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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Haley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: I did a late night Kmart on Saturday night. How

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Speaker 2: fun A raging Saturday night for you. We went to

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Speaker 2: the movies Cried and Withering Heights, and then went to Kmart.

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Speaker 2: Was good fun because you know a lot of Kmart's

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Speaker 2: close at midnight. So me and this complete stranger to

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Speaker 2: me went to Kmart after the film.

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Speaker 1: Soft launch.

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Speaker 2: It's getting pretty semi hard.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, I think it's You've been posting a lot

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Speaker 3: of this, fellow.

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Speaker 1: I think it's almost a hard launch. It's almost just

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Speaker 1: like just say it's your boyfriend, and I.

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Speaker 3: Reckon, Nah, not quite there yet.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, to be sure, You've got to be

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Speaker 1: sure these days.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. If you saw us a good Charlotte,

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Speaker 2: you'd be like, god, they're pregnant. Anyway. Anyway, So we

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Speaker 2: saw this over and then we went into a little

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Speaker 2: late night Cama and they've got like quite a good

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Speaker 2: amount of like T shirts and shorts and stuff for

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Speaker 2: guys and stuff like real good, real cheap prices. And

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Speaker 2: we look up at this mannequin and he's wearing a

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Speaker 2: nice pair of just like beig Linen shorts. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're like lovely, great, nice cheap pier, you know, wear

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Speaker 2: them out. They're not too expensive. So we go looking

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Speaker 2: for these shorts, snaking around the aisles. No shorts to

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Speaker 2: be found. Look again, Look again, look again. We couldn't

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Speaker 2: find them. And then I look at the mannequin's size.

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Speaker 2: He's wearing perfect.

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Speaker 3: I hate when this happens, perfect because it's like normally

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Speaker 3: a medium or a small line.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and but but we were like we need those,

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Speaker 2: and so the only solution was and you know that

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Speaker 2: in Cama, if you know, you know the mannequins are

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Speaker 2: up really tall that like the toes are at eye level.

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Speaker 2: You know, they're up on those up on the high walls.

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Speaker 1: Oh you didn't.

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Speaker 2: So we each grab a short leg and we on

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Speaker 2: trail the manneicut.

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Speaker 1: When had you get the shorts over the stand?

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Speaker 2: We didn't. We had to abandon him crotch out because

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Speaker 2: that was the thing. The feet were then screwed into

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Speaker 2: the stand and we're so he's he's at ankles and

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Speaker 2: we don't know how to get them off.

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Speaker 1: At the down trailed this poor model.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's just he's left crotch out. I'll show

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Speaker 2: you because I obviously videot. I was laughing very.

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Speaker 1: Hard on shorts you can't get up over the head

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Speaker 1: like a.

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Speaker 2: Skirt, and he's just wearing a white sacing like there's

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Speaker 2: this little mound. Yeah, wow, plants at the bottom.

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Speaker 1: We've all flatted with that guy. Year. We end the

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Speaker 1: night going out to the toilet only wearing a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Balls hanging at the bottom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we didn't end up getting the shorts?

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Speaker 1: Did you ask one? Didn't you use the staff to

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Speaker 1: get them off the mannequet?

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Speaker 2: You know, because the staff was a fucking robot. They've

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Speaker 2: got a robot.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, they've got what's the name of

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Speaker 1: the robot?

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Speaker 2: Don't take your phone. No, they've got a robot that

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Speaker 2: stock takes.

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Speaker 1: And she was she was a little like tower.

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Speaker 2: Going around the shop.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know that.

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Speaker 2: And it said, hi, my name is whatever, I'm doing

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Speaker 2: a stock take, like just ignore men.

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Speaker 3: What it like uses an AI camera or something to

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Speaker 3: count how many count?

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Speaker 1: How many candles are left?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And then there was a over the intercom announcement

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Speaker 2: saying hello shoppers, you may have seen Sarah or whatever

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Speaker 2: her name was, but please don't obstruct her job. She's

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Speaker 2: busy at work, but a lot.

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Speaker 1: Because people miss. Yeah around rub a vacuum clean. I'm

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Speaker 1: putting a couple of wheels off the ground and yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. And then the third bit of this exciting

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Speaker 2: ten twenty six on a Saturday night Kmart trip.

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Speaker 1: Wow, she's has changed, isn't she.

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Speaker 2: I had on front hard yeah on Saturday, had to

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Speaker 2: be mild. So at one point we walked past the

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Speaker 2: double door. I could just see the backstage of Kmart.

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Speaker 2: Look at it, look at it stage backstage.

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Speaker 1: I don't think they call.

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Speaker 2: It boxes on box, blankets on blanket.

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Speaker 3: Think they call it the back room storage backstage.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was. It was just endless pots, plants. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what a rage of fourth exciting moment from came out

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Speaker 2: and this is the final one. I found a hare

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Speaker 2: clip that is bock choy. Bock choy hair clip, choy

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Speaker 2: hair clip. So don't walk, yes, run, don't walk to

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Speaker 2: cam out because I've got fruit here clips, oranges, strawberries,

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Speaker 2: and one of them is a bock choy