allegedly a menu there, and it allegedly tells you what 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:09.320 they do, like whether you see trippy visuals or you 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:11.440 laugh real hard. We got the laugh real hard ones 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:13.280 and that just about undid me. 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:14.280 It was that. 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.400 And then it was when I locked eyes with a 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.760 kid looking at ice cream who was watching you ring 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.440 dog shit out of your shirt into the town fountain. 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:27.200 My cheese slid off my cracker. I think I'm going 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.280 to die. I think I'm gonna laugh so hard I'm 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:32.640 going to die if I survived. 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:34.960 So just about anything, it was that. 0:16:35.120 --> 0:16:36.720 And then when Joe Jury had to shout me at 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:41.480 dump at the train station, I still o him a dump. 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:45.120 I tried three different credit cards. It wouldn't open. I 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:51.560 was like, can you shout me at dump? Friends? Friends 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.560 shout other friends at dump? Fifty euro since, which I 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.200 think is like a dollar, Joe Jerry a dollar or 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:57.600 a dump. 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:01.320 But anyway, Yeah, I can't even remember the question. 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:05.320 Another one here, please good e. 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.080 Not gonna lie a little bit, a little bit sad 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:11.840 you guys didn't say goodbye or anything. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:13.600 Jumped on the you chick. 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:14.960 Check my heart radio. 0:17:14.760 --> 0:17:17.440 And there's no podcast. I'm sorry, there's no daily agenda. 0:17:18.520 --> 0:17:21.760 Come on, you didn't even say goodbye. Surely some live 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:22.760 updates from minute. 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:25.920 Surely some live trouble from Emsterdam. 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:28.760 Surely, come on? 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:30.919 Love you? Yeah, well you got all that, didn't you. 0:17:31.280 --> 0:17:33.240 We couldn't do it every day because we were We 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:36.040