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Speaker 2: Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on Zidby, we

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Speaker 2: name the New Zealander of the Week in honor that

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Speaker 2: we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker who's had

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Speaker 2: an outsized effect on our great and beautiful nation over

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Speaker 2: the previous week. As always, there'll be three nominees, but

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Speaker 2: only one winner. And remember, like the Time magazine Person

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Speaker 2: of the Year, the New Zealand of the Week isn't

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Speaker 2: always an agent of good. Sometimes the nominations are for

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Speaker 2: real dickheads, and it's often not even a human. I'm

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Speaker 2: repeating this proviso to stop the same text we get

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Speaker 2: every week complaining some norms are there for their greatness,

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Speaker 2: some are there for the magnitude of their crapness. Got

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Speaker 2: it too right? Okay, bless So, without further ado, the

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Speaker 2: nominees for Matt and Tyler Afternoons New Zealand of the

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Speaker 2: Week ah the final for the year. Tyler, who, being

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Speaker 2: nominee one, also receives the end of the year Christmas

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Speaker 2: grint Shitter Reward, the New Zealand GDP dropped one percent

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Speaker 2: in this September quarter of twenty twenty four, depressing everyone

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Speaker 2: just before Christmas for persistently sucking despite the government's best

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Speaker 2: attempts to perform the CPR on our GDP the New

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Speaker 2: Zealand Economy. You have been nominated for New Zealander of

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Speaker 2: the Week.

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Speaker 1: Pick it Up.

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Speaker 2: Nominee two also gets the Complete more On award. All

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Speaker 2: of us get something wrong some of the time. This

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Speaker 2: dneden driver got all of it wrong everything. You allegedly

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Speaker 2: flip your vehicle in Mornington on Wednesday night, smashing into

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Speaker 2: two part cars while speeding, while over the alcohol limit,

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Speaker 2: while not wearing a seatbelt, with no license, while using

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Speaker 2: your phone. You're lucky to be alive. Thank god you

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Speaker 2: didn't injure anyone. You're appearing in district court today so

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Speaker 2: we can't mention your name. But for some of the

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Speaker 2: worst driving this country has ever seen. You are nominated

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Speaker 2: for New Zealander of the Week and there can be

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Speaker 2: only one. Okay, here we go. This is the last

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Speaker 2: one for the year, so it's particularly big. This one

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Speaker 2: ry Overchamp. That's right, and the winner also receives the

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Speaker 2: Hot Animal Lookalike Award. He joined the team when he

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Speaker 2: was nineteen. He's been a huge part of our most

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Speaker 2: golden era. He was a huge part of the twenty

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Speaker 2: fifteen World Cup the twenty twenty World Test Championship victory

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Speaker 2: against India. He played three hundred and ninety four games

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Speaker 2: for New Zealand across the three formats, taking seven hundred

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Speaker 2: and seventy six wickets in total, as well as amazingly

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Speaker 2: for a bowler, hitting the fourth most sixes ever in

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Speaker 2: Test cricket ninety eight. He's also a top gent and

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Speaker 2: he did it all well, looking like a sexy camel.

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Speaker 2: Tim Soudi, you are the Matt and Tyler Afternoons New

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Speaker 2: Zealander of the week.

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Speaker 1: What a legend.

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Speaker 2: Sexy camras Congratulations Tim Saudi, give him a taste of

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Speaker 2: here we God bless and God speed. It really does

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Speaker 2: look a lot like a camel.

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Speaker 1: Sexy camel at that good look a man.

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Speaker 2: It's the shoulders, the hunchover and the eyelasher and the

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Speaker 2: chief games doesn't know much of a humper, Madam Tan Tyler.

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